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You are watching OUR TV,
I am Raghava Surya
Today’s special programme - The Magnifying Lens
In today’s programme,
Celebrities
Hey, I am on the way.
You have not even paid the advanced, how dare you?
Go bring it.
I am hungry. Let’s eat.
You go. I am on the way,
I am on the way, Raghava..
We will learn what they were in their past lives
in this special programme
The Magnifying Lens
Let us see which celebrity is gracing today’s episode,
Let curiosity be there with you..
Before that,
let us understand the actuality of rebirth
for that
The famous psychologist and a poet
Dr. Bhat is with us.
Dr. Bhat, welcome!
Dr. Bhat, you are popular.
Your poems are pretty famous amongst people.
You were scribbling when I was talking.
For true lovers,
A bathroom is not only meant for bathing,
A Pooja room is not only for worshiping,
A Kitchen is not only for cooking
A Car is not only for driving.
Please give some money, sir.
According to you it is poem,
but not for me.
Then what is it?
Prescription.
Look at my child. She is very hungry.
It has been 10 days since she ate.
Hey, get lost.
Boss!
What's wrong with it?
Yuck, this is totapuri.
Why is it like this?
This is a tasteless totapuri.
Isn't it tasty?
Disgusting!
Come, come here…. - Please give sir.
You eat, and feed your kid also.
Both of you die of cold and cough.
Can I take your leave,Goddess of poverty?
The song is awesome.
How?
Mommy.. He is the director.
This stupid mommy doesn’t know anything.
Did you like the song?
It is superb! - Love you.
Give me 5000 Rs.
Why boss? - To this black beauty!
Also give a visiting card! Quickly!
We should take out the vehicle from the traffic.
Hey, overcooked Take it.
Go to a beauty parlour tomorrow.
Get some computer graphics done
, Meet me at my office in the evening.
Okay?
Your kid?
Show me.
Impossible. She is yawning at 6 o'clock?
She is like her father.
The sculptor has planned the sculpture pretty well.
Lord of bad luck.
What made you give 5000 rupees, boss?
You saw only her external beauty
She is an artist.
Look a her charm!
She is a heroine material.
If she is worked out properly,
she will be great.
Just imagine.
How is it?
Got it?
Hero and heroine’s introduction?
They waste money on foreign locations. Useless fellows.
Let’s start.
Kannada Cinema Industry’s director, producer,
actor, writer,
lyricist, script writer,
dialogue writer..
Please be seated.
Got cheated by his own producers,
Got cheated by his own disciples,
Mr. Guruprasad.
True. But please don’t give such a huge introduction.
A disheartened audience was watching movie in the theaters,
They were making worst movies,
the culture of story and art, picturization, characterization, were not to be found,
so, I got frustrated.
I followed my icon, Dr. Rajkumar and Varadappa’s scripts.
with the intention of providing something new to the Kannada audience
I left all other jobs and
Made movies like Matha, Eddelu Manjunatha
to show the strengths of disheartened audiences.
I wanted to prove that an audience can teach you a lesson when frustrated - politely.
I am getting a good payment.
I have come to this programme.
I am getting 3 lakh rupees for 2 hours.
I love you!
Dr. Bhat, what is your take on the director Guruprasad?
That lunatic
is my patient.
Is it?
What should I do now, sir?
You have to sleep.
Hey, I cannot sleep in front of a camera.
Haven’t you seen ... cases?
You look like you have enjoyed watching the videos repeatedly.
Excellent!
Many people tried to put me on the bed. Nobody could achieve it.
I should sleep right?
Alright, I will sleep alone.
They are paying me.
Let me plan an idea.
Come here.
Get me as soon as possible.
I have to sleep.
Hey, it is not like that sir.
Then how will you make me sleep?
I cannot sleep without alcohol.
I will hypnotize you and put you to sleep.
Like that!
After you sleep, I will ask a few questions
for which you answer by going back to your previous birth.
Alright, alright.
Now, you will only make me sleep.
Yes.
I have a basic question.
Since how many years are you in this hypnosis job?
Like this…
Up…. Isn’t it?
Tell me.
When I started to implement hypnosis,
*** was making tea!
I was sure when I looked at your beard!
You are an experienced man!
Another question.
While you are doing hypnosis,
have you ever failed in your experiments?
Once, the police department had brought a criminal for me to reveal the secrets.
How much ever I tried, he never slept.
This is my first defeat in my life.
Oh, okay!
You have done this to so many people.
