Come on, dude.
Tell us.
Spill the beans
Tell us Bagga!
He's feeling shy.
Bloody rascal!
I'm waiting, dude.
Bro!
The bed kept making creaking sounds
I made it a squeaking bed, fuckers!
Theh hotel would have to bear the cost.
Yuck man!
Naira is our friend, man.
It's getting all visual in my head
Right, Trippy?
Jerk off right here, sisterfucker!
Yuck, Bagga! No!
I don't think we should discuss all this.
Would the girls be discussing this?
Trippy was like the Undertaker.
I don't know what he does.
His eyes rolled back into his head.
I got really scared.
What about Bagga?
Bagga made such a weird face
And for how long did he made that weird face?
Guys, I don't think we should discuss..
Ninety seconds!
Eighty seconds.
Better than I expected.
As far as I know
those three are the queens of evil.
They must be discussing his Barbie
Hey! Yours might be a Barbie!
Mine's a Ken.
Show!
Why should I?
Show us your Ken
Yes guys!
Should I get a ruler to measure?
You guys used a ruler too?
Even we used to measure dicks with rulers
Damn!
Trippy!
We should call you Cringe.
That's how you make everyone feel
And if Bagga is sure about them discussing sex
it must be true!
It's a given bro!
How was yours?
Forget mine, tell us how was yours?
Why would you ask...
Nothing happened
Friends! Friends! Friends! Friends! Friends!
I was pooping in there and..
your conversation gave me a boner.
I don't usually waste my boners
so don't leave me turned on
What?
Let's begin.
What do you want us to say?
What is up?
Are you stupid?
You know...
The squeaky bed?
You were eavesdropping, you asshole!
This jerk...
Of course!
I heard about Naira.
Now tell us about Raveena.
Asking about Naira was still bearable but he wants to know about Raveena now!
What do you mean, fucker?
I mean... talk to him!
Motherfucker!
Yeah, let's talk it out.
Yeah, let's talk about Raveena.
You want to talk about Raveena? - Yeah.
Come here.
Raveena.
You'll whisper in my ear?
Yeah!
This one.
Okay
Tell him nicely, bro.
Fuck off, you perverted asshole!
Bagga, bro...
I'll flush your head!
I'm used to it.
Get out, man.
I haven't flushed yet.
Doesn't matter, you bear the stink - Just get out!
Keep smelling my shit
Thanks! Thanks, bro.
Go home, asshole.
Don't get so worked up, bro. Chill.
Yeah
Rahul is still in India.
But..
Tyagi is studying in Australia now.
Tyagi?
I completely forgot about him.
He's the one who pulled Shubham's ponytail, right?
And then he told the Principal
"It was so tempting."
Tempting.
Yeah
Thanks for dropping me.
You can thank me in other ways.
Honestly...
I didn't think you'd answer my call.
I'm sorry again.
And thanks.
It's okay.
See you!
Uh...
You forgot to add 'soon'.
Hi Raveena!
Who was he?
Karan!
He was nobody!
Nobody!
But you got out of his car.
I did not.
I didn't.
Mohini!
She did, right?
Mohini says he was somebody.
Promise you won't tell Trippy?
Most questions will be from Unit 3.
How do you know, Mosquito?
Professor just knows that himself
That's why most questions will be from there
Babe, do you have kohl?
Yeah, I'm not poor!
In the bag.
Hi!
Sup?
She just replied to me!
It's Karan's butt!
Shit!
That's Karan's butt.
Eww! Eww! That's Karan's butt.
Best friend! Best friend!
Best friend! Best friend! Best friend!
I see.
So Anshuman is your senior from school.
Who was once your best friend.
Then became boyfriend.
And then ghosted you out
And now he just want to be your friend?
Yeah, man.
We met after years
just yesterday and
I don't want to tell Trippy yet, because...
Because you're unsure.
No!
You like Anshuman, right?
No.
Then?
He used to be very important to me.
I don't want to tell Trippy because I don't know how he'll react.
I just need a little time.
Promise me you won't tell him.
Trippy is my best friend.
Fine, I promise.
Let's go to the canteen.
You managed to woo a senior?
What a player.
God they're fucking slow!
Dude, your...
Smoky eye!
Fuck me!
What?
Fuck me, again!
