[drumbeat echoes]
[tense music playing]
I'm back, baby.
[dramatic music playing]
[Tyson] Are you all right, Rico?
Good boy.
[man] It's the champ.
Morning, you all right? Lovely day.
I'm Tyson Fury.
Former heavyweight champion of the world. A lot's happened in the past few years.
[announcer] Tyson Fury is all over the place.
He's one punch away here.
[Tyson] I was stripped of my world titles…
-[announcer] What a round! -[crowd roaring]
[Tyson] …not once but twice by that rabbit, Usyk.
On the record, it says I've lost two fights in a row,
but in reality, I still believe I won them fights.
I'm gonna make this short and sweet.
I'd like to announce my retirement from boxing.
[car horn blaring]
Morning, the boys. Come on!
Last time, I had no idea what retirement looked like.
Are you all right, Rico?
-[Rico crying] - This time… it's gonna be a doddle.
Ah, you've shit yourself!
You've shit! [laughs]
[rock music playing]
We're back.
Gypsies. Hello, mush.
Living life to the fullest.
-Who's the king? -Me!
Yeah!
Paris is still running the show.
[Paris] To clarify, that's what I've got to do today.
-That's a five-minute job. I'll have that. -Do it.
[Tyson] And with older kids…
Power!
…comes more responsibility.
Now that your dad's at home, I'll take an active role in being your momager.
Are you dating at the minute?
The little 'uns are even more of a handful.
-[boys shouting] -Hey, boys!
Here I am, cleaning.
What the heck? Me dad's a millionaire.
[Tyson] And now, we've added a seventh to the mix.
Hello!
Hello, Rico! I love him!
-[balloon pops] -Ooh!
You've scared the life out of me. Get up.
This feels more serious into retirement now, doesn't it?
I'm up and down like a yo-yo.
One minute I'm happy, the next minute I'm sad.
My heart still cries out for the boxing.
He's not the Gypsy King now, is he? He's just Tyson Fury at home.
-Got to find summat else, an't he? -Come on, Tommy.
I could go back to camp for a couple of fights.
You are not right. You're not right in the head.
Where's Usyk at now?
I'm inquiring about the island you have for sale.
[Tyson roars] Ah!
[all laugh]
Come on!
I know it won't always be easy.
Get out me way.
-Definitely getting the snip. -[Paris] Tyson!
-Stay in your lane. -[Paris] Why would you do that?
-Leash it before it gets bitten. -You've went on at me since yesterday.
[Tyson] But this time, there's no going back.
At home with the crazies.
-Everyone say cheese. -[all] Cheese!
[intriguing music playing]
[ball bouncing in distance]
At the moment, everything's good.
[Adonis] Give me my ball!
-No. -Oh!
-Ow! -[Tyson] We're all in one piece.
Everyone's happy.
-He tripped me! -[Tyson] No boxing.
And I'm in a good place.
[Adonis] Now give me my ball!
[kids hollering, laughing]
[kids chattering]
[Prince] Don't you dare.
-[clicking controller] -[Valencia] Dad!
[Tyson] Ah! Are you a naughty boy?
-Paris? -[Paris] Yeah?
[Tyson] Are we gonna have our tea?
Kids, why are youse all scruffy? He's got holes in his top.
-He's a boy. He's been playing football. -They're getting changed.
Walk with me while I fix your hair. Now tuck your T-shirts in, both of you.
Some people are not cut out for looking after kids, and I'm one of 'em.
-[Paris] Come here. -[Adonis whines]
[Paris] Why have you ripped a hole in your school shirt?
I'm gonna whip out in a minute and have a kebab.
Lift your foot. You can't walk around like that.
Tyson didn't come back straightaway from the Usyk 2 fight
saying, "I'm retired."
He came back saying, "I've been robbed. They've robbed me."
That's it. Go. Go, go, go, go!
[Paris] He kept saying he would like revenge.
Faster now. Go. Speed.
[Paris] Then he turned around and said,
"I'm never giving 'em the chance to do that again. I'm not doing it no more."
Sit your plate down, Prince. Stop eating like a savage.
[Tyson] Everyone, stop. We haven't even said our prayers yet.
