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What were you saying?

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Listen!

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Yeah?

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60 or 90?

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Turn down the volume when you drop me off.

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60 or 90?

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However you like it

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90 then?

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Go ahead.

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Three of my neighbors
have complained already.

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You're going to get me into trouble
someday

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my Bugs Bunny.

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Hang on!

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You call him 'Bugs Bunny'?

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Since when did you become so lame?

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Do you guys want to hear the story or not?

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Yes obviously

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Please continue.

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So then..

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where are we going after the movie?

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Uh.. let's go to South Ex after the movie.

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My friend has a cafe there
so no worries for parking

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Yeah?

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And then?

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Uhm.. after that

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Then we can go to India Gate for ice-cream.

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Tutti-Fruity for me, Cassata for you

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Good one!

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And, after that?

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After that...

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Hold on, there are dogs barking here

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She wants to know what
we're doing after that.

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Oh wow, dude!

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It's your turn to lose it now

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Cheers, mate!

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Okay listen

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Ya?

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Make sure you impress her.

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Do all that cheezy thingy

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It's your first time, right?

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Yeah, it is my first time.

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And listen!

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Get rid of this beehive too

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Break the beard, bro!

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Girls have soft cheeks

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Hello? Yeah

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Just hold on.

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But what do I say to her?

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Tell her you'll take her to a hotel

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I'm booking you a hotel room.

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Bu...

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Say it, you pussy!

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Mate, don't get me killed.

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Yeah.. after that

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We'll go to a hotel room.

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Room? Why would we go to a room?

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What will we do there?

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She wants to know what
would we do at the room?

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Do it

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We'll do it.

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That?

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We already kissed at the pool party.

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Not that.

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IT!

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Are you sure?

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Just tell her, man.

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Sure?

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Say it, pussy!

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Yeah...

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Not that.

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We'll do it!

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She's in shock! She isn't saying anything!

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Hello?

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Why so shocked?

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Hello?

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Hello?

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Amazing!

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She isn't saying anything at all!

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What are you saying?

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Yep.

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What did she?
- Yeah

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Hush!

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Oh!

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What is she saying?

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Quiet!

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She isn't saying anything, man!

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That's what I said!

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That's what I'm saying too!

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Dimpy bro are you an asshole?

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Hello?

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And then?

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What did you say?

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I didn't know what to say, so I...

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Yeah?

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You said yes?

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What time are you coming
to college tomorrow, Bugs?

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Do something

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Keep sitting here

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We'll get notes from Mosquito.

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Come on, Trippy,

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Let's go!
- I freaked out!

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Karan!

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She's crazy

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Help me atleast

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Let's not waste any time

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You guys are going to leave me alone?

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Please help me guys. Karan! Trippy!

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You guys are awful!

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Just the worst!

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She's crazy, man.

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Say it, Trippy.

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I wanted to ask...

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Yes Trippy, girls don't wear bras to bed.

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That I already found out.

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I want to know how the hell
did you fall for Bagga?

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I mean...

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You two...

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Say it, Trippy.

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Right?

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Ya..
- Right Karan?

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I was thinking the same thing.
- Point!

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We are two different people but

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He refers to penne pasta as 'pipes'

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What an idiot!

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Hey!

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Funny!

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I meant he's funny.

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He is definitely funny.

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And he's so cute too!

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There's just something about him.

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Oh yeah?
- Awwww!

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My ass!

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In chasing that something

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don't lose sight of everything else

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Did Bagga text you this morning?

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The same old 'Good morning'.

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Was anything different?

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Now that you say it...

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There was something.

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The 'u' was missing.

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Good morning has no 'u'.

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G-U-D- Gud.

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And he must have spelled morning as MRNG..

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How many G's though?

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Normally there are three but just one today

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The Gs at the end are fewer.

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Which means Bagga didn't wake up excited.

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Okay.

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That means, he wasn't hard..

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Nope.

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Because he...

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Yeah!

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Oh nooo!

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Ohh!

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And the 'U' in 'gud' was missing.

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Which metaphorically means

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You are missing.

