I am telling you this is a fracture.
Let the medical guy look at it, dad.
I am telling you. The same thing happened with Patel
when he fell off the electronic bull. This is a fracture.
Dad, uncle Patel suffered from old age, not a fracture.
She can still participate, right?
None of this would have happened if Vikrant hadn't forgotten the bag.
- Correct. - Wow!
Ow!
- Superb! - Nice!
Nice. Got it? Lovely.
Apply some more pink, mom.
- More pink? - Yeah.
- Where is mom's other dress? - In the brown bag.
Okay. Where is the brown bag?
Should be here only.
Her dress is not here. Vikrant.
- It has to be. - I gave it to Vikrant.
I'll just call him.
Relax.
Just tell me. What you want?
??.
Nidhi. We've reached.
Hi, Vikrant. Where is the brown bag?
What? Hello. Everything you put in the car I left it in the green room.
- You're joking, right? - Oh, shit!
Vikrant, how can you forget the brown bag?
I told you before we left. Now you've forgotten it at the door.
Okay. What should I do now?
Just get it now! Now!
Okay, I'm just going.
What's the matter, bro?
I left mom's second costume at home. I'll just go get it.
Wait. Wait. I'll go with you.
Why do you want to go, dad?
Because you can't get things right.
You forgot something so important. Who knows what else you will forget.
- What is wrong with your husband? - He'll get it. He'll get it.
He'll get it, mom. Don't worry. We still have time.
Will someone please give me some water? I'm suddenly dehydrated.
- Mum. - Thanks, my dear.
You want anything else?
Glucose? Biscuits? Tea?
- Oh, wow! Looking really prepared, huh. - Thanks.
Can somebody go and ask when this will begin?
Let Vicky and Govind know.
Hey. Hey. What are you doing? Hit the brakes.
Relax, dad. I've been driving for the past 20 years.
I have been driving for the past 45 years.
Very funny! There are no brakes.
- Please drive slowly. - We won't get there then.
Nothing will happen. Nothing will happen.
I am telling you to drive slowly.
Drive slowly. Drive slowly. Oh, no. You want to be a show master.
Great!
I think we're sorted. I mean the Chief Guest hasn't arrived.
It will take time.
Good.
- But don't tell Vikrant. Let him rush. - Yeah.
- Tell me one thing. - Hmm.
Are you sure about this Nidhi's solo trip?
I mean, why don't you guys make it into a romantic getaway?
Honestly though, I think she needs to do this herself.
- You know, for her growth. - Hmm.
I just hope she doesn't turn this into a Nidhi project.
So basically, I have planned this to the last detail, okay.
I'm gonna fly into the mountains, land and check in.
After checking in I will go for a trek.
After the trek I'm gonna do the hermit type meditation.
And after that lunch.
- After lunch I'm going to.. - Oh, my God, Nidhi!
Are you frickin' kidding me?
Please don't put yourself in that fun forced mode again, okay.
- It's.. Why are you smiling? - I'm joking, man!
This is the first time in my life I haven't planned anything.
I'm just gonna land there and we'll see.
- Really? - I'm so nervous.
I'm so proud of you.
They got here in time today.
- What will we do now? - Oh, shit!
Why aren't you wearing your seat belt?
Do you have your registration papers?
You will get a ticket for the seat belt.
Actually, sir, I'll tell you. ??
- Let me explain. - Yes.
My dad is a heart patient.
- He's already suffered two attacks. - Yes.
He becomes breathless when he wears the seat belt, sir.
??
Oh, God! What's happening now? Are you okay, dad?
- Okay. Go. - Thank you. Thank you, sir.
Let's go.
What do you dream at night?
What kind of a question is that?
They can ask you anything, mom?
Oh, God! Am I sweating too much?
You know what? You just put some perfume.
- Huh? - Yeah.
It'll make you feel much better.
Don't get stressed, mom.
Everything is going to be just fine.
Guys, the judges have arrived.
No, no. It's okay. Breathe in.
Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to Mrs. Meadows 2022.
We already have our first contestant right here.
The feisty, beautiful and extremely well-balanced..
Make some noise for Pramila Shastri!
Whoo!
Come on, mom!
Hi, I'm Pramila Shastri. I'm a homemaker.
I love my children and I tolerate my husband.
So, tell us, Pramila, what made you decide to take part in Mrs. Meadows?
For a long time I have not done anything just for me.
So I narrowed it down to two choices.
Either I join a new kitty or I apply for the pageant.
But I found my motivation at home in the form of my husband.
Frequently he troubles me with a new hobby.
Seeing this behavior I realized I had put myself in some kind of a box.
So what if I am 60 years old.
As my husband says, it's never too late to try out new things, Pammi.
Thank you.
Well said! Well said!
With that, let's call in our second contestant.
