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[light switches off]
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[clock ticks]
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[door creaks]
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[door shuts]
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[clock ticks]
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[door clicks, squeaks open]
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[toilet flushes]
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[typing on the phone]
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[clock ticking]
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[keypad beeps]
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HE JUST SLEPT 15 MINUTES AGO
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HAVE YOU HAD DINNER?
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WANNA ORDER FOR WAFFLES?
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[typing on the phone]
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[intense mobile game music plays]
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Mummy!
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Hungry!
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[sighs]
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[notification dings]
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[title track plays]
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{\an8}♪ Let go… ♪
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{\an8}♪ Of the good ol' day ♪
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{\an8}♪ Of the silent night
That's slipped away ♪
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{\an8}♪ Let it go… ♪
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{\an8}♪ Stop! ♪
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{\an8}♪ Freeze this moment in time ♪
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♪ Where happiness blooms ♪
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♪ Don't let it fade away! ♪
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♪ For the Night is Young ♪
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♪ Till I have you, my friend ♪
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♪ For us the Night is Young ♪
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♪ Until the very end ♪
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♪ My friend! ♪
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♪ O' my friend! ♪
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[title track concludes]
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EPISODE 1
WANNA CATCH A MOVIE?
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[kids and mothers chattering]
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- [baby crying, wailing]
- [Avi] Aw, it's okay.
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It's okay, Rahi!
It's okay, my baby!
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Calm down!
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Why are the kids so cranky today?
What's wrong with Rahi?
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What else would you be if someone
shoves sharp objects on your bum?
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The night's young again tonight…
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Kadambari, be careful, sweetheart!
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[Avi] This doctor's a piece of work.
His bum's redder than a tomato!
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I'll have to look for a new pediac.
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You ask her any questions,
"Why's the kid crying?"
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"Why isn't he doing potty?"
She just has one answer.
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- "Every child is different, sir!"
- [Radz and Suman chuckle]
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Why go to a medical school
if that's your answer?
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Take him to my pediatrician.
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He's ambidextrous.
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He shoves two injections at a time.
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The kid gets confused if she's supposed to
cry for the first or the second?
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My pedo's pretty good though.
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"Pediatrician" is a long word.
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So, you're gonna use "pedo"?
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What is "pedo"?
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Wow! Answer her!
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Please!
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- Um…
- Um?
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Sweetie, that's Mumma's enemy.
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Go on. Go play!
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Hey, guys!
The Avengers is releasing the day after!
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- Let's book the tickets?
- Yeah, of course!
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Yeah, sure.
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You'll come, right?
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Man, wanna watch Avengers next week?
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Let's book the tickets?
I'll do it.
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Hmm?
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Avengers! Guys, hello!
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Remember that glorious time,
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when we'd catch the first day
first show every week!
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It was also a glorious time when I didn't
pee my pants every time I sneezed!
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Wear a bloody diaper! Come on!
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Eshu! Eshu!
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Eshu!
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- Where are you off to?
- [Radz] No, it won't be possible.
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Baby, come here. Come to me!
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The Lord knows you could use a break!
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[Radz] It's okay. It's alright.
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Look, Boo-boo,
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if the three of us want to
catch a movie together on a weekday
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six adults will need to be free
at the same time!
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That's husbands, wives, mothers…
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Six people.
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That's a problem even calculus
can't solve, my friend.
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Just try, motherf…
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- We could try…
- And fail.
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- And not try…
- And not fail.
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Hey! Kadambari, wait!
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- Wait, Kadambari!
- [Suman] Let's play on the swing!
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Let's try for the weekend?
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No, weekend, I'm busy. Just watch her.
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- Next weekend?
- [Suman] No.
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Have plans at Mom's.
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The weekend after?
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I'll be in Lonavla.
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- The next?
- [Suman] No, Sattu's going to Amritsar.
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What about the next?
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- How about next month?
- Next month…
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Yeah, just poop all over my plan,
why don't you?
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The next Avengers will be out
by the time you guys decide!
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Why are you crying?
What's the big deal?
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This is it.
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This is it!
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We've finally become those parents
who are just parents, not individuals!
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Who have no life!
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We can't go to a cafe
for a coffee, right?
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Can't poop in peace.
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Can't even to a party.
Unless it's B.Y.O.B.
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[swing creaks]
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Come on, sweetie.
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I mean Bring Your Own Baby.
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And we can't even watch superhero movies.
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Be we're superheroes ourselves!
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We're "parents"!
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Our dinner goes cold because
the child wants to shit!
