What's up, Karan's godfather?
You made the guy famous, fucker!
Famous?
Yeah!
You revealed his nudes without any reason
The girls are calling him Spanky.
Even some guys are calling him that
His smooth ass got famous
If he had stretch marks like mine..
it would be a different case.
You make sense
Wanna pee?
I don't feel like
Just accompany me
Girls do this all the time.
I don't want to come. You go.
Come on, we'll have fun!
Okay, fine.
We'll make X with our urine
We'll break the walls with our Xs.
just come with me, bro.
Why do girls wash their hands after peeing?
Bagga!
Stop fucking around!
Open it up!
Hi Trippy.
Open the door, Bagga.
Trippy he won't.. - Bagga!
Trippy, he won't open it.
He dare not opening it! Open it up right away.
Trippy, you'll hurt yourself.
How do you care?
Ba..
What are you doing in a men's washroom?
He isn't answering my calls, seenzoning me
I just want a chance to apologize.
But he's not listening.
I have an idea.
Just as he comes to college tomorrow
It was your idea, right Bagga?
Won't spare you!
I'm really sorry, Trippy.
I'm really sorry!
I just..
got emotional because of my past relationship
I was going to tell you.
This is meaningless
I promise I won't hide anything from now, Trippy.
Let it be.
I'm sorry.
You can't talk to him.
I've already blocked him!
I'm still mad at you.
Still mad.
Now?
Still mad at you
And now?
How about now?
And now?
More?
And now?
No!
Come on, now.
Please forgive her now!
She's done enough.
And Raveena
You were just supposed to apologize
and then I had to enter
All this.. (makes kissing noises)
Bro
I won't be able to shower kisses like these
I should have told you, but..
Sorry, dude.
I shouldn't have displayed the photo either
I'm... sorry.
Bro...
Will get awkward, don't want to look like idiots
Who cares about that! Come here my darling!
And you're my bro forever.
Convinced him?
Yeah!
Wow..
Come here my bros!
You guys are my life!
What would I do without you?
I love you guys!
Idiot!
Join us, Deepika!
I don't do hugs.
At least grab a hand, dude.
Woaaaahh!
Don't fight, I live for you guys!
We love you too!
Done?
It fucking stinks in here!
People fucking piss in here!
Get out!
It's hot!
Is she prone to strokes?
Poor joke!
Your language is too abusive for my tolerance.
Please wait, Naira.
How do you even talk?
Dude...
Saying 'asshole' and 'fucker' is still fine.
But what the hell is, "I'll stick a dick in your mouth"?
That dude wasn't paying up the bet money
You've got to threaten them!
Oh wow!
So you'll get your money by sticking your dick in his mouth?
The banks should say the same to all their bad debts then!
That they'll stick dicks in people's mouth
"Dick in everybody's mouth!"
Swear words aren't meant to be literal.
When you look at my friends and say
Oh shit!
Does that mean you gotta poop?
You don't, right?
Similarly when I say I'll stick my dick in his mouth that means
I'll fuck his mom, I'll fuck his ass!
You get it, right?
I don't.
Neither do I don't want to.
From now on
you won't swear.
Why not?
Because one swear word
would mean
one day of untouchability.
What?
No kiss!
Hey!
No sex!
Ouch!
Why are you doing this?
You're fucking my ass now!
You just lost one day.
Naira, wait!
I'm sorry!
Please atleast hear me out.
What's up, bro?
Amazing bro!
Please stop, Naira!
You guys are being so cheesy
Hey!
Did you guys experience magic as kids?
You'd fall asleep between your parents
but when you woke up
you'd be laying adjacent to them
And they used to think we don't know what's going on.
Yeah!
They'd kiss!
Karan you're so cheap stop with your nonsense
Yeah, dude!
They are our parents
Yeah!
I can't imagine all this.
They're just like best friends who live together.
Yes!
Mine are fuck buddies.
They fuck a lot!
Shut up, guys!
The relationship our parents share is pure..
in fact, my parents are like siblings.
What?
Your Dad's a sisterfucker then!
You!
Okay, that was a good one.
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys!
You're funny!
This is my classmate
and see what he did for his girlfriend.
He's yummy!
Awww, that's..
Sex!
He wants sex.
See? That's the problem with you guys.
Why don't you get it?
Hey..
You don't do romantic things
and if someone else does it you don't even appreciate
Naira, cheap and desperate boys like him
are spoiling the reputation of romeos like us
Right!
