Hey!
Stop staring at him like that. It looks disgusting.
What's wrong with that?
Any day now, he might be my boyfriend.
"Might be."
-Remember, this is your first date. -Aishwarya, it's your turn.
Yeah! I'm coming.
Do you remember the three rules?
Aren't they all the same?
Tell me.
Don't talk about the game.
Great shot, Aish!
Why is he giving a fist bump to his girlfriend?
Then, what else should he do?
If I have to say it, why does he have the title of a boyfriend?
I know what to do.
But... consent?
So, you're playing the game like a gentleman?
Always works, right?
Not bad.
Gayathri, it's your turn!
Yeah, coming!
-[indistinct chatter] -I had great fun today.
Yeah, she did. But then she crossed the lane--
Hold on. I'll be right back.
We'll continue after this.
Hey.
How's it going?
No doubt he has fallen for me.
Good. Maintain this.
Don't talk about the game and spoil the mood.
-Hello! -Gayathri, it's an emergency.
Come fast!
-What happened? -Our castle is under attack!
Which castle?
How many castles are in your name?
Oh, shit! Mahishmathi!
I can't stop them for too long.
They are playing from the other side.
Even Anand isn't here. Come fast!
I'm on a date. What excuse can I use?
The castle is in danger, Gayathri.
Find an excuse. Say that your house is on fire. Come soon.
Shit! God!
Gayathri, are you coming?
Hey, Bhargav, I won't be able to make it now. Bye!
Is everything okay?
So...
What else?
What's the next plan?
Do you have any plans?
-No. -Or why don't we go for lunch?
Let's have Gayathri's favourite food.
Yeah, sounds good!
She likes!
Gayathri, what do you think?
Gayathri?
Guys, I'm so sorry. I really have to go.
It's an emergency.
Gayathri...
Gayathri, what happened?
Gayathri, what's the emergency?
Actually...
Actually, my house is on fire.
What the fuck!
She said her house is on fire. Won't you go with her?
Both of you stay in the same house, right?
Dude, are you there?
Yes.
Life is so funny.
Till yesterday I had a date and a castle.
And today I lost both.
Priorities, Gayathri. As Spider-Man once said, "It's all about priorities."
Even if I hang myself, Aishwarya won't introduce me to anyone else.
By that time, my family will get me married.
Gayathri, please. I'm not sure if you'll find a boyfriend.
But if you kill these bears, we can get our castle back.
Focus.
Hey! Tell me the truth.
You love killing these bears, don't you?
I don't love it. I'm crazy about it.
It's an orgasmic feeling!
Hey! Don't remind me of something that's missing in my life.
Mr. Samurai Jack reporting!
What's up, guys?
What happened to you last night, bro?
Do you know how many calls I made to you?
Hey, sorry, bro. I was on babysitting duty yesterday.
Super, bro. You were busy changing diapers.
And here our Mahishmathi was getting blown up by dynamites.
What?
Fuck! Who was it?
Who else could it be? Those Russian school kiddos.
Fuck, man! Again?
Why are Russians always hungry for other people's property?
Daddy, can you help me put these eye drops?
Daddy is busy, baby!
I'll come in a while. Until then, keep your eyes closed.
So, what's the plan?
What else? Just as usual. Kill bears, collect coins,
build Mahishmathi.
Gotcha!
Helicopter shot.
Six!
Yeah, sir! Sure!
My cabin is right there.
Guys, there is a new entrant in the office.
Poor thing. Another corporate scapegoat.
He looks like a million bucks.
Fair.
Like rasmalai.
He saw me! He saw me!
He caught me looking at him.
I gave him a smile. Let's see what's going to happen.
What will happen anyway? He would've got scared.
-See you later, man. -See you, Prakash.
-Shit! -What happened?
Did he get scared?
He is coming.
He is coming this way.
Hi!
I'm Roshan.
I joined today.
Oh. Gayathri.
Nice name!
Thanks.
Actually, that's my grandmother's name.
But she doesn't know that I was given her name.
I mean, she died before I was born.
Obesity, I guess.
Poor thing...
How's your first day?
I'm a little confused.
I've been trying to get some coffee for the past 15 minutes.
Oh, the canteen.
There, on your right.
Thanks! Is filter coffee available?
No, dude. Just machine.
Oh.
Actually, there is a coffee shop near the office.
You can get filter coffee there, along with the best cookies.
Is that so?
Good idea!
So, evening?
Why wait till evening? I'll order right away.
Huh?
Is this the place?
Thanks.
-See you. -Gayathri, hit.
Are you playing a game? Cheater!
During office hours?
Lunch break... during lunch break.
Because this is the lunch break.
Wow!
What game is this?
Battle of Thrones.
So cool!
Can I try?
Well, it's just...
How would you feel if I came to your house and used your toothbrush?
That's how I feel.
It's personal.
Maybe...
you can create your own character.
Awesome! How?
I'll send you the link.
I'll wait.
Bye.
