Wait a second.
I...
Thanks for picking me up.
I know you realised your mistake.
Oh sorry, mistakes.
"And you're going to hear romantic songs all day because"
"today is that day which every lover keenly awaits."
"And if you can feel the love in the air like us
then here's wishing Happy Valentine's day from Radio Ishq."
"Run your fingers through lover's tresses."
- "Caress her cheeks..." - You pervert!
I am sure even you want to run your fingers through my hair.
Everyone's girlfriend does it, you know.
Sometimes a peck on the cheek publicly, sends a cake, cuddle up.
I guess I'll post a selfie today on the group.
Sorry, menstruating, Karan.
Asshole.
Are you planning to settle down on the road? Start moving!
Fucking hate these stupid drivers, man! Bloody over-smart assholes!
Who abused me? Who abused me?
Come out, asshole.
God this is such a boring day, Karan.
Handle this shit. I'll see you at college.
- Where are you going? - What are you looking at?
Deepika's leaving.
- Come out. - I am your boyfriend.
- These insensitive assholes will kill me. - Come out!
Baby, in our three months of relationships
I've kept all the tissues that you used.
Wait, I'll show you.
This one.
I used this to wipe the mayonnaise on your face.
And I used one to get mouth freshener for you.
Hey man...
Someone's put balloons all over the college.
I'll take Trippy with me and blow up all the balloons.
Today was short too.
Naira, Dipti's gone why are you reading her book?
This is my book.
"The Dog Inside You!"
I see...
So...then what breed am I?
Pomeranian.
What's the date today, Bugs?
Date? February, why?
Happy Valentines Day, babes.
Sorry. Sorry.
You know what, you're not a Pomeranian.
Then?
You're a street dog.
You forgot Valentine's day today.
What else will you forget tomorrow when I leave?
You'll forget to call me.
You'll forget my birthday. You'll even forget the goodnight kiss.
You'll even forget the long life.
- You know what... - What?
Forget me.
Naina, why... Naina, sorry. I forgot...
Stop it, guys.
You've turned college into lover's point.
Yes, you too...
It's okay. Don't worry.
I'll run my fingers through your hair.
Thanks, Trippy. But I'll do the same when this happens to you.
Yeah, okay.
But your brother's all set. Look.
Take a look.
He does look hot.
What?
Asshole, why would I tell you to see a guy.
- You told me to. - Look at her.
Your brother's in love.
Good choice, Trippy.
- Isn't it? - So cute...
Who are you two ogling at secretly?
Your future sister-in-law. She's so cute.
Does she even know that you exist?
Obviously.
I text her every day. I am just waiting for her reply, that's all.
Tripu, why don't you find someone that likes you as well.
There is one. She likes me a lot.
But I don't like her at all.
Not even a bit.
You don't believe me. Look.
Take a look.
What the twin... they are twins!
- Yeah, so? - So?
So...can you tell them apart?
Are you two blind?
They are so different. See...
See...
Mesmerising eyes, killer attitude, beautiful face.
She's Karishma. The miracle of nature.
And she's a curse.
She's my life hell.
- Hi Karishma. - Hi.
- How are you? - I am fine. How are you?
Wait a minute.
- Wait a minute. Don't laugh. - Wait...
I know the difference between the two.
I was confused because of you two.
Of course, we saw. You can tell them apart.
So which one is Raveena?
Do you have to take that wretch's name?
Trippy, why do you get restless hearing Raveena's name?
Listen.
You need to seek closure so you can move on.
Are you done?
Guys, it's Valentine's Day, let's talk about something nice.
Balls valentine's day. Bagga doesn't even remember.
And you, don't forget. Did you wish Deepika?
No.
Wait a minute, how could I miss this?
What's that on your face?
Is the mark still there?
That guy slapped me really hard.
Get some tea for everyone.
It's a sad day.
Yeah, we're having such a sad Valentine's Day.
On that note, I'll tell you a saying.
Will you stop if you say no?
Do you think?
Then say it, asshole.
Listen...
"I grew the fruit of love..."
"I grew the fruit of love"
"with only two seeds."
"One is status...and the other is hope."
Wow...
Explain.
I knew it.
In the following lines, the poet wants to say even though a person is an asshole
he has only two options in life.
One is status, and the other is hope.
Hope is like Tina from 'Kuch Kuch Hota Hain'.
And status is Anjali.
You are right.
I think I shouldn't keep any hope with that Bagga.
Maybe he's my Anjali.
Sissy...Tina isn't dead yet.
Tina is alive.
You just need to awaken it.
You're right, bro.
I know that Karishma is my hope and my stature.
But she doesn't give me any attention.
Exactly.
That's why we'll go to each other's Tina to awaken them.
We'll bring their love out.
Let's wake Tina.
