1 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:23,360 Turn up the AC. 2 00:00:24,560 --> 00:00:27,560 You mean turn it down. 3 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:32,000 Fine, turn it down. It's so stuffy. 4 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:41,400 Stop pretending and use the remote. 5 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:52,560 Where is it? 6 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:57,040 Can't find it. Go back to sleep, will you? 7 00:00:57,440 --> 00:00:58,920 Such a lazy bone. 8 00:00:59,200 --> 00:01:02,440 If you guys are done romancing, can we get some sleep? 9 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:04,880 Who is stopping you? Sleep. 10 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:07,320 The temperature outside is 24, 11 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:09,880 and the Mishra family's AC is running on 26. 12 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:14,760 Mummy, if the temperature really affected the electricity bill, 13 00:01:14,920 --> 00:01:18,000 then every middle-class family would have an AC in their homes. 14 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:25,200 I've a job to go to and they need rest. 15 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:28,760 Can't tell this man's legs from his head. 16 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:31,200 He's stinking. I can't sleep here, man. 17 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:53,160 Why can't you sell this? 18 00:01:53,240 --> 00:01:54,680 You were supposed to sell these the most. 19 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:57,000 Brother Annu, the medical shop owners claim, 20 00:01:57,080 --> 00:01:58,120 this dries up your shit. 21 00:01:58,200 --> 00:02:00,360 -Why did you take it? -Not me, his customers. 22 00:02:00,440 --> 00:02:03,120 They even have complaints. Like indigestion. 23 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:07,040 They want pills that ease their job all the way from top to bottom. 24 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:09,040 So the customers don't ask for Decoden. 25 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:10,720 I was getting the same complaint. 26 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:13,120 They said loose motion pills are seasonal. Won't sell. 27 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:16,240 I've told you several times to talk properly. 28 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:17,120 IF you guys... 29 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:19,240 Bro, will you look after my slippers for a while? 30 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:21,040 Am I sitting here to look after your slippers? 31 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:22,320 Get lost. 32 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:23,760 Don't go that way. You're breaking the circle. 33 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:25,480 It's a temple, go around. 34 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:28,560 Look, don't increase dependency on the Decoden. 35 00:02:28,640 --> 00:02:30,200 We don't get any margins. 36 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:31,720 We've to sell this. 37 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:33,000 If you don't increase your targets, 38 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:35,160 then you won't get your commission, and I won't get my first salary. 39 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:36,720 And if I don't get my first salary, 40 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:38,800 then I'll never be able to buy the suspension shoes. 41 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:40,680 And don't forget the dinner out plan. 42 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:43,720 Chicken Lababdaar. Godzilla Super Strong. 43 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:45,800 We'll have little pegs. Won't that be fun? 44 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:47,200 Cheers! 45 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:52,960 -Ever seen a hippopotamus? -No. 46 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:54,080 You? 47 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:57,080 Sleeps all day in the water. 48 00:02:57,160 --> 00:02:59,680 Wants someone to stuff his mouth with food. 49 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:01,000 So he doesn't have to move. 50 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:02,680 You're the hippopotamus in my life. 51 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:03,640 Don't laugh. 52 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:05,560 If you don't complete this week's target, 53 00:03:05,640 --> 00:03:07,480 then you can forget all about dinner. Godzilla strong and all. 54 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:08,920 You were supposed to sell syringes. 55 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:10,520 I tried. 56 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:12,200 The medical owner said they look weak. 57 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:14,720 He tried it on me. Barely survived. 58 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:16,280 You won't believe me, but... 59 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:18,240 He just poked the needle in my arm and it was all bloody. 60 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:20,960 -Show me... -It's painful. Are you dumb? 61 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:21,960 Now see... 62 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:24,920 I had a hard timing talking about your commission with Shakuntala. 63 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:26,000 I am on the payroll. 64 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:28,360 I'll drag a few months if I don't complete the target. 65 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:30,760 The hospital guys will throw you three out. 66 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:32,560 How can they just throw me out? 67 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:34,280 I've told my family that I got a job. 68 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:35,720 Even I told my girlfriend. 69 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:37,360 Even I told my family, brother. 70 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:40,720 Listen to me. Here's my strategy. 71 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:45,640 Lure the medical store owners with chowmein and cold drink. 