[suspenseful music playing]
-[John] Four! -[Tyson grunting]
-[John ] Five! -[Tyson grunting]
Here's the thing, I want what all men want.
-[grunting] -One. Two. Three.
Yeah. More.
[music intensifies]
-[John] Six. Seven. -[grunting]
How did you know that?
Well, what else would it be?
When you have everything, what more could you want?
-[John] Seven. Eight. Nine. Ten. -[grunting]
[music fades]
I'm gonna tell you a secret.
[dramatic musical sting plays]
[music fades out]
[seagulls calling]
[placid music playing]
[alarm clock blaring]
[alarm stops]
Come on, boys! [claps]
Time to get up!
Wake-up time!
[Adonis] Are you an idiot, or are you a dafty?
Why?
-Just choose one! -I'm a dafty.
Yeah, so fuck off!
[Tyler chuckles]
Paris has gone to Alton Towers with the girls,
and I've been left at home with the three boys, Prince,
Tutty, and Adonis.
[producer] How do you cope when Paris goes away?
With great difficulty.
What we having for breakfast?
Oh, what do you want? Toast or…
-I want McDonald's. -Not McDonald's.
Yes, McDonald's.
Not while Mam's away.
Yes!
I'd be fucked if we got divorced, I'll tell you that now. [laughs]
[Tutty] Pull it over!
Pull it right up! Oh, there's crisps in the bed, look!
-[blows raspberry] -[laughing]
-Come on. -[Tutty] Adonis jumped on me.
-[Tyson] Let's see if Prince is awake. -[Tutty] Prince is not awake!
[Tyson] Prince! Prince!
-Come on. -[Prince] No.
-[Tyson] Get up. -[Prince] No!
-Get up. -[rapid knocking]
-[Prince yells] Go away! -[Tutty] Wake up!
A father is very important in children's lives,
especially their sons'.
-That what you wanna wear? -[Adonis] Yeah.
Are you sure?
In our world, the mother teaches the daughters how to be women,
and the father teaches the sons how to be men.
-Get me a tie. -Love him!
-Get me a tie! -Come on.
There's no ties. That'll do ya. That's lovely. Let's see ya.
-[Tyson] Oh-ho! me boy's wearing a suit! -Bye, Dad.
I like to get them out the house,
off the computers, off the phones, off all the shit of today,
and in the real world.
[outgoing call ringing]
[Tyson] Dad, you all right?
-[John] Not bad. You, son? -I'm good.
Listen, Paris is away, and I'm here with the boys,
so I'm thinking of coming down to your spot in Knutsford
and doing a bit of camping and cooking.
Perfect.
-All right, then, Dad. See you in a bit. -See you in a bit, boy.
So he's on for it, Tutty. He's ready. Give me a high five, son.
-[mellow upbeat music playing] -Get up!
[Tyson] I may as well get me, uh… camping shoes on.
[music intensifies]
[Paris] Right, can everyone make sure, don't give Rico a chocolate croo-son?
We don't want chocolate croo-sons today, Rico.
[Lynda] Valencia, do you like coming on these trips
wi' your granny and your mam and everybody?
-Yeah. -And Aunt Montana.
-Yeah. -Yes.
I like it when just the girls are there 'cause we love each other and that,
and we are gonna have fun.
How come the boys didn't come?
Because I just wanted it to just be us, girls, so I've left 'em with their dad.
-Tyson's watching the boys. -[Montana] Yeah.
-How do you think he'll cope? -[Paris] I don't know.
You know what he is. He can't sit still, and he's always doing something.
I… You know what, especially when I'm away,
he's worse 'cause he gets bored and doesn't know what to do with himself.
So God only knows what he's up to.
[hip-hop beat playing]
[Tyson] Prince!
-Prince! -[Prince] What?
-[Tyson] Pack yourself some gear. -[Adonis] We're going to Granddad's!
You need a change of clothes. Can you stop that now, please?
-[Prince] One sec. -[Tyson] You need… Right.
-Listen to me now. Just listen. -[Prince] I've got no gear.
-[Prince] I am listening. -[Tyson] We need to go.
You can't wear that. You need to bring some gear.
[Prince] I ain't got none!
-So you've got one set of clothes? -I've got one tracksuit, yes.
