(peppy country music)
(retching)
(car stereo blaring in background)
Ah, Dad, come on!
Don't drink more whiskey if you feel like throwing up.
You're making me nervous.
Bro, I'm throwing up because of the winding road.
Not because of whiskey.
God knows what Grandpa was thinking
that he scheduled a meeting here, in the mountains.
He has lost his marbles in his old age.
Guys, we have much bigger issues here.
I cannot hold my pee much longer.
-Dev, please drive fast. -Hey.
I'm trying, okay.
Stop the car! Just stop the car!
-Okay. -(tyres screech)
-I'm gonna walk on my own. -Go.
Even I'd like to get out.
(car door slams)
What is the use of a car with 300 horsepower
when the man driving it is an ass?
-I'm an ass? I'll show you. -We'll still reach faster.
-(fast dramatic music) -(Kalki) Let's go.
(car revving)
-(car horn honking) -(tyres screeching)
PANCHMOLI
(intense music)
(woman speaking indistinctly)
(continues speaking indistinctly)
-Huh? -Huh?
Close the door!
(car door closes)
Are you okay? Huh? Do you need something?
-Do you want some water? Huh? -No, I'm okay.
If you can afford such a nice car, why not hire a good driver?
No, I do have a driver, Jeevan.
-But he is in jail. -Huh?
Actually, Dad met with an accident.
I mean Jeevan caused an accident, so...
(soft music)
What happened?
One second. Who are you?
Why are you standing on my head?
And this?
Please take your foot off my car.
Dude, I came here to help you and you are showing me attitude?
All you brats do is waste your parent's money to drink and drive.
-(car door slams) -Bloody tourist!
-I shouldn't have saved your life. -I don't like this place already.
(scooter revving)
(gentle music)
(gentle music builds up)
(bird chirping)
(music fades)
Grandpa said this is a five-star hotel.
I didn't know it was out of a hundred.
What the hell?
Is this our hotel?
(monkey screeching)
No.
This hotel is ours.
Shall we?
(sighs) Might as well.
(gentle music resumes)
(Himalaya) What is this place?
(Kalki) Ew!
(Dev) Looks like we are in Jumanji.
(Kalki) Is this some sort of a mystery room?
(Himalaya) Trust your grandpa to send us on the worst vacation ever.
(Kalki) This is a vacation?
-(Himalaya) Amazing! -(Dev) Dad, I can't do a vacation.
-I have to really be somewhere. -(Kalki) Oh, my God, I hope
they have internet here because--
-(Kalki screams) -(Himalaya) Hey, easy!
Oh, my God!
Got scared?
Bless you! Bless you!
What "bless you"?
We bless you with a job.
And here's my luggage.
The rest is in the car. Go, get it.
It's okay. Umm...
-You must be Mr. Kripaal? -Hmm.
Let me help you.
(car alarm beeps)
Luggage.
I will take care of that.
All of you hurry up and go in.
Your grandfather has something important to discuss.
What? Grandpa is here?
-Grandpa is here. -(Dev) Come, let's go.
Hey, Dagdiya!
How are you?
(comic music)
Hey, Grandpa!
Grandpa?
-Grandpa? -Grandpa...
-Is it just me or can you not also... -No, I don't see him...
Hello, kids. Good morning.
Video call?
What do I do?
I have to work even at this age,
unlike your father who does nothing.
Why are you here, Himalaya?
Money means everything to you. Isn't it, Papa? Huh?
Do you even realise
that today, after 12 years,
I'm here with my kids...
-Dev... and my little princess... -Kalki.
...Kalki, for the first time
to spend some time together.
But no!
You can't stand that.
You can't see me happy, Papa.
Enough of your drama!
Himalaya, we don't need you in this.
Go and sit at the back.
So, welcome to Hotel Good Morning Woods Villa.
-Kripaal? -Yes.
Tell them the history.
So, in 1947,
when our country got its freedom,
Lord Mark Wood and Lady Morning Star
had to leave everything behind in a rush.
But while they were leaving,
they gave this house to Mr. Prithvi's father.
All right!
Now, you two have to repair this hotel
and restore it like it was.
You have six months.
Whoever succeeds,
that good boy or good girl will get a medal from me.
