1 00:00:13,638 --> 00:00:14,638 Right, kids? 2 00:00:14,639 --> 00:00:16,765 And that's how I defeated Kite Man. 3 00:00:16,766 --> 00:00:17,851 Any questions? 4 00:00:18,810 --> 00:00:21,228 - Yeah, Canadian tuxedo. - Do you have a pet? 5 00:00:21,229 --> 00:00:23,188 I do have a pet. That's a great question. 6 00:00:23,189 --> 00:00:25,190 I have a pet named Eagly. He's an eagle. 7 00:00:25,191 --> 00:00:26,901 Do you have a origin story? 8 00:00:28,445 --> 00:00:31,573 Let's go. Bets right here. Let's go. Let your money talk. 9 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:34,783 You dumb fuck, you killed your brother! 10 00:00:34,784 --> 00:00:37,412 You killed your brother, you piece of shit! 11 00:00:39,414 --> 00:00:40,748 Truth is, I'm supposed to be in prison. 12 00:00:40,749 --> 00:00:42,416 - For what? - Superhero shit. 13 00:00:42,417 --> 00:00:44,501 - What superhero are you? - Peacemaker. 14 00:00:44,502 --> 00:00:46,503 - What were you in prison for? - Integrity. 15 00:00:46,504 --> 00:00:48,214 I made a vow to have peace, 16 00:00:48,673 --> 00:00:51,092 no matter how many people I have to kill to get it. 17 00:00:52,385 --> 00:00:54,845 Your dad's White Dragon costume, right? 18 00:00:54,846 --> 00:00:56,388 How is it so big in this place? 19 00:00:56,389 --> 00:00:58,015 It's a quantum unfolding storage area. 20 00:00:58,016 --> 00:01:00,726 It leads to a dimensional nodule outside normal space. 21 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:02,728 Well, I guess your dad's pretty brainy for a racist. 22 00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:05,397 And if your dad's a racist and you work with him... 23 00:01:05,398 --> 00:01:07,149 I don't work with him! He makes me stuff! 24 00:01:07,150 --> 00:01:09,234 I hesitate giving you any helmet 25 00:01:09,235 --> 00:01:11,321 as big a simp as you turned out to be. 26 00:01:13,573 --> 00:01:15,199 You know you don't have to call me Peacemaker. 27 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:16,450 You can call me Chris. 28 00:01:16,451 --> 00:01:18,911 I have no interest in you other than your ability to fight for us. 29 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:20,746 I thought you were in prison for life. 30 00:01:20,747 --> 00:01:22,206 How did you get out anyway? 31 00:01:22,207 --> 00:01:23,707 I work for the government, okay? 32 00:01:23,708 --> 00:01:25,292 - Post office? - Dude. 33 00:01:25,293 --> 00:01:26,628 I kill people for them, okay? 34 00:01:26,795 --> 00:01:28,253 Huh? Sick. 35 00:01:28,254 --> 00:01:29,338 Eat peace, motherfuckers! 36 00:01:29,339 --> 00:01:31,256 You know, lately I'm just thinking I'm a fucking maniac. 37 00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:35,803 Like, I don't know, I'm having feelings about things that-- 38 00:01:35,804 --> 00:01:37,846 I don't think Chris is ever gonna be happy 39 00:01:37,847 --> 00:01:39,557 as long as his father's around. 40 00:01:42,143 --> 00:01:44,938 I knew you was unclean when you killed your brother! 41 00:01:48,483 --> 00:01:50,819 You killed my brother! You killed Keith. 42 00:01:53,154 --> 00:01:55,114 Well, go ahead and do it, you fucking pussy. 43 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:57,617 You'll never be able to get the fuck away-- 44 00:02:03,373 --> 00:02:05,040 I read your file, Chris. 45 00:02:05,041 --> 00:02:07,459 It was an accident. You were a child. 46 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:10,630 Stop letting that shit define who you are. 47 00:02:13,758 --> 00:02:16,510 Dude, we're saving the world from a fucking alien invasion. 48 00:02:16,511 --> 00:02:19,763 The whole team is injured, so I was thinking, like, 49 00:02:19,764 --> 00:02:22,058 maybe you could call in the Justice Gang. 50 00:02:24,060 --> 00:02:26,312 I have a real bad gag reflex. 51 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:28,438 Oh shit. 52 00:02:28,439 --> 00:02:30,482 You know, one time I puked all over Green Lantern, I was-- 53 00:02:30,483 --> 00:02:32,318 I got seasick from flying on a green magic carpet. 54 00:02:33,194 --> 00:02:34,696 The weird thing is he fucking liked it. 55 00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:45,373 You're late, you fucking dickheads. 56 00:02:46,124 --> 00:02:48,209 - What a meathead. - Screw that guy. 57 00:02:48,793 --> 00:02:50,628 You know he tells people I'm a puke freak? 58 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:56,258 The Peacemaker and the costumed crime fighter Vigilante 59 00:02:56,259 --> 00:02:58,177 were working in a deep cover operation 60 00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:01,221 for the U.S. government called Project Butterfly. 61 00:03:01,222 --> 00:03:03,974 It's been running for years out of Belle Reve Prison 62 00:03:03,975 --> 00:03:06,268 under the command of Amanda Waller, 63 00:03:06,269 --> 00:03:08,104 who happens to be my mother. 64 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:37,926 Eagly. 65 00:03:39,135 --> 00:03:40,678 Come on, dude. Stop it. 66 00:03:41,763 --> 00:03:43,014 What? 67 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:47,227 It's too cold outside. It's too cold outside. Jesus! 68 00:04:20,218 --> 00:04:22,135 There, Eagly. You want to fly, fly. 69 00:04:22,136 --> 00:04:24,180 It's just too damn cold to take you outside. 70 00:04:49,747 --> 00:04:50,748 Hey. 71 00:04:53,918 --> 00:04:55,003 Mornin'. 72 00:05:00,174 --> 00:05:02,552 Fuck you then, you Cryptkeeper-looking bitch. 73 00:05:07,598 --> 00:05:08,683 Eagly? 74 00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:15,982 Eagly, come on, bro. 75 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:21,821 Eagly, taking an awful lot for granted. 76 00:05:23,865 --> 00:05:26,450 I don't work for you, dude. Okay? 77 00:05:26,451 --> 00:05:29,119 Just because I'm out of prison and we spend a lot of time together 78 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:31,247 doesn't mean you determine how that time is spent. 79 00:05:31,789 --> 00:05:33,874 The one fucking day I don't take you out, 80 00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:35,834 you wake me up like I'm your fucking slave. 81 00:05:35,835 --> 00:05:37,836 We need to start making clear who's the human 82 00:05:37,837 --> 00:05:39,881 and who's the eagle. I'm the human and-- 83 00:05:43,968 --> 00:05:46,512 Dumbass. What are you doing? 84 00:06:57,959 --> 00:06:59,459 You okay, pal? 85 00:06:59,460 --> 00:07:01,129 You sleepwalking again? 