Heavenly Father, we thank you for this meal, for our family time.
All the kids driving us mad on the daily. Amen.
[Paris] Amen.
[Tyson] Mm!
[Paris] This time, I will try my best to keep him back home with his family
and away from the ring.
How do you feel about your dad being home?
Makes me cry a bit
'cause you're not boxing anymore, and it was your ambition.
Me dad, I think his whole career and dream was to be a boxer.
Me mam thinks he's done enough boxing, but I just think he shouldn't give up.
I know it was me ambition,
but I've done everything I wanted to do with me ambition.
But he chose his family, so, like…
Oh, you think he chose his family over boxing?
I nearly choked.
[chuckles tearfully]
Please, it's gonna get all emotional, the crier over at the end of the table.
I thought you was gonna cry. I was thinking, "Dordy."
[Tyson] Oh, no. No.
He's a very good dad, and he's, like, fighted for his family,
and he just, like, shows love and care.
Once, he actually bought me a red Rolex.
I was very happy.
I need Dad to go back to training camp.
-Go in the nice pool. -[Paris] Where his training camp is.
If we go to a pool, we'll go on holiday together.
If we go to a pool, I'll piss in it.
[Tyson laughs] Go on, Adonis!
My hero is me dad.
[Tyson] You've gotta piss in the pool on holiday. It's the law. [laughs]
[Adonis] He takes me everywhere,
and… I love him.
[poignant music playing]
He's still fat.
Still fatty boy.
-He's still a fatty boy? -[Valencia] Yeah.
-[laughing] -[Adonis] You want it, don't you?
[Tyson] Let's face it, boxing's a young man's game.
Years ago, I never thought something could happen.
Never thought, "Fucking hell, me health's me wealth,"
but we've got seven kids now.
There's too much to gamble.
Finally, I can say, "Right, I'm totally fulfilled."
I'm sat here today, I can do what I want, go where I want.
Live every day like it's your last 'cause there might not be a tomorrow.
[music intensifies]
[Tommy] Come on, then.
You're gonna hit Daddy on the swing.
In the last few years, a lot has changed.
Me and Molly, we've had Bambi. She's two and a half.
Push me harder.
[Tommy] Okay.
Bambi's unbelievably special. She's just everything.
[Bambi] That's spider web.
[Tommy] Oh, I hate spiders.
-You're a scaredy-cat, Daddy. -Yeah, I know.
I've had two big fights against Jake Paul and KSI,
and I come out victorious in both of them.
Getting them wins done me a lot of good,
but I had to get reconstructive surgery on my middle knuckle.
That caused me to have well over a year out.
[tender music playing]
It was a massive point in my life where everything really changed.
Delved into alcohol more than I should have.
Had my own battles and struggles with that.
And that obviously caused Molly to take a step back.
We wasn't together for, you know, a period of time, and things were tough.
-Bambi. -[Bambi] Yeah?
[Tommy] Come here so I can see you.
2024 was the hardest and most lowest year of my life.
Got your nose.
Ah!
[Bambi giggles]
But you learn a lot in them years.
[sighs]
[tapping]
[lock clicking]
-[John] How you doing? Good? -[Tommy] Fine. All good.
-[John] What are you having for breakfast? -[Tommy] Just some porridge.
Just weighing this out.
Sixty grams of that.
[John] Is that all you're having?
That'd just tantalize my taste buds. Be fat and be happy. I don't know.
[Tommy] I could be fit as fire, but if I don't look good, head's gone.
That's just how I am.
-How's things at home? -Yeah, everything's good. It's…
Relationship good?
[Tommy] Apart from being married, best it's ever been.
[John] Have you ever thought about tying the knot?
What difference would it be now?
We've got a baby together. We live together.
[John] The difference is,
once you've signed on the dotted line,
there's no coming back.
You know, Molly is a lovely person,
but she can't help the life she's been brought up in.
It's contrasting to ours.
But she's put up with some shit, hasn't she? You know, so fair play to her.
She's not a bad girl.
I'm always gonna be there to support 'em. Let's see what happens.
It's the big 6-0 coming up.
How's it feel?
Horrible.
[laughs]
[John] God, don't mention 60 to me. Do you know what it is though?
