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-What do you mean, you don't know?
-I don't… I don't know.

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I went to bed.
I woke up. Yusuf was gone, okay?

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He left us the keys to the truck
and directions to the barn.

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That's it.

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Are you paying attention?

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You put this down, boom,
pick one, then you do the cup.

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Thank you.

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Oh!

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Who just disappears for no reason, huh?

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Um… All I can think of, uh, is that,
you know, he seemed upset.

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Hm? What do you mean, upset?
Upset with whom?

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Me? We just proved
a new fucking drug route.

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I think he was just upset
about, like, his girlfriend or something.

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How do you know that?

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-Andrei.
-Hmm.

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Find him.

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Okay.

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When the fuck did you get
this information?

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We talked the night before.

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And?

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Come on. Come on, spit it out,
you stupid bitch.

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Hey, relax.

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Oh my God.

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Yusuf fucking up this whole thing
for a stupid girl? I mean…

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See, he doesn't understand
how easy it is for us to find him. Huh?

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Might need you two
to… to… to come to Miami

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to finish the deal.

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Uh… No.

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What did you just say to me?

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I just said no, okay?

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We have done enough for you.

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I have been a very good "friend" to you,

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and all I've gotten in return
is a fucking slap in the face

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and this deep, gross feeling

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like I have just betrayed
everything I stand for.

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Our father is the former chief of police.

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Our mother is a very public person
in this town at the moment, okay?

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There are a lot of eyes on us right now.

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We are not gonna go running our mouths.
We're not that stupid,

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despite what my sister might indicate
a lot of the time.

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So we're gonna be walking out of here,
and you are gonna let that happen.

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Don't you fucking dare.

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-Hey.
-Morgan, fuck!

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-Yeah.
-You want coffee or no?

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Hey.

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You sure about this?

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Kill him!

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Kill him yourself if it's easy!

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Come on, give me the gun.
Give me the gun then.

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Fuck! Fuck!

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Get in the car. Get in the car right now.

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Why wouldn't you have told me about Yusuf?

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I didn't think it was important.

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Why, because you slept with him
or something fucking messy?

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Do you know that you complicate
everything and everyone that you touch?

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I have given us both
a fresh start here, okay?

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And I need you to take that
and run with it.

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And I would like to kindly ask
that from here on out,

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you stay away from me.

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Happily.

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-What are you doing? Oh my God!
-I am staying away from you.

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-As far as I can go, right now.
-Okay. All right.

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-Hope that works.
-Yeah, it does.

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This might be the most uncomfortable
mattress I've ever slept on.

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-I wanna be your date to the gala.
-You are my date.

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No, I mean your actual date.

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Out and Loud is recognizing you
for being great,

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and I don't want you standing up there
knowing that we're hiding this away.

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-You sure?
-Yeah, I am.

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It's not fair to you,
and it's not fair to the congregation.

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It's time.

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It's been time.

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I can't believe I'm saying this,
but I am excited to go on a cruise.

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-I'm proud of you.
-Mmm.

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-Want coffee?
-Yes, please.

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Okay.

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Who are you? What are you doing here?

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Rose!

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-Reverend Dardano, is that what…
-Rose!

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-Nicky, come out here, please.
-How did you get into my house?

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The only thing
keeping you from the life you deserve

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is you.

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In order to change
the frequency of your life…

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…you must embrace positive affirmations.

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I know this might sound corny,

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but it works.

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"I am a good, decent person."

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"I deserve good, decent things."

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"I am ready to make that change."

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"I am ready to be that change."

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"I am not my past. I am only my present."

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…my present.

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-Fuck! Max!
-Godlike!

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If you're gonna be spraying bullets
at homeless women,

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can you at least put your headphones on?
I woke up at six to bake these, dude.

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Our floors are clean, babe.

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What are you lookin' at?!

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I'm going on a run.

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Like, to the grocery store?

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No, like… like for exercise.

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Why?

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Uh, I'm trying something.

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As many of you know,
I was photographed last week

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entertaining three women
on an evening boat ride.

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A personal choice
my opponent Linda Morelli

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seems to have taken issue with.

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But let me reassure you all
that my personal life

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has never stood in the way
of my leadership abilities.

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"Family first," she says.

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What about this town first?

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And to that point,
what if you don't have a family?

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Then what, Linda?

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Sure, I make bold choices
and take big swings.

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But it's that kind of attitude that
gets you the big boats in the first place.

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Mm-hmm.

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So while Linda Morelli focuses on
jungle gyms and kindergarten classes,

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I'll be out here continuing to take
big swings for the people of this town.

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From my family to yours,
I'll see you at the polls.

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He was caught with three hookers
on a boat. Suddenly, it's my problem.

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They're called sex workers.

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People are gonna see right through this.
They're gonna see right through it.

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Can you imagine the audacity?

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Is this illegal?
Honey, why are you wearing a suit?

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The campaign barbecue invite
said family-friendly.

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I know, and that's what
I wanted to talk to you about

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before you forced me
to watch that insane video.

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-Um, I--
-Well, what?