And in the end, whoever has more medals
will be entitled to my entire property.
Dev, you'll take care of security and maintenance.
And...
-Girl, kiddo... -Doll!
-Kalki! -Her name is Kalki, Papa!
Yes, Kalki. You'll take care of housekeeping and administration.
-Okay? -No, it's not okay, Grandpa.
I'm already accomplished and my patients are waiting for me.
You're an animal psychologist, dear.
All your patients have already been cooked.
I have no idea what is happening, Grandpa?
Is this some sort of a prank, Dev?
Because it's not good for my mental health.
Okay? I am leaving.
-I am leaving right now. -How will you go back?
From today, I've blocked all your credit cards.
And you have no income of your own.
Look, both of you have to prove yourself.
And for that,
you'll have to bring in a lot of guests.
Get good reviews from them.
Only then, one of you will win.
This is pure harassment, okay?
I'm not gonna stay here. Maybe it's good for your princess.
-I'm very-- -It's Kalki!
(Dev) Whatever it is. That's not the point.
Do not give him ideas, Dev.
-What do you mean it's good for me? -No, but what he'll...
-Even if it's not good for me! -...I'm not gonna stay here.
Hey!
Your life of comfort is over.
No one is getting my empire for free.
So...
-Enjoy your stay! -(power outage)
-Grandpa! -Hello, Grandpa?
What happened? Father passed away?
No, Dad.
We are fucked!
(indistinct chattering)
-(man) Madam! -(announcer) Please be seated.
(announcer) Please be seated. Everyone, please be seated.
WISHING ALL THE TEACHERS A HAPPY TEACHERS' DAY
See how well the kids have organised everything.
If you could arrange for the funds...
Yes, I'll look into it. But first, start the show.
Yes, okay.
Welcome, everyone,
on the occasion of Teachers' Day
to our programme,
Bachche Mann Ke Sachche.
PROGRAMME CHILDREN ARE HONEST AT HEART
In honour of our village's development officer and chief,
our topper, Chhotu, will present an essay,
"Our Village Panchmoli."
-Applause! -(audience applauding)
-Greetings! -(microphone feedback)
Panchmoli is 3,000 feet below the Himalayas
and 6,000 feet above the sea level.
-Applause! -(applauding)
There are no bridges to reach school.
Hence, the children here are good swimmers.
They don't even need to bathe at home.
The air here is so fresh that...
RURAL PRIMARY CLINIC
...there is one health clinic and five liquor shops.
COUNTRY LIQUOR STORE
There are 75 little mud houses across 150 acres of land here.
Also, there's the chief's bungalow, which is about 200 acres.
(audience applauding)
2G, 3G or 4G services are not available here.
Instead, we have Lord Shiv-ji in our hearts.
The one and only source of water in Panchmoli
is our natural stream.
It is so pure
that by drinking its water you can wash off
your sins of this life and the next.
(audience applauding)
We have the purest heart and the sweetest language.
Come to our village if you want to live peacefully.
-Its name is Panchmoli! -(audience applauding)
(man) Bravo!
What a speech!
Send him off.
Come, son.
I'll have to find another job.
-(kid 1) Is something wrong? -(kid 2) I don't know.
(man) Why have the police arrived?
-(crowd murmuring) -I have no idea.
(cop) Hello, everyone.
I am Inspector Rawat.
Your protector.
Well, the situation is critical.
Show them the poster.
See this!
A monster, a murderer, is roaming freely in the village.
So, what you all need to do is stay at home.
The situation is very critical.
So, kids!
No school for you today.
-Go home. -(kids cheering)
Hey...
Well...
It would be great if you release the funds
for the development of the village.
Forget development and focus on security.
Find that murderer as soon as possible.
We can discuss the rest later.
Greetings. Greetings, madam.