Do you have anyone in mind to do this
so that it will be your achievement?
Is there anyone like that?
Who is that?
Sunny Leone.
Didn’t you have time?
You should have done it!
She was busy - at work.
White beard Play boy!
Dr. Bhat, we never knew it.
Dear viewers, this is all new.
Dr. Bhat,
we have watched Guru Prasad’s movies and we have learned something about him
But him as your patient,
you would know him better.
Please tell us about it.
Professional ethics
I cannot speak.
At least can you give a hint
You have come all this way
So, you have to say something.
That is love failure.
Love failure?
Wasn’t he married?
He was married.
Everyday he had two new love stories.
Summing up hundreds of such love stories,
his life was like a pin cushion.
Interesting!
To put it in a nutshell,
He is a Shahrukh Khan if he has hair,
otherwise he is an Anupam Kher.
Now, with the help of hypnosis,
The director Mr. Guru Prasad
Will soon reveal his previous birth details.
It is getting very exciting.
There is no doubt about it.
Let us continue this programme.
The Magnifying Lens will continue.
Let’s take a short break.
There are 50 pearls in the Kannada alphabet!
Lord Shiva affixes...
... his signature in Kannada.
Lord Shiva is - The God of Gods!
Kannada is the God of Gods!
O breeze, cool breeze, Speak in Kannada
O creek, and stream, Sing in Kannada!
Curses to those who speak ill about Kannada.
Praise to those who speak good Kannada.
Ka Kha Ga Gha ~Jna
Scale - Shruti!
Bigg Boss Shruti #MeToo Shruti
O breeze, cool breeze, Speak in Kannada
O creek, and stream, Sing in Kannada!
Kannada is celebrated in and out of our homes
One should be an idiot to mess with a true Kannadiga!
Thus said Vatal!
Bundh Bundh Bundh! Everything is Bundh!
To the motherly Kannadati, The queen of every house in Karunaadu,
Hail to Bhuvaneshwari, the deity of all Kannadigas!
ta, tha, da, dha, na!
O breeze, cool breeze, Speak in Kannada
O creek, and stream, Sing in Kannada!
This is a land of achievers and good people
One shall face the consequence if he provokes a Kannadiga!
You are screwed for sure!
Ready to not only fight,
But also to friendship!
To Beluru, Halebeedu and such artistic places
Ta Tha Da Dha Na
The donkey cannot identify fragrances!
[Narrating Kannada Alphabet]
A hater of Kannada is the greatest sinner!
You are an asset to the Kannada Film Industry.
Why do you get into substance abuse and spoil yourself?
Listen
Since it is the break time, I will tell you.
You know what,
I am a guy who does not like to live.
My parents never took my permission to give birth to me.
They died of laziness and ignorance.
They died of ignorance!
My father was a hard worker, no doubt.
But he had no brains.
My mother was more inclined towards my brother.
I was born to such a family.
But
how to die?
If I try to commit suicide and survive, they will put me behind bars,
Because attempt to suicide is crime.
I wish to die a natural death.
For example,
A guy who has never boozed in his entire lifetime,
Has never smoked,
Has never committed any sins..
Has he lived for 500 years?
Not all smokers get cancer
Not all drunkards get liver cirrhosis
Not all visitors of Bangkok get AIDS.
Isn't it?
They have given us a birth, we have to live an honest life,
We should not cheat our conscience,
And one fine day, we all will die.
That’s the Fu**ing end.
We should have a profession.
My profession is this.
I have been cheated a few times in my profession
By some morons.
When poor talents like us are cheated by the audience
Bad habits sing us lullabies and lull us to sleep.
24 x 7
From the past 25 years, both my wives did not live with me.
This was there.
Smoking is?
Injurious to health!
Nobody should smoke, especially you.
Because a death note is written right in front of your mouth. Disgusting!
You just now admitted that
You are in the suicidal path by smoking cigarettes.
That is your wish.
I will explain.
There is a scheme.
A government approved scheme.
Suicide In Instalments.
Abbreviated as SII.
Rhymes with DIE.
What a name!
Being a knowledgeable person,
No no, ignorance. Wait, I am not done yet.
What we know is not knowledge, but What we DO NOT know is knowledge.
I don’t know anything.
You must be knowing your date of birth?
On what date and in which year were you born?
There is a gram called Horse Gram.
When you sow the seeds, it will germinate in one month.
When you harvest this,
does it mean that it grew on that day?
Then?
It was born on the day it was sown.
