No, no, no. Hello? Hello?
Please don't start any trouble before the trip.
She is not that pretty.
Karan.
You guys know that already.
Kasauli is for Astronomy.
Did he get hurt?
I am sure he did.
Can I get that?
Snap!
Damn Cobra.
Just look at her attitude.
She thinks she can flip us off?
Sit down.
Deepika is not a cheater.
-That's right. -Please.
Harry and I were pursuing her.
And we told her to keep it a secret.
You're judging her for no reason you grandma.
-Really? -Yep.
Can I tell you something?
Love is not about taking, it's all about giving.
Means,
we shouldn't be selfish guys.
But honestly can I tell you guys something?
I am tired of these seniors.
Tell me about it.
Let them go on their trip to Kasauli.
And what about us?
And we will go on our trip!
No more seniors and their stupid fights.
But listen DP.
You have to keep this a secret.
-Yeah. -Okay? Look at me.
But I am the best secret keeper.
Do you guys know,
I have never told anyone who I saw kissing in our room.
-Who? -Who?
That's what I never told anyone.
Hey.
Out! Now.
If you don't listen to me then
I will stay by your side the whole day.
You're the windshield and I am the wiper.
Were you born to irritate me Dhatra-motherfucking-Priya.
Just tell me that. Were you born to irritate me you bloody psycho?
Sorry Deepu ma'am.
Sorry I called you a cheater.
Harry and Raavie told me the truth.
Sorry...
Aw...
Get out...
So you forgave me?
I can see it in your eyes.
What? What is it? What? Talk?
Harry, Raavie and I are going on a camping trip.
Will you come with us. It will be a lot of fun.
It's a top secret camping trip.
No one else is coming. Take a look.
Don't waste my time and energy I am not coming on your trip!
Leave!
I was just asking. Sorry.
Oh God I broke my pinky promise.
This is great.
They made such a big music room.
Such a waste of money. They should have spent it on the gym instead.
That's true.
-What is this? -This is a Saxophone.
Cheap guy. My sister is sitting here and he is talking about sex.
Look Harry, don't move to a PG.
Look for new roommates.
There is still time before we move out.
No sir, a PG is fine.
Not every roommate can be like you and Bagga sir.
That's true.
I mean...
there is a limit to how much shit someone can take.
It's time to play pool with Harry's face I guess.
Sir, sir, sir. Sorry sir. Sorry.
I am not into that bro.
Sir, it's vibrating. Please pick up my phone.
So I am sure you're enjoying that.
Hey.
Someone is calling you. I answered it.
Sorry guys.
I made a mistake and
broke our pinky promise.
I accidentally told Deepika ma'am about our top secret camping trip
and I even invited her.
Stop making faces.
It's fine.
Deepika ma'am refused.
Our top secret is still safe.
I just felt guilty but now I feel much better.
Okay bye.
Okay, okay, okay.
Cool, cool, cool.
That's great.
That's fantastic guys.
Bagga and Naira are biting each other.
Karan and Bagga are doing the same.
Karan and DP's relationship is poisonous.
And your relationship with Bagga is semi-poisonous.
There is only one way to save this trip.
All of these snakes...
means, these seniors,
need to be stopped.
He... Hello?
Hello? I can't hear you.
Hello?
Sir, when we are out in the wild
you won't have a signal or any internet.
You will miss all your important conversations sir.
That was not an important call he was being too clingy.
It's a good thing, no phones, no internet and no clingy people.
No more online toxic updates from Naira and Bagga.
What can be better than that?
Pooping and peeing.
They do everything next to their tents out there.
And the smell?
Oh my God.
It's fine, after getting drunk you can't smell anything.
Besides, it's still better than Bagga and Karan's shitty presence.
Did you get hit by lightning as a kid?
You get scared so easily Bagga sir.
Out in the jungle...
with the real ghosts...
what will you do then?
There are real ghosts in the jungle?
Of course.
Haven't you seen any movies?
Ghost, ghouls, spirits and vampires.
Get lost crazy woman!
I will get spiritual protection and I will be fine.
Besides ghosts and ghouls are much better than Karan and Naira.
I hate coming to college.
Bagga sir?
Sir, when people go camping they get drunk
and often end up making passionate mistakes.
