You didn't pay the electricity bill?
Today was the last day.
I'll pay it.
When?
I reminded you 15 days ago.
Fine, I didn't pay it.
Will they disconnect the power supply today?
I'll pay it.
App's down.
We cannot run the house with this attitude?
Stop calling it a house.
We're flat mates and not a couple.
'According to popular psychology'
'between the early 20s to mid-30s'
'you could be facing quarter-life crises.'
'A man struggling with quarter-life crises'
'gets distracted by unimportant things instead of addressing the crises.'
'Like electricity bills, discounts on groceries'
'cloth hanging rope, etcetera.'
'These distractions are important.'
Sorry.
It's okay.
Confirm your date of birth. 21st December 1984.
Yes.
Here you go.
What did you do?
You're in quarter-life crises,
I downloaded Tumble for you. It will keep you distracted.
What?
Just swipe right. Have fun.
See this.
Amazing.
What is the option.
Stop it Gautam.
"There's a uproar in my heart."
"Someone pulling the string."
"To do what I've decided."
"Although we do sweet talks,"
"Tea or coffee at 10 sharp."
"The heat is on, seat's are soft."
"Sending bombs in mail, that explodes,"
" where we'll be seated next, making our dream come true."
"So much work and load,"
"I've decided destiny can try to play with me."
"There's a uproar in my heart."
"Someone pulling the string."
"To do what I've decided."
Shoot. Shoot. What are you doing?
I am going. Wait.
Attack. Attack. Where are you going?
Guys, at least use a headphone.
Go up. Shoot from the front.
The vehicle's coming, shoot from the front.
Forget him, go up. Everyone's coming inside.
Go back. Go back.
Go up, go up.
Take a headshot.
Listen to me. Go up. What are you doing?
Oh no!
You're a noob.
I'm not playing now.
The office people shifted this zoo here from the third floor.
Now we'll have to start our day watching these useless faces.
I've been doing it for a year.
Right.
Good morning.
- Morning. - Morning, Sunaina.
- Piyush. - Yeah.
Have you finished the final coding on the Jefferson app?
Yeah, almost done.
By the way, Sunaina.
Don't mind but even I'm worried about Jefferson.
No, of course.
'Hi Piyush, hope you're doing well.'
'This is to inform you that we liked your assignment 1 submission.'
'Please find attached the second assignment'
'on an object-oriented programming system. '
'Kindly submit it within 24 hours.'
'Your interview will be fixed soon post the submission.'
'Thanks, Rashmi.'
'Even Mario doesn't have so many levels.'
'I'll have to multi-task.'
'Job data suggests'
'that around 250 resumes are submitted for every corporate opening.'
'One recruiter scans one resume in six seconds'
'and it takes 42 days to fill one position.'
'It's difficult to get a new job'
'just like getting a wicket in a test match'
'the date on Tumble or reimbursement from the office.'
What's the matter, Angad? No work.
Exorcism of Megha Asthana.
Gyanesh, go check for a short circuit.
There's no short circuit.
- It's Chota Chetan. - I want to play over there.
Adi, you can play out here. It's a huge place.
Stop troubling your mother. Come on.
No, I want to play over there.
No, see there's a phone over here.
Yeah...
How can you let him go like that? No...
Whose child is this?
Adi, no. Not the drawer, not the drawer.
Whose kid?
Guys, listen. Megha has all-day-long calls.
And the final approval for the crutch hasn't arrived yet.
Please volunteer at your own convenience.
Tea?
Supriya, we don't get paid for this job.
Gautam.
- Adi, come here. Come here. - Sunaina, is here.
He'll come excitedly.
Getting bored. Getting bored in the office.
- So cute. - Adi, do you want to play cricket?
- Suddenly you got a pay hike. - He's a kid, man.
Guys, how about a quiz game?
Yeah, let's do it.
Sunaina, are your fun activities also competitive?
- Come, come. - Do you want to play?
- Let's play animal quiz. - Come, Gautam.
You and me will be a team.
Okay, last question.
- Ready? - Yes.
Adi ready?
What is the national bird of India?
- It's easy. - It starts with a P
Yes.
- Parrot. - Parrot.
- Yes! Yes! - Yes... yes!
Parrot.
Peacock!
Okay, guys.
It's also green, so you know...
