1 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:24,960 Wait a second. 2 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:27,200 I... 3 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:36,240 Thanks for picking me up. 4 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:38,800 I know you realised your mistake. 5 00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:41,280 Oh sorry, mistakes. 6 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:44,600 "And you're going to hear romantic songs all day because" 7 00:00:44,720 --> 00:00:49,040 "today is that day which every lover keenly awaits." 8 00:00:49,160 --> 00:00:53,880 "And if you can feel the love in the air like us 9 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:57,720 then here's wishing Happy Valentine's day from Radio Ishq." 10 00:00:57,840 --> 00:01:03,640 "Run your fingers through lover's tresses." 11 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:05,840 - "Caress her cheeks..." - You pervert! 12 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:19,840 I am sure even you want to run your fingers through my hair. 13 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:23,120 Everyone's girlfriend does it, you know. 14 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:26,800 Sometimes a peck on the cheek publicly, sends a cake, cuddle up. 15 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:32,400 I guess I'll post a selfie today on the group. 16 00:01:32,520 --> 00:01:34,360 Sorry, menstruating, Karan. 17 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:38,880 Asshole. 18 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:41,680 Are you planning to settle down on the road? Start moving! 19 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:45,000 Fucking hate these stupid drivers, man! Bloody over-smart assholes! 20 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:50,720 Who abused me? Who abused me? 21 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:52,160 Come out, asshole. 22 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:54,600 God this is such a boring day, Karan. 23 00:01:54,840 --> 00:01:56,800 Handle this shit. I'll see you at college. 24 00:01:56,920 --> 00:01:58,880 - Where are you going? - What are you looking at? 25 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:00,000 Deepika's leaving. 26 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,000 - Come out. - I am your boyfriend. 27 00:02:02,120 --> 00:02:05,320 - These insensitive assholes will kill me. - Come out! 28 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:18,440 Baby, in our three months of relationships 29 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:23,120 I've kept all the tissues that you used. 30 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:25,120 Wait, I'll show you. 31 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:27,040 This one. 32 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:30,680 I used this to wipe the mayonnaise on your face. 33 00:02:31,640 --> 00:02:34,320 And I used one to get mouth freshener for you. 34 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:36,200 Hey man... 35 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:43,800 Someone's put balloons all over the college. 36 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,480 I'll take Trippy with me and blow up all the balloons. 37 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:48,520 Today was short too. 38 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:57,160 Naira, Dipti's gone why are you reading her book? 39 00:02:58,240 --> 00:02:59,560 This is my book. 40 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:04,600 "The Dog Inside You!" 41 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:06,320 I see... 42 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:12,600 So...then what breed am I? 43 00:03:12,920 --> 00:03:13,880 Pomeranian. 44 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:19,200 What's the date today, Bugs? 45 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:22,520 Date? February, why? 46 00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:27,680 Happy Valentines Day, babes. 47 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:33,560 Sorry. Sorry. 48 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:37,080 You know what, you're not a Pomeranian. 49 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:38,120 Then? 50 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:40,200 You're a street dog. 51 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:42,520 You forgot Valentine's day today. 52 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:44,360 What else will you forget tomorrow when I leave? 53 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:46,040 You'll forget to call me. 54 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:48,440 You'll forget my birthday. You'll even forget the goodnight kiss. 55 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:50,000 You'll even forget the long life. 56 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:53,240 - You know what... - What? 57 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:55,880 Forget me. 58 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:59,440 Naina, why... Naina, sorry. I forgot... 59 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:00,920 Stop it, guys. 60 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:03,080 You've turned college into lover's point. 61 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:05,680 Yes, you too... 62 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:08,800 It's okay. Don't worry. 63 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:11,560 I'll run my fingers through your hair. 64 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:17,800 Thanks, Trippy. But I'll do the same when this happens to you. 65 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:19,400 Yeah, okay. 66 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:22,440 But your brother's all set. Look. 67 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:26,440 Take a look. 68 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:31,480 He does look hot. 69 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:33,040 What? 70 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:36,600 Asshole, why would I tell you to see a guy. 71 00:04:36,840 --> 00:04:39,040 - You told me to. - Look at her. 72 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:43,800 Your brother's in love. 73 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:45,560 Good choice, Trippy. 74 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:47,560 - Isn't it? - So cute... 75 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:49,800 Who are you two ogling at secretly? 76 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:54,520 Your future sister-in-law. She's so cute. 77 00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:57,360 Does she even know that you exist? 78 00:04:57,560 --> 00:04:58,600 Obviously. 