86 00:07:01,879 --> 00:07:03,548 You look like you've seen a ghost. 87 00:09:33,531 --> 00:09:36,032 It's still weird seeing you come out of your old man's house. 88 00:09:36,033 --> 00:09:38,411 - Mine now. - Hell yeah, it is. 89 00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:41,080 Hey, Keeya call you back? 90 00:09:43,541 --> 00:09:44,625 Sorry. 91 00:09:46,502 --> 00:09:48,545 Girl can't deal with me being me. 92 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:50,380 - That's her problem. - Deffo. 93 00:09:50,381 --> 00:09:53,675 Shit. I mean, I'm about hardcore shit now. 94 00:09:53,676 --> 00:09:54,884 That's what I do. 95 00:09:54,885 --> 00:09:56,928 Her not being able to accept that 96 00:09:56,929 --> 00:09:59,264 is like her not being able to accept me, right? 97 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:01,142 I don't know. Maybe she just doesn't want you to die. 98 00:10:01,892 --> 00:10:03,853 You've seen me handle myself. 99 00:10:04,228 --> 00:10:05,729 What, you think I look like I'm gonna die? 100 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:07,564 - Maybe. - Get the fuck out of here. 101 00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:09,482 Okay, Charles Bronson. 102 00:10:09,483 --> 00:10:11,484 Come on, man. You know I got moves. 103 00:10:11,485 --> 00:10:12,570 I'm just saying. 104 00:10:13,070 --> 00:10:14,404 We all might die, okay? 105 00:10:14,405 --> 00:10:16,072 Happens every day to people tougher than you. 106 00:10:16,073 --> 00:10:17,991 - And you. - No, not often. 107 00:10:17,992 --> 00:10:20,285 You know, people as tough as me, they normally die of old age. 108 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:22,163 - That's just stats. - Jesus. 109 00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:24,914 I almost forgot. I got business cards. 110 00:10:24,915 --> 00:10:26,124 Check them out. 111 00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:27,918 Oh, that is... 112 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:30,296 really... 113 00:10:31,213 --> 00:10:32,339 cool. 114 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:33,924 - Who's the woman? - That's me. 115 00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:36,594 Okay. Well, she's, um, kind of... 116 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:38,928 - Gaunt. - Damn, man. 117 00:10:38,929 --> 00:10:41,057 You really killing my vibe. 118 00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:45,268 Talk to Harcourt lately? 119 00:10:45,269 --> 00:10:47,395 'Course. We hung out yesterday. 120 00:10:47,396 --> 00:10:49,648 She's mostly forgiven me for airing out 121 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:52,360 Task Force X's dirty laundry on TV. 122 00:10:53,861 --> 00:10:55,446 Did she say anything about... 123 00:10:56,113 --> 00:10:57,114 Like what? 124 00:10:59,408 --> 00:11:01,576 I don't know. She say anything, like, about me or anything? 125 00:11:01,577 --> 00:11:03,079 Like what? 126 00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:05,498 I don't know. 127 00:11:06,123 --> 00:11:07,541 No. 128 00:11:08,292 --> 00:11:09,960 Hey, Ads. Thanks for driving me. 129 00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:11,961 Happy to do it. 130 00:11:11,962 --> 00:11:14,714 Sometimes, these guys can kind of be up their own asses, you know? 131 00:11:14,715 --> 00:11:16,049 - Metahumans? - Yeah. 132 00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:18,259 Sometimes, they say some not-so-great shit. 133 00:11:18,260 --> 00:11:19,678 - Like what? - I don't know. 134 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,179 Just like I'm stupid. 135 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:23,598 That I'm wearing a disco ball on the top of my head. 136 00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:25,308 And they'll be like, "Hey, why'd you take a vow 137 00:11:25,309 --> 00:11:26,643 to be a douchebag at any cost?" 138 00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:29,104 And they'll say, "Hey, the first season 139 00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:30,939 of Jersey Shore called, it wants its haircut back." 140 00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:33,191 As if a fucking TV show could call you on the phone. 141 00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:35,861 Just fucking stupid stuff. I can't remember much. 142 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,988 I know it's 'cause my muscles are bigger than theirs, 143 00:11:38,989 --> 00:11:40,240 but jeez, right? 144 00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:42,617 You're a superhero now. 145 00:11:42,618 --> 00:11:45,079 You saved the fucking world. 146 00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:53,921 Yo, are you sure this is the place? 147 00:11:56,173 --> 00:11:57,550 I think. 148 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:00,720 Yeah. 149 00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:04,889 I don't want to be a joke anymore, Ads. 150 00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:06,517 This is all I've ever wanted, you know? 151 00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:08,310 To be a real hero. 152 00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:10,020 Are you for real? 153 00:12:10,604 --> 00:12:13,315 They're gonna be doing backflips to get you to join. 154 00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:48,892 Welcome, Peacemaker. I'm Maxwell Lord. 155 00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:52,312 My company, LordTech, finances the Justice Gang. 156 00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:54,689 With me are two of our founding members, 157 00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:56,608 Green Lantern and Hawkgirl. 158 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,903 Hey. It's really nice to meet you. 159 00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:02,072 Guy, great to see you again. 160 00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:03,699 Uh-huh. 161 00:13:04,658 --> 00:13:06,327 - You can have a seat there. - Yes, sir. 162 00:13:07,661 --> 00:13:09,120 Would you like to be called Peacemaker, 163 00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:10,998 or do you prefer Chris? 