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And when I need to go,
he's always sprawled on my chest!
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I'm gonna get piles!
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We used to be so wild, man!
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We planned a Goa trip
on an evening walk once,
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and we were in Goa next morning,
having omelet and beer for breakfast!
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This is not done, man!
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What was that?
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Sweetie, that's called a monologue.
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I'm booking the center seats.
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- We'll make it.
- [Radz] Yeah, alright.
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We'll try, okay?
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I'll get back to you.
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I'll try, for sure!
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[Avi] Great.
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Poor guy…
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We'll wear our old Avengers T-shirts!
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Yeah, no.
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[gentle chatter of kids playing]
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[snaps finger]
Excuse me!
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Is that your daughter on the slide?
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- What's wrong?
- What's wrong?
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You should be standing there.
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She's taken over the whole slide!
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[kids giggling]
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The kids seem to be having fun.
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Did your child complain?
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Why would he?
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I can see it! Look!
Anyone can see.
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Look, she's not letting
anyone play.
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- You should be looking after your kid!
- I won't let you go!
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Stop loitering around here!
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Don't loiter in a park?!
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Kadambari!
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Baby, come back!
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His mother is bugging me. Get back here.
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Hello?
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Any more orders, Your Highness?
Or are you leaving?
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How dare you talk like that?
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I'm talking to you for the kids' sake.
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I have no interest in that damn slide!
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Like mother, like daughter.
Both mannerless!
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[menacing music]
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Are you the damn Park Police?
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You're gonna decide, who's gonna play,
who's gonna loiter?
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Just-- Don't talk to me like that.
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Once a Virar local girl,
always a Virar local girl.
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You wanna know what I teach my daughter?
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I teach her not to take shit
from useless pricks!
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- Mind your tongue--
- I won't. What are you gonna do about it?
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[fumbles]
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I'll complain to the police.
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Wow, the cops have nothing better to do.
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I'll dial 911!
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[Radz] Yeah, hurry!
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Hello, ACP Pradyuman?
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What shameless people!
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Scram!
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Bloody witch!
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Have you guys lost your mind?
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Go straight, take a left,
and then f*** off!
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[Avi laughs]
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You're ruining the sanctity of this park,
Radhika ji!
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[cartoon playing on TV]
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[notification dings]
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[cartoon continues playing over TV]
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[somber music plays]
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[music swells into an uplifting tune]
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[doorbell rings]
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He's asleep?
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Come on… [tuts]
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[Avi] ♪ A good guy's
The guy to be ♪
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♪ An honest guy's the guy to be ♪
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♪ A sweet guy's the guy to be ♪
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♪ That's the guy you need to be ♪
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[continues humming]
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♪ Rahi is a good boy ♪
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♪ Rahi is a sweet boy ♪
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♪ A good guy's the guy to be ♪
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[Rahi babbles]
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[Avi continues humming]
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♪ Rahi is a good boy ♪
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♪ Rahi is a sweet boy ♪
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♪ Rahi is the best boy ♪
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[door creaks close]
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[Rahi babbles softly]
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[door gently creaks close]
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[sighs]
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Can I please go and smell his head now?
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No.
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Please…
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The fragrance of your motherhood
will wake him up.
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Smell mine. Nobody puked on my hair today.
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Puke-free hair is a turn-on.
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Aw, thank you, Mommy!
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[clicks tongue] Don't "mommy" me.
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It's too creepy,
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- that thing, okay?
- Okay, sorry.
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Hmm.
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How was your day?
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Today morning, this stupid--
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What do you want?
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Excuse me?!
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Come home by 6:00 p.m. day after tomorrow?
I wanna go watch Avengers.
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Okay.
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Thanks, I'm really tired.
Go have your dinner.
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B***h!
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[Avi grunts]
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[Rahi starts crying]
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Your son doesn't even sleep as long as
it takes to put him to bed!
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I was reading in this parenting book…
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If you ferberize him…
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He was born because of the fertilization.
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Ferberizing!
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Enough of this Western shit, man.
Let's put him to bed and sleep.
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Give me ten minutes. I'm starving.
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[Avi mock babbles]
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Okay.
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[resumes humming]
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- [temple bells tolling]
- [vehicles honking]
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[Radz] Just try, Rishi!
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Please, man!
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It's matchday.
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I told you, I would've handled her
if it wasn't for the match.
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You're not the opening batsman!
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You're a back-up physiotherapist.
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Stop trying to be cool by saying "match".
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Can't you take a leave like normal people?