72 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:50,720 Manchurian with cabbage garnished on top. 73 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:54,640 Send cosmetic kits and makeup kits for their wives in advance. 74 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:57,640 Buy toffees, chocolates, and that... 75 00:03:57,720 --> 00:03:59,160 -Poppins... -Poppins. 76 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:00,960 I'll deal with the doctor. 77 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:04,240 From Thailand to Bangkok, we'll send them wherever they want. 78 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:05,640 But Thailand and Bangkok are the same places. 79 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:07,080 Thailand is the state and Bangkok is the capital. 80 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:08,560 Thailand is a country. 81 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:11,240 It's not a country, it's an island. For massage... 82 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:12,840 Stop testing my geography. 83 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:14,400 Just do as I'm saying. 84 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:16,920 Offer them anything they want. 85 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:19,240 Keep calling them over and over again. 86 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:21,960 Between need and want is greed. 87 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:23,720 -Greed means... -Greed means... 88 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:25,680 -I explained this to them.Tell him. -You tell him. 89 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:27,120 Greed. 90 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:29,440 The best salesman is one who can sell greed. 91 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:31,280 History stands witness. 92 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:33,600 One who sells greed also rules. 93 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:35,520 -So repeat after me. -What is it? 94 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:38,160 -Wolf of Wall Street. -What is that? 95 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:39,760 -Wolf of Wall and street. -What's that? 96 00:04:39,840 --> 00:04:41,760 Get lost. Go sell medicines. 97 00:04:41,840 --> 00:04:44,040 And don't dress like a joker. Dress in formals. 98 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:45,160 You are MR. 99 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:47,720 You've a diffrent attitude. 100 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:50,680 -You should dress decently. -It's all written in it. 101 00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:52,600 Mister, can you look after my shoes. 102 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:54,080 Why you... 103 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:56,360 -We will. -Thank you. 104 00:04:57,680 --> 00:04:59,520 Wonderful. Amazing. 105 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:01,440 First, you yelled at him. Now you're willing to guard it. 106 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:03,760 This is what I want? 107 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:06,760 -Who? -Look here. 108 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:09,600 Suspension shoes. Do you know how much they are worth? 109 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:11,000 Yes... beyond your reach. 110 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:12,440 For you, not me. 111 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:13,960 They are worth 7000 rupees. 112 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:16,120 This is what I'm going to buy with my first salary. 113 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:18,600 Okay, fine. But it's getting late now. Can we go now? 114 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:20,200 Move aside. Give me some too. 115 00:05:20,280 --> 00:05:21,680 Let me get a good look. 116 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:31,560 Please help yourself. 117 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:33,400 You didn't even touch the sweetmeat. 118 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:36,400 Made with less clarified butter, 119 00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:38,360 so that it doesn't stick in the mouth. 120 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:42,520 I just got new pair of dentures, Mr. Mishra. 121 00:05:42,840 --> 00:05:44,400 They are brand new and pointed as well. 122 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:46,520 Now I can stick my tongue out, 123 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:49,160 and wipe off all the clarified butter from the teeth. 124 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:50,400 I see. 125 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:51,960 You have some too. 126 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:03,600 By the way, I won't lie to you Mr. Agyani. 127 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:07,760 The boy's made my job difficult by scoring good marks. 128 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:11,920 I can't decide which school to enrol him in. 129 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,680 Why choose a new one when the old one turned out to be lucky. 130 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:23,360 This school has helped you rise from the depths of embarrassment, 131 00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:25,520 and soar in the skies of respect. 132 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:27,560 How can that be changed? 133 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:30,920 But change is necessary, sir. 134 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,640 Yes, change is necessary. 135 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:34,440 Just like your hairstyle has changed. 136 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:35,760 How are they looking, sir? 137 00:06:35,840 --> 00:06:38,960 Like... Gulshan Grover's wearing a wig. 138 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:41,920 Even you noticed my hairstyle, sir. 139 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:42,840 Notice! 140 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,160 You're hot news... all over. 141 00:06:46,520 --> 00:06:50,320 This is exactly what makes me sick, sir. 142 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:53,000 He's scored more than I imagined. See... 143 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:54,160 He's grown wings. 