164 00:13:11,707 --> 00:13:13,500 - Either's fine. - The mic is off? 165 00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:15,794 Yeah. Mark that down as indecisive. 166 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,253 - Where? - There. 167 00:13:17,254 --> 00:13:19,964 - Here? - No, there. Look. 168 00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:21,299 How'd I get stuck with this job? 169 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:23,594 You're the only one whose handwriting is legible. 170 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:26,346 Chris, can you tell us a little about your skills? 171 00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:27,680 - My skills? - That's right. 172 00:13:27,681 --> 00:13:29,808 What sort of skills would you bring to the Justice Gang? 173 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,310 Besides blowing dudes. 174 00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:33,771 Shut up, Guy. 175 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:40,319 I'm considered the finest marksman in the world. 176 00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:43,322 Not just with firearms, with any weapon, really. 177 00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:45,366 Yeah, he murders people. Write that down. 178 00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:48,118 - Where? - I am also... 179 00:13:48,702 --> 00:13:50,078 proficient in hand-to-hand combat. 180 00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:51,287 Volatile tendencies. 181 00:13:51,288 --> 00:13:53,248 Guy, chill out. I've got it handled. 182 00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:55,333 I have a variety of helmets. 183 00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:56,669 Put it under sociopathy there. 184 00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:59,088 Each one has a different power. 185 00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:03,216 Peacemaker, we at the Justice Gang 186 00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:04,844 try to avoid casualties. 187 00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:08,097 Metahumans like the ones in our organization 188 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,682 are becoming more and more distrusted, 189 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:13,726 and we can't afford to stoke the fires. 190 00:14:13,727 --> 00:14:15,395 I know, I know. 191 00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:18,189 It says here you served time for first-degree murder. 192 00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:19,440 Yes, that's true, but-- 193 00:14:19,441 --> 00:14:21,526 And that you have killed dozens of other people. 194 00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:22,819 Most of those are for good reasons. 195 00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,697 - And which ones weren't? - Excuse me? 196 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:29,660 Which people did you murder not for good reasons? 197 00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:32,037 Well, um... 198 00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:37,459 I'm gonna be honest. 199 00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:40,796 I haven't always been discriminating about violence. 200 00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:44,675 But lately, I've been coming to terms with the... 201 00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:46,676 the trauma I had as a kid. 202 00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:48,262 Here we go. 203 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,096 Is that popcorn still here? 204 00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:51,681 My brother Keith dying in front of me. 205 00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:53,224 Oh my God, dude. 206 00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:55,853 You love popcorn. 207 00:14:57,354 --> 00:14:59,188 The culture of violence imposed by my father. 208 00:14:59,189 --> 00:15:00,315 It's low on calories. 209 00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:02,859 Plus, my butt's been getting really big lately, so... 210 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:05,696 I don't wanna be like that. You know, I don't wanna be, like, ruled 211 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,197 by my past experiences and anger. 212 00:15:08,198 --> 00:15:09,324 My butt's not big enough. 213 00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:12,453 Honestly, when I'm naked, it's just like a line. 214 00:15:13,203 --> 00:15:14,996 And I've always said I cherish peace with all my heart 215 00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:16,873 no matter how many people I need to kill to get it. 216 00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:18,458 How many more of these do we have today? 217 00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:19,834 The West Coast has been a wash. 218 00:15:19,835 --> 00:15:21,754 - Excuse me? - This guy sucks. 219 00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:24,339 Excuse me. Um, this is gonna sound weird, 220 00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:26,759 but am I supposed to be able to hear you guys? 221 00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:34,224 Excuse me? 222 00:15:34,808 --> 00:15:36,893 You know, just... like a while ago, 223 00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:38,854 you said I was indecisive and then... 224 00:15:39,813 --> 00:15:41,482 you brought up violent tendencies. 225 00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:43,400 And just now you were all 226 00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,819 talking about your butts and stuff. 227 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,530 And also, you said that I suck. 228 00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:52,743 - Do you hear me now? - Yeah. 229 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,247 And... now? 230 00:15:58,832 --> 00:16:00,042 Yes. 231 00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:02,127 Fuck! 232 00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:06,215 It is not funny, motherfucker. 