Aunty's got good chances, huh.
Yeah. If she gets her clothes on time.
It is Dhruv.
Take it.
- Yes, Dhruv. - Where are you?
We are coming. Hurry up and tell me what you want.
The show is about to begin here. Please rush.
Coming. I will drive if you hang up the phone.
Hold on. Talk to dad.
Yes, son. What is the matter? Dhruv? Hello..
- He hung up. - We are late, dad.
- Drive slowly. - I am driving slowly.
Slowly. Easy.
Mom. You were fantastic! That was great, mom.
- Very good! - Where is papa?
Dhruv has spoken to papa.
- He's coming. Don't worry. - Good.
Contestant number one.
You're up in ten minutes.
- What? - What?
I-I got this. Excuse me. Hi.
Can we please change the order a little?
We are delayed. We're waiting for somebody.
Yeah. Please let's step aside with me for a bit.
Are you guys trying to bribe me or something?
Can you guys take this outside? She can hear you.
- Can we talk outside? - Yes, sure.
Don't worry, mom. Nidhi will handle it.
But I can go like this only, Prerna.
- Yeah. - So what if I don't have...
...the showstopper dress? I feel good.
- As you should. - Yeah.
I mean, you were honest, you were funny.
And just remember, you're the tigress of the pack.
Guys! The bag is here.
Thank God, those idiots brought it!
Contestant number two, Bushani Patel. You're going first.
Well done, Nid!
Now we call on stage again, our next contestant.. Pramila Shastri!
Whoo! Whoo!
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
Go, mom!
- Mom.. - Mom, are you okay?
Mom.
Guys, I am telling you this is a fracture.
But how is she going to juggle?
With a broken hand, you obviously can't participate, mom.
Mom, you just sing. You're so good at it.
Or, mom, do the animal sounds that you do for Naksha and Shaisha.
- You know the monkey, the lion.. - What?! No, she'll lose.
Mom, whatever you do, you must win. I'm going to talk to the organizers.
Mom, you wanna try a dance?
I'd like to do my job if you all would remain silent for two minutes.
Sure, sir. Sure.
I would advise you not to juggle.
And it'll be better if you rest your arm for two weeks.
It will heal by then. I will bandage it.
Thank you very much, Doctor.
Thank you.
I'm sorry, ma'am, but you must let me know now if you want to drop out.
No, no. I have decided to go ahead.
Okay, fine.
But what will you do on the stage, mom?
I have a brilliant suggestion. Why don't you do moonwalking?
You know it's something new. Dancing is passe.
Dad, she's hurt. She can't do..
Mom, I think you should sing. That's the best option.
- Oh.. - Guys, listen to me.
I can solve this situation on my own, right?
So you guys go and wait for me to come on stage. Relax.
- Okay, I am going. All the best! - Thank you.
- Okay. Come on, guys. She's got it. - Mom.
Mom is in full form now.
- This should be good. Come. - Very proud of you.
Best of luck, tigress!
I think it's very brave, what you're doing.
- Thank you. - All the best!
I think she's already won it for me.
Learn from her.
All the best!
Oh, no. Lipstick. Okay, bye.
Kill it!
Glad to see you, Pramila. So, you were supposed to do a juggling act
but I doubt you'll be able to do that now.
What talent is required to juggle?
It's a piece of cake for us wives, right?
But dealing with Mr. Shastri after retirement.. that is an art.
Ladies, I have a request.
Keep your 18-20 year olds locked up at home. Please.
Because Mr. Shastri gets the corniest of ideas when he sees them.
Wheeling, K-pop and multiple others.
Govind, can you please be less 'Wake up, Sid' and more calm down Shastri?
Come on mom! Come on!
How is sharing your personality with the world a talent now?
- What's the matter with her? - Dad, she's roasting you.
R-Roasted?
- What's the matter with you? - I'm enjoying it.
Are you okay?
First I have to deal with him, then I have to deal with my son Vikrant.
- Yes! - Yes!
- Yeah. Come on! - He is the exact opposite.
He is so very lazy even in his sleep he dreams of sleeping.
- That is true. - Thank God, we found Akanksha for him.
Else he would have married his video game.
I agree.
In terms of marriage, there is no one to beat my son Dhruv.
How was I to know he would take me so literally
he literally married the girl next door.
He could have worked a little harder.
Now Dhruv and Nidhi don't want kids.
But that's good because babies cannot be babysitters.
Oh!
And the last but not the least, my lovely daughter Prerna.
My God!
Prerna has a lovely boyfriend.
And the boyfriend has a lovely therapist. Thank God!
Prerna came home last year from Kolkata coz she was homesick.
Now I'm homesick. Sick that she's still at home.
Oh! Love it! Love it!
But I will say one thing. Genuine thing about my husband Govind.