You count 270 days backwards from November 2nd as the gestation period.
You will get January 26th.
That was the day when my dad and my mom had intercourse!
That was when my seed was sown.
That was when I was born as the first single cell.
So, that is my birthday.
When I came out of the womb,
you assume that it was my birthday?
Nonsense.
The birthday is when the seed is sown.
The harvest day was when I died, coming out to this rotten world.
People use this date to make their horoscopes written,
This is not knowledge, it is pure common sense.
What is the episode length given to this?
1 hour sir.
Make it 2 hours
Okay.
Let's make it one Mega Episode.
What is today’s date?
October 22nd.
Very Good.
We will freeze on November 1st
for this Mega Episode on Kannada Rajyotsava.
This bastard was born on November 2nd.
We shall have a fucking re-telecast on that day.
TRP will have its day.
Don’t push, please.
This is route no. 201 bus.
The population is very high.
It is shaking.
If they apply brakes, it touches below.
Kindly adjust to it.
I have brought you a gift.
Gift?
I am not into gifts and all.
Please don’t say that. Try to get in as much as possible.
Even I want to get into it.
You are laughing beautifully after taking it.
By the way,
How come you are always romantic?
My father has told me that
I have to get married after working out and having a proper lookout.
I am following it sincerely.
When are we getting married?
If we put new batteries in an old clock, will it run fast?
Have patience.
We will get married when the right time arrives.
Forget it now.
Where were you all these days?
I went to visit your parents.
Why are they like that?
Curd is not like milk,
Butter is not like curd,
Ghee is not like Butt…ter…
Whatever it is, you have stolen my heart.
Is your heart an unattended piece of blouse to steal?
I wanted to ask you something for a very long time.
If you provide the passcode to your heart,
I will press the keys and enter.
If you know, you can press.
I know.
What?
Lungs@123
Naughty! - Ah, unable to control!
This parrot has escaped from a lot of hunters
but got caught by this Parrot Fortune Teller.
You are like a buffet.
I can start from wherever I want.
Somehow, I like pickles a lot.
You are very romantic.
That is a natural gift for me.
Which is your favourite book?
A thinker, A script writer, An orator, A director,
Will not have just one favourite book.
He should have read the Bhagavadgita and the Playboy - both!
He should have watched both the Ramayana and the PornHub.
There are no favourites.
Your favourite play?
Karnataka
It is Karnataka. I get goosebumps!
What do you mean by Karnataka?
Karna means ear.
What do you have in your ear?
Oh, talk back.
Is he prompting you from the backstage?
Karna in Karnataka means ear.
Atak means to hit or to attack.
The moment it hits the ear, if you understand, then it is Kannada.
The place where you find people who worship Kannada is Karnataka.
What else do you need? Karnataka is everything.
I will shout out till it is heard in Delhi.
What?
Come here. What is this red thing?
Blood!!! Why?
What does the Natyashastra of Bharata say?
Be it on stage or on cinema screen,
one should not show bloodshed.
It says that such an act is of poor directors and it should not be done.
We are in a backward idiotic society which accepts violent people as heroes.
Oh god!
Cover it, cover it. It should not be seen in our video.
Content, content! Punch it.
In your long journey of Film and Small Screen Industries,
You have developed more than 50 disciples both on and off screen.
Among these, who is your favourite disciple?
He is not alive, Swamiji.
He is not amongst us.
God has taken him.
I never knew his urgency.
He used to address me as his Guru always.
He left.
That pain and agony still resides in my heart.
He was my favourite disciple.
Was he your favourite hero?
His father!
His daddy!
Should I have the same answer for all questions?
Both are true!
Next question, please.
If you had not been a director, what would you be?
I would be a beautiful girl’s finger.
Finger.
Please cut this.
Why sir?
My dear queen,
"Fie on you!"
What is the real use Even when you are around me.
You burned my bachelor's certificate
When I asked for welding, you preferred wending.
An adorable girl,
An attractive woman,
"Fie on you!"
My dear king, Enough of this romance.
Let's get married first, Then think of the rest.
O my love, if you smile, I would be scared.
It kills the mood. O moron, it kills the mood.
Tobacco, Liquor, Old Friends, Cards
Can they be renounced?
Can we renounce them?
"No Way! No Chance At All"
O Lustful Lord! Listen to my heartbeats.
Keep distance from me Enough of these hits!
Before we get married, The moonlight will glow brightly
The mind will go crazy as you tie the knots
The pain given by the ex
can anyone ever forget the first love?