144 00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:58,720 Mr. Mishra, our school's at the top in this city. 145 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:02,040 And even the worst bad men change in my company. 146 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:05,000 -Top school is also charging a top fee. -I see... 147 00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:07,800 It's not for aspirants like Aman. 148 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:12,480 Principal madam has granted a 20% discount on his enrolment fee. 149 00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:13,800 And look here... 150 00:07:14,440 --> 00:07:16,120 Bal Gopal Chhatra Vitti Yojna. (Scholarship scheme) 151 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:17,760 She has also mentioned this. 152 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:24,600 We don't know if this will be enough. 153 00:07:24,680 --> 00:07:26,440 Believe me, it will be enough. 154 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:27,920 What choice do you have? 155 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,040 We'll find more choices if we look for it, sir. 156 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:33,480 And since I'm a topper now I can enrol in any school. 157 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:35,000 Since you're a topper from my school, 158 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:36,400 you'll continue studying in my school. 159 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:37,960 -Why? -You ask too many questions. 160 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:39,800 But asking questions is a good thing. 161 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:41,240 You asked a question and I gave an answer. 162 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:43,080 When you misbehaved, I gave you a slap. 163 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:44,560 When you cried in the dark, I consoled. 164 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:45,760 And this is how you repay me. 165 00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:53,280 This alliteration seems like decking. 166 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:55,920 No, it's not an alliteration, it's pun. 167 00:07:56,280 --> 00:08:00,000 Because it's repeats four times. 168 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:02,080 Good one. 169 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:04,760 But what subjects will he choose, sir? 170 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:06,640 He's got several options. 171 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:07,960 Maths and bio. 172 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:09,240 How can I choose both? 173 00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:11,120 I barely managed to top in one subject. 174 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:12,920 You didn't top the subject, you topped the class. 175 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:15,760 Sir, won't it be too much pressure on him? 176 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:19,560 He's an aspiring student. He'll handle it. 177 00:08:19,640 --> 00:08:21,440 Let's give it another thought. 178 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:22,640 I've already thought about it. Now you decide. 179 00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:24,080 My stomach's acting up. 180 00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:26,560 He gets loose motions when he's restless. 181 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:32,440 Fine, Mr. Mishra. 182 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:35,400 You choose the subject, we'll decide the fee. 183 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:36,640 And we all win. 184 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:41,120 I got to go. 185 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:47,040 'The same old tune, same old song.' 186 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:49,040 'Same old soap, same old suds.' 187 00:08:49,240 --> 00:08:51,680 'Run, run, run to make money.' 188 00:08:51,760 --> 00:08:53,600 'Run to save money.' 189 00:08:53,920 --> 00:08:57,480 'So as always middle class has decided,' 190 00:08:57,560 --> 00:09:00,320 'that change is not always inevitable.' 191 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:01,640 'Well... come back.' 192 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:08,480 'To a world where Mr. Mishra has calmly accepted his problems.' 193 00:09:08,560 --> 00:09:13,840 'Oldest son Annu's set out to start a revolution in a tie.' 194 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:17,920 'Younger son Aman's demands are growing like eucalyptus.' 195 00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:22,040 'And like always, in the end, comes mom.' 196 00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:24,520 'With new taunts and old things' 197 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:26,680 'And my good name is Gullak.' 198 00:09:26,760 --> 00:09:29,280 'No, no, not to confuse with a piggy bank.' 199 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:32,800 'He's made of plastic and I'm made from soil.' 200 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:37,080 'I pick stories from the same soil and bring them for you.' 201 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:49,360 "At times plays. At times mischief." 202 00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:52,880 "Be it crooked or simple." 203 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:57,640 "A little rigid. A little entangled." 204 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:01,720 "But we grabbed it all the same." 205 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:06,400 "A little moist. A little dry." 206 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:10,480 "At times happy. At times sad." 207 00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:15,080 "It dissolves like cardamom." 208 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:19,360 "It strikes the cord of the heart." 209 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:23,880 "Life was a piggy bank of memories." 210 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:27,960 "Life was a piggy bank." 211 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:53,080 Earlier he used to loiter around, now he's chewing tobacco. 