(guitar twangs)
(upbeat music)
♪ Watch out, Grandpa! Everyone's ready ♪
♪ You'll see for yourself My dear daddy's daddy ♪
♪ They don't rest at home But work very hard ♪
♪ Oh, Daddy, this train doesn't halt It's a deadly team ♪
♪ Their vibe is deadly ♪
♪ Not left or right They aim only at the centre ♪
♪ They hit the bullseye Accomplish all tasks ♪
♪ They'd dig in their heels Make Sesame open up ♪
♪ Now that we've decided We'll complete the task ♪
♪ How can we turn back now? By God, I swear by you ♪
♪ Toiling hard all day ♪
♪ The poor heart ♪
♪ Always a wanderer ♪
♪ Our star shall shine someday ♪
♪ Tomorrow belongs to us ♪
♪ It will be a glorious one ♪
PAHADI POSHAN FARM
(Hima) Look at this blossom!
Oh, wow!
This has blossomed in just about two weeks.
Hima didi!
I've got news for you.
Tell me.
Okay...
Take this.
Only ten bucks?
Chandan bhaiya...
(cheerful music)
-Hey... -First, tell me what it is.
He got a job in Nainital.
He has 15 days to join, so he is coming to the village.
Uncle Bunty was saying that he did pull-ups every day,
so he's gotten taller now.
Honestly, when I saw him last time,
he looked just like Ranbir Kapoor.
I don't care anymore.
By the way, Uncle Bunty was also saying
that he had a beard earlier, but he's clean-shaven now.
Why do I care?
Go, scram.
(giggles)
(Dev) Kalki!
(Dev grunts)
I told you I wanted six different clocks on the reception wall
so that guests can see the time in their country.
But there's only one dysfunctional clock here.
Dev, you saw those wall clocks in Ritz London.
This is Panchmoli.
Here you provide electricity to the guests.
They'll check the time on their phones. Okay?
And why are you wearing this wrestling belt?
Don't ask. These bloody cots!
I mean, even our...
(groans) ...our nanny's children must have
slept on better mattresses than these.
You should have turned on the bed warmer, taken a steam bath,
and passed out while watching TV.
You mean you have all the facilities in your room?
-Yeah. -And I used the electric kettle
to heat water.
I chose room 103.
Kripaal! There's an avo salad in my mini fridge.
-Bring it, please! -Yeah, I got it.
-You want? -Okay.
-I'll give it to you. -Ma'am!
What picture did you ask me to paint?
Do-Re-Mi-Fa?
"Mona Lisa."
I'll send you the picture.
Make it quick because I have to
upload all the pictures on the hotel's website.
Hey!
Wait a second.
Where did this website thing come from?
Do you know that Lord Mark Wood and Lady Morning Star's
honeymoon remains are still there on those bedsheets?
Where will the guests sleep? Tell me that.
-(man) Excuse me. -I have a plan.
Good morning, sir.
Can I get a room for tonight?
Why not, sir? You'll surely get one.
(chuckles uncomfortably) Manager...
Isn't the hotel under maintenance?
(chuckles sarcastically)
Sir, actually, our hotel's
assistant receptionist is very funny.
Don't listen to her. She's a little temp.
Sir, I think room number 103 will be perfect for you.
-He means 102. -No, I mean 103.
Sir, in that room, there is a bed warmer, a steam shower
and a mini fridge with an avocado salad too.
-What? -Avocado salad. You'll like it, sir.
Great!
Book room 103 for me.
Excellent choice, sir.
Uh, assistant receptionist,
get that room ready quickly because
I've heard that the last guest who stayed there...
she was filthy.
-Sure. -Now.
-I'll get it done right away. -Please.
Kripaal!
-(shouts louder) Kripaal! -Uh...
Actually, Kripaal is out with Himalaya sir.
So, I think this one you'll have to manage on your own.
-Yeah? -Yeah, sure.
-Please. Quickly. -Yeah.
Sir, I'll show you the stairs. This way.
-Make it quick. -Yes, sir.
(Himalaya sighs in relief)
-Cheers. -Cheers. Cheers.
After so many years, we've come and sat here.
You know my heart is filled with joy.
I am done with you.
You are so boring.
Introduce me to some other villagers.
Dagdiya, the villagers don't want to meet you.
Why?
The villagers called you during the drought
and said they don't have any bread to eat.
Then you said to them, "That's okay. Just eat rice."
-And you hung up. -Impossible.
Their phones must have run out of balance.
(bike approaches)
Hey! Greetings, Mr. Kripaal!
What is this? Why are you wearing a helmet?
