A little more sugar would be nice, Brother Manju.
Am I making custard here?
It's alcohol!
This is art!
It's amazing how far art can get you.
Look at you! It got you into jail.
It's not art that got me here.
It's the doing of a scheming mind.
Now, pick this up and keep it aside.
What the hell are you guys doing?
You can smell this miles away. The wolves will get a whiff of this.
Don’t you guys understand?
Okay, listen.
Buddhi has sent this photograph for you.
Hello.
I want to see you.
So, despite all that I know from last time...
I'm taking a risk with you again.
I have some rules.
Listen carefully, because they are not to be messed with.
Never have I seen someone bring a pen here.
You're off to a good start.
You're not here for your desires.
You're here because someone else's desires need to be met.
Whatever happens in the room stays in the room.
A good gigolo talks less and listens more.
And that's not possible if you lose control of your senses.
I want to apologize to Mrs. Verma for that day.
I never contact the client directly.
And neither will you.
No means no.
Never take a refusal to heart.
Even if the client changes their mind after giving consent,
you will accept their refusal with a smile.
Yes.
The most important of all...
You will not judge any woman.
Society is already doing that job.
Brother!
Mutton chops made by Mom.
And your favorite sweets from Nandu's shop.
Get this sent to my place, Ankit.
- And get this done. - Okay.
- You called for me? - Yes, will you have some tea?
- Let me make it! - Ankit, get it from the shop outside.
Sure.
- I want a bun with butter too. - Okay.
Boss ma'am.
Do you know, I've started learning English?
I'll be Shakespeare in two months!
That's great.
That's what I want too...
that you find yourself a full-time job like your brother,
get married and settle down.
- Did Mom call and complain to you? - I am saying this.
Do you want to do this all your life?
Boss ma'am, there is a lot more life ahead of me.
Lots I want to do!
That's exactly why I am saying this.
Are you firing me?
I won't break any rules from now on.
No direct bookings.
I'll never go to a client's house without informing you.
I'll go only when the booking comes from you.
And I'll never go to a cheap hotel under any circumstance.
And if I ever get caught, you will be my first phone call.
You are worried about Adarsh, right?
He... he's a decent guy.
He's gotten a little carried away. I'll handle it. I'll keep him away from--
Sunny.
You've crossed all boundaries.
It is good in a way.
You'll be rid of these complications.
Look for something that can be called a "job".
Why don't you keep me here then?
In this shop.
I am very attached to you.
No one's given me the kind of love and respect you did.
Maybe once you leave this place,
you'll see that there's a whole world out there.
Here's some money for you.
- What for? - For your London fund.
No. No.
Don't worry about it.
I'll manage that.
I'll take your leave.
What are you doing here?
You're a scoundrel!
Let's be civil, please.
But I'm not here for civility!
Hit me.
- If I hit you, you'll die. - Go ahead.
Hit me once more and I'll show you!
I've been following up with that woman for a year now!
Today, she was finally ready to invest, and you pulled the same stunt again!
I'd rather quit this work than dance to the tune of her money.
Yes. That's what I want, as well.
Let's end this partnership.
Go where you want to.
I should leave?
You will leave.
Alright then.
Consider me on leave from today. You run the newspaper now.
It won't just run, it'll fly!
And you won't get paid for this leave.
You don't worry about that. I will manage.
Don't show your face now.
Listen...
Don't raise your hand on me again.
Now, what do you want?
What is this bullshit?
I took pity on you and showed you the way,
- and you stabbed me in the back?! - What do you mean?
Why are you acting all innocent after getting me fired?
Come. Let's sit and talk.
Look... I didn't get anyone fired.
You didn't just get me fired, you ruined my future.
She ended an association of so many years in a second.
Don't mind, but your future was never bright.
You are such a disgusting human being.
You put up a pretense of decency,
but your mind is full of worms.
Then why did you get flowers for a person like me?
She's hired you for Jugnu, right?
Go.
- Give her these flowers from my side. - Sure, I will.
Mrs. Verma?
It's not Mrs. Verma, it's Nicky for today.
Come.
- So, you... aren't real? - What did you think?
Sitara will send any random person to a real client?
If I had been a real client that day, Sitara would have had to shut shop.
I am really sorry about that day.
To make sure that you don't repeat those mistakes again,
we need to work on a few things.
What things?
How is your wife?
So it begins with a mental test?
- Did you tell her you are doing this? - I did but she didn't believe me.
No woman will.
Take off your clothes.
One, two, three...
Go!
Hello.
22, 23, 24, 25, 26...
Are you okay?
31, 32, 33, 34!
It came out!
You've broken your old record.
What happened?
You made me tear up.
I was practicing...
for some drama.
Are you an artist?
Oh, yes!
We will make a five-minute stop on the way.
Yes.
You see those two boxes? Please hand them over.
