Wonder who invented noodles.
Must have been an absolute romantic.
Agreed.
Hey.
How long has it been since we came into the hall?
7 minutes and 77 seconds.
What? 77 seconds?
Just like that. It sounds nice.
Did we ever spend this much time of our life here?
No.
Something's happening.
Cushions.
Lavender spray!
Gayathri...
My legs!
Fuck! It's a trap!
Aishwarya.
Hey! Why are you shouting?
-I'm here. -Why did you do this?
What did I do?
I just rearranged the room.
Don't try to cover up, Aishu.
You did this only to make us spend more time here.
I never thought you'd be such a player, Aishwarya.
Tell me, Aishwarya. What's your plan?
So, should we sit on this sofa with you, watch the news on TV
and eat popcorn?
Hey, what's your problem?
Yes, I did. I wanted you to spend some time with me.
I see your back more than your face.
Hey! We are busy, Aishu. We aren't playing around.
I mean, it's not just about playing.
We are communicating and connecting with each other in that process.
-Really? -Yes, man!
Fine, your wish. Go and die inside that room.
Thanks.
-What? -Tell me the truth.
This message is for me, isn't it?
36 hours.
We've spent 36 hours on the ship, Gayathri.
We've never spent this much time on our missions.
This is what people call roaming around.
Just imagine, Gayathri.
So many useful things can be done in 36 hours.
Ghantasala's Bhagavad Gita is only one hour and 15 minutes.
That means we can listen to it 30 times in 36 hours.
Yes, so what?
Bro, we had 36 hours of fun and memories. Okay?
That is important too.
Daddy, my sister is dancing for the first time. Come on.
Daddy is busy, baby. Record on the phone. I'll see it later. Please.
Okay, Daddy.
-My munchkin, I love you! -Love you, Daddy.
RGV would've written a script and made a movie by this time.
So? Does everyone live like RGV?
No, right? Almost everyone is living on social media.
Like. Share. Boycott.
We are much better.
We're communicating and connecting with each other while playing.
Gayathri, please.
Please don't try to justify what we do.
It's okay.
-Roshan is coming. Chairs, right? -Yeah.
Hi, Gayathri.
Gayathri?
Are you guys playing down-forward?
Hello?
Poor thing.
Damn! I wish he had a mind that matched his physique.
Basically, you are trying to date a stupid fellow, Gayathri?
Do you know what they call people who date stupid people?
Stupid.
-Hey! -Well, not me, Batman said it.
Batman?
Hey, tell me the truth. You are conveying your messages
using someone else's name, aren't you?
Listen, Bhargav.
I have my needs.
He is likely to fulfil all my needs.
That's why I just can't let him go.
I'm already dead.
Gayathri...
Should we get married?
Hey! Are you trying out hard drugs?
In the game, Gayathri.
LSD, is it?
We can get 15% extra XP for free, Gayathri.
So? My character isn't wife material.
I'm free-spirited. You can't cage me.
Think about it, Gayathri. 15%!
So close to victory.
Almost too close to the Hive Mother's fort.
Come on, Gayathri. What's the use if you can't do this much for the game?
Fine.
Just as Aishwarya said, let's sit in the hall
and have popcorn while watching reality shows on TV.
Just like normal people!
Fine, do whatever.
And we are engaged.
Engaged?
-The two of you? -Just in the game, Aishu.
Game. Only in the game.
Still! Getting married in the game?
Yeah! For the XP points.
-15%. -I mean, like a visa marriage.
Just like Chiranjeevi marries Bhumika
in the movie Jai Chiranjeeva to go to America.
Like that.
But you said that you liked someone from your office, right?
That guy you killed.
We are running away from him.
Every time we see him, we turn into chairs.
Gayathri, is this true?
Why do you ask even after you got to know?
The other day, you were crying that I have a boyfriend, but you don't.
Come on, why are you talking about Roshan?
I mean, why talk about him now?
I think this marriage will cause unnecessary complications.
Aishu, you are overthinking.
For example, let's say I have bought a new pair of shoes.
Will there be any complications?
Will there be any complications if I apply nail polish?
And if I sneeze or cough, will there be any? No, right?
That's how it is.
Your logic is already giving me a vibe of complications.
Aishwarya, I know.
You think we're like those crazy people in English shows,
who live in the same house and end up as couples.
You're expecting something like that from us, aren't you?
I'm sorry, bro. It's not happening.
Because this is not that show.
Exactly.
If this was such a show, I wouldn't have accepted this.
-I would've walked out. -Yeah, me too.
You'd have been all alone.
Poor thing! No one will watch your show.
I just don't understand what you two are saying.