212 00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:56,440 So what? 213 00:10:57,320 --> 00:10:59,680 Even I used to have tobacco in my younger days. 214 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:02,000 No wonder you grew old before time. 215 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:05,040 What rubbish. 216 00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:06,840 We've a young son at home. 217 00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:08,720 I am 17 now. 218 00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:11,880 -So? -So one more year to go before I turn young. 219 00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:16,520 Looking at your hair I can tell you're growing old before time. 220 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:18,600 Forget his hair and check your pockets. 221 00:11:18,680 --> 00:11:20,480 It's what I am doing. 222 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:22,120 I'll have to arrange for the money. 223 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:24,920 The scholarship isn't much of a help. 224 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,880 Why can't we change school, father? 225 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:30,520 A new building, with new paint. 226 00:11:30,840 --> 00:11:32,680 It will even smell better. 227 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,400 Maybe the fee will be lower. 228 00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:36,400 Nanku, make me a fresh cup of tea. 229 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:37,840 There he comes. Mummy, see what he wants. 230 00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:39,360 Listen, young prince. 231 00:11:39,680 --> 00:11:41,520 You may be a topper at school but this is your home. 232 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:42,920 Go and make tea. 233 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:44,080 Mummy. 234 00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:46,880 He brings pills home instead of fritters. 235 00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:51,960 Why doesn't even he ever bring some sweets? 236 00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:53,600 He's earning now. 237 00:12:01,560 --> 00:12:04,200 Money doesn't increase if you keep looking at the passbook. 238 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:07,440 And you won't get ugly if you talk straight. 239 00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:10,480 I've always done my job. 240 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:12,840 Have I ever said no? 241 00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:16,880 But you're always taunting me. 242 00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:18,120 Fine. 243 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:20,520 Then you'll manage this as well. 244 00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:26,080 These days you've been treating me like Aruna Irani. 245 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:30,800 I'm only worried about my children. 246 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:31,960 Yeah, right. 247 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,600 Because you received them as a boon. 248 00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:36,560 I had no contribution. 249 00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:41,440 You do it then. 250 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:52,960 What do you want to eat? 251 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:54,360 Poison. 252 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:01,520 Shall I make chicken? 253 00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:03,760 Why? 254 00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:07,360 Are you in love with me again? 255 00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:13,760 A man should stay within his limits and senses. 256 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,280 I'll talk about senses 257 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:21,600 when I'm back on earth again. 258 00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:28,520 How about a drink to go with the chicken? 259 00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:35,280 Are you making it? 260 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:47,640 'Lucky calling?' 261 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:51,200 Yes, Lucky. 262 00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:53,880 'Annu, I'm getting my size.' 263 00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:54,960 'What's your shoe size?' 264 00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:57,840 I've kicked you so many times. Don't you know my shoe size? 265 00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:59,600 -It's number 11. -'Wait a minute'. 266 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:01,840 'They said they will get it by end of the month.' 267 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:03,160 Fine, I'll buy it at the end of the month. 268 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:04,720 Is it the one with suspension worth 7000 rupees? 269 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:05,960 I don't want any of the local brands. 270 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:08,000 I've been wearing Old Star all my young age. 271 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:10,360 I'll only buy branded shoes with my money. 272 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:12,760 Check other shops. 273 00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:14,840 Fine, send it over. 274 00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:19,040 Go on. The other shoe store is only two blocks away. 275 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:20,480 Parcel for you. 276 00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:25,320 It's a courier. 277 00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:31,040 It's for Annu. Son of Santosh Mishra. 278 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:38,400 Shanti. 279 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:42,240 Look... 280 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:45,160 the boy's got a new bank account. 281 00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:47,440 Do you get it? 282 00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:50,640 Let's talk to him once. 283 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:54,280 -About what? -About money. 284 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:56,960 You talk to him. I won't. 285 00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:58,560 And anyway, he hasn't received his salary yet. 286 00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:00,200 But he will. 287 00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:01,560 We don't know how much. 288 00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:03,640 That's right. 