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No.
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I mean, hypothetically, a physiotherapist
could also get injured, right?
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Where's your dad?
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He's gone for a meditation retreat.
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So, they're not supposed to speak here.
I'm sure he can text.
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They're not allowed to carry phones, man!
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He's supposed to be back soon,
but I can't get in touch with him.
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Okay, don't worry.
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I'll drop her off at my parents'.
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They'll take care of her.
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No, no…
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There's no need to trouble them.
Are you mad?
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I'll figure something out.
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Okay.
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- It's done! [claps]
- Yay!
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Papa, unicorn!
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- [Rishi] Come on!
- [Radz chuckles]
263
00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:50,720
[Rishi] Come here.
264
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:51,920
[Radz] Hold on tighter!
265
00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:53,320
[neighs]
266
00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:55,120
Sir, please be a dog over there.
267
00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:56,040
I need to clean.
268
00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:58,240
- Bano Didi, a dog?
- [Radz chuckles]
269
00:14:58,360 --> 00:14:59,560
Who sits on a dog?
270
00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:00,520
I'm a horse!
271
00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:02,720
Yeah, fine. Move the horse.
I need to clean.
272
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:06,680
Bano, he's not a horse!
He's a unicorn, silly!
273
00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:09,640
Sir, can you be a Videocon outside?
I need to clean.
274
00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:11,120
[Radz continues laughing]
275
00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:13,880
Videocon!
Kaddu's unicorn!
276
00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:14,800
[Rishi and Kadambari] Unicorn!
277
00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:17,160
Bano, it's not Videocon. It's unicorn.
278
00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:18,560
Omicron?
279
00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:20,600
Not Omicron.
Uni-corn!
280
00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:22,480
Uni-co-run?
281
00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:24,800
Uni-corn!
282
00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:27,800
Uni-co-run!
283
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:31,840
- [divine music plays]
- [Bano] Uni-co-run!
284
00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:38,080
[slow reverb] Uni-co-run!
285
00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:40,400
Hey, Bano!
286
00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:42,400
Babysit my kid for an evening, please!
287
00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:43,400
I wanna catch a movie.
288
00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:46,080
I'm sorry, ma'am!
289
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:48,760
I can do a hundred more dishes.
290
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:50,880
But I won't handle a kid.
291
00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:57,280
[kids chatter]
292
00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:59,600
[cheerful music plays]
293
00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:08,920
[toy train horn blares]
294
00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:15,800
Where's your mom?
295
00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:18,160
[Kadambari] There!
296
00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:20,160
[Radz] Woo-hoo!
297
00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:25,120
[attendant] Ma'am, please!
You'll ruin the balls!
298
00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:26,920
Hey!
299
00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:31,880
Why's your kid always snoozing?
300
00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:33,760
Why do I bother bringing him?
301
00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:35,960
He doesn't sleep at home,
and doesn't wake up outside.
302
00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:38,040
[Suman] Hi!
303
00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:40,120
He's sleeping again?
304
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:43,920
When will he wake up?
305
00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:47,000
No idea. He didn't tell me, you see.
306
00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:48,600
Ooh! Someone's cranky.
307
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:49,760
Faced the wrath of Swadha?
308
00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:51,640
Wanna play games?
309
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:52,640
[scoffs]
310
00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:58,920
Tell us, man!
311
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,720
No, why would I fight with Swadha?
312
00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:02,160
- So who did you fight?
- Mavshi.
313
00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:03,320
- Again?
- [Avi] Yeah.
314
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:04,760
- What happened this time?
- Forget it, man.
315
00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:06,720
- [Radz] Tell me, man.
- It's my fault.
316
00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:08,880
I usually drink black coffee.
317
00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:11,000
But today, I told her…
318
00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:12,680
Mavshi, is the chai ready?
319
00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:13,600
[Mavshi] It's ready!
320
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:15,280
I'm getting it.
321
00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:18,480
Here you go, sir.
322
00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:19,520
[car honks]
323
00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:20,600
Thank you.
324
00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:22,560
What should I give the baby?
325
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:24,360
I'll feed him.
326
00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:26,600
Hey, Rahi!
327
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,120
[Mavshi mock babbles]
328
00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:35,600
[Rahi giggles]
329
00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:39,240
It's a bit sweet,
but the ginger was a nice touch.
330
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,040
Mavshi, there was a glass bottle here.
331
00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:49,520
Here it is.
332
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:54,080
Did you spill it?
333
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:55,360
No.