233 00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:08,841 How long has this been like this? 234 00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:10,134 I'm guessing all day. 235 00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:12,595 All day? Who set it up? 236 00:16:12,596 --> 00:16:13,930 - Guy. - Whoa! 237 00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:16,349 No, hey, I am not an A/V guy. 238 00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:18,434 - I had Stan do it. - The bodyguard? 239 00:16:18,435 --> 00:16:19,978 He is more than just his occupation. 240 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,271 God damn it, Guy! He is not paid to-- 241 00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:23,773 What do you want from me? 242 00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:25,818 Mr. Smith, Peacemaker, I apol-- 243 00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:30,780 Oh my God, how many times 244 00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:33,409 did I mention that rabbit woman's camel toe? 245 00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:35,285 I must have said it 30 times. 246 00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:45,378 Didn't go so well? 247 00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:47,171 Apparently, one of my skills is sucking dick. 248 00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:48,339 - What? - That's not a put down. 249 00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,342 That's a fucking compliment. Fuck them. 250 00:16:50,884 --> 00:16:52,761 I don't want to be in their lame group anyway. 251 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:55,889 What the fuck? 252 00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:06,524 After poring over your résumé, 253 00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:10,237 examining your past 18 years working in the intelligence field, 254 00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:13,364 as well as the extensive interviews I've conducted 255 00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:15,366 with your coworkers throughout those years, 256 00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:16,743 and, of course, 257 00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:19,329 our lengthy sessions together discussing your life, 258 00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:23,416 I've come to the conclusion you suffer from a particularly severe form 259 00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:24,960 of toxic masculinity. 260 00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:27,463 What? 261 00:17:28,797 --> 00:17:30,131 I have a fucking vagina. 262 00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:31,382 I assumed. 263 00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:33,843 How could I have toxic masculinity? 264 00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:35,511 Ms. Harcourt, I have to say, 265 00:17:35,512 --> 00:17:37,805 I find the insinuation that only men can suffer 266 00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:39,932 from toxic masculinity a bit sexist. 267 00:17:39,933 --> 00:17:41,559 - Sexist? - You have every symptom. 268 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:42,894 You suppress your emotions. 269 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,813 - You're aggressive and prone to violence. - Oh yeah? Yeah? 270 00:17:44,938 --> 00:17:46,105 That shit's in the DSM-III there? 271 00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:47,440 - The toxic masculinity? - The DSM-5 now. 272 00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:49,150 You do your best to maintain a hard appearance. 273 00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,359 So my face? 274 00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:52,195 - I'm getting some sort of a bullshit... - You maintain 275 00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:53,821 - hyper-independence. - ...non-existent diagnosis 276 00:17:53,822 --> 00:17:54,989 based on my face? 277 00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:56,532 I'll give you a diagnosis based on your face? 278 00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:57,785 You're a fucking cunt. 279 00:18:02,122 --> 00:18:04,791 Come on, man. You don't have to write that shit down. 280 00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:07,002 In England, cunt means friend. 281 00:18:08,962 --> 00:18:10,630 The NSA has entrusted me to decide 282 00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:13,633 who does and who doesn't have the psychological wherewithal 283 00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:17,804 - to be employed by the agency. - My record is exemplary. 284 00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:19,597 I served my country. 285 00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:23,434 I did everything, everything that it asked of me. 286 00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:26,938 At the CIA, here at the NSA, at ARGUS. 287 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,232 Ms. Godfrey, please escort Ms. Harcourt to the lobby. 288 00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:31,234 And now you come at me with this nonsense 289 00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:33,069 as some sort of rationalization 290 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:34,905 for what we both know is really going on. 291 00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:37,782 Amanda Waller may be facing congressional hearings, 292 00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:39,450 but she still has enough power to black-book me 293 00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:41,828 from every intelligence agency in America. 294 00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:43,871 - Ms. Harcourt. - I have only been trained 295 00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:46,667 to do one thing my entire life, Doc. 296 00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:50,754 So you tell me what the fuck am I supposed to do now? 297 00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:56,510 What a fucking life. 298 00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:57,969 I just want to say, 299 00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,846 I don't think what they're doing is right. 300 00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:02,223 I'm grateful for what you did with Project Butterfly. 