'It's Monday.'
'That time of Sunday'
'when it stops feeling like Sunday,'
'and the anxiety of Monday kicks in.'
'For normal people, Monday kicks in from Sunday evening.'
'But thanks to over-commitment,'
'my Monday starts from Sunday morning.'
'I was zero prepared during my class nine exams,'
'and the school suddenly declared a rainy day.'
'It's the same feeling of joy all over again.'
[We'll have a blast today]
[English rap song]
Is something burning again?
Python dress.
Code. Work.
Piyush, why didn't you put the bedsheet out to dry?
Piyush.
Piyush!
It's 8:30. Time to wake up.
The cab will be here in 10 minutes.
We were supposed to leave early today.
Come on. Wake up.
I wonder what's wrong with him.
We're getting late. Get up already.
Why didn't you put the bed sheet out to dry?
I put it in the dryer.
Leaves a smell behind.
Why are you smelling your clothes?
Because they were stinking.
What's the point if they are still stinking?
I'll have to wash it all over again.
"Put it in the dryer?"
Bro, can I tell you a joke?
- Don't. - This one's hilarious.
Bro... listen...
Listen, Monday must be a man.
Do you know why?
Tell me.
- Why? - Because it comes too quickly.
"Comes."
Okay, listen.
- You're coming along in the evening, aren't you? - Where?
C Mart.
We went there a couple of days ago.
They have a discount sale.
Even the Mercedes people are giving a discount. Go buy one.
What are you saying? Are you even listening to yourself?
"Mercedes is having a discount sale."
I want to buy underwear, the premium kind.
How many underwears do you need?
Fine.
"There's a uproar in my heart."
"Someone pulling the string."
"To do what I've decided."
"Although we do sweet talks,"
"Tea or coffee at 10 sharp."
"The heat is on, seat's are soft."
"Sending bombs in mail, that explodes,"
" where we'll be seated next, making our dream come true."
"So much work and load,"
"I've decided destiny can try to play with me."
"There's a uproar in my heart."
"Someone pulling the string."
"To do what I've decided."
Tell me.
Why won't she come to my home? She will have to come.
'I once read, the permanent temptation of life,'
'is to confuse dreams with reality.'
'The building never collapsed,'
'in fact, they are building two extra floors.'
'According to research Monday morning's are so depressing,'
'on average we don't crack our first smile until 11:16 am.'
'Please try again.'
It's Monday morning, sir.
Even the machine has a hangover.
Employee of the month.
Yeah...
Hurry up. Hurry up.
Kukreja Masalas 140.
Ballu TMT Sariya 360.
It's 360 not 380.
Pinky Sugar 400.
And listen, you know what.
Put the stopwatch on.
What?
Fire.
What was the last one?
- Pinky Sugar. - Pinky Sugar.
Mission successful, over.
Great. Did you generate the report?
- Give me five minutes, sir. - Two minutes.
Two minutes.
Shit!
What happened, Shetty?
Do you have any cardamom?
I'm feeling pukish since morning.
Did you run out of gooseberries?
You must have finished them all.
Anyone who wants to puke can do it now.
Come here.
The first impression should be a good one.
You're doing the job but it's my name up there, understand.
Two nails on this side and two on the other side.
Sir, do you need anything?
No. Thank you.
Hurry up, we've a busy day ahead.
Hope everyone stays busy.
What happened? Got hit with a nail?
What the...
I've been trying to apply for a paternity leave since morning.
But the system crashes as soon as I send the mail.
You know what, try female instead.
When is sister-in-law due?
Let's apply for the leave first, then we'll decide.
If your leave gets approved today, will it be tonight?
- Sorry. - Hey,
I've seen you somewhere.
Sorry?
- Rohan. - Yes.
We met in Goa offsite.
You were from Mumbai.
Oh yeah, I recently got posted here.
But Goa was nearly 5 years ago.
Five years three months.
Alright.
You were looking at girls.
Are you married yet?
I did around six months ago.
And you didn't invite me?
Sorry?
You should've invited me to your wedding.
This isn't right.
Sorry, sir.
It's okay.
Don't forget to invite me,
the next time you get married.
RDX is here, guys.
- Good morning, sir. - Good morning.
Green tea.
Mr. Dilip, slippers again.
Please...
Please don't call them slippers.
These are acupressure slippers.
It helps release stress points.
Reduces tension, increases efficiency.
You should also try it.
You mean to say my efficiency is low.
You only said it.
I didn't say a word.
Slippers are not allowed, please.
She is very angry.
Hello.
This is regarding your new job application.
- You haven't replied yet. - Sorry, I was a little busy.