334
00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:56,360
I used it for the chai.
335
00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:02,200
You wanted to use it to make curd?
336
00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:05,280
Mavshi, that was Swadha's milk--
337
00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:07,000
I mean, it was Rahi's milk!
338
00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:08,720
Swadha expresses it!
339
00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:10,120
What am I gonna feed Rahi?
340
00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:13,360
We keep his milk in bags, don't we?
341
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:14,480
Why did you keep it in a bottle?
342
00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:17,920
We were out of storage bags,
so I kept it in a bottle!
343
00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:20,360
We store our milk in tetra packs!
344
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:21,560
That was over.
345
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:23,840
Then just tell me!
Why are you improvising?!
346
00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:26,720
Swadha goes through a lot of trouble
to express the milk twice a day.
347
00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:28,880
For Rahi, for her baby--
And we used it to make chai!
348
00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:34,160
Well, a cow goes through a lot of trouble
to "express" its milk for her calf.
349
00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:35,840
Not for our chai.
350
00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:41,640
[ironic music plays]
351
00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:47,400
How did it taste?
352
00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:48,560
[Radz] Yes, Avi!
353
00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:49,840
How did it taste?
354
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:51,720
Like you've never tasted it?
355
00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:53,800
Never in chai.
356
00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:57,080
What about coffee?
357
00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:58,640
No, I don't think so!
358
00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:06,160
Did Mavshi enjoy the chai?
359
00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:08,360
- Shut up, man!
- [Radz and Suman laugh]
360
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:12,360
And then she tells me,
"A mother's milk can cure every illness!"
361
00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:13,360
She's right.
362
00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:15,000
Firstly, Swadha's not my mother.
363
00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:17,000
And do I look like a patient to you?!
364
00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:20,040
Well, he's already pissed.
Let's just tell him right now.
365
00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:21,040
- Hmm.
- [Avi] What?
366
00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:23,680
We can't come to the movie.
367
00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:26,200
My husband has an important match,
and my dad's absconding.
368
00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:28,000
Go to hell!
369
00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:30,480
I'll put my feet up on your seat.
370
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:31,600
What did Manju say?
371
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,600
What… just you and me?
372
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:38,960
Yeah, we're not going on a date, are we?
What's she tripping on?
373
00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:40,640
[gasps]
374
00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:41,600
[Eshaan] Mummy!
375
00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:46,720
[Suman] Eshu, you shouldn't hit Mummy.
376
00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:50,440
What a throw!
377
00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:53,760
- [kids chattering]
- [gentle music plays]
378
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:58,120
[mock babbles]
379
00:19:58,440 --> 00:19:59,280
Fly!
380
00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:00,720
He'll fly and go…
381
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:02,520
and hit the monkey!
382
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:08,880
[mock babbles]
383
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:11,600
[mimics a motor playfully]
384
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:18,480
[phone notification dings]
385
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:22,000
Hi!
386
00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:23,360
Hi!
387
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,120
I just saw you with your kid.
388
00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:27,160
He's really cute. A boy, right?
389
00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:28,120
Yes.
390
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:29,840
Yeah, you're really awesome with him.
391
00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:31,560
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
392
00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:32,640
How old is your kid?
393
00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:35,640
Seven. Actually,
I got married really early.
394
00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:38,160
- At the age of fifteen?
- [laughs]
395
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,360
LMAO. You're so funny!
396
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:41,520
And what's his name?
397
00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:44,600
His name is Avinash. His name is Rahi.
And you are?
398
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:45,640
Pooja.
399
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,520
Female version of,
"Bet you've heard that name before!"
400
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:50,240
LOL!
401
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:52,280
You're just too funny.
402
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:56,360
But it's so nice that you have time
even on weekdays…
403
00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:59,120
Tiara's dad is busy on weekends as well!
404
00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:01,200
That's my daughter Tiara.
405
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:02,440
Tiara!
406
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:03,760
- Hi!
- [Avi] Hi!
407
00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:05,840
- She's so cute, right?
- Yeah, just like you.
408
00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:07,560
Aw, that's so sweet.
409
00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:14,960
Do you like Avengers by any chance?
410
00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:17,000
Not really.
411
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:20,120
But I've heard the new one
also features Krish?
412
00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:25,240
Yeah, so I've heard.
413
00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:26,720
Yeah.
414
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:28,040
Hi, baby!
415
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:31,640
Hi! How are you?
416
00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:33,000
- Hi!
- Hi!
417
00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:34,680
I'm handsome's wife. Who are you?