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I was wanting to wait
until after the campaign to tell you this,

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but it can't wait anymore, so I--

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You're sick. It's cancer.
Natalie, is it cancer?

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I… I don't know.

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It's not cancer, okay?
I don't have cancer.

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-I… I, um…
-Oh no. Oh God.

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I…

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met someone.

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Nicky!

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-And I'm leaving the church.
-Oh.

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-Whoa.
-And I'm… I'm telling you now

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because Rose caught us this morning.

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So it has sort of…

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-What?
-…expedited the process a little bit.

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And I am… I am going to be his date today
to a very important event,

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so I'm gonna be late for the barbecue.

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And I… I just wanted to tell you this

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and… and let you know
that everything is under control, okay?

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-And… and I am good and I am happy, okay?
-Mmm.

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So, this is obviously something
we're gonna need to get ahead of.

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That was the support I was looking for,
thank you so much.

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-No, Nicky, don't do that.
-Do what?

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Expect the clouds to part because
somebody caught you with your pants down.

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Your sister and I are waist-deep
in fending off political attacks.

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So who is this boyfriend,
this man that you met?

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It's Tareq Rivera.

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My Tareq?!

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Well, I don't think--
Yeah, I don't think you can--

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-Oh!
-He comes into the store.

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It doesn't mean
you can claim him as yours.

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-Oh, Nick, you have got to be kidding me.
-Yeah.

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Choosing this moment when I can't give
this the amount of attention that I want.

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How long have you been
hiding this from me?

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Finally, a man in the family
who can work with his hands.

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Kevin works with his hands.

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-No, Kevin works with computers, Natalie.
-Ah.

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Okay, yeah. I just… I… I did not want
to tell you until after the election

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because I didn't want any of this
to hurt your campaign in any way.

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It might. I'm an ally, but it might.

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Okay. And I also didn't want
the entire town to know

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before I was ready to share this.

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-What are you implying?
-Nothing.

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Donna's son, Anthony,
came home from Mykonos last summer

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with a raging case of chlamydia
from a "hot tub." It was a bathhouse.

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She pays his credit card bills. That is
a secret that I will take to my grave.

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Mm-hmm.

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So as for Tom Donaldson,

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I think you just spend the barbecue
laughing with kids, talking to families.

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You are the people's pick.

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-Yes.
-Yeah?

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So let's just focus on showing that
to the people.

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Okay, hun, I hope you're right.
Honey, bring Tareq by the store.

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-I want to give him the family discount.
-Okay.

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Hmm, uh…

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She makes a good point.

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She makes a great point.

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We tip a waitress.
Why are we not tipping stewardesses?

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-Mmm.
-It's fucking rude.

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I think they're union.

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I dated a flight attendant
back in college.

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Afternoon, gentlemen. I just wanted
to drop this off ahead of schedule.

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You can always depend on Ivan
to bring in just what he owes us.

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Never over-delivers.

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Tell me, how does it feel to be so good
at just doing the bare minimum?

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You get your money?

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Yeah, we're good.

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Your shoes stuck to the floor?
Get the fuck out of here.

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Uh, we're… we're closing the store
for a few days.

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We, uh, need to drive Andrei to Florida
to visit his mother.

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Was that a question?

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Because I don't think our boss
would respond very well to being told

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by two fucking clowns
that they decided to take a vacation.

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-You two fucking sweethearts or something?
-We're cousins.

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Can we go to Florida or not?

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I'll tell you what.

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Heads, the clown car
gets to drive to Florida.

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Tails, Mom, she's shit out of luck.

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Two days. That's it.

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Thank you.

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Dickheads.

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What did he say?

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Assholes.

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Disrespect your mother like that.

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My mother doesn't live in Florida.

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They don't know that! I can't
wait to get this fucking deal done.

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Bring in cheaper drugs,
eliminate those assholes.

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Soon, soon.

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The two of us trying
to swing this thing on our own,

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we will look like clowns.

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What's the latest on Yusuf?

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Working on it. I'll find him.

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We need some muscle in Miami.
Serious, badass.

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Show the Brazilians
that we're real players

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that can handle this operation.

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-And drag Yusuf back here…
-I understand.

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…by his stupid fucking Nikes
if you have to.

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Motherfuckin'…

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I hate this fucking car.

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-Hey! Oh. Whoa.
-Hey!

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Oh, hi!

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Oh my God!

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Hey, girl!

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Um, we made cupcakes.

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-Oh my God
-Oh my God. Cute.

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I will be eating one of those immediately.

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Thank you so much.

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-I can take that.
-Yes!

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Thank you.
Something from the registry, I hope.

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Yes. Promise.

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It's pink like all your, um…

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your pink stuff.

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-Yeah, thank you.
-She knows me so well.

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-It's, like, my favorite color.
-Yeah.

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-Come on in.
-Okay.

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Here, can I get you guys
a little bottletini?

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What is that?

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So, obligatory shower game.

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This is called dirty diaper.

00:12:51.228 --> 00:12:52.813 align:center
Oh my God, yes.

00:12:55.191 --> 00:12:57.234 align:center
And Morgan…

00:12:57.318 --> 00:13:00.488 align:center
…since you arrived last, you're first up.

