What were you saying?
Listen!
Yeah?
60 or 90?
Turn down the volume when you drop me off.
60 or 90?
However you like it
90 then?
Go ahead.
Three of my neighbors have complained already.
You're going to get me into trouble someday
my Bugs Bunny.
Hang on!
You call him 'Bugs Bunny'?
Since when did you become so lame?
Do you guys want to hear the story or not?
Yes obviously
Please continue.
So then..
where are we going after the movie?
Uh.. let's go to South Ex after the movie.
My friend has a cafe there so no worries for parking
Yeah?
And then?
Uhm.. after that
Then we can go to India Gate for ice-cream.
Tutti-Fruity for me, Cassata for you
Good one!
And, after that?
After that...
Hold on, there are dogs barking here
She wants to know what we're doing after that.
Oh wow, dude!
It's your turn to lose it now
Cheers, mate!
Okay listen
Ya?
Make sure you impress her.
Do all that cheezy thingy
It's your first time, right?
Yeah, it is my first time.
And listen!
Get rid of this beehive too
Break the beard, bro!
Girls have soft cheeks
Hello? Yeah
Just hold on.
But what do I say to her?
Tell her you'll take her to a hotel
I'm booking you a hotel room.
Bu...
Say it, you pussy!
Mate, don't get me killed.
Yeah.. after that
We'll go to a hotel room.
Room? Why would we go to a room?
What will we do there?
She wants to know what would we do at the room?
Do it
We'll do it.
That?
We already kissed at the pool party.
Not that.
IT!
Are you sure?
Just tell her, man.
Sure?
Say it, pussy!
Yeah...
Not that.
We'll do it!
She's in shock! She isn't saying anything!
Hello?
Why so shocked?
Hello?
Amazing!
She isn't saying anything at all!
What are you saying?
Yep.
What did she? - Yeah
Hush!
Oh!
What is she saying?
Quiet!
She isn't saying anything, man!
That's what I said!
That's what I'm saying too!
Dimpy bro are you an asshole?
Hello?
And then?
What did you say?
I didn't know what to say, so I...
Yeah?
You said yes?
What time are you coming to college tomorrow, Bugs?
Do something
Keep sitting here
We'll get notes from Mosquito.
Come on, Trippy,
Let's go! - I freaked out!
Karan!
She's crazy
Help me atleast
Let's not waste any time
You guys are going to leave me alone?
Please help me guys. Karan! Trippy!
You guys are awful!
Just the worst!
She's crazy, man.
Say it, Trippy.
I wanted to ask...
Yes Trippy, girls don't wear bras to bed.
That I already found out.
I want to know how the hell did you fall for Bagga?
I mean...
You two...
Say it, Trippy.
Right?
Ya.. - Right Karan?
I was thinking the same thing. - Point!
We are two different people but
He refers to penne pasta as 'pipes'
What an idiot!
Hey!
Funny!
I meant he's funny.
He is definitely funny.
And he's so cute too!
There's just something about him.
Oh yeah? - Awwww!
My ass!
In chasing that something
don't lose sight of everything else
Did Bagga text you this morning?
The same old 'Good morning'.
Was anything different?
Now that you say it...
There was something.
The 'u' was missing.
Good morning has no 'u'.
G-U-D- Gud.
And he must have spelled morning as MRNG..
How many G's though?
Normally there are three but just one today
The Gs at the end are fewer.
Which means Bagga didn't wake up excited.
Okay.
That means, he wasn't hard..
Nope.
Because he...
Yeah!
Oh nooo!
Ohh!
And the 'U' in 'gud' was missing.
Which metaphorically means
You are missing.
So Bagga didn't wake up excited because...
...because of you.
What nonsense!
I should check my texts too
Your wish
Mine are fine.
Congratulations!
Are you being honest?
Naira.
You ditched him sexually
And if you don't tell him...
you'll have to eat broccoli.
Broccoli?
I have to eat what?
Yeah!
You'll have to eat broccoli!
What does that mean?
Sir, we're not quite as intelligent as you.
Please elaborate.
I know!When your mom calls and asks what do you want for dinner
you say- "Whatever you want."
You get home only to find out she's cooked broccoli.
And you hate broccoli.
I love broccoli!
Everybody hates broccoli. That's a fact.
But in your case...
You never wanted to eat broccoli.
But the broccoli's cooked.
So
how is this relevant to my relationship, Karan?
Imagine..
If you would have asked your mum
that you want to eat paneer for dinner
What would have you got?
Paneer.
What should you ask from Bagga?
What should I say?
Kids!
What does Bagga want?
Paneer?
What do you want?
Paneer!
So if both of you want paneer why is broccoli being cooked?
Holy fuck! Why all this confusion then!
Why this confusion then?
Paneer is my birthright.
And I shall have it.
Same here!
So what are you waiting for?
Go have paneer.
Let's go, Naira!
Let's have paneer!
Paneer!
Let's do this.
I wanna have sex with you!
Bugs, let's have sex?