Every time I switch a television on, somebody's trying to sell you a funeral.
Ridiculous, isn't it?
"You can get this funeral plan from Sun Life." Get the fuck off.
[chuckles] Sun Life?
Sun Life. You know what? Youth is wasted on the young.
Because you never think you're gonna get old,
and I tell you what, it's crept up on me and hit me in the back of the head.
Enjoy your years, Dad.
Good God.
[energetic music playing]
[Paris] Get up, Prince.
Venezuela, do you know where my red Louis Vuitton bag is?
Come away from them stairs, Rico. Come away.
Right, there's your suitcases, Tyson. Please cover your arse.
Phones, passports, charger.
Last-minute plan.
Trip away to Lake Como with the missus.
Then from Como to Monaco to see 50 Cent perform at a club.
Come on! Does it get any better than that?
You know what? I feel very privileged and very blessed to be in this position.
This is me fully enjoying retirement. Do you know what I mean?
Great opportunity to get away, just me and her, for a couple of days
and enjoy ourselves.
Trying to think if I've packed everything.
Tyson, he's always been busy,
so we don't get to go away by ourselves all the time,
but we're getting more time to do that now.
-[Tyson] Can we bring Rico? -No, you can't.
-Let me bring me boy. -No.
-I need to bring him, Mam, I think. -Dad.
I mean, I have, in the past, always left the kids for Tyson's fights.
I've always, from Venezuela being born,
so that part's not new to me,
but it is… it's new to leave Rico because I haven't really ever left him.
Rico, that's Mam's. You don't wear handbags.
That's Mam's handbag. Rico.
I feel a bit… a bit anxious,
but thank goodness I've got a really good mam
who will come at any point.
Also, I know Venezuela's at home.
She's basically second mam to the house, so they'll be good.
[Lynda] Are you gonna be a good boy for your granny while your Mam and Dad's away?
Are ya?
Let's have a look. He's going in there?
[Paris] Give us a kiss.
[Valencia] Mum, you've got to tell Granny that it's Chinese night.
[Paris] Okay, I love you.
[Tyson] Venezuela! Right, you know what you're doing.
[Paris] They need to shut the van. It's gonna rain.
[Tyson] Shut the van windows, Prince. Gonna rain, Mam reckons.
-[Paris] Did he hear you? -[Tyson] Yeah.
[upbeat pop music playing]
Nearly got crushed by Tyson Fury. You all right, mush?
Ready?
Let the weekend begin.
Can't wait now. Weekend away with the wife.
Doesn't get any better.
I feel terribly nervous. Don't know what's the matter with me.
Don't know if it's the flight, kids, something.
I think Paris, with that maternal instinct,
I think mothers are more concerned, aren't they, about leaving kids?
That wouldn't even come into my mind because I've got me mother-in-law there,
I've got me big daughter, Venezuela, who's like a fucking 40-year-old woman.
She needs to relax.
[adventurous music playing]
[enchanting music playing]
[Tyson] Look at this. Absolutely stunning.
-Boats down there. -[Paris] It looks like a movie set.
[Tyson moans] Ah!
I know we've been on nice holidays,
but we've never been able to just up and go because you've always been busy.
Good time really, innit,
to take advantage of all the things that's available to us.
This feels more… serious into retirement now, doesn't it?
You know what's terrible? You're coming out the ring,
and then we've got the boys growin' up and all gonna want to do it as well.
-Yeah, well, that's good, innit? -[Paris groans] Please.
I've watched you for 17 years.
[Tyson] I think it's inevitable
that the boys are gonna wanna follow in their dad's footsteps and stuff.
They're better off out of boxing.
Whatever they wanna do, they must learn self-defense.
I don't like watching Adonis, who's six, have a spar.
Why?
He came out the ring the other night with a grazed-up face.
[laughs]
He loves it though. He's like, "I'm sparring, Dad. I'm sparring!"
Venezuela's 16 this year.
16.
-16. She'll have boys round next. -Don't think so.
They will.
Venezuela, she's a young woman now,
and at her age, I met Tyson.
In our culture of being, like, gypsies, travelers,
women, girls get married younger.
Maybe a boy, but not boys.
