[mellow music plays]
Yes?
- [Rishi] Pomfret. - [Sattu] Salmon.
Hey!
Morning.
Did Suman get you that?
Radhika?
I hope the underwear's different?
Me too.
We should all get together.
Yeah.
The six of us never catch up.
We're nine.
- What? - Nine.
Right.
Any plans for the weekend?
Nothing really. No plans.
What am I saying? It's Radhika's birthday tomorrow.
So, she's turning 34, but she thinks it's 33.
Don't tell her I told you that.
Party?
Absolutely.
There has to be one.
I mean, I've planned something.
- Okay. - But… it's a long weekend, right?
All the good places are fully booked.
How about a staycation?
I have a friend…
who had booked this bungalow in South Bombay.
But he canceled the plan at the last minute. It's good.
[Rishi] This is great.
Look at this.
Looks good.
Group booking.
- Where do I get a group? - We are a group.
There's nine of us. We can go together.
Right.
- It will be fun. - Sounds like a good plan.
[irritated hiss]
Well…
this is a good plan.
Will you ask Avinash…
What?
- Will you ask him? - You should.
- Should I? - I'll ask him.
This is a great plan.
- There's no problem, right? - None at all.
Great plan.
[both sigh]
[title track plays]
♪ Let go… ♪
♪ Of the good ol' day ♪
♪ Of the silent night That's slipped away ♪
♪ Let it go ♪
♪ Stop! ♪
♪ Freeze this moment in time ♪
♪ Where happiness blooms ♪
♪ Don't let it fade away! ♪
♪ For the Night is Young ♪
♪ Till I have you, my friend ♪
♪ For us the Night is Young ♪
♪ Until the very end ♪
♪ My friend! ♪
♪ O' my friend! ♪
[upbeat Bollywood song playing]
[song suddenly cuts out]
No, dear. Not over there.
This will come here, and that one will go there.
[chuckles]
This is for you.
Thank you.
And this one's for me. Look.
What do they say when you wear matching colors? We'll twin.
We'll click pictures and post it on the family group.
What family group?
Family Number Two.
Aren't you in it?
- [Suman] No. - Oh, God!
No, that's alright, Mummy ji.
No wonder you never reply to my "good morning" messages!
I figured you might not be a "good morning" person.
But now I know you are!
[chuckles]
Who are the members in Family Number One?
Sattu and me.
That's it?
I bought that kurta last year for you.
I forgot about it.
I've been very forgetful lately.
What can I say? I've grown old.
You know what happened once?
I set the pot of lentils on the stove
and wore my shoes and left for a walk.
Gosh! I ended up burning the whole pot!
And your father-in-law is unbelievable.
He was at home watching a reality show on TV
and didn’t realize that something was burning in the kitchen!
That's really dangerous.
Yeah.
Please don't tell Sattu.
He gives me an earful.
Could you help me put this on?
I can never fasten the hook on my own. Here you go.
When the Kohlis lived next door,
we could always count on them.
They'd visit us very often.
But now, they've moved to Canada to live with their daughter.
And we're left alone here.
It's like COVID has torn the family apart.
You must be feeling quite lonely, right?
Amritsar is not the same anymore.
That's alright, Mummy ji.
You can come here.
- Here-- - Really?
Yes, this is your home too.
I've been telling your father-in-law that we should move in with Sattu.
We could spend six months at our home
and the other six months here with you.
But he says…
you're from a different caste, and there could be differences.
So, I let go of the idea.
No, there's nothing like…
[Mummy ji] Yes, dear. I'm aware.
You are a lovely child.
I'll talk to your father-in-law.
We'll move here after Diwali.
[notification chimes]
- When is Diwali? - [Mummy ji] Next month.
Here's what we can do.
You three come there to celebrate Diwali with us.
And we can all come back here together, okay?
[ironic and whimsical melody plays]
I really like spending time with Eshu.
I'm not worried about my home.
We can hire a security guard there.
I could join a kitty here. Is there one around?
I also love singing.
Sometimes, your father-in-law requests me to sing for him.