I don't have a choice.
A very dangerous man has entered our village.
Pass me the poster.
See this.
(Rawat) Chammach Chaalisi.
He hits 40 times on the same spot, on the head, with a spoon
and cracks the skull open.
The victim dies on the spot.
Are you guys not going to the chief's place?
-What for? -Hey!
A cocktail counter has been set up in our village for the first time.
-Go there. -Cocktail?
This is wonderful.
-Yes. -Aren't you going there?
How can I be there?
I will be busy with this Chammach Chaalisi all night.
I have already had a drink this morning.
-That's good. -Go there.
What are you waiting for? Let's go quickly.
The cocktail counter has started already.
-Come. -Don't forget our bottle.
-Our first esteemed guest... -(floor creaks)
Sorry...
Sorry. Uh...
Yes, sir.
Your good name, please.
(comical music)
Surya...
Uday.
Saum...
Suryoday Saumitra.
And yours?
De... aa... vaa...
Dev.
(chuckles)
Kidding, sir. You can call me Dev.
Okay. What do you do, sir?
Dev...
-Sir? -I am a developer.
You mean you make software programs.
And I...
make "hardware programmes" here.
(chuckles) Got it? Software-hardware?
No? Okay, fine.
It's okay. We'll move on.
Can I see some ID, sir?
-Monkeys. -What, sir?
My wallet and ID were snatched by the monkeys.
Sir, in that case, you must immediately
block all your ATM cards.
Otherwise, the monkeys will withdraw ₹20,000 from an ATM
and buy bananas to eat.
(laughing)
Come on.
Okay. (clears throat)
Sir, here are your keys.
If you need anything, sir,
you can tell me directly, please.
Actually, I want two...
-What is your height? -Ah, 5'10", sir.
I want two jute bags of 6.5 feet.
-Two jute bags? -About 6.5 feet.
Looks like you are going to carry something heavy, sir.
(keys jingling)
Never mind.
Your room, sir.
You want to stay here?
I'll go, sir. Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
He bores me a lot.
But not for long.
(suspenseful music)
-(loud banging) -(Dev) Uncle Kripaal!
Uncle Kripaal!
(sprays)
Uncle Kripaal!
(Hima) Who is it?
You need help again?
Oh, hi. You again!
Actually, I'm looking for Uncle Kripaal.
-Who are you? -I'm Hima.
Tell me quickly. I have a lot of work to do.
Oh... a working woman in a village.
-Impressive. -Uncle Kripaal has gone out.
He told me that two little kids would come from the city.
And if they start crying, you must look after them.
Good villager comeback.
I like it.
Anyways, uh, I want two gunny bags.
I mean I want sacks.
Then bring it.
-Sorry? -Go, get it from the market.
Maybe, if Uncle Kripaal would have been here, then...
Fine.
If the little prince makes a demand, it has to be fulfilled.
Listen, that joke is already done once. Huh?
It's done. Let's leave it there, and move on.
Please bring me two jute bags.
There is leakage in several rooms of the hotel that needs to be fixed.
-Hmm. -I'll see you at the hotel.
One moment.
Next time, leave your shoes outside before entering the house.
There should be no dirt.
-You guys don't wear shoes? -No.
Wow.
Amazing.
Organic.
And dirty.
(suspenseful music)
Look, I'm the first guest of your hotel.
If I give you a one-star rating,
then your hotel's 100% review will be 1 star only.
I know, sir, and I'm really sorry.
Sir, my colleague, Dev,
is very incompetent.
Tell me what you want.
Nothing good is happening.
I ordered food. It arrived quickly.
But what did he give me to eat?
Disposable plastic spoon.
Bring me a spoon...
that doesn't...
(spoon snaps)
...bend easily.
Okay, sir. I got what you said.
I will get you the strongest spoon from the kitchen.
Tell me what you will have.
Tablespoon, teaspoon or salad spoon?
A spoon...
(intense music builds up)
A spoon that...
when hit on someone's head...
kills all the lice on their head.
-(fake laugh) -(chuckles nervously)
Spoon.
I will get you the strongest spoon from the kitchen.
(gasps nervously)
(suspenseful music intensifies)
Hey, you are pretty good at this.