- These? - Yes.
Give me this one and open the other.
Stuff this in.
- I'll do it. - Yeah, close it up.
Open the second one now.
CENTRAL JAIL
I'll be back in a jiffy.
Who's in jail?
Are you new to Sitara's team?
Yes.
The chocolate boy left?
Chocolate boy, who?
You work in the same office. You don't know chocolate boy?
- He was fired. - Why?
His time was up.
Strange!
The young are falling and the old are rising.
Do you do anything else besides this?
For now, this is all I do.
So this was an escape from unemployment?
- No. - Then?
Fond of sex?
Fond of meeting good people.
You've come to the right place then.
- Hello, Jugnu ma'am. - What's new?
Buddhi had sent a photo a few days back. He's been anxious since then.
Here, have a look.
You see this?
I don't know who that is.
Take this inside.
- I'll be back in two minutes. - Okay.
Please give me my phone.
Daya.
That rat!
Let me deal with Buddhi.
She is calling you inside.
Why?
I don't know. Go!
- Do you speak English? - Yes.
- Come. - Why are we going inside the jail?
Don't worry. He's with me.
Hand over your phone.
Come from there.
Jugnu ma'am, what are we doing here?
- We are going to meet Manju sir. - Manju sir?
Whatever I say, just keep nodding along.
Speak only in English. I will handle the rest.
Who is Manju sir?
My husband.
Little one, the cleaver is all yours today.
Who did you call little one?
Okay. Sir.
Please do the honors today.
Slaughtering is not my job.
Why?
- Are you shitting bricks? - What are you here for?
Ask your dad.
Maybe he needs a man in the shop,
whose hands aren't soft.
You must have inherited the butchery.
I'm going to build a life of my own. Far away from here.
- Should I call your father? - Go ahead. Call him.
Pick your pants and make a dash for it.
You're a bloody snitch. That's all you'll ever be.
There's no match for the lentil curry you make.
Who is this?
Surveillance guy.
I thought if you want to do surveillance, why not go with the professionals?
What do you think, Mr. D'Souza?
Why are you standing there? Come here.
No, I...
Now please tell us how you run surveillance on people.
Tell us, please.
It's...
It's simple, sir.
We will use driver-facing cameras
and we have the best cameras from across the world
to capture every moment that anybody makes.
So that nobody can fuck with you, sir.
Didn't understand a word except "fuck".
Have we met before, Mr. D'souza?
Do you work in TV?
Like a news channel or something?
No... Not at all.
Why does it feel like we've met before?
Maybe you've used him for surveillance in the past too.
What do you say, Mr. D'Souza? Have you done surveillance for him before?
No, ma'am. Not at all.
But, yes...
I have always wanted to meet you.
You are often...
in the headlines.
- Mr. D'Souza. - Sir.
- You go and wait outside. - Yeah.
I want to speak with my wife.
Sure, sir.
Thank you.
Why have you called me here?
To see...
if there is any love left or not.
How do you spend your days without me?
That boy is a yoga trainer.
If only you'd asked me...
you would have saved the money you paid Buddhi for this "investigation".
You have detectives of your own too.
Yoga is paying off.
You're looking younger than before.
How's business?
Alright.
I'll take the load off you once I'm out of here.
That's what I want too.
Don't I get a hug?
There are cameras everywhere.
The room was cleaned this morning.
The thing you are looking for... your father got to it before you.
Mom.
Where has Dad kept my stuff?
Are you always this silent?
You should have thought about me too.
What if Manju had recognized me?
Why?
Do you really work for a news channel?
I mean, we live in the same city.
We may have run into each other.
He plays these games with everyone.
He doesn't know there are bigger players in this world.
You're really raw, aren't you?
I made you two meet in broad daylight.
Now he won't suspect you...
or follow us.
Can I ask you something?
- What? - Why did you choose me?
You look ordinary.
The one before you would get spotted from miles away.
I mean, Sitara is a master at deception.
No one would take you for a gigolo.
- Please chop it finer. - Sure.
Finer, please.
- Can I speak with you in private? - Can't you see?
Here...
- Here, ma'am. - Daddy ji, please add a few extra chops.
Okay.
No... not these. Those...
Okay, done?
Get going.
Hey!
You step out for a minute.
Chunnu isn't going anywhere.
Daddy, please return my money.
I will return it,
if you tell me how you managed to earn 1,55,300 rupees.
Only a thief would stash his money in three different places.
- Daddy, it's from my modeling and-- - Call Sitara.
Call her.
Let me call her.
Let me ask her what she saw in this gem that I've missed.
Don't call her.
Where did the money come from?
Tell me.
What did you think?
That I won't get to know?
I know everything.
Now will you speak up or should I do the talking?
Bloody punter!
You've been gambling?!