289 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:06,200 I'll buy it immediately after my first salary. 290 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,240 It won't affect your party. 291 00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:09,880 Yeah. 292 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,040 What? 293 00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:13,680 Are you stupid, Lucky? 294 00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:16,520 You're not at the market to bargain. 295 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:19,880 I want to spend my first salary. 296 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,840 Feel what splurging money feels like. 297 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:23,240 Let's talk to him once. 298 00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:26,280 He listens to you. He agrees with you. 299 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:28,760 If you listened to me we wouldn't be buttering him. 300 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:30,480 What's buttering about this? 301 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,760 -What's are you two conspiring? -Nothing. 302 00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:39,720 My hero, my Bobby Deol, come here. 303 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:42,000 Aman, how much longer for the tea? 304 00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:43,120 Two minutes. 305 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:46,280 When did my chequebook and debit card arrive? 306 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:47,440 Just now. 307 00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:49,840 And Byomkesh Bakshi here opened it up as well. 308 00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:53,000 I've told you several times don't touch my things. 309 00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:54,480 Yes, even I told her that. 310 00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:57,280 But she said even if it's his parcel he's my son. 311 00:15:57,360 --> 00:15:58,280 Wait. 312 00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:00,920 -Leave that. Look at this... -Look at what. 313 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:05,120 See here... maintenance fee 4000 rupees. 314 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:06,240 What for? 315 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:08,000 Aman's school. 316 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:09,800 It's the fee structure 317 00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:12,120 I guess they are charging you for the entire school. 318 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:15,800 They would settle for nothing less than a kidney to paint the school building. 319 00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:17,400 Show me. 320 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:23,840 Teacher empowerment fee 1000 rupees. 321 00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:27,320 Now they will empower teachers with our money. 322 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:29,320 I'm paying for education and also to get screwed. 323 00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:31,120 -Tea. -Have it. 324 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,640 The bigger cup was for papa. 325 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:34,520 -I see. -Fine, fine. 326 00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:42,000 They are robbing us, Annu. 327 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:45,000 Outreach 3000 rupees. 328 00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:47,800 -Where are they reaching? -I don't know. 329 00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:49,680 And gaming fee 1500 rupees. 330 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:51,720 They must have added this since PUBG shut down. 331 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:53,760 6000 rupees miscellaneous. 332 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:55,360 -Muscelenus. -Meslesneus. 333 00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:57,240 -It's miscellaneous. -Meaning? 334 00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:59,800 Meaning there's no account of this money. 335 00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:02,480 Is this school or the Parliament? 336 00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:04,960 Passing a bill whenever they like to screw the common man. 337 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:07,800 And look building fund 4000 rupees. 338 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:11,840 I pay the fee, empower the teachers, 339 00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:13,280 And... 340 00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:15,160 -Miscellaneous... -I pay for that too. 341 00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:16,840 -What will they do? -What do you want to do? 342 00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:18,800 -I say let's change school. -Then change it. 343 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:20,600 Let's put him in Bittu uncle's school. 344 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,520 Bittu's opened a school. 345 00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:23,960 -You don't know. -No. 346 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:27,960 She wanders from pole to post with admission forms. 347 00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:31,120 Sits in the rickshaw and gives a speech over the loudspeaker. 348 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:33,320 My brother has opened a school in Machhali Shahar. 349 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,000 My brother has opened a school in Machhali Shahar. 350 00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:37,760 First come first serve. Get admission at a 10% discount. 351 00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:38,800 Those who aren't getting enrolled, 352 00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:42,160 she's threatening them with slashing the wrist. 353 00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:45,000 -Whose wrist? -Her own, father. Blackmailing. 354 00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:46,560 Remember Mrs Gupta in lane no. 3. 355 00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:47,840 The one who looks pretty young. 