♪ O' my crazy heart ♪
♪ Don't you dare break my heart ♪
♪ This little bud… ♪
♪ May it stay on The bark of my life forever ♪
♪ But be careful… ♪
♪ Of those silky tresses ♪
♪ Tresses that fly! ♪
♪ Tresses that make my heart fly! ♪
♪ Tresses that change their color ♪
♪ Tresses that change their gait ♪
♪ Tresses that change themselves… ♪
[song fades out]
[title track plays]
♪ Let go… ♪
♪ Of the good ol' day ♪
♪ Of the silent night That's slipped away ♪
♪ Let it go… ♪
♪ Stop! ♪
♪ Freeze this moment in time ♪
♪ Where happiness blooms ♪
♪ Don't let it fade away! ♪
♪ For the Night is Young ♪
♪ Till I have you, my friend ♪
♪ For us the Night is Young ♪
♪ Until the very end ♪
♪ My friend! ♪
♪ O' my friend! ♪
[babies cooing and crying]
[Suman] Go to sleep, Eshu.
There's a lollipop in my bag. Give it to him.
Swadha will kill me. Sugar isn't allowed.
What's "Not allowed"? You're the mother right now. You decide.
It's not allowed! There's nothing to decide!
[Suman] You can't give him the iPad, can't give him a lollipop!
Eshu, we'll be there soon.
- You-- - You're missing the turn!
Wait, what?
What are you doing, Avi?
- What can I do? - GPS!
Radhika has planned the party in Satan's freaking a**hole!
- Sweetheart, stop crying, please. - Eshaan, don't cry.
- [Avi] Oh, man! These two-- - [Suman] You're his half-mother too!
Don't you have any parental rights?
The father's a parent too, you know!
- [Suman] Should I check on the kids-- - [Avi grunts negatively]
Let them nap for a while, or they'll get cranky when we get there.
[Suman] Hmm.
When will you wear pants?
Man, you girls can get away with such "unwoke" shit!
Come on, man, me and Swadha, we don't think like that.
Who wears pants in the relationship… How does that matter?
It's such a regressive concept.
We both can wear anything.
- Pants, skirts, lacha, ghagra-- - Idiot.
For the past eight months, I've only seen you in pajamas and shorts.
Have you thrown away all your pants?
Oh, you mean it that way?
I'm comfortable this way. It lets 'em breathe.
You're overdressed for a kids' party.
Why are you dressed like an ice cream?
Overcompensating.
For what?
Look what's inside.
Ugh!
You're into black magic?
No, Avi.
This is all my hair I found in my house today.
I'm going bald.
I don't have much time left.
I want to make the most of it by dressing up every day.
Fine, but why are you collecting it? Planning on knitting a sweater?
No, there will be other moms at the party, right?
I'll ask them if it's normal.
Have you forgotten how to deal with grownups?
You're going to ask the pretty, decked-up moms if they're losing their hair?
Why don't you ask them their salaries instead?
Take this. Idiot!
Look on the bright side.
If you've got no hair,
there's no bad hair day.
- Sometimes even I tell Swadha… - [phone ringing]
to shave it all off.
- It would be so relaxing-- - It's Radz!
F***, Radhika, where have you organized this party?
This place is so isolated. Is it a rave?
[Radz on call] How long will you guys take?
The map says 15 minutes.
[Radz] Okay. Where are you now?
How would I know?
[Radz] What do you see around you?
A tree.
Many trees, actually.
Hey, and there's a mountain.
[cow moos]
Four cows and a horse--
What the f*** is a horse doing here? [giggles]
And there's someone talking on the phone--
F***, that's you!
I can see you guys.
Stop f***ing around and get here fast, a**hole!
[Avi] Yes, we're coming!
- Let's go. - [lively party music playing]
- Your phone! - Grabbed it.
That's my phone.
Radz, this is amazing!
It looks incredible!
[mic screeches in the background]
Hi.
- [announcer speaking in the background] - This is a bit excessive.
[laughs] Thank you very much.
Jackson, please carry all their bags.
- Sure, ma'am. - Take care of everything for them.
Thank you.
- Should I? - Yes, give it to him.
- [Suman] Uh, my purse. - Sure, ma'am.
- Thank you. - Welcome.