But that part about crazy people...
that's correct.
Come on, let's get married.
Gayathri. Bhargav bro.
Are you there?
Which place is this?
Looks like an old furniture store.
Hey, you said your friends are there.
Where?
I'm also confused, Amma.
They are visible on the map.
But they aren't there when I go to them.
There are just chairs.
Hey, Bhargav, are you sure?
About the marriage? Isn't it way too much?
I don't have feelings for Gayathri.
-I'm not even attracted to her. -Then?
This is how I feel when I think of Gayathri.
I'll become dead meat, bro.
Thank God! I have good chemistry with my wife.
You know what? Even now we go on a date every month.
This month we are going to attend a live music concert.
Oh, fuck! It's the day after tomorrow.
Fuck this, man! It's on Thursday.
I'd have to leave this interesting mission
and listen to useless songs.
Why not stay back at home and listen online?
Shit! Shravanthi, I was just telling my friends about your chicken curry.
Smells great!
Hey, Bhargav! Shall we get married?
Sorry, guys. Last night, my girls threw me a bachelorette party.
They drank too much and cut someone's head off.
Oh... Pedhanna texted.
He said he can't make it to our wedding.
Oh! He sent a little donkey as a gift.
Thanks, Pedhanna.
The donkey looks so cute, doesn't it?
Today we have gathered here to witness the union
of our beloved Gayathri and Bhargav.
Aww! So cute!
Cute? How, Aishu? How?
This is not a happy wedding.
We are getting married only for the extra XPs.
We are getting married because there's no other choice.
It's not cute. It's cruel!
It feels so...
Exactly.
Who is this new character? They have sent a request.
Hello, Gayathri. Am I audible?
Amma?
What are you doing here?
How did you come here?
Surprise!
Aunty is so advanced.
Just a video call.
Have you gone crazy? Why did you call my mother?
It looks good, doesn't it?
Gayathri, are you there?
-Are you disconnected? -Why are you worrying so much?
This is not a big deal for you, is it?
It's just like buying shoes, sneezing, coughing.
That's how it is, right?
What happened? Aishwarya said that you're getting married.
What's happening, Gayathri?
Amma, I'm sorry.
I can't do this. I'll talk to you later.
For now, go to hell.
Hey, Gayathri! What are you doing?
Shit!
You're not a normal person.
Did you just push her into hell?
You're so cold-hearted.
Hey, can we just carry on with our work, please?
You may now kiss the bride.
Okay. So, what's your opinion on a kiss?
My opinion?
Take this!
Same here.
Wow! This is so great!
15% XP! I mean, people don't understand its value.
I advise everyone to get married.
If not, it's their loss.
They'll always remain lonely losers.
See, just like him.
Get a life, loser!
Loser!
Gayathri.
Idea.
If we have our dinner and finish brushing by 7 p.m.,
non-stop gaming until midnight.
-What do you say? -No.
If I eat early, I'll be reminded of my childhood.
Is that necessary?
By the way, I got you some food.
Thanks, man!
The character's health is weak.
Not in the game, Gayathri.
For real.
-For real? -Yeah.
I mean... dinner.
I have ordered for both of us.
For both of us?
Yeah.
Why did you do that?
Just like that.
I mean, why did you do this today?
Why not yesterday?
Or the day before? Or some other day?
Well, just like that.
Actually, I saw a combo.
What else did you buy?
What else? Nothing.
Tell me the truth.
Dessert? Chocolate ice cream?
Are you mad? Why would I get that?
That was scary. I thought you have lost your mind.
Thank God!
I haven't.
Gayathri.
I need to talk to you.
Actually, I want to ask you something.
Are you and your friends avoiding me in the game?
You're transforming into chairs as soon as you see me.
I mean, I read it online.
Seems like we can turn into chairs with the help of a magic stone.
Yeah. We are the chairs.
I thought so.
Why? Am I annoying?
Yeah.
Yeah. My mom said the same.
But you confirmed it.
Anyway, I'll go and bomb a few rats.
Yes, my dear wife!
There are no more rats here.
Shall we move?
Wifey?
Roshan!
Wifey?
Why are you brushing so early?
Yeah. Nothing's going to stop me anymore.
I'll log on and search for items at my comfort.
I'll collect and upgrade everything I get.
Uninterrupted gaming!
Brush, play, bed, work, repeat.
It's an orgasmic feeling.
Awesome plan!
Aishwarya!
Where is Gayathri?
The number you are calling is out of the coverage area.
Oh! Welcome, my lovely wife!
Bhargav, are you okay?
Yeah.
Just letting off some steam.
So, what about this?