-All right. A boy will eventually-- -[Tyson] Not plural. Not more than one.
-Oh, can she only have one boy? -Yep, one boyfriend, and then marry him.
-[Paris] That how it works? -That's how it works.
[Paris] If Venezuela did find a boyfriend and she was gonna get married,
I would die. I would literally… It would be…
It'd be like a loss of the family,
and to think of her bedroom being empty would just be so horrible,
but I'd cross that path if it comes.
How many boyfriends did you have?
I had one boyfriend,
but that was different, isn't it, 'cause I met you.
-Yeah. -[Paris] We stuck together.
There you go.
-[Paris] Doesn't always work like that. -Turned out good for you. [laughs]
[upbeat music playing]
[Venezuela] Adonis!
[music fades]
Put your trousers on.
What?
It isn't hard, watching me little brothers and sisters, really. Um…
Controlling them is, but actually watching them ain't.
-Wait a minute. -[Venezuela] Right, go in the kitchen.
I would like to have me own children, hopefully, at one point.
I think every young girl my age wants a family and a husband and a nice home.
"Heat gently in a pan."
[woman] Do you think about potentially dating?
[sighs]
Can I have another question? [laughs]
Are youse all sitting down?
[kids hollering]
[Venezuela] I've fucked these completely.
All mushed up, horrible.
[woman] Does Prince help out at all?
[Venezuela] Prince is a 13-year-old boy,
so he is more hindrance than help.
He doesn't know how to watch children.
[mysterious music playing]
The jobs increase when me dad's away. Weeds, dog shit, rubbish, dog.
In the last few years, I have left school,
and with 100% guarantee in my mind I wanna be a boxer,
and I wanna be the best there ever is,
and make just as much money as me dad has, if not more.
That's my plan, and I've got no other path in mind.
It's a clear straight shot to the future.
Me dad didn't have a backup plan.
I don't have a backup plan.
Clearly turning into me dad, eh?
-[Venezuela] Adonis, Valencia, Tutty! -[Adonis] Go! Go! Go! Go!
[Venezuela] Food's ready. It's going cold on the table. Come on.
I'm happy that me granny's watching the baby while I do all these.
So at least there's only… four screaming kids instead of five.
Do you remember the game we've always played?
Where's them smelly toes?
-Where are they? [sniffs] -Hello.
-Let me smell them, then. -[Rico] No.
[clattering]
[Venezuela] Leave it.
[Valencia] The thing is that, Venezuela,
I think she's a bit shit at, like, babysitting us.
[Adonis] Look what she's doing!
[Valencia] Her food is, like,
yeah, like, a bit wobbly.
Oh, that's bad.
My mam is a better cook than Venezuela.
She even cooks Hello Fresh.
[mysterious hip-hop music playing]
Whaaaa…
Beard, gray as a fucking badger.
Come on, son.
We are going tonight now to nightclub Twiga.
50 Cent's in the club. Come on!
He is super hyped and I am… bleurgh.
Let me show this Monaco-lese how we get down. Get up!
Yeah, me mind's here and it's also thinking about where the kids is,
but I know they're all okay, I know they're all fine,
and I am gonna enjoy going out tonight 'cause we don't get to do it a lot.
All dressed up, ready to go.
-[dramatic music playing] -[Paris] So there we go.
-What do you think? -Wow!
[applauds] Come on! Baby number eight's on the way tonight!
-You look stunning. -Thank you.
[Tyson] Let's do this. Let's rock this! Monaco!
Lovely jubbly.
[Tyson groans]
[music fades]
We've got the Versace shirt on. Pink and blue. Mm… turquoise.
Hey, I'm looking forward to seeing 50.
We grew up in 50 Cent's era.
Do you think 50 will recognize me, or know me, even?
I wonder if he's a Deontay Wilder fan and hates you. [laughs]
Uh, I don't think so.
If he's a boxing fan, he has to be a Tyson Fury fan.
It's not possible.
It's like being a rock and roll fan and not liking Elvis Presley.
[Paris] Babe, I feel terrible.
I've got to stop sitting in the back of cars. I feel sick.
Paris gets car sick if she's in the back of a car any more than five minutes.