Come, let's do it
Bugs, give me sex
Let's do it!
Good luck!
They look good.
So good, right?
It was better than mozzarella.
Hi Raveena!
Hi Trippy!
Bugs...
So, what's up?
I.. wanted to talk to you.
I was saying that..
Now...
is the time for us to unite our bodies
Let's eat paneer.
Eww Naira! What the fuck?
I didn't expect this from you!
Ewww!
Is this how your parents have raised you?
You turned out to be so horny!
I thought you're my Ranbeer Kapoor!
You turned out to be Shakti Kapoor!
Come on boys, chant with me.
Girls, let's chant!
Horny!
Shakti Kapoor!
Horny!
Shakti Kapoor!
Horny!
Shakti Kapoor!
Horny!
Shakti Kapoor!
Horny!
Naira! Horny! Naira!
Horny! Naira! Horny!
Naira! Horny! Naira! Horny!
Naira! Horny! Naira! Horny! Naira!
Can you please hurry up?
Been so long - Karan!
It's very important.
What's so important?
Let's do it, do it, do it!
Come here!
Paneer!
Just come here if you want to talk
Chill, please come here
Dude, just...
Get back, I've been in the queue for so long
Hold the notes.
I just want to talk. Hang on!
Take half.
Karan.
Tell me.
Is sex the most important thing in life?
I don't think so.
so..
I'm not chasing it anymore.
You're right, man.
My father has the same opinion
Yeah!
Wait to get married to have sex
And the porn is always there
Let me guess.
You guys are freaked out
You guys are such idiots.
Hey!
You're acting damn cool.
Have you ever got laid, tell me?
Kadai paneer, shahi paneer, paneer bhurji, paneer butter masala.
I've even eaten paneer raw.
I'm the prince of paneer.
When? Where? How?
Had it in the car, in the room and hotel
Even on your terrace.
Really?
My terrace?
Yes
With whom, bro?
Trippy, I don't like to talk to virgins.
Shut up!
Karan..
Please help me, man.
I want to have sex but..
I don't want to ask for it
Let me think.
You think. I'll get these done.
Get all of them done
Sure.
You take your time
I'll finish the assignment.
The mid-sem break starts tomorrow
Ma'am won't accept submissions.
What did you say?
Ma'am won't accept submissions.
Yuck, bro
What did you say before that?
Before that..
The mid-sem break.
Let's go on a trip.
What?
You crazy?
Why?
Get out of my way!
120% of first time sex
happens on a trip.
You have one room
One full night to yourself
At some point of time it will just...
happen.
And if they don't agree?
What if they throw an excuse?
You don't need to put a lot of thought here
Let the heart do the talking!
The dick!
And in your case
vagina
So be lustful
Decided?
Done! - Done!
Good luck.
Go!
Let's do it!
Let's do it, do it, do it!
Deepika!
Come on, move
Pass! Pass! Pass!
Quick, make it quick
You mother fucker!
That's how you do girls!
Fuck you assholes!
That's how you fuck
Bloody asshole
Did you see that, fucker?
Bugs!
You guys play.
I'll be back.
Okay, cool
Let's go!
Hi.
Hello.
You look nice.
I got my beard trimmed.
Sorry, actually yesterday
I didn't book a room or anything.
I'll drop you home by 9:30 with lowered volume
No, it's okay
That's not what I wanted to say.
I was saying..
The mid-sem break is starting.
So...
Should we go on a short trip?
Trip?
Just for fun...
There will be hills you see.
Yeah
The weather will be nice.
That's true.
We'll go sightseeing.
We'll light a bonfire.
We'll have fun in the room.
Trippy and Raveena are coming too.
It's a group trip.
And then Karishma complained
Really?
Yes!
She's horrible
I know right!
Yeah!
Listen! We were planning a trip.
Really?
Yes!
Can I please get sanitary pad?
Why that?
What do you mean?
I mean...
You just got down last month
You get it every month, Trippy.
What are you saying?
Tell me about the trip.
Nothing, We were just planning a trip
Nothing concrete yet
Yeah?
Yeah, maybe
Who's going?
Our regular group.
How much?
Bagga, Naira, Deepika, Karan...
Let's go on the trip!
Okay...
Sure
Let's go!
I'll get the permission
But if...
Don't argue if she denies
Don't crib for it
Why?
Arguing with mothers isn't a nice thing
Interesting plan.
I know, it's my plan. - But, but I...
Why would I go with you?
Because you're my girlfriend
Hah!
No!
What?
Who said that?
We're dating, right?
We broke up!
When?
Remember?
Karan, that day you tried to break up
What's wrong with your memory?
But...after that we were back together.
We even went to the party.
You said you wanted to give us some more time.
Yeah!
I gave us time.
So?
But a few days ago, I was reading a damn good article
on how to remove blackheads and I realized...
It's not...
It's not working out between us, Karan.
You can't break like that
Dude...
A break up hurts.
Aren't you hurting?
Even blackheads hurt, Karan.
So badly!
But..
it's...good to get rid of them, right?