Hi Deepika!
Shit!
How are you?
Like this!
Saw that?
Now fuck off.
Fucking snake!
Bloody asshole, bastard!
I won't spare her!
Fuck me harder!
Naira...
If I could lay my hands on her...
I'll make love to her under the stars.
I'll take her all around Delhi.
And she won't make a single sound.
All good?
All good!
Why is Deepika always so annoyed?
I think she wouldn't even spare her mother
"Fuck off, bitch! I don't want to eat gourd!"
Why do you hate her so much?
Remember on the trip when..
there was just a bit of water left
She gave it to you.
You jerk!
She drank the water and handed me an empty bottle
I had to swallow my saliva to quench my thirst.
Karan...
Can I get some water?
Yes, baby?
Why are you defending her so much?
Did anything happen on the trip?
What do you think could have happened?
Let me ask again.
Did anything happen, between you two?
We went there as friends with no benefits
Everything was sorted.
100%.
Karan.
Important.
Here comes the bitch.
Yes!
Remember before we had sex in the room..
You bastard!
I knew it! You lied to us!
Deepika
Trippy
Naira
Sup?
Sat Sri Akal!
You said not to tell.
So, yeah, we fucked.
And now we're trying an open relationship.
Understood?
Sorted?
How cool is she! What's an open relationship anyway? - Karan!
So we were drunk before we had sex
Yeah.
And I wrote 'Spank me' on your ass with my lipstick.
When did you do that? - That was lipstick!
I thought it was paint
I know you saw, you bitch!
Sorry it was next to the kohl.
How does she know?
I clicked a Polaroid.
What?
Of your ass.
What?
Your ass got clicked!
Wow, dude!
So you clicked a photo of me in which I'm naked
my ass is getting revealed, without asking me?
She saw it?
Yup!
I wanna see.. - I wanna see...
I lost it!
What?
Yeah. - Where?
In the college
A photo of your butt got lost in the college?
Now the whole college is going to see it!
Bhatia ma'am might see it too.
M.C. Ma'am could see it too!
Imtiaz Sir will see it too.
This is called getting royally fucked!
A student will find it and hand it over to a teacher
who in turn will give to the Principal
and then my mom will be called to the college
I'm going to get expelled, my life will be over...
Karan, relax!
Relax?
You lost a naked photo of me.
Everyone's going to find out.
How can you be so chilled out?
I'm very tensed.
Doesn't look like it
Does she look tensed at all?
Not at all!
Deepika, where did you lose it?
In the cafeteria
She was studying with him.
Some insect.
Mosquito?
Yeah.
We live in the same complex. I can ask him.
That Mosquito is in class right now!
Yes fuckers, ssup?
Come with us!
Where are we going?
Where the hell are they going?
Come quickly. I'll explain on the way.
I'm all sorted.
So percentage graph of Employee A and B
are a little different.
Okay?
Sir
May I enter?
Sir, this time I want to speak to
Mosquito!
You're back?
And who is Mosquito now?
Me, sir!
Does anyone here have an actual name?
Let's skip that - What's your name?
Shut up!
Builder.
(students cheer)
And yours?
Jalandhar.
(students cheer)
What is your name?
It's Lizard, Sir.
(students cheer)
Please let's listen to me
It's an emergency, again.
Actually, Mosquito's Mum
she's got a heart attack.
Her too?
Yes, sir!
Can I take him?
Yes yes.
Go ahead.
Where is he?
Come on, Mosquito.
It's a huge emergency. Come on!
Hey Mosquito!
Don't worry your mom is just fine
We were just joking
I know!
She passed away last year.
What?
Where's the book, bro?
Which book?
The one we were reading from
We read 4 books, Naira
Did you find a naked photo of--
Hey!
I mean
Where are the books?
What do I get out of this?
Mosquito, you motherfucker!
Bugs respect her mom
Please calm down or we won't get the book
Apologize.
Dude...
Mosquito...
It's a bit of an emergency...
Just tell us where the book is.
What do I get in return?
Wait!
Move.
Where is it?
Library.
Thank you.
That dickhead!
Thanks - Thank you, man.
She's my girlfriend.
This way, idiot.
It's this way, man!
Trippy
Naira, this way
You go that way - Where do we go?
Yeah, hold on
I'll just..