This is Nilu. You'll take care of Rahi.
- Okay? - [Nilu] Okay, ma'am.
Anything he wants, anything he needs.
You will take care of Eshaan, Suparna.
Okay?
Balloons, bubbles, whatever he needs…
He really likes construction toys. Okay?
Go play.
- [Suparna] Hello! - No, he doesn't trust strangers easily…
[Suparna mock babbles] Aw!
"No, he doesn't trust strangers easily!"
How did he just…
They are professionals. They know what they're doing.
Relax.
So, what do we do now?
Just enjoy, man! Let's go.
Come on.
Guys, music! Let's keep it going. Come on!
Gia!
Gia, look who's here!
- Hey! - [Radz] Kadambari!
- Hi! - [Kadambari] Mumma!
- [blows kisses] - [playful chatter]
Oh, my God!
[Avi] How are you?
- It's been so long. - Yeah, very long, yeah.
- How have you been? - Good. How have you been?
Very good.
- Hi! - [Suman] Hi.
- How are you? - I'm good. Thank you.
- How are you? - Very good, babe. Very good.
Okay. You all must meet my mom.
She'll be so happy to meet you all after so long.
Yeah! I mean, it's been what? Fifteen years?
At least!
[Avi] Yeah, I don't think she'll be happy to see me.
The last time she saw me, she threatened to complain to the principal
if she got one more blank call!
Every guy from the school used to call her.
I think even our PE teacher used to do it.
Oh, there she is!
She thinks she's in Goa in her youth, okay?
- [Gia] Woo-hoo! Go, Mom! - Woo!
Radz, babe--
- You guys, come on! Let's go! - Eshu!
I'm also coming.
Radz, babe, you've killed it!
Just killed it.
A kids' party that focuses on adults.
It's the best theme ever.
Look around.
Everyone is so happy.
I just want to give you a kiss.
[smooches, laughs]
[Avi] I also helped a lot, actually.
Fine. Come here.
Hey, look at Araya and Rahi.
Our kids are getting along so well!
Well, looks like my son's gonna fulfill my dream of getting a Mascarenhas girl.
Yeah, right.
Very funny.
This guy hasn't changed one bit, has he?
His clothes haven't changed either…
Yes, one second.
Babe, everything is under control.
So, you guys drink, and I'll be back.
There are drinks?
I'm organizing the party.
There's a kids' play area. Why won't I have one for adults?
Get him wasted!
I'm ready to get wasted!
Hit me!
- Cheers! - Cheers!
We're going to have a lot of fun today.
But how will we get home?
Let me take one sip in peace, please?
I've arranged for drivers! Drink!
[energetic party song plays]
- [camera shutter clicks] - [Suman cheers]
[Suman sighs]
What a party, Radz.
Yeah, man.
This exhausted housewife blesses you
for granting her this rare and sacred rest!
How much is she spending on this?
Twenty lakhs…
Seriously?
Are you kidding me?
That's more than what I spent on my entire education!
[Avi] You could have bought a nice car with that money.
What sin have modern parents committed
- that they need such expensive repentance? - Please, feed them.
Start serving the food, please. Yes.
Well, it's good, right? If they spend, it's good.
I've already received three inquiries today.
[Avi] Oh, nice.
Spend away, give me the money. I'll take all of it!
[moans]
Excuse me?
Has Eshu forgotten me?
- Oh, man! You and-- - Where is he?
Please keep your abadaba issues in check, man.
What are you doing? Enjoy the party.
There he is. He's having fun!
Why don't you have fun, as well?
Hey, listen,
could you come up with a good name for my events company?
“Fun Time with Kids”?
Or…
“Arty Party with Radhika.”
It's cool.
Sit this one out.
It's very cool.
That's enough, ma'am, my muscles have turned to jelly.
Thank you!
Wow, brother, you're doing the Lord's work!
- [waiter] Thank you, sir… - Guys…
Chug it up like old times.
The winner decides the punishment for the other two.
- Sound good? - Okay.
[exclaims]
I won! This is gonna be fun!
Radhika, pull out your ugliest photo from your phone.
- Why? - Just do it.
I won. I can do whatever I want!
Ugly? Alright, wait a minute.