You don't believe me?
No!
Sure?
No!
Bagga, please!
And Trippy!
can't you be my dinner partner again?
With a surprise gift and roses.
We guys should leave.
Yep. Let's go!
Alright, fine.
Bye!
Deepika, remember the sex trip we were planning?
Where are we going?
When are we going?
We went to the hills last time let's do a beach trip this time
Let's finalize the beach.
Solid plan bro!
I'm telling you, this..
Hi, Swati!
he's a lover and..
Hello, Raveena!
Anshuman this side.
I'm at college, can't talk right now!
Two minutes!
Please! Please!
Just a minute.
Yeah
No issues!
It's a beach trip then, we're going to Goa
Yeah, rightGoa has cheap beer too! - I'm heading to the class.You guys are useless!
Why are you leaving?
Let's go on a trip, man.
Goodbye Naira!
Bye! See you.
Don't you want to go on the trip, Deepika?
I can't go. I have a date tomorrow.
What?
We're going on a date tomorrow?
Do a solo trip, Bagga.
Not you!
Sagar.
My other date.
What?
Where are you going?
We can date other people.
Remember?
Yeah, we can.
Karan bro..
Bro, don't..
It's all sorted, man.
Nothing to worry about.
Everything is super cool these days
And I'm chilled out, bro!
At peace.
I was just asking to pass the water by the way
Sure, bro. Have some water.
My bro gets so thirsty.
Deepika!
I'm going on a date too.
Where are you going?
Big Boy Lounge.
There?
Small world, right?
I happen to be going there too.
What's her name?
What?
What's her name?
Anika!
Very nice girl.
Anshuman, I've made it very clear
I can't talk to you
Tomorrow is 7th November.
Remember?
No, I don't.
Yeah, obviously.
You forgot it's my birthday, and our anniversary.
It was our anniversary
but you...
Don't worry, bro. I'll sort it out.
I need something that sweeps her off the feet. - I know what I did. I'm sorry, Raveena.
I'm sorry Raveena!
We'll find something.
I'm throwing a small party and
I'd like you to be there.
I can't come.
Hi.
Okay, see you!
Dude, she's so cute!
Can we please meet and talk once?
Like, you know...
The discussion to end all discussions.
And listen.
I...
Forget it.
I'll say when we meet.
If I gift her a teddy bear, she'll stop talking to me.
We both will get them cards
Hold my phone.
Shit! Jessica's out of the scene too.
Says she's a lesbian.
A sex change would be expensive, right?
Yeah! Chandrima Agnihotri!
I'll talk to her, maybe she agrees
How about this one?
It has a heart too
It'll beat.
(makes heartbeat sounds)
Couple it with some anklets too.
Yeah?
First, her heart will beat. Then, the anklets will sing.
Who knows? You might make a Bollywood song!
Don't make fun of me, dude.
Who gave me a chance to do so?
Tell me what to buy.
Come on.
I'll sort myself out later.
No gifting bottle or you'll look like a kid
Which you actually are, but we can't reveal that
Umm..
These are out of your budget.
This is fragile.
God idols..
We'll save that for the wedding day
This is fragile too.
Let's gift this.
What?
Doodloo!
What do you think? - Looks nice!
Looks great, right?
We even have a picture in this pose
Not in public, bro.
Excuse me.
How much for this?
With frame, it's 1200.
You can collect it tomorrow evening.
Awesome.
If I give you my number, will I get a discount?
Made a fool of yourself?
This is the photo.
Will it do?
Send it on Whatsapp
Sure! Give me your number, I'll do it.
Give it to me.
88
So what happened was...
my father, brother and I entered the same washroom.
Oh!
And after that, the thrashing that we got..
the thrashing I tell you!
Sister fuck! We were totally fucked!
Twelve days.
Should I stop talking to you?
Your wish.
Why don't you get it?
Swear words are not just words for me
they're emotions!
There are other ways to express emotions, Bugs.
Yes, Raveena?
Uh huh.
Okay, I'm leaving right away.
Bugs, I have to go.
I'll see you later, okay?
Bye!
Fucking hell! They didn't teach us deceny at school
There's a problem, Naira.
I need to talk.
Tell me what happened.
It's his birthday.
So don't go.
It's our anniversary too.
It 'is' your anniversary or..
it was?
It was! I mean..
When I was in ninth grade
he asked me out.
And we dated for two years.
He was my first love, Naira.
I think you should go.
Don't cry!
Bro!
Cute, right?
