According to a BBC survey, an average person says sorry around 8 times per day.
And 1 in 8 people even apologizes up to 20 times in a day
I've known Kalpesh for 5-years.
He's never said sorry to me even once.
Kalpesh.
Listen.
Bro, find a new place for yourself.
That's the problem with Kalpesh.
Arguing with him is like arguing with Siri.
There is never any outcome.
Anything Kalpesh doesn't want to listen, he conveniently ignores it.
At least Siri completes the task that it's given.
Kalpesh thinks himself batman and I am his butler.
He'll always make a mess, and I'll always clean up after him.
I buy stuff around the house, but we both use it.
And if something breaks down, even if its Kalpesh's fault..
..but it's my responsibility to get it fixed.
Well, not anymore.
Whoever thinks friends are forever, they should know..
..you cannot spell friend without "end".
Are you shifting?
No, actually my flatmate is.
Ohh..and you're looking for a flat for him.
Yeah, just helping him out.
Guys, companies first earn revenue and then focus on CSR.
So..let's complete the task first, and then play.
Sorry.
And what are you doing?
Mutual Funds.
Gautam, secure your salary before investing it.
Yeah. Yeah..we're on it. We'll finish today before day-end.
No. Actually, I want it before lunch.
- But.. - Yeah, sure.
Thanks, Shetty.
And guys, be like Piyush.
He got ready last night before going to bed.
No, actually my iron was not working.
Thanks to Kalpesh.
Come on, get to work.
I don't want another reminder email from Dhume.
Guys. Do you know why Piyush is a bachelor?
Because he doesn't have an "I-Stree" (Iron)!
A better joke would be.
He does, but it doesn't get hot soon.
Anyway..
What's wrong with the internet?
Angad sir, what's wrong with the internet?
This has become a routine.
The tag line for the day.
Spirits are high when systems are down.
Whenever we had a power cut at home..
..everyone had an excuse to break routine and play Antakshari.
Authority takes a backseat and there'd be an impromptu picnic.
It's the same situation today.
But instead of "Antakshari" we're playing "Dumb Charades".
Window, neighbour
Watching the neighbour.
Peeking.
Sliding door house.
Peeking inside a window.
- Breaking bars. - Yes broken.
Energy..
Supriya ma'am this.. Lord Hanuman ripped apart his chest to show Lord Ram.
Ramayan. Ramayan with a cause.
- Square. Square. - Peeking inside.
TV.. Hadh Kar Di Aapne, Govinda.
Photo Frame.
Gateway to Another Dimension.
- Dr. Strange. - Yes.
In Hindi.
- Chikitsak Ajooba. - There's no such thing.
Supriya ma'am..
Four words..
Four word's first part..
Full word. Fourth full word.
Bahubaali.
- Bahubali. - But that's Gambhir.
Gautam.
Gautam, let us play. Please.
Mustache..
Chulbul Pandey.
What are you doing?
- What is this, man? - He's Shakti Kapoor.
No!
'Andaz Apna Apna (Bollywood movie)
[indistinct chatter]
Salman Khan is smoking Cigarette.
"Bidi Pii ke Nukkad pe Wait tere kiya re."
Dirty talk! Dirty talk!
Okay guys, tick-tick 1.
tick-tick 2.
tick-tick 3.
tick-tick 4-5.. Time's up.
But what are you doing? I can't understand.
'Phata Poster Hero Nikla' (Bollywood movie)
Shetty, I want to know what was that weird action.
But what are you doing like this?
- Hero.. - Then it's your fault.
The hero does this, and the villain goes flying in the air.
But you're not doing it properly.
- What else I do..? - Okay, I'll go next.
- Watch closely. - Sure ma'am
- Nice try. - Shut up.
Yeah, well done.
- You don't disturb. - I'll give..I'll give..
I'll give a very difficult one.
- Yeah yeah, we are ready. - Yes, difficult like March's salary.
Kannada Movie.
No, no, Kannada Movie.
- We'll also disturb you. - Sure.
- Four sentences. - Four words.
Well!
It's a birthday cake.
ate the cake..