00:13:00.571 --> 00:13:02.531 align:center
Oh, nah, someone else can go.

00:13:02.615 --> 00:13:04.241 align:center
-Put it on.
-Come on, do it.

00:13:04.325 --> 00:13:06.452 align:center
Um, I'm really bad at games.

00:13:06.535 --> 00:13:07.578 align:center
Exactly.

00:13:07.661 --> 00:13:10.623 align:center
So, we have eight dirty diapers,

00:13:10.706 --> 00:13:15.878 align:center
and you have to guess what's been left
in there by tasting each one.

00:13:15.961 --> 00:13:17.713 align:center
What the fuck?

00:13:19.089 --> 00:13:20.424 align:center
-What the fuck?
-Oh my God.

00:13:20.508 --> 00:13:22.176 align:center
They're chocolate bars, Morgan.

00:13:22.259 --> 00:13:23.886 align:center
-Yeah.
-Okay.

00:13:23.969 --> 00:13:26.305 align:center
-If she doesn't wanna go, I call dibs.
-Oh, he'll do it.

00:13:26.388 --> 00:13:28.224 align:center
-No, no, no. Mm-mm.
-No. Girls only.

00:13:28.307 --> 00:13:30.226 align:center
-Exactly.
-I'm just gonna…

00:13:30.726 --> 00:13:31.810 align:center
Oh.

00:13:31.894 --> 00:13:33.854 align:center
-You got it? Yeah.
-Mm-hmm.

00:13:35.564 --> 00:13:36.941 align:center
Oh!

00:13:37.024 --> 00:13:38.317 align:center
-Get in there. Get in.
-Yeah.

00:13:38.400 --> 00:13:39.735 align:center
-Big bite.
-Yeah.

00:13:39.819 --> 00:13:42.071 align:center
-Come on, come on, come on.
-Okay.

00:13:43.656 --> 00:13:44.907 align:center
Oh my God, I can't watch.

00:13:49.537 --> 00:13:51.247 align:center
I ate the baby shit. I ate the shit.

00:13:51.330 --> 00:13:53.040 align:center
I ate the shit.

00:13:55.417 --> 00:13:57.878 align:center
You know, for someone
who works with their hands,

00:13:57.962 --> 00:13:58.879 align:center
they're awfully soft.

00:13:58.963 --> 00:14:00.923 align:center
-Okay, you're the worst.
-I'm just saying.

00:14:01.006 --> 00:14:03.384 align:center
-I love you, you're the worst.
-It brings up some questions.

00:14:03.467 --> 00:14:05.344 align:center
Wait. It says
we're supposed to be here, but…

00:14:05.427 --> 00:14:08.389 align:center
-I don't understand why we can't just ask.
-Does this harbor have-- No.

00:14:08.472 --> 00:14:11.684 align:center
-What is the reluctance to ask for help?
-It'll be fine, we're gonna find it.

00:14:11.767 --> 00:14:14.061 align:center
-He might know. Excuse me.
-No, don't bother him. Nick.

00:14:14.144 --> 00:14:16.939 align:center
Hi, um, are you going
to the Out and Loud event?

00:14:17.022 --> 00:14:18.816 align:center
-The what?
-Out and Loud.

00:14:18.899 --> 00:14:23.195 align:center
It's an LGBTQIA+ organization.
They're throwing a… a charity thing.

00:14:23.279 --> 00:14:25.281 align:center
"Out and Loud" sounds homophobic.

00:14:26.907 --> 00:14:28.659 align:center
No, it's not… it's not homophobic.

00:14:28.742 --> 00:14:32.746 align:center
It's-- It's like, good loud, like,
"raise your voice" kind of situation.

00:14:32.830 --> 00:14:34.456 align:center
And why are you asking me?

00:14:36.667 --> 00:14:39.461 align:center
-We were just…
-I don't… He's being--

00:14:39.545 --> 00:14:41.839 align:center
My boyfriend is being honored
at the event,

00:14:41.922 --> 00:14:43.882 align:center
and I just-- You have nice jeans.

00:14:43.966 --> 00:14:46.051 align:center
Honored for what? Including the "IA+"?

00:14:46.135 --> 00:14:47.720 align:center
Okay, do you know the place or not?

00:14:47.803 --> 00:14:49.430 align:center
That's New York City.

00:14:49.513 --> 00:14:53.058 align:center
The whole town is
an LGBTQQIP2A+ event, so…

00:14:53.684 --> 00:14:55.728 align:center
-Great, thank you. Yeah.
-Thanks so much.

00:14:57.146 --> 00:14:59.398 align:center
Why does our community
have to be so divided?

00:14:59.481 --> 00:15:01.400 align:center
-What did I do to him?
-You bothered him.

00:15:01.483 --> 00:15:03.319 align:center
Ugh! Speaking of dirty diapers,

00:15:03.402 --> 00:15:05.571 align:center
we told you guys
about how we're potty training Barnaby.

00:15:05.654 --> 00:15:07.448 align:center
Yeah, we're doing the ten-minute rule.

00:15:07.531 --> 00:15:08.657 align:center
So we're in a Homesense,

00:15:08.741 --> 00:15:11.160 align:center
and he had to go number two,
so we whip out the potty.