Do you know when you've got a teenage son
that's acting like he's got zero sense and brains?
-I don't have brains. -Can't get hisself packed.
Can't chuck some socks and underpants in a case.
Obviously, he needs it done for him by his mummy.
But you know I ain't got no brains.
Well, I know that. I can tell that. For sure, you ain't got no sense.
You ain't got no brains either. Get it from you.
Are they my underpants in your drawer? Are you packing something?
Right, I'm not interested.
You go in that, you train in that, you run in that. No problem.
Come on, boys. Come on, boys. Leave computer man.
[Prince] I'll stay here, then.
You… Actually, you could stay here. Come on, little boys.
[pensive music playing]
-[Tyson] Did you feed the dog, Prince? -[Prince] No.
[music ends]
-Do you wanna go and feed him, then? -[Prince] No.
Last chance.
And get off that computer.
If I go up again, I'll smash it out of the window.
You're turning into a… an absolute lunatic on the game all day.
I'm gonna give you one more chance.
Are you gonna act sensible, or I'm gonna leave ya?
Get in the car.
He's coming now.
It's difficult having a teenage boy that's going through his, uh, puberty.
I try and keep cool as a cucumber, as they say, but
Prince is the heir to the throne,
so I'm a lot tougher on Prince than I am on Tutty or Adonis or Rico.
And at the end of the day, they're babies,
where Prince is… I treat him like a man.
Right, tell you what to do, Tut, give me the iPad, please.
No, I'll share. I'll watch YouTube with him.
We're not watching any YouTubes.
We're having a moment away from the devices.
I… Dad, but we're not there yet, and it's an hour of sitting doing nothing, Dad.
You're gonna talk to your father and brothers.
[Tutty] No!
Dad? Dad?
-Dad? -[Tyson] What?
[Tutty] Dad, it's an hour of doing nothing!
[car horn beeping]
[Tyson] Who's excited for camping?
-[Tutty] You punched me in the nose! -Hey! Hey!
Hey, boys!
-He punched me in the nose! -Not while we're driving, please.
He's punched me!
-Right, apologize, Adonis. -[Adonis] No!
You shouldn't have punched him. It's not fair, is it, punching people?
Do we punch people, do we?
-[Adonis] Yeah! -Yes.
No, we don't. We don't hit each other.
Bollocks!
Stop swearing, Prince, 'cause I'm gonna backhand you.
[music fades]
[easy rhythmic music playing]
-[car horn beeps] -[Tyson] We have arrived.
-Everyone listening? -[music fades]
Right, the purpose of this trip is just to get you back to basics
so you don't lose yourself with who youse are--
Half a Knutsford trip is sniffing a cow's arse.
Right, sniffing a cow's arse, okay.
When I'm learnin' these kids how to be men,
I learn 'em one job at a time
Plug the trailer into the electric.
Under the jacks, though, yeah. Use your noggin.
-[Prince] I know, Dad! -[Tyson] I don't think you do. Go on--
[Prince] Go and do it yourself. Go on. You know.
-So you can't do that. -[Prince] I was doing it!
The only job I've asked you to. Why are you taking so long, then?
Prince is nothing compared to me at this age
because Prince has never had to do anything.
I was working at ten years old.
Working for money, making a living, at ten!
These do nothing apart from play a PlayStation.
And it's not like, well… I've not learnt him anything.
I've tried. Look what he does. He gets in a huff and fucks off.
I tell you what, I'm gonna leave here and go up with the horse and cart.
[Prince] I'll stay here, then.
[Tyson] Horse trailer intact, get up.
So what's going on here, then, Dad? What's going on here?
What are we getting off this?
This is an old cart, innit, for the kids to play on.
Gonna have a good little day out, are we?
-Hold onto it. I'm right behind. -[John] Watch out.
[adventurous music playing]
[Tyson] Woo-hoo!
No, no, don't whip it. Keep it nice and steady, as it's going.
Oi-oi!
All right, boys?
-Yeah! -[Tutty] No.
You don't need the big super yachts and private jets.
Who needs all them six, seven hundred horsepower supercars
when we've got one horse?
That's it. Good afternoon.
I feel like a Gypsy man.
Get up there, then.
[Tutty] I like being out on the horse and cart,
but the animal that I want the most is a panda.
I know they're dangerous, but I want a baby panda.
