"Behave properly otherwise Baiji will thrash hard."
"Baiji will thrash you all hard."
'It is said that there are seven wonders in this world.'
'We are witness to those seven.'
'You will be happy to know that all seven are here today.'
'Let me introduce them to you. Beware.'
'The passenger is responsible for his own luggage'
'Because the first wonder is very dangerous.'
'He is the owner of this mansion Yaadwinder Singh.'
'People respectfully address him as Baiji.'
'He has his own set of rules on which he does not compromise.'
'Another specialty of Baiji is'
'that he is very fond of imparting knowledge.'
'And whenever he imparts knowledge, he imparts by the kilometer'
'If rumors are to be believed then'
'Baiji killed half of his enemies by imparting knowledge to them.'
'This is our second wonder.'
'Baiji's younger sister Aman.'
'Baiji loves her a lot.'
'And she loves imported things even if they are fake.'
'Just like this pistol.'
'This is Baiji's Biji.'
'Old model in new style.'
'Just like old wine in new bottle.'
'Biji is very fond of watching TV.'
'People say that she has got spoilt by watching too much TV.'
'Meet our beautiful fourth wonder.'
'She is Biji's physiotherapist Harleen.'
'In some time you will come to know'
'what she up to is under the pretext of physiotherapy.'
Sorry Biji.
Greetings, Baiji.
Biji, why do you keep watching TV the entire day?
Your eyesight is already very weak.
What are you saying?
I cannot hear anything.
I watch TV with just an idea.
Meenu. - Yes, Baiji.
Where is Biji's hearing machine?
Land?
I have transferred the land in your name.
Nothing remains with me.
Nothing. Land, land, land...
Greedy dog like your father.
Baiji, Biji again got her machine washed in surf yesterday.
I tried hard to stop Biji.
I told her that this machine would get spoiled with water.
She said that she is the queen of this house
and only her order will be complied with.
Baiji, she gave the order but the machine got spoiled.
Yes, Baiji.
Baiji, the boys who had gone to take control of the NRI's factory
have come back after being thrashed.
"Oh, no."
You are five and they were just fifteen.
Rascals, even then you got thrashed.
You must have thought that Baiji would be happy and praise you all.
Baiji, I think I have heard this dialogue before.
You don't have to kill my dialogue, you have to kill people.
The amount of ammunition with
which I had sent you take control of the factory with
that much ammunition I would have got Kashmir freed from Pakistan.
Baiji, Kashmir is already a part of us.
"Baiji... oh no."
Yes Baiji, Kashmir is with us.
"Baiji..."
Whatever I know is only known by me.
All I know is that you do not know anything.
If you knew everything then you must also be knowing
that what Baiji does with those who come back unsuccessful.
But Baiji you do not know why did we come back unsuccessful.
Baiji...
Sorry Baiji. Really sorry Baiji.
No problem.
It is courageous enough to escape from so many people.
Baiji, our driver Bhinda betrayed us.
He ran away with the van containing ammunition.
Bhinda...
"Baiji..."
Hey, I will count till three.
If you do not vacate the factory, then I will not count the bullets.
One...
Two...
Baiji, you said that you will count till three.
I usually turn back on my commitment.
What are you looking at rascals? Thrash him.
"Baiji..."
"Baiji got angry."
"I started trembling."
"Baiji got angry."
"I started trembling."
"I may get fever."
"Baiji will thrash hard..."
"Behave properly otherwise Baiji will thrash hard."
"The one whom Baiji thrashes."
"Never gets up again."
"Baiji has experience and he will thrash hard."
"Behave properly otherwise Baiji will thrash hard."
Chhote.
Think before you thrash me?
Do you think I am scared of you?
Am I scared of you?
Baiji, I am saying that I am scared of you.
Baiji, I made a mistake. Give me another chance.
You will surely get a chance.
But that will be given by this pistol.
Baiji, don't forget that I had gone with you to buy this pistol.
I remember that
but now I want to see whether pistol remembers that or not.
I will count till three.
If you can escape and save your life then do it.
But Baiji, this time count till three.
His death is near so he is running away.
He thinks he will save himself.
One.
Two.
Three.
That rascal escaped.
Just a difference of four feet was left.
Nowadays there is adulteration in weapons also.
They do not have that much strength.
The bullet doesn't end up hitting the aim.
But earlier the bullet hit the bottle.
That time also there was a difference of four feet.
I had shot the bullet at Bhinda's thigh but it hit the bottle.
Is it my duty to explain you? - No, no...
Till the registry of this factory is not done,
its control is your responsibility.
This driver is gone.
Find another driver.
'This is Buta Singh.'
'Our fifth wonder.'
'He is not a wonder but call him a sample.'
'Such a sample that even'
'God would not have been able to make someone like him again.'
'People lovingly call him Buta Jhoota or Buta Gabbi.'
'But Buta does not say anything to anyone.'
Mr. Buta Singh.
You are again two hours late today.
No, not two hours but I am two hours and nine minutes late.
But if you think I am at fault in this, I am not at fault.
Yes, of course it is not your fault but that of scooter's.
It must have broken down again today. Isn't it?
It is not even the fault of scooter. What will the scooter do?
Only I know how I am dragging this scooter since long.
Your company does not pay me enough that I buy a scooter.
Thanks to my in-laws who gave me scooter in dowry.
I will have to marry again if I think of buying a new scooter.
Raju, show him.
The black color is not going well with this turban...
it should have been some other color.
Forget about the black color but look at your evil deed.
Grease.
Don't think yourself to be very smart.
Do you think I had no idea that you are making my video?
My scooter broke down.
If I had not applied grease
then your video would have become useless.
I knew you will show this video to boss.
If it did not have any matter,
then neither boss nor you would be able to understand anything.
So kind of you to think about boss.
Now do you want boss to come and fire you
or will you leave at my order?
I respect you a lot.
I will leave if you have fired me.
In future if you do not get an employee of my level
then you can call me back.
You can call me even in the middle of the night.
I will come in the morning
as it would be difficult to come late at night.
Will you leave on your own or shall I kick you?
There is no need to kick me. I'll go.
Okay.
'This is Buta's wife Pammi.'
'She is Buta's only wife according to law.'
'But she is equivalent to 10.'
'As she insults Buta ten times a day.'
Take.
This had fallen.
Even those people fired you?
Do you have any shame?
There is nothing in your house.
Your younger sister is of marriageable age.
Idiot, your wife has never worn anything nice.
Rascal, can't you work at one place?
Again you have been kicked out.
No. I did not let them kick me.
They fired me from job and I came back in reverse.
I did not give them a chance to kick me.
At least, upgrade your curses.
What respect will we have if neighbors listen?
My grandmother use to curse me like this.
I cannot understand whether I am your husband or grandson.
I will tell you.
I will tell you what relation you have with me.
Listen to me.
Wait, listen to me. - Idiot, stupid...
Idiot. - Listen to me.
Listen to me.
I can't show my face in society any more.
You have hurt me terribly.
What have I done?
I married you and since then you have gained 28 kg weight.
Oh, God! Again you are saying lies.
I have gained only 26kg weight. You rascal...
'She is our seventh wonder, Gagan.'
'She is Buta's younger sister and she is also a tube light (duffer)'
'She retaliates late but when she does she is amazing.'
Sister-in-law, what are you doing?
Make him understand.
You could not hit brother even once.
Hit him properly.
You are right.
Idiot, rascal... - Listen.
Why are you instigating, sister-in-law?
Idiot, rascal... - Listen to me.
Shameless, again you are being thrashed today.
Excuse yourself someday. - Come and help me to escape.
I have to give you so much money. At lease have some respect.
You should have made two glasses of lemonade.
Someone else may also wish to drink.
I shall make Rooh Afza for you later.
You are still angry with me about being fired from the job.
What is the problem if I go two-four hours late in the morning?
I also come back two hours early to make up for it.
Actually that manager does not like my face.
That is why he has fired me.
If anyone could fire someone because of looks
then I would have thrown you out of the house long ago.
Tell me what is your problem and what do you want from me.
Money.
That's it.
Because of money you are insulting such a great person
Just get aside... get aside...
My money?
This is my family matter and you are talking about your money.
Don't interfere. Keep quiet.
Why are you bothered to whom am I giving your money?
Take this money and be happy.
What are you doing, brother?
Does it look nice to loot a few thousands from friends?
Listen to what she is saying?
If you wish to loot then loot lakhs of rupees.
Now you listen to her.
Brother, return him the money.
And instead you can break my FD.
At least, ration for three-four months can be bought with that.
We will not break your FD.
No one in this house will talk about breaking her FD.
Why?
This is my order.
Okay sister-in-law, then we will sell my bangles.
Great and intelligent idea.
Shakespeare has rightly said
that if you do not have solution to a problem
then you yourself are a big problem.