[Radz] I had a sty that day,
and Rishi was like "Let's click a picture!"
So, it'll be that one. Look.
That really is ugly.
No, this is fine.
Post it on your FB.
- Oh man, no way! - Come on!
- No!
- [Radz] Are you mad? - Do it.
- Alright. I'll put up an Insta story. - Not on Insta.
All the relatives, exes, and in-laws
are on FB. Make it your profile picture.
You're going to hell for this.
You'll burn in the fiery pits of hell!
Jerk.
If the kids weren't around, I'd swear even more. Done.
- How long should I keep it? - Just 24 hours.
F***, I'm brilliant!
- You're going to sext Sattu. [cackles] - Yes!
No!
I don't know how to sext.
[Radz] So, what? I know!
- Give it to me. - No…
- Give it to me. - No, Avi!
- Just give it to me. - Radz, you'll mess it up.
Don't worry, I'll keep it PG-13, okay?
[cackles]
- [Radz] Hold on a second. - Are you done?
Hold on to your horses!
What did you write?
[snickers]
- What? - You're welcome.
"My lips are touching a cold bottle of beer,
but guess what they really want to touch?
Hint: It's in your pants."
Radz, man!
Will Sattu get it?
What if he thinks her lips want to touch his wallet?
Ew!
Hey, he's texting!
- Sister? - Ugh!
He replies to a lewd sext with a "hug" emoji.
You guys creep me out, man. Seriously.
- [party music begins] - Come on! Let's go!
Guys, come on, let's dance.
Your Gia's waiting for you Avi!
Put on your dancing shoes!
[energetic party song resumes]
[energetic party song fades out]
[Radz groans in discomfort]
[Avi] This is a mosquito fest!
My legs gave up!
[Radz and Suman chuckle]
[Radz] Guys, all sorted.
This is my first income after so long.
Let's drink to that.
No, we've had too much already.
- [in Marathi] I'm plastered. - Me too.
[Avi in broken Marathi] I can plaster on some more.
[in Hindi] Friends, my legs are killing me.
If you dance like a mad dog, that's bound to happen.
Have you ever seen a dog dance?
What's this weird projection? People keep saying that.
Man, I want to get a dog.
But Swadha says either a second kid or a dog.
Not both.
Are they both the same? A dog and a kid?
Dogs are better.
Kids will outgrow their parents.
A dog will always be with you.
[Radz] Obviously.
We don't burden a dog with the expectations of
coming first in class,
getting married at the right age, and taking care of us when we're old.
Point.
Hey, can we play a game until the driver arrives?
Truth and dare.
- Truth and truth. - [Avi] Okay.
My legs hurt. I'm not getting up.
Avi, did you ever f*** Gia?
Truth.
How long have you been holding on to that question?
Too long. Answer.
No.
We kissed once
at someone's birthday party.
So, the next day, I thought I'd call her and ask her out on a date.
But she had already texted me. "We've made a grave mistake."
That was a real kick in the balls!
Oh, and sorry! That birthday party was at your place!
There hasn't been a birthday party at my place after the fifth grade.
How's that possible?
- No. - We've had so many--
We haven't.
Huh?
Why?
- It's nothing-- - Cut the crap! Suman, the truth.
Why haven't you had us over for your birthday since fifth grade?
[90's Bollywood song starts playing]
Mom, Suman is wearing your lipstick.
Mom, you had told me it's okay!
It's my birthday!
[Manju] Saloni, stop troubling her.
You'll look terrible.
Only kids and oldies use lipstick.
Cool people wear lip gloss.
[song stops]
[Saloni] When will your friends be here?
I asked them to come by 4 p.m.
- They must be on their way. - [doorbell rings]
[kid] Happy birthday, Suman!
Thank you.
- Happy birthday, Suman! - Thank you.
- Happy birthday, Suman! - [Suman] Thank you.
- Please come in. - Happy birthday, Suman!
- Thank you. - Happy birthday, Suman!
- [Manju] Have a seat. - Thank you.
I'll get it for you. Don't fight. [chuckles]
First, we'll cut the cake,
and then we'll eat.
Suman, your friends are here, right?
Close the door.
- Ragini, - Yes?
where's your mom?
No, my grandma screamed at my mom!