[John groans]
Oh dear. What's been happening?
-Why didn't you go on the horse and cart? -I couldn't be arsed with him.
-What have you been, uh… bickering over? -[Prince] Well… well, uh…
To be honest, I don't half understand what I did wrong meself.
Going on about… [mimicking] "You was on the PlayStation."
He only means best for you, don't he?
But there's no need to argue and shout and scream with your father, is there?
-He's done plenty of it with me. -Yeah.
How many times me and him stopped talking in the last five year?
-A bit. -Months on end.
He's hotheaded, I'm hotheaded, and I think,
"You're no better than me."
"You might be world champion, a multimillionaire."
"You're still my son. I'm still in charge."
And that's how it is 'cause I'm the father.
[Prince] If I need advice, it's fun to talk to him
because he's got stories about me dad that I also didn't know,
and about me uncles and stuff. It's quite fun to learn, to be honest.
[tender music playing]
The best thing to say to him, you know what it is?
"Dad, I'm sorry, but I can only do the best I can."
What you must understand as well,
at some point in life, you're gonna be in his position.
-Have children of your own. -Oh yeah, hopefully.
Yeah, and you are gonna be doing the same things as your dad's done.
-Yeah. -And this is just a learning curve. Life.
I think Prince is a great kid, but he's got big boots to follow,
in his father, hasn't he? I feel sorry for Prince
'cause people expect stuff, don't they, from him?
But listen.
You'll do a fine job of it, I'm sure, but this'll make a man out of ya.
Yeah.
You'll do for me, Prince.
I think you're a good lad, and that's what matters, innit? Eh?
[music fades]
[Adonis] Why's he making him go faster than the cars?
[yells] Ah!
I'm a big man!
[jaunty music playing]
-[Adonis] Granddad! -[John] Hello.
[Adonis] Where's the toilet?
Toilet?
In that hedge over there.
[quirky music playing]
-What do you want, a one or a two? -[muffled] Two.
Huh?
-Two. -Two?
Well, I've got toilet paper, and there's a good hedge.
-[Adonis] Take a big shit in the hedge. -[John chuckles]
Stop with the bad language.
[ball thuds]
-[Tyson] Shall we try and call Paris? -[outgoing call rings, chimes]
Hello.
We're at Knutsford in the sunshine.
Got the trailer out with the horse and cart.
Adonis is enjoying it, and Prince is driving me mad.
Attitude, attitude. Yeah.
[Paris] How are you finding single parenting?
Easy. I don't know why people always make a big deal of it.
Please!
-I'll leave the seven next time, then. -No.
-We're having a good time. -Go on, enjoy. See you in a bit.
-All right. Love you. See you. -All right, bye.
-[upbeat music playing] - ♪ Oh-oh, whoa oh-oh oh ♪
[riders screaming]
[Paris] Come on, then, guys. Let's go in.
-[kids squealing] -[Paris] Go! Go!
Whoo!
Let's go to the roller coaster.
Hold on! Say hi!
-Hi! -Hi!
[Paris] Oh, prosecco and limoncello! I'll have one of them, please.
-[Montana] We'll have two and a Pimm's. -[Paris] This is how you do Alton Towers.
[upbeat jazzy music playing]
[game whirring, beeping]
[Lynda] Shoot it slightly to the bottom.
-[Paris] I'm winning. -[zapping]
-[buzzer sounds] -[whirring]
Did youse have a good day today, girls?
-[girls] Yeah. -Oh, you're having a lovely day.
Look at what they've got now, special treats off Aunt Montana.
You didn't get Venezuela one?
-[Lynda] You went on rides with Granny! -Aw, Venezuela!
Always left out now you've growed up.
Always leaving me out.
Well, Tyson was on the phone before.
Tyson's took the boys in the trailer,
and he's gone to his dad's place over at Knutsford.
They're down there sitting in a field in the middle of nowhere
to be Gypsies for the weekend, I presume.
Mind, I do think it is good for them to do it though.
[Paris] Bag's there. Thank you, Venezuela. Chief mam today.
One of the good things about Venezuela being older
is that she knows how to look after kids, knows how to do the washing.
In our culture of being, like, Gypsies, Travelers,
these things are all important skills that women should have.
I don't think I could've managed with all the kids if I wouldn't have had Venezuela.