Make sure that you don't...
make a mistake.
Hey you.
I will turn this deo into perfume and make you piss it out.
If you make any passionate mistakes with DP.
Naira? I mean Naira sis.
You know, what if after drinking and smoking up in the jungle...
Who knows what you might do with whom?
You and DP will be drinking in the tent and then--
No, no, no.
Not that I have a problem, I mean...
You do you sis. Just don't tell me about it.
Sis!
Naira!
Hey, tell him to squeeze a lemon on this.
When you go into a girl's tent
high on drugs and alcohol.
Who knows what you might do?
Hey you cheap woman.
You haven't broken up with Karan yet
for you to go into a tent and eat watermelon with Harry.
When did I do that?
I will call him and tell him right now.
-Should I? -No, no, sorry Bagga sir.
Please come on the trip with us.
I don't want your melon.
I agree sir.
You should come with us.
In the romantic Kasauli weather
Bagga and Naira will patch up and enjoy this trip.
You might be missing in the final year photo but that's fine.
I mean, it's so easy for Karan and Bagga.
They're boys. They will go up the mountain
and get drunk and forget everything.
Karan and Bagga will enjoy themselves.
But you will be left all alone.
It's so amazing.
Karan and Naira are like the wires of an earphone.
Means, no matter how much you try they always end up entagled.
Those two will definitely enjoy the college trip.
You can do it next year.
But isn't it your last year?
Yes... it is... my last year...
It's not like those idiots will be going to the college trip alone.
And they want me to stay here?
Do they think I am crazy?
Yes!
-Yes! Yes! -Yes, yes, yes.
Yes.
-Yes! -Yes!
Dhatrapriya, did you pack the parathas?
-We are not going to Haridwar-- -Aloo puri.
Oh my God.
-Time to slay-- -Hi.
Oh.
I am coming with you guys.
No way.
Who invited him?
Sorry...
Who will sit in the middle?
Raavie can do it.
Come out. Take your time.
Which way?
Harry?
Go lead the way.
You want me to lead?
Guys it's very simple. Just follow Harry.
Do you need help DP?
I came here with my mom when I was a kid.
-Here? -Who has the iced tea?
Naira ma'am has it.
I am hungry.
Should I feed you?
Harman, where the hell are we you idiot?
Should I go up now?
Dumbass.
No, no, no!
Shit.
Pictures for representation purpose only.
Guys, were your ancestors vampires?
Stop staring at me, looks like you really did plan on killing us.
Wait a second. What is wrong?
-Why are you blaming them? -Exactly.
How could they have known that
this place would be as horrifying as their faces.
Thank you. What?
Exactly.
Why did you guys take so long to get here?
Naira, did you invite him?
Yes, I have lost my mind.
Oh man!
Do you know how long I have been waiting here?
There is no signal here.
It's like all the animals decided to shit in a single row.
There is shit everywhere you go.
And why did you bring these blood sucking vampires along?
The location for this trip was already horrible
but now you guys have ruined the mood too.
-Thank you. Thank you guys. -I didn't do anything. He ruins the mood.
-Traitor. -I will slap you back to your senses.
Enough!
Enough.
That's enough out of all of you.
You are all so irritating and you Bagga sir!
You are the real vampire.
You would rather suck out our blood instead of asking us how we are.
You never offered to help us.
You will stand next to Naira but you won't settle your argument.
But you will take it out on us.
Don't hide your face now.
You have more than enough attitude to match his!
Harry and Raavie?
They have both been trying so hard
to win you over again.
To be friends with you again.
But no.
You grouchy woman.
You! Here!
You can order me around
but you can't even talk to DP?
That's right! She does so much for you.
But you can't even apologize?
Useless!
If you don't want to solve your internal disputes then don't.
Fine children.
But please don't add on to our problems!
Just stop it.
Karan!
Sir.
Can you clean up a bit around here. Please.
Bagga! Naira!
Sis.
Go and put up the tents. Take him with you.
Deepika ma'am!
-Bitch! -Ma'am. I said ma'am.
Calm down...
Please start a fire and cook something on it. Please.
Don't we fight a lot these days?
That's because we know each other too well by now.
You could have told me if you didn't want to get engaged.