301 00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:03,808 Not all of us are on board 302 00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:05,727 with the way they're handling this. 303 00:19:14,194 --> 00:19:18,907 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 304 00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:35,465 Hey. 305 00:19:36,383 --> 00:19:37,426 Hey. 306 00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:39,678 Jesus, what happened to your hand? 307 00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,181 Nothing. I just, uh, 308 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,517 beat up my dashboard a little bit. 309 00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:48,478 That motherfucking thing had it coming. 310 00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:52,356 Yeah. Last time I was in that car, 311 00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:53,816 I was playing some Spin Doctors, 312 00:19:53,817 --> 00:19:56,444 or Thirty Seconds to Mars, or some shit. 313 00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:57,695 I was gonna kick its ass then, 314 00:19:57,696 --> 00:19:59,655 but you two seemed like you were on good terms, so... 315 00:19:59,656 --> 00:20:01,407 I am not on good terms with Thirty Seconds to Mars. 316 00:20:01,408 --> 00:20:02,534 How dare you? 317 00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:07,455 - So how's it going? - Peachy. 318 00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:09,665 Yeah. That's the vibe you're giving off. 319 00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:12,043 I mean, I don't even know why I asked. 320 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:13,378 So what's up? 321 00:20:13,503 --> 00:20:14,546 Not much. 322 00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,423 Just, uh, you know, in the neighborhood, 323 00:20:17,424 --> 00:20:20,176 wanted to swing by, see how your interview went. 324 00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:21,302 Perfect, yeah. 325 00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:23,429 Now I've been turned down by the NSA 326 00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:28,060 as well as the CIA, FBI, DIA, and DHS. 327 00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:32,189 The entire fucking alphabet of intelligence agencies. 328 00:20:33,106 --> 00:20:34,232 I don't need that. 329 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,817 Yes, you do. You gotta ice it. 330 00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:48,247 There. 331 00:20:50,457 --> 00:20:52,166 Adebayo's the one who outed Waller anyway. 332 00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:53,584 Why is she torturing me? 333 00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:56,003 She can't take it all out on her daughter, I guess. 334 00:20:56,004 --> 00:20:58,631 If it makes you feel any better, my interview also sucked. 335 00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:01,677 It doesn't. Obviously, I know you wanted that superhero thing. 336 00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,806 So that's it? That's why you came? 337 00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:07,933 Yeah. 338 00:21:08,475 --> 00:21:10,227 Okay. Thanks, I guess. 339 00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:13,646 Unless there was something else you wanted to talk about? 340 00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:14,731 Like what? 341 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:16,984 - I don't know. - Okay. 342 00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:21,071 What happened the other night or something. 343 00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:23,615 On the boat? 344 00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:27,536 - What, that party boat? - You remember now? 345 00:21:28,161 --> 00:21:29,620 I remember I didn't want to go on it. 346 00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:31,957 Seemed like you wanted to go on it then. Like, vigorously. 347 00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:34,458 No, I didn't. I told you. I don't like boats. 348 00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:35,710 I don't like parties. 349 00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:37,586 Why the fuck would I want to go on a party boat? 350 00:21:37,587 --> 00:21:38,754 I was speaking metaphorically. 351 00:21:38,755 --> 00:21:40,299 We went on an actual boat, though. 352 00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:41,591 You know what? Fine. 353 00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:44,135 You agreed to go on the boat 'cause I told you the views would be nice. 354 00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,594 I was talking about when we were on it. 355 00:21:45,595 --> 00:21:47,221 When we were on it, I was drunk. 356 00:21:47,222 --> 00:21:48,431 Yeah, so was I. 357 00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:49,932 Well, maybe you don't remember much either. 358 00:21:49,933 --> 00:21:51,600 - I remember most of it. - All right. 359 00:21:51,601 --> 00:21:54,937 Well, then you probably know more than I do that it was fine. 360 00:21:54,938 --> 00:21:56,814 It happened. Whatever. 361 00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:58,107 But it was also a mistake. 362 00:21:58,108 --> 00:21:59,900 You remember a whole lot for not remembering. 363 00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:03,446 Not much. Alcohol and fuckups both foster amnesia, thank God. 364 00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:06,158 - Fuckups? - Not sure what else it would be. 365 00:22:07,075 --> 00:22:08,076 Good? 366 00:22:09,244 --> 00:22:11,454 All right, Chris, whatever. 367 00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:13,331 If that's what you want to think, that's fine. 368 00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:14,915 But it's also the end of it. 369 00:22:14,916 --> 00:22:16,917 Fine. I don't know when-- why we're on all this anyway. 370 00:22:16,918 --> 00:22:19,212 The only reason I came here is to ask about your interview. 371 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:20,921 - It went shit. - Great. Great. There's my answer. 