An extra set of hands, as terrible as that sounds.
No, she is growing up, and she is a good girl.
-Yeah, she is a good girl. -[Lynda] She always was sensible.
[Paris] That's what it is, she's sensible.
I know she could look after my full house, even all these kids,
and she could run the lot. Prince…
-[woman] You wouldn't leave him… -I wouldn't trust him.
I… He'd have the house on fire.
Cheers to succeeding for the women's day, for the women's trip.
[yells] Yah!
[Tyson] We're cooking with gas!
-Is there any better smell than that? -[John] Uh, no.
-[Adonis] You're the best. -It's in your bones, you know?
It's been bred into me,
that smell of an old stick fire in the middle of a field
in the countryside, summertime.
-[Adonis] You'll put the fire out! -Can't beat it.
-This is better than computer games. -[Adonis] Yeah.
[Tyson] These have been good boys, haven't they? They've mucked in.
And Prince didn't really wanna be here.
He would've been happy in his computer room at home.
But he's got stuck right in, got the wood, collected it, put it on the fire.
Good lads.
It's priceless, this, because, end of the day, Granddad's 60.
How long's he got left? Four or five years? Three years?
And they're gonna remember this.
He's given me three to four year. Oh my God.
You never know. You're not promised tomorrow, are ya?
[John] You're not promised the next 30 seconds.
Exactly, so…
I'm listening to him, and I feel ill. [laughs]
This is the third generation here.
One, two, three. Three generations sat all around one fire.
[joyful folk music playing]
Innit nice to get five minutes away from the kids?
Yeah. Literally.
The grannies are gonna be ripping their hair out.
We'll get a phone call in a minute, "Where youse at?"
Me and Montana have always been really close sisters.
We are busy mams, but we still connect and we bond.
-I got yo' back. -[both laughing]
And it's nice to actually have someone
who you know you can speak openly, freely, and keep secrets with.
She knows things about me that other people would never know,
so I'm very blessed that way.
-We haven't catched up in a while. -You got any plans?
No big plans. We just got back from over there in Como.
-Yeah, was it nice? -It was lovely.
-[Montana] Really nice. -Yeah, really nice.
Yeah, we enjoyed that. It was good.
And it was good for us, you know, because
going through everything these last few months…
-Yeah. -Obviously, he had the loss at the fight.
Yeah.
-And, um… at home, I'd lost the baby. -Yeah.
-[poignant music playing]
Everything had gone wrong.
I was pregnant again after Rico,
and it was a bit of a surprise.
Tyson was fighting Usyk. He was in training camp.
I was quite far along.
So I thought,
uh, "You know what? It'd be nice to go and find out the gender."
I went to the gender scan by myself. I thought, "Oh yeah, it's okay."
"Don't need anybody with me. Done this many times."
Went in for the gender scan and got told there wasn't a heartbeat.
And I just walked outside and started to cry.
It was less than a week till his fight,
and I kept thinking, "What do I tell Tyson?"
I FaceTimed him, and he said, "Why are you in the hospital?"
I said, "High blood pressure. It's fine. I'm fine."
Yeah.
And then, like, come off the phone and broke into tears.
I made the decision not to tell Tyson,
and I never went to the fight.
[Tyson] A pack of wild horses couldn't keep Paris away from them fights,
so I thought to myself, "Yeah."
"She's lost that baby, hundred percent."
For the first time in 20 years,
I couldn't be there for her in her most needed time.
That was the upsetting thing for me. I was in a foreign country, abroad,
about to do the biggest thing in my life,
and I just wanna be home for me wife.
He came home, and it really did feel like something out of a movie.
Like, Tyson's had all his belts took from him,
I've had this baby took from me, and we've got to bury him.
When he come back, he said, "I knew. I just wanted to deny it."
"I didn't wanna believe you." If my hand was hanging off, I'd have been there.
I've had losses, and it's part of my life, and I've learned to be stronger with it,
but it is, um… it's still a very emotional time
and it's… everybody would experience differently.
-Whatever we've got, we're very lucky. -Yeah.
We're all fit and healthy.
I've got seven lovely, beautiful, healthy kids.
-Yeah. -And it's just time to enjoy family life.
-Make the most of it. -I'd like to.
-Do everything. Go everywhere. -Yeah.