It's amazing bro.
It's super cute, dude!
You also turned out to be a chocolate boy!
It's because of men like you that men like me get their asses...
Go on. Naira isn't here. Let it rip.
No, it's not like that!
It's just...
Really?
You're curbing down use of curse words?
He's sentimental!
Don't cling to me like this, Trippy!
Beers are here. Let's have fun
Tell me
Where is that idiot?
Once he's done making a fool out of himself
The photo is so cute!
I know right!
Move.
Thanks.
So.
My question now.
So...
who's the cartoon character you'd sleep with?
Scooby doo.
Scooby doo?
Because he'll be the only one who'll be good at doggy-style.
You're funny!
I know.
What about you?
Dee Dee.
Dexter's sister.
Her name has a double D.
Your name is Anika, alright?
Okay!
Hold my hand.
Bit more tight
That's better!
Surname?
Decide yourself.
Okay!
That table.
Act sexy.
Alright!
You're just too good! Sit. Sit, please.
Right there.
You look lovely, you know. Just like a rainbow.
Thank you!
We call him Dicky
We went to the shop, Uncle was at the counter. - Yeah.
We asked for one packet
he said minimum ten.
We asked for one, he said ten!
Funny!
We said we don't want that many.
Is she looking at me?
He said no fewer than ten.
So we begged him
Yes, she's looking..
at me.
Good.
Now act sexy.
Make eye contact.
We asked for one packet, he said he'll give ten!
I said, "You have to give one." - Funny!
He said, "Minimum ten."
One became ten.
Throw the water on me.
Throw it!
Stop with this bla bla bla bla shit.
I think I should leave.
I can't...
I can't handle any more insults.
You can insult me.
Not a problem.
I'm trying.
Try harder.
Harder?
Yeah.
You want harder?
Yeah.
You crazy
Yeah!
daughter of a bitch!
Thanks!
You're an ass.
Awesome!
Daughter of an ass!
You're funny!
So funny!
Talk more.
I can't, man.
I'm leaving, man.
Gimme your hand!
Like it?
Yeah!
You'll get much more tonight if you stay shut!
Can you give me a blow job? - Shut up!
Finger on your lips and stay shut.
Hey!
Raveena!
Hi!
Come! Come! Come!
I need to talk to you, Anshuman.
Me too, but you just arrived.
Let's have something, and then...
No!
By the way, it's my birthday.
You did not even wish me.
Happy birthday.
Happy Birthday!
Come.
Hey guys! Look who's here.
Raveena's in the house.
Hi Raveena! Sit, sit, sit.
So, you finally get to meet her.
Anshuman...
As I was telling you she was my first girlfriend
Look, Karan.
Anika is super hot and the whole club knows that!
You cannot get distracted.
Focus on Deepika.
Deepika! Deepika! Deepika! Deepika!
Anika!
Damn! Deepika!
I'm coming.
Hi Raveena!
What are you doing here?
It's Anshuman's birthday...
No.. not Anshuman!
Not Anshuman! Not Anshuman!
Promise you won't tell Trippy!
Screw your promise!
This girl has driven me crazy.
She keeps trying to fuck Trippy over.
Hello, Naira!
Hello? Hi Trippy!
Karan saw me, and he's calling Trippy,
I don't know what to do. Anshuman is here too
something is going to go wrong.
What!
Calm down, dude. I can see you're very very mad.
Here you go!
Trippy!
Trippy just listen to me once - Naira!
Hear me out.
Trippy, just let me explain.
Trippy!
Trippy, listen to me.
Bugs, hurry up.
Let me explain Trippy
Wait, man!
Trippy!
Trippy..
Behind me
Trippy!
Don't do anything.
Don't you say a word.
Listen to me.
Trippy!
I can explain
Raveena, what are you...
Raveena!
Hi.
Thanks for coming.
Although..
I knew you'd come.
It's our anniversary, after all.
And first love is..
special anyway.
Today, I...
am going to embarrass you by saying the same thing
that I said in front of STF mall.
Four years ago.
Get ready for some déjà vu.
I..
am looking for a girlfriend.
Help me out by saying yes.
I like you, Raveena Sabarwal.
Trippy...
Trippy, wait!
Trippy listen to us!
Let me go!
Hold on just listen to us
It's okay.
Hold on Trippy bro!
Where you going, dude?
Just hear me out once.
You bro's standing right here. Just tell me what the problem is.
It's cute, right?
Hmm?
Wait!