Guys, I have a date!
-Tell me! Tell me! Tell me! -What? What? What?
Is it better to take Roshan to the lake where the seahorses are?
Or to the pond with sunflowers?
Better take him to the graveyard.
-Shit! -What?
-Maid! -What?
The maid is in my room!
Are you in your boxers?
I've always told her to knock on the door. She never listens.
She is facing that side.
Should I wear my pants?
Yes.
Well...
Tomorrow... door...
Knock on the door...
Please.
Babysitting isn't as difficult as you think, bro.
It's all about how you handle the matter.
Now, look. My eldest daughter is obediently doing her homework.
My youngest daughter is playing next to her in the cradle.
Next to her?
I guess we have no violence waiting for us.
No, I have closed the door.
The door?
I mean I have kept a cardboard to protect her from falling.
Bro, what are you doing? Have you caged your baby?
No, it isn't a cage, bro.
Anand, of course, it's a cage, man!
It's a cage if I stop them from going out.
But not if it keeps them from falling.
If not, she'd just jump off the crib like my munchkin pumpkin!
Am I right?
Daddy, my eyes are burning.
I'm unable to do my homework.
I'm coming, baby. I'll be there in five minutes.
For now, keep blinking your eyes.
Hi, She-Hulk.
Wow, talking!
Can we help you?
Gayathri, it's me, Roshan, from your office.
Oh, hi!
Roshan.
Wow, you're a female character!
Big green lady!
-Nice. -I know, right!
Not a normal lady, but a huge... huge lady!
I love this game!
♪ I am a woman, o-ho! Huge woman, o-ho! ♪
♪ Running woman, o-ho! ♪
Woo-hoo!
Shit! Bloody unprofessional gamer!
My lips move when I talk!
And the lip-syncing is perfect too!
-My foot, bro! -I'm serious, bro!
Have a look now. ♪ I am a woman, a woman! ♪
♪ A woman! A woman! ♪
♪ A woman! Woman! ♪
-♪ Woman ♪ -Really?
Then, what about me, bro?
Why do "bitch" and "fuck off" look the same when I say it.
Oh!
Sun! Another sun!
Mushrooms!
Shrooms, bro!
Guys, did you see this?
Look how the sword goes in and out.
Wow! Is this the guy you said was your date, Gayathri?
Roshan, this looks disgusting!
Will you please stop it?
Fine, tell me. What should I do?
Do you know the story of this game?
No.
Okay, listen.
To make it short,
thousands of years ago, when aliens invaded the Earth,
their leader, Hive Mother, wanted to destroy the humans, the Amazons
and the Hunchbacks to rule this world.
She then destroyed the Earth using her army.
Now, we have joined forces with the Indian warriors
and started a rebel group to defeat the Hive Mother.
If we kill the Hive Mother,
game over!
Wow!
I understood nothing.
Gayathri, can you please come to the private chat for a moment?
Dude, who is this guy?
He seems like an idiot!
He isn't that stupid, okay?
He's arranging cows as if it's a house of cards.
Is he a high-school kid, Gayathri?
He's cracking masturbation jokes!
Bloody unprofessional gamer!
Ask him to play Candy Crush.
Hey! Stupid or whatever, I like him.
You... you... you fell for him?
I highly doubt that.
Hello! You should doubt only if a girl my age isn't tempted by him.
What do you mean?
Is it only about looks? What about the brain?
Yeah, sure!
As if boys fall for girls because of their brains!
Logic, bro.
What's with this logic, bro?
I don't know. Do you know why?
Because I never went after anyone and wasted my time.
What? Never?
So... are you into guys or something like that?
Hey! No, no. Just internal issues, bro.
Actually, my father is a physical education teacher, bro.
Hello, can we talk about me?
What's there to talk about?
Send him off. Bloody man-child!
-Fuck! -What?
Monocle. He has a monocle!
What? But how?
But why? But how?
He definitely must not have unlocked it.
I guess he bought it, bro.
Bought it?
It must be around ₹4,000, right?
Easily!
Also, he spent real money and not the game coins.
My goodness! He even bought a dragon, bro!
He must have been born with a silver spoon!
Definitely.
Fuck!
6,000 gold coins, bro!
Damn! That's ₹80,000, bro!
Guys...
I have a sadistic idea.
I'm interested in such things. Spit it out.
Bhargav, no!
Murder.
-I'm in. -What? No! Are you mad?
Hey, I said I like him. Why do you talk about killing him?
Oh! Come on, Gayathri! You like him in the real world.
We'll just kill him in the game.
And it's just for the game.
-What? -Yes.
Just imagine! We can do anything if we acquire those weapons and coins.
We can win our castle back.
We can go to Hive Mother's fort.
Kill the Hive Mother and lead our kingdom to freedom!
Freedom!
But he is my date.
Hey, come on now, Gayathri!
Tony Stark in Endgame,
and in Baahubali...
-Baahubali? -Yes, Baahubali!