-There we go. -Cheers.
[gentle acoustic guitar music playing]
[Tyson] Don't get your feet wet. We've got an hour to go, or more.
Well, we've had our little boys' trip away now.
It's time to get back.
Prince, unplug the electric, please.
Right, come on, the boys.
-Are you locking up, Dad? -Yep.
-[quirky music playing] -♪ La la-la-la la-la la-la ♪
♪ La la-la-la la-la ♪
[music intensifies]
[Rico] No, that's mine! I want milk!
Are you talking?
-Do you want milk? -[Rico] Yeah.
-Where's his botty? -In that cupboard.
Adonis, put your school shoes on.
[kids chattering]
[Paris] Adonis, put your school shoes on. Adonis, put your school shoes on.
Put your school shoes on!
Put your school shoes on now!
-[Adonis] Fuck you! -[Tyson] Oi!
Tyson, today,
Venezuela, she's doing that, um, Fabulous shoot.
-[Tyson] Yes. -To get her out there to the world.
Is there any possibility that you would watch Rico?
[Tyson] Yes.
Venezuela is getting her first official paid work.
Oh, that's very good. Thank you.
The fact that they've even asked her to do it is amazing.
Adonis, put your school coat on. Go put your school coat on!
But I am feeling extra stressed at the moment.
Um, lots going on.
[breathing deeply]
Let's do it together, come on. One…
[both breathing deeply]
-Two. -I'll nut you right between the eyes.
Two. Listen to me. Two. Two.
-[both breathe deeply] -Hold it.
She does take on a lot of stress, and having all them young babies,
looking after 'em, is hard work.
Calm down. You're gonna have an heart attack.
You keep saying this! I'm no different from any other day.
Why don't we try anger-management classes with ya?
Ohh… 'Cause I'd hurt someone in anger-management class.
[mellow electronic music playing]
Oh, that's very nice.
-Thank you very much. -You get your shoes on.
We're ready to go now.
I could see Venezuela doing influencing in the future.
There's a lot of brands interested in working with her.
You can get very well paid for it.
She has the opportunity to embrace it,
and I think she could do really well if she wants to.
Hi, Jenny, nice to meet you. I was hoping someone was gonna be near the doors.
We're definitely emphasizing the fact that you've got long legs.
Yeah, it's good as well 'cause it's not too growed up, is it?
It's a big thing for me. Never been in a magazine before.
If my mam wasn't, like, helping me
and encouraging me to do what I'm doing, I wouldn't have done any of this.
[Paris] Try and remember, Venezuela, whatever you're doing, put full effort in.
It's good that me mam's stepping in and helping me.
Lean forward, Venezuela. Lean… lean into it.
[man] Give us a smile.
Nice. Nice.
-And then serious. -[camera clicking]
Nice. Beautiful. Love that look.
I was very ambitious at… at a young age.
I was, like, 14, I wanted to own my own beauty salon.
And then I met Tyson, and I lost interest in it, I can't lie.
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a family,
and that's what I did.
Put the other leg straight. Keep that one there. Put that one out. Yeah.
So, if she wants to have a family, that's fine.
But I always think, "Have a goal and have a purpose,"
and she seems to have found that.
That's a wrap.
-Thank you. -[cheering, applauding]
[upbeat music playing]
[Kelly] How was the shoot? Did you enjoy it?
I did enjoy it, yeah. I had some very, like, fun outfits.
I loved taking the pictures.
[Kelly] What else do you do in your free time?
-Um, just, like, chilling out. -[Kelly] Mm-hmm.
Are you dating at the minute? What's… what's your sorta… romantic situ?
I am keeping me life private 'cause I'm only very young.
-I hope everyone can respect that. -Mm-hmm.
I think Venezuela, um, should be allowed
to grow into this industry if she wants to.
Is there anything else you wanna say, anything else you wanna talk about?
Not in particular.
She can benefit from it. If she doesn't want to, she doesn't have to.
But at least I've give her the opportunity to taste it and see what it's like.
I thought your shoot went really, really good.
I think your interview went good.
Um, I think you just need to… just speak a bit more.
I don't speak a bit more to youse.
-I know, but… -Or anyone. I can't help that.
I know. You still done really good. Grab your bag. We'll get going.
