Bhandari, do it properly.
Use a protractor to draw the circle.
Sir, tea.
No.
What is this?
Is this fine?
I have never played dandiya raas.
No problem.
This is the HR's cross‐cultural programme.
Today, dandiya raas in the Faridabad branch.
Tomorrow, bhangra in the Ahmedabad branch.
Oh! So, everyone is in a dandiya raas mood today.
Happy Navaratri, sir.
Happy Navaratri, Pammi.
Riya ma'am had called.
Thank you.
So, brother, the bad news is
that today, when the HR has declared a dandiya raas night
I'll have to fire someone.
Riya is going to demonise me.
'Riya Pahwa's office.'
Renu, Jagdeep this side.
This is a return call to Riya.
'Ma'am is in a meeting.'
'She has asked you to name the person you are firing.'
Yes. By end of day.
That was the deal.
'Yes. But you can tell me the name.'
It's not clear yet.
EOD. Okay?
'I know.'
'But Ms. Riya said..' ‐ Renu, here's a general knowledge question.
If someone fires you
how would you like to be fired?
I mean, in a way that you can remain friends after that.
No bad feelings.
'Tell me the name by this evening.'
I feel like firing her.
'Sir, I haven't hung up yet.'
Today, I'm a doctor
who will tell his patient
'Mr. Sahastrabuddhe, I'm sorry.'
'You are at the last stage of brain cancer.'
'You will die by 6 p. m. today.'
Who gave them the right to play with someone's life?
Sir, you.. called?
Sir, Dussehra's costume for Navaratri?
How does it matter, Pammi?
Anyway, the HO has demonised me.
What do you mean?
Today, I am supposed to fire someone from the job.
Why today, sir? Today is the dandiya raas party.
Pammi, you are worried about the party?
A man's future is on the line.
A man. ‐ No, no.
It can be a woman too.
Well, Pammi, if you had the power
whom would you have fired?
I mean, who do you think is the weakest link in this office?
Sir, I only handle calls. ‐ Right.
And sometimes you keep the caller on hold and forget about him.
Two minutes, five minutes..
Once it went on for 10 minutes, right?
Sir, you really look very scary today.
You have so many heads.
No, sir. Please don't do that.
I get scared. Don't do that.
No, no. Sir, you will definitely win in the costume party today.
Won't I? Even I thought so.
What am I doing? I need to be serious.
Very good.
Very good. Everyone has put in a lot of effort.
Haven't we?
I bought this dress when I went to Darjeeling
on my honeymoon.
Isn't it good?
Sarla ji, this isn't a dandiya raas costume.
Anyway, folk dance is folk dance.
Urban dandiya raas? ‐ Yup.
What is written on that band?
'Where's the dandiya tonight?'
Oh, yes. ‐ Sir.
Sir, look at me.
Who are you dressed as?
As a Kathiawari king.
A wonderful combination of tradition and modernity.
Have a look. Along with the ancestral sword
this.. Hold this for me.
This.. Laser dandiya.
What happened, T. P.? It isn't working?
Why are you laughing? Why are you laughing?
You have worn a kurta worth Rs. 400.
This sword alone costs Rs. 3,000.
Mehta's invoice doesn't match with 16 and 17.
Happy Navaratri.
Wow! Very good.
At last, you have worn a frock.
What do you mean?
Sir, this is a kediyu.
Well, then kedi‐on, darling.
Wow! Did you make this? ‐ Yes, sir.
Sir, it's a lamp.
But the texture is quite smooth.
Good, good. Very good.
Well, I want a piece of information from all of you.
What is the sanctioned outlay of every department?
Sir, off‐hand, how can we..
Read the Staff Organisation Manual.
And, if there is an extra man or a woman in any department
let me know. Okay?
Sir, are we supposed to do this today?
Yes, Anjali.
It's a matter of life and death.
Life and death.
So, I made this in five minutes.
Wow. ‐ Look, I'm so talented.
Death by dandiya.
Okay.
So, I was saying that I did this in five minutes..
Boss's bootlicker.
What are you doing? That's his résumé.
Write 'loyalty to seniors'. ‐ Correct.
Isn't it? ‐ Yes.
T.P. is a diamond.
But no one could value him here.
Pammi and I want the entire world to know his talent.
That's why we uploaded his résumé on every employment website
with a hope that he'll get a new job
away from this place
in Andaman and Nicobar Islands or..
Siberia. It's a very good place to work.
What do I mention in the hobbies section?
He makes 12,000 toothbrushes from one neem tree.
No, no, no.
Did you find it? ‐ Yes.
There is just one department where three people do
the work of two people. ‐ Good.
So, there is an extra. That's it.
Hey! ‐ Yes.
Someone who is.. ‐ Amit.