418
00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:38,000
I'm Pooja. That's my daughter Tiara.
She's seven.
419
00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:39,120
Good for you!
420
00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:41,560
- She got married really early.
- [Pooja] Yeah.
421
00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:42,880
[all chuckle awkwardly]
422
00:21:44,360 --> 00:21:47,560
{\an8}- [Kadambari] Abracadabra!
- [soft music plays]
423
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:49,480
Gili Gili Choo!
424
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,280
Complete this properly first.
425
00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:52,560
[Rishi] Yeah, I'm coming!
426
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:54,440
- But what's the scene?
- Hey, Rishi!
427
00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:55,400
Yeah?
428
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:56,640
Going somewhere?
429
00:21:57,360 --> 00:21:58,240
That Cool Bar.
430
00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:00,000
What cool bar?
431
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:01,920
That's the name of the place.
432
00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:03,200
That Cool Bar.
433
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:05,360
So, you're taking Kadambari, huh?
434
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:12,440
I didn't tell you?
435
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:13,840
Of course, you did.
436
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:16,800
That’s the look you see on my face
when you tell me things.
437
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:24,880
What about her bedtime?
438
00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:26,760
It's just bedtime…
439
00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:27,840
[tuts]
440
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:28,760
[fake chuckles]
441
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:30,480
- You find this funny?
- [giggles]
442
00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:33,400
Because it's just bedtime, right?
And it's just bath time!
443
00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:37,480
I had specifically told you, right?
"I wanna go cycling tonight."
444
00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:38,800
"Please take care of her today."
445
00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:39,960
Okay, I won't go.
446
00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:41,960
So many stars, but just one moon!
447
00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:43,160
- [Rishi] Huh?
- Yes!
448
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:45,400
Just complete this, alright.
Mumma will be back.
449
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:46,560
My baby!
450
00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:48,920
So, I shouldn't go, right?
451
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:50,480
Decide for yourself.
452
00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:54,160
[Rishi sighs]
453
00:22:56,880 --> 00:23:00,800
[Rishi] Well, but if my decision doesn't
align with your thoughts, I'll be f***ed.
454
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:02,600
So, just tell me what to do.
455
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:04,280
[spatula tapping the pan]
456
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:10,640
I don't wanna fight in front of Kadambari.
457
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:12,560
Baby, I don't wanna fight at all!
458
00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:14,920
What's the big deal? I'll cancel!
459
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:17,360
Where's my damn phone?
460
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:19,240
I'll just tell them
my wife wants to go cycling.
461
00:23:19,360 --> 00:23:21,360
- I won't go--
- Don't make me the villain!
462
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:23,960
Don't paint me as a villain
in front of your friends.
463
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:25,160
You wanna go, right?
464
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:26,280
Just go.
465
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:27,440
Have fun.
466
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:30,840
[Radhika breathes deeply]
467
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:34,840
Are you crying?
468
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:37,040
F***. You're-- Are you gonna cry?
469
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:39,800
How many times have I told you
to not ask me if I'm gonna cry!
470
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:41,240
That always makes me cry!
471
00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:42,600
- I'm not going.
- [Radz] No.
472
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:44,440
- But just…
- [glass bottles clink]
473
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:47,200
next time…
474
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:49,680
just have a word with me before
you make these instant plans, alright?
475
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:51,000
I'll be ready, right?
476
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:52,520
Alright?
477
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:53,680
Go. Have fun.
478
00:23:57,840 --> 00:23:58,720
Right.
479
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:05,560
[Radz sniffles]
480
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:09,480
What is wrong with you?
481
00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:12,440
You say such things that…
482
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:13,960
I cry instantly!
483
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:18,840
- One fish. Fell into the water. Splash!
- [uneasy music plays]
484
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:22,360
Two fish. Fell into the water. Splash!
485
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:25,880
One fish. Fell into the water. Splash!
486
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:29,080
Five fish. Fell into the water. Splash!
487
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:30,960
Finish your food, Kadambari. Come on.
488
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:36,360
Good night.
489
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:38,040
Kisses!
490
00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:39,480
[Radz] Come on, finish your food.
491
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:42,600
I can't believe you're actually going!
492
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:46,880
[door closes]
493
00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:50,920
What's with the surgical strike, man?
494
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:53,040
You asked me to decide.
495
00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:55,400
I decided to go. Now I'm going.
Why the last-minute drama?
496
00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:56,760
I'm not being dramatic!