So, I do it for him! What's the point of being coy?
Would you like to hear it?
Hang on.
[starts harmonizing off-key]
I do a better job with the harmonium.
[phone ringing]
Why is he planning a long weekend for you at this age?
I think he's cheating on you.
[tuts]
Why did I send him to buy fish?
And he's already blurted it out in front of Kadambari.
We can't cancel the plan now.
No way. Swadha and I are in the middle of a Cold War,
So, think of this trip as a United Nations Peace Summit.
It's gonna be damn awkward, man!
The three of them have only met a total of six times,
and three of those meetings were our weddings.
Suman, have you just sniffed a diaper?
Will you say something?
No. Let's go.
It will be a good change for everyone.
- We'll have fun. - [knock at the door]
[Swadha] Come out, Avi!
Are you watching porn again?
Suman, bye.
Bye-bye.
[notification chimes]
[Avi] Yes, Mr. Chirag Gala?
[Chirag] You told me you didn't want a job,
and you're updating your LinkedIn profile!
Do you want me to put my tongue up your a** to come and work with me?
Always glad I didn't put you on speakerphone.
[Chirag] I don't want to hear anything. Meet me today, d**khead!
I'll lubricate you so well
that you'll let the whole of Borivali slip through the backdoor!
Man, why are you so obsessed with my a**?
Okay, I'll see you in the evening.
I'll bless you with my a**.
Bye.
Mummy ji and Daddy ji…
Did they reach safely?
I've been meaning to tell you something.
I mean, I just wanted to…
thank you.
For what?
It has gotten really difficult for me to visit Mom and Dad every month.
You know, a few months ago, they were really unwell.
They went to the hospital on their own.
They didn't tell me because they didn't want me to "worry".
I had been thinking about a long-term plan for their settlement.
But before I could discuss it with you, you invited them to move in with us.
You treat them like your own parents.
I feel truly fortunate to have found a partner like you, Suman.
Thank you.
[Eshaan applauds]
Rahi's vaccine is due next week.
Yeah, I'll take him.
So, last night I met Chirag.
And apparently, he wants to--
What time did you come back home last night?
1:00 a.m.?
Nope.
1:30 a.m. maybe? I don't know.
No.
Yeah, I came home at 2:30 a.m.
What's the problem? I'm a grown independent man.
I don't care, but you need to tell me when you're coming home late.
You could have sent me a text and asked me!
Because I'm expected to do everything? What will you do?
Swadha, it takes two to tango.
But it takes one hand to send a text, Avi.
How the hell do you type with one hand?!
Do you want to continue fighting?
I don't want to f*** this weekend up.
Please mind your language. There's a child here.
Listen, you're not the relationship monitor, alright?
Are you getting me?
And don't ducking tell me what the duck to do!
[car music plays]
F***! F***! F***ity f***, f***, f***!
I will cuss!
Is he awake?
[notification chimes]
[car music plays]
Please.
[car music stops]
[whooping, giggling]
Give me a kiss.
Good girl!
Alright now, go on. Okay?
[gentle music plays]
Hi!
[gentle music fades out]
Kadambari!
Rishi!
[tense dramatic music plays]
[Radz] Suman!
Suman, where's Kadambari?
[wails]
Actually, I never liked you, Mummy ji!
[Radz] Avi!
Avi!
What are you doing?
What do you want?
I'm sorry, I got married really early.
Where's Kadambari?
[child] Mumma!
Kadambari!
- Mumma! - I'm not your mumma!
Where's Kadambari?
Mumma!
Where is my daughter?
[tense dramatic music stops]
Happy birthday!
[everyone] ♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪
♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪
♪ Happy birthday, dear Radhika! ♪
♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪
♪ Happy birthday, dear Radhika! ♪
[gentle music plays]
Did you order the appetizers?
Are you trying to kill me? Be careful.
- I'll do it. Go on, cut the cake. - [Sattu and Avi discussing indistinctly]
Did you sleep well?
[Suman] Radz, come.
Guys, get over here!