-Guys, thank you for everything. -[upbeat music playing]
[Tyson and kids clamoring]
-[growling] -[kids squealing]
[Paris] Sounds like we're home in time.
-[squealing continues] -[Tyson growling]
We're just seeing who can make the most noise.
How was it, then, Venezuela? How was your shoot?
-[Venezuela] It was good. -Would you do it again?
Maybe, I don't know.
Did they ask you what your ambitions are in life?
What, did you not mention marriage and "I might have kids in five years,"
"I might be engaged"?
I just said, "Whatever comes my way. I don't have any plans."
She did ask her if she was romantically involved.
[Tyson] What did she say?
"I'd like you to respect my privacy as I'm only 15."
It kinda like answered it but shut it down at the same time, so it's good.
What was there to shut down?
Well, she doesn't want a full conversation about her private life, does she?
I don't… I don't know because if you're an influencer,
your private life is not… nonexistent.
You don't have any private life. Look at Tommy and Molly.
-The world… -[Paris] You do in some areas.
The world wants to know your little gritty secrets.
If you wanna make money out of doing nothing,
basically, privacy doesn't exist.
I don't know why, but right now, he's in a bad mood.
It isn't fair to put a Debbie Downer on Venezuela's good day.
She's had a great day. She's done really well.
So this is how you wanna turn her press day,
is "You're famous for doing nothing."
-[Tyson] No, I didn't say that. -That's what this looks like.
[Tyson] This has nothing to do with Venezuela.
Sometimes when he gets his head set into something, then he goes with it.
He runs with that "That's how I feel."
I'm famous because I've been a two-time world heavyweight champion.
I've done a million-thousand achievements. I can write a table full of 'em.
We're just in an era where you can get famous for… what?
Getting your tits out on telly.
Like, today's people are not famous in reality 'cause they've done nothing.
-What have you achieved? Seven kids? -I've achieved a lot.
But that ain't an achievement like,
"Oh my God, look what she's achieved. She's been prime minister."
I know that. You are famous for being a complete arse.
I am telling the truth.
You're famous for being my wife. How's that sound?
I think Tyson's just in a negative space at the minute,
but it was an arsey comment, and I'll call Tyson out on it.
-You are being an arse. -I'm just telling the truth. It's facts.
It really is horrible. "You're famous for doing nothing."
[tense music playing]
Prince! Get me one of Paris's Chanel bags out, please,
a large one.
You ain't having me Chanel bag, you dopey bastard.
-I'm gonna take it to the gym. -[Paris] You ain't taking me bags.
[Tyson] I am, love. It's… Unfortunately,
you're gonna have to share and share alike.
[Paris] I don't care.
-[Tyson] Don't mind, do you? -You want my bag?
I want it. I do want it, yeah. I like it.
-Can you get me one? -[Paris] No.
-For Christmas? -No.
Well, cheers. Give us a snog.
Thanks.
I'm going to meet John and Tommy for a gym session.
I might not be able to stand up. I'm gonna see if I've still got it.
I want me dad to assess me.
Obviously, I'm heavy. Like, 13 pounds over fight weight.
Um, I've been out of the action since however long.
It's been a long time. I wanna see if I've still got it.
I'm good enough to fight YouTubers.
-Do what you gotta do. Gotta get the kids. -♪ All righty, oh… ♪
-[Paris] Venezuela, come on! -[hip-hop beat playing]
[Tommy] How was the rest of the camping trip?
[John] You know, it was quite good, you know.
Prince and Tyson had a ding-dong.
He wanted to watch video games and all that shit.
When we was a kid, we enjoyed being outdoors.
We did, I remember, but youse never had any video games.
-You wasn't allowed. -We never played them.
-[John] Didn't play 'em, did ya? -No.
So how would you say your parenting's going, then?
I just try and raise Bambi how I've been raised.
-[John] Yeah. -[Tommy] 'Cause it's the right way.
This is why we tell her, "You have to sit when you're eating."
-"You're not having this." -[John] Exactly.
"You're not having chocolate for breakfast." That's not how you do it.
-Gotta put 'em right, haven't ya? -[John] Yes.
[phone rings]
[Tyson] Hello.
What are you wearing?
Pink handbag.
Nice style today, eh?
It's a nice bag though.
Are you ready for sparring?