Brother, Shakespeare did not say this.
Why not? He should have said this.
He thinks himself to be intelligent.
They do not say good things and think themselves to be scholars.
It is my order to sell these bangles.
Those bangles cannot be sold.
Why can't those bangles be sold?
I bought it for her.
They are artificial.
Sister-in-law,
unnecessarily I am keeping them safe in the locker.
Shame on my family.
You have locked Rs. 20 worth bangles in a locker worth Rs. 250.
Let's not sit among these penniless people.
Let's go out and sit in fresh air. - Let's go.
Shall I make lemonade for you?
Leave it sister-in-law.
I do not have faith on you.
You might put artificial lemon in that.
Buta, till when will all this go on?
Why don't you take any job seriously?
I take every job seriously but no job takes me seriously.
I felt very bad
when Gagan told you to break her FD to run the house.
I felt happy when you said that no one will break her FD.
But you will again feel bad on hearing
that I have already broken that FD.
What?
Don't give such an expression.
The FD was for Rs. 30,000
and you are giving an expression as if it was of 2.5 lakhs.
I did not break the FD for fun.
I wanted to give money to someone for a job.
Neither did I get the job nor was that man seen ever.
Daara, you work with such a great personality
and by now you must have got acquainted with rich people.
Recommend my name to someone for job.
If I wish I can talk directly with Baiji.
But I am scared of your stupidity.
Baiji is ever ready to shoot even for petty matters.
A bullet kills a person once
but because of these household problems and taunts I die every day.
I may laugh out on many things
but this is true that Gagan is of marriageable age.
Pammi is also fed up of me.
Buddy, please find a job for me.
I will not do anything wrong.
Yaad is showing his class.
He has forgotten
that I brought him in this line. I did.
I have introduced him to every police officer,
goon and politician of this city.
Now he is doing what he wishes for instead of thanking me.
Sandhu's factory is at a very opportune location.
It is a deal worth crores. - Shall I say something, Mr. Grewal?
Baiji is not worthy of having faith.
Look at me. I was his right hand.
What not have I done for him? And he shot at me.
He is an ungrateful person.
He is new in this line and thinks himself to be great.
But he does not know that master is after all a master.
Good you came here Bhinda.
No one can harm you now.
Hello, sister...
clever and problematic.
Tell me. - Good news.
Your dear brother is coming to India.
Why do you want to come to India?
Can't you stay there?
Very often you come here to spend Baiji's money.
This time I will come and thrash you hard.
Give the phone to Baiji.
He did not receive my call.
It is urgent madam.
Of course you would want him to book your ticket.
What else an international beggar like you has to say?
Excuse me.
I am an international student.
Beggars are those who ask me to get things for them.
As now you would ask me to get.
I have sent you my entire list on whatsapp.
If you miss out on anything then I will thrash you hard.
You will thrash me. International beggar.
Drop by drop I drank the entire bottle.
I don't know what pain I had.
Seeing the empty bottle
I cannot make out whether it was vodka or rum.
Wow! What a poetry!
I was very small when those goons killed my brave father.
Later my mother also died.
What was my age at that time?
How old were you, Baiji? - 21 years.
I was 21 years old.
See. 21 is a very young age.
At that age a person
doesn't even know how to wipe his nose
but life took you for a ride.
Then I got angry and killed each one of them.
Did I kill them or not?
Look. There is no one in comparison to our Baiji.
Greetings, Baiji.
Didn't I kill each one of them?
You did not spare any one of them.
17 people...
No, 11 - You...
They must be 17.
You did not give me a chance to count.
You shot at them as soon as you reached there.
That is the case. That is the case.
I have found a new driver, Baiji,
Call him. - Okay.
'Make me talk to Baiji now.'
I will. Wait.
Baiji, this was it. I swear I did not drink.
Baiji, Vicky is on line. He is coming to India.
Vicky is coming.
I want to talk to him. - Here he is.
Hello. Welcome to India my younger brother.
Oh, wow! English?
I think Baiji is in full mood today.
I think you've had big pegs.
It is nonsense to count chapattis and eat.
And it is a total nonsense to count pegs and drink.
You know very well that your brother doesn't like anything
by counting and measurement.
When you flying?
Baiji, I fly on Sunday and reaching India on Monday.
Coming with foreigner. He knows little Punjabi.
Hey, foreigner... Sam, come and say hi to Baiji.
I am not bad at heart. I am Sam from Canada.
Greetings, Baiji.
He is really a foreigner. He speaks Punjabi as well.
Greetings, foreigner brother.
Baiji, he too has just finished studies and likes Punjabi a lot.
He said he too wants to learn Punjabi.
That is why he is coming with me to Punjab.
I have taught him all the bad words.
And now Aman will teach him rest of Punjabi.
We will teach him such Punjabi that he will forget his English.
Okay Baiji, bye. See you soon.
Bye Baiji.
Good bye. - Bye Aman.
So you did not tell me that you are coming to India.
No problem, I will welcome you in a grand way.
Biji, it is fine.
No, it is wrong.
No Biji, I have taken the reading very carefully.
Your BP is absolutely fine.
I have also taken the reading carefully.
All your intentions are wrong.
Are you in love with someone?
What are you talking, Biji?
Look here. Look into my eyes and talk.
You are not single. You are in a relationship.
You will be of no use now.
That is not the case, Biji.
Why not? You must be of 23-24 years old.
Till when will you remain single?
Aren't you ashamed of it?
Stupid girl.
Everyone else except me knows that you are coming to India.
Why didn't you tell me? Don't I have any importance?
My dear, I had thought of giving you a surprise.
I shall come and stand in front of you.
But Aman is a bit crazy.
Your entire family is crazy.
And I am the craziest of all, working as a servant here.
Not a servant but you are the younger queen of the house.
Not only of that house but you are the queen of my heart as well.
On the face of it I am really important.
But the reality would hit when Baiji comes to know about it.
You know well
Baiji keeps only professional relationships with his employees.
If Baiji comes to know that I have broken the rule
then he would shoot me.
So what if he shoots you?
Can't you take a bullet for me? That is ridiculous.
Say hi to my friend Sam.
Hello, sister-in-law. Greetings.
To hell with you, you idiot, liar...
You should be cursed, stupid...
You did not even spare the FD of your sister.
By working hard she had saved it for her marriage.
What did you do with money?
Which pig have you given the money to?
I gave money to your pig brother. - My brother?
Daara, your loving brother looted Rs. 30,000 from me under
the pretext of getting me a permanent job.
He took the money but did not find a job for me.
I will break his legs if he comes in front of me.
Here I am.
Break my legs.
No. No. Who is going to break legs? It is just a thing to say.
I was just telling them. Rs. 30,000 that I gave you.
You would refuse to have taken that money from me.
I know that I have given you.
I would repeatedly say that I had given and you would refuse.
They will get confused whether I had given or not.
I had given or not. - Stop talking nonsense.
I have talked to Baiji about your job of a driver.
Just remember one thing.
Your drama and lies are not going to work there.
Baiji will shoot you immediately.
Brother, get him a job with Baiji. So what if he shoots him?
I will have to wear white clothes.
What are you saying, sister-in-law?
Will you look beautiful in white clothes?
No one believes these things nowadays.
You will continue to wear colorful clothes.
Oh my duffer sister.
She is talking about your brother's death.
Will you ever use the brain that God has given
or will you return it to him unused?
I will work with Baiji if you talked to him about me.
That is not a big deal.
Ask Baiji to come and meet me anytime tomorrow.
Listen to what he is saying.
Okay, if Baiji is busy then I will go and meet him.
I don't have that kind of ego.
I do not have ego problem.
Tell him that I will come at exact 11 o'clock.
Or I will come at the time Baiji calls me.
We don't have any third option. Okay.
Let me go and wash my undergarments.
I have to start driving from tomorrow.
Here comes Baiji.
Greetings, Baiji.
"Baiji!"
"Oh no"
Baiji, I have brought him in place of Bhinda.
Why did we kill Bhinda?
Baiji, we did not kill him but thrashed him hard and threw him out.
Baiji, do you kill people as well?
Not daily.
But when my mood is bad then I kill one or two people.
Where were you working earlier?
I have worked at many places earlier.
I have had experience of many kinds of work at different places.
That means you could not stay for long anywhere.
You have tucked your shirt in from front and out from back.
This shows that you are double faced person.
I have tucked it in because of you.
You should have good personality when you have to work
and walk with a person like you.
And I have kept it out from back so that I can hide weapons as
I have to walk and work with you.
"Baiji!"
Hey! We never thought about this thing.
That is why I have brought him.
I have learnt all this things from underworld.
I mean I keep searching on Google.
You can use Google as well?
Driving cars is not enough to work with great people.
You should know how to use Google as well.
