Done!
Naira, Your New York style eggs are ready.
Wow, how excited you are!
Same thing. Isn't this what you eat daily?
And your Maggie and omelet is ready as well.
I might have wasted 12 eggs, but finally this is perfection.
So give it to eat.
Someone make them quiet.
You go ahead, dude. Here, make maggi at home.
You can make maggi at home. Come on, leave.
Do you remember the trip to Paratha Gali?
And you fed me 5 paneer parathas saying just take a bite.
Please don't count.
You feeding me was a different charm.
But this is also fine, no problem.
We are still enjoying.
Okay, do anything. Follow what I say.
Take your egg and bread. close your eyes.
Just imagine I'm there with you.
I'm slowly coming close to you.
You're opening your mouth and I say,
take a bite, take a bite.
Can you feel it?
No, dude.
Again?
"Love returns!"
Guys I know Bagga is not feeling it.
Infact...
Brother Chintu told me he watches a lot of porn.
So? It's quite normal to watch porn in long distance.
What else can he do?
What do you do to enjoy?
Vibration, brother.
Vibrator?
Yes.
It was in the background I noticed on video call.
This means she...
She is not feeling it.
She must have felt it during the last couple dance.
What couple dance?
Without holding her hand...
Without our hands around our necks...
Without looking in her eyes...
Without seeing that gorgeous smile.
-Naira's scent... -Bagga's magic...
Didn't feel it, man.
I know there is a dry spell but
with Bugs, it is not about sex
Correct!
Sex and dance without feeling just doesn't workout.
Big talk from a Virgin, right?
I'm not a virgin.
Monty Manmadan.
11th class, firmly.
Sister Naira, do you fake it?
Bro, please suggest, dude.
-What? -What should I do?
Even if I tell you, you can't do it.
Not everyone's like me, dude.
Excuse me, ma'am. What's the time?
Oh you, show-off!
I can't do it?
I could see all this drama of yours.
Talking with and chasing people, giving missed calls.
Where are these girls?
-Softly... -Where are these ladies?
Look to your right, your left.
On top,
how many ladies do you see?
But bro, I can't find a lady,
for an old-school romance, man!
Ride my bike to the college with her sticking to me.
To post selfies, to have a whole milk tea.
Someone who would respect me and Mohini.
Aunt or the bike?
Both, man.
-Feelings, dude, feelings. -Feelings are bullshit.
I thought I would feel for Karan.
But then I fell for that gorgeous sex educator.
But then I get stripy,
Deepika, I really think
you should patch up with Karan.
Naira ma'am, can't hear you.
Let her talk.
Karan doesn't know, you shifted here for him.
And he has no idea you are dying to date him.
-And I... -Yeah, I think I should.
No, no, I'll propose, today!
You don't have a problem, right Deepu ma'am?
Deepika!
Karan and I are over.
Sure?
Ask me one more time and I'll kiss Karan so hard in front of you.
Do you want that?
So Deepi, listen, my advice to you is,
you should do a grand romantic gesture for Karan.
Like this, Bugs sent it over last week.
But ma'am, these flowers have dried.
Need to think of something else.
Okay, I have class to attend. I'll speak to you later.
Bye.
Dumbfuck!
What do you think brother, Jaspinder Narula is in this class?
How would I know, brother?
Brother, you should know that.
-Hi brother. -Hey Lilli?
Pervert!
Oh man!
Such an uncouth man! Your underwear's are all over the college.
Underwear, this is Deepika's, brother!
Will you frame it?
I found it while emptying the house. I brought it to return.
Roaming with underwear in college!
First, I can't find a roommate.
Girls are calling me a pervert.
Without a third roommate, you can wave independent life goodbye.
Due to this Trippy,
I'll lose my deposit too.
Don't take his name.
-Idiot. -Why are you so stressed, man?
You get stressed so easily. Look at this.
I put up an Instagram ad and just look at the messages.
We are set for not just roommate, but house warming.
Who knows, Insta might send me a blue tick as well.
It sure will. Anyway, Naira is calling.
My girlfriend, I'll pick!
You better handle underwear with this finger.
Yeah dear.
Bugs do you know that, some couple have massages together.
No Naira, it wasn't me but brother Dimpy.
-I was standing outside. -No, no listen.
I'm saying that we
should take massage together.
Yeah, sure, why not?
But how? Wireless? Intercontinental?
We'll coordinate and manage.
It will be night for you and morning for me.
And then we'll be online together.
Very nice. Awesome idea!
I love you, bugs.
Love you, Naira.
There's a little change in the plans.
What?
If you do this for me, I'll find a roommate.
But what?
Brother,
me and Naira want the couple massage...
What? What?
Crystal clear, brother.
-All clear? -Absolutely.
Excellent.
-Of course, brother. -Do get it done.
Don't even bore me with your explanation.
Focus on your assignment. I'll fix it for you.
Thank you.