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So Bagga didn't wake up excited because...

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...because of you.

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What nonsense!

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I should check my texts too

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Your wish

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Mine are fine.

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Congratulations!

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Are you being honest?

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Naira.

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You ditched him sexually

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And if you don't tell him...

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you'll have to eat broccoli.

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Broccoli?

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I have to eat what?

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Yeah!

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You'll have to eat broccoli!

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What does that mean?

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Sir, we're not quite as intelligent as you.

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Please elaborate.

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I know!When your mom calls and asks
what do you want for dinner

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you say- "Whatever you want."

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You get home only to find
out she's cooked broccoli.

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And you hate broccoli.

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I love broccoli!

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Everybody hates broccoli. That's a fact.

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But in your case...

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You never wanted to eat broccoli.

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But the broccoli's cooked.

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So

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how is this relevant to
my relationship, Karan?

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Imagine..

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If you would have asked your mum

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that you want to eat paneer for dinner

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What would have you got?

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Paneer.

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What should you ask from Bagga?

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What should I say?

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Kids!

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What does Bagga want?

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Paneer?

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What do you want?

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Paneer!

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Paneer!

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So if both of you want paneer
why is broccoli being cooked?

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Holy fuck! Why all this confusion then!

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Why this confusion then?

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Paneer is my birthright.

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And I shall have it.

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Same here!

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So what are you waiting for?

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Go have paneer.

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Let's go, Naira!

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Let's have paneer!

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Paneer!

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Let's do this.

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I wanna have sex with you!

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Bugs, let's have sex?

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Come, let's do it

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Bugs, give me sex

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Let's do it!

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Good luck!

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They look good.

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So good, right?

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It was better than mozzarella.

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Hi Raveena!

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Hi Trippy!

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Bugs...

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So, what's up?

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I.. wanted to talk to you.

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I was saying that..

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Now...

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is the time for us to unite our bodies

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Let's eat paneer.

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Eww Naira! What the fuck?

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I didn't expect this from you!

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Ewww!

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Is this how your parents have raised you?

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You turned out to be so horny!

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I thought you're my Ranbeer Kapoor!

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You turned out to be Shakti Kapoor!

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Come on boys, chant with me.

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Girls, let's chant!

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Horny!

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Shakti Kapoor!

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Horny!

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Shakti Kapoor!

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Horny!

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Shakti Kapoor!

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Horny!

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Shakti Kapoor!

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Horny!

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Naira! Horny! Naira!

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Horny! Naira! Horny!

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Naira! Horny! Naira! Horny!

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Naira! Horny! Naira! Horny! Naira!

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Can you please hurry up?

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Been so long
- Karan!

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It's very important.

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What's so important?

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Let's do it, do it, do it!

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Come here!

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Paneer!

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Just come here if you want to talk

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Chill, please come here

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Dude, just...

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Get back,
I've been in the queue for so long

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Hold the notes.

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I just want to talk. Hang on!

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Take half.

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Karan.

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Tell me.

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Is sex the most important thing in life?

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I don't think so.

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so..

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I'm not chasing it anymore.

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You're right, man.

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My father has the same opinion

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Yeah!

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Wait to get married to have sex

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And the porn is always there

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Let me guess.

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You guys are freaked out

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You guys are such idiots.

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Hey!

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You're acting damn cool.

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Have you ever got laid, tell me?

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Kadai paneer, shahi paneer,
paneer bhurji, paneer butter masala.

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I've even eaten paneer raw.

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I'm the prince of paneer.

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When? Where? How?

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Had it in the car, in the room and hotel

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Even on your terrace.

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Really?

291
00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:37,400
My terrace?

292
00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:37,800
Yes

293
00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:39,320
With whom, bro?

294
00:10:39,560 --> 00:10:40,880
Trippy, I don't like to talk to virgins.

295
00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:41,520
Shut up!

296
00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:42,800
Karan..

297
00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:44,360
Please help me, man.

298
00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:46,360
I want to have sex but..

299
00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:47,640
I don't want to ask for it

300
00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:49,840
Let me think.