Let's wake Tina, asshole!
Let's wake Tina!
Let's wake...
Let's wake Tina!
Let's wake...
Excuse me.
Yes.
Hi.
Hi...
Don't get excited, okay.
I've come for a friend who loves you a lot.
What happened to your cheek?
As I said, don't get excited.
Who is your friend?
Trippy.
Who is Trippy?
He's the most famous male in college.
He's also sent a poem for you.
Okay.
Are you...
- Ready? - Yeah...
"Make my life better"
"bring a new spring."
"Change my world."
"Love..."
"You're a beautiful miracle."
"You're a dream that's become someone's reality."
"Now it's my dream to make your dreams a reality."
I've heard this somewhere.
As I said he's very famous.
Nice poetry.
I know.
Please don't take pictures. We're not together.
I've to leave somewhere, so...
Tell him, 3 pm I am free.
Don't get excited.
Creep.
Not my type.
But...
I don't know how to regale her.
I can't think of anything other than perfumes.
Bagga, when will your friend come in use?
Exactly. When will you come in use?
Today. Right now.
You know what to do.
Naira is my best buddy. We're childhood friends.
Then you tell me what to do.
Come on. Tell me.
Calm down. Calm down.
Don't get too excited.
Listen...Naira, Naira, Naira.
Naira is a modern, independent female.
And what do modern, independent females like...
Sex!
Voice, man.
It's her voice, Bagga
Voice.
Make Naira feel that you listen to her.
You listen to her. Whether you're with her or not.
But you listen to her.
Hear her out. Hear her out, Bagga.
I got it. I got a gift idea, bro.
Wait here. I'll go get a gift for her, bro.
Gift, bro. Mention now.
Sissy.
Hi...you're here too.
What a small world, nah?
We're in the same college, dude.
Okay...
But isn't it great that we met here?
I always wonder that we don't spend any time together.
After all, you're my best friend's girlfriend.
We never spend time alone, Naira. Never!
Yeah...
But like we should, you know.
Like a girl style...
So tell me what's up.
Okay, fine. I'll tell you.
Man, I am feeling so romantic today.
I want to spend the entire Valentine's Day with Bugs.
You know, talk to him, pamper him...
Are you menstruating too, Naira?
No, not today.
But try to understand, Deepika.
Bugs and I are a couple, okay.
So as his girlfriend I don't do these things for him.
If I don't reciprocate his efforts, then what right do I have to be with him?
He won't do everything.
Makes sense.
Doesn't it.
I think you're right, Naira. Thanks a lot.
Bloody witch.
Guys. The job's done!
This happens every year.
Look, he's here.
It's time for you to go.
Excuse me, I want to talk to her.
Ohh...okay, sure.
Bye.
Happy Valentine's Day.
Thank you.
Hi...
Hi.
Hello.
Hi.
Greetings...
I wanted to say how did you get convinced so easily?
Your friend read out your poem to me.
You mean "I am a flying robot".
No, not that one. The one you wrote for me.
"Make my life better."
How can I forget? It was such a nice piece of poetry.
So your friend said you like me.
Like?
No, no, no! I love you.
There's no one better than you in Delhi, let alone this college.
You know, I even imagine my future with you.
Ohh, you're so romantic.
And poetic.
By the way, before we move ahead, Trippy...
I mean, if you don't mind me asking...
No, no, please.
You had a girlfriend earlier, didn't you?
Yes.
But we broke up. I am over her now.
No hard feelings.
Now isn't this a coincidence? Even her name was Raveena.
Even her name was Raveena...
What happened?
Phone's ringing... it's mine.
Oh my, God. It's an international call.
It's very important. I'll be right back.
- Let's finish this conversation... - It's an international call.
- It's expensive...- Is it that important? - I'll be right back.
Karan, you asshole! You're dead.
Bugs, why did you bring me out here?
I am getting late for class.
Naira, I am sorry baby.
I admit I made a mistake.
But I've realised that I made a mistake.
But now...I understand you.
You modern, independent, woman.
I want to make you realise that I listen to you.
Whether you're with me or not.
I'll always listen to you.
That's why I got you a gift.
Gift?
Huh?
Gift?
That gift's for you, Naira.
Naira. Naira. Naira.
What's the most important thing for you?
Your voice, Naira. Your voice.
And now your voice's going to stay with me on every ride.
Ready?
"So Sexy Bugs"
Do you hear that? It sounds just like you.
Is that my Valentine's gift?
Didn't that drive you crazy?
"So Sexy Bugs"
Try it yourself. It's fun.
I turned your voice note into my car horn. What a boyfriend, huh!
What a fuckedup boyfriend with a fuckedup idea!
Never call me again.
And listen...that's all you're gonna get now.
- Listen, Naira, sorry. - How are you, man?
Great, bro.