Because all you need is a...
Happy Ending.
Be it Thai or Swedish massage, of course a Russian will complete it.
And yes,
brother's girlfriend will be watching online.
What?
You pervert. Do you want the booking or not?
-Send me the booking quick. -So brother.
Is it done?
Is your work done?
-But... -Come on.
Oh wow!
What have you done, brother?
-See this! -Sorted, brother.
Yeah, she is in your city only.
Yep, I need a happy ending, fucking sure!
Of course I'll pay you extra. What the fuck!
Cool. Mail me the pictures, I will ...
God Damn it, not again.
What the fuck, you creep!
What the hell are you doing?
Just checking my focus on you.
My phone gone off. I need to use yours, password?
Please?
My phone got off, password please?
Alright, you owe me a please.
Move.
I'll get you the deposit, but you let this month's rent be due.
You want it as credit?
Why just take credit? Take my ass, man.
I played during 6 to 8 in the morning.
Drums... wanna join?
Just fuck off, dude.
Can I see a horoscope?
What happened was my horoscope did not match with my last roommate.
I'll beat your horoscopes out of you. Get lost.
Monday, Wednesday and Friday night in your room.
And the other days with my second roommate, I can't sleep alone.
Buddy, how big your body is, it doesn't seem fair for you to be afraid.
Get lost!
I'm not here for any roommate thing but will you take some stuff for Rs. 50?
Go to a rehabilitation center.
-Have some for Rs. 40. -I don't want any, just get lost.
Damn it!
I am a nudist and I stay nude during the weekends in home.
You wanna join?
Get lost, please!
Alina? No...
Olga, Mila, Anastasia!
-What is this? -Hi sir!
Sir, I got this fortune cookie for you.
Sir, please look at it once. I mean...
Please have it, I mean...
Just get lost from here, Vyakaran.
I'll give this man a job and you're distracting him.
-Get going. It's time to go home. -Wait.
-Just get going. -Brother, you...
Sir...
Child, your mom is waiting for you with your milk. Go on.
Have you studied in Hindi medium?
Yes.
It seemed so as well, brother.
You called her Vyakaran.
Forget about all of that. Did you finish the job or not?
I'm doing the job, man.
When the job is over...
-Brother! -Eat it then.
We have been working since morning and he's the one munching on biscuits.
Damn...
This biscuit has plastic in it.
Americano, no sugar.
I had a feeling you like GnT, but we don't get it here.
See the reason I was looking at you is because I do portrait photography.
I'm Harry, Harman Singh Khanna.
And you are?
Your mother.
I'll call you focus girl.
I'm new to the campus, by the way.
I'm an army kid, so
I've lived across the country
and I had a feeling that I should ask you out.
Too many words. Why do you talk so much?
I love to talk.
Why are you so quiet?
What the fuck?
I reset it and made it work.
Thanks?
Fine, you owe me a thanks as well.
See you later.
This is not that audition, brother. Just fuck off.
Your job is done, Bagga.
Fucker!
Be stuck with this.
I'm coming.
Deepika ma'am?
-Deepika ma'am? -What did he say?
I don't know.
Bagga sir interrupted us. He was very busy and didn't let me finish.
Come with me.
Okay, I'll come.
What the fuck!
You...
When you are around, I just can't chill, so presenting my bullshit...
Can I get the chance to date you?
Yes, no or maybe. No wonder he didn't respond.
Isn't no response is also a response, Deepu ma'am.
Maybe Karan sir and I are just better off as friends.
Should I speak with Trippy?
Don't even!
Trippy is a fucker.
Till last minute, I was after him to focus on studies,
but he failed due to Raveena!
So what if he failed?
When his dad blamed all of us,
he just took it silently.
And that fucker,
ran away from college.
I'll choose death over living with him.
Just accept is not part of our life.
Infact, I say,
delete the whatsapp group.
Two people can't make a group.
Karan, please help, brother.
I don't help traitors.
You deserve this.
First, get a roommate and then come to me.
Who knows why we refused Tota? Something better than nothing.
He would have glowed in the dark.
He said, he'll roam around naked.
That's how you want to start your morning?
Listen,
beggars can't be choosers.
Rent is gone.
can't even see my deposit back.
Who knows what will happen?
Sit in the front.
Such a girl!
Hi Sir, I'm Harry, an army kid.
Lived all across the country, just looking for some stability.
-Don't give me a dirty sign. -Hindi please.
Sir,
Sir, I want to be your flat mate.
I live with a family friend now, so...
-You get the smallest room. -Done, sir.
Come...
Rent and deposit in advance.
-Absolutely done. -Very...
-Only girls of our choice can enter. -Done sir, absolutely.
You'll wash Mohini.
Stop it man, you too!
Let me tell you about Mohini, come inside.
-From here, okay sir? -Awesome, you are the roommate.
Hold this, the handle.
"With a rhythm in heart ours,"
"we dance on our own tunes."