00:15:11.243 --> 00:15:12.745 align:center
That's cute.

00:15:12.828 --> 00:15:14.288 align:center
-Aww!
-That's really cute.

00:15:14.371 --> 00:15:15.539 align:center
That is so cute.

00:15:15.623 --> 00:15:17.708 align:center
-Sorry, wait, what am I looking at, sorry?
-Aww.

00:15:17.791 --> 00:15:19.168 align:center
High five.

00:15:19.251 --> 00:15:20.878 align:center
Bam! See?

00:15:20.961 --> 00:15:23.213 align:center
-Is he shitting in the bedding aisle?
-Yeah.

00:15:23.297 --> 00:15:25.382 align:center
Morgan, he's two and a half.

00:15:25.466 --> 00:15:28.761 align:center
Right, I know, but like, someone's out,
shopping for a new duvet for their bed,

00:15:28.844 --> 00:15:30.262 align:center
and your kid's just taking a dump?

00:15:31.388 --> 00:15:34.099 align:center
-Babe, it's a baby.
-No. I know, but it is fucking gross.

00:15:34.183 --> 00:15:36.518 align:center
And did anyone ask the kid
if he wants to be on social media

00:15:36.602 --> 00:15:39.897 align:center
taking a shit in a Homesense?
Like, that kid will grow up someday.

00:15:39.980 --> 00:15:41.106 align:center
Yeah.

00:15:43.067 --> 00:15:45.944 align:center
Well, it's, like, really good
to see you guys. We've missed you.

00:15:46.028 --> 00:15:47.488 align:center
-Oh, yes.
-Yeah.

00:15:48.155 --> 00:15:50.658 align:center
You guys would have the cutest kids.

00:15:50.741 --> 00:15:52.618 align:center
-Yes.
-Aww.

00:15:52.701 --> 00:15:54.787 align:center
-Yes.
-It's true, right?

00:15:54.870 --> 00:15:59.249 align:center
-When are you guys gonna go for it?
-Maybe… Maybe someday. Yeah, I don't know.

00:15:59.333 --> 00:16:00.626 align:center
We know, Morgan.

00:16:01.585 --> 00:16:05.089 align:center
It's, like, really amazing,
and you would be, like, an amazing mom.

00:16:05.172 --> 00:16:07.341 align:center
-Yeah.
-Come on. You guys are ready.

00:16:07.424 --> 00:16:08.968 align:center
-You're ready.
-Yeah.

00:16:09.051 --> 00:16:12.346 align:center
-You've been together for so long…
-You would love it.

00:16:12.429 --> 00:16:14.556 align:center
For you guys, it works,
but I think, you know…

00:16:14.640 --> 00:16:16.225 align:center
-No.
-You are perfect together.

00:16:16.308 --> 00:16:18.560 align:center
-You'll love it.
-Oh my gosh, yeah.

00:16:18.644 --> 00:16:20.312 align:center
I can't have kids!

00:16:26.527 --> 00:16:27.903 align:center
I, uh…

00:16:27.987 --> 00:16:30.489 align:center
I can't have them, so…

00:16:32.366 --> 00:16:34.952 align:center
Yeah, I would love
to sit around all day, Tara,

00:16:35.035 --> 00:16:37.955 align:center
and watch your kid shit
all over the place, but…

00:16:39.415 --> 00:16:42.334 align:center
Uh, it's kinda hard for me right now, so…

00:16:43.711 --> 00:16:44.795 align:center
Excuse me.

00:16:45.295 --> 00:16:48.173 align:center
And I'm sorry that I ruined this party.
I didn't wanna do that, okay?

00:16:48.257 --> 00:16:50.300 align:center
Thank you for having us.
This was really beautiful.

00:16:50.384 --> 00:16:53.053 align:center
Get the fuck up. Get up,
get the fuck over here. We're leaving.

00:16:53.137 --> 00:16:54.930 align:center
Sorry.

00:17:15.451 --> 00:17:16.410 align:center
Is it on a boat?

00:17:16.493 --> 00:17:19.163 align:center
No, the invite just said Pier 49.

00:17:19.747 --> 00:17:22.374 align:center
-Okay, well, we're on Pier 49.
-This doesn't look like a gala.

00:17:22.458 --> 00:17:25.461 align:center
Looks like a bunch of people who don't
know where they're supposed to be going.

00:17:25.544 --> 00:17:26.378 align:center
Okay.

00:17:28.922 --> 00:17:31.008 align:center
Teagan's phone's disconnected.

00:17:31.091 --> 00:17:32.718 align:center
Can you call someone else?

00:17:32.801 --> 00:17:35.763 align:center
Teagan organized this whole thing.
They're the only person I ever dealt with.

00:17:35.846 --> 00:17:38.182 align:center
Okay. I mean, I… I don't know
what to tell you.

00:17:38.265 --> 00:17:39.850 align:center
I do see some lesbians, though.

00:17:39.933 --> 00:17:42.061 align:center
So, worse comes to worst,
they'll figure it out for us.