79 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:02,480 I text her every day. I am just waiting for her reply, that's all. 80 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:10,320 Tripu, why don't you find someone that likes you as well. 81 00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:18,200 There is one. She likes me a lot. 82 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,000 But I don't like her at all. 83 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:22,680 Not even a bit. 84 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:27,880 You don't believe me. Look. 85 00:05:29,880 --> 00:05:30,880 Take a look. 86 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:42,880 What the twin... they are twins! 87 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:45,000 - Yeah, so? - So? 88 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:46,960 So...can you tell them apart? 89 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:49,120 Are you two blind? 90 00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:51,640 They are so different. See... 91 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:53,480 See... 92 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:59,000 Mesmerising eyes, killer attitude, beautiful face. 93 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:02,400 She's Karishma. The miracle of nature. 94 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:04,760 And she's a curse. 95 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:06,640 She's my life hell. 96 00:06:07,160 --> 00:06:08,440 - Hi Karishma. - Hi. 97 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:10,640 - How are you? - I am fine. How are you? 98 00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:17,400 Wait a minute. 99 00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:20,960 - Wait a minute. Don't laugh. - Wait... 100 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:31,040 I know the difference between the two. 101 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:33,360 I was confused because of you two. 102 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:36,920 Of course, we saw. You can tell them apart. 103 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:39,200 So which one is Raveena? 104 00:06:40,280 --> 00:06:42,920 Do you have to take that wretch's name? 105 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:46,240 Trippy, why do you get restless hearing Raveena's name? 106 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:48,040 Listen. 107 00:06:48,280 --> 00:06:51,240 You need to seek closure so you can move on. 108 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:53,200 Are you done? 109 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:57,280 Guys, it's Valentine's Day, let's talk about something nice. 110 00:06:57,480 --> 00:07:00,080 Balls valentine's day. Bagga doesn't even remember. 111 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:04,280 And you, don't forget. Did you wish Deepika? 112 00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:05,600 No. 113 00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:10,840 Wait a minute, how could I miss this? 114 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:13,520 What's that on your face? 115 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,480 Is the mark still there? 116 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:18,880 That guy slapped me really hard. 117 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:22,000 Get some tea for everyone. 118 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:25,880 It's a sad day. 119 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:29,120 Yeah, we're having such a sad Valentine's Day. 120 00:07:29,520 --> 00:07:31,880 On that note, I'll tell you a saying. 121 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:33,840 Will you stop if you say no? 122 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:35,200 Do you think? 123 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:36,520 Then say it, asshole. 124 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:38,080 Listen... 125 00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:41,680 "I grew the fruit of love..." 126 00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:46,480 "I grew the fruit of love" 127 00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:49,240 "with only two seeds." 128 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:56,320 "One is status...and the other is hope." 129 00:07:57,360 --> 00:07:58,760 Wow... 130 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,120 Explain. 131 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:03,200 I knew it. 132 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:09,680 In the following lines, the poet wants to say even though a person is an asshole 133 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:11,480 he has only two options in life. 134 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:15,040 One is status, and the other is hope. 135 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:18,160 Hope is like Tina from 'Kuch Kuch Hota Hain'. 136 00:08:19,560 --> 00:08:22,080 And status is Anjali. 137 00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:27,760 You are right. 138 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:32,360 I think I shouldn't keep any hope with that Bagga. 139 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:35,920 Maybe he's my Anjali. 140 00:08:36,040 --> 00:08:38,880 Sissy...Tina isn't dead yet. 141 00:08:42,640 --> 00:08:43,920 Tina is alive. 142 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:47,600 You just need to awaken it. 143 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:50,120 You're right, bro. 144 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:55,160 I know that Karishma is my hope and my stature. 145 00:08:56,880 --> 00:08:59,520 But she doesn't give me any attention. 146 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:00,600 Exactly. 147 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:06,120 That's why we'll go to each other's Tina to awaken them. 148 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:12,320 We'll bring their love out. 149 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:16,320 Let's wake Tina. 150 00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:20,920 Let's wake Tina, asshole! 151 00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:24,800 Let's wake Tina! 152 00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:27,920 Let's wake Tina! 153 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:30,400 Let's wake Tina! 154 00:09:30,680 --> 00:09:33,000 Let's wake Tina! 155 00:09:33,120 --> 00:09:35,360 Let's wake Tina! 156 00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:37,600 Let's wake Tina! 157 00:09:37,920 --> 00:09:40,120 Let's wake Tina! 158 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:42,120 Let's wake... 159 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:51,480 Let's wake Tina! 160 00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:53,480 Let's wake Tina! 161 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:55,400 Let's wake... 162 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:01,880 Excuse me. 163 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:02,760 Yes. 164 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:05,040 Hi. 165 00:10:05,320 --> 00:10:05,880 Hi... 166 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:08,960 Don't get excited, okay. 167 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:13,560 I've come for a friend who loves you a lot. 168 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,120 What happened to your cheek? 