Can we pull the car over ASAP?
Car sickness in the back!
[accordion music playing]
[Paris coughing, gagging]
[groans] Agh!
-[coughs] -[Tyson] Ah, look at this beautiful view.
[Paris continues coughing]
[coughs]
[Paris retches]
Agh!
[coughs]
[Tyson] Paris!
How are you feeling?
[retches]
[Tyson] Do you still wanna attempt the nightclub
or just wanna get a bit of food and go home? It's up to you, babe.
[Paris] Oh man.
[sniffs]
[Tyson] Whatever you wanna do.
[Paris] We'll just go.
[upbeat music playing]
[cockney accent] Come on, then, out the fucking way.
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. [normal accent] How are you, boys, okay?
-[man] Only the Gypsy King. -[Tyson] Ha ha!
I walk in the club, and who do I see?
Derek Chisora's there.
-Can we order some drinks? -[server] Yes.
-I've been sober for seven years. -[Tyson] I know, yeah.
Derek Chisora, we're pretty well known to each other.
[bell dings]
Last time I saw him,
I was punching the shit out of him for the world heavyweight title.
But outside of boxing, we're very friendly.
-You're gassed, ain't it? You're pumped. -[woman laughs]
Tyson and Derek have fought one another so many times
that there's a serious respect between fighters there.
[Tyson] Del, Del, Del! 50!
[Paris] So when he sees him, they bounce off one another.
It was like, "Yeah. We're going to see 50 Cent."
I think them two got excited like two bros.
-[man] Tyson Fury! -[Tyson] Hey, 50!
-Yo, 50, meet Derek, Derek Chisora. -[50] What's up? How you doing?
To be there in the club with a childhood hero,
what an experience.
Paris, come on!
[announcer] Make some noise for 50 Cent in this motherfucker!
♪ You can find me in da club Bottle full of bub' ♪
♪ Mami, I got the X If you into takin' drugs ♪
♪ I'm into havin' sex I ain't into makin' love ♪
♪ Come give me a hug If you into gettin' rubbed ♪
Tyson was like a kid in the candy shop watching 50 up there,
and it's great to see him enjoying it.
Me and Paris dancing, singing to one of the most iconic songs in history.
One of the best nights of me life.
We absolutely come to Monaco from Como and shut this bitch to the floor.
-Shut it down. -Not a bad old Saturday night.
[hip-hop music plays]
[funky pop music playing]
Good morning, South of France! Get up!
[outgoing call ringing]
[Venezuela] Good morning!
Hey! Did you see your mam and dad last night?
[Venezuela] Yeah. You was with 50 Cent, wasn't ya?
We was. We was in da club.
-[Tyson] Was you well jel? -[Venezuela]Yeah.
Hey, how's the kids?
-[Venezuela] They're all right. -[Tyson] Put Prince on.
I think Prince might be a bit more enthusiastic
about us meeting 50 Cent.
[Prince] Yep?
Prince, did you see me and your mam in the club with 50 last night?
[Prince] No.
Oh, we was in the club, Prince, with 50 Cent dancing to all the old tunes.
Have a guess what I've done?
What?
Not got out the bed.
You better have fed the dog, picked the dog shit up, and weeded the yard.
I've done that, but other than that…
We'll be back tomorrow or later this evening.
-[Paris] See you in a bit. -[Tyson] See ya.
-[phone beeps] -[Tyson] Our enthusiastic children.
Madness.
Oh, and doing what we did was very good.
If I was here, like, on me own without you, yeah,
I'd have been in bed this morning, anxiety killing me,
"I should be with my wife," or "I should be at home with my kids,"
but now you're here I feel brand new, know what I mean?
The last few days have been phenomenal.
I've had the best couple of days that we've had in a long, long time.
Me too.
But I think it's time to get back to good old Morecambe Bay.
[Paris] Back to the noise.
[determined music playing]
[seagulls calling]
[kids shouting]
-[Paris] Tyson! -[Tyson] Paris.
[Paris] Why don't you take the boys to the shop and get something for dinner?
-See you in a bit. -Love you.
[Paris] Love you. Bye. Come on, Rico. Shall we go get dressed?
-[Rico] I wanna go out. -We're not going out to play.