Anyway.
I'm out of your league, Karan.
Let's face it.
I did it.
I see.
You broke up with me.
Nice, nice.
Why didn't you tell me?
Oh!
Didn't I?
Sorry.
I forgot.
Yeah keep forgetting
Forget important things
Karan is a dog.
No!
Karan's going to be with you forever! - Shut up, Karan!
No! Girls want Karan, but Karan wants you.
Girls are crazy about me but I'm crazy for you
But you don't care! - I said I'm sorry, Karan.
Karan is always running after you, Deepika.
Karan is always running after you.
Going here and there - I'll make it up to you, Karan.
How will you make it up to me?
You never make it up to me!
It's me who's always crying! - I'll go on your fucking stupid trip, Karan!
But as friends.
Okay.
We'll go.
Do you want to make out right now?
Are you crazy?
Yes.
Undo my fucking buttons!
Okay, mom!
Yes!
Okay.
Yes, I promise.
Okay, thank you, love you, bye!
Mum said yes!
We can go on the trip.
Awesome, babe!
The tickets aren't getting booked.
Let's cancel it.
We'll go next week.
If it's not happening, let's leave it.
Is this guy mad?
Is your head buzzing when I'm talking to you?
You bro's got a car!
Just got this 'Government of India' sticker too
We'll go in the car.
No paying tolls or taxes.
That's great, Bagga but
how will six people fit in this?
That's right. - We'll fit
We'll go next week.
What's the big deal No, we can all fit.
Karan, we'll fit.
Raveena can sit on my lap.
No, no, I can't.
I'm on periods
What happened?
Dude...
Actually, I...
I'm not feeling very well.
Let's cancel it.
Yeah.
You were fine an hour ago.
Even I'm feeling weird, all of a sudden...
You too?
Is it fever? You're burning up, bro. - Hello! Once second
How can you just cancel?
Dude, he has a fever.
No, no, no!
Don't ruin my first time.
You've got laid
I also want to have it!
Eat paneer?
You want to eat paneer?
What does that mean?
Paneer?
Karan will tell you!
Karan, tell them
I.. I..
What can I tell them?
Naira, what should I say?
Come on go for it?
Everyone knows what paneer is.
Tell us!
Speak.
Meaning?
It means doing it.
Doing what?
Not that
Sex!
It's simple, man.
Everybody knows.
I read the chats.
Raveena, it wasn't my idea.
It was Karan's idea.
He's indecent!
You know that I can't get laid before marriage.
Dad would hit me. - You're crazy!
What a lie!
You're such a liar!
He made the plan.
And he said he would eat raw paneer.
Creep!
How can you call me a creep?
Raveena.
You know they have had sex on my terrace
Excuse me?
I haven't ever had sex on your terrace.
Fucking liar!
She forgot, man!
Don't we forget things during exams?
Don't be shy.
Tell them.
We did it.
First of all, I'm not shy.
Secondly, when did we do it?
Paneer?
Damn tasty, right?
You don't be shy.
Tell everyone!
He hasn't ever eaten paneer either.
Fucking virgin!
Okay, okay, okay, okay
Cool, cool, cool, cool.
She doesn't remember, man.
You fucking cheat!
Bloody show-off!
You turned out to be a scam, fucker!
Spreading rumors!
What are you talking about, Mr. Bugs Bunny?
Who planned to have sex in a hotel?
Horny bastard!
Don't you say anything to him
I also wanted to have sex!
What?
Really?
I did feel her voice twinkling when I asked her
I had a feeling...
Even we had a feeling.
They'll get laid
it's our dry spell
Dude, Trippy, don't say that. - Why?
Why can't we get laid?
If there is a problem...
I've seen Shubh Mangal Savadhaan.
Idiot!
I'm sexually fit!
You are on your periods
It's my last day, Trippy.
Yeah?
Really?
So...
why didn't you tell me? - It's not a thing to be mentioned
You mean we can get laid? - Yes!
Bagga!
how many rooms should I book?
Ours is done rest you guys figure out
Bro, two are confirmed.
Two are confirmed! - Rest I don't know.
What's with this awkward silence?
Book a room.
When are we leaving then?
Sex!
I mean six!
Six, I mean.
Six. Six.
Are we going on the trip too?
Of course!
Who wants to miss a trip?
Anyway not like I was going by myself.
I see.
I always have Mohini by my side, man.
Mohini's a cool name - Of course!
I'll ride her. Keys?
You can't ride a bike.
You'll see.
Keys?
Shut up! Keys?
Let me guide you with the gears..
Keys.
Stop with this drama.
I'm damn hungry. Should we go for Chaap?
Yeah, I'm damn hungry too. - Let's go.
Mint or cream?
Cream.
Mint it is.
I want to eat the cream ones, man.
She always does this.
She's crazy don't bother - I want to eat the creamy ones
She's so bossy!
Hang on, guys. Where are we going?
The car's back there, idiots.
Let's go, then.
You're such an idiot
You are a freaking idiot
No less than an idiot