- 'Jaane Bhi Do Yaaron' (Bollywood movie) - Yes.
Oh yes, Jaane Bhi Do Yaaron.
Eat a little, throw a little..cake.
Nasruddin Shah, guys.
No.
But that's the one.
No, I mean not possible. It was like telepathy.
Had you two played before?
But everyone plays Dumb Charades.
Megha, is that done?
The server is down.
But the server went down 30 minutes ago.
Yeah..but it didn't inform me before going down.
Can we talk for a moment?
Sure.
[indistinct chatter]
Would anyone like to guess what they are talking about inside?
So tell me, Megha..how many coders does it take to change a light bulb?
It doesn't matter because they can't meet the deadlines.
You know what, it only takes one grumpy boss..
..to change the mood of the entire office.
So you come to the office for mood change.
Do you get paid for having fun?
Yeah-yeah..how much do we actually get paid for working?
Who on earth is working here?
People come to the office to look for flats for their flatmates.
As if you don't know what the rest of the office does?
You can check Gautam's history.
Wait a second. Wait a second.
I don't want to hear a word against that hard-working loyal Gautam.
His history is super clean.
Hard-working my foot.
And what reputation, like yours.
Even Salman Khan had a bad repetition but he's the boss.
But he's still a virgin.
NSFW (Not Safe For Work) alert.
Okay, coming back to the topic.
So tell me Megha, what did your team do since morning?
Actually, we haven't done anything.
We're just waiting for the internet to go down.
Is your middle name excuse..
because that's what you keep making all the time?
Ouch, is your middle name sulking..
..because that's what you do all the time.
I don't sulk, I suck up and that is why I am the VP of this company..
..and you are still a team lead.
What do I tell the clients?
Relax, I'll take care of it.
So what were we saying?
I just thought of a very difficult movie name.
Who is going next?
I wish I had known, then I wouldn't have carried lunch.
If we were going to have team lunch, we could've gone to Savya Rasa.
Yes, I like their Karavali Kori Saaru.
Gambhir, you speak so little.
And whenever you do, God knows what you say.
Gautam, it's a very nice dish.
Next time when you don't complete the task, we'll go there.
My family didn't have the concept of having dinner together.
Mom would eat in the kitchen.
Papa would eat sitting in front of the TV.
And I would eat on my bed.
But sometimes you come across these rare occasions..
..when the entire family would sit together and have dinner.
whenever there was a power cut at home, we used to have a candlelight dinner together.
I realised having lunch with my team..
..is much more fun than having lunch with Kalpesh.
Didn't you see my messages or did you ignore it?
Both.
Don't know..
Hi guys.. Hi, I am Kalpesh.
Hi..
My flatmate.
I see..So you were looking for a flat for him.
Were you looking for a place for me?
How sweet!
Did you find anything?
Where are you shifting?
Where am I shifting?
Did you have lunch? Would you like to have lunch?
There are cottage cheese and lentil..
No. Watching you have fun is enough.
By the way, don't make my dinner...
..because I have some plans.
Bye guys, see you. Bye..
For a moment I thought you guys are dating.
No, we're fighting.
I mean I fought, but he just doesn't seem to care.
Sorry to break it to you, Piyush, but friends do fight.
It's inevitable.
Sorry to break it to you, Megha, but I and Gambhir never fight.
Sorry to break it to you, Gautam, you're not my friend.
This is exactly why I never take you on my team.
Phata Poster Nikla Hero.
Megha, who normally won between your and Dhume sir's team?
Actually, ..we were a team.
In fact, we were champions of Dumb Charades.
You two were friends.
Yeah, we joined together.
Same batch. Same profile.
Were you boyfriend-girlfriend?
This is exactly why I never have lunch with you guys.
Megha, was Dhume sir always like this..
..or was this the repercussion of some accident?
I don't want to contribute to any office gossip.
Actually, Piyush and I were just discussing that..
..you should have been the VP instead of Dhume sir.
And this company would've been on another level.
Yeah, even I feel that.
So, I am not the VP. I am your team lead.
Now let's observe a few minutes of silence for missing the deadline.
Come on, ma'am.