I want to. Why...
Just not right now.
We are still kids.
Sorry.
Did you know...
for a while now
my life has been very sorted.
Because of you.
Deepika...
I am really sorry.
DP called you a cheater because of us.
Yeah.
Me too.
Sometimes it feels like
you understand everything without ever having to say it.
But sometimes it feels like no matter what I say,
you just don't understand.
This is all Chachi's fault.
Ever since I came back from the US
I wanted to slowly figure everything out.
But she has put so much pressure on me
that I feel anxious even when I think about giving the entrance test.
I came to you
because I thought no matter what others say, you will motivate me.
But what did you do?
You started talking about getting engaged.
Sorry...
I yelled at you in front of everyone.
No... why are you apologizing?
I should have pushed you. Motivated you.
But what did I do?
You're right.
I made it worse
by talking about getting engaged.
That day...
Deepika said quite a lot to you.
But I don't feel that way at all.
I wanted to tell you the truth about my marks
on that very night.
Then why didn't you tell me?
Because things were changing.
And I didn't know what to do.
And you told me about Aryaveer.
Aryaveer who?
Hansu's boyfriend?
The one who is studying in London.
I saw that I got bad marks...
I thought that since I had bad marks
you couldn't show off anymore.
I don't care about Aryaveer.
Or what he is doing with his life.
I care about what you are doing with your life.
But we...
are unable to understand you Deepika.
You guys, decide on your own to date me
and then fight like dogs. Like legit dogs.
And what were you doing today?
Raavie will sit in the middle.
Ooh, Harry will show you the way.
Passing me to each other like I am a bloody... last doob.
You take it. No, you have it.
Where is my choice?
What is your choice?
Yeah.
What do you want?
Who do you want?
I don't know. Like, look at you both.
You people are such stunning people!
I don't know, like... Just stop asking me such questions.
Just give me 30 days.
30 days?
It's fine.
Take your time. Really.
You know what Naira?
I swear whenever I look at you
I can hear the wedding band playing.
Honestly.
I hear wedding music.
You... you should scold me.
And then reject me.
Okay.
And you're afraid of the entrance test?
You can do whatever you want in life you fool.
Anything at all.
You can kill it at the entrance. Even if you decide to do nothing
you will be phenomenal at doing nothing.
If the real proposal sucks this much
then I can also break your head.
Don't break my head. Put your head down.
And the pressure and burden that I might have put on you
I only did that because
I really think
that you can do so well.
And you will.
Just watch.
One very interesting question.
What cheesy film did you watch to make you pass me around?
I am sure you guys didn't discuss it.
Love is not about taking, it's all about giving.
Stop hanging out with DP! Oh my God that woman is a mess.
Screwing up with your heads.
Who is DP?
Love that.
By the way Naira,
you know...
since the tent is up already.
I heard that closing their zips makes them soundproof.
Let's go, there is a fire burning there.
There is a fire burning in me too.
Let's go.
What's up?
You're getting too ripped.
Shut up Karan.
Listen. I am leaving.
Where are you going?
Just let me go.
-Hey... -You idiot!
Where are you going?
You wanted to sing in my band, right?
It's time to audition.
-How could I-- -Sing.
I don't...
-Sing. -I don't know any--
-Sing! Sing a song! -I can't sing--
You will tear everyone's ear drums.
I will tear what?
I am sorry.
I... was an idiot.
For not supporting you.
But...
I can understand your choices kid.
I just don't know how to make people
like our uncle
understand your choices.
But I will figure it out.
I promise.
Your brother will stand by you.
Even if I commit murder?
You talk about murder a lot.
Please don't do that.
Naira sis, I am so sorry.
Thank you for always supporting me and...
Really I am so sorry. Because of me both of you...
It's fine I will get my revenge.
I am just waiting for the right time.
See?
Now stop making my pretty little sister-in-law upset.
-Excuse me? -Sister-in-law.
You sure want him to be married off quickly.
Yeah, now that's cancelled.
She refused to get engaged.
-So can you and I-- -Hey, hey, my sister. No way.
Hey, wait a minute.
So, why didn't you guys go to Kasauli?
Can I answer?
Because you guys can't live without us.
Because you love us.
Because you missed us.