301
00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:51,560
You think. I'll get these done.

302
00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:52,400
Get all of them done

303
00:10:52,640 --> 00:10:52,880
Sure.

304
00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:53,560
You take your time

305
00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:55,520
I'll finish the assignment.

306
00:10:55,760 --> 00:10:56,960
The mid-sem break starts tomorrow

307
00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:57,880
Ma'am won't accept submissions.

308
00:10:58,960 --> 00:10:59,840
What did you say?

309
00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:01,440
Ma'am won't accept submissions.

310
00:11:01,520 --> 00:11:02,200
Yuck, bro

311
00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:03,720
What did you say before that?

312
00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:06,320
Before that..

313
00:11:06,560 --> 00:11:07,480
The mid-sem break.

314
00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:15,480
Let's go on a trip.

315
00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:16,040
What?

316
00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:17,000
You crazy?

317
00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:17,720
Why?

318
00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:18,520
Get out of my way!

319
00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:20,320
120% of first time sex

320
00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:21,480
happens on a trip.

321
00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:22,400
You have one room

322
00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:23,520
One full night to yourself

323
00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:25,520
At some point of time it will just...

324
00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:26,560
happen.

325
00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:28,280
And if they don't agree?

326
00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:29,480
What if they throw an excuse?

327
00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:31,520
You don't need to put a lot of thought here

328
00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:32,520
Let the heart do the talking!

329
00:11:34,880 --> 00:11:35,720
The dick!

330
00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:37,000
And in your case

331
00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:37,840
vagina

332
00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:39,680
So be lustful

333
00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:47,880
Decided?

334
00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:51,120
Done!
- Done!

335
00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:52,480
Good luck.

336
00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:53,960
Go!

337
00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:55,400
Let's do it!

338
00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:56,440
Let's do it!

339
00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:58,400
Let's do it, do it, do it!

340
00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:00,920
Deepika!

341
00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:03,200
Come on, move

342
00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:04,920
Pass! Pass! Pass!

343
00:12:04,920 --> 00:12:06,920
Quick, make it quick

344
00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:11,280
You mother fucker!

345
00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:12,920
That's how you do girls!

346
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,200
Fuck you assholes!

347
00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:16,760
That's how you fuck

348
00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:17,720
Bloody asshole

349
00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:19,200
Did you see that, fucker?

350
00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:21,200
Bugs!

351
00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:24,280
You guys play.

352
00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:24,760
I'll be back.

353
00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:25,600
Okay, cool

354
00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:26,320
Let's go!

355
00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:33,800
Hi.

356
00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:35,600
Hello.

357
00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:37,520
You look nice.

358
00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:41,120
I got my beard trimmed.

359
00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:43,960
Sorry, actually yesterday

360
00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:46,280
I didn't book a room or anything.

361
00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:48,600
I'll drop you home by
9:30 with lowered volume

362
00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:49,640
No, it's okay

363
00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:50,840
That's not what I wanted to say.

364
00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:53,880
I was saying..

365
00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:56,720
The mid-sem break is starting.

366
00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:57,640
So...

367
00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:00,200
Should we go on a short trip?

368
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:01,040
Trip?

369
00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:02,680
Just for fun...

370
00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:07,320
There will be hills you see.

371
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:07,920
Yeah

372
00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:10,080
The weather will be nice.

373
00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:11,240
That's true.

374
00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:12,880
We'll go sightseeing.

375
00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:16,240
We'll light a bonfire.

376
00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:20,000
We'll have fun in the room.

377
00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:23,200
Trippy and Raveena are coming too.

378
00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:24,240
It's a group trip.

379
00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:25,920
And then Karishma complained

380
00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:26,440
Really?

381
00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:26,880
Yes!

382
00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:27,520
She's horrible

383
00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:28,480
I know right!

384
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:29,160
Yeah!

385
00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:32,040
Listen! We were planning a trip.

386
00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:32,520
Really?

387
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:32,760
Yes!

388
00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:34,160
Can I please get sanitary pad?