It happens.
We can have another last question.
Hello.
Yeah, Megha.
When are you sending it? Dhume's called twice.
Before lunch.
Only an hour's work left and then we're good to send.
Take Sunaina's help if required.
No, Megha, it's fine. I'll do it.
Yeah. Okay.
'How's Adi doing?'
Adi's playing outside.
'But you can't take him to the office every day.'
'Mom and dad won't return before a month.'
'And that nanny's fine.'
'Take my advice and hire her.'
Atul, please. Am I telling you to take him to your office?
I am managing.
I don't want to leave my child with some nanny.
'But...'
Give me some time, okay. I'll call you back.
Guys...
Guys, to the canteen now.
To the canteen now. Now!
What are you doing?
Looking for quarter-life crises symptoms.
- I don't see madness anywhere. Do you? - Show me.
Do you guys think I'm joking?
I am serious.
What are you saying?
You do know she's been married for four years.
Yeah, the honeymoon period is over.
She must be looking for some excitement.
You know.
Unbelievable.
What unbelievable? Wait a second.
Yeah, look at her DP.
Haven't you seen this in Supriya's room?
This is in my father-in-law's car as well.
It's also hanging outside our neighbour's door.
You guys wait.
What's written here?
Avid reader, bibliophile, sapio-sexual.
How much does Supriya read?
What? What are you guys laughing at?
Reading The power of thinking big and 'Aapki Jeet'
doesn't make you an avid reader.
Are you serious?
Wait.
This.
Smoking, no. Drinking, socially.
Have you ever seen her smoking?
It's a fact.
75% of girls don't smoke a cigarette but they drink socially.
And what are you doing?
You're giving baseless arguments to prove S is Supriya.
And what are you two doing?
Saying absurd things to prove S is not Supriya.
- But... - Wait.
Let's message her.
I did. She isn't replying.
Hi, pretty pic.
On this.
You guys give me a solution.
Here's what you can do?
Get rid of the confusion and talk to her directly.
Go.
Okay, Adi ready.
Come on, Shetty sir.
It was a wide ball.
No problem. One more time, okay.
Look straight, hold like this. And this leg like this.
Ready.
- He'll smack it. - Get it this time.
Come on. Very good.
You don't know how to play cricket!
Shetty, what are you doing?
- He's just a kid. - Okay.
- Last time, Adi. - Give it to me.
- One second. - It's my ball.
Give it to me.
Why are you laughing?
Nothing, come.
- Hi, Supriya. - Hi.
Busy day, right.
Adi, out of the ground okay.
Everyone back, back.
It's going to come this way.
Are you sure it's your ball only?
Nice.
One more time.
Got this shot.
Piyush, are you done with your code?
- Yeah, almost done. - Good.
The ball's lost.
Don't laugh so much Gautam sir, the internet speed will become slow.
One more time, out of the ground.
Come on Aadi!
Shit, shit, shit...
What happened?
The code's exploded.
Huh...
The code's exploded.
What?
- Did you? - I did...
It will be alright.
Yeah! Wooh!
Adi.
Adi, baby. Come.
Come.
- Thank you. - But I want to play.
Come, come, Let's play cricket.
- No. - Come on.
Oops!
I got a random mail that I accidentally opened.
I was fully concentrating on Jefferson only.
I don't know how.
Why didn't you take Sunaina's help?
This had to happen on the deadline day.
Actually Megha, it was all done.
I don't know how the code exploded in the end.
Sure, I'll tell Dhume the same thing. The code exploded.
He'll love this.
I'll fix this. I think it will take some time.
Let's do one thing.
I'll declare a global variable and call for an overriding function.
Piyush, I beg to differ.
We'll have to use an exceptional rundown.
Sunaina, please. We don't have time for that right now.
Okay, Piyush, listen. An exceptional handling is the only way to go.
Otherwise, you're going to keep writing new variables and functions.
Then you'll compile them, debug them your code will keep exploding.
Sunaina, we'll have to declare a global variable...
- Global variable and this makes the whole thing- - Otherwise, how do we get this done...
Guys, just please... stop playing opinions.
Just give me a solution.
Megha...
Where did this ball come from?
Angad sir got it.
You wanted to play a match, didn't you.
You should've called for cheerleaders as well.