Daara, you have brought an intelligent person
otherwise till now we had hired duffer people.
That is why I have brought him.
Yes Daara, you have tested people well.
Let's talk about my knowledge.
Let me tell you something about you.
Why do you pick up your pistol often?
This shows how fast a decision maker you are.
You take decisions quickly.
You sit comfortably against the chair
because you have a lot of confidence in you.
Why have you worn this blue outfit?
I know why have I worn it? You tell me.
So you are testing a poor person. Okay, I will tell you.
What is blue?
Sky. The sky is vast... big.
Your heart is also very vast. It is quite evitable from blue outfit.
Blue color is my favorite as well.
Baiji, that day you broke the arms of the tailor
for stitching this color shirt.
Today, after wearing it I have come to know
that blue color is my favorite.
Okay.
- Forget everything.
None of them must be aware of it but I know
why you have got your house painted yellow.
I know why I have got the house painted yellow.
If you already know then why bother.
No no, you tell us why.
We should also know if you know anything or not.
What is of yellow color? Tell me.
Turmeric? - No, no...
Gram flour?
Come out of turmeric, gram flour and think.
Mustard flowers are of yellow color, Baiji.
Mustard seeds is extracted from them
and from those seeds mustard oil is extracted.
Anything to which mustard oil is applied become slippery.
You are like mustard oil.
You just slip away from any situation.
Hug me, buddy. You won my heart.
Daara, the man you have got is very intelligent.
That is why I got him.
Henceforth, you are my advisor as well.
My brother and his friend are coming from foreign.
You have to get them from airport.
Should I go and get them?
I have hired you as a driver.
I have given you additional charge of an advisor.
Okay then, I will go and get them.
He is Daara, Mr. Grewal.
Baiji's right hand.
Other than him there are 10 people here.
He has made proper arrangement.
Find out what his intentions are.
As of now he is waiting for the owner of the factory.
When he comes
then he would get power of attorney in his name for the amount
which would be half of market value.
And then he will sell it at high rate.
Get in touch with the owner of the factory somehow.
We are ready to give him more money if he decided to deal with us.
I shall find out about this.
Take the car back.
India is good. - Yes.
If I want to tell someone
that you are good then how do I say it in Punjabi.
I had told you, buddy.
You will say, "You are very useless."
What?
You are very useless.
You are very useless. Wow! - Yes.
Wow! How do I say wow in Punjabi?
Wow is to hell with you?
To hell with you. - Yes.
To hell with you. - Okay.
Dear, why are you teaching wrong Punjabi to the foreigner?
Brother, he was insisting
so I thought of getting him here and teaching him Punjabi.
Dear, I have heard that a man marries a man in foreign country.
That is very common there.
Is he your friend or wife?
You... you just keep quiet and drive.
Younger son has arrived.
Come on dear. Great. - Come on.
Baiji. - Here comes my younger brother.
You have become weaker.
Greet grandmother first.
Salutations, Biji.
Live a long life and enjoy your youth.
Hello. - Hello.
How do you do, Mr. Foreigner?
Baiji, his name is Sam.
Whatever it may be but he is a foreigner.
How are you, man?
I am fine.
To hell with you. You are useless.
What?
Sam, this line was not meant for Baiji.
Baiji, I had taught some sentences in Punjabi.
Sometimes he makes a mistake.
Make him understand.
Otherwise, I will make his condition such that
he will not come to remember his country. Kenya or Canada.
Go and enjoy delicacies made for you.
Why do you want to get thrashed by Baiji?
What? Did I say something wrong?
What I said downstairs was taught to me by Vicky.
Vicky taught you wrong.
Wrong?
Useless means waste.
Waste?
To hell with you is an abuse.
You insulted Baiji.
Oh, my God.
I will kill Vicky.
Okay, I have to apologize to Baiji.
But in right Punjabi now. Okay? - Yes.
You should apologize to Baiji.
I will teach you.
- Okay.
First you say. Baiji, you are so nice.
Baiji...
You are so nice.
Baiji, you are so nice.
That means Baiji, you are so nice.
Okay.
Baiji, you are so nice. Baiji, you are so nice.
Yes. - Baiji...
Aman, you are so nice.
Thank you.
Bhola. - Yes.
Do you know the history of foreigners?
I don't know Baiji.
Okay then, listen from me.
At first India and England were one country.
When Sikander attacked then both countries got divided.
But Baiji, I have never heard this in history.
Oh, yes.
I had heard it in fifth class book.
It was long back. I must have forgotten.
What is the worst thing about foreigners?
They don't wash their hands after passing stool.
Dirty people. - Dirty people Baiji.
Dirty. - Very dirty, Baiji.
Give me the gun. - Yes.
Baiji, the foreigner is here.
Welcome, Mr. Foreigner.
Have a seat.
Sit down. Sit. - Okay.
How do you do?
I am fine. Thank you, Baiji.
I am very sorry for saying bad words to you.
Vicky had taught me that.
But Baiji, you are so nice.
Great foreigner. You speak Punjabi so well.
I mean, you speak good Punjabi. Good. Cira.
CIRA.
Thank you, Baiji. Aman taught me good Punjabi.
Baiji, he is saying that I have taught him.
Our family has taught to many people then why not this foreigner.
Thank you, Baiji.
Bhola. - Yes, Bhaiji.
We need to change the culture of this foreigner.
How will we do that?
Keep toilet mug in his bathroom.
Okay, Baiji. Okay.
Pammi, Gagu...
Wow!
Why is the candle burning?
Whose birthday are you celebrating?
We are not celebrating birthday but mourning.
For last three months neither electricity bill has been paid
nor house rent.
The landlord had come
and he disconnected the electricity supply.
We have not paid rent and electricity bill for three months
and he disconnected the supply.
Last time, he disconnected after five months.
He has no fix timings.
Didn't you tell him that your husband has got a job?
I told him. - Then?
Then he laughed.
He said that he gets a job thrice in a month.
But does not get salary even once.
He was saying something else also.
No problem. People say bad words. Don't bother.
Along with bad words he was saying something else also.
What else is in fashion now? Mainly it is bad words.
What was he saying?
He called me Pam.
Did he call you Pam?
How dare that rascal call you Pam? What else was he saying?
He called me Pam.
Did he just say Pam or said something else?
What did he say?
He asked me to do something.
What to do? What to do?
He asked me to do a job.
He said that this man
will not be able to change the situation of the house.
Will he tell us how the situation of our house will change?
Is he very intelligent? What does he think of himself?
His moustaches are so small and thin. Rascal.
He is very stingy.
No problem.
I am thinking of finding a job for Gagan.
Brother, job for me?
Sister-in-law, did you hear the same thing me?
Yes. Now your brother has made the base.
And will manipulate things.
You will get trapped in his talks as I have been trapped all my life.
I will manipulate things but for good.
Just wait and watch.
Where are you looking for a job for me, brother?
I am still thinking where you will get a job.
Look, now enjoy what he says.
Here she comes.
Come here. Come here.
Vicky, what are you doing?
Leave me.
I have not held you to leave.
Why have you held me?
Some things need not be spoken.
And some things are not to be done before marriage.
Don't hold me if you cannot speak.
Why does a person hold someone?
To hug you and make you mine.
If you want to make me yours then we have to get married.
Why are girls always in a hurry to get married?
Don't worry. We will get married.
But there is something called romance.
Let us first enjoy that to the fullest.
"I shall buy beautiful bangles for my beloved."
"You are proud of your fair complexion"
"but I am fan of your figure."
"You are proud of your fair complexion"
"but I am fan of your figure."
"Today, you may demand diamond jewelry from me."
"Forget about I-phone, you may demand car from me."
"Today, you may demand diamond jewelry from me."
"Forget about I-phone, you may demand car from me."
"For you, your lover..."
"For you, your lover has kept all his earnings to spend on you."
"I shall buy beautiful bangles for my beloved."
"You are proud of your fair complexion"
"but I am fan of your figure."
"I am fan of your figure."
"Choose the colour of your skirt today."
"I shall get you a tight top stitched from your waist."
"Choose the colour of your skirt today."
"I shall get you a tight top stitched from your waist."
"Tell me about the boutique..."
"Tell me about the boutique"
"from where you need to get embroidery done."
"I shall buy beautiful bangles for my beloved."
"You are proud of your fair complexion"
"but I am fan of your figure."
"I shall buy beautiful bangles for my beloved."
"You are proud of your fair complexion"
"but I am fan of your figure."
Vicky.
That ordinary girl is standing so close to our boy from Canada.
She will put lice in his head.
What is happening?
Baiji, I had come to check Harleen's BP.
He means to say, that I had come to check his BP.
Yes.
First both of you decide who was checking whose BP.
Baiji, I...
Where is your BP checking machine?
Here it is with me, Baiji.