389
00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:35,480
Why that?

390
00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:36,960
What do you mean?

391
00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:38,520
I mean...

392
00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:40,000
You just got down last month

393
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,480
You get it every month, Trippy.

394
00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:42,800
What are you saying?

395
00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:43,880
Tell me about the trip.

396
00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:47,520
Nothing, We were just planning a trip

397
00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:48,160
Nothing concrete yet

398
00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:48,640
Yeah?

399
00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:49,360
Yeah, maybe

400
00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:50,720
Who's going?

401
00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:51,880
Our regular group.

402
00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:53,040
How much?

403
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,040
Bagga, Naira, Deepika, Karan...

404
00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:57,040
Let's go on the trip!

405
00:13:58,800 --> 00:13:59,680
Okay...

406
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:00,200
Sure

407
00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:01,200
Let's go!

408
00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:02,640
I'll get the permission

409
00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:04,000
But if...

410
00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:05,120
Don't argue if she denies

411
00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:05,920
Don't crib for it

412
00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:06,640
Why?

413
00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:09,240
Arguing with mothers isn't a nice thing

414
00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:10,200
Interesting plan.

415
00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:11,760
I know, it's my plan.
- But, but I...

416
00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:13,160
Why would I go with you?

417
00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:14,640
Because you're my girlfriend

418
00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:16,200
Hah!

419
00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:17,000
No!

420
00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:17,600
What?

421
00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:18,480
Who said that?

422
00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:20,800
We're dating, right?

423
00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:22,240
We broke up!

424
00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:22,760
When?

425
00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:23,520
Remember?

426
00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:26,080
Karan, that day you tried to break up

427
00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:26,960
What's wrong with your memory?

428
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,640
But...after that we were back together.

429
00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:31,000
We even went to the party.

430
00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:33,000
You said you wanted to
give us some more time.

431
00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:34,240
Yeah!

432
00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:35,640
I gave us time.

433
00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:36,320
So?

434
00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:39,800
But a few days ago, I was reading
a damn good article

435
00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:41,640
on how to remove blackheads
and I realized...

436
00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:42,680
It's not...

437
00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:44,160
It's not working out between us, Karan.

438
00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:46,800
You can't break like that

439
00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:47,920
Dude...

440
00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:50,080
A break up hurts.

441
00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:51,880
Aren't you hurting?

442
00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:54,040
Even blackheads hurt, Karan.

443
00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:55,280
So badly!

444
00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:56,040
But..

445
00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:57,600
it's...good to get rid of them, right?

446
00:14:58,560 --> 00:14:59,120
Anyway.

447
00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:01,120
I'm out of your league, Karan.

448
00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:02,360
Let's face it.

449
00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:03,880
I did it.

450
00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:05,320
I see.

451
00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:06,600
You broke up with me.

452
00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:07,880
Nice, nice.

453
00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:09,480
Why didn't you tell me?

454
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:10,480
Oh!

455
00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:11,440
Didn't I?

456
00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:12,800
Sorry.

457
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,080
I forgot.

458
00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:15,520
Yeah keep forgetting

459
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,560
Forget important things

460
00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:19,440
Karan is a dog.

461
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:20,640
No!

462
00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:22,360
Karan's going to be with you forever!
- Shut up, Karan!

463
00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:22,960
No! Girls want Karan, but Karan wants you.

464
00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:24,880
Girls are crazy about
me but I'm crazy for you

465
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:26,440
But you don't care!
- I said I'm sorry, Karan.

466
00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:27,760
Karan is always running after you, Deepika.

467
00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:29,280
Karan is always running after you.

468
00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:30,960
Going here and there
- I'll make it up to you, Karan.

469
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:31,680
How will you make it up to me?

470
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:33,040
You never make it up to me!

471
00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:35,480
It's me who's always crying!
- I'll go on your fucking stupid trip, Karan!

472
00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:38,760
But as friends.

473
00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:41,280
Okay.

474
00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:43,440
We'll go.

475
00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:46,080
Do you want to make out right now?

476
00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:47,680
Are you crazy?