"With a rhythm in heart ours,"
"we dance on our own tunes."
"Moments are rainbow, yellow, blue."
"We'll drench in this, come with me."
"The life is now, now... "
"all brand-new!"
"The life is now, now... "
"all brand-new!"
"This stupid heart jumping on the ground,"
"tumbles, jumps and tumbles again."
"This stupid heart jumping on the ground,"
"tumbles, jumps and tumbles again."
"Moments drenched in fun,"
"he says, life is full of care."
"No care, whether life is hell here,"
"All the problems have one solution... "
"Live every moment, forget the past."
"The life is now, now... "
"all brand-new!"
"The life is now, now"
"all brand-new!"
Hi Bugs.
Hello.
I'm really looking forward to our couples massage.
Me too!
But just
it's new, so I'm a bit anxious.
No problem. I think we should just go with the flow.
Just...
Feel it and enjoy,
Feel and enjoy!
Go.
You too.
Your masseuse must be there too.
See you.
Are you mad?
Semolina.
And until I stop you...
We even have the same color.
-Matching! -White.
Hi, my name is Pablo.
You can call me Pablo.
Very hot!
Bugs, are you okay?
We can cancel.
No, I am fine.
His abs scared me, otherwise I'm fine.
-Are you fine? -Yeah, I'm fine...
Hi, I'm Tatyana.
I'm fine.
Should we cancel?
No problem.
Okay?
Let's do it.
Do it, do it.
Let's do it.
Oh fuck!
What nonsense.
Bathroom?
No bathroom.
Happy ending.
Happy ending? No, what happy ending.
Did you talk of happy ending?
If you want it,
No, but I'll do it for you.
If you want it, I have no problem either.
Okay, we'll do it. So what?
Do it then.
Spicy!
I'm a fool who couldn't see you are so cool!"
We will chill together, and eat kebabs.
And this is my reply to your proposal.
What?
Golgappa was spicy.
"Shattering my heart in pieces, she walks away smiling."
"At least tell me this,"
"who would we even live for... "
-No happy ending. Bugs, I... -No happy ending, no.
I don't want to do.
Sister, first close your zip.
Brother, go, please.
What is stop called in Russian?
-Vodka! -I'm calling you brother.
Just go, brother! You are not getting it.
Just go, leave. Don't touch me.
You go to where you are being called.
Brother, I have my man.
No, just leave, just leave!
-Please go outside. -Just go outside.
Did you want a happy ending?
That is why you called that man.
I didn't, Deepika booked him.
What?
And your girl knew about happy ending too?
You must have told her, right?
But I didn't book, Karan did. No idea what he said.
Your man new about happy ending.
This means you...
Where did you get this disastrous idea from?
You are watching porn continuously.
What?
And if the idea is so bad, why did you agree?
Because you're doing vibration constantly.
And my laptop is not with me.
That is all on brother, Dimpy. He's gone crazy after his divorce.
And don't you lie.
See, the vibrator is still there, the white one, in the back.
-This? -Yes,.
This is electric toothbrush, Bugs. See this.
Here.
Don't digress, I saw you enjoying that Tatyana.
Me? Enjoying?
-Yes, -I was having fun?
If I wanted that, I wouldn't have stopped.
Who am I doing all this nonsense for?
To not hurt your feelings.
So that you feel something? And what are you doing?
I am making effort so you could feel something.
And what am I not doing?
This is impacting my classes.
No fixed schedule. I don't even know the time zone.
I don't have any friends. I don't even know their names.
But I'm still working to make this relationship work.
So that you'll feel something, but isn't that enough?
I'm working for our relationship too. Ain't I?
Or are only your efforts counted?
Haven't I been eating those European eggs or not?
The first one upset my stomach, but I didn't say anything.
I don't like those eggs.
The sleep cycle is totally messed up,
don't even know the time. My brain is giving up.
With these dark circles, my dad said, who knows which call center you're at?
My friends blame me for not giving them time.
The one I am spending time with doesn't feel it enough.
And I just don't have any time for me.
Sometimes I really feel we are just talking,
to keep up this widely-praised relationship we have.
Not because we truly need it.
But I'm still putting in my efforts day and night.
To not hurt your feelings.
You need feelings to be hurt.
I'm not feeling anything.
Even I don't feel anything, Naira.
If we drag it to a slow breakup,
we won't even talk!
We started lying to each other about our feelings.
I can't do this.
Me neither
"In these drizzling rains,"
"there is something new."
"These smiling lips hold a secret new."
"New roads we walk on,"
"destination unknown."
"The mild aroma, with a magic wild!"
"Hopes springing anew,"
"Today they will fly."
"The breeze signings,"
"it says there's something new."
"You are the reason I hum."
"The source of all aromas good."
"Smiling needlessly, for something silly."
"You are the reason I hum."
"The source of all aromas good."
"Smiling needlessly, for something silly."