- Let's cut the cake. - [Sattu] Come on.
Kadambari! Kiddo!
- [Sattu] Come on, kids. - Come here.
- [Sattu]Time to cut the cake! - Looks like a cigarette.
- This was a mistake. - [Sattu] Come on.
Everything's ready.
[Avi babbling]
- Sattu, click a picture. - [Avi] Ugh!
Yeah, sure.
- Come on. - Come here, cutie.
[Sattu] Oh, man!
Alright. Everyone, ready?
Excellent.
- Come on. - Come on.
- ♪ Happy birthday-- ♪ - That's enough! Aren't you done singing?
- You did it once already. - Sorry.
- That's alright. - It's just instinct, right?
Wish.
Did you get this rock from Borivali station?
What's wrong with this cake?
Baby, Suman baked it.
Suman bakes?
Everyone bakes after COVID.
It's good.
I thought of baking a healthy cake so that the kids can have it too.
At least tell them what the cake is made of. Take a guess!
- Tell me. - Bread? I don't know.
There's chukandar syrup in it.
- Chukandar? - Chukandar means rat, no?
No, that's chachundar.
- Oh! - Oh!
Beetroot.
Beetroot!
[Rishi] Wow!
Beetroot cake!
Nice. The kids will love it.
- Happy birthday! Beet-- - Kids will love it.
Beetroot cake.
Happy birthday, Mumma!
It's not nice.
It's nice.
[Sattu] Give some for Eshu.
Here you go, Eshu. It's a happy birthday.
[coughs]
[Swadha coughs]
[somber music plays]
[breathes deeply, sniffles]
[jewelry rattles]
[breathes deeply]
[Rishi] Radhika, come out! We've got a problem.
[notification dings]
Very bad, Kadambari! You've got a unicorn back at home.
- Why can't we share? Huh? - You've got one too.
- [Rishi] Is this how you behave? - [Suman] You shouldn't do this.
[Kadambari] Leave my home! This is my mumma's birthday!
You're being very mean! Say sorry to Eshu!
- Come on, say sorry. - Wait a minute. Why would she say sorry?
[Rahi wails]
[Radz] She should feel sorry to say it, right?
Why would she just apologize? Come here.
[Rishi] Don't side with her. She was being really mean to him.
[Radz] Will you relax? I'm not siding with her!
We'll talk to her later. Calm down.
- [Sattu] Let it go. They're just kids. - [Eshaan] Huggie!
- It's okay. - Huggie!
- Yeah, huggie. - Eshu, give her a hug. Come on.
Hug her.
I hate Eshaan!
Kadambari, that's not nice.
It's just words.
Suman, relax. Please take him away for a while.
Why should I?!
- Come on, guys. Let it go. - [Eshaan babbles]
It's your birthday today.
Come on, we'll go there and enjoy.
[Eshaan continues babbling]
Yes, I'll give it to you. Hang in there.
[Sattu] What happened?
I think the kids are just hangry.
Where's the food? It was on the way, right?
Yeah, it's been on the way for half an hour.
I'll just try and call him to check.
[Rahi whimpering, crying]
Listen, take him inside.
These kids will split him in half and their parents won't even say sorry!
Put him to sleep.
[Swadha] Come on. Let's go.
Rishi, where's the food, man?
Sorry.
Hey…
Kadambari.
Thank you.
[Radz] Rishi.
Should I just eat this book?
It's coming!
He'll be here in three minutes.
We should all go on a holiday.
Maybe Dubai or Singapore. How about Bangkok?
The kids will get along too.
They feed milk to cheetahs there!
- I'll sort things out between them. - Sure.
- Come on, kiddo. Let's play a game. - Go on, It's okay.
- [Sattu grunts, mumbles] - [chuckles]
Come on.
Oh, food is here too!
Come in. Close the door.
- Should I keep it here? - Yeah. Let me just get the cash.
[Radz] Boss!
Why did it take you an hour to get here?
The kids are hungry! Look at them!
I know you delivery guys very well!
You guys just stop for tea instead of delivering the parcel.