Trippy, you asshole.
Pick up the phone.
Trippy. Listen to me.
What shitty idea did you get Bagga?
I tried. But it's not my fault that your boyfriend's an asshole.
Look, I am already pretty tensed.
Karan said I love you to the wrong twin sister.
Oh shit! Of course, even he couldn't tell them apart like you.
Are you done?
I'll have to go and embarrass myself.
That asshole isn't even picking up my phone. You try calling him.
How will he answer his phone?
I've done my task. Everything is sorted.
Meaning?
Meaning I spoke with Deepika.
But I'll call him just in case.
Karan...
We need to talk.
Sure.
Tell me...
I spoke with Naira.
I see... that's great.
And I realised that a girlfriend should feel the love of her boyfriend
and make him feel the same.
I am glad you're saying this and
there's no need to feel sorry.
It's okay.
A. I never feel sorry, B. It is not okay.
C. I don't feel any love for you, Karan and D. I think we should break up.
There is some misunderstanding... Deepika
Sorry.
Hi, again.
Hi!
Actually, that was the international publishers calling, you know.
For my poetry and all.
- That's awesome. - Yeah.
I want to tell you something.
Go ahead.
Actually, there's been a misunderstanding between us.
I feel your sister's cuter.
But we look the same.
Same, exactly.
But I like her nature better.
I like her vibe more.
I told you Karishma, he loves me.
Karishma.
Yes, brother-in-law. Sister was telling me about you.
You two will look so cute as a couple.
My dear Valentine, I was looking all over for you.
What was so important?
Wait a second. What's going on here?
This is too much confusion.
- I like Karishma. - What?
But you just said that you think I'm cuter.
But I didn't know your name.
Do you fall in love with the name? You're so shallow.
No, I am not shallow...
How do I say this...
I cannot date whoever is Raveena between you two.
Why?
I don't know.
Pervert! Come, sis, let's stay away from this cheap guy.
Are you calling me, cheap?
Yes.
I lost her too.
Trippy. Trippy. Trippy.
Why don't you accept that you haven't moved on yet?
You know what, how do you know if I've moved on or not?
Look...
Look at that.
Deepika, there's some miscommunication...
Deepika, there's been some miscommunication...
Let's settle this. Deepika, there's some miscommunication...
Why are you apologising to me, Karan? It is okay.
You don't have to apologise for anything.
Then let's talk. What is the problem...
The problem is that you're right. I don't show you enough love.
And hence there's no reason we should stay together, Karan.
But...we can't break up today. It's Valentine's Day.
We should be together...
I don't care. And if you think that's the reason we should stay together...
Hold on!
Let's talk and sort this out...
You fly, hover over here.
Did you call me?
Are you single?
I don't give a fuck. I am sure you are.
Meet him. My new boyfriend.
Me?
You're going to dump me for this asshole.
Don't take any offence...
It's okay, Karan. You can say anything you want today. Go ahead.
I am done being pressurised by you, Karan
to feel the love for you when I just don't.
At least this asshole
won't give me shitty guilt trip like you didn't run your fingers through my hair.
At least this asshole won't let me feel like a bad person, Karan.
I hope he makes you happy.
Duh, of course, he will. Goodbye, Karan.
Deepika.
If we're gonna kiss, should I...
You're just gonna lose your virginity by just walking with me
so shut up and walk.
Tina is dead.
Anjali. Where is she?
Anjali!
I am screwed. And it's too much.
I hope no one was watching.
"So Sexy Bugs"
- Naira. - What is it, Bugs?
Sorry, man. At least listen to me, Naira.
Bugs, I am getting late. I've to go home.
Naira, it'll just take a minute. Just hear me out.
Sorry, Naira.
You're absolutely right.
Yes...I am a dog.
But you got my breed mixed up.
What?
I mean I love you like that small 'lababdar', you know...
It's a Labrador.
Whatever it is. Just wait a second.
Oh my, God.
- Thank you, Bugs. - Wait a second.
Okay.
It's not over yet.
It's Valentine's day. Wait a second.
Bagga...
Oh my god.
Hi...you're so cute.
Even his name is Bagga.
Since you're leaving.
Whenever you miss me, you can play with Bugs here.
Since when did you become so thoughtful?
You're gonna make me cry.
Wait a second. He's right.
Wait a second. It's not over yet.
Karan.
Go on.
In fact, just pee on that Bagga.
Deepika.
Trippy.
My child.
Hi, dogs.
You're going to miss all of us, of course.
So we should be there with you.
You're so cute.
But how am I going to take them along?
We'll go along. I'll drop you home.
You and I will sit in the front, and they will sit in the back.
It'll be a great road trip as well.
Of course, we'll take you along.
- Bugs, are you crazy? - Why?
Will we take a road trip all the way to America?