477
00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:49,160
Yes.

478
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:50,480
Undo my fucking buttons!

479
00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:55,120
Okay, mom!

480
00:15:56,280 --> 00:15:56,520
Yes!

481
00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:57,720
Okay.

482
00:15:58,320 --> 00:15:59,160
Yes, I promise.

483
00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:01,720
Okay, thank you, love you, bye!

484
00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:03,840
Mum said yes!

485
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,240
We can go on the trip.

486
00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:06,840
Awesome, babe!

487
00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:08,800
The tickets aren't getting booked.

488
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:10,800
Let's cancel it.

489
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:12,080
We'll go next week.

490
00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:13,560
If it's not happening, let's leave it.

491
00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:14,680
Is this guy mad?

492
00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:17,080
Is your head buzzing
when I'm talking to you?

493
00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:18,720
You bro's got a car!

494
00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:20,960
Just got this 'Government
of India' sticker too

495
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:22,440
We'll go in the car.

496
00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:23,600
No paying tolls or taxes.

497
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:24,920
That's great, Bagga but

498
00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:26,680
how will six people fit in this?

499
00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:27,640
That's right.
- We'll fit

500
00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:28,360
We'll go next week.

501
00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:29,520
What's the big deal
No, we can all fit.

502
00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:30,680
Karan, we'll fit.

503
00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:32,040
Raveena can sit on my lap.

504
00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:33,040
No, no, I can't.

505
00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:33,800
I'm on periods

506
00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:39,080
What happened?

507
00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:41,360
Dude...

508
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:43,080
Actually, I...

509
00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:44,720
I'm not feeling very well.

510
00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:45,800
Let's cancel it.

511
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:46,080
Yeah.

512
00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:47,240
You were fine an hour ago.

513
00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:49,040
Even I'm feeling weird, all of a sudden...

514
00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:49,840
You too?

515
00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:51,920
Is it fever? You're burning up, bro.
- Hello! Once second

516
00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:52,880
How can you just cancel?

517
00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:53,800
Dude, he has a fever.

518
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:54,640
No, no, no!

519
00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:56,320
Don't ruin my first time.

520
00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:57,360
You've got laid

521
00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:58,440
I also want to have it!

522
00:16:58,680 --> 00:16:59,440
Eat paneer?

523
00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:00,480
You want to eat paneer?

524
00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:01,360
What does that mean?

525
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:09,680
Paneer?

526
00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:10,800
Karan will tell you!

527
00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:12,200
Karan, tell them

528
00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:13,400
I.. I..

529
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:14,560
What can I tell them?

530
00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:15,600
Naira, what should I say?

531
00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:16,800
Come on go for it?

532
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,680
Everyone knows what paneer is.

533
00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:19,520
Tell us!

534
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:20,120
Speak.

535
00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:20,840
Meaning?

536
00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:22,400
It means doing it.

537
00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:22,960
Doing what?

538
00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:23,640
Not that

539
00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:24,640
Sex!

540
00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:26,560
It's simple, man.

541
00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:28,560
Everybody knows.

542
00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:29,720
I read the chats.

543
00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:31,960
Raveena, it wasn't my idea.

544
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:32,520
It was Karan's idea.

545
00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:33,480
He's indecent!

546
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,520
You know that I can't
get laid before marriage.

547
00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:36,600
Dad would hit me.
- You're crazy!

548
00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:37,720
What a lie!

549
00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:38,840
You're such a liar!

550
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:39,960
He made the plan.

551
00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:41,480
And he said he would eat raw paneer.

552
00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:41,880
Creep!

553
00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:44,440
How can you call me a creep?

554
00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:45,120
Raveena.

555
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:47,520
You know they have had sex on my terrace

556
00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:48,080
Excuse me?

557
00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:49,920
I haven't ever had sex on your terrace.

558
00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:51,680
Fucking liar!

559
00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:53,800
She forgot, man!

560
00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:56,000
Don't we forget things during exams?

561
00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:57,200
Don't be shy.

562
00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:59,000
Tell them.