Okay got it. We're fixing all the interviews for this month only,
if you're interested then we can start the process. Else...
- No, no... - So you're not interested?
No, no, I am interested...
Come on, Megha's calling.
Hello. Hello.
And plus I've a special interest, and specialisation of course in ERP.
Actually in my previous organization Fortech,
I headed two of their biggest projects.
You must have heard of them.
- So... - Sunaina...
As far as I know, you're already hired.
So why are you giving me your interview?
Let's start work.
- Morning, Megha. - Morning, Megha.
- Hi. - Morning.
Hello.
Give Sunaina the Jefferson handholding.
But Megha, Jefferson is my client.
Okay, let's get the basics right.
Jefferson is Synotech's client.
You're Synotech's employee.
I am your team lead.
Handholding, now.
What happened? You said there's a lot of workloads.
Let's split the project then.
Sunaina, you carry on with your formalities,
we've a presentation.
So.
Can I attend it?
Sure.
Okay.
Yeah...
So we'll start with the first phase, which is training.
And we've divided into three stages...
Why do we have three training sessions?
I'll take questions later.
But you could take suggestions now.
Sure.
See, there's this thing called the learning curve.
So. It's a direct correlation between...
But there's this other thing called cost.
Okay, the client needs software. We deliver it.
They need training which we'll provide.
But three sessions, at such a grand level.
I mean at the end of the day we're using our resources.
But these are three stages.
Three stages! They are not individual training sessions...
Mr. Piyush, who are we working for?
The client or Synotech?
Excuse me.
Synotech.
I think she's right.
We can improve our profitability, if we reduce one session.
We can reduce two sessions.
One session is adequate.
And we do have manual and live support, right?
Yeah, what about the holistic learning experience?
It is important. We can't complete...
Piyush, you have a point.
But Sunaina has made a good point too.
I'll talk to Dhume.
- Sure, Megha. - Sure, Megha.
Thank you, Megha.
Sure, Megha.
I'll show Sunaina around.
- Great. - Thank you.
- Well done, Piyush. - Thank you.
So I am Gautam and he's Gambhir.
That joke's retired now.
- Come up with something new. - Why don't you retire?
After you, sir?
So it looks like all set.
Yeah.
Your business card, your access card, your personal laptop.
Sign here, here, and here.
- All the best, Sunaina. - Thank you.
Pen...
Yeah, thank you.
Password?
havealovelyday_123
Thank you.
Madam.
Tea, green tea, coffee?
- Green tea. - Green tea.
- Your name? - Gyanesh.
Thank you.
You can tell me if your chair squeaks.
I'll change it immediately.
Good.
Doesn't he have a spare couch?
- Sunaina. Hi. - Hi.
- Settled in? - Settling in.
Okay, we'll leave for lunch whenever you're ready.
Perfect, I'll just setup.
- Cool. - Thank you.
Lunch?
New joinees are being taken to Sheraton.
First day lunch.
We didn't even get McD.
Grand welcome.
I'm sure it happened to you.
- Yeah... - This is so unfair...
We're the unlucky bunch.
'Everyone is so happy or occupied,'
'except me.'
'Never thought within a year of probation,'
'Monday's will turn bloody'
'by bleeding blue.'
I am sorry, ma'am...
What sorry?
Ma'am, you keep talking about expenditure.
Let me show you the expenditure.
Bell the Cat, 800 pages.
Hold this.
Gmate Warriors, 1026.
Here's the expenditure.
And she even got the spiral binding done in the office.
All this will get deducted from your salary.
- Good job, Angad. - Thank you.
The more office expenditure cases you crack,
the more points you'll get in KRA.
In my cabin now.
There's more like her in the office, I'll update you soon.
Go for it, Angad.
- Did he see us? - No.
You green shirt, wait there.
Since he got this new project,
he's been trotting around like Byomkesh.
Shetty, what new book did you print yesterday?
We Are Pregnant.
- Angad! - Shut up!
Sir, did you see?
Monday morning Sandhya madam's salary got deducted.
Another lesson on history is coming up, guys.
Someone push his mute button.
1987, it was a Monday morning again.
Rajiv Gandhi entrusted the computer revolution, with Sam Pitroda.
On that day, just like Sandhya,
even my salary got deducted.
There isn't a single problem which he hasn't faced.
- Ask why? - Why?
Because I was preparing for Civil Services.
That is no civic sense.
It was a Monday.
Maybe he had an itch to start something new.
Monday morning everyone's on a high,
to change their status quo.
So some think about studies,
and some think of f...
think about family planning.
Monday is a weekly reminder of a reality check.
Whether you're happy with your life,
or do you want to challenge it?