00:17:42.144 --> 00:17:43.187 align:center
Nick, stop, please.

00:17:43.270 --> 00:17:45.981 align:center
Just stop for a second, okay?
This isn't funny, okay?

00:17:46.065 --> 00:17:47.066 align:center
Okay.

00:17:47.149 --> 00:17:49.401 align:center
The website's down. Something's wrong.

00:17:49.485 --> 00:17:51.779 align:center
I gotta figure out what's going on here.

00:17:51.862 --> 00:17:53.405 align:center
-Do you want my help?
-No.

00:17:58.660 --> 00:18:00.996 align:center
Does anyone know what's going on? Okay.

00:18:10.839 --> 00:18:13.467 align:center
-What am I gonna be today?
-It's a surprise.

00:18:13.550 --> 00:18:15.260 align:center
-Can I get a hint?
-No.

00:18:15.344 --> 00:18:17.721 align:center
Oh, you're a little firecracker,
aren't you?

00:18:17.805 --> 00:18:21.100 align:center
Well, I think we're about finished up,
so thank you, Arabella.

00:18:21.183 --> 00:18:22.810 align:center
-I'm not done.
-I'm done.

00:18:22.893 --> 00:18:26.230 align:center
Oh. Whoa. My goodness.

00:18:26.313 --> 00:18:28.315 align:center
Great job. Can I-- Ma, can I talk to you?

00:18:28.398 --> 00:18:29.233 align:center
-Yes!
-Over there.

00:18:29.316 --> 00:18:31.819 align:center
-Kevin, honey, you wanna take my spot?
-Take it, Kevin.

00:18:31.902 --> 00:18:32.820 align:center
Yeah.

00:18:32.903 --> 00:18:34.196 align:center
I… Um…

00:18:34.279 --> 00:18:35.114 align:center
What?

00:18:35.197 --> 00:18:38.450 align:center
-What… what did you do? What'd you do?
-Cozying up to the families.

00:18:38.534 --> 00:18:41.078 align:center
-Why? You're making me nervous.
-Tom is here.

00:18:41.161 --> 00:18:43.372 align:center
-What do you mean Tom is here?
-He is here right now.

00:18:43.455 --> 00:18:45.624 align:center
He's walking towards us
and he's pulling focus…

00:18:45.707 --> 00:18:48.085 align:center
-Oh my God.
-…so I would just take the high road.

00:18:48.168 --> 00:18:52.840 align:center
Natalie, I did not burn my bra
to be talked down to by my own daughter.

00:18:52.923 --> 00:18:54.216 align:center
I know how to handle him.

00:18:54.299 --> 00:18:55.801 align:center
-Yeah.
-Tom.

00:18:56.969 --> 00:19:00.389 align:center
Didn't expect you to come out today.
Appreciate the support.

00:19:00.472 --> 00:19:02.307 align:center
Yeah, I just wanted to stop by,

00:19:02.391 --> 00:19:06.019 align:center
remind people that after they get
their kid a free hot dog,

00:19:06.103 --> 00:19:08.772 align:center
I'm available to answer
any grown-up questions

00:19:08.856 --> 00:19:11.108 align:center
they might have
about our upcoming election.

00:19:11.191 --> 00:19:13.777 align:center
Well, I appreciate you taking
time away from your boat…

00:19:13.861 --> 00:19:15.404 align:center
-Oh.
-…uh, but these are good people

00:19:15.487 --> 00:19:18.323 align:center
who have a very clear sense of my values.

00:19:18.407 --> 00:19:20.284 align:center
And I wouldn't want you
to scare anybody off,

00:19:20.367 --> 00:19:22.578 align:center
so I'm gonna ask you all
to take this across the street.

00:19:22.661 --> 00:19:24.997 align:center
Oh, see, last I checked,
it was a free country,

00:19:25.080 --> 00:19:26.707 align:center
so I can do what I'd like.

00:19:26.790 --> 00:19:28.792 align:center
-Linda, I think you're needed.
-Okay, hon.

00:19:28.876 --> 00:19:31.128 align:center
-Well, give my best to your wife and kids.
-Oh, yeah.

00:19:31.211 --> 00:19:34.756 align:center
Well, my wife has been
my biggest supporter, as have my children.

00:19:34.840 --> 00:19:38.177 align:center
We're a stronger family because of it.
But you wouldn't know what that's like.

00:19:38.260 --> 00:19:39.178 align:center
You take care, Tom.

00:19:39.261 --> 00:19:41.513 align:center
Yeah. And speaking of hot dogs…

00:19:41.597 --> 00:19:45.058 align:center
…I heard your son's involved in
a bit of a sex scandal at the church.

00:19:45.142 --> 00:19:48.228 align:center
Yeah, my neighbor said
he's, uh, stepping down. Oof.

00:19:48.312 --> 00:19:49.771 align:center
Poor kid.

00:19:49.855 --> 00:19:53.192 align:center
But I guess that's what happens
when you grow up in a broken home.

00:19:53.275 --> 00:19:56.486 align:center
But by all means, kitty cat, family first.

00:19:56.570 --> 00:19:57.696 align:center
Oh.