169 00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:19,000 As I said, don't get excited. 170 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:23,320 Who is your friend? 171 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:25,080 Trippy. 172 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:27,920 Who is Trippy? 173 00:10:29,160 --> 00:10:33,400 He's the most famous male in college. 174 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:36,760 He's also sent a poem for you. 175 00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:38,040 Okay. 176 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:48,480 Are you... 177 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:50,360 - Ready? - Yeah... 178 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:54,480 "Make my life better" 179 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:57,080 "bring a new spring." 180 00:10:57,680 --> 00:11:00,720 "Change my world." 181 00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:03,160 "Love..." 182 00:11:04,680 --> 00:11:06,760 "You're a beautiful miracle." 183 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:12,120 "You're a dream that's become someone's reality." 184 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:23,000 "Now it's my dream to make your dreams a reality." 185 00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:25,520 I've heard this somewhere. 186 00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:27,880 As I said he's very famous. 187 00:11:28,760 --> 00:11:29,800 Nice poetry. 188 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:30,800 I know. 189 00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:38,960 Please don't take pictures. We're not together. 190 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:43,200 I've to leave somewhere, so... 191 00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:46,680 Tell him, 3 pm I am free. 192 00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:53,520 Don't get excited. 193 00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:54,520 Creep. 194 00:11:56,520 --> 00:11:57,880 Not my type. 195 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:01,120 But... 196 00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:04,320 I don't know how to regale her. 197 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:06,640 I can't think of anything other than perfumes. 198 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:09,200 Bagga, when will your friend come in use? 199 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:11,000 Exactly. When will you come in use? 200 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,800 Today. Right now. 201 00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:16,680 You know what to do. 202 00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:20,160 Naira is my best buddy. We're childhood friends. 203 00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:22,920 Then you tell me what to do. 204 00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:24,040 Come on. Tell me. 205 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,680 Calm down. Calm down. 206 00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:27,960 Don't get too excited. 207 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:32,640 Listen...Naira, Naira, Naira. 208 00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:36,280 Naira is a modern, independent female. 209 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:39,680 And what do modern, independent females like... 210 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:40,520 Sex! 211 00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:42,280 Voice, man. 212 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:43,480 It's her voice, Bagga 213 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:45,200 Voice. 214 00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:49,920 Make Naira feel that you listen to her. 215 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:52,560 You listen to her. Whether you're with her or not. 216 00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:54,240 But you listen to her. 217 00:12:57,480 --> 00:13:00,160 Hear her out. Hear her out, Bagga. 218 00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:04,080 I got it. I got a gift idea, bro. 219 00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:08,480 Wait here. I'll go get a gift for her, bro. 220 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:11,160 Gift, bro. Mention now. 221 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:14,040 Sissy. 222 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:21,920 Hi...you're here too. 223 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:24,520 What a small world, nah? 224 00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:27,200 We're in the same college, dude. 225 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:28,680 Okay... 226 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:31,080 But isn't it great that we met here? 227 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:35,000 I always wonder that we don't spend any time together. 228 00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:37,200 After all, you're my best friend's girlfriend. 229 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:40,680 We never spend time alone, Naira. Never! 230 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:41,800 Yeah... 231 00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:43,880 But like we should, you know. 232 00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:46,040 Like a girl style... 233 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:49,480 So tell me what's up. 234 00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:56,440 Okay, fine. I'll tell you. 235 00:13:57,280 --> 00:14:00,680 Man, I am feeling so romantic today. 236 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:05,400 I want to spend the entire Valentine's Day with Bugs. 237 00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:08,680 You know, talk to him, pamper him... 238 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:11,160 Are you menstruating too, Naira? 239 00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:13,120 No, not today. 240 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,800 But try to understand, Deepika. 241 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:19,320 Bugs and I are a couple, okay. 242 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:22,840 So as his girlfriend I don't do these things for him. 243 00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:27,480 If I don't reciprocate his efforts, then what right do I have to be with him? 244 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:30,920 He won't do everything. 245 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:35,320 Makes sense. 246 00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:36,840 Doesn't it. 247 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:43,240 I think you're right, Naira. Thanks a lot. 248 00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:47,720 Bloody witch. 