Kick him out of this place. ‐ No.
Amit gets business. He is an asset.
Kutty, Saleem, Rinchin.
Sapan, Bhandari, Bhadoria
or the security guard of this building.
I don't remember his name.
It is not an easy task to fire someone from the job.
It is a science.
We need to fire someone whom the people wouldn't miss.
In fact, someone whom the people don't like.
Someone like..
Sir, Rajinder, Parmeet..
What did you say?
Is there someone whose name is not mentioned yet?
Who is that?
Oh!
I didn't think of it. ‐ Who? Me?
Yes, that's a good option.
Sir, tell me. Who is brainwashing you against me?
Tell me. Who is it amongst these 10?
Is he the one? Is it him?
Is it him? ‐ Move it.
What did you say?
Oh, that's bad.
What will he think about you?
Naughty. ‐ Sir, don't listen to him.
You just tell me the name of the head.. I mean, the number.
I'll chop that head off from the body.
What is this?
Tapioca patties? ‐ Yes, why?
But sattvic food is my department, right?
Are tapioca patties sattvic?
Don't act smart, okay?
You copied me on purpose, right?
You just want to show that you are superior, right?
I doubt if Anjali has ever played dandiya raas in her life.
And, even if she has danced
maybe she did it in some devotional gathering.
Or some religious event.
Good afternoon. Wilkins Chawla. How may I help you?
Yes?
From jobnow.com?
Amit.
Yes.
I am transferring the call to our branch manager, Jagdeep Chaddha.
Hello.
Good afternoon. Jagdeep Chaddha this side.
Yes.
T.P. Mishra.
He is not a human but a boon.
Yes, a complete baboon.
I mean, a boon.
In fact, if he doesn't meet your expectations or fantasies
you can hold me responsible.
Yes. Financially also.
Me? I am Jagdeep Kishore Chaddha.
Branch manager, Wilkins Chawla, Faridabad.
Okay?
Tata.. Birla.. Ambani..
Of course, sir.. ‐ Saleem sa'ab.
There is bad news for you.
You can come later.
Yes, sir.
By 5 p. m. tomorrow, the consignment will..
You are being dismissed from the job right away.
You are fired.
'You are fired.'
Get lost.
Go!
Did you tell Saleem?
What did he say?
He ridiculed me.
Sir, it's your job to fire people. You do it.
No, no.
When did I say that we have to fire Saleem?
Look at those piercing eyes. I can't do it.
You may leave.
From where?
Jagasia Hydromills, Pondicherry.
Who sent you my résumé?
Okay.
An admirer or a satisfied customer might have sent it.
Tell me if wrestling was mentioned in my hobbies.
No, no. Not colony level.
Email it to me. I will edit it and send it back to you.
Yes. Wait for my email.
Am I a goat who will get lured
by a carrot and betray his employer?
No. T. P. Mishra's middle name is loyalty.
But, if someone understands the real value of my loyalty,
I don't mind switching my loyalties.
Yes. Did you receive my email?
What? Yes, of course.
I'm a state‐level wrestler.
Have you heard of Bansod Singh?
He defeated me in two rounds.
Look, it might not be the case in your Pondicherry
but it is a great achievement to lose to a state‐level wrestler.
What did you say? Am I shouting?
Yes, of course, I'm shouting.
To hell with you! May you be fried like fritters!
Okay, listen.
Will you call me if I get this job?
Hello.
Amit is a very talented boy.
He should be getting this job offer. Really.
Why don't you take up that job?
Me?
In Pondicherry?
The salary is good and so is the work.
It will be good for your career, right?
Cool. I'll think about it.
Amit.
This is called striking the iron when it is hot.
Sir, there is good news. ‐ Impossible.
Sir, I got a better‐paying job in a bigger company than this.
More salary and a higher position.
What? That's great.
But I refused it. ‐ No! Why?
Because my loyalty is priceless. ‐ You fool!
But if you make me the assistant manager..
Idiot. T. P., had you resigned
all the problems would have been solved.
I wouldn't have had to fire anyone.
What will you do without me? ‐ What are you saying, T. P.?
Listen, listen. Can you still change the game?
Sir, the job is in Pondicherry. ‐ So?
I'll book the tickets.
You just agree to it.
Actually, they rejected me even before I could accept the offer.
Dude! T. P.!
Did you find no one else to play this with?
I tell you what.
Chaddha sir doesn't know whom to fire.
In fact, he is hoping that someone gets hit by a truck
or resign, by evening.
No, seriously.
Chaddha sir doesn't have the courage to.. ‐ Amit.
In my cabin.
Take a seat.
Sir, I was just joking.
Actually, I did not mean any of it.. ‐ Amit.
Help me, man.
Me?
Fire me.