00:19:57.779 --> 00:19:59.448 align:center
-Mom. Run.
-Natalie, get me out of here.

00:19:59.531 --> 00:20:01.408 align:center
-Where do I--
-Legs. I'll carry you.

00:20:03.160 --> 00:20:04.912 align:center
Are we gonna talk about it?

00:20:05.662 --> 00:20:06.580 align:center
About what?

00:20:07.080 --> 00:20:10.167 align:center
Okay, well, first of all,
you're on birth control.

00:20:10.250 --> 00:20:12.794 align:center
Why'd you tell Tara that we can't
have kids? That's fucking crazy.

00:20:12.878 --> 00:20:15.297 align:center
I didn't. I didn't say "we."
I didn't say "we," I said "I."

00:20:15.380 --> 00:20:18.133 align:center
God forbid anyone think
your dick doesn't work for two seconds.

00:20:18.216 --> 00:20:20.469 align:center
And you know, like,
what if I couldn't have kids?

00:20:20.552 --> 00:20:22.095 align:center
Okay, but you can.

00:20:22.179 --> 00:20:25.807 align:center
Okay, but she doesn't know that.
She doesn't know what I'm going through.

00:20:25.891 --> 00:20:28.018 align:center
What are you going through, Morgan?

00:20:28.101 --> 00:20:30.771 align:center
You're running now.
You're baking cupcakes. Like, this is…

00:20:30.854 --> 00:20:33.482 align:center
I don't know, okay?
I don't know, I'm trying.

00:20:33.982 --> 00:20:35.984 align:center
-Trying?
-Yeah, I'm trying. I'm trying.

00:20:36.068 --> 00:20:39.988 align:center
I'm trying to be a better person,
but I can't… I can't be like those people.

00:20:40.072 --> 00:20:43.158 align:center
-What's wrong with those people?
-Oh my-- Everything! Everything!

00:20:43.242 --> 00:20:45.452 align:center
It was a fucking game, Morgan.

00:20:45.535 --> 00:20:46.787 align:center
It was a game.

00:20:46.870 --> 00:20:50.082 align:center
Have you thought about the fact
that it actually might do you some good

00:20:50.165 --> 00:20:51.875 align:center
to eat shit from time to time?

00:20:51.959 --> 00:20:53.627 align:center
Oh… I would eat shit right now

00:20:53.710 --> 00:20:56.213 align:center
if it prevented me
from turning into those people.

00:20:56.296 --> 00:20:58.590 align:center
Who do you think you are, Morgan?

00:20:58.674 --> 00:21:00.676 align:center
You are losing it.

00:21:00.759 --> 00:21:02.678 align:center
Yeah. Have you ever thought about the fact

00:21:02.761 --> 00:21:05.931 align:center
that maybe everyone else is
fucking losing it, and I've just, like…

00:21:06.765 --> 00:21:08.308 align:center
I've just stayed the same.

00:21:10.769 --> 00:21:13.855 align:center
Natalie, I really don't want to hear it,
okay? We're on our way. We're--

00:21:16.608 --> 00:21:17.734 align:center
She-- She what?

00:21:18.527 --> 00:21:19.486 align:center
What the fuck?

00:21:22.322 --> 00:21:24.533 align:center
Do you know how much time
it takes me to look like this?

00:21:25.117 --> 00:21:28.578 align:center
-I can only imagine.
-A lot of fucking time. Too much time.

00:21:28.662 --> 00:21:30.372 align:center
I'm sorry, uh, I wish
I had more information.

00:21:30.455 --> 00:21:31.957 align:center
-Oh.
-I'm just as frustrated as you are.

00:21:32.040 --> 00:21:34.876 align:center
It looks like Teagan took the money
and ran. I don't know what to say.

00:21:34.960 --> 00:21:39.089 align:center
Not to mention Out Magazine paid 3K for
a table at an event that doesn't exist.

00:21:39.172 --> 00:21:42.092 align:center
They're in publishing.
Do you think they have that kind of money?

00:21:42.175 --> 00:21:46.013 align:center
Look, I know you're not the one
that did the scamming, but you're a chair,

00:21:46.096 --> 00:21:48.807 align:center
and you're right in front of me,
and a person I can yell at.

00:22:01.945 --> 00:22:02.946 align:center
You okay?

00:22:03.947 --> 00:22:08.243 align:center
If I never hear the name Teagan
ever again, it'll be too soon.

00:22:08.327 --> 00:22:09.786 align:center
Not now, Nick.

00:22:09.870 --> 00:22:10.787 align:center
Okay.

00:22:15.042 --> 00:22:17.544 align:center
-It's not your fault.
-But it kind of is my fault.

00:22:17.627 --> 00:22:18.628 align:center
How?

00:22:19.379 --> 00:22:22.049 align:center
How is some asshole
stealing money your fault?

00:22:22.132 --> 00:22:24.760 align:center
Because there were signs,
and I ignored them.

00:22:25.927 --> 00:22:28.263 align:center
Was Teagan hard to pin down
from time to time? Yeah.

00:22:29.473 --> 00:22:32.517 align:center
Did I question on a few occasions
if this person was legit?