356 00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:50,040 What rubbish. 357 00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:51,680 Last week she went to her home. 358 00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:53,640 Spread a mat in her courtyard. 359 00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:54,800 Mixed tea with coffee, 360 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:58,840 and at six packets of biscuits but didn't budge. 361 00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:01,080 She said she will go on a hunger strike 362 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:02,520 until you don't enrol him in my brother's school. 363 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:06,400 -Then? -Then what Gupta aunty closed the door, 364 00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:09,680 and slipped out from the back door. She gathered the entire neighbourhood. 365 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:13,560 Then comes a JCB, mummy-papa. 366 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:16,520 Spread its claws like an eagle, 367 00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:19,640 picked her up from her tresses. 368 00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:26,080 She was laughing in midair like Superman in a sari. 369 00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:29,080 As soon as this JCB leaves I will come back with my brother. 370 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:33,520 So Gupta aunty enrolled her son and herself finally. 371 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:35,200 She was scared out of her wits. 372 00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:37,120 Don't laugh. 373 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,640 What's the name of the school? 374 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:39,960 Wild Child School. 375 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:42,000 Is it a school or a zoo? 376 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:43,760 -He's an animal as well. -What? 377 00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:45,480 We'll have to send this animal to some school. 378 00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:47,160 That's your headache. Not mine 379 00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:49,640 -But I... -We won't change school. 380 00:18:58,200 --> 00:18:59,080 Aman. 381 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,080 Get a packet of milk. 382 00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:03,320 I got one in the morning. 383 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:04,800 Then get one more. 384 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,040 Why? 385 00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:07,400 I want to drink tea. 386 00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:08,480 But you are. 387 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:10,960 -I want more. -Won't you get acidity, papa? 388 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:12,600 Then get some curd. 389 00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:14,480 -What will you do with the curd? -Rub it on my head... 390 00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:16,320 Give him 50 rupees. Tell him to go. 391 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:20,200 Here. 392 00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:22,240 It's the opposite. 393 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:23,720 Do you want a beating? 394 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:30,320 You always send me out to get milk or curd, 395 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:32,640 when you want to have a personal conversation. 396 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:35,200 I feel like an outsider in my own home. 397 00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:37,720 Get lost. 398 00:19:58,880 --> 00:19:59,720 Well... 399 00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:02,280 Annu... 400 00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:05,360 I was thinking. 401 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:06,840 What? 402 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:09,680 Did you drink your tea? 403 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:11,200 No, it's cold. 404 00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:13,960 -What's your salary? -Yes, what's your salary? 405 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:16,040 17,000 rupees. 406 00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:18,880 Bravo, son. 407 00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:21,880 Didn't I tell you we'll manage it? 408 00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:23,320 Manage what? 409 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,560 -That... -What? 410 00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:28,000 You tell him. 411 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:29,520 Aman's admission. 412 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:34,200 -What? -Well, Aman's fee is too much. 413 00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:36,360 -And he's also your brother. -I know. 414 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:40,880 So think about his future. You're his older brother. 415 00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:42,400 You've some responsibility. 416 00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:46,080 And you know the condition of this family. 417 00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:48,840 You're the older brother. Think about him. 418 00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:51,200 Think about his education. 419 00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:53,440 This is rhyme. 420 00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:57,440 Literature is an amazing thing. 421 00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:01,400 'Gone are the days when a son gets mature,' 422 00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:03,080 'when he fits in his father's shoe.' 423 00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:08,000 'Now he's mature if he can pay for his family's expenses.' 424 00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:11,040 'Just like Annu Mishra.' 425 00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:12,640 'It goes like this...' 426 00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:15,520 'One who used to counted amongst useless,' 427 00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:18,200 'his fate has mounted.' 