- What… - Rishi, go check!
Check if he's snacked on our damn food with his tea!
- It's okay. - Radz…
He's late, dude!
The restaurant was late with the food. How is that my fault?
Plus the traffic!
And there was a giant crater of a pothole on the road.
My bike hit that pothole,
I lost balance and slightly grazed someone's Mercedes.
And there was a girl in the car who did this…
[starts sobbing]
And now you…
I haven't had a sip of water in four hours.
Do you know that?
And… these are the hungry kids?
- [Rishi] Oh, man. You… - Please give him some water.
- Hey, man. Don't cry. - No, sir…
- Come here. - Come here. Sit.
- Don't cry. - Come, sit.
- Here, take a tissue. - Drink this.
- No, sir. - Come on, drink.
It's okay.
- Sir. - No, please. Drink up.
- Keep this. - [mumbles negatively]
- Take it, man. Come on. - No…
I'm the worst person on the planet.
I'm such a shitty person.
I was so rude! I made the poor guy cry!
How could I-- I don't talk like this.
- I… - [Swadha] Guys, do we have wine glasses?
[delivery guy continues sobbing]
Radhika, you're crying?
He's crying?
I'll…
- Hey… - Boss, I'm sorry. Rishi, I…
- Please. - I'm so mean. How could I do this?
[Rishi] You're sorted.
It's fine. Please.
It's okay.
Look, he's smiling.
- [sniffles] - What's your name?
Shah Rukh… Khan.
- [Bollywood music plays] - [Avi] Shah Rukh Khan?
Look at Shah Rukh Khan's smile.
He has dimples just like Shah Rukh Khan.
Please don't spoil your birthday mood.
Shah Rukh, it's her birthday today.
Oh, God.
Happy birthday, ma'am.
Thank you.
Please. It's fine.
- I'll go get some cake for you. - [Bollywood music stops]
Oh… don't think we need that.
Suman, he's fine now.
Thank you.
- [Bollywood music resumes] - [bursts into tears]
[starts crying]
[both continue sobbing]
[Bollywood music fades out]
Some food, My Lady!
[old Hindi song plays]
This is a cool area.
It's great for a party.
[tuts]
[Radz] Come on, man!
- So, I-- - Guys, I need to tell you something.
- Sorry. - I'm doing fine, by the way.
Thanks for asking.
- Sorry, Radz. - No. Go on.
- Please. It's urgent. - Yeah, go on.
Thank you.
I… did something.
Something happened. I mean…
Mummy ji called me to her room and then…
she and I… I told her…
Suman, did you sleep with Mummy ji?
- No! - Okay.
She thinks I invited her and Daddy ji to move in with us.
So now, they’re planning to move in with us.
Why did you do that?
I didn't do it.
Maybe, it sounded like I did…
I tried to correct her, but then Mummy ji was so thrilled that…
I thought I'd tell Sattu and he'd handle it, but…
Mummy ji got to him first.
And he's cried a river of joy already.
Oh… wait a second.
Haven't you two discussed this parent stuff before?
I mean, let’s say one pops. What happens to the other?
Who has these morbid discussions?
What?!
No.
Why didn't you ever tell me?
Who has these morbid discussions?
What do I do now?
There's a simple solution, but you won’t agree to it.
- What? - Exactly what we say to our kids.
"Use your words."
Don't make sad faces, just say what you feel.
Unless you want to live with them, which is also cool.
- What? - What?
What?
Happiness is relative, man. What's wrong?
Yeah, but "relative" is not happiness.
I keep telling Avi to take me to the bus stop as well.
I want to go on a walk too. But he never listens.
You know, they're a three-person cult.
Cult?
Avinash keeps saying
that not all friends need to be family friends.
[Rishi] You know, the three of us should form our own separate group.
Careful, man. Are you drunk already?
- I'll get you another one. - No, dude. I'm already tispy.
- "Tispy!" - Well, at least one of us is "tispy".
Sister, I had a very different impression of you.
I thought you were nonsense-- No-nonsense.