372 00:22:20,922 --> 00:22:22,256 - Yep. - Great. Trip well worth it. 373 00:22:22,257 --> 00:22:23,675 - Bye. - Bye! 374 00:24:21,209 --> 00:24:22,334 Hey, Adrian. 375 00:24:22,335 --> 00:24:23,462 Dude, listen. 376 00:24:27,674 --> 00:24:29,758 - It's an owl. - Okay. 377 00:24:29,759 --> 00:24:31,302 - Northern saw-whet. - What? 378 00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:32,678 That's the kind of owl it is. 379 00:24:32,679 --> 00:24:34,430 Dude, I know a shitload about owls. 380 00:24:34,431 --> 00:24:36,515 Okay, I can't talk right now, man. I'm working. 381 00:24:36,516 --> 00:24:38,393 Hey, you moved back from Belle Reve yet? 382 00:24:39,811 --> 00:24:42,271 Yeah, but I can't hang until tomorrow. 383 00:24:42,272 --> 00:24:43,647 - Quiz me. - What? 384 00:24:43,648 --> 00:24:44,773 About owls. 385 00:24:44,774 --> 00:24:46,693 Look up owl facts and then see if I know the answer. 386 00:24:47,694 --> 00:24:49,029 Okay, hold on. 387 00:24:53,533 --> 00:24:55,493 Dude, I'm like Rain Man, but with owls. 388 00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:57,287 Okay, Rain Man, here's one. 389 00:24:58,163 --> 00:25:01,165 Are owl's eyes orbs or tubes? 390 00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:02,625 - Orbs. - Nope, they're tubes. 391 00:25:02,626 --> 00:25:04,085 Fuck off, how can they be tubes? 392 00:25:04,211 --> 00:25:05,420 I don't know, that's what it says. 393 00:25:05,545 --> 00:25:07,005 Well, how do they stay inside their heads? 394 00:25:07,130 --> 00:25:08,631 Why don't they just spill out onto the floor? 395 00:25:08,632 --> 00:25:10,090 - I don't know. - Well, you think 396 00:25:10,091 --> 00:25:11,717 every time you're stepping through the forest, 397 00:25:11,718 --> 00:25:13,929 there'd be owl eyes everywhere if they were tubes. 398 00:25:14,596 --> 00:25:16,680 - Veins, I guess? - What? 399 00:25:16,681 --> 00:25:18,099 They're attached by veins? 400 00:25:18,225 --> 00:25:19,225 Sure. 401 00:25:19,226 --> 00:25:20,684 All right, give me another one. 402 00:25:20,685 --> 00:25:23,103 You don't know anything about owls. 403 00:25:23,104 --> 00:25:25,148 I do, though. Fuck. 404 00:25:26,274 --> 00:25:28,359 All right, well then, what do you want to talk about next? 405 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:29,611 Nothing. 406 00:25:31,279 --> 00:25:32,947 Have you spoken to Peacemaker? 407 00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:34,241 Just through email. 408 00:25:34,908 --> 00:25:36,368 He seems bummed-out lately. 409 00:25:36,868 --> 00:25:38,577 I think he thought that after saving the world, 410 00:25:38,578 --> 00:25:41,539 everyone would finally treat him like a-- like a hero. 411 00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:43,791 Hey, Adrian, what are you doing? 412 00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:45,668 I'm on the phone, Dave. 413 00:25:45,669 --> 00:25:47,086 What does it look like I'm doing? 414 00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:48,546 Quote-unquote "Dave" is here. 415 00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:51,507 Well, get back inside, man. Your section is a fucking mess. 416 00:25:51,508 --> 00:25:53,342 Dave was way cooler when he was a dishwasher 417 00:25:53,343 --> 00:25:55,427 - back when we were friends. - We were never friends. 418 00:25:55,428 --> 00:25:57,012 Then why did I go to your wedding? 419 00:25:57,013 --> 00:25:59,474 Because you showed up fucking uninvited, Adrian. 420 00:26:01,476 --> 00:26:03,060 I guess I gotta go. 421 00:26:03,061 --> 00:26:04,436 Oh no, shoot. 422 00:26:04,437 --> 00:26:06,146 Great conversation, though, right? 423 00:26:06,147 --> 00:26:08,399 Yeah, it's probably even better than yesterday, 424 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:09,775 or the day before that, 425 00:26:09,776 --> 00:26:12,903 or every single day since I moved to Belle Reve. 426 00:26:12,904 --> 00:26:14,446 Yeah, well, they're all pretty good. 427 00:26:14,447 --> 00:26:15,739 Adrian, you fucknut! 428 00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:18,117 I am coming! Chill out, you fucknut! 429 00:26:18,118 --> 00:26:20,536 Why are you saying the same thing I just said? 430 00:26:20,537 --> 00:26:21,787 Words belong to you now? 431 00:26:21,788 --> 00:26:23,163 - What? - Sorry, I didn't know 432 00:26:23,164 --> 00:26:24,498 you copyrighted fucknut. 433 00:26:24,499 --> 00:26:27,335 I did, and you owe me a billion dollars every time you say it. 434 00:26:27,919 --> 00:26:30,088 Oh, fuck. 435 00:26:33,633 --> 00:26:34,758 Economos. 436 00:26:34,759 --> 00:26:36,928 - You seeing this? - Yeah. 437 00:26:37,554 --> 00:26:39,222 Anything unusual from your vantage? 438 00:26:42,517 --> 00:26:43,559 No. 439 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:45,228 Approach and investigate. 440 00:26:47,355 --> 00:26:48,523 Copy that. 441 00:26:51,651 --> 00:26:54,486 There has to be a solution. 442 00:26:54,487 --> 00:26:56,280 This is the third metahuman escape 443 00:26:56,281 --> 00:26:59,491 from Belle Reve or Arkham in the past two months. 444 00:26:59,492 --> 00:27:01,535 We've got to find a way to protect people 445 00:27:01,536 --> 00:27:03,078 from what is rapidly becoming 446 00:27:03,079 --> 00:27:04,496 an existential threat. 447 00:27:04,497 --> 00:27:06,540 - General Flag, sir. - What is it, Bordeaux? 448 00:27:06,541 --> 00:27:08,292 Remember that January thing? 449 00:27:08,293 --> 00:27:10,377 - The Christopher Smith thing? - The glitch? 450 00:27:10,378 --> 00:27:13,005 I'm not sure it was a glitch because it just happened again. 451 00:27:13,006 --> 00:27:15,299 It's similar to what we picked up this summer in Metropolis. 452 00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:16,842 The Luthor Incident? 453 00:27:16,843 --> 00:27:18,802 Permission to access your computer, General. 454 00:27:18,803 --> 00:27:20,220 Who's surveilling the house? 455 00:27:20,221 --> 00:27:22,389 Former black hat by the name of John Economos. 456 00:27:22,390 --> 00:27:24,558 - Oh, right. - You put him in charge. 457 00:27:24,559 --> 00:27:26,268 No, I remember, yeah. 458 00:27:26,269 --> 00:27:27,936 Excuse me. I questioned it because... 459 00:27:27,937 --> 00:27:29,855 'Cause he was close to the subject. 460 00:27:29,856 --> 00:27:32,358 I don't know how close John Economos can be to anyone, sir, 461 00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:35,153 but yes, they worked together in Task Force X. 462 00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:38,030 Economos, it's Flag. 463 00:27:38,031 --> 00:27:40,617 Hey, dude, I'm outside the house right now. 464 00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:45,496 You see anything unusual? 