Oh yeah, I'm in a bad mood too.
I want me dad to really test me today
because this is me assessment if I've still got it.
Let me tell ya,
get rid of the fucking pink bag before I get to fucking Morecambe.
Why?
Uh, you look like a sausage with it round your neck, that's why.
[Tommy laughing]
We'll do a workout in the gym,
then we'll come back to ours for a nice slap-up dinner.
All right, sounds good.
He winds me up at times with what he does.
Fuck me.
This seat's roasting me. How do I get the seat off?
Put your knee on the thing.
-Press that red thing. -Jesus Christ, man.
I could cook a sausage on me back.
[downtempo hip-hop beat playing]
So how's it going, Tom, then, this, dry, uh… dry season?
Um, it's going pretty good, to be honest.
How are you liking life as a nonalcoholic drinker?
Well, this is the best that life gets, isn't it?
How long's it been since you've had a bevvy?
-About four months ago. -Four months?
-About that, yeah. -Shut up!
-About that. -Couldn't be.
It's been a long time.
I think Tommy, along with meself, need to be committed to something.
Anything's easy as long as you want to do it
If you wanna stop drinking, you'll stop drinking.
But first, you have to admit that there's a problem.
I'm too busy training, turning myself into an iron man.
-I'm a changed man. -[Tyson] Yeah.
[Tommy] I'm very determined to stay on that straight and narrow.
Would I go back to the drink? Absolutely not.
You know, the only thing that I can do myself
is keep myself fit and healthy and keep doing what makes me happy.
If I look good, I feel good. If I'm training, I feel good.
-That's what I do every single day now. -[intriguing music playing]
[both laughing]
[Tyson] Can you go and put me bag back?
Here we go again.
Put me bag back. That's a ten-grand bag.
[Tyson] Oi!
-What are you doing? -[Tommy laughs]
[Tyson] Put it back. It's a ten-grand bag.
-[John] It's what? -It's a £10,000 bag.
You have too much fucking money.
[Tyson] 'Course I have. I'm young, rich, and good looking. Very rich.
What's it made of? Plastic?
-It's made of leather, calf leather. -Fuck off.
-[John] It's a fucking snide, that. -Are you joking?
-A snide if ever I've seen one. -[Tyson] Bollocks!
-Piece of old rubbish. -[Tyson] You're a snide!
Good job Paris didn't see that. She'd go fucking mad.
Are we gonna do summat properly, or are we here to fuck about?
[Tommy] I wanna see him squealing.
So… so the sessions, yeah?
I want you to put him through the hardest session possible.
-[Tyson] I love me training. -[John] Okay, in the ring.
Training with me dad and Tommy, we get the best out of each other.
-[Tommy grunting] -[John] That's it.
[John] Come on! We keep working. No good looking at each other.
-[fighters grunting] -[John] Come on, keep working!
Come on, Tommy, press him.
Go on. Pick the shots proper. Go round the sides.
That's it, pick them proper. That's it, Tyson, keep him off.
Come on, let's go. That's it, let's go! Keep it going!
When it's just, you know, Tyson, me dad, us in the gym,
I don't think it gets better in life.
[John] Ten seconds! Come on, let's rip him!
-Rip him! Rip him! -[Tommy] Hey!
Meet him head on, push him back!
It was brutal for me.
For him, probably a nice, happy day, gets to punch the living piss out of me.
-Um, but they're the best sessions. -[John] Come on, Tom, reply.
-[Tyson snarls] -[John] Come on! Let's go!
None of that bullshit. Tear into him, then. Ten seconds, come on!
Forward, then! Come on, that's it! Come on, nearly there!
-Bell's about to sound. Come on, Tommy! -[tone blares]
Time. Gloves off.
Well done, Tom.
Training, boxing, it's all a part of who I am. It's in my DNA.
The moment that goes and leaves me, the moment I… I won't be who I am anymore.
I said I wanted to see if I've still got it.
If that's hard training, then bring it on!
It was fucking easy!
[music fades]
[hip-hop beat playing]
[music fades]
-How's the big boss, Paris? -[Paris] Good, thank you.
[John] This looks good. This is the highlight of the day.
-[Paris] Oh aye. -[all chattering]
[John] Hello, Amy-Rae.
[Paris] Dinner's ready, you know. Do you wanna go and sit in there?