"No Way! No Chance At All"
O Drooling Dude! Wedding is required.
Then this lady is a total present for you.
My dear queen, "Fie on you!"
How much do you speak, "Fie on you!"
Now
If you had not become a director, what would you be?
Probably, Kannada.
I would have loved to be the Kannada language.
I would have resided in the voice of Annavru
I would have resided on the thoughts of every Kannadiga
I would have become useful
I would have stayed for a long time
I like to be Kannada, Swamiji
Truth. Kannada is the truth.
Old man,
enough of nodding your head. shake his base!
In Kannada Film Industry,
You are an "extra" ordinary writer.
Keep this sarcasm of yours with you
your director, and that girl
And enjoy!
Kotur!
Which is your favourite line?
Listen.
He was an excellent writer.
I don't even know his name.
I will salute him. He has written so beautifully.
They call you a subject, but you are never subjected to rule.
They call you a top-tier, but you never get tired!
Your favourite poem?
This is about a man, By Jarganalli Shivashankar,
Who was an excellent poet.
He died during COVID time as he did not get a bed.
That's why I was angry on Mr. ***
He was such a great poet.
Listen to his literary work. Listen to his philosophy.
Ganiga's oil
Okkaliga's cotton
Kumbara's diya
With the cooperation of hundreds of castes is burning the casteless lamp!
To burn a lamp,
you need cooperation from all these communities.
Five fingers constitute a fist.
People getting together constitute the whole.
The whole here signifies the society.
Each one is born separately,
But live like children of same mother When they come together and sing,
Then the victory is for the song, and for Mother India.
Thus said ...
Which is your favourite movie?
According to you, which is the worst movie?
Listen. Can I say it out aloud?
Keep all these aside.
The then Mysore King once asked Sir. M. Visvesvaraya,
"Why can't we do the first ever Kannada movie?"
KRS work was going on.
They thought they would complete that and then get into this.
Point to be noted. Research immediately
Did you know it, at least?
No.
That is why you are doing hypnosis, And I am getting it done.
Irony!
I pray to god about only one thing
If you feel cold,
I should get a fever.
I too have only one prayer to Y.Bhat.
Let me transform into a pre-monsoon rain at the earliest!
Why?
I can fall on you!
I can wet you!
Yes.
I had asked you something with a lot of desire!
What did you think about it while sleeping?
Is your heart made of rock or all of your body parts are rock?
All of my body parts are rock!
I had a sharp chisel from a long time.
I had kept it aside as it was jobless.
If you had agreed
I would have sculpted you to a beautiful sculpture.
Think it over deeply, please.
"Take your lute out of the place!"
Like the ripened mango on a tree calls a stone to hit itself,
You are blushfully colourful.
Irrespective of what you think, I will tell you something.
You are the Columbus who grew the crop of love in my deserted heart.
Just like Columbus, if you stay in America, that｡ｦs good.
If you move your hands to South Africa｡K.
"There is a seepage in the terrace of the house｡K due to lust!"
Whatever you may say,
When I listen to you when you speak,
My heartbeat goes up and my body is heated up.
I am like a fire extinguisher.
If you say yes, May I turn the fire off?
I will tell you something.
Please tell me!
It is not enough if you take me in your eyes.
You have to take me to your home as well.
Become a king soon.
Then I will become a queen.
The same night,
We shall see the physical balance in love!
Physical Balance? How will it be?
It is late now. I will leave.
Bye!
When can we have joy?
You have put others to sleep all these years doing hypnosis.
Has anyone hypnotized you ever to put you to sleep?
My Guru was a bachelor.
Back then, I was a small kid.
Whenever he wanted, he used to put me to sleep!
What a Guru - Shishya tradition!
My history is very long.
Guruji, come here.
You can always lengthen a short item.
But you cannot shorten a long item at all.
Got it?
Next, next!
About politicians.
About Senior Gowda.
What is your take on Mr. ***
What is the use of taking my opinions?
There was a communist leader. He became an MLA in his 26th year.
His name is U. Bhupati.
The statement he made in front of Mr. Ramakrishna Hegde and Mr. *** at Vidhanasabha,
You can check the records,
He said,
The constitution needs Legislative, Executive and Judiciary.
But Mr.*** needs only a religious calendar!
Controversy, Controversy!
Punch it, you bugger!
How rich are you?
I am a hard worker, Swamiji.
I am a slave to romantics. I am a laborer.