Don't know why. I'm not in a good mood today.
So?
Where did you go in the evening?
I went out with my colleagues.
Oh! Colleagues!
Nice answer.
Bhargav, that's Pedhanna's gift.
Sorry, Gayathri.
There should be no partiality.
Okay, bye. I have to log off.
Cool.
I'm going to continue.
You may leave. Just a few more
and the donkey-slayer achievements will be unlocked.
It's orgasmic!
It's over.
Gayathri!
I have made noodles for you.
Earlier, I killed Pedhanna's donkey, right?
I know that it's wrong.
I wanted to apologise.
Noodles at this hour?
Don't worry, it's fine.
Thank you.
Oh!
Fine, then.
I'll flush it down the toilet.
Gayathri!
My toothpaste is all over the bathroom mirror.
Did you do it by mistake?
Yeah, it's me.
But I didn't do it by mistake. I did it on purpose.
I was angry that you killed Pedhanna's donkey.
That was before you prepared noodles.
Oh! It's okay.
Classic marriage misunderstanding.
Maybe we have to visit marriage counsellors.
What?
Okay, good night.
Are you sure? You're cool, right?
Or I'll feel guilty.
Of course, Anand. Chill out! Oh, stripper! He looks good.
Let's give him some money.
Gayathri, that money is from our joint account.
Is it?
I didn't know that.
Fine, then. I'll also look for a stripper and do the same.
Go ahead. No one's stopping you.
You need to have guts even to do that.
It's not because I don't have the guts, but I don't want to do it.
Since you said it, I will never do it.
Hey! Let's stop the topic for a while, please.
Guess what? I skipped today's date with my wife.
What? Why?
I mean, who will listen to that useless band's songs?
So, I said I wasn't well and skipped the date.
Good job, bro!
Better! Everyone needs their own space.
You're correct, man.
Come on, boy! Dance!
Perfect match.
Shravanthi always talks about this friend in her office.
I got him trapped with her. Today he'll learn his lesson.
But aren't you jealous?
Why should I? I'm having much more fun here.
In fact, I pity him.
Okay, Roshan is here.
Ninja storm. Ranger form.
Actually, we don't have to hide anymore.
I mean...
-We got married. -What?
Sorry.
-What? -Yeah.
There's no such rule in the game that we've to marry only one person.
-So, I married him. -So, you married him?
Did you forget? 15% XP.
What's the use if I don't do at least this much for the game?
It's better to watch TV.
Damn!
I never thought you'd stoop so low, Gayathri.
I'll break your jaw!
I already told you my character is free-spirited and you can't cage it.
Let it be. But with him?
I mean, I'm sure he must be playing with his mouth wide open right now.
Just a little.
Anyway...
you're right.
It's your choice.
Happy married life, Gayathri.
Well, what's beneath this hill?
Oh! There's nothing.
What the fuck!
Hey! What are you doing?
This is Bhargav's favourite shoe.
-Let me-- -Gayathri, Gayathri, Gayathri!
Come on. First, be seated.
Hey, Bhargav, come here.
Come here!
Didn't I tell you not to get married in the game?
I told you it was risky, and see what happened!
He has tampons in his ears and his shoes are inside the fridge!
You are unnecessarily playing with forces that you can't handle.
I doubt both of you have fallen in love with each other.
I don't have the number,
but, if I had, I would've called the mental hospital for sure.
Yeah. Just a second.
Let me search online.
She is definitely nuts.
Think whatever you want to. I don't care.
I'm giving you three options.
Either get divorced in the game
or accept that you are in love with each other
and kiss in front of me right now.
If it's a no to either option, then get out of my house.
Kiss? In front of you?
I mean, I just said it in a flow.
But you get my point, right?
Since she is asking, let's give it a shot.
Yeah, that's what she wants.
Fine, done!
Okay. Come on, just a kiss, right?
-Yeah. -Come.
-Ready? -Ever ready.
Look, Aishwarya. We are kissing.
This is what you wanted, right?
Yeah, are you happy?
Look here properly, Aishwarya.
You wanted this, didn't you?
And by the way, still no feelings!
Do you understand now?
Exactly! Zero! Zero feelings!
Let us know if we have to do anything else.
Tell us, Aishwarya. We'll do it. Maybe then you'll believe
that we have no feelings for each other.
Is she still there?
Did she leave?
She is there.
She is still here.
This is the best kiss in the entire world.
Yeah.
Full of love.
Love.
We've proved what we wanted to prove.
And we successfully changed our story arc too.
My foot!
By the way, did you release your mother from hell?
Oh, fuck!
Gayathri, where are you?
Save me!