428 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:25,640 'Congratulations.' 429 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:30,360 'Mishra family's had a second salary saving account.' 430 00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:08,200 Suryanarayan, did you get admission? 431 00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:10,440 'Yes, I'm loving the new school.' 432 00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:12,640 'There are several girls in the class as well.' 433 00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:15,160 Really? 434 00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:17,000 -Are they beautiful? -'And talented as well.' 435 00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:19,440 'There's a marble patio.' 436 00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:21,240 'That's where I sleep.' 437 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:22,560 'There's a note written on the ground,' 438 00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:24,640 'green grass is precious, don't walk on it.' 439 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:26,200 'The school will be indebted to you.' 440 00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:28,160 If we don't walk on the grass then where will we walk? 441 00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:29,240 'Leave that.' 442 00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:32,720 'For the first time, I want to go to school again.' 443 00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:34,480 'You should join too.' 444 00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:38,440 Forget about me. I'll have to stay here. 445 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:41,560 A man has to endure his own pain. 446 00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:44,800 'But you're a topper.' 447 00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:47,600 That I am. But not in my home. 448 00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:50,480 Mummy and papa are reviewing their finances. 449 00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:52,600 If they fall short of the money, 450 00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:55,160 they will beg or borrow for admission. 451 00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:57,200 Do you know, Suryanarayan? 452 00:22:57,720 --> 00:23:00,120 I don't want to study science at all. 453 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:02,320 I want to study Arts like you. 454 00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:04,480 And live life on my own terms. 455 00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:06,000 'Then live on your own terms.' 456 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:08,800 'Breathe in and chest out.' 457 00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:13,320 'And tell your father "Mr. Mishra I want to study arts".' 458 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:18,040 Fine, hang up. I'll think of something. 459 00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:26,480 Mausam. 460 00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:27,600 Aman. 461 00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:29,880 Your hair's looking really good. 462 00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:31,680 Really? Pass me the comb. 463 00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:34,000 -Which one? -Anyone. 464 00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:44,120 What colour is this? 465 00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:45,720 It's burgundy. 466 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,160 Will it look red like this? 467 00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:50,120 It will look red as a horse after it dries up. 468 00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:51,520 But looks more like a tiger in this one. 469 00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:53,360 You will look like a tiger in it. 470 00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:55,160 It's your personality. 471 00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:57,440 You are right. 472 00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:01,360 How much for it? 473 00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:03,280 The market cost is 1200 rupees. 474 00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:04,840 But 800 for you. 475 00:24:05,120 --> 00:24:06,760 You're my hero. 476 00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:08,160 Yeah! 477 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:15,720 "Let your heart, move forward buddy..." 478 00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:22,640 "We'll cross the bridge slowly-slowly" 479 00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:30,760 "the river runs pretty deep." 480 00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:36,320 "We'll cross is carefully." 481 00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:39,560 "The guy's completely clean but pretends to be super cool." 482 00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:46,120 "He's high on love but a total bloody fool." 483 00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:05,360 "The guy's completely clean but pretends to be super cool." 484 00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:10,360 "He's high on love but a total bloody fool." 485 00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:11,640 Mummy... 486 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:13,880 Curd. 487 00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:14,920 Cancel it. 488 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,040 'Why? Buy it.' 489 00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:17,320 No, I will buy it next month. 490 00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:18,360 'What happened?' 491 00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:20,600 -There's a problem. -'Shall a buy the local one?' 492 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,600 I told you several times I won't wear local. 493 00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:24,160 I'll buy ones with the suspension. 494 00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:25,400 I'll buy it next month. 495 00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:26,960 'And the party.' 496 00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:29,920 There's no party. Nothing. Don't I feed you? 497 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,120 'You do splurge on me.' 498 00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:34,080 Why do I get all the freeloaders? 