We've had the best holiday, best time,
and it has reminded me that a busy Tyson is a happy Tyson.
Rico.
Now we're back home, I need to make sure that he is fully occupied all the time.
-[intriguing music playing] -[Adonis] We need some yogurts, Dad!
Prince, grab a packet of those Corner yogurts, the pink ones.
Ooh, turkey and stuffing. I really like that.
One thing I do want is a bit of whitening toothpaste.
[Tutty hollering]
I introduced the boys recently to Wagon Wheels,
and they're still only a pound for a pack.
[Adonis] Where's the Jammie Dodgers?
I introduced the boys to Jammie Dodgers as well. Something from my childhood.
[Adonis] I wanna come!
[Tyson] Now, that's a bargain, innit? £2.08.
Nivea Crème on sale from £4.18.
I'll leave youse pick your own chocolate spread.
You're gonna have to paper, scissors, rock.
Whichever one wins gets to choose.
-Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. -[Tyson] Draw.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
-Adonis won. -Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Fuck!
[Tyson] Oi, don't be sulking. You lost fair and square.
-[Adonis] Ha ha, Tutty! -Don't gloat.
-[Adonis] Ha ha! -[Tyson] Move out the way.
This looks really good. A meal deal.
So what do you get? You get a starter, a main, a side, and a dessert for 11 quid.
-Unbelievable. -[Adonis] Can I have sausage?
-No, put the sausage back. -Oh!
Cauliflower cheese, hell no.
[hollering]
I think I'll go for the old-fashioned chicken Kiev, maybe.
However, I'm not sure if I can cook it. I just don't know how to do it, you know?
Come here you. Come here. Come here. Come here.
[Tyson] Come on, Prince.
Right, we've done the shopping. Give me the stuff.
[jaunty music playing]
[Tyson] Granddad's coming over to help me fix the Passat.
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
-Dad, give it a push backwards. -For fuck's sake.
[Tyson] Go on, put your back in it.
[car rattles, squeals]
[John] Fuck me, nearly took me head off.
You'd better just push it back and go forward.
He had me doing that the other day, pushing the car down the yard to start it.
[Tyson] Push! Push! Push!
Come on, push it!
Tyson, to me, is in a marvelous situation. I think he knows it now.
[Tyson] Go on!
[car rattles]
-Oh! -What was that?
[Tyson] My battery charge has gone!
All the lights have gone off.
You're healthy, you can speak, you're still articulate,
you're not slurring your words, and you've got millions of pounds.
-[Tyson] Yes! -[John] Get up there!
You've got everything. You're a winner.
Our number one is family.
[Tyson] We're cooking with gas again!
Me and me dad have got a lot closer over the last few months.
It's quite nice to be able to just spend time with him.
It's not dishwater, is it, like you get today?
Proper tea there.
You don't see a teapot no more, do you? Gotta hold on to your values, an't you?
What they do now, they get a modern cardboard box,
put their hand in it, get one of them daft round tea bags,
and put it in a cup.
And it tastes like goat's piss, doesn't it?
[funky music playing]
[Tyson] Get up!
[music intensifies]
-Brainstorm time. -[outgoing call ringing]
-[vacuum whirring] -[phone ringing]
-[Paris] Hello? -Paris?
Yeah?
I wanna do me dad a surprise 60th birthday this Saturday.
In five days, Tyson? You can't do it.
I'm the Gypsy King, Paris. I can do whatever the fuck I like.
What do you want?
I was thinking maybe, like, a hog roast and a singer, a DJ.
How many people are you thinking? Just us and the family?
No, maybe like 100, 150 people, something like that. Something small.
[sighs] Right. All right, okay, I'll ring the woman now.
Let me ring her and see if she can do it.
-I'm just cleaning the house. -Go on, then.
See you in a bit, bye-bye.
[phone beeps]
This is good, innit?
Me dad was adamant he didn't want any party, any attention, nothing.
He's quite a negative person when it comes to his birthdays and stuff.
"They're not worth celebrating. I'm only getting older."
But tough shit, Dad. You're having a party.
-[woman] Hello? -Hello, Steph. How are you?
[Steph] Good, thanks, Paris. How are you?