[awkward chuckle]
Hey, put your feet down.
You guys sit here and chat. I'll be back.
Okay.
[playful kids' chatter]
Suman, just cut the cake. All your friends are already here!
No.
Radhika and Avinash aren't here yet.
- They're probably not coming. - No, they are!
- Mom, I called them. - [Manju] Yes.
They can have the cake once they're here.
Just get it over with.
Mom, my friends are calling me to play badminton--
No! I won't cut the cake without my best friends.
Look, Suman, we'll wait another five minutes.
After that, we'll cut the cake.
Everyone's waiting.
- Okay. - Want some?
Mom, make some green chutney, please?
Why? We have ketchup. That's good enough.
“Make some green chutney!”
Everyone just keeps ordering me around.
Please, God.
Hurry up, please.
[doorbell rings]
Why are you guys late?
We were out getting you a present,
and this stupid Avi wanted to play a game at a video game parlor
and he just wouldn't leave.
Happy birthday.
Thank you.
I called your house.
Your mom said you left at 3:30 p.m.
Oh, freak! Why did you call my house?
Hi, Saloni.
Suman calls me "sister."
And you think you can call me "Saloni"?
Why? Are you a nun?
I'll slap you.
Can we please get it over with now?
Your sister is really cute, man.
Come on, let's go cut the cake!
Step back, or you'll fall on the cake.
Here, hold this.
♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪
♪ Happy birthday, dear Suman! ♪
♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪
I'm thirsty.
Come on.
Hey! I'm hungry, too!
[Manju chuckles]
I'll get everyone some snacks, alright?
[Radz] I'm getting bored.
Shall we play a game?
Pat-a-cake!
[everyone] Yes, Pat-a-cake!
Seriously?
[Saloni] Mom…
I'm going to play badminton.
Badminton? I can play as well!
[Saloni] You guys play badminton?
I thought Suman's friends were couch potatoes just like her.
Avinash is an inter-school champion!
He's awesome.
Fine. Let's play a match.
Radhika, Suman, let's go.
[Suman] Wait a minute. I'll ask my mom.
Okay.
Mom, can I go play badminton?
They're all here for your birthday.
You can't just leave.
Play with them here. Don't go downstairs.
Are you done?
[Avi] Suman!
We'll be back in a jiffy after a game.
Let's go, Radhika!
[kids] ♪ Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man! ♪
♪ Bake me a cake as fast as you can! ♪
♪ Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man! ♪
♪Bake me a cake as fast as you can! ♪
♪ Pat it and prick it And mark it with a “B,” ♪
♪ And put it in the oven For baby and me! ♪
♪ Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man ♪
♪ Bake me a cake as fast as you can! ♪
- [chanting fades] - [somber music intensifies]
When did we come back?
You didn't.
We were such a**holes, man.
[Radz sniffles]
Radz…
why are you crying?
Why didn't you tell us?!
And your sister…
That evil b***h!
I get it.
She was cooler…
You two were always cooler than me, as well.
If I hadn't put in the effort, we wouldn't have stayed friends.
You guys would have moved on.
Gia isn't my friend either.
I come as a package deal with the two of you.
Suman, what are you saying?
Have you lost it?
Dude, do you even know what you are?
You're the glue that holds us together.
Yeah.
If it weren't for you, me and Avi…
we would've drifted apart long ago.
We wouldn't be like this.
You're the unconditional love that keeps us together, my love.
We are what we are, because of you!
I've cried in your lap, when my mom passed away.
I don't have abandonment issues because of you.
Because you were there for me.
Sometimes, I can even imagine Rishi being done with me and just running away!
But I know you never will!
You're Suman, damn it!
You're motherf***ing Suman!
Damn it! Gia's gonna see me cry, b***hes!
If you had just told us, we would have apologized.
Did you really have to…
take Manju's Rasna, samosas, and chips from our lives?
[all chuckle, sniffle]
What are you laughing about?
Rasna, Samosa, and Chips.
- What? - Your company's name.
Not bad.
I like it.
I love it.
I think I'm moved enough to take a selfie of this moment.
I was thinking, "Rasna, samosa, and chips…"
But we'll also need cake, right?
Stop spoiling the moment and come here.
Sorry.
My priceless pair!
[Suman giggles]