499 00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:35,120 'Freeloader?' 500 00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:36,360 You. 501 00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:37,560 'I see...' 502 00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:40,400 Tell me... how many syringes did you sell? 503 00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:43,360 -'Hello. Hello...' -Hello... 504 00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:45,560 Lucky, I know you can hear me. How many did you sell? 505 00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:47,200 'I can't hear you. I think there's no network.' 506 00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:48,280 'Hello. Hello...' 507 00:26:48,360 --> 00:26:49,960 Fine, drama queen pretends all you want. 508 00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:56,760 Brother Annu. 509 00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:58,000 What? 510 00:26:58,080 --> 00:26:59,480 I've decided something for myself. 511 00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:02,280 -What? -And I've decided for you as well. 512 00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:04,720 I see... 513 00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:10,720 Let's get our hair dyed. We'll look really nice. 514 00:27:17,360 --> 00:27:18,160 Which colour? 515 00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:22,040 Burgundy. Like a tiger in the middle. 516 00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:28,320 Fine. 517 00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:30,120 I know it's fine. 518 00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:32,880 But it will cost 800 rupees. 519 00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:34,800 Great. 520 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:38,640 I know it's great. But I don't have money. 521 00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:40,600 You'll have to pay for it. 522 00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:42,800 You're getting your first salary. 523 00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:44,040 And I'm your brother. 524 00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:45,560 Think about me too. 525 00:27:58,640 --> 00:27:59,600 Say cow. 526 00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:00,560 Cow. 527 00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:02,320 -Calf of the cow. -Calf of the cow. 528 00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:04,400 -The cow ate jaggery... -Cow ate... 529 00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:09,080 Tiger colour. 530 00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:11,760 Listen, brother Annu. 531 00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:13,960 Papa, I've decided. 532 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,200 Then what will it be? 533 00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:17,800 Don't tell everyone about it. 534 00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:19,000 Why are you telling papa about it? 535 00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:21,040 -Because I have decided. -What? 536 00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:22,880 What you're going to study. 537 00:28:26,360 --> 00:28:28,200 -What do you mean? -Maths. 538 00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:29,280 Great. 539 00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:31,360 -And Bio. -Even better. 540 00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:33,200 He'll have both his options open. 541 00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:38,240 -Papa, there's a small problem. -We don't want to hear it. 542 00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:41,920 -But the school... -We've already decided. 543 00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:44,960 From now on you'll only do as your elders tell you. 544 00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:46,600 -Who is the elder here? -Him. 545 00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:47,920 -And... -Me. 546 00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:53,280 Papa...I made a decision. 547 00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:55,520 Change it to our decision. 548 00:28:57,840 --> 00:28:59,360 And what if I don't listen to you? 549 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:06,080 Papa... 550 00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:09,760 how will his hair look in burgundy colour? 551 00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:11,720 It will look great. 552 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,520 How do I cut it, brother Annu? 553 00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:23,320 Round it up. 554 00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:26,120 He'll look like a hero. Right? 555 00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:31,760 'The reason to get upset is different,' 556 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,880 'and to get furious is different.' 557 00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:37,920 'For years the middle class has maintained this tradition.' 558 00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:42,800 'Between style and hairstyle lies another style.' 559 00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:47,080 'The member of this family who has sacrificed his dreams,' 560 00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:49,080 'to fulfil your necessities.' 561 00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:55,360 'Did you really believe Aman will get to do his heart after topping his class?' 562 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,000 'No.' 563 00:29:57,160 --> 00:30:01,360 'One who pays money snatches your personal freedom.' 564 00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:07,080 'Your freedom of expression, food, drink, sleep' 565 00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:09,280 'and laugh and cry.' 566 00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:14,200 'And sometimes keeping your favourite hairstyle.' 567 00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:21,760 "Neither for the litre of milk, nor the rickshaw's meter" 568 00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:28,680 "Not for the heater in cold, only for the senti-meter..." 569 00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:35,000 "Boy's from across Yamuna, but his world's uber cool" 570 00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:40,880 "Girl's completely english channel, total bloody fool."