I'm good. I have a big ask, a big favor to find out if it is possible.
You know what we are.
Um, Tyson's just been on the phone and just threw it at me
that he wants to do his dad a surprise 60th.
-Um… -[excitedly] Okay.
Yeah, no, it's not as great as that because he wants it on Saturday.
-Right, so in, like, five days' time? -Yes.
Tyson can never plan.
Tyson always wants everything done at the last second.
And, yes, it works, but it's very hard work.
And the thing is that party planning seems to come down to me
'cause I've got all the contacts, and I know how it all runs.
I know I wanted him to stay occupied,
but I wouldn't trust Tyson to throw a party, so I've got to do it.
It needs to be special 'cause it's his 60th.
I know we're on limited time, but I know you can do it.
-I know we can sort this out. -I'll get to work.
Okay, thank you very much. Let me know how you get on.
-Okay, bye, speak to you later. -Thanks, bye.
-Bye! -[jaunty guitar music playing]
[exhales] Every time, always last minute. Always just hard work.
[music intensifies]
[music fades]
I said to Tyson when we first booked the party, "No kids."
[intriguing music playing]
-[Adonis] Swimming pool! -[Paris] It's not a swimming pool!
He was like, "No, we've got to bring the kids. It's the grandchildren."
It is not a swimming pool. Adonis, come away before you pagger it.
So I've got five under 8 running in circles,
and I'm trying to make sure the party's planned.
Adonis! Tyson! Don't!
And not to sound like a Stepford wife, but this is stressful.
-[Adonis] Stop! -[Tyson] Come on, the boys!
-I feel stewed to death. -Why?
I've got three savages effing and blinding and smashing the hotel up.
It's part of our hectic life, innit?
I can't understand what's the matter with youse all.
You've come here to make a show of yourselves.
You know the fountain outside?
He's already smashed the whole… he smashed the full grate all around it
and put a hole through the fountain.
Why don't you have a nice pint of Peroni and get it… get on the buzz?
Should I just get a bottle of Prosecco and forget about the party completely?
I feel pressurized.
-[suspenseful music playing] -[Tyson] All right, kid, how are you?
I'll get the beers in.
I've told you, three beers and I'm absolutely gone.
-You can have one. -[Tyson] Yeah.
[Paris] Sit down. I'll put the telly on.
Now, listen.
You can't do this today. Youse have to behave.
[Valencia] No!
I have got to get the kids dressed,
and it's quarter to five and the party starts at six.
[Tyson] Cheers, boys.
[indistinct chatter]
[Paris] Tyson's probably having a drink with his mates, and he's not ready.
-[kids chattering] -[knocking at door]
He's shut that, and there's no key to it, is there?
Adonis! This is… Unlock it, son!
[Adonis] How?
[Paris sighs] Not today.
[Venezuela] Shane, don't get me no more. I'm done.
I won't make it to the party.
One more drink. Sit down there.
Shane, honestly, I will never make it.
[Paris] Open the door to the room!
Right, I'm gonna go and get dressed. Where is 240?
-[Paris] Get out. Good boy. -[Adonis] Always need to be so mean!
Yes, I need to be mean. Go in that room and don't come out.
[Tyson] 240. Is it this way?
[jaunty music playing]
I think I've had six beers.
I feel fucking smashed. [chuckles]
And if I don't leave now, they're gonna keep going and going,
and it's gonna get messy before we've even started.
-[Paris] We don't have time. -[Rico wails]
[Tyson] I can hear my children screaming.
So I've had three beers, Paris. Three pints.
[Paris] You best go easy. Don't have no more now.
You'll be paralytic if you've ate no food and you're drinking beer.
-[Rico] Mam! -What, Rico?
Ah!
Yeah, this is perfect attire for this evening. White and red.
[music ends]
[Paris] Have you found out where your dad is, Tyson? Hey, Tyson?
-[Rico screaming] -Tys! Have you spoke to your dad?
No.
What's your plans there, then?
[Tyson] He's gonna text me when he's on the drive.
[Paris] This is beyond stressful.
[Rico continues screaming]
See, I don't look at anything as a big deal.
See, Paris looks at a mole hill, and she'll make a mountain out of anything.