Baiji, this is for checking high BP.
You can come to know about low BP from your pulse.
Isn't it, Aman?
Yes Baiji. If therapist understands the patient's heart
then BP can be checked by holding hand...
Shut up.
I did not understand you, girl.
You came here to straighten Biji's legs
and now you are looking into your interest.
Before Baiji says anything,
let me tell you that your service has been terminated.
Get a cab.
Vicky is not going to drop you. Isn't it Baiji?
How is this possible?
Who are you to fire Harleen from her job?
Baiji will do whatever he wishes to.
Then consider as if I am saying this.
You know that it is my rule.
You can only have professional relationship with an employee
and not personal.
This girl has broken my rule so she cannot stay in this house.
Hello.
Look down, my dear.
What are you doing here?
I am calling my darling.
You could have done that from your home as well.
But I could not see you from home.
Don't do buttering.
What are you going to get by looking at me?
Baiji has fired me from job.
He has fired you from job but not from my heart.
And he cannot do that.
You are my life and future wife, dear.
Stop getting angry and come down quickly.
We are going on a date.
We are going on a date
but have brought this foreigner along with you.
Listen to me.
Till Baiji does not accept our relationship
no meeting, no dating.
No problem.
First I will make him accept our relationship and then go out.
Bye. - Bye, baby.
I think she has refused to go with you.
Yes. - Why?
She said date after marriage.
Date after marriage? Isn't that funny?
Yes, everything is funny here.
You date someone, marry someone else,
after marriage love someone else... La ra, la ra...
What are you saying?
I am saying... you date someone, marry someone else,
after marriage love with someone else...
Let's go.
What did you say in the end?
In the end? Lara Dutta married Brian Lara
so she became La, Ra, La ra...
To hell with that.
Buta was right in saying
that I easily believe in people and they break my faith.
Harleen has not only broken the rule but my faith as well.
Don't get angry on what I say, Baiji.
It is entirely your fault.
Explain clearly what nonsense statement you just made.
If I like it I will appreciate, otherwise shoot you.
Baiji, what I meant was that
you easily believe people
without even judging about their faithfulness.
I do not have faith on you, by God.
Before believing in someone you should find out
from a reliable source about their faithfulness.
The girl that you had hired
did not know what duty is she doing and at which place.
Such a girl is needed who is intelligent,
experienced and knows the traditions of this house.
She should know the dignity and nobility of this house.
Just find out amongst your employees that someone's sister or daughter
would be a physiotherapist.
I know of a girl and she is my...
No...
Two members of the same family cannot work here.
This is my rule too.
When two members of the same family work at one place
then they do not do work but hatch conspiracies.
Okay.
Do you know that those who cheated my father were our two employees?
Okay. - And they were father and son.
It is your duty to find a physiotherapist for Biji.
Keep this in mind. - Yes.
That she should not be a relative of our employee.
Okay? - Okay.
She shouldn't be a sister as well...
Okay... a sister is also a relative.
It did not strike me.
He takes out pistol at every moment
just like people take out handkerchief while having cold.
To hell with that. This is a foolish thing.
What kind of rule is this?
No two people of the same family can work there.
Brother, that girl was a physiotherapist there
and you want me to take her place.
I do not even know the spelling of physiotherapy.
Physiotherapy is not difficult.
You just have to lift the arms and legs of the patient.
And the point where the patient
starts screaming you have to stop it.
Just remember at what point the patient screamed.
Next day bring it back just before that point.
And then the patient starts saying that he is feeling better.
As it is his grandmother is very fancy lady.
Do physiotherapy for 10 minutes
and rest of the time do make up.
Yes. Then there is no problem.
Problem is there of Baiji's rules.
I will get you a job there.
We will have to do one thing.
Oh, God. Be careful.
Don't lose your job while trying to get her a job.
She will not be working there.
Sargun Bajwa will be working there.
I am Sargun Bajwa.
Why have you come here?
I am a physiotherapist and have come for a job.
Come.
Greetings.
Civil hospital's nurse sister Raman has sent me here.
Do you need a physiotherapist for your Biji?
But I do not know any sister Raman.
You do not know her. Mr. Gupta had told her.
The one who has a medical store near Civil Hospital.
What?
I do not know Mr. Gupta.
Yes, you do not know Mr. Gupta. Mr. Buta Singh told him about this.
And I do not know who this Buta Singh is.
Do you know anyone else in this city?
I know her, Baiji. Her name is Sargun Bajwa.
She has done physiotherapy course from Delhi.
She has won a gold medal.
Earlier she used to work in Rohtak and then in Delhi.
Amazing bio data, Baiji.
I have hired you for the job.
Biji is inside and you can go in.
That is the door... go, go...
Yes.
"These crazy eyes"
"cannot survive without a beloved."
"The eyes are not able to sleep at night"
"The eyes are not able to sleep at night but just count stars."
Stop.
Rascal, how dare
you introduced Gagan as Sargun and got here a job at Baiji's house?
People are scared of even caged lions.
Only your friend has the courage to go close to a lion.
Buta, you will be chopped into pieces
if Baiji comes to know about it.
And I am also going to get thrashing.
So what? Can't you get thrashed for a friend?
I am ready to get thrashed but what if he kills me.
Dear, in battlefield along with warriors,
horses and elephants are also killed.
How will it matter if you are killed?
Listen to me.
You will have to suffer alone for what you are doing.
I am not going to stand with you.
I know that.
But being my friend will you do me a favor?
What? - Just keep your mouth shut.
Rest Buta will handle.
"O beloved..."
You are a good girl.
I like you.
Dear, are you married or single?
I am single.
Is this the real status or that of Facebook?
What?
The one who worked here earlier also said the same thing.
She said she was single but when the entire profile was revealed
then we came to know that she is having an affair.
That too with my son.
She trapped him over the phone.
When my elder son came to know then he fired her.
She was an employee, Biji.
So the entire anger got vented out on her.
Even if both were at fault.
If she was an employee then why did she do such a thing?
Why did Mr. Vicky give her the liberty?
If she makes the first move
then it is obvious that he will grab the opportunity.
You should have explained it to her Biji
that she should not go near him.
It was obvious that he would take advantage of her.
Madam, Baiji is calling you in his room.
Biji, I will just be back.
Yes.
I think
she is also falling in love with her own rules and regulations.
What are you doing, Baiji?
You have called an employee in your room, that too a girl.
What will everyone think?
Forget about everyone else
but what will that employee girl think about you.
Just give it a thought.
Okay, relax.
Whatever had to happen has taken place.
I will make sure not to talk any nonsense with that girl.
I will just talk with her professionally
and no personal talks.
Sir, did you call me?
Yes... no, why would I call you?
But Meenu told me that you called me.
Really? Did Meenu tell you that I called you?
Yes.
But I don't remember that I called you.
Okay then, I will leave.
Leave? No. - What?
I remember that I told Meenu to ask you
to meet me in your free time.
But I do not remember
why I told Meenu to ask you to meet me in your free time.
No problem. Sometimes it happens
Does it happen sometimes?
Shall I leave?
Yes.
One minute.
When I remember why I called you then I shall call you again.
Yaad.
Biji, did you call me? - Yes.
Sit down.
Why don't you get married?
Biji, you know that I have promised myself
that first I will settle Vicky and Aman
and then think about myself.
When your wife comes then she will also think along with you.
Look, I have found a girl for you.
Where? In a serial or on Redflix?
I would not let these girls of Redflix enter my house.
I have found a girl Sargun for you.
Who Sargun?
Our employee Sargun.
This Sargun. - Yes.
She is a very nice girl. I really like her.
She is a simple girl.
Biji, do you know she is our employee.
I only keep professional relationship with my employees.
Then were you staring at your mother secretly?
I know everything.
From the time she has come in this house
you seem to have changed.
Biji, I have no feeling for her in my heart.
It is my rule that my employee will always remain my employee.
If you think I have feelings for her
then fire her from job tomorrow morning.
Listen to me.
I will fire her from the job
but you will not be able to forget her.
Biji, just watch less of TV serials.
Go, I will manage everything.
"It is entirely the fault of eyes."
"They lured my heart."
"The moment my eyes met hers I fell in love."
"It is entirely the fault of eyes."
"They lured my heart."
"The moment my eyes met hers I fell in love."
"It is entirely the fault of eyes."
"Whenever I look into the mirror I see you."
"All around your fragrance is spread just as God is everywhere."
"Open eyes look lively, dear."
"The closed eyes think, beloved."
"You too think of something dear and take care of my house."
"We will not get a chance to love again if we lose it once."
"It is entirely the fault of eyes."
Buta.
Yes, Biji.
Come here.
Coming.
Yes, Biji.
This girl must be tired from giving me rounds since morning.
Now you do it.
Okay. Sargun, you go.
Address her properly.