To get 300 crores by birth,
To see 300 crores when born,
Am I Shamika?
Your favourite politician?
Kumaranna!
Look at the sync!
Pungadevaru,
While everyone is laughing their hearts out,
Why are you holding it and laughing?
I have piles!
If any gram sprouts, it is protein.
If sprouting happens to a human, it is piles.
I think my buffalo is pregnant.
I asked Dr. Chandrappa too.
He said that she is not pregnant.
Why did you take her to that idiotic fellow?
When his own wife was pregnant, he realized it only after 6 months.
if there were no women on this planet,
what would have happened?
Men would have found it very difficult to sit.
What will happen if a couple of chicken pieces are added to Bisi Bele Bhath?
It becomes Bismillah Bhaath.
What were you doing during Corona days?
Creation.
What?
I am getting a feeling that
He has eaten some strange fruits during an off season.
Sir, make him sing something sir. He has not sung anywhere.
We will get good content.
He sings hopelessly.
Make him sing something.
Our team knows that you are excellent singer.
To learn whether you answer my questions and respond to my messages,
You have to sing a song.
Me? A good singer?
I am a poor singer sir.
Once I had boozed heavily and went home.
My mother asked me why I was drunk.
I had sung a song back then. Can I sing that?
Ah, very good!
Brother, this is gold!
Then you have to act like my mother. Can you act?
Me? As your mother?
Say yes, you bastard!
I will become a mother, why do you call me a bastard for that?
Okay, I will act.
I was drunk on a friday night, and heading towards home.
I was not married yet.
I was opening the door.
"Why are you drunk?"
That｡ｦs what you should ask me.
Leave other things to me.
Okay? Ready.
Here I come.
Cut to.. I am walking from there.
Gate.
Closed the gate.
I came in I am drunk.
I stood here.
Mother!
Why are you drunk?
Mother, I am not drunk, I swear on God.
The friends poured alcohol into my mouth, O mother!
TRP will rise!
I have never rung the bell of a neighbour.
I have never looted the rights of Geeta Aunty!
I have never opened the hooks of Shweta Aunty!
I have never meowed with the pussy cat of Ramya Aunty!
Mother, I am not drunk, I swear on God.
Are you testing me? The director knows everything.
The life without liquor
Is like a muslamma!
Boys, we have finished drinking and eating.
Now, it is singing time.
Give me the scenario. I will sing.
Sing, boss! Sing!
Brother, what song a girl would sing on her first night?
O rascal, O rascal, You please wait.
Let me close the door And dim the light.
Why do you hurry? Take it easy.
Don't embarrass me. Let's go to Andaman!
How is the expression, guys?
Brother
Sing a song which describes today's state.
Dear Country Fellows Listen to Mann Ki Baat
If you don't listen to me, You can go and get screwed.
Whoever has more wealth,
They will get an ED raid.
Whoever has more desire
Their CD will come out.
The Snack Song!
There are girls who pester men to take them out!
Sing a song on them!
Now the girl will sing.
So far you were hearing through your ears.
Now, keep observing my lips.
Let's borrow money and
Let's borrow money and visit the St. Mary's Beach
Body is aching!
You have responded very well so far.
Now,
it is the time to put you to sleep.
Alright.
You must keep seeing these circles of light.
Your sight should not wander here and there.
You can see only this circle of light.
You can hear only what I say.
Keep looking at this.
Keep looking.. Keep looking｡K
And get back!
You should go to sleep.
You can hear only what I say.
Back!
Wow, lovely!
What do you see?
Darkness.
Go a bit deeper.
What else can you see?
Light. Darkness and Light.
I am in my mother's womb.
Father is beating my mother.
Why is he beating? -Don't know why
Mother is crying!
I am not sleepy, sir!
Boss, it is rolling!
Hey, old man! Take things to control.
I am telling you.
On this stage,
it seems that you have decided not to respond to me!
Oh, he got my point. Tell me! You are experienced.
First, take it out of your mind.
And
If you think that your wife will get to know what you say,
Take that also out of your mind.
That is also a good point. I had thought of it.
If I reveal something Around 8 ｡V 10 families will be ruined.
No! No!
Whatever your mind decides to say, only that comes out of your mouth.
Your mouth will never say anything which your mind does not wish to say.
Do not worry about it.
Promise?
Promise.
I am the guarantee for this.
I felt happy, Swamiji.
Now, I have a condition.
Everyone, kindly switch off your mobile phones.