- Come on, ma'am. - Okay.
So I am a lady..
Thank God you clarified.
Angad, focus. Guys, focus.
Alright ma'am, please continue.
I am lifeless lady made of metal.
Iron Lady, Margret Thatcher.
- Lady Terminator. - What?
That's is not even a real character, guys.
Anyway, I am lifeless lady made of metal which is a symbol.
Why are you using poetry now?
Tell us something more about this woman. Is she hot?
She is not even a real person, guys.
- So is it hot? - That's not even relevant.
Stop chasing after grammar.
What does she symbolize? What is she the symbol of?
Symbol of..
- I can't tell you that. - Now I am even more curious.
Tell me something more about her.
She was sent to another country.
- Mona Lisa. - Mona Lisa, yeah.
- No! - Titanic. Titanic.
- Yes. - Is Titanic a lady? Is Titanic a lady?
- What are you guys saying? - Supriya you can't do it.
I can't do it. He's not guessing hard enough.
- Let it be. - Don't say like this.
Pepper Pots?
Iron Lady.
Who are these people?
Iron lady symbol of love.
Supriya ma'am do it again.
It's a lifeless lady, arrived by ship from France..
And then.. It's called..
Okay, guys, time's up.
- ..in the river - It's Statue of Liberty.
- What? - Piyush, it was like here.
Ma'am, if it was Statue of Liberty you should have said it's in Hudson River.
Exactly. Finish.
- That would've been much easier. - I didn't know.
I didn't know it's called the Hudson River.
Sully landed an entire plane there.
Exactly. We could have guessed it in one second.
Anyway, guys..the thing is I tried.
What tried?
I always use Sully as a reference
I would've guessed it.
Dhume sir is calling you.
Me?
Are you Piyush Prajapati?
Yes, I am.
Then he's calling you.
Let's go.
Yes, come in.
Piyush, I've arranged a system for you in 7D.
The internet is working fine there.
Go there, finish the task and report back to Megha.
Sure, sir.
Or you may directly report to Mr. Vice President Mahendra Dhume.
After all, he's the boss of everything living and breathing on 5C.
Piyush, please give us the room.
Sure, sir.
You want to say something.
What are you doing?
I thought since we are champions of Dumb Charades..
..it will be a better mode of communication.
Because when I said I will take care of it in English..
..somehow you didn't get the message.
It didn't seem like you were taking care of it.
And it's not like my team has the highest throughput in the entire Pune branch.
Oh wait, it does.
So let's do one thing. You let me deliver.
And don't interfere with my team.
Piyush is an employee of Synnotech.
And I don't need your permission to assign him a task.
I see..so this is about proving your authority as a boss.
This is about getting the job done, Megha.
Because guess what, I just can't tell the client..
..that the great Megha Asthana is taking care of it.
Well, I am not sure about great..
It's not funny.
Tell me something..
When you got your offer letter for Vice President..
..did it also include a clause that you've..
..to give up on your sense of humour?
Didn't you read that letter when it was sent to you before me?
Or maybe that's why you let the less deserving Dhume take up the job.
That has never been my opinion.
Contrary to whatever you may believe, I've never lied about that to anyone.
You know, in Mahabharat, in order to kill Dronacharya..
..Yudisthir had to yell "Aswathama Hatho Hatha"..
Aswathama is dead.
Dronacharya thought Yudhisthir is talking about his son.
But Yudhisthir was actually talking about an elephant called Aswathama.
What are you saying?
Yudhisthir had the same defence..
I never lied.
Megha, you rejected the job that's why I took it up.
But for some reason, everyone still thinks that I back-stabbed you.
Okay, I never said that to anyone.
Yeah, you never said that. You never lied.
But you never said the complete truth either.
I was the second choice, Megha.
But even after 5 years, for everyone on the floor, I am the wrong choice.
You know why I lost my sense of humour?
Because I am the butt of all jokes.
As a team leader, it was not my job to clear my boss' image.
Yes, it wasn't. Of course, it wasn't.
It was your job as a friend, Megha.
You're still here.
Go finish it.
Leander Paes and Mahesh Bhupathi.