You should address girls with respect.
Today, she is a physiotherapist.
Maybe tomorrow she becomes daughter-in-law of a rich family.
Call her with respect.
No.
Address her as Madam.
She is eight years seven months and 13 days younger to me.
You know too much about her.
Biji, before getting me hired here
he had asked for my birth certificate.
Yes.
Okay. You go inside madam.
Where does this girl belong to?
I don't know. She belongs to somewhere this side.
Okay. I thought she was from that side.
Idiot. I am asking you about her family and where is she from.
She has a very innocent brother and a very shrewd sister-in-law.
Why are you asking this? Do you have any doubt?
Completely.
Because Yaad has started liking this girl.
He would have liked her. I found the best physiotherapist for you.
I have to find out how the best physiotherapist
will become the best daughter-in-law.
I mean to say my Yaad's wife.
How can this happen? This is ridiculous.
You are so rich and she leaves in a rented house.
Her family is unable to give house rent
and the landlord comes and disconnects their electricity.
Her rascal brother is at fault in this.
Girls do not pay the rent of the house.
Biji, I am sure there must be some misunderstanding.
Yaad sir has no such feelings.
No, Buta.
Yesterday night I saw myself, when Yaad was sleeping
then Sargun's photo was there on his computer.
And Major Rajasthani's song was playing.
"I am unable to sleep..."
"maybe you are able to sleep."
My son who watches wrestling,
tells me in the morning to turn on the movie.
'Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam'.
No, Baiji always keeps professional relationship with his employees.
He cannot go beyond that. This is Baiji's rule.
Rules are made to be broken when needed.
Now there is a crack in this rule.
And now what is needed is to trap your leg in it.
Buta, my legs do not work so you will have to get everything done.
What do you say?
I... I...
Biji, Sant Karauli have arrived in Barnala for a three day program.
Go and attend that program. It will help you calm your mind.
Baiji is calling me.
I did not hear.
If situation remains like this then very soon
Baiji is going to shoot me and hang me.
Baiji, we should send Biji to spiritual discourse.
I felt shy listening to what she said.
What did Biji say?
I think Biji has not read your rule book.
What nonsense are you talking? Will you tell me?
Baiji, Biji is trying to get you married to one of your employees.
That is against your rules.
I know you are true to your rules and will not do this cheap act.
Will you tell me clearly or shall I kill you?
Baiji, that physiotherapist Gagan...
Gagan? She is Sargun.
Sargun.
I know she is Sargun. I purposely said Gagan.
Just to check whether you remember her name or not.
But you remember the name Sargun well. This means Biji is right.
She is asking me to call her family.
Baiji, I want to remind you of history.
This matter is just three days old.
When you fired your employee Harleen
because she had an affair with your brother Vicky.
And today you are wooing the girl hired in her place.
Wooing?
It is in our local language.
It is wrong if I look at her with wrong intentions.
But it is not wrong when we talk about relationships.
But what about rules Baiji? Rules?
Once Biji is involved in a matter then rules are bound to break.
If you do not bring Sargun's family till tomorrow
then Baiji will thrash.
Aman, Aman...
Aman... - Yes.
What if I have to say someone that I like you so much?
Okay. This is how you say.
Okay. - I...
I...
Like you a lot. - Like you a lot.
Yes. - I like you a lot.
Okay. Cool. Okay. Let's go to Vicky's room.
I want to tell him this.
I want him to be Vicky's brother-in-law.
And he is trying to be my brother-in-law.
Idiot.
Vicky.
I want to tell you something in Punjabi.
Aman, have you taught him a bad word?
No. He is going to tell you something which will shock you.
What does that mean?
Gay, gay... the foreigner is a gay.
Okay. Your opera is very beautiful. But can I say something.
I like you... sorry...
I like Aman very much.
Hello.
You were missing me. Right?
Such a cool breath.
I have started feeling cold.
Everything will be fine soon.
Then I will come with marriage procession to your house.
And you will come to my house.
Smile and have fun.
What fun are you talking about Vicky?
I don't feel like doing anything.
I think it was a mistake to fall in love with you.
This mistake is good dear.
Because of this I could come to India from Canada.
Then take me along with you somewhere.
I don't feel good without you.
Okay.
Just close your eyes and I will be there.
"I tried to stop a lot but these eyes did not stop."
"I have seen many beautiful girls but no one like you."
"Eyes of both met and had a fight."
"Emotions and eyes worked as pen and ink."
"And wrote each other's name on heart."
To hell with you.
"It is entirely the fault of eyes."
"O beloved..."
"Once my eyes met yours they yearn for you."
"Tears start falling if my eyes do not see you."
"Because of you my eyes shine and dance like conch bells."
"My eyes just look out for you."
"My eyes became painful after falling for you."
"It is entirely the fault of eyes."
"They lured my heart."
"The moment my eyes met hers..."
"The moment my eyes met hers I fell in love."
"It is entirely the fault of eyes."
"They lured my heart."
"The moment my eyes met hers I fell in love."
"It is entirely the fault of eyes."
"O beloved..."
Greetings, Baiji. - Yes, Buta.
Did you go to Sargun's house?
Not at their house but I met them at railway station.
Why?
The landlord threw them out of the house for non-payment of rent.
The house was locked. The entire family slept at the railway station.
Tell me the name and address of the landlord.
Why?
I will shoot him in his chest.
Will Baiji's marriage procession
go on the platform? - Marriage procession?
Will the guests dance on railway lines?
What song will the band play?
Get a side dear, our goods train has arrived.
No Baiji. Why should we say anything to their landlord?
Those people are worthy of staying at railway station.
They are mannerless.
Do you know what her brother was saying?
They think themselves to be rich people.
We know that his father killed his brother and took over the house.
Nonsense. They are talking nonsense.
We had killed father's elder brother.
His younger brother was on our side.
If the girl's family says
then we will not invite uncle for the wedding.
No... do you know what her sister-in-law said?
I feel ashamed telling you.
She said that Baiji only knows how to shoot but is 12th std fail.
Nonsense... total nonsense.
I got compartment in English.
If they say then somehow I will clear the compartment as well.
They said many more things.
They said that Baiji expressed his feelings
but did he ask the girl about her feelings.
That is also nonsense.
Nonsense.
Yes? - No.
This is not nonsense. This is absolutely right.
It is right to ask the girl about her feelings.
You will ask the girl about her feelings.
If she refuses then you will forget her.
Then I will have to forget her.
That means no anger, no pistol... nothing.
Then why are you delaying, Baiji? Ask the girl and finish the matter.
It is a suggestion. I am your advisor after all.
Yes brother, tell me. Do you want to ask something?
I just wanted to know that has
Baiji behaved strangely with you in any of these days?
Yes, he did.
What?
He stopped me in the compound and asked hesitatingly...
What?
That once Biji is fine can we make her join the gym.
This is a very strange thing.
This is not strange. He wanted to ask something else but he could not.
Listen to me carefully. Baiji likes you.
It is possible that he might stop you again and ask
what is in your heart.
You know what your answer should be?
I will tell him that
I had a hole in my heart in childhood
but later it was treated.
Stupid. He will ask whether you love him or not.
Accept his love immediately.
Yes, accept it.
And then tell him the truth that I am your real brother.
I lied to him and got you a job there.
I do not even know the spelling of physiotherapy.
Send few people there to collect my chopped body parts.
What an amazing lady you are!
While settling her life you are destroying your house.
Oh God, I did not think about this.
Don't try to think. Only intelligent people think.
You just relax.
Listen to me, girl.
When Baiji asks such a question just refuse and say you don't like him.
How can I say that to him?
By speaking or else you will type and give.
You don't like him and that is it.
But there must be some reason for not liking him.
Don't interfere in every matter.
A girl could have 100 constraints.
Oh God, we were getting marriage proposal from such a rich family.
And we are refusing the proposal.
Are they great or we? What are you talking!
Look, what is she saying.
God, give me strength.
Sargun...
Don't be scared. The tiger is inside.
I wanted to talk to you. - I know.
You would ask me about my feelings. And I won't tell you.
You will ask me about my feelings for you and I will refuse.
You would ask me whether I like you or not.
And I would say no.
But why Sargun?
How can I answer this question? I don't love you means I don't.
A girl could have 100 constraints.
Forget about many constraints.
Just tell me one reason and we can work out something.
Brother Buta did not tell me the answer to this question.
What? I understood Sargun.
You like me but do not want to tell me your constraint...
Because I myself do not about it.
All I know is that a girl could have 100 constraints.
Is it even love if the girl accepts easily?
It is really fun to convince love with constraints.
Sargun. - Yes?
You are a very different kind of girl.
Why?
You are looking so good in spite of 100 constraints.
"Baiji."
Greetings, Baiji.
Do you know Buta, how many constraints does a girl have?