465 00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:46,747 Define unusual. 466 00:27:46,748 --> 00:27:49,500 Oh, why do you always have to be an asshole, Economos? 467 00:27:49,501 --> 00:27:51,251 I don't know, probably because I have some major 468 00:27:51,252 --> 00:27:53,212 chemical imbalance issues, sir. 469 00:27:53,213 --> 00:27:55,840 - John! - No, nothing overly unusual. 470 00:27:59,844 --> 00:28:01,845 - What the fuck? - What? 471 00:28:01,846 --> 00:28:04,223 It's nothing. It's just people having sex. 472 00:28:04,224 --> 00:28:06,308 - Like an orgy. - What? 473 00:28:06,309 --> 00:28:08,310 - Group sex. - No, I... I heard you. 474 00:28:08,311 --> 00:28:09,853 Jesus, what is it with this cat? 475 00:28:09,854 --> 00:28:12,649 Christopher Smith is notoriously free-spirited. 476 00:28:16,152 --> 00:28:18,654 - Is he one of them? Smith? - One of what? 477 00:28:18,655 --> 00:28:20,448 One of the people in the orgy. 478 00:28:21,741 --> 00:28:23,117 Yes. 479 00:28:23,118 --> 00:28:25,119 All right. Stay on high alert. 480 00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:26,787 Let me know if anything else comes up. 481 00:28:26,788 --> 00:28:27,997 Copy. 482 00:28:28,998 --> 00:28:30,833 Send in another agent to watch over Economos. 483 00:28:30,834 --> 00:28:32,793 - I do not trust him with this. - Yes, sir. 484 00:28:32,794 --> 00:28:34,963 And let's move this case to ARGUS Priority One. 485 00:28:36,923 --> 00:28:37,965 Priority One? 486 00:28:37,966 --> 00:28:40,467 Yeah, we need to figure out what this blip is about. 487 00:28:40,468 --> 00:28:42,387 Last thing we need is another dimensional rift 488 00:28:43,263 --> 00:28:44,639 tearing up this planet. 489 00:30:55,562 --> 00:30:57,230 What are you doing out here? 490 00:30:59,274 --> 00:31:00,900 I thought you were in Blüdhaven. 491 00:31:04,028 --> 00:31:05,196 Keith? 492 00:31:09,158 --> 00:31:10,535 You okay, man? 493 00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:12,704 No... 494 00:31:17,166 --> 00:31:18,751 You smell like a distillery. 495 00:31:19,752 --> 00:31:21,004 You out with the boys? 496 00:31:23,006 --> 00:31:24,214 Yeah... 497 00:31:24,215 --> 00:31:26,258 What are you knuckleheads doing? 498 00:31:26,259 --> 00:31:27,718 Chrisper, I thought you were in Blüdhaven. 499 00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:29,052 Yeah, that's what I said. 500 00:31:29,053 --> 00:31:31,722 Well, the three amigos are together again. 501 00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:33,765 I believe that calls for a celebration. 502 00:31:33,766 --> 00:31:36,685 Yeah, that's pretty clear thinking for a man of such advanced years. 503 00:31:36,686 --> 00:31:38,270 Why, you, I oughta... 504 00:31:38,271 --> 00:31:39,522 Pow, pow, pow! 505 00:31:39,647 --> 00:31:41,608 Hey, here, old man, before you get hurt. 506 00:31:56,539 --> 00:31:57,539 Hey! 507 00:31:57,540 --> 00:31:58,916 - What? - Nothing. 508 00:31:58,917 --> 00:32:00,168 "Nothing, nothing." 509 00:32:02,253 --> 00:32:03,837 "Nothing, nothing." 510 00:32:03,838 --> 00:32:05,589 Reminds me of the time when I came home. 511 00:32:05,590 --> 00:32:08,675 What were you, like, 12 years old or something? 512 00:32:08,676 --> 00:32:09,760 Here we go. 513 00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:11,553 And there's Chris running around the house. 514 00:32:11,554 --> 00:32:14,389 He's being chased by 30 of these knee-high-- 515 00:32:14,390 --> 00:32:15,766 What the hell do you call them things? 516 00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:17,225 - Imps. - Imps, yeah. 517 00:32:17,226 --> 00:32:18,477 Running around. 518 00:32:18,478 --> 00:32:20,730 I go, "Chris, what the hell are you doing?" 519 00:32:21,230 --> 00:32:23,024 He looks at me and goes, "Nothing." 520 00:32:23,608 --> 00:32:24,943 Nothing? 521 00:32:26,319 --> 00:32:27,444 Oh my God. 522 00:32:27,445 --> 00:32:29,196 It was a week before Keith told me. 523 00:32:29,197 --> 00:32:31,531 - No, I didn't want to narc. - Chrisper's rummaging 524 00:32:31,532 --> 00:32:33,241 around the munchkin dimension 525 00:32:33,242 --> 00:32:34,576 eight doors down. 526 00:32:34,577 --> 00:32:36,912 They're not munchkins, Dad. They're imps. 527 00:32:36,913 --> 00:32:39,915 Trying to nab one of them giant peppermint sticks. 528 00:32:39,916 --> 00:32:44,379 I found a dead, rotting imp inside the Dodge engine block, 529 00:32:44,504 --> 00:32:47,589 like, three months later. I cannot stress how fucking bad 530 00:32:47,590 --> 00:32:48,841 it smelled. 531 00:32:49,550 --> 00:32:50,801 You think that's bad. 532 00:32:50,802 --> 00:32:52,594 The next morning, I was eating my Cheerios, 533 00:32:52,595 --> 00:32:54,096 and there's something sticky in there. 534 00:32:54,097 --> 00:32:55,889 I think one of those little fuckers jacked off 535 00:32:55,890 --> 00:32:57,641 - in there or something. Yeah. - What? No. 536 00:32:57,642 --> 00:33:00,102 No. That didn't happen. I don't remember that part. 537 00:33:00,103 --> 00:33:02,729 That's the famous Auggie embellishment right there. 538 00:33:02,730 --> 00:33:04,399 Yeah, and it's your fault. 539 00:33:05,108 --> 00:33:07,026 You gotta love that boy. 540 00:33:10,029 --> 00:33:12,115 Life would have been a lot easier... 541 00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:15,785 But half as much fun without him. 542 00:33:16,285 --> 00:33:17,786 More importantly, Dad, 543 00:33:17,787 --> 00:33:19,371 how many goddamn imps you gotta fight 544 00:33:19,372 --> 00:33:20,539 - before you remember... - Hey! 545 00:33:20,540 --> 00:33:22,583 - ...what they're called? - Fuck those imps! 546 00:33:52,905 --> 00:33:54,032 Bud Light. 547 00:34:00,955 --> 00:34:02,832 You got a problem, Jack Sparrow? 548 00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:05,459 It's just a compliment, babe. 549 00:34:05,460 --> 00:34:06,753 Oh yeah? 550 00:34:07,837 --> 00:34:10,672 There a time you whistled at some chick and she said, 551 00:34:10,673 --> 00:34:11,757 "Thanks for the compliment, 552 00:34:11,758 --> 00:34:13,592 I suddenly find your cum-soaked beard 553 00:34:13,593 --> 00:34:16,137 and micropenis energy hot. Let's fuck?" 554 00:34:17,722 --> 00:34:19,557 Willing to bet no, right? 