Chunnu, tell this asshole...
what happens in the "Kothi" and what kind of people come there.
I didn't say he gambles.
I said gambling happens routinely in the "Kothi" and...
he goes there too.
I'm not a snitch.
I'm a well-wisher.
Daddy, please give me my money back.
You want the money back?
Yes.
Sure. Right away.
Look, I've kept it safe to return it to you.
Move back.
Daddy!
And let me warn you...
Next time I find money in my house that is haram or has been won gambling,
I'm gonna chop your fingers off the same way.
You don't know the difference between a son and a lamb anymore.
Get out.
Get out of here.
So, what all antics do you do?
What do you mean?
Dancing, singing, and the likes...
I had participated in a school play once.
Okay, I want a repeat performance.
It wasn't that great. It was a very small part.
Let me decide that.
I am the judge today.
Go for it.
Come on!
Was it good?
Show me how you die again.
- But he dies only once. - Die for me this time.
Attack!
Be warned!
No one will fire a shot.
Everyone, put your weapons down.
- Should I also put it down? - Quiet!
You are under my protection from today.
Take an oath.
On your knees.
From today,
you are my loyal servant.
No one has permission to defeat you.
Except me.
Not in front of the soldiers.
They will think their queen has become weak.
I will wait for you in the bedroom.
Take a shower and come.
Your majesty!
- Your majesty! - You are not a soldier in this room.
Now, show the queen you are worthy of her.
If you keep stirring like this, the tea will get dizzy.
We are meeting after such a long time. Come on, share some gossip!
Bhavna...
Do you remember I had asked you about your house, for a friend of mine...
- Yeah, yeah. - To rent.
- Do you know why she wanted it? - Tell me.
She...
had hired a gigolo.
No way!
And then?
Her...
husband got to know.
That was bound to happen.
Now, she doesn't know what to do.
Imagine how distant the two were...
that there was space for a third.
Was there something missing? I mean, was he not giving her sex?
Bhavna, everything is not about sex.
This is the kind of lie you tell yourself to avoid facing the truth.
Are you judging her?
No...
I mean you wouldn't know what's going on between the two of them.
I'm just suggesting you call her here.
Let's sit together and find a way.
What do you think she should do?
She should apologize to her husband.
Apologize?
What do you think?
By the way, is everything okay between you and Adarsh?
Yeah.
All good.
Don't get too inspired by this friend of yours.
Why is she telling you all this?
She was just sharing.
She isn't sharing. She is looking for validation.
For someone to tell her that whatever she is doing is absolutely fine.
I hope you didn't say that to her.
No.
Why didn't you give me the flowers?
I got intimidated as soon as we met, so I couldn't find the courage.
And when I got to know you, I realized I'd got the wrong flowers.
Which ones should you have got?
Wildflowers.
Why?
Am I wild?
A wildflower is its own kind of beautiful.
Am I beautiful?
Very!
A wildflower doesn't need a good vase to be noticed.
- Then? - It doesn't sit in a lifeless bouquet...
Go on.
It lives a full life and its fragrance roams free.
Just like you.
It finds its way through cracks and crevices...
and makes everything around it come alive.
From the great heights of the tall trees to the depths of a...
Crocodile.
Crocodile?
- What? - Crocodile!
Crocodile!
Don't worry.
Daya! Go check. It has escaped from the barn.
You have a crocodile?
Other animals too.
Want to see?
What do you do with these animals?
We rescue them from one place and transport them to another.
As in? Animal welfare?
Yeah, you can call it welfare.
Why? Do you have a problem with it?
No. It sounds like noble work.
Okay, come.
Where are we going?
Inside.
We shouldn't wake a sleeping animal.
There is no crocodile inside.
It's behind you.
Scaredy little gigolo.
It is a little scary...
Hello, beautiful!
Yes, your rockstar here!
Oh, you're busy?
Hello, beautiful!
Delhi? You've shifted to Delhi?!
This Romeo will come to Delhi for his Juliet!
Hello, beautiful.
Sure, no problem. Some other time, then.
Hello, beau---
Hello, beautiful.
Lots of prayers for your... unborn child... from my si--
Shut up!
Lots of prayers.
This bird is free now.
No, why do you need to book through her? No...
I'll give you a ten percent discount.
The hotel's on me too.
For free?!
Ma'am, how can I do it for free?
Ma'am, I am not your husband.
Yeah, right. "Free".
Yeah, you go ahead.
What bullshit!
We need to leave in 15 minutes.
He will gobble down your hand.
Even if he takes one, I have the other.
You can get a bus or a taxi from here.
Nice to meet you.
Listen.
This is for the cab.
The rest will reach Sitara.
Thank you, but there is no need for this. I'll manage.
Keep it.
Don't say no to money coming in.
Give me a cigarette.
- Which one? - Any will do.
Sir, change!