No Baiji. I have an estimate but do not know exactly.
Then you know nothing.
Unnecessarily, you do search on Google.
I'll tell you.
A girl could have 100 constraints.
Neither one less nor one more.
I did a lot of search but reached till 78
I couldn't find any more constraints.
That means I know 22 more constraints than you.
That is why you are called Baiji.
Young boys must not be having idea of more than 17-18 constraints.
They have no knowledge.
Baiji, how can I sit next to you?
I met Sargun yesterday, Buta.
No problem. Don't take it to heart.
Girls often refuse.
Buta, I feel like thrashing and hitting.
It would not look good if you thrash and hit girls.
Not her but you.
Who told you that she refused?
I am sure she must have refused. I think you have forgotten.
I am sure she must have refused.
It's impossible she hasn't refused. - No, Buta.
She neither refused nor accepted my love.
She said that she has her own constraints.
Now you have to find out about her constraints.
How can I find out Baiji? There may be 100 constraints.
I told you that a girl might have 100 constraints.
Okay, I give you a week's time.
Find out about 15-16 constraints in a day
and in one week you will come to know about 100 constraints,
Buta Singh.
Baiji...
If you are not able to find out about these constraints, Buta.
Then a film will be made.
Do you know what would be its title?
Shaheed-E-Mohabat Buta Singh.
Part 2.
"Yaad dances at his own wedding...
Which idiot, stupid person told you that a girl has 100 constraints?
You. You had told sister-in-law that a girl could have 100 constraints.
I didn't mean it.
You just said it like that to sister-in-law but I too have ears.
If you had used your ears then was it necessary to use your tongue too?
Couldn't you keep quiet?
I thought an intelligent person said this thing so it would be correct.
An intelligent person said it
but the one who is listening should also be intelligent.
He is duffer. He shoots at the mango on the tree and says it with pride.
Today I hunted mangoes, tomorrow I will shoot chickoos.
He is so dumb that he has asked me to do research
on 100 constraints of girls.
As if I am Balwant Gargi.
It is your fault.
Why did you hire her in that fool's house?
If you had hired me
then first I would have straightened Biji's legs
And then I would have straightened Baiji.
Brother, he finds excuses to stop me.
Sometimes he says that did you twist Biji's fingers?
Sometimes he asks if Biji's knee makes noises.
That day he asked me if Biji wouldn't get well soon.
I hope her physiotherapy will continue.
He has gone mad.
Stay with the girl all the time.
Don't give him an opportunity to ask her stupid questions.
Really? Should I hire anyone else as a driver?
I am his driver and not her guard.
So what if I am with her.
Day before yesterday he wanted to talk to her.
So he asked me to go to market and buy sweetmeat.
He called me from behind and asked me to get fresh sweetmeat made.
It takes six hours to make fresh sweetmeat.
I am thinking of quitting his job.
Dare not think of quitting the job.
With great difficulty there is a hope of prosperity in the house.
Other than necessities
now few more things have started to come in the house.
Do you know yesterday I made sweet dish after six years?
Oh, God.
One minute.
What if this sweet dish is made at Baiji's house with raisins?
And you could keep an eye on Gagan as well. What say?
Whose?
Yours.
But brother there is no vacancy there.
Was there a vacancy for you?
I created that vacancy.
So will create for her as well.
Oh, God... how?
"Your husband has great ideas."
Wow!
"You sell combs to bald men, this is not a good thing"
"Think carefully, Baiji will thrash hard."
"Behave properly otherwise Baiji will thrash hard."
"Buta has great ideas."
Meenu, what do you have to say about all this?
I swear on God, I have not stolen these things.
She stole the incense stick burning in front of God,
on whom she is swearing.
Here it is.
If you did not steal then how were these things found in your room.
You idiot, I wouldn't have cared if you took all these things.
But you were stealing the scarf I wore on my marriage day.
Tell. Meenu, you were like our family member.
That is the problem of getting close.
Only these things have been discovered yet.
God knows since when are you doing this!
And what all have you stolen from here.
I do not know about what things
but listen to what I am going to say with courage.
That day secretly she was eating your favorite sweet
from the refrigerator.
Meenu, I can tolerate everything
but not that someone should eat my sweet.
Baiji, I swear...
Yes. That's all you know... you have not left anything else to eat.
Baiji, I have heard when she came to this house
she 34kgs and now she is 54kgs.
Such servants surely drink two sips
from the glass of milk before giving.
If there was anyone else in your place I would have shot her.
Baiji, I... - Dare not say anything.
Get lost. Go. Come on.
Buta, how and when will we be able to return your favor?
But this house cannot run without a cook.
What will we do of that, Biji?
Baiji, don't take tension of that.
If I have found this problem then I will get its solution as well.
Hello, you rascal wearing black uniform.
Hello... just move a little.
Sister-in-law, you?
Whose sister-in-law?
My name is Lichhmi. And people lovingly call me Lichhmi.
What is the difference between the two? It is the same name.
But does everyone love me?
Laxmi...
Buta, how are you? Did you bear any fruit or not?
I am fine. How are you? - Yes.
She is Laxmi. We have hired her in place of Meenu.
New appointment. Come in.
Most welcome. - Move.
Is your husband fine? - Don't talk about him.
Your husband is very smart. I have met him.
She is the one who would replace Meenu.
She used to work in the residence of that factory
owner where I worked earlier.
A servant teased her once.
She removed her slippers and thrashed him.
The cook rescued him and asked him that how dare he teased my sister.
She removed the other slipper and thrashed the cook as well.
Why did you do that girl? She addressed you as a sister.
No, she is of the opinion that a job is just a job.
No love or relationships at work place.
She has some rules.
Mr. Paudha told us about you. - Paudha?
Buta is called Paudha in Hindi.
There also she used to address me as Paudha.
Sorry, Mr. Buta.
He told me that you are a man of rules.
So I decided to work here otherwise will stay at home.
Your face is like people of Hoshiarpur
and your language is like from Gorakhpur.
My father was from Punjab.
And my mother was from Gonda.
They escaped and got married in Jaunpur and I was born in Bijnour.
Then I worked in Punjab. So I would be like this.
Isn't it, Mr. Buta? - Yes.
Dear, are you married or single?
I am married single.
What does that mean?
I got married. He asked for motorcycle in dowry
and then slapped me.
I thrashed him hard
so he left me and his cycle.
I have sold that cycle for Rs. 750
I don't know where my husband would be.
Biji, she is brave but short tempered.
Biji, your breakfast is late by half an hour.
Is anyone worried about Biji?
I am really worried.
But dear, I had breakfast long back.
But Biji, I did not see you having it.
Biji, that is wrong.
Dear, you can check in CCTV cameras.
Biji, it is about breakfast
and not a murder that we need to check in cameras.
When Sargun is saying
that you haven't done breakfast means you haven't.
You will have to eat breakfast, Biji.
Yaad, I am full and have still not burped.
Forget about burping, Biji. - Yes.
Whatever Baiji is saying will happen.
That's it. - Yes.
Not Baiji but whatever Sargun is saying.
The world can be wrong but not Sargun.
We have hired you Touch me.
My name is not Touch me but Lichhmi.
Whatever it is?
Take Biji and make her eat breakfast.
Biji, we will go out for round and not go back home.
This is wrong, dear.
Don't make me over eat.
I have eaten my breakfast.
Biji, how will it matter if you eat a little more for your grandson?
Why did you bring sister-in-law here?
Just as Gagan came.
What if Baiji come to know?
The punishment for two murders is the same as one murder.
Okay, I will tell Baiji now. - Go and tell.
I just remembered a poem. Listen to it before you go.
I will drown, dear.
But I will drown you too.
Here she comes.
Sargun, I know you have your constraints but I am helpless too.
What can I do? I cannot restrain myself...
Why are you afraid? I there.
Keep your gun down.
What are you doing here? Biji is calling you inside.
I just met Biji.
She asked me to leave. - She asked me to get you.
Laxmi... - Yes.
Sometimes you speak Bhojpuri, sometimes Punjabi.
I think your parents love was a total mismatch.
You are right. You are very jovial.
Madam, come on.
Come on.
Sir shows his gun very well.
She does not anything about the pistol.
This is the difference between a Punjabi and a Bihari.
Baiji is trapped because of this girl.
She neither says yes nor no.
I had asked Buta to find out about the girl's constraints
and he couldn't do that either.
Hero, get up.
Vicky, we have got some good news for you.
Has Baiji changed his mind about Harleen?
No.
But he himself wants to get married to someone.
Baiji can only marry a gun.
She really is a gun! Biji's physiotherapist Sargun.
Baiji got trapped in the beauty of her eyes.
Has Baiji now realized
that low BP can be checked by holding the pulse too.
I will ask Baiji to swear on me to not break the rule now.