497
00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:00,280
I'm just saying you decided one hour ago,
498
00:25:00,360 --> 00:25:02,280
that you wanna go out
and chill with your friends.
499
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:03,640
And you can go.
500
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:08,400
I've been planning to catch a movie
for two days, but I can't do that?
501
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:11,200
I told you we could drop her off
at my parents'!
502
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:12,680
What's the problem?
503
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:16,280
She'll have some sweets
and maybe some extra screen time.
504
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:19,400
I've grown up gorging on biscuits
while watching TV!
505
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:20,880
Coffee!
506
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:22,640
What?
507
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:25,640
They gave her coffee last time!
She's three years old, man!
508
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:28,840
Why are you saying it
as if it was snake poison?
509
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:31,240
She might've tasted a bit.
510
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:33,160
You drink three cups a day!
511
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:36,280
- Also…
- Please finish your food.
512
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:38,080
Finish that bite first.
513
00:25:40,360 --> 00:25:42,400
What nonsense man…
514
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:44,640
And…
515
00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:47,320
they're her grandparents!
516
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:51,440
They can feed her coffee,
they can feed her biscuits!
517
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:53,920
There's no need to yell
in front of Kadambari, Rishi!
518
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,840
Yeah, try saying that without yelling!
519
00:25:58,440 --> 00:25:59,320
[door thuds close]
520
00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:01,960
[Radz] Go on, baby. Eat.
Finish your food.
521
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:12,280
I'm taking the keys.
Don't lock the door from inside.
522
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:15,120
Dad! You're a pedo!
523
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:16,720
Pedo! Pedo!
524
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:20,320
What?
525
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,440
[quirky music plays]
526
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:29,240
[chuckles]
527
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:39,440
- [Suman] Mom! We've left--
- [Manju on call] You haven't left, right?
528
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:41,560
Your sister had called.
529
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:44,120
She's called me to look after Tashu.
530
00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:49,080
She and her husband need to attend
some important client dinner.
531
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:51,280
And their Nani's busy today, because--
532
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:53,200
You're the Nani. That's their nanny.
533
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:54,520
[Manju] Yeah, whatever…
534
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:56,080
You can come tomorrow--
535
00:26:56,480 --> 00:27:00,120
No, I need to attend
a friend's kitty party in my building.
536
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:02,600
You can drop Tashu off
at my place the day after.
537
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:05,440
But Dad's home, right?
Can't he look after him?
538
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:08,320
[Manju] Your dad's never even bothered
to look after himself!
539
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:10,200
How will he look after the kids?
540
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:13,320
So, as always,
you've chosen Saloni over me.
541
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:14,920
[Manju] What are you saying?
542
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:16,760
You just wanna go
watch a movie, right?
543
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:18,280
You could go anytime!
544
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:20,480
She has an important office dinner!
545
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:24,560
- [line disconnects]
- [cartoons playing in the background]
546
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:41,440
[screams silently]
547
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:43,920
[Sudha Murthy cartoon plays on iPad]
548
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:48,960
[knock on the window]
549
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:54,840
Why are you bawling?
550
00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:56,600
Did someone hit you?
551
00:27:57,720 --> 00:27:58,920
This is a no-parking zone.
552
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:00,400
Come on, move!
553
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:05,440
Can't even have a meltdown in peace!
554
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:26,520
Mumma, please don't go!
555
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:29,560
Baby, I'll go for some time
and be back in a jiffy!
556
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:30,800
Grandpa will be here with you.
557
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:33,240
Please! Don't go!
558
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:35,680
What's with the long faces?!
559
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,440
Just leave, Radhika. She'll be fine.
560
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:39,320
How can I just abandon her like that, Pa?
561
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:42,280
Mumma, please don't abadaba me.
562
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:45,680
Sweetie, she's fed, clothed,
and with a grandparent.
563
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:47,920
This is not abandoning.
564
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:50,040
- That's not true!
- Really?
565
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:52,160
Tell me something…
566
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:54,800
when Rishi goes out…
567
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:56,520
does she plead with him to stop?
568
00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:58,360
- Yeah.
- And he doesn't go?
569
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:00,560
He does.
570
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:03,520
After your mother passed away…
571
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:05,840
if I would've…
572
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:08,360
given up on myself…
573
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:10,280
or things that make me happy,
574
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:12,280
I would've been a really sad man.
575
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:16,200
But I prioritized my happiness
just as I did yours.
576
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:19,120
And I'm doing fine, right?
577
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:20,560
Yeah.
578
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:21,920
You're also fine!
579
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:25,200
- Just remember one thing.