249 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:57,480 Guys. The job's done! 250 00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:00,800 This happens every year. 251 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:02,320 Look, he's here. 252 00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:11,720 It's time for you to go. 253 00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:15,960 Excuse me, I want to talk to her. 254 00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:18,920 Ohh...okay, sure. 255 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:19,880 Bye. 256 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,080 Bye. Happy Valentine's Day. 257 00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:24,080 Thank you. 258 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:28,840 Hi... 259 00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:29,720 Hi. 260 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:33,680 Hello. 261 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,160 Hi. 262 00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:37,880 Greetings... 263 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:44,800 I wanted to say how did you get convinced so easily? 264 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:47,920 Your friend read out your poem to me. 265 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:50,000 You mean "I am a flying robot". 266 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:53,160 No, not that one. The one you wrote for me. 267 00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:55,120 "Make my life better." 268 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:58,080 How can I forget? It was such a nice piece of poetry. 269 00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:00,960 So your friend said you like me. 270 00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:02,640 Like? 271 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:06,120 No, no, no! I love you. 272 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:10,680 There's no one better than you in Delhi, let alone this college. 273 00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:17,160 You know, I even imagine my future with you. 274 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:19,440 Ohh, you're so romantic. 275 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,480 And poetic. 276 00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:25,240 By the way, before we move ahead, Trippy... 277 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:27,080 I mean, if you don't mind me asking... 278 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:28,280 No, no, please. 279 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:31,400 You had a girlfriend earlier, didn't you? 280 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:37,720 Yes. 281 00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:45,560 But we broke up. I am over her now. 282 00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:46,920 No hard feelings. 283 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:50,280 Now isn't this a coincidence? Even her name was Raveena. 284 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:53,440 Even her name was Raveena... 285 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:54,920 What happened? 286 00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:04,200 Phone's ringing... it's mine. 287 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:08,400 Oh my, God. It's an international call. 288 00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:10,040 It's very important. I'll be right back. 289 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:11,800 - Let's finish this conversation... - It's an international call. 290 00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:13,920 - It's expensive...- Is it that important? - I'll be right back. 291 00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:16,280 Karan, you asshole! You're dead. 292 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:21,800 Bugs, why did you bring me out here? 293 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:23,880 I am getting late for class. 294 00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:26,360 Naira, I am sorry baby. 295 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:28,920 I admit I made a mistake. 296 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:31,920 But I've realised that I made a mistake. 297 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:35,000 But now...I understand you. 298 00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:38,680 You modern, independent, woman. 299 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:47,960 I want to make you realise that I listen to you. 300 00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:50,600 Whether you're with me or not. 301 00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:52,960 I'll always listen to you. 302 00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:55,080 That's why I got you a gift. 303 00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:01,720 Gift? 304 00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:02,680 Huh? 305 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:03,800 Gift? 306 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:06,280 That gift's for you, Naira. 307 00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:09,880 Naira. Naira. Naira. 308 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,760 What's the most important thing for you? 309 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:14,720 Your voice, Naira. Your voice. 310 00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:18,360 And now your voice's going to stay with me on every ride. 311 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:19,400 Ready? 312 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:21,760 "So Sexy Bugs" 313 00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:23,600 "So Sexy Bugs" 314 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:27,840 Do you hear that? It sounds just like you. 315 00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:30,400 Is that my Valentine's gift? 316 00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:33,040 Didn't that drive you crazy? 317 00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:34,840 "So Sexy Bugs" 318 00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:37,680 Try it yourself. It's fun. 319 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:40,920 I turned your voice note into my car horn. What a boyfriend, huh! 320 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:44,480 What a fuckedup boyfriend with a fuckedup idea! 321 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:47,000 Never call me again. 322 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:51,240 And listen...that's all you're gonna get now. 323 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:54,880 - Listen, Naira, sorry. - How are you, man? 324 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,720 Great, bro. 325 00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:58,560 Trippy, you asshole. 