I will not let Baiji break his rule.
How does that help you?
Let Baiji modify his rule?
Exactly. You let Baiji change his rules.
You cannot marry your employee except for physiotherapist.
Then the physiotherapist could be new or old.
But Sargun has neither expressed her love nor rejected.
She has some constraint
and to know that Baiji has put Buta on duty.
Let us go and ask Buta.
He has not told Baiji about her constraint
then what will he tell us.
Right. He won't tell us anything.
Let us request Biji. - Yes.
When Biji will scold Buta then he will speak up.
Biji! - Biji!
Speak up!
Biji...
So you are saying that Yaad likes Sargun.
Exactly. Sargun also likes Baiji.
Exactly. But Sargun is helpless.
Exactly. Sargun has some constraint.
Baiji had asked Buta to find out that constraint.
Buta did not find out.
So now you want me to scold Buta.
Exactly.
So then Yaad marries Sargun and Vicky gets Harleen.
I think you both are also in love.
Do you like her?
Exactly.
No problem. I am broad minded.
Greetings.
Buta, you did not tell me the constraint.
No problem, Biji... if there is any then I will tell you, Biji.
It is just about money problems. Rest all is fine.
I don't think you have money problems,
you have brain problems.
I had asked you to find the constraint of Sargun.
Oh, yes. I found that, Baiji.
Unfortunately, her kidney was stolen.
Actually she had gone for an appendix operation
but the doctor removed her kidney.
Either he removed it or forgot to put it back.
How can we blame anyone? But her kidney is gone.
She must be having the other kidney.
She did, but the other kidney was probably
feeling alone and thus failed too.
Someone can donate a kidney to her.
Her aunt had donated a kidney in good condition
but it failed inside her body.
I have not failed in 10th std
as many times as her kidney has failed.
Baiji, in our village too the kidney of the girl of this age failed.
She died after four days of marriage.
Her mother-in-law was crying
that the entire village had not given a gift yet
and this inauspicious thing happened. Yes.
Yaad, we can get this girl treated
but she cannot be our daughter-in-law.
Biji, don't worry about kidney failure.
We will get something done about that.
Enough. My decision is final.
I was wondering why the girl is getting weaker day by day.
Don't change your statements every day, Biji.
Yesterday, you said that she is very strong.
She twists the muscles well. - No Baiji.
You need to pay attention here.
Biji is hard of hearing.
She must be twisting the muscles
but nobody knows whether the sound is coming
from Biji's muscles or hers.
Oh, God! That is why I was wondering
whenever she passes me, why do I hear strange sounds.
What will we do about this strange sound? Tell me.
Biji, it is time for your exercise.
Dear, forgetting your ailment you are busy in treating me.
Which ailment, Biji?
You are very courageous girl. Great courage.
Baiji, I think you should forget marrying her now.
Enough!
Baiji, it would be great if we knew everything clearly.
Let me clear you.
I am not forcing you. You can refuse for marriage later.
Move ahead.
Move...
Hurry up.
Well done brother. Couldn't you make up some small disease?
What would I tell him?
The girl has got cold so she cannot get married.
What will I say? Why didn't I tell?
Say that a girl could have 100 constraints.
We have already told them about 100 constraints.
100 old and 100 new. Total 200 constraints.
He will keep busy in all this confusion.
I am trapped. How will I speak such a big lie?
It is not a big deal to say lies.
Saying lies is just like scratching your body.
Scratching of lies always remains on your body.
But brother, what am I supposed to do now?
Nothing.
As soon as you cross him, keep a hand on your kidney
and cry in pain.
But where is the kidney in our body?
Kidney is here.
Why are you teaching wrong things to the girl?
Kidney is here near the hips.
Forget about the position. He too is not much educated.
He is so much in love with her that even
if she puts hand on her shoulder
he would believe the kidney is there.
Brother, what if we keep a condition that if you want to get married
then you will have to arrange for two kidneys.
He wouldn't be able to arrange for that.
For God's sake, do not keep this condition.
Otherwise, till evening he is going to kill 10 men
and keep kidneys in front of you just like sweet potatoes are kept.
But what will I do, sister-in-law?
Don't worry, I am there with you.
Where Bunty is of no use, Babli will handle things.
Ouch!
It is done Biji. - Oh, God!
You really twisted my arms as if they are of rubber.
Are you really a physiotherapist?
Yes, Biji. I have a degree.
The earlier one also had a degree.
But he never twisted my arms in this way.
She had no need of twisting your arms.
As she had already wooed your grandson.
Sargun.
Yes.
From the time I have come to know - Yes.
about your kidney problem I am very upset.
It is really painful.
Accident took place.
Forgive me madam. The water fell on you by mistake.
Can't you see, Laxmi?
I can see. I can see everything.
Couldn't you walk properly?
You spoiled the clothes of Sargun.
She can get more clothes Baiji, but not life.
Don't talk nonsense.
Baiji, you are a flirt.
Let's go madam. You are no less. Yes.
She does not know the difference between true love and flirting.
Let's go.
What kind of a man is he?
Even after knowing about kidneys he has not stopped wooing you.
Idiot.
Sister-in-law, speak in Punjabi.
Even after knowing about kidneys he has not stopped wooing you.
Idiot.
Guge, if a man or a bee stick to you,
it is difficult to get rid of them.
You have to remove them with love.
Whenever you go near Baiji,
get emotional and start doing drama...
What kind of journey is life?
Nobody understands, nobody knows.
Sister-in-law, I will not be able to do this.
I will forget everything when I face him.
Don't worry. I will write and give you all the dialogues. Okay?
You never know when life takes a turn.
And then unwillingly you have to change arms...
What? - Change the paths.
Then stop and say...
Our paths are different. Let me go out of your life.
Our journeys are different.
That's it.
We will go on in this journey of life together, Sargun.
I shall get you treated whether in Delhi, Mumbai,
Bhatinda, Barnala or anywhere possible.
Money is not a problem.
But I will not leave you.
"O beloved..."
Baiji is so clingy.
The matter of kidney did not have any effect on him.
I will get you treated anywhere.
He has become like Devdas.
I think other than kidney
if you fail all other organs also, he is not going to stop.
Biji was saying that sir wanted
to get my scanning done and show to a good doctor.
We will not let Gagan's scanning take place
otherwise everything will be clear.
Kidneys are shining like fresh cucumbers.
For the first time a family would cry on getting normal reports.
Dear, if scanning takes place then we will be finished.
You will still not be saved.
Move.
So just to get a job for your sister Sargun...
I mean Gagan you got Harleen fired.
And you got Meenu fired to get your wife in.
How dare you cheat Baiji?
No, you cannot be forgiven.
Baiji should know about this.
Don't call Baiji.
I am not calling Baiji. I am calling the hospital.
Three dead bodies will come for postmortem.
Send the ambulance.
We know that we are at fault. You can...
Don't speak in Punjabi. Bhojpuri suits you better.
We know it is our fault.
Forget about this job we will leave the city. Yes.
You will go only when we let you go.
What will you get by killing poor people like us, Vicky?
We have upset everything while trying to set ourselves.
Just see if anything can be done.
If he feels sorry then maybe we should give him a chance.
Great.
I had heard there is great sympathy in the hearts of foreigners.
Today, I have seen it is there.
Thanks to you, Mr. Foreigner.
On one condition you can be forgiven.
Set all those matters straight which you have spoiled.
Just like before.
Yes, I will set it right.
I guarantee that I will set everything as it was before.
Yes. - Yes.
Not only that, you will also have to get Harleen and me married.
If everything goes well, then maybe Baiji will marry Gagan.
Now you have to decide
your relationship with Baiji.
Relative or target.
Hello. - Hello Baiji, Buta speaking.
I had got Sam and Vicky for shopping
and there Bhinda's men attacked Vicky.
What?
Yes Baiji, he has got injured.
I have brought him to Saraswati Hospital. Come as soon as possible.
Yes. Stop playing this game and put bandage on him.
Why are you thrashing me?
Baiji, what is the matter? Why are you thrashing me?
What is this? Why are you thrashing me without a reason?
"Baiji will thrash hard."
"Behave properly otherwise Baiji will thrash hard."
I don't understand that why is Baiji thrashing?
"To see cat pigeon says why closes the eyes."
"Baiji will thrash hard."
"Behave properly otherwise Baiji will thrash hard."
Rascal.
Sir you have come. - How is Vicky?
He had a narrow escape. - What do you mean?
No, no. Vicky is fine.
I mean to say he had a narrow escape.
How are you Vicky? Are you fine?
Yes, Baiji. My arm is hurt very badly.
Baiji, calm yourself.
Whatever had to happen has already taken place.
No, Buta. Brothers are like your arms.
And they have broken my arm's arms.
They have not broken his arm, he is just wounded.