But by sunset, 99% of them lose this enthusiasm.
- Sunaina. - Ya
How was your lunch?
Oh, I didn't go.
What happened?
I thought proper induction will be,
when I have lunch in the office canteen.
Why didn't you say this earlier?
I would've helped you out.
Also, given you an office tour.
Yeah, that would be awesome. Coffee?
Come on, why not?
- Coffee? - Yes, I'm ready.
- Let's go. - Yes.
- Piyush. - Yeah.
- Coffee? - No, actually I have work.
- Yeah, he's busy. - Cool, let's go.
Gautam, come join us.
So Shetty is married.
Yes, three years.
Love marriage.
'Girlfriend patching up with her ex after a breakup,'
'and finding out your peer's higher package,'
'are equally soul-crushing.'
Hello.
Yeah, Rashmi.
Yes, I'm interested.
Now?
Okay.
What's up?
Do you know what Sunaina did?
What?
The same thing you did on your first day.
- Mess up. - Didn't you check your mail?
No, what happened?
She replied to Jefferson's mail.
- Direct mail to the client. - Yes.
And without an introduction.
There's been protocol issues.
Megha's at her case right now.
Wow!
I mean that's sad.
Yeah...
She's vulnerable. We can benefit now.
I mean we can console her. I'm just saying...
Piyush.
I was talking about myself.
Do you mind if I...
Yeah, please.
You okay?
Yeah.
Actually, this was your proper induction in Synotech.
I mean I faced something similar on my first day.
And I went through your training suggestions.
Nice ideas.
Thanks.
And I'm sorry...
Maybe it was a little cutthroat today.
No, you went overboard actually.
On your hand, even on your system,
and also on your desk. What is CMC?
It's a reminder to be aggressive all the time.
Maybe you don't know,
but my full name is Sunaina Chauhan.
So...CMC "Chuko Mat Chauhan". (Don't miss Chauhan)
It's just...
I am sorry.
Have you always been this "Chuko Mat Chauhan"?
Actually, I was the best in my team in my previous company.
But someone would always screw with me.
Literally, some freeloader would always take credit
on every project, every suggestion.
And initially, it was fine,
but two years later I realised that everyone's grown.
I was still where I started.
And I thought maybe I'm not aggressive enough.
So this time around I didn't want to take any chances.
And I was supposed to be the collateral damage?
- Sorry. - It's okay.
New place, a new beginning.
New place, a new beginning "Chuko Mat Chauhan"!
But I goofed up.
I went overboard.
It's just that I've realised it's not easy to bring change.
I just hope people here don't screw with me too.
It's disconnected.
Dheeraj, it's disconnected.
'While trying to placate Sunaina,'
'my Monday blues got postponed to next Monday.'
'Now keeping awake the entire night to submit this assignment'
'is going to be boring.'
'She's right.'
'It's difficult to bring in change.'
Well, bye guys.
See you tomorrow.
Okay, bye.
- Bye, Sunaina. - Bye.
- Be on time tomorrow. - Of course.
- Okay bye. - Catch you later.
Let's go already, the discount will be over after 8.
Yeah.
'To send or not to send, that is the question.'
'This feeling is very familiar.'
'Like waking up at 7:30 and getting that extra 30 minutes of sleep.'
'Like playing FIFA for five hours even when the deadline's approaching.'
'It's difficult.'
Let's go.
'Challenging the status quo is difficult.'
Come on.
I don't want to miss the discounts.
Hi.
What about your paternity leave?
Couldn't submit it.
Meaning tonight's plan is cancelled.
'By day end ruthless Sunaina had switched on her back foot.'
'Pinky Sugars made Angad's day end at minus 40,000.'
'After the salary deduction,'
'Sandhya will need at least a month to think about higher studies.'
'And now Shetty's enthusiasm about becoming a father'
'seems to have cooled down.'
'RDX is right.'
'It's the Monday itch.'
'99% of them fizzle out by day end.'
'But what about the next Monday?'
'Same old blues.'
'Self-doubts.'
'Jealousy. Uncertainty.'
Piyush.
Piyush, come on.
You go I'll be late.
But we've to buy stuff.
I'll see you tomorrow.
We'll buy it tomorrow...
But the discount...
'RDX was right about everything,'
'but he forgot to mention one thing.'
'What do the other 1% of people do?'
'You see, the world revolves around on its own.'
'But when some people are haunted by Monday,'
'they challenge their status quo,'
'that's how the world moves forward.'
'For the 99%, Monday is maybe about blues.'
'But that 1% is about change.'
Sir, go home.
It's raining pretty heavily, and the building got struck by lightning.