The bowler is in sweats. He looks furious.
The batsman has hit four boundaries in four balls.
Let's watch the next ball.
And that's a brilliant shot
And it makes it to the boundary.
Gyanesh, green tea.
After this over. Come on, you can be the umpire.
I only do commentary.
What are you doing now?
A Film, Shawshank Redemption, 10th time.
English film.
- Show me. - You won't understand.
Piyush sir fired the wrong missile.
It's a war out there.
1999...
When Hyderabad was turning into Cyberabad,
and the Kargil war was on. I was in the office.
And I had to submit a software to a big client.
And the code exploded.
Then what happened?
I had to wait in the office all night.
In the morning I found out that India has won the war.
Then... 2001, 9/11.
Do your codes always explode during a tragedy?
Who knows? Maybe I am globally connected.
My code explodes when the world's shaken.
Green tea.
We still have time.
'How much more time, Megha?'
'They are our most important clients.'
'What were you guys doing so far?'
It was my fault.
'But wasn't Piyush writing the program.'
He still is. I just couldn't track it well.
'Just tell me how much time will you take?'
We are on it, Dhume.
We can either do coding or this con-call. So you decide.
'I need it by six, anyhow.'
Fine.
Piyush, I've done my part. How much of yours is left?
I'm on it.
Let's do it together, we don't have time, right.
No, it's fine. I'll manage.
Let me just...
What the fuck are you doing?
Megha will get yelled at because of you.
Just...
Move, let me do it.
Piyush, move. You're completely lost right now, okay.
'Four signs you're having a quarter-life crisis.'
'The first symptom, you're totally lost.'
'Not able to figure out what's missing.'
Adi.
Adi baby.
Catch him.
Piyush, come on. His code exploded.
It's Adi's babysitting intern. Come on. You're free.
'Symptom no. 2. You've problems making decisions'
'and when presented with choices you feel paralysed.'
January 2009, the Satyam Scandal.
I had to make a delivery in two hours.
That was a tough.
'Piyush, move. You're completely lost right now, okay.'
'And I had to submit a software to a big client.'
'Code exploded.'
'I had to wait in the office all night.'
Stop it!
Are you hurt?
Did you ever play football in class?
- No. - Louder.
No.
Ever eaten in the bathroom?
Flown a kite in the car?
Then why are you playing here?
What is this place?
Office.
This is not your playground. Go and sit there quietly.
Code exploding is scary. Damn scary.
And you too.
Me? Me what?
You've been talking nonsense for so long.
Bomb explosion in 65, a missile launched in 75.
So what? Freedom of speech.
So?
Your code never resolved so you could never evolve!
You're writing code among people half your age!
Piyush.
I think it's done. Shall we check it once?
Sure.
Yeah...
- Thank you. - No worries.
Done.
Yeah...
it's done.
Okay.
I am sorry.
I shouted at Adi.
You should be.
By the way, he's gone quiet since then.
So... good job.
Shetty. What are you thinking?
Nothing, children and all are fine, but it's a lot of trouble.
Don't worry, you'll sort it out.
Yes, yes, yes...
But Piyush, you really gave that RDX an earful.
He'll mention it in his diary today.
Today Piyush Prajapati screwed my ass.
By the way, guys,
Supriya looked quite serious about me.
She was trying to get close to me.
But she didn't say anything.
She must be feeling shy.
But I'm feeling bad for her husband, man.
Like really bad.
I am thinking about talking to her.
- Yes. - Yes, you should talk.
- Are you sure? - Go, go.
Seriously.
Go on, man.
I knew it.
- Go on. - I can do this.
Thank you for the pizza, Megha.
It was very nice, thank you.
Welcome.
If codes keep exploding every day and we get pizzas,
right, Megha.
Shetty, just pray that your code never explodes.
We're all acting normal now.
But when the code exploded we were so scared.
6:30 was the deadline.
I scanned the entire code and finally, I found the glitch.
Right...
So good.
Good job.
Piyush, you should learn from her.
Yeah.
It's good. It's really good.
- Nice, nah. - Yeah... but the crust is thick.
Actually, it's a double crust.
It's very nice.
The crust is thick. But pizza is good.
Two different things.
Maybe, but I like it.
- You like the Pizza. - Thank you.
Are you an asshole?