Don't worry. He will be fine by tomorrow.
Maybe you will not be able to see a mark here.
Idiot, have they thrashed him
or written on his body that he has been wounded here.
I was saying to just stop you from thrashing Bhinda.
I have come to hospital after sending Bhinda to hospital.
Baiji, this is not the time to get angry but to thank someone.
Come, Harleen.
Greetings, Baiji.
Why is she here?
Don't think why she is here.
Rather think why she was there where Vicky needed her.
All autos refused to take him.
Thanks to this girl that he brought Vicky to hospital on her scooter.
Harleen. - Yes.
You have done a great favor to the family
who threw you out of the house by insulting you.
I promise that you will be the daughter-in-law of that family.
Yaad has now dared enough
to attack my people on the road.
And thrash them hard.
Did you do anything wrong with him?
No. we were going to buy Roasted Chicken.
He thrashed us hard. You can ask anyone.
Tell him.
We kept asking him the reason for thrashing us.
I have heard NRI Sandhu is coming to India.
He is getting factory's registry in the name of Baiji.
He will get registry done
only when he has the possession.
Bhinda. - Yes.
Start making preparation for possession.
Okay. Let's go. - Come.
The experience of my life was such
that unwillingly I had to make some rules.
Because of those rules
I not only fired Harleen from her job
but also threw her out of our house.
Whatever Harleen did for us
made me realize that I was wrong.
Today, we have come to take Harleen back to our house.
And that too as our daughter-in-law.
We want her to marry Vicky.
We know that Harleen and Vicky love each other.
We are of the opinion that children's choice is our choice.
Then have some sweetmeat
and start making preparation for engagement.
Yes, have some sweetmeat. - Congratulations.
Congratulations, bro.
Thank you.
"You are very lucky."
"It seems you have touched God's feet."
"You are very lucky."
"It seems you have touched God's feet."
"Once we get married."
"We have to take blessings from our parents."
"This guy is like homemade whiskey."
"With whom you are going to take nuptial rounds."
"This guy is like homemade whiskey."
"With whom you are going to take nuptial rounds."
"Your boyfriend is handsomest in the entire village."
"He is going to reside in your heart."
"Your parents are so lucky to have son-in-law like me."
"Wherever I have expressed my love to you."
"We will do pre-edding shoot there."
"This guy is like homemade whiskey."
"With whom you are going to take nuptial rounds."
"This guy is like homemade whiskey."
"With whom you are going to take nuptial rounds."
"Your boyfriend is six feet tall."
"And you will look with him."
"You will be proud of him."
"And he looks at no one else except you."
"I will treat you as a queen."
"And will not let any evil eye fall on you."
"This guy is like homemade whiskey."
"With whom you are going to take nuptial rounds."
"This guy is like homemade whiskey."
"With whom you are going to take nuptial rounds."
"That there is happiness and excitement in the house."
"There is celebration in the house."
"On account of younger brother's engagement."
"You stay blessed ever my younger brother."
"I just got emotional on such a happy moment today."
"This guy is like homemade whiskey."
"With whom you are going to take nuptial rounds."
"This guy is like homemade whiskey."
"With whom you are going to take nuptial rounds."
"This guy is like homemade whiskey."
Welcome, Mr. Sandhu. There is no problem.
Come home Mr. Sandhu. I am waiting for you.
Yes. Okay.
Where are you all going?
We are going for shopping with Mr. Buta.
But Mr. Buta is going to the factory with ration.
No problem, Buta.
After dropping ration at the factory take them for shopping.
Take them.
Okay. Sit down. Come.
Mr. Grewal, they are younger brother and sister of Baiji.
Bhinda...
Not only will we get possession of the factory
but registry will also be done in our name.
Take and tie them.
Don't worry about factory, Mr. Sandhu.
I really do not know how to thank you.
If you wished you could have bought my factory for half price.
You not only saved it from Mr. Grewal
but are also buying at market price.
Baiji... - Thank you.
Baiji...
Baiji, a problem has come up.
Baiji. Baiji, a problem has come up.
Baiji...
Relax, take a deep breath. What has happened?
Mr. Grewal had called.
He has kidnapped Vicky, Aman, Sam and Buta in the factory.
Talk to him.
Hello.
How are you Yaad Singh?
Now you have started dealing with my parties.
I am dealing with your party, Grewal.
But if you harm my brother and his friends
then you cannot imagine how wild I can go.
Don't scream.
Just attack.
The one who has Sandhu will get the registry of factory done.
Listen to me carefully.
If you want your family members to be safe and sound.
Then bring Sandhu to the factory.
It takes 20 minutes to reach the factory from your house.
I give you 30 minutes. But remember.
If you do not reach on time.
then with every minute family members will be thrashed.
Okay, Grewal.
Set the time in your watch. I am coming.
I advise you to escape from there before I reach.
Otherwise your dead body will leave the factory.
Let's go, Mr. Sandhu.
Baiji, I request you to save my husband.
Otherwise, they will kill him.
Your husband?
I will tell you.
Baiji, neither I am Laxmi nor she is Sargun.
I am Buta's wife Pammi.
And she is Buta's sister Gagan.
Will you save him, Baiji?
Listen to me Grewal. I give you two options.
First, leave with your men and the fight ends here.
Second, you have twenty men.
I give you 20 minutes.
If they are able to touch Mr. Sandhu,
then the entire factory is yours.
Tell me which option you will pick.
I am Grewal.
I know how to fight for my right by thrashing the enemy.
Go and get him.
Go.
We have a tradition of thrashing in our family, not getting thrashed.
Thrash him hard.
That is great.
You...
Why isn't our hand reaching him?
Brother...
"Oh no"
Baiji, I will tell you the truth.
No, you better not speak.
Now only my pistol will speak.
Baiji, tell me which lie of mine has made you more angry.
Your first lie that you have never lied.
Baiji, I had warned him that you don't tolerate lies at all.
You had just told Me. You did not stop me.
I would have been at fault if he stopped me and I did not listen
Your second lie.
You got Gagan hired as Physiotherapist
Sargun Bajwa in this house.
I told brother
that I might be prettier than Neeru Bajwa and Sargun Mehta.
There is no doubt about this.
But my name cannot be a combination of both of them.
Your third lie.
You got an honest servant Meenu fired from her job.
I had said that stolen things are found in her room.
I never said that she did the stealing.
Maybe a person might have stolen things and kept in her room.
And you fired the girl from her job.
Your fourth lie.
Didn't you portray Pammi as Laxmi and got her a job in this house?
No. Pammi had asked me to lie to you because I had lied so much already.
Baiji... - Fifth lie.
You got Bhinda thrashed by me without any reason.
No, that was a noble deed.
He had made the life of people hell.
Only you could have thrashed him. So I got it done from you.
By speaking the sixth lie you got Vicky and Harleen engaged.
I was not at fault.
Vicky blackmailed me. - Why are you lying?
He made me swear on his love.
It was just a promise and nothing delicious
that you could not resist eating.
Six chances, six lies and six bullets.
Okay, I give you one option.
You decide at which points you want to be shot at.
Yaad, don't get angry anymore.
I agree whatever Buta has done is wrong.
But he has also done something good.
Yes, Biji. For the first time I have seen everyone happy in the house.
Baiji, look how happy everyone is.
Even you are happy.
When did I say that I am happy?
Baiji, you smile while sleeping.
Do angels come and tickle while you are sleeping?
So many times Biji has made your video and showed to all of us.
Are you really not happy?
When did I say that I am not happy?
Dear, forgive everyone for my sake.
Because of this liar Buta, there is happiness in this house after years.
Forgive him, my dear.
Okay Biji, I will forgive his six lies for your sake.
But I will never forgive his seventh lie.
Baiji, please forgive my seventh lie. Don't forgive my eighth one.
Which is the seventh?
Gagan's kidneys. Her kidneys are fit, fine and healthy.
You...
Forgive me.
"The girl has attitude as big as Burj Khalifa."
"Her beauty is like black magic."
"And on top of that is her mascara of eyes."
"The girl has attitude as big as Burj Khalifa."
"Her beauty is like black magic."
"And on top of that is her mascara of eyes."
"Her sweet talk has"
"made the life of boys' hell"
"Do not put liner in the eyes. Boys are weak at heart."
"Your eyes are more intoxicating than whisky."
"Where are you going wearing black suit?"
"Your eyes are more intoxicating than whisky."
"Where are you going wearing black suit?"
"Step out of the house and dance As the band is playing."
"Do not put liner in the eyes. Boys are weak at heart."
"You are enjoying a lot with me."
"I would throw money at you like Sheikhs."
"You are enjoying a lot with me."
"I would throw money at you like Sheikhs."
"Your walk in high heels Makes my heart restless."
"Do not put liner in the eyes. Boys are weak at heart."