- [sensitive music plays]
580
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:30,000
Sure, take care of your daughter,
but don't you dare forget about mine!
581
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:33,000
Yeah?
582
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:35,760
Now just go out and relax for a bit.
583
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:37,720
I've raised you…
584
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:39,480
I can take care of your daughter!
585
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:42,280
- Papa, at 4--
- And I'll do it my way!
586
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:43,840
But I'll take care of her.
587
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:45,520
Cool?
588
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:46,480
Cool.
589
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:48,800
What a line!
590
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:52,360
You need to teach me this emo stuff.
It'll be helpful with her.
591
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,480
Get out of here now.
592
00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:57,160
Go on.
593
00:29:57,480 --> 00:29:58,600
Kadambari, sweetie…
594
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:00,400
Let's watch some cartoons!
595
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:02,280
But Mumma says…
596
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:07,160
TV will make my eyes blind
and my brain small!
597
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,280
[Radhika's Dad] But it's Thursday, right?
598
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:10,320
Yeah, it's Thursday.
599
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:13,080
The TV doesn't do that on Thursdays.
600
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:16,200
In fact, my favorite cartoon
plays on TV on Thursdays.
601
00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:17,880
Let's watch that.
602
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:22,360
Go.
603
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:24,320
- Okay.
- Okay, come.
604
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:30,640
Come on!
605
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:33,160
Yes! Good job!
606
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:35,560
- And?
- [Kadambari] Look at how I sit!
607
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:38,680
[Radhika's Dad] Come on. Let's start.
608
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:43,920
[kids] Get him! Get him!
609
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:45,760
[boy] Catch me if you can!
610
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:51,280
[kids] Get him! Come on!
611
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:54,680
- Get him
- [sobs]
612
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:57,000
Look, that aunty is crying.
613
00:30:57,240 --> 00:30:59,200
Yeah, she's crying.
614
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:01,760
[sniffles]
615
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:03,360
[kids] Run! Run!
616
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:04,400
Run! Run!
617
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:08,400
[Eshaan] Papa!
618
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:11,040
Eshu, you shouldn't call strangers "Papa".
619
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:14,080
[Sattu] But he can call his Papa
"Papa", right?
620
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:17,560
Sattu? You--
621
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:21,480
You had a meeting, right?
622
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:25,240
Yeah, but I saw your text about your plan.
623
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:28,040
I told them you were
under the weather and left.
624
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,000
Just don't post anything
on social media, alright?
625
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:32,000
Go on.
626
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:35,120
Satvinder Singh Gulati…
627
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:37,440
you are…
628
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:39,400
[funky music plays]
629
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:46,080
Go on, you'll miss the movie.
630
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:49,400
- You'll watch him, right?
- Yeah.
631
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:52,160
- That--
- Your bag…
632
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:53,440
No?
633
00:31:57,360 --> 00:32:00,840
{\an8}[upbeat music playing]
634
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:20,120
- [Rahi babbles]
- No, don't-- Don't look at me.
635
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:23,080
Look at the trees.
636
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:32,520
Why's the baby here?
637
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:34,760
Can't leave him alone.
638
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:38,240
Swadha needs to sort some
urgent paperwork for court tomorrow.
639
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:40,840
Avi, the movie starts in 20 minutes, man.
640
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:43,520
Go on, have fun.
I'll watch it over the weekend.
641
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:44,920
What bullshit?!
642
00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:46,920
We don't give a damn about Avengers.
643
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,400
You wanted to watch it,
and we wanted to watch it together!
644
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:50,960
But I can't bring him along.
645
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:53,200
You know what, let's just take him.
We'll figure it out. Come on.
646
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,200
We'll bring him outside
for a walk if he cries.
647
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:57,480
We'll take turns. Let's go.
648
00:32:57,640 --> 00:32:58,840
What's the point? Are you crazy?
649
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:01,920
I hate parents who bring
crying kids to the movie theater.
650
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:03,920
So, what should we do?
651
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:08,320
[film music playing]
652
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:17,080
["Akhiyaan Milaoon Kabhi" playing on TV]
653
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:23,840
♪ Sometimes, I'll meet your eyes
Sometimes, I'll shy away! ♪
654
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:26,360
♪ You have me under your spell! ♪
655
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:28,360
Her eyes are pointing outward!
You're doing it wrong.