This is not enough!
Come.
Sisterfuck!
See, I know I've made a few mistakes.
But I think
the fault was yours as much as mine.
Sweetheart.
All relationships are not perfect, and I'm
willing to make this one.
Please help me in that.
Which car belongs to Anshuman?
2348 Swift.
Come.
What's your answer?
No!
Are you drunk?
It's okay, guys!
She's drunk! She's drunk!
My friends are here.
You can't do this.
I know you want to say yes. It's okay. Just...
You still think I'm waiting for you, right?
I'm not the idiot I used to be in eleventh grade.
I know who you are.
And one more thing.
Give me the mic.
Anshuman!
You are a Grade-A asshole!
Now I'm gonna keep all your promises!
Fuck you all!
Trippy!
Quiet!
I don't want to hear anything!
I don't even want to see your face.
Trippy just listen to me
You are going to fuck me over again!
I was born an idiot, wasn't I?
You promised me!
That you won't hide anything. - I know but..
Is this your promise?
Is this a promise?
On your anniversary..
You're here romancing him?
Enough of it!
Now shout on me too!
And cry if I don't listen!
Because that's all you know.
Fucking cheat!
Trippy!
Shut up!
Won't cry this time!
Good!
Trippy, just listen.. - You just stay out of this!
You knew about this already?
Yet you didn't tell me?
Wow!
Such amazing friends I have!
Sisterfucker!
I already apologized.
Naira...
I won't apologize to him!
Nobody cares!
We're not even friends anymore.
Go chill with your new friends.
The assholes who cheat!
Shut up, dickhead!
Enough with your shit!
One more word out of your mouth and..
I...
I'll stick a dick in your mouth.
I'll fuck your Mom!
I'll fuck your ass!
You fucking idiot!
Not the right time.
Listen.
In those two years
he treated me like I was
nothing.
Whenever he felt like
he'd talk to me.
And when he didn't
he'd completely ignore me.
In eleventh grade
when it was his birthday
and our anniversary
He didn't even invite me.
He just stopped talking to me.
And now that I've been with Trippy
and I know
how I deserve to be treated.
This is why I want to go, Naira.
I want to end things the right way.
I want to
call him an asshole to his face.
I think you should go.
But, Trippy...
That's what.
If I ask him, he'll break up with me.
Yeah!
He's a senti sikh but..
But you're doing the right thing, Raveena.
As much as I know of Trippy
he'll understand.
Just go.
She denied his proposal?
Yes, bro!
She called him an asshole?
Yes! Loud and clear, Trippy.
Yes.
Where is Raveena?
You made her cry.
Now you look for her.
Sorry, Naira! Of course we're still friends.
Now go get her!
Idiot!
Cuties.
Our dates.
Trippy is such a sentimental fucker!
Good thing he listened.
What happened?
Naira, if you swear just a couple of times more
I'm going to kiss you.
Fucker!
Dickhead!
What is your full name?
Anika Land-wani
Really?
You know what mine is?
Sagar Landdeni (Dick giver)
Funny, yeah? - Yeah, I know I'm funny.
Shit! She's back.
Your time is up, so I called a new client.
It's 2500.
Actually, I liked the licking, but..
I don't give a fuck. you're boring, anyway.
Spend it wisely!
I will, indeed.
Hi.
Come on, man!
Seriously?
Please talk here.
Fucking speak!
Were you jealous tonight?
Do you want to kiss?
I want to, but, what are we?
Committed?
Single?
Friends with benefits?
I think..
We're "Happily Fucked Up!"
What's this?
Do you want to kiss or not?
I fucking want to do it!
Right now! Right here! - You, me.
Let's do this! - Right now! Arrgh
It's nice, right?
I look cuter than you in this, right?
I don't want to talk.
Raveena, if you'd just told me earlier..
I'd probably have reacted the same way.
I'm a senti sikh after all.
You're my first love, you know?
I love you a lot!
I mean it!
I'm sorry.
Please forgive me.
I'm still mad.
Now?
Still mad.
Now?
Still mad at you.
Right here?
Yeah.
Are you scared?
Now?
I'm still mad!
Now?
Still mad.
Now?
I'm still mad at you!
You assholes!
What the fucking fuck are you doing?
Anshuman has called the cops!
Let's go!
Come on, guys! Quick!
Hurry up guys!
Start the car! Everybody's here!
Guys..
Hey! Wait!
I came here on Mohini!
Fuck your Mohini!
You fucking assholes!