-[Paris] Is your dad near? -No, they're on their way now.
[Paris] Right, okay.
You've had a few drinks and you're drunk. You're not listening, not hearing it.
-Tyson. -[man] Drink.
[Paris] How far away are they?
Check your phone, 'cause obviously you need to be on the ball for this.
Two minutes off the drive. Come on!
[celebratory orchestral music playing]
[Paris] Let's go. Tyson, come on!
We really have to go. We have to get in this back room.
[Tyson] Oh, we're gonna have a good do here tonight, aren't we?
Love Jimmy. Get him in. Go on in!
[indistinct chatter]
[Tyson] Oh, me dad's here.
He's here.
Everyone move this way.
[Venezuela] Mam! Mam!
[Tyson] Right, get in, everyone. Everyone, get in. Get ready!
-[Tyson] Hey, hey! -[all cheering]
[whistling, whooping]
-[cheering fades] -[jaunty music playing]
[sighs deeply]
[Tyson] Hey, Dad. Happy 60th! Love ya!
[kisses]
Put it on for you, didn't I, son? Get on!
-It's not my birthday. It's Hughie's! -It's your birthday!
[John] Don't do parties.
If I knew, I would never have turned up.
Just not for me.
I'd rather walk the dog.
-Let's get this party started! -[dance music playing]
All your pals are here, and everyone's here. I fucking love it.
There you are, Dad. He's got you a present.
[John] You know, I was there.
I knew that Tyson and Paris put the party on.
I tried to make the best of it, which I did,
but I'd still rather walk the dog.
[laughs]
[slow triumphant music playing]
[Tyson] Venezuela, watch Rico, please, while I take this coffee up to your mumsy.
[music fades]
We're all feeling a little bit, uh… fragile this morning
after a heavy night last night.
All went very well though.
Is there a reason I'm walking around like a total Versace model?
I've done you a coffee.
-[Paris] Thank you. -But, yeah.
[Paris] You must be feeling more fragile than me.
[Tyson] Well, I had plenty of drinks, and I enjoyed myself, but you know me.
-Been for a run. -[Paris] I was about to say, did you go?
Yeah, been for a nice run,
had a nice steam,
and I'm looking forward to a successful day.
Tell you what, what a party.
I was just looking at the pictures there. It was very good, wasn't it?
Been a good couple of weeks of retirement, for sure.
Let's hope it long may continue.
[tense music playing]
Are we ready for a fucking road trip?
-[rock music playing] -Ah!
[Paris] Oh my God.
[Tyson] I thought it was cheap for 999,000.
I'm living the dream.
Give us a snog.
Foot down. Stop!
[tires screech]
There goes the gearbox!
My biggest worry is I could never be this little happy-go-lucky type of guy.
-[shoots] -Ow, you little fucker.
I'm always searching for more.
[crowd clamoring]
That's what I fucking missed, that.
-And that's my problem. -[dramatic music playing]
Stress, anxiety, depression, and pain.
I've got to get myself out because I'm not happy.
You frighten me when you talk like this.
I need it back.
The deals ain't gonna be there forever. It's down to you, big man.
I'm gonna tell you a secret. I've had a big offer come in. Three-fight deal.
Who's back boxing?
[Adonis] Tyson Fury!
The tear has got worse. You might never be able to fight again.
I just want revenge, that's it.
To fight for that big paycheck is dangerous.
[Tyson] I've had enough of this conversation.
[Paris] That lunatic still wants to box.
[Tyson] The GK does what the GK fucking wants to do.
If you don't like that, change the fucking station.
-[tense music playing] -[horn beeps]
I'm getting married!
[crowd whooping]
There's something going on that you're not telling us.
-I'm having another child. -[John laughs]
-Noah wants to come and ask to marry me. -Are you joking?
Let me tell you something. Marriage is forever, the way we do it.
You wanna marry her?
You sure, a young boy, this is what you wanna do?
-[crowd cheering] -Will you marry me?
[Tyson] Fucking hell.
I'm shocked.
Do you know why I love meself so much? 'Cause I'm so unpredictable.
I don't even know what I'm gonna do next.
[rock music playing]
[music ends] laying]