You search there
Damn! Looks pretty nice!
This is what a library looks like?
Yeah.
It's fucking huge!
What a waste of money.
Could have built a gym instead.
Karan's such a dumbass.
He could have gotten a design.
Or could have got 'Jatt inside' maybe.
What the hell is 'Spank Me'?
Bitch Deepika feels no guilt after loosing the picture anyway
Obviously! It's her!
Her blood group is F-negative.
No fucks!
But..
Karan's a good guy
He should have felt bad hiding things from me
Okay, I promise.
Why?
Why should he feel bad?
What's so bad with keeping things to one self?
Who knows maybe one of them..
is a bit unsure
or needs a bit of time.
Karan may have promised to keep it to himself
What's bigger-some asshole's promise or my friendship?
Obviously, the promise!
And don't refer to someone as an idiot till you know them
That's rude.
You're getting so defensive as if..
I called you an asshole
And, let me tell you something.
He would have been scared of Deepika..
Otherwise he has gone lengths to share things with me
Damned photo!
There's nothing here, I've searched it all
What are you looking at?
Huh?
Get out of the library.
Get out!
Smart ass!
I see!
What's so funny about looking at an ass?
Shameless women!
Hiding a picture in the book?
Hiding it from everyone
I'll get to know where the picture is
Yeah, laugh at my ass!
Where's the photo?
Just tell me where the photo is!
Weirdo!
And the whole ass thing was a lie.
What?
Karan, you!
Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
Why should I be ashamed, Raveena?
Only those who are respected feel shame.
And Deepika has misplaced mine
I'm going back to search. - Hold on!
You break your swears for Trippy
so how would you keep mine?
Look,
I'm going to tell Trippy everything myself
I've told Anshuman not to call me ever again.
Alright. I'm going to find the photo.
You...
I said no phone calls. This is a video call.
Promise me you won't tell this either.
Please! Please! Please! Please! Promise me you won't
I'll tell the whole library!
Please! - Hush!
Hush down.
Hush.
Breathe.
Relax!
Sorry!
Sorry.
Relax!
Let me look for the picture now
Promise me you won't tell
Promise!
Can I look for the photo now?
Please?
Yeah
Huh?
Thanks!
Thank you very much.
Karan
Find anything? - Looked through all of them, couldn't find it!
Could have been re-issued as exams are approaching
Did we find the picture? Did we find it? - Whom to? Re-issued to whom?
Let's find that out
But how?
Librarian?
Ma'am!
Wait, man.
Ma'am, there's an emergency.
Your father has had a heart attack.
What?
They want you at reception.
What are you saying?
Yep.
You didn't need to pull this trick
she would have told without it
But the plan worked, right? - Okay, shut up now!
Naira go check it out
Aanchal
Abhilash
Tarun...
Nipun!
It's with Nipun.
Second year B.Com.
081
Awesome!
Sisterfucker!
What happened?
More drama?
Hi, Nipun, bro!
Come have it
ordered it for you.
Look.
No need to bribe me.
I'll give you the book.
I'm not really hungry.
But I do want something.
My hand
on his cheek.
Bro calm down. - Motherfucker! I'm going to stick a speaker up your ass.
It's gonna blare inside your ass! Yes, right
It'll go boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! when played. Stop
Sisterfucker!
My own father hasn't ever slapped me
This dumbass?
Him?
This fat swine will slap me?
Never!
Look at his attitude
Who talks like that, man?
Blaring speaker in my ass?
Threaten me with something that's practically possible.
We'll kick his ass together!
I'm out of here, guys. I'm leaving.
No!
Nipun, bro!
You are like a brother
And he is my bro
I'll make him agree
Please sit!
Have some pakoras
Just for you.
I'll be fucked bro
it's about my reputation
Please, bro.
I request you!
Karan
Last I got hit was in seventh grade
Since then, your bro has only dealt in slaps.
Get it?
Dealt in just slaps
Moreover you want me to get slapped by this idiot?
This stupid guy?
Bro!
I have a reputation in this college.
and swag.
It'll all be ruined.
I get it, bro!
He can't hit you like that!
You're my real bro!
He has a reputation to maintain.
Trippy! - I won't allow this.
Trippy, just listen to me once.
I have to save my ass.
Trippy, my reputation is at stake here too.