If they were selfish, imagine the consequences!
His content might sound cheap, but his idea is pretty good.
Please try to understand.
I need some time.
What?
You're planning to kill him?
Hey, it's just a game, Aishu!
Still!
You'll kill him in the game and ask for a date outside of it?
Who will accept that?
Won't he?
He might be dumb.
But he will have feelings, right?
What now?
I want to do so many things with him outside the game.
But I have to kill him in the game and get all his coins.
But why?
It's for Mahishmathi!
-Also, for a level-up. -Yes, for the level-up too.
On the one hand, I want him.
On the other hand, I have to take responsibility for my game.
Ugh, I'm struggling, Aishu!
Correct.
It's a tough choice.
Right?
So, what? I'll just kill him and see what happens next, right?
-Hey! When did I say that? -Thanks, Aishu.
What's this?
My flute.
What flute?
Didn't I say I was going to learn this?
What do you think?
Why not do something useful instead of wasting time like this?
Useful?
You are telling me this?
-Listen-- -Gayathri, come fast!
Oh, shit!
I'll teach you a lesson later!
I'll be waiting.
Hey, Roshan! How is our game?
Not bad, bro! I'm spending my time riding a dragon.
So, there's this place called the Chaos House.
Shall we go there?
Yeah, let's go! I've heard that there are so many treasures.
Yes, I have heard too.
A golden sword can also be found there.
Wow! A golden sword?
Why wait then? Let's go.
So, why are you bringing your weapons?
We need them, bro. It's for the treasure hunt.
So, Roshan. Coffee this weekend?
Yeah, sure.
Super! You've promised.
You shouldn't go back on your word.
Okay.
Yeah, we are here.
-Here it is. -You said it was a treasure hunt.
I can't find any treasure.
Oh! Is it under the rock?
-Okay. Who goes first? -Of course.
-It's me. -Daddy, my eyes are getting wet.
I've kept a cloth near you. Use it. I'm coming.
-Okay, continue. -My eyes are burning, Daddy.
I can't even put the drops. I'm pouring it all over myself.
Damn it! My wife's not in town.
Guys, a free advice.
Never get married.
Why would they make it so difficult to find the treasure?
Yeah, right?
Now!
What are you guys doing?
Gayathri, why are you hitting me?
Hey, don't block us, please!
Why isn't he dying?
Aim for his head, Gayathri. Aim for the head!
Why are you doing this?
Come on, guys.
Take it. Take all the items.
Coins. Look at the coins.
-Potions too! -Why are you taking all this?
Why is he still in the chat?
Hey! Ignore him!
-Focus! -Should I take the shoes?
Yes, take everything.
Come on, let's go.
Fuck!
Bye, Gayathri.
See you in the office.
So... you are fixated on learning this?
What about you?
On the flute?
Murder.
Did you finish him off?
Oh! Congrats!
You've made the right choice.
Congrats to you too.
You have a good job, a good boyfriend.
Just the flute was missing, right?
Learn it.
Acting like such a know-it-all.
Poor thing, dude.
I guess he is hurt.
I can understand, Gayathri.
This is what happened in Captain America: The Winter Soldier.
The Captain was torn between his duty and friendship.
But it's all worth it in the end.
Hi.
Hey.
Are you okay?
Yeah, okay!
Filter coffee?
Okay, fine! I'm sorry!
I said sorry.
-If you want, I'll return everything. -It's okay, Gayathri.
To be frank, this isn't even new to me.
The girl I like always runs away whenever I get close to her.
This isn't the first time.
But...
no one has killed me before.
That felt a bit strange.
It's okay.
It's my first time too.
Saying sorry.
I have never apologised to anyone.
As promised.
Fine, what are you doing?
I'm killing him with this guitar.
Why?
Well...
someone killed me and took everything I had.
Fine. Since I did that, I'll teach you the game myself.
Let's start with learning how to fight.
Listen to the story carefully.
I never thought I'll be so happy to hear the door being unlocked.
Guess my wife is back.
Oh! Yeah, she is.
So, that makes me a free bird.
-I'm a free bird-- -Anand!
Why are Shreya's eyes so red?
Why did you put our baby in a cage?
First of all, welcome home.
Second, it's not a cage. I've just kept a cardboard piece there.
Finally, Mahishmathi is ours!
Getting here took a lot from us.
And now we've got to defeat the Hive Mother and save the kingdom.
Can we do it?
We have to.
Remember our deal?
Two years ago?
Of course! We made the agreement on a piece of tissue paper.
I wonder where it is now.
Yeah! It must be here somewhere.
Actually, I'll get it if I find it.
What was that?
"I, Bhargav..."
"I, Gayathri..."
"Will be a responsible gamer.
"And, despite the hurdles and failures,
"do hereby promise to complete the Battle of Thrones...
-"with a pure conscience." -"With a pure conscience."
-It's always funny! -Yeah!
Hey, I'm making noodles. Want some?
No, thanks.
Okay.