Consider that you are me and I am Bhadoria.
Sir, are you firing Bhadoria?
No. When did I say that?
This is just role‐play
wherein I, which means you, are firing someone
so that I can see how you, which means I, will..
Sir, I got it.
Sir, in that case, I should be there and you should be here.
May I sit?
Jagdeep.. Bhadoria.
I'm really sorry but your journey in Wilkins Chawla ends here.
Nothing personal. It's just that there is a budget issue.
Rascal!
I'll drink cleaning liquid and commit suicide.
I'll write your name in my suicide note.
You will be jailed for 14 years!
You heartless bastard!
Man, I swear the HO didn't even seek my opinion on this.
They just ordered me.
Sir, are you saying this or me?
This..
Bhado.. No, forget it!
Hello. Jagdeep Chaddha this side.
Hey, get up!
'Jagdeep Chaddha'. Put the phone down.
Amit, what happened?
Nothing. Just passing time.
God, I thought.. ‐ Yeah, that's okay.
Bhadoria. ‐ Yes, sir?
In my office, in two minutes.
Please. ‐ Okay, sir.
Sit down. Sit down.
Look, Bhadoria, you have an entire life ahead of you.
You must be in your early twenties.
I am 29, sir.
Yes. But still
you are not meant to be in this small office
for the rest of your life.
You are supposed to be in the outside world.
No, sir. I'm absolutely happy here.
No! You don't know.
You want to fly.
Just spread your wings and fly high.
Sir, I'm scared of heights.
Go and bump into mountains.
Sir, I'm absolutely okay. ‐ But I am not.
Look, Bhadoria. The head office has told me
that, by evening
I have to..
Say it, sir. Come on.
Bhadoria, from today
in this office..
Bye‐bye.
Okay, sir. I'll leave.
But keep this.
What is this?
Nothing. The chores that I do for your mother.
You'll have to do them, right? ‐ Me?
Buy ridge gourd on your way back home.
Not the thick ones.
Your mother gets constipation because of that.
Bhadoria.. ‐ Also pay the cable bill.
Or else, along with the cable
you will also be gone.
This doesn't mean.. ‐ Also, buy the piles cushion
from the chemist for your mother.. ‐ Stop it.
Stop it! Please stop it.
Today, I got to know
that you are an asset to this company.
Yes, sir. But I am supposed to fly, spreading my wings.
No. Don't fly.
You just make tea. You make delicious tea.
But till when, sir?
You have seen my potential.
If I get a befitting salary..
Yes, I'll increase your salary from next month.
Okay, sir. ‐ But what about my problem?
Sir, that can be solved in a minute.
Bhandari in HR. Fire him.
Bhandari? ‐ Yes, sir.
He cannot even draw a rangoli.
Is it? ‐ Yes.
But he looks.. ‐ Don't go by his looks.
I look like a scoundrel
but am I one?
But I.. ‐ Done, sir. Done.
That's absolutely done.
I swear on your mother, I took the right decision.
I mean to say, you did.
Bhandari.
Two minutes in my office. Please.
Sir, you are taking advice from a peon?
No. Absolutely not!
He is a thief.
He steals tea powder.
Do you know what he watches on the office TV?
Bhadoria?
Buddy..
But how will I..
No, no. I will look like a fool.
Wow. Wow.
Is that why you are firing me? ‐ No!
So that you don't look like a fool?
No, Bhandari, look.. No.
Bhandari, look, all this is not my fault
but the head office's fault.
Ever since there was recession in global markets..
This is the limit!
Bhandari..
Do you like Chinese?
I'll take you out for a dinner.
My treat.
Shall I send you a friend request?
Bhandari.
Bhandari, stop. Hold on a minute.
Keep this.
What is this?
Voucher from Bumper Bazaar.
It is valid for two more months.
Buy a good juicer or mixer..
Saleem sir, Sarla ji, Pammi, Amit.
I am going to get a drink.
Whoever wants to join me in my farewell party can come.
The rest may go kill themselves.
What about the dandiya party?
Listen, Amit.
That job.. Don't take it even if you get an offer.
Why? I thought it's good for me.
Yes, but not for me.
I'll die if you leave this place.
Let's go.
'She will die.'
She just meant to say
that she will get bored without me.
That's all.
I guess that's because she is a good friend of mine.
Well, I would have gone to Pondicherry.
I had no problem with it.
I mean, a beautiful place, beaches
and double the salary.
Only Pammi wouldn't have been there.
I love dandiya. ‐ Right hand.. and swing.
In fact, I like all the Indian festivals.
I had explained all this in the email.
Colour, clothes
delicious food and music
and dance.
The dancing and singing.
Celebrations.
Every festival is a happy occasion for me.
Happiness that increases by sharing.