Strict.
Just like school principals.
Snobbish.
- I thought you were one of those. - [cackles]
You know, the type who corrects others in every sentence.
What are they called? Grammatical what? Nazi?
- Nazi… - Grammar Nazi.
- [Rishi] Grammar Nazi. - Yes, that.
You didn't think I was fun?
- Fun… - I'm fun, man!
- I just take time. - [Sattu] I see.
- Or five drinks. Whatever comes first. - Alright.
- That's good. - Your fifth drink is here.
Thanks. Cheers.
Pour some for me as well.
Suman must have said I'm snobbish right?
You know, she just doesn't approve of me.
That's not true. I mean…
She gives me such cold vibes.
I think we started off on the wrong foot.
But for what it's worth,
I'm not a big fan of my ex's current either. So… it's okay.
Ex?
Avi and Suman were not really exes.
Suman was more in love with him.
- Really? - [Swadha] Yeah.
You know, when Avi and I had started dating…
Avi passed off one of her poems as his own.
[Rishi laughs]
- That scoundrel could do that. - Yeah.
- [Swadha] Can you believe that? - No.
At first, he didn't tell me.
But later, when he told me that Suman had written that poem for him,
we got into a big fight. We almost broke up.
- How unethical is that? - Very.
Right?
[awkward silence]
[Swadha] I mean…
[Rishi] It's okay. It wasn't all that serious.
They were just friends.
Friends… do these things.
- They do that. They hold hands… - Of course.
It's friendship. It wasn't that serious…
Except…
[giggles] …for that one summer.
- [Swadha] Yeah. - [hesitates, stops]
[whimsical music plays]
Why aren't they back yet?
Keep an eye on the kids. I'll go and check where they are.
They're not here. Over there? I'll be right back.
- [Swadha] So then… - Yes?
Tell me more.
We're screwed.
I messed up.
Guys…
Radhika, can we please get back in there? It's getting…
Avi…
Swadha is pretty buzzed.
Is she smoking while drinking?
No.
She drinks like a fish if you don't give her a cigarette.
I'll get cigarettes for her.
Come on.
[Avi] I'll go and get cigarettes for her.
- Avi. - Yeah?
Get me some rajbhog ice cream.
- Okay. - Avi, wait!
- What? - One second.
[softly] Listen, will you do me a favor?
Sure, what's wrong?
[Kadambari] Why is Mumma not coming out of the bathroom?
Kiddo, Mumma probably has an upset tummy.
She'll come. You go to sleep.
Should I check on her?
- [coughs] - No.
Wait, I'll check on her.
No, guys. Let her be for a bit.
She's in a different zone. You don't want to rile her up.
Don't go.
She didn't even have the ice cream.
Just tell her you didn't bake it. She'll eat.
- [snickers] - [chuckles]
She's been in there for 20 minutes.
She must be watching a true-crime documentary, just like I do.
Is that what we're calling porn now?
We should put the kids to bed.
Come on, Eshu.
- Come here. Relax. - I'll do it.
Come on.
[Rishi] I'll tuck her in too.
Shall we go to bed?
Come on.
Let's go.
[soft music plays]
- Rahi is up. - I'll go.
I'll go.
[Avi] Are you sure?
Okay.
Avi, what's up with Radz?
I know what's up.
Wait a minute.
How do you know?
Radz told me.
But she's my best friend.
That's what you wanna talk about right now?
Her water bottle is here.
I didn't say anything stupid, right?
Not recently.
I…
[whispers] Why me?
[whispers] You're her damn husband, man. I can't go in there.
[knocks]
Radhika.
Listen…
Did you fall asleep?
Ask her to come out!
Should I come in or are you coming out?
The door's locked.
Radz, it's only me, Suman, and Rishi.
Please come out. You have to tell Rishi.
- Tell me what? - [door lock clicks, opens]
It's positive.
Shit! You've got COVID?
Cover your faces!
Come on, Rishi!
Guys, the kids…
Can you taste and smell stuff?
I'm pregnant.
[whimsical music plays]