00:22:32.601 --> 00:22:34.853 align:center
Was it weird
their bank was in Estonia? Yeah!

00:22:34.936 --> 00:22:38.440 align:center
But I was so desperate to offset
my guilt that I looked the other way.

00:22:41.318 --> 00:22:42.194 align:center
What guilt?

00:22:43.320 --> 00:22:45.781 align:center
This relationship put me
back in the closet, Nick.

00:22:45.864 --> 00:22:48.617 align:center
And I'm not blaming you for it.
I was a willing participant.

00:22:48.700 --> 00:22:50.786 align:center
I would make the jokes too.

00:22:50.869 --> 00:22:53.371 align:center
But it doesn't feel good
to hide this away.

00:22:54.539 --> 00:22:57.292 align:center
I got involved in Out and Loud
so I could stay in this

00:22:57.376 --> 00:22:59.753 align:center
and not feel like
I was betraying a huge part of who I am.

00:23:05.717 --> 00:23:08.512 align:center
Well, there has to be a way
of fixing this, no?

00:23:09.304 --> 00:23:11.640 align:center
Not unless you know how to get
all those people's money back.

00:23:19.064 --> 00:23:21.358 align:center
Former military, ruthless.

00:23:21.441 --> 00:23:23.860 align:center
Recommendation from a friend inside.

00:23:24.653 --> 00:23:26.696 align:center
Good. Great.

00:23:28.156 --> 00:23:31.910 align:center
So… you guys think you can handle this?

00:23:37.290 --> 00:23:39.042 align:center
Andrei…

00:23:39.126 --> 00:23:41.169 align:center
They… they don't speak English?

00:23:41.753 --> 00:23:44.256 align:center
So they don't speak English.
They're security.

00:23:44.339 --> 00:23:46.258 align:center
They don't need to speak English.

00:23:46.341 --> 00:23:47.801 align:center
You got Yusuf?

00:23:47.884 --> 00:23:49.177 align:center
Where the fuck is Yusuf?

00:23:50.345 --> 00:23:51.471 align:center
Istanbul.

00:23:52.055 --> 00:23:54.057 align:center
-What do you mean?
-He went home.

00:23:54.724 --> 00:23:56.518 align:center
He use company card to buy a ticket.

00:23:56.601 --> 00:23:57.769 align:center
He went home?

00:23:57.853 --> 00:23:58.979 align:center
Business class.

00:24:01.106 --> 00:24:03.942 align:center
He went home.

00:24:04.025 --> 00:24:08.864 align:center
The Brazilians want to meet
our operations team, you fucking moron.

00:24:08.947 --> 00:24:11.658 align:center
-Can't just be the two of us.
-Three isn't much better.

00:24:11.741 --> 00:24:13.577 align:center
Well, three is better than two.

00:24:14.202 --> 00:24:18.206 align:center
Three people who actually speak English,
who know the route.

00:24:18.290 --> 00:24:20.500 align:center
Do you have any idea
what the Brazilians will do to us

00:24:20.584 --> 00:24:22.252 align:center
if they don't think we can handle this?

00:24:22.335 --> 00:24:23.503 align:center
Yes, kill us.

00:24:23.587 --> 00:24:24.838 align:center
And if I get killed,

00:24:24.921 --> 00:24:27.674 align:center
I will make sure you know
you were the reason for it.

00:24:27.757 --> 00:24:31.511 align:center
I'll get killed too, you fucking idiot,
so what difference will that make?

00:25:07.005 --> 00:25:08.965 align:center
The fuck are you doing here?

00:25:13.053 --> 00:25:16.181 align:center
-Who are they?
-None of your fucking business.

00:25:16.264 --> 00:25:18.058 align:center
-The fuck is he doing here?
-Uh…

00:25:18.141 --> 00:25:20.810 align:center
-You both wanted us to come to Miami.
-Yeah.

00:25:20.894 --> 00:25:22.771 align:center
Yeah?

00:25:22.854 --> 00:25:27.609 align:center
I am willing to do that for you
if you do something for me first.

00:25:27.692 --> 00:25:30.403 align:center
And the girl. We need the girl too.
She's tougher than he is.

00:25:30.487 --> 00:25:31.446 align:center
All right, well…

00:25:31.530 --> 00:25:34.157 align:center
And what… what do you need from us?

00:25:36.993 --> 00:25:41.540 align:center
You know people who can track people down,
you know, make things right?

00:25:41.623 --> 00:25:42.624 align:center
You need a hit.

00:25:42.707 --> 00:25:43.833 align:center
-A what?
-A hit.

00:25:43.917 --> 00:25:47.170 align:center
-You need them to disappear.
-No. No, no, no, no.

00:25:47.254 --> 00:25:48.797 align:center
I-- There's…

00:25:48.880 --> 00:25:52.384 align:center
There's somebody who has just stolen
a lot of money from a lot of people, okay?

00:25:52.467 --> 00:25:56.554 align:center
I just need you to find them and do
whatever it takes to get the money back.

00:25:56.638 --> 00:25:57.847 align:center
Okay? But not a hit.