656
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:33,680
♪ Sometimes, I'll meet your eyes
Sometimes, I'll shy away! ♪
657
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:36,000
♪ You have me under your spell! ♪
658
00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:38,520
♪ Sometimes, I'll meet your eyes
Sometimes, I'll shy away! ♪
659
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:40,240
Sanju, what are you doing to me, man?
660
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:41,360
♪ You have me under your spell! ♪
661
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:43,560
{\an8}♪ Sometimes, I'm coy
Sometimes, I jump at you ♪
662
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:45,640
{\an8}♪ I'm out of control! ♪
663
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:49,280
♪ My feet are just… dancing to the beat! ♪
664
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:50,240
Need water!
665
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:52,560
{\an8}- Love you, Sanju. Bye!
- [Suman] I need chips!
666
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:54,880
{\an8}[Radz] I need water!
667
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:56,560
{\an8}[Suman pants]
668
00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:57,520
{\an8}Grow up, guys.
669
00:33:58,160 --> 00:33:59,040
Never.
670
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:01,640
{\an8}I had cried when I saw
this movie for the first time.
671
00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:03,720
{\an8}I feel sad for you, Avi.
672
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:12,560
{\an8}Man, this is so nice.
673
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:16,280
- I mean, I love our kids.
- [poignant music plays]
674
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:17,840
{\an8}I really do.
675
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:20,000
But…
676
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:22,680
I miss that "do nothing" phase, you know?
677
00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:25,440
Now, even if we wanna do something small,
678
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:27,400
we need to plan it
like a f***ing space expedition.
679
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:28,680
And it still falls through.
680
00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:32,840
{\an8}I like how poorly
you think of space expeditions.
681
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:36,200
{\an8}[Suman sighs]
682
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:40,920
{\an8}God gave us children,
but he took our childhood away.
683
00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:43,640
{\an8}[Radz] Avi, my child!
684
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:45,640
{\an8}Why are we smoking these
f***ing clove cigarettes?
685
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:48,040
{\an8}Are we 17 again?
686
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:51,920
{\an8}- Sometimes I wish we were 17 again?
- What?!
687
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:54,320
{\an8}You were a mess at 17.
688
00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:56,640
{\an8}"Avi doesn't love me!"
689
00:34:56,720 --> 00:34:59,360
{\an8}"Why does he wanna date
a girl called 'Prinkle'?"
690
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:03,040
{\an8}Guys, Prinkle was ready to bl** me
in a movie theater.
691
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:05,800
{\an8}I was 17 and horny.
692
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:08,960
{\an8}And Suman was Amrita Arora from Vivaah.
693
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:12,440
[giggles]
694
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:13,920
That wasn't Amrita Arora.
695
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:16,200
- Amrita Singh, right?
- Could be…
696
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:20,440
{\an8}Not Amrita Singh…
697
00:35:22,240 --> 00:35:23,320
Amrita Rao.
698
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:26,400
{\an8}Amrita Singh is that guy's mom.
699
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:28,120
{\an8}I need to pee.
700
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:29,160
Right!
701
00:35:29,240 --> 00:35:30,200
Hey, you're drunk!
702
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:32,440
She's not his mom, she's his ex-wife.
703
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:33,960
Idiot!
704
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:35,920
{\an8}But she's someone's mom, right?
705
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:39,640
{\an8}[door clicks close]
706
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:52,480
{\an8}Come on, Suman!
Flirting with me again?
707
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:54,560
{\an8}This ship has sailed, man.
708
00:35:56,720 --> 00:35:57,640
What did I say?
709
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:00,360
You don't have to say something to flirt.
710
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:03,560
I'm not flirting.
711
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:05,840
But your eyes are.
712
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:09,920
[Radz] And it was not like I asked
Rishi to skip office and stay at home!
713
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:12,160
No, I just want the small things, man!
714
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:14,880
We wanted to have fun,
and we are having fun!
715
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:16,280
We're chilling together!
716
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:19,240
This is way more fun than Avengers, right?
717
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:21,080
We're Avengers assembled!
718
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:23,960
[all chuckle]
719
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:26,160
You know what Harivansh Rai ji once said?
720
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:28,200
I had heard Amit ji say it obviously.
721
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:30,440
If things fall in place, good.
722
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:32,760
If they don't, even better! Screw it!
723
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:36,920
- I'm sure he didn't say "Screw it".
- No, he didn't.
724
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:38,160
Definitely not.
725
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:41,560
[Rahi starts crying]
726
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:44,080
Hey!
727
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:48,400
- [Radz sighs]
- [party pooper music]
728
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:57,880
Party's over.
729
00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:01,400
The night's young again tonight…