326 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,400 Pick up the phone. 327 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:03,480 Trippy. Listen to me. 328 00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:06,520 What shitty idea did you get Bagga? 329 00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:09,400 I tried. But it's not my fault that your boyfriend's an asshole. 330 00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:11,040 Look, I am already pretty tensed. 331 00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:13,280 Karan said I love you to the wrong twin sister. 332 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:18,760 Oh shit! Of course, even he couldn't tell them apart like you. 333 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:20,200 Are you done? 334 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:22,320 I'll have to go and embarrass myself. 335 00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:24,640 That asshole isn't even picking up my phone. You try calling him. 336 00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:25,880 How will he answer his phone? 337 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,440 I've done my task. Everything is sorted. 338 00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:29,200 Meaning? 339 00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:30,840 Meaning I spoke with Deepika. 340 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:32,440 But I'll call him just in case. 341 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:35,480 Karan... 342 00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:41,320 We need to talk. 343 00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:43,080 Sure. 344 00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:44,760 Tell me... 345 00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:46,880 I spoke with Naira. 346 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,400 I see... that's great. 347 00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:54,800 And I realised that a girlfriend should feel the love of her boyfriend 348 00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:56,200 and make him feel the same. 349 00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:02,200 I am glad you're saying this and 350 00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:06,480 there's no need to feel sorry. 351 00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:08,280 It's okay. 352 00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:13,440 A. I never feel sorry, B. It is not okay. 353 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:16,480 C. I don't feel any love for you, Karan and D. I think we should break up. 354 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,200 There is some misunderstanding... Deepika 355 00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:34,560 Sorry. 356 00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:39,840 Hi, again. 357 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:40,760 Hi! 358 00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:43,560 Actually, that was the international publishers calling, you know. 359 00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:44,960 For my poetry and all. 360 00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:46,560 - That's awesome. - Yeah. 361 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:54,520 I want to tell you something. 362 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,040 Go ahead. 363 00:20:57,760 --> 00:21:00,400 Actually, there's been a misunderstanding between us. 364 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:03,560 I feel your sister's cuter. 365 00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:05,520 But we look the same. 366 00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:07,880 Same, exactly. 367 00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:11,440 But I like her nature better. 368 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:13,960 I like her vibe more. 369 00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:16,960 I told you Karishma, he loves me. 370 00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:18,760 Karishma. 371 00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:21,120 Yes, brother-in-law. Sister was telling me about you. 372 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:22,920 You two will look so cute as a couple. 373 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:26,280 My dear Valentine, I was looking all over for you. 374 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:28,320 What was so important? 375 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:31,160 Wait a second. What's going on here? 376 00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:33,080 This is too much confusion. 377 00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:36,200 - I like Karishma. - What? 378 00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:38,880 But you just said that you think I'm cuter. 379 00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:42,040 But I didn't know your name. 380 00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:45,160 Do you fall in love with the name? You're so shallow. 381 00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:47,040 No, I am not shallow... 382 00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:49,440 How do I say this... 383 00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:53,680 I cannot date whoever is Raveena between you two. 384 00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:55,120 Why? 385 00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:58,480 I don't know. 386 00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:02,200 Pervert! Come, sis, let's stay away from this cheap guy. 387 00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:04,320 Are you calling me, cheap? 388 00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:05,080 Yes. 389 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:10,240 I lost her too. 390 00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:14,280 Trippy. Trippy. Trippy. 391 00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:17,680 Why don't you accept that you haven't moved on yet? 392 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:22,600 You know what, how do you know if I've moved on or not? 393 00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:23,880 Look... 394 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:25,720 Look at that. 395 00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:28,600 Deepika, there's some miscommunication... 396 00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:33,520 Deepika, there's been some miscommunication... 397 00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:35,880 Let's settle this. Deepika, there's some miscommunication... 398 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,400 Why are you apologising to me, Karan? It is okay. 399 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:39,960 You don't have to apologise for anything. 400 00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:42,800 Then let's talk. What is the problem... 