I also think he shouldn't.
Violence is never the answer.
Right!
Raveena you think he shouldn't?
Trippy, I wanted to tell you.. - Hold on, hold on!
He shouldn't but he will!
Bagga isn't scared!
One, two, three, four, five...
He can take seven in a row!
Put a leash on her - Please get slapped
Naira, dude!
I'll kiss the cheek he slaps you on.
Let me think, man.
Really?
Raveena.
Should I get slapped too?
Please
Alright.
I'm leaving.
Don't see any progress
Bro! - Hey!
I'm ready.
Bagga, no! Are you crazy?
I simply cannot stand this. No! Just don't!
Enough, dude!
No big deal.
Is this your aunt's wedding?
Put the phone away.
Put your phone away.
My guys are going to
beat your ass with a slugger
I can't do it!
He's cheating!
I'm leaving!
He is foul mouthed
I'm going.
Okay, don't crib.
I actually was asking bro
at least tell me.
Will you hit me on the left one or..
Not a big deal, no biggie!
Put the phone away! Phones away!
Phones away! Put your phone away!
Where's the book?
Look after him.
Bro!
Bro, let's just get the photo.
We'll tear apart his ass!
Get it? We'll tear it apart!
The pleasure is all mine
Show, bro, show!
Show, dude!
Trippy, it's my ass.
Can I see it first?
Please?
Deepika has seen it, Naira has seen it.
I should see it too!
I want to see it too!
Mine is enough for you
There isn't any picture in the book
The photo isn't in the book, dude.
Not my problem.
What's happening?
Not my problem. - We'll find it.
The photo isn't in the book? We'll find it.
Sisterfucker the photo isn't there?
Hey, wait, wait, wait wait, wait!
I'm right here.
Grab my collar.
I'm going to..
Bugs! Bugs!
What if it just fell down on the way?
Quite possible.
Woah!
Right.
Quite possible.
Just fell down on the way.
Amazing!
Don't know where is it
You pig!
Where did you come from?
Took a left from the library then a right at 2B
Then I came here!
You stay.
Get up! Get up! Get up idiot!
Get up Karan.
It fell down!
Where did it fall?
Go easy on him.
Come, Raveena. - Just fell
Let's start.
Now fuckers take your phones out!
Trippy!
Let go of my hair, man!
Tell him fucker!
Trippy!
I went to the washroom downstairs too
Check there too.
Yeah
Please go there
Here you go!
Come.
Where is it?
Nobody bothers to fucking flush!
Found it!
Got it!
I found it! I found it!
Trippy...
Ready?
It's gonna be fun!
Oh yes! Yes! Yes!
Bro!
Bro's ass is just like Shakaal's bald head.
Absolutely smooth!
I'm tired, dude.
Don't be.
We've checked the whole floor.
Why didn't you tell about Deepika and you?
Deepika and I wanted to try something first.
I thought you guys would judge.
We'll judge.. - Hold on!
Why am I justifying this?
Every couple has private matters.
And you know what? Raveena's cheating on Trippy.
What?
Hey! Hey! Hey!
What a photo!
Bro!
What an ass man!
Karan!
This is not funny, okay?
You..
Don't fuck around about this.
Are you sure Raveena is cheating on Trippy?
I don't know.
Anshuman is her ex-boyfriend.
He came to drop her was video calling too.
But she's unsure.
My brother's heart will break!
Did you tell Trippy about this?
Are you mad?
Don't you know how emotional he is?
Who knows how he'll react!
And I've promised Raveena.
I don't think we'll find the photo today.
We'll find it!
I don't think so
Found the photo?
Where you going?
To look for it.
See?
Your brother is no less than anyone.
I've hit him so hard!
I don't want to see this, Bagga.
I can't find my photo and you are blabbering shit
Fuck! I'm exhausted, man.
Don't bother, I'll put it on Instagram. I've have 208 followers. - Found the picture?
Somebody is going to get a happy ending today.
Why did you click.. - Hey!
Hey!
Did you see him?
Yeah, we did.
Really?
What's that?
Fuck!
Move!
Nice!
Whoever Photoshopped this,
did a great job!
I should just take off the photo.
Good job!
Yeah?
And if it's on anybody's phone, please delete it.
All okay with your father?