Individually they weren't even in top 100.
But as a duo, they were world no. 1.
I was their biggest fan.
When they broke up, I was heart broken.
I liked Paes more, so automatically Bhupathi became a villain in my life.
And now that I think about it.
It doesn't even matter whose fault it was.
Something great came to an end.
- Just like that. - KP.
Show me your tongue. Is it sore?
Stop it guys!
If you don't buy JD for us today...
..then I will change your job description.
Why just JD? I'll spread my legs too.
Just open your wallet.
We'll party.
- Great. - Let's go now.
- Yeah..absolutely - What would you like to drink?
- I'll have a beer. - Are you sure?
- Of course, I will. - I will drink and get high.
Thank you.
So..what do you think?
7D or 5C.
The internet on 5C isn't working, but I am.
The internet in 7D is working fine, and Kalpesh is planning a party.
Judging by your face, it seems like you are not invited.
Megha, Kalpesh and I have been friends for the last five years.
And together we've been through all good and bad experience.
And today Kalpesh was just 20 meters away from me.
And he was completely indifferent to my presence.
That's why I am feeling bad.
Piyush.. after having the misfortune of knowing you for over 6 months.
Yeah.
I've realized one thing about you.
You can't hold a grudge.
You guys will figure it out.
Thank you but I know you're saying this to placate me.
So what do I do? Write a testimonial.
No, you don't have to write a testimonial.
Do a thing. Describe me in taboo words.
- Get lost. - Do it.
Cries in the ladies washroom.
Ouch!
Believes that salary is credited at midnight.
Doesn't have a plan for a long weekend.
Fights with his friend.
But I am sure he's going to fix it.
Okay, even I'll describe you in taboo words.
Careful.
Hates being called ma'am.
Brings Chhota Bheem lunchbox to office.
A champion at Dumb Charades.
Fought with a friend but didn't do anything to fix it.
And I am sorry, did that go a little overboard?
It's a thing of the past Piyush.
None of us took the responsibility to fix it.
Because maybe fixing it was not our priority.
Guys, internet is back.
Ruined my mood.
Piyush, you did well today.
Thank you.
It had to come back online now.
Whenever there was a power cut at home, it would feel really bad.
Because it would break the routine.
And whenever power was restored, it would feel worse.
Because we had to get back to routine.
But..each time when power was restored..
..I felt that I could see everything.
And everyone in a new light.
Megha didn't take responsibility of fixing her friendship.
But I will.
There's a quote by Gretchen Rubin. 'Being taken for granted..
..is an unpleasant, but sincere form of praise.'
Ironically, the more reliable you are..
..the more likely you're to be taken for granted.
Kalpesh sometimes takes me for granted.
Because he thinks, no matter what, PP will handle it.
And I am okay with being this Batman's Alfred.
You're ironing my clothes? Thanks, bro.
Leave it, I'll do the rest.
Want some booze? I've brought whiskey.
Do you remember which booze I had first?
Whiskey?
Do you know who offered me?
You.
I don't think you remember.
I remember everything.
I told you I'll show you paradise..
..and you said fine, but I'll take only one sip.
You spoiled me.
No one spoils anyone.
You had the thirst, I just offered you the glass.
By the way, the truth is if it wasn't for you then I wouldn't have got the six pointer...
..and I would be working at Google today.
Yeah, right! Sundar Pichai's waiting for you.
But what's the point.
I am stuck in Synnotech with you now.
I was thinking I never told you one thing..
Sorry for all the trouble, man.
That's not you, that's JD talking.
By the way, what was the occasion for celebration today.
I am going to San Diego.
I had an offer for on-site and I accepted it.
Great. Congrats.
By the way, even you never said sorry to me for one thing.
What for?
Remember you were planning to buy a recliner.
But you never thought, once you bought the recliner..
..you would be sitting on the recliner..
..while I'd still be sitting on the mattress.
But I didn't buy it.
But you thought of it.
Yeah, I just thought of it, but you're going to San Diego.
You want me to apologise again?
You never said it the first time.
I did.
It was JD talking.
Listen, Piyush.
- Won't you give me a kiss? - Shut up.