401 00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:45,480 The problem is that you're right. I don't show you enough love. 402 00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:48,520 And hence there's no reason we should stay together, Karan. 403 00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:52,960 But...we can't break up today. It's Valentine's Day. 404 00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:55,040 We should be together... 405 00:22:56,280 --> 00:23:00,000 I don't care. And if you think that's the reason we should stay together... 406 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,040 Hold on! 407 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:04,920 Let's talk and sort this out... 408 00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:06,960 You fly, hover over here. 409 00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:15,000 Did you call me? 410 00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:16,440 Are you single? 411 00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:18,560 I don't give a fuck. I am sure you are. 412 00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:20,480 Meet him. My new boyfriend. 413 00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:21,840 Me? 414 00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:30,040 You're going to dump me for this asshole. 415 00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:32,240 Don't take any offence... 416 00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:34,480 It's okay, Karan. You can say anything you want today. Go ahead. 417 00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:37,320 I am done being pressurised by you, Karan 418 00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:40,440 to feel the love for you when I just don't. 419 00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:43,040 At least this asshole 420 00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:46,800 won't give me shitty guilt trip like you didn't run your fingers through my hair. 421 00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:53,120 At least this asshole won't let me feel like a bad person, Karan. 422 00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:01,160 I hope he makes you happy. 423 00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:03,000 Duh, of course, he will. Goodbye, Karan. 424 00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:04,960 Deepika. 425 00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:09,000 If we're gonna kiss, should I... 426 00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:12,480 You're just gonna lose your virginity by just walking with me 427 00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:14,800 so shut up and walk. 428 00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:21,400 Tina is dead. 429 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,920 Anjali. Where is she? 430 00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:26,120 Anjali! 431 00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:28,600 I am screwed. And it's too much. 432 00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:30,280 I hope no one was watching. 433 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:39,960 "So Sexy Bugs" 434 00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:47,520 - Naira. - What is it, Bugs? 435 00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:49,680 Sorry, man. At least listen to me, Naira. 436 00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:51,800 Bugs, I am getting late. I've to go home. 437 00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:55,440 Naira, it'll just take a minute. Just hear me out. 438 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:00,960 Sorry, Naira. 439 00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:05,320 You're absolutely right. 440 00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:07,480 Yes...I am a dog. 441 00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:11,600 But you got my breed mixed up. 442 00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:13,080 What? 443 00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:20,160 I mean I love you like that small 'lababdar', you know... 444 00:25:20,360 --> 00:25:21,840 It's a Labrador. 445 00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:24,320 Whatever it is. Just wait a second. 446 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:37,520 Oh my, God. 447 00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:41,080 - Thank you, Bugs. - Wait a second. 448 00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:42,600 Okay. 449 00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:44,480 It's not over yet. 450 00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:47,480 It's Valentine's day. Wait a second. 451 00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:51,480 Bagga... 452 00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:00,400 Oh my god. 453 00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:02,920 Oh my god. 454 00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:05,240 Hi...you're so cute. 455 00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:07,760 Even his name is Bagga. 456 00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:10,360 Since you're leaving. 457 00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:14,280 Whenever you miss me, you can play with Bugs here. 458 00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:17,400 Since when did you become so thoughtful? 459 00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:19,600 You're gonna make me cry. 460 00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:21,040 Wait a second. He's right. 461 00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:23,240 Wait a second. It's not over yet. 462 00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:25,360 Karan. 463 00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:26,600 Go on. 464 00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:29,000 In fact, just pee on that Bagga. 465 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:34,640 Deepika. 466 00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:38,480 Trippy. 467 00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:43,160 My child. 468 00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:44,680 Hi, dogs. 469 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:50,280 You're going to miss all of us, of course. 470 00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:52,120 So we should be there with you. 471 00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:07,760 You're so cute. 472 00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:10,520 But how am I going to take them along? 473 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:12,920 We'll go along. I'll drop you home. 474 00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:14,880 You and I will sit in the front, and they will sit in the back. 475 00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:16,040 It'll be a great road trip as well. 476 00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:17,760 Of course, we'll take you along. 477 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:19,760 - Bugs, are you crazy? - Why? 478 00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:21,760 Will we take a road trip all the way to America?