Actually, there must be a lot of leakage issues
in your village homes.
We do our work ourselves.
That's why we know everything.
Not that you have an option.
Servants do not have servants.
Sorry, that came out wrong.
Take this. Do it yourself.
-I don't know how to. -No, take it.
No, you please do it.
-Hey... -No.
Can you at least clean it and give--
(clatters)
Your royal highness.
I would not want to see you as many times in a year
as much as I have
in just one day.
So, if you need anything from me,
then please...
don't look me up.
(folk music playing on speakers)
(loud cheering)
-Cheers! -Jai ho! Jai ho!
Why didn't anyone inform me earlier that if we don't catch the murderer
then the village won't receive any funds?
-Oh, really? -Forget about the killer.
-Listen to this. -Sure.
Now I will show you guys
my decency.
Hold on a minute.
This right here is my decency.
"Sher-a-fat."
Romanian rice wine.
-It means European Lugdi. -Lugdi?
-Is it? -Yeah?
When my friends and I get together,
-do you know what we call this? -What?
-Sharafat. -Oh!
-Why? -Why? Because after drinking this,
people lose...
(all together) All their decency!
(Himalaya laughs)
-(man) Shall we have it? -Sharafat.
-Sharafat.
Sharafat.
-It's very bad, man. -It's bad?
One more glass.
(laugh)
It is really fun.
Ah, Negi sir?
Where is the...
-washroom? -Dagdiya, my pal...
there are a lot of bushes around.
Just go ahead and do it anywhere.
That's a good idea.
But, Negi sir,
what is the meaning of "Dagdiya"?
Even Kripaal has been calling me "Dagdiya" since morning.
"Dagdiya" means friend.
Buddy.
-Friend? -Hmm.
(Dev) Kripaal.
I've been treating you like a servant.
And here you are treating me like a friend?
(grunts in agreement)
-I'm pouring some, okay? -Take it. Take it.
Wait, I will show you.
(folk music continues)
(Kalki) Sir, here's your tea.
Sugar?
It's nice.
Makes me miss home.
That's lovely to hear, sir.
(cup clatters)
Your hotel's service seems to be improving.
Just one last request.
-Sure, sir, tell me. -Paraffin.
Need to burn some clothes.
-To burn them? -I mean...
I want to soak them.
(intense music builds up)
There are rigid stains on it.
And some new stains may
appear today.
(spoon clanks)
(Kalki) This is your...
spoon?
But, sir, weren't you having parathas?
I got my hands manicured yesterday.
Since then, I've been using a spoon to eat.
But, sir, what's that red thing on it?
It's ketchup.
But there is no ketchup in our hotel.
I carry it everywhere I go.
I love ketchup very much.
Sometimes, I eat only ketchup.
Parathas with ketchup?
Unacceptable, sir.
I will bring pickles and curd for you.
I'll be back in a moment.
(water splashing)
-Hey, Uncle! -What the hell are you doing?
-Hey, have fun! Enjoy! -What are you doing?
-Hey! -(indistinct shouting)
What the hell is this guy doing?
What's wrong?
Hey, you told me to recycle.
I was talking about trees and plants.
You have polluted the one that irrigates everything.
This is unacceptable.
He's urinating in our sacred stream, which is the pride of Panchmoli.
Has this guy lost his mind?
Why drink if you can't handle it?
You are the ones who are drinking my booze.
-Don't get mad. -I'm telling you. Let's beat him up.
Mr. Himalaya, run!
-(indistinct shouting) -Beat him up!
Forget the killer. Catch him.
He is getting away!
-I was told I could pee anywhere. -Thrash him!
Catch him!
(music stops)
(humming)
Dev.
(chuckles nervously)
Sir, you startled me.
-Thanks. -Thanks?
Without any resources,
you have shown great hospitality.
Sir...
I wish...
I could stay a little longer with you guys.
Your checkout is tomorrow morning if I'm not wrong?
-Yes. It's tomorrow morning. -Exactly.
But your checkout...
is now.
-(Dev and Kalki chuckling) -No, sir. We are staying for sure.
(Kalki) We are staying, sir.
Just like how this hotel is your passion.
Similarly, my passion is killing.