00:25:57.931 --> 00:26:00.350 align:center
So… so, I don't know, scare them…

00:26:00.934 --> 00:26:03.311 align:center
-But without the hit part.
-Mm-hmm.

00:26:03.395 --> 00:26:05.105 align:center
-You have info on them?
-Yeah.

00:26:05.730 --> 00:26:08.900 align:center
Then both of you
will have to come to Miami.

00:26:09.776 --> 00:26:12.112 align:center
Well, I can only speak for myself.

00:26:14.739 --> 00:26:16.533 align:center
Okay, well, if you can let me
take this call,

00:26:16.616 --> 00:26:19.160 align:center
I could try to convince
"the tougher one" to come.

00:26:19.244 --> 00:26:21.371 align:center
-Go ahead.
-Morgan, what do you want?

00:26:23.456 --> 00:26:24.749 align:center
She what?

00:26:33.174 --> 00:26:35.093 align:center
Oh, Jesus Christ.

00:26:35.176 --> 00:26:38.346 align:center
-What is that, an owl?
-It's a fucking possum, Nicky, okay?

00:26:38.430 --> 00:26:39.764 align:center
It's a goddamn possum.

00:26:39.848 --> 00:26:41.808 align:center
-You couldn't have washed off the paint?
-Morgan!

00:26:41.891 --> 00:26:44.394 align:center
Do you not think we thought about that?
It's not water-soluble.

00:26:44.477 --> 00:26:46.313 align:center
If we tried, it would only make it worse.

00:26:46.396 --> 00:26:49.899 align:center
Well, there's nothing we can fucking do
about it now, okay? So, enough.

00:26:51.901 --> 00:26:55.155 align:center
Here's what's gonna happen.
I am going to walk you down those steps,

00:26:55.238 --> 00:26:58.408 align:center
past the press, and into the car, okay?

00:26:58.491 --> 00:26:59.576 align:center
Yeah.

00:26:59.659 --> 00:27:01.661 align:center
That's what we're gonna do.
Is everybody clear?

00:27:01.745 --> 00:27:03.455 align:center
-Mm-hmm.
-Okay.

00:27:04.664 --> 00:27:07.000 align:center
You've worked way too hard
for this to derail you now, Linda.

00:27:07.083 --> 00:27:08.376 align:center
Yeah.

00:27:08.460 --> 00:27:10.378 align:center
Okay, good, let's go.

00:27:10.462 --> 00:27:13.840 align:center
Okay, and maybe turn your head away
from the cameras.

00:27:17.761 --> 00:27:18.887 align:center
One question!

00:27:18.970 --> 00:27:21.306 align:center
What do you have to say
about Tom Donaldson?

00:27:22.891 --> 00:27:25.935 align:center
Mrs. Morelli, care to comment
on the allegations of assault

00:27:26.019 --> 00:27:27.228 align:center
coming from Mr. Donaldson?

00:27:27.312 --> 00:27:28.897 align:center
-Bullshit, let it go.
-No, no, assault?

00:27:28.980 --> 00:27:30.940 align:center
Is that what he's--
Is that what he's calling it?

00:27:31.024 --> 00:27:31.858 align:center
Okay, sure.

00:27:33.276 --> 00:27:34.319 align:center
Um…

00:27:34.402 --> 00:27:36.196 align:center
Here's the truth.

00:27:37.614 --> 00:27:41.618 align:center
There are very few things that
a mother won't do to protect her son,

00:27:41.701 --> 00:27:46.790 align:center
especially when he's found love
after dedicating two decades of his life

00:27:46.873 --> 00:27:47.957 align:center
to the church.

00:27:48.041 --> 00:27:51.294 align:center
You fuck with my family, you fuck with me.

00:27:51.378 --> 00:27:53.797 align:center
And I'm sorry if that sounds déclassé
or something,

00:27:53.880 --> 00:27:56.007 align:center
but that's who this mother is.

00:27:56.091 --> 00:27:58.718 align:center
-See, Tom Donaldson got something…
-Linda, the car's right here.

00:27:58.802 --> 00:28:01.179 align:center
…very wrong about me.

00:28:01.262 --> 00:28:04.849 align:center
Yes, my campaign is built on family first,
but the thing is,

00:28:04.933 --> 00:28:08.853 align:center
I consider this town to be my family,

00:28:08.937 --> 00:28:10.772 align:center
and I will protect it,

00:28:11.314 --> 00:28:14.609 align:center
and I will fight for it
with the same maternal instincts

00:28:14.693 --> 00:28:18.321 align:center
that I did for my son this afternoon.

00:28:19.322 --> 00:28:22.033 align:center
So if Tom Donaldson

00:28:22.117 --> 00:28:26.913 align:center
considers a little tap on the nose
from this lowly mother of three assault,

00:28:26.996 --> 00:28:29.082 align:center
then I'm afraid…

00:28:29.165 --> 00:28:34.504 align:center
…he has totally underestimated
just how powerful my family is.

00:28:34.587 --> 00:28:36.923 align:center
-Linda!
-Linda Morelli!

00:28:41.594 --> 00:28:44.347 align:center
-I need you to come with me to Miami.
-Oh, thank God.
family is.