563
00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:00,000
We did it.

564
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:01,520
First of all, I'm not shy.

565
00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:03,040
Secondly, when did we do it?

566
00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:04,000
Paneer?

567
00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:05,400
Damn tasty, right?

568
00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:06,280
You don't be shy.

569
00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:07,520
Tell everyone!

570
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:09,400
He hasn't ever eaten paneer either.

571
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:10,680
Fucking virgin!

572
00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:16,320
Okay, okay, okay, okay

573
00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:19,240
Cool, cool, cool, cool.

574
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:20,480
She doesn't remember, man.

575
00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:21,520
You fucking cheat!

576
00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:22,920
Bloody show-off!

577
00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:24,360
You turned out to be a scam, fucker!

578
00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:25,960
Spreading rumors!

579
00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:28,080
What are you talking about, Mr. Bugs Bunny?

580
00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:30,160
Who planned to have sex in a hotel?

581
00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:31,280
Horny bastard!

582
00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:32,560
Don't you say anything to him

583
00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:34,480
I also wanted to have sex!

584
00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:35,600
What?

585
00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:37,760
Really?

586
00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:41,800
I did feel her voice
twinkling when I asked her

587
00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:43,320
I had a feeling...

588
00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:44,400
Even we had a feeling.

589
00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:46,480
They'll get laid

590
00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:48,560
it's our dry spell

591
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:49,800
Dude, Trippy, don't say that.
- Why?

592
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:51,280
Why can't we get laid?

593
00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:52,960
If there is a problem...

594
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,400
I've seen Shubh Mangal Savadhaan.

595
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:54,920
Idiot!

596
00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:55,920
I'm sexually fit!

597
00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:57,480
You are on your periods

598
00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:59,480
It's my last day, Trippy.

599
00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:01,360
Yeah?

600
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:03,280
Really?

601
00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:04,280
So...

602
00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:06,640
why didn't you tell me?
- It's not a thing to be mentioned

603
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,040
You mean we can get laid?
- Yes!

604
00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:10,040
Bagga!

605
00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:12,120
how many rooms should I book?

606
00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:20,640
Ours is done rest you guys figure out

607
00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:22,520
Bro, two are confirmed.

608
00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:24,040
Two are confirmed!
- Rest I don't know.

609
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,560
What's with this awkward silence?

610
00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:31,920
Book a room.

611
00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:33,120
When are we leaving then?

612
00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:33,600
Sex!

613
00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:34,240
I mean six!

614
00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:35,800
Six, I mean.

615
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:36,880
Six. Six.

616
00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:38,880
Are we going on the trip too?

617
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:39,480
Of course!

618
00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:40,520
Who wants to miss a trip?

619
00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:48,600
Anyway not like I was going by myself.

620
00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:49,080
I see.

621
00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:51,240
I always have Mohini by my side, man.

622
00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:52,600
Mohini's a cool name
- Of course!

623
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:53,600
I'll ride her.
Keys?

624
00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:55,200
You can't ride a bike.

625
00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:55,800
You'll see.

626
00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:56,480
Keys?

627
00:19:57,320 --> 00:19:58,360
Shut up! Keys?

628
00:19:58,400 --> 00:19:59,720
Let me guide you with the gears..

629
00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:00,560
Keys.

630
00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:05,320
Stop with this drama.

631
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:06,960
I'm damn hungry.
Should we go for Chaap?

632
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:07,880
Yeah, I'm damn hungry too.
- Let's go.

633
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:08,800
Mint or cream?

634
00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:09,880
Cream.

635
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:10,760
Mint it is.

636
00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:12,200
I want to eat the cream ones, man.

637
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:13,000
She always does this.

638
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,120
She's crazy don't bother
- I want to eat the creamy ones

639
00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:14,800
She's so bossy!

640
00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:24,320
Hang on, guys. Where are we going?

641
00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:26,080
The car's back there, idiots.

642
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:27,520
Let's go, then.

643
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:32,320
You're such an idiot

644
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:33,680
You are a freaking idiot

645
00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:37,120
No less than an idiot