You mean killing at your job, right?
Exactly.
I've become addicted to it.
Even at night,
I dream about spoons.
Sir, likewise.
You won't believe it.
Sir, I have my own cutlery business.
(Dev) Damn it!
-Superb. -Sorry?
-You were saying something? -Ah, yes. Cutlery business.
Sir, actually... Kalki, check the generator.
Sir, you wait for two minutes. I'll fix it and come back.
(Dev) Thank you so much.
So, sir, I was saying,
I have a cutlery business.
It has anti-theft technology, sir. There's a small chip installed.
If anyone tries to steal a spoon from the hotel
and take it home,
you can actually track that person.
Isn't it... Kalki!
Did you find it?
(Dev) Straight and left. Okay?
So, yeah... So, the first round of investment,
I mean, they were people who were, like, really excited.
Also, I was thinking about pitching it to you.
I mean, the more the merri--
(Kalki) Dev, how do I turn on the generator?
How else! There should be two switches.
One will be red and another green or something.
Sir?
-What happened? -Sir?
-(Kalki) Why is he like this? -(intense music builds up)
(Dev) I don't know.
(Dev) He's drunk or something?
-Mr. Surya? -Surya sir.
(both scream in panic)
Dev!
(Kalki) What is this?
-Dev? -What the...
-What do we do now? -What do I know!
-You are a doctor. You should know. -Security was your job.
Hey, hide me somewhere!
(Himalaya and Kalki shout)
-Dad. -What is this?
It's a corpse, Dad.
-A corpse? -Yes, Dad.
Please save us, Dad. We did nothing, Dad.
-We're innocent. -(mob shouting)
(Himalaya) Hey...
(mob shouting)
Open the gate!
If they see him,
we'll be in trouble.
-What? -Let's do one thing.
Let's take him upstairs.
-And hide him over there. -Okay.
-I'll get him... -Yeah...
-Okay. Yeah. -(Himalaya) Turn from this side.
Pivot! Pivot!
By the way, who is this guy?
He is our first guest.
-I mean "was." -Was.
(Dev) Guys, a little help would be appreciated right now.
(intense music)
(Chief) These people have polluted our river.
Hurry!
(Himalaya) Did he settle his dues?
(Kalki) Dad, please!
(Kalki) Oh, my God!
(Himalaya) Hurry, hurry. Don't stop! Don't stop!
(indistinct chatter)
(villagers) Come out, you punk!
(Dev grunting)
-Shut the door. -(Kalki coughs)
(Dev panting)
(door closes)
-Dad. Dad. -Hmm? Hmm?
-Dad. Dad! -Hmm? Hmm!
We have brought him here.
What should we do with him now?
Whenever there was a mishap on the ship...
(Himalaya gasps)
...we used to hide away the body.
-Huh? -Let's do the same with him.
In the morning, we'll dump him in the stream.
Not in the stream!
(banging on door)
They have come here too.
-Let's throw the body outside. -Huh?
(Kalki and Dev) What?
-Out of the window. -How?
Out of the window.
-Oh, no, this is a bad idea. -It's a bad idea.
That way!
(gasping) No...
(loud banging)
-Open the door. -Here.
-Kripaal. -Yes.
(door slams)
-Look up there! -What is that?
(electricity sparking)
-It's a dead body. -(bike approaches and honks)
(man) For these city folks, no matter what they do...
(Rawat) Come on, step aside.
It's over, come on, it's over.
Stop the bike. All the time...
You just show up at night.
At least, let me sleep in peace.
With weapons and all... Back off!
Chief, this chaos is happening despite your presence.
-What has happened? -Mr. Rawat, look up there.
Oh, what the...
Sir, it's Chammach Chaalisi!
Oh... Cham... yeah...
Chammach Chaalisi!
(Rawat) Oh.
Pass me the flashlight.
Hey!
Hey, all four of you! Come on, come down.
-Us? -Come on, quickly.
-Yes, sir. -Coming.
(intense music builds up)
All I want to know is who killed him.
That's it.
We were in the village.
-We don't have any clue about this. -This is the village.
How much more rural can this get?
I didn't do anything.
Whatever has happened is because of these two.