I'll just come.
What happened?
Nothing, nothing.
What happened, Gautam?
Nothing.
All okay.
Is Gautam high?
Listen, if you want you can take leave for one week?
Bringing Adi to the office every day...
No, no, I'll come.
But Adi...
Adi...
I think it's high time I start trusting people with Adi.
Thank you.
Anytime. I'll see you.
See you.
Hello. Send me that nanny's number.
'But you said...'
Atul, send it now.
I won't change my mood this time.
Okay.
Do you know him? Dushyant, he's a big gamer.
And he's got an app.
To deliver hot food to passengers when the train stops at the station.
Whatever, man, some of them are an urgent threat to us.
One mistake and we'll be here and they will be in our place.
Try to be positive for once, Shetty.
Yes, yes.
I'm coming...
Come, guys.
What's the matter? Why are you in a hurry?
I've an urgent meeting with my wife.
We're reconsidering having a twin.
Tough task.
So no plans for today either.
Come, Shetty.
I'm sure you understood why Supriya called me an asshole.
Yes.
Because you are.
Supriya as no S 26.
But you're right about one thing.
College, hostel, boys, flat mates, I'm done with all this.
I need a date.
What were you saying? Quarter something...
- Quarter-life crises? - Yes.
I'm in a crisis.
I understand now.
I really need to settle down.
Yes.
I need to settle down.
'Symptom no. 3.'
'Do you want to get adventurous in life or settle down?'
'We can't decide.'
- Come on. - Coming.
By the way, I just found out something.
Even Sunaina is 26.
So maybe...
Let's go.
You're crazy.
She could be.
No...
Here you go.
Bro, we forgot to pay the electricity bill.
We'll do it tomorrow.
See...
What?
This.
You're not crying over small things.
- Yeah... - You're on Tumble.
The crisis in your life is over.
- Thanks to you. Thanks to you. - You also.
- Cheers. Cheers. - Cheers.
You see, our life has a code.
When the code explodes,
nothing runs until it's fixed.
You're right. You're right.
Look, I've put four side-view photos.
See...
I even changed my details...
I am fixing my code, bro.
'Symptom no. 4.'
'You're worried that your peer has figured out everything.'
'And you're getting left behind.'
Shit.
Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit.
What happened?
I'm having quarter-life crises.
All four symptoms are matching.
All four. I must do something.
- Wait. Wait. - All my symptoms are a match.
Wait, wait, I'll tell you.
Yes... look, it says here know yourself.
Detox your mind.
Change your attitude. Change your location.
Change your place. Change your mind set.
Yes!
- I cracked it. - What?
I must bring a radical change.
It's not about distraction.
- It's about disruption. - Right.
- Yes! - Yes!
I'll have to like to resign.
Yes!
- I'll have to resign. - Yes. Yes.
You're in a crisis.
You need to save yourself. You need to save yourself.
- I need to save myself. - And listen...
The resignation letter that you write should be a literature piece.
Literature piece. Do you understand?
Listen, let me first complete the assignment and show the other company.
No, no, first you'll write the resignation letter.
Resignation letter.
- You're a lion. - Yes.
- Come on, come on. - Wait, I'll get the laptop.
Go get it now.
Resignation letter.
We'll write the resignation letter.
'By arranging a nanny for her child'
'Megha had fixed her personal life code.'
'By fixing my code Sunaina had fixed her growth code.'
'Gautam's code will eventually get fixed through the dating app.'
'Shetty's code about children will get fixed too.'
'Except for RDX.'
'His code will never get fixed.'
'And if I don't fix my code'
'then someday I'll run a history channel like RDX.'
'Dear Mr. Dhume, with a heavy heart I've decided to...'
'No, no, it has to be a piece of literature.'
'Dear Mr. Dhume, may success come to you all the way.'
'Literature.'
'If a frog is put in boiling water'
'then it will jump out.'
'But if you slowly increase the temperature'
'then it will not perceive the danger.'
'And it will be cooked to death.'
'It's called the boiling frog theory.'
'Now I understand your conspiracy against me.'
'You never achieved anything in your life on your own'
'and you want to ruin my life.'
'I'm breaking up with Synotech.'
'I don't want to go there even to pee.'
'Here is my resignation with immediate effect.'
'Over and out.'