555 00:34:21,601 --> 00:34:23,435 In fact, I'm willing to bet no one's ever fucked you 556 00:34:23,436 --> 00:34:25,897 for any reason other than money or fear. 557 00:34:27,106 --> 00:34:28,398 Bitch is looking to get swatted. 558 00:34:28,399 --> 00:34:29,858 Yeah, you are. 559 00:34:29,859 --> 00:34:31,652 Calm down, lady. 560 00:34:42,246 --> 00:34:43,331 Oh shit! 561 00:35:04,352 --> 00:35:06,019 Stay down, you fucking nutjob. 562 00:35:06,020 --> 00:35:08,189 What the fuck is wrong with you? 563 00:35:33,381 --> 00:35:34,757 Dang, girl! 564 00:36:00,783 --> 00:36:01,951 Bye, bitch. 565 00:36:36,277 --> 00:36:39,196 I gotta go to bed. I got a big day tomorrow. 566 00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:41,782 - Night, Pops. - Night, son. 567 00:36:42,867 --> 00:36:43,950 I love you. 568 00:36:43,951 --> 00:36:46,120 Love you. Love you too, buddy. 569 00:36:50,458 --> 00:36:52,042 You still talking with the ex? 570 00:36:52,043 --> 00:36:54,587 - The ex? - Yeah. 571 00:36:55,546 --> 00:36:57,048 What's up with you tonight? 572 00:36:57,965 --> 00:36:59,466 No, I haven't-- 573 00:36:59,467 --> 00:37:02,636 I gotta say, I think you blew it with that one, bro. 574 00:37:02,637 --> 00:37:04,721 I think you should give that another shot. 575 00:37:04,722 --> 00:37:06,015 I mean, I know she's with that... 576 00:37:06,849 --> 00:37:08,475 jarhead and all, but... 577 00:37:08,476 --> 00:37:10,144 - Yeah? - Yeah. 578 00:37:12,647 --> 00:37:13,939 All right. Good night, brother. 579 00:37:13,940 --> 00:37:15,024 Keith. 580 00:37:20,404 --> 00:37:21,572 I love you. 581 00:37:22,448 --> 00:37:24,242 Get out of here, you drunk asshole. 582 00:37:24,742 --> 00:37:25,743 I love you too. 583 00:37:49,809 --> 00:37:51,184 What is it? 584 00:37:51,185 --> 00:37:53,353 It's a magic tunnel. 585 00:37:53,354 --> 00:37:54,521 A magic tunnel? 586 00:37:54,522 --> 00:37:55,731 So, you don't know what that is? 587 00:37:56,565 --> 00:37:58,566 He's never told you anything about that? 588 00:37:58,567 --> 00:38:00,944 No! How do you even know about it? 589 00:38:00,945 --> 00:38:02,821 ARGUS has been monitoring Peacemaker 590 00:38:02,822 --> 00:38:05,365 ever since Rick Flag Senior was named director. 591 00:38:05,366 --> 00:38:07,659 Does he know Chris killed his son? 592 00:38:07,660 --> 00:38:09,786 Yeah, so he's wasting taxpayer money 593 00:38:09,787 --> 00:38:13,081 having him surveilled 24/7 in the hopes that he screws up. 594 00:38:13,082 --> 00:38:15,792 And a couple months ago, Maridal radar picked up 595 00:38:15,793 --> 00:38:17,753 an anomalous signal coming from his house. 596 00:38:18,671 --> 00:38:21,006 Maridal detects known extraterrestrial 597 00:38:21,007 --> 00:38:23,800 - and ectoplasmic energies. - Yeah, I know what it is. 598 00:38:23,801 --> 00:38:25,427 We thought it was a glitch. 599 00:38:25,428 --> 00:38:27,262 And then yesterday, it happened again. 600 00:38:27,263 --> 00:38:29,389 And that's when I saw this. 601 00:38:29,390 --> 00:38:31,516 Hello, I'm fucked. 602 00:38:31,517 --> 00:38:32,601 Right. 603 00:38:33,185 --> 00:38:34,269 So, what do I do? 604 00:38:34,270 --> 00:38:37,523 I mean, it's Peacemaker, you know? He's like... 605 00:38:38,149 --> 00:38:40,317 - Your friend. - Now that's pushing it, 606 00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:42,986 but I don't wanna totally screw the guy over. 607 00:38:42,987 --> 00:38:44,279 But then I think about you. 608 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:45,614 Me? 609 00:38:46,365 --> 00:38:47,449 Yeah, you tried to help him, 610 00:38:47,450 --> 00:38:48,950 and now yours and Harcourt's lives 611 00:38:48,951 --> 00:38:50,243 are completely fucked. 612 00:38:50,244 --> 00:38:51,995 Yo, I'm not fucked. 613 00:38:51,996 --> 00:38:54,956 You're living in the worst level of Grand Theft Auto. 614 00:38:54,957 --> 00:38:57,208 That's because Keeya kicked me out. 615 00:38:57,209 --> 00:39:00,003 And because you shared top secret information 616 00:39:00,004 --> 00:39:02,047 with the press, and now you can't get a job 617 00:39:02,048 --> 00:39:04,299 at fucking Athlete's Foot. 618 00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:06,510 Athlete's Foot is hiring? 619 00:39:07,970 --> 00:39:09,013 Maybe. 620 00:39:09,597 --> 00:39:10,764 Follow up question. 621 00:39:10,765 --> 00:39:12,432 Does Athlete's Foot still exist? 622 00:39:12,433 --> 00:39:15,018 Yes, there's one in the Terrytown mall. 623 00:39:15,019 --> 00:39:16,520 That's comforting. 624 00:39:17,521 --> 00:39:21,274 Look, you need to talk to Chris and find out the story 625 00:39:21,275 --> 00:39:23,860 before you go sharing shit with ARGUS. 626 00:39:23,861 --> 00:39:25,904 You can't do him like that. 627 00:39:25,905 --> 00:39:29,532 Look, if anybody sees me talking to him, 628 00:39:29,533 --> 00:39:30,993 I could get fired. 629 00:39:32,286 --> 00:39:34,789 It could be ARGUS testing me for all I know. 630 00:39:36,791 --> 00:39:38,542 Now I get it. 631 00:39:39,168 --> 00:39:42,379 - What? - You ain't here for no advice. 632 00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:45,256 Fine, I will talk to him and see what's up. 633 00:39:45,257 --> 00:39:47,342 Just-- just AirDrop me the photo. 634 00:39:47,343 --> 00:39:48,552 All right. 635 00:39:49,845 --> 00:39:50,846 Okay. 636 00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:52,889 Did you AirDrop it? 637 00:39:52,890 --> 00:39:54,391 Yeah, there you go. 638 00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:56,768 - Oh my God, bro, really? - Oh shit. Nope. 639 00:39:56,769 --> 00:39:58,144 No, no, wrong one. Hold on. 640 00:39:58,145 --> 00:40:00,106 - God damn. - That's not my dick. 641 00:40:53,951 --> 00:40:55,244 Who the fuck are you? 642 00:40:56,245 --> 00:40:57,246 I can explain. 643 00:40:58,789 --> 00:40:59,789 Hold on, man. Just-- 644 00:40:59,790 --> 00:41:01,416 I don't know if you're a shapeshifter or what. 645 00:41:01,417 --> 00:41:03,585 - Just-- - Breaking and entering into a man's home? 646 00:41:03,586 --> 00:41:05,212 That's solid justification for me-- 647 00:41:11,010 --> 00:41:12,303 Activate magic stars. 648 00:43:55,591 --> 00:43:58,926 Can't be looping Spin Doctors in with Thirty Second to Mars. 649 00:43:58,927 --> 00:44:00,596 Spin Doctors is so good. 650 00:44:01,430 --> 00:44:03,766 Oh, jeez. Anybody's better than Thirty Seconds to Mars. 651 00:44:04,266 --> 00:44:07,102 That garage band I was in for two seconds is better than Thirty Seconds to Mars.