Mr. Officer, according to our hotel's terms,
after checkout, the management is not responsible
for the guest and their luggage.
-Sir. -Yes?
You appear to be a little less idiotic to me.
Okay.
You tell me a thing or two about this criminal
being found here. Come on.
Criminal?
Sir, I think there has been a misunderstanding.
We haven't given shelter to any criminal here.
In fact, our guest's name was Suryoday Saumitra.
He used to work in a very reputed IT firm
as a very reputed developer.
-A very reputed guy. -Yes, sir.
-Did he submit any ID to you? -A monkey snatched it away.
(comical music)
-I'm sorry, brother. -Okay.
You seemed to be less idiotic than the others.
Here is your "Suryoday..."
And here is the "Sau-metre" that he was talking about.
Here is the "monkey."
And here's the "developer."
Developer?
Oh, okay. Dev, develop...
-Wow. -Wow!
That was genius.
(laughs)
Indeed, Surya was very smart.
(clears throat)
All right then. If none of you have killed him,
then let's declare this a natural death and close the file.
Excellent choice, sir.
What was the bounty on him?
₹10 lakh.
(Rawat) Oh, dear...
Well, let's return the reward to the government.
Mr. Inspector.
I confess.
I killed him.
He was about to kill my son.
That's why I had to murder him.
Now, I am ready to accept
whatever punishment you give me.
-Thank you, Dad. -Hmm.
We... are family.
But, Rawat...
He urinated in our stream.
What about that?
I have a cure for that as well.
From the reward they are getting,
we'll pay ₹5 lakh
to the water department to clean the stream.
We'll give them the remaining three. Problem solved.
-And the balance ₹2 lakh? -That will be ours.
You keep one. I'll keep one. That's it.
(Rawat) Okay, that's done.
(everyone laughing)
Dad, come on.
It was nice doing business with you.
These city folks are suitable only as tourists.
If they stay for too long, they turn into poison.
But, Chief, what I'd heard was that city folks are sweet as sugar.
They mingle well with everyone and spread the sweetness along.
Yeah, but I'm diabetic.
-Yeah. -(laughing)
(Dev's voiceover) They say village life is simple.
Stress-free.
Apparently not.
Because you might meet a psychopath,
but that's beside the point.
Even Wi-Fi is very weak here.
(man) Hey, Dev, any update on the funding?
(Dev's recorded voice) Hey. For at least six months, nothing.
(Dev's VO) You think that you'll easily meet old friends.
Kripaal?
-Yes, sir? -Where are you going?
-Come, let's have a drink. -I have some work.
We'll have a drink next time.
(Dev's VO) Greed is not fondly called ambition here.
No matter how big the reward.
Because, had I fixed the flooring,
then how would Chammach Chaalisi have died?
Hence...
(Dev's VO) And now that I have accepted this challenge.
And I have received my first medal.
Umm... I'm actually liking the thrill.
Now nothing new can scare me.
(dramatic music)
(music intensifies)
Oh, crap!
(footsteps retreating)
-(scooter starts) -(music continues)
(Kalki's VO) Everything is fair in love and war.
And this is war amongst loved ones.
I'll grow this hotel so big that
Grandpa will give me three medals instead of two.
If you're afraid, then tell Grandpa that you're quitting this challenge.
Hey, one... one second. I think I should take a lift.
Experience Bharat a little, Mr. India.
Love and romance...
These are all things which are beyond reality.
So, the deeper you are in love, the further you are from reality.
All his girlfriends come to me.
I am not his girlfriend.
-They all say the same thing. -Dev!
(Hima) You didn't tell me she is your ex.
Ma'am, I am a receptionist. All I have to do is talk.
Why is it kept like this?
You placed used earbuds here?
Only one side was used.
The other side is still fresh.
This is the third rat I have seen in three minutes.
No, madam, you must have seen the same rat three times.
I am their boss.
The one who is respected by everyone is the boss.
I would like to get married again.
Stop dwelling in the past and live in the present.
And stop hitting on me.
-Action! -(loud explosion)
A new ghost has been found here in the hotel.
(Dev) No one will come here
after hearing this ghost scandal anyway.
(leopard growls)
Help!
And the winner is...
(eerie whoosh)