Oh my God. This is amazing, Tommy.
Are youse gonna go and sit down and I'll put dinner out?
You sit there next to your granddad.
[Paris] Leave that there.
Roast potatoes.
[Tyson] Who's got them?
[Paris] Your dad's ate half the potatoes!
-[quirky music playing] -Why would he do that?
It's hard to keep food in the cupboards.
Just to try and keep the fridge full is near impossible.
It's an impossible task because there's that many mouths munching.
-Hands together, let's go. -[Paris] Just leave him.
Hands together when your dad's talking to ya.
-[Paris] Do as you're told. -[Adonis] No.
[John] There you go, good lad.
Heavenly Father, we come to you in the mighty name of Jesus
to give thanks for this meal.
We thank the Lord for providing always
and look at the gracious things he's given us in our lives.
-In the mighty name of Jesus, Amen. -[all] Amen.
-[kids chattering] -[utensils clattering]
[Tutty] I'm coming.
I'll tell you what, Paris, them roast potatoes are second to none.
[Paris] Because you ate half of them before I put 'em out!
[Tyson] They're lovely.
How's Bambi doing, Tommy?
Bambi's doing good. She's just in nursery this week, but everything's good.
-Are you gonna have anymore? -Definitely, hopefully. God willing.
-Be nice to give her a sibling. -Better get on with it.
[Tommy] I know.
-We might have another child. -[Tommy] Yeah?
-Number eight, yeah. -[Prince] What?
Just to see if I've still got it, you know?
-[Tommy] Four is where I'm at. -I always wanted a load of kids.
How many did you want before you had any?
-[Tyson] Ten. -Ten? You wanted… Would you have ten?
-Yeah. -[Prince] Thought she said she wanted 11.
-Ten. -[Paris] No, 11? Weird number.
It was always gonna be ten, but…
like, obviously, we didn't know the risks and stuff involved in having children
and all that.
We've gotta be really thankful and blessed
that everyone's healthy and well, what we've got.
I think the advice from me would be
marriage or being with somebody for a long period of time
is not sunshine and rainbows.
[Tommy] Not easy, but--
We've been together 20 years now. We argue every week.
[Tommy] Yeah.
But we stick it out. There's good times and bad times, isn't there, Dad?
-Yeah. -Even me and Molly's coming on six years.
-[Paris] Yeah, I know. -Long time.
-Dad, what's going on in your love life? -Well, same as what's going on in yours.
-Well, mine's thriving. Mine's thriving. -[John] Mine's… Mine is.
-[Tutty] Dad, shut up! -I'm at least four to five times a week.
-That's only for amateurs, son. -[Paris] Tyson.
-[laughs] -[Tyson] Paris is that ride-or-die chick.
The woman's been me wife for however long, 20 years near on.
Is she the luckiest lady on earth?
100%.
[music ends]
[Tommy] When's the last time you had a drink, then?
I think drinking is a mug's game, and I'll… I'll openly say that.
It's an absolute mug's game, and I think
the last thing anyone should turn to is drink to solve any problems.
-There's nothing there, is there? -But I am dying for a pint right now.
There's no harm in that. You've paid your dues.
You've done what you need to do, you know. Just enjoy your retired life, isn't it?
-But I don't really enjoy that part of it. -No.
-I enjoy more training, what we did today. -Yeah. Yeah.
I enjoy that, mate.
That boxing session… unbelievable. I'm fit as a fiddle.
As long as you get your training in. That's all I've been doing.
Hopefully fight at the end of the year.
-Not really any time for drinking. -I might… I'm gonna tell you a secret.
-What? -I might fight at the end of the year.
-You're not fighting. -I might do.
-Ah… well. -[intriguing music playing]
Do you wanna fight again?
I do love it though. You seen me in that gym.
I was growling at that bag.
If I was you, obviously I'm not, but if I was you,
I'd sit back, I'd enjoy what I've done,
enjoy what I've earnt.
And enjoy… Look back on my career. I think it's the best anyone could've had.
How could you want any more?
Here's the thing, I want what all men want.
Yeah. More.
-Mm-hmm. -How did you know that?
Well, what else would it be?
When you have everything, what more could you want?
Except for more.
-[Tyson] More. -[music fades]
[dramatic music playing]
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