It's because of Govind that my inner child is alive today.
Govind, you know, I think it's time to try couple's therapy now.
- ?? - And finally,
if I've roasted my family today
it's only because I love them so much.
- We love you! - Love you!
I love you.
Thank you.
In third place, we have Rushani Patel!
And second place goes to...
...Radhika Makhija!
Oh!
- She's gonna win. - And the winner...
...of Mrs. Meadows 2022 is...
Pankhuri Ranjan!
- She didn't win. - It's okay.
No, I mean this is ??. This isn't fair.
Also, a very special mention to Pramila Shastri.
- Yay! - Yay!
For being so funny, so brave, so beautiful
and giving us an amazing performance.
Good job, Pam.
Yay! Yay!
Woohoo!
Come on! mom
You want pasta?
Want little pasta?
Little.
- Mom, please be careful with your hand. - Yes. ??
Actually, to mom!
- To mom, yes! - Hey! To you, Pramila!
Cheers, mom! ??
Couldn't have done it without you. Specially the roasting.
Guys, Radhika Makhija's singing was so bad!
I know.
How did they give her a prize?
- O my God! - I know. What was that?
No, no, mum. You should have won. Really.
- Hundred percent. - Definitely.
But you know what? I kind of liked that woman with the dog.
- What was her name? - Simi. Simi.
- She was very cute! - She was cute, huh?
No, no. I mean.. I mean..
- Guys, the dog was cute. - Dog.
Simi was not at all cute.
??.
Dhruv, are we going to do the movie night or not?
??
- Yeah. I'll just set up the TV. - Yeah.
- I'll come with you. - Shall I join you?
- No, dad. We'll do it. - Yeah, yeah.
Fun. Fun. Fun.
Which movie are we watching?
??
Welcome to the movie night.
Yay!
Guys, after the success of the Shastri potluck and mom's amazing roast
we're gonna start a brilliant fun movie.
Yay!
And nobody will have to fake a heart attack.
Whoa!
- What you mean by that? - Nice!
What you mean by that?
- Very proud of you, my brother! - That's not you.
We will be watching 'Andaz apna apna,' so..
- Yeah, let's go. - Fun!
Let's go.
Aalim, why don't you.. ??
Sure.
Hello, Aalim. Son, I know that boys normally make proposals.
But my daughter Prerna is one in a million.
Go, Prerna. Go! Live your life. Go.
Hurry up, my dear.
You won't find available wedding venues at the last minute.
What, Govind? Aalim will run away listening to your scary laugh.
But seriously, son,
I have been monitoring every one of my daughter's choices.
But after she chose you, I can honestly say without a doubt
that my life's hard work has paid off.
Hello, Aalim. I know that you must be wondering
how Prerna could such a captivating and handsome man's sister.
But what can be said? We all feel the same way.
It is what it is. But because I'm feeling very bad for you
I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse.
You get two brothers entirely free with Prerna.
Two.
And even kids on the weekends. That's mandatory actually.
Aalim, you already know steps one to three.
Now it's time for your fourth step.
Actually, there might be a fifth one. Don't mess it up.
Hi, Aalim. Ever since the time we first met in Goa
I knew that Prerna and you are meant to be together.
Prerna is of course the baby of the house
but she's smarter, cooler and kinder than all of us put together.
And the most important thing is, she is crazy about you.
Aalim, you know I am very possessive about my friends.
I got married to one.
But the offer to share Prerna is very limited,
so don't think too hard, Mr. Aalim. Welcome to the family.
Welcome to the family!
??
Welcome, son. Come, my boy. Come.
Enough.
Welcome.
Prerna?
I think there's something waiting for you on the balcony. Go.
Hi.
Aalim, I know we Shastris are a crazy bunch.
I love that you handle us all.
I won't be able to handle anyone, not even myself.
You keep complaining, no, that I always have it my way?
You can continue complaining.
Somehow all my ways lead to you.
I don't know what will happen in the future.
Whether or not I will be able to fulfil all my dreams or not
but, Aalim, this dream,
I can dream just with you.
So I have my dream and I love you.
So, Mr. Aalim Ansari,
will you be mine?
Forever!
But first, for a while now I have been going around with this.
Just waiting for the right moment.
But, on this,
how can I ever top the best writer I've ever loved?
Ms. Prerna Shastri, would you do the honor of being my wife?
Forever and ever.
Yes.
O God!
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
I'm so happy!
Congratulations!
I have only one daughter. I will brighten up the whole city.
And this is to Prerna and Aalim!
Yes!
Listen. We're having a small wedding, right?
I hope so.
We only just got engaged.
Why are they in such a hurry for the wedding?
Yeah. I'm sorry but the Shastris, especially one,
gets really excited when marriage is discussed.
Wait till you meet the Ansaris.