If it makes ringing sound, This seat dies.
Stay brave.
You can see only these circles.
Nothing else can be seen to your eyes or heard by your ears
You are looking at this light.
Move back slowly.
You are going back. You are going back.
What did you hear?
An applause.
How much is this?
Three fingers
This? - Five.
And this?
Fist.
You are now getting ready to answer my questions.
Are you ready?
Go back!
Now you cannot hear anything other than my voice.
I am allowing every sound to be heard by you.
Which song are you hearing now?
[Humming the song]
You have to get a bit too much back.
Go back.
To your previous birth. Go back.
See clearly. What do you see?
Our house. My father.
Father.. Father｡K
[Chanting Gayatri Mantra]
Poor family?
Middle class family?
Or a rich family?
How come you don｡ｦt show off despite having so much wealth?
In this accidental creation, we all are tiny organisms.
Why should we show off?
Simple Living ｡V High Thinking!
My father.. and I
Were doing Sandhyavandana.
Lord Srinivasa
[Chanting mantras]
How many Gayatri mantras have we completed chanting till date?
You can count the achievements. You can have an account of earnings.
But you should never have a count on prayers.
It is like Vishnu asking Lakshmi about how much money she has.
Mother is not there.
I have a sister
Naughty!
There is so much of wealth.
I am the only son.
I am not married.
He is saying that he was not married in his previous life.
How do you analyze this, Dr. Bhat?
He loves the art of cinema more than his life
He must have renounced the life partner.
Your father?
Veda Brahma Ramachandra Sharma.
Mother?
Late. Ushaa Devi
Younger sister?
Gayatri.
Niece? - Nagu Sharma.
What was your name in your previous birth?
What were they addressing you as?
Padmanabha Sharma.
Your hobbies?
To learn the latest development in the world
Travel around the world
What was your dream?
1895.
Making pictures
with movement better than still pictures
That means, movies, what we call cinema
1896. July 22nd.
There was an exhibition of the same in Bombay.
When I got inspired to witness that,
In which theater?
We did not have theaters back then It was in the Watson Hotel.
What did you witness there?
The initial pictures of Lumiere Brothers were exhibited.
In that,
all still pictures were moving.
I got very excited.
A desire sprouted in me.
What desire?
To bring the art of cinema to Kannada
Kannada’s very first movie
1911.
If it was 1911, our country was not yet partitioned.
We had Akhand Bharat.
In 1913, Raja Harishchandra was released. This is 1911.
That means, it is not just Kannada’s first ever movie.
It is the first ever movie in India.
Ask him, ask him. Beautiful content.
I wanted to do the first ever Kannada movie.
I wanted to teach the art of cinema to Kannadigas.
I found my life goals there.
Fantabulous.
Goosebumps.
I am excited.
Amazing.
Look, look there.
Amazing.
Mother.. The supreme Goddess!
When will you come to Kannada?
I shall bring cinema to Kannada.
I shall give away all my properties to do this.
Sell off all properties.
By all means.
We shall make the very first movie in India.
We have that strength.
You have traveled across the world. You know many foreign people.
Introduce one foreigner to me.
We shall make the very first Kannada movie.
Why just an introduction? I will bring them.
Please do it.
Hail Kannada!
Hail Kannada Raja Rajeshwari.
I screamed in excitement.
Dear viewers,
The story of his previous birth has reached an exciting stage
In 1895, Lumiere Brothers made a movie.
In 1896, all movies were screened in Bombay.
He watches all their movies, got inspired and
Strongly desires to make the very first Indian movie in Kannada.
We can see that clearly here.
Let’s hear what the psychologist has to say about it.
Hey, wait a minute.
He is narrating the history.
Whether he is appropriate in articulating or not
Is not sure till he completes what he says.
Oh, ok ok.
Shut up and watch. - Got it.
Listen,
So much money.
Listen to me,
We are making the very first Kannada movie.
Let the world watch it. Let all Kannadigas across the world bless us.
Some people torture us on social media.
Misleading is a heinous crime.
But we are helpless! We have Kannada with us.
Hail Kannada! Hail!
What did you do then?
Both of us, from Bombay,
We came back to Bangalore
in some vehicle.
I asked for my portion of property from my father.
I eyed on my father’s property for the sake of Kannada.
Father, what did Vishwamitra ask Harishchandra?
Standing upon an elephant, If a die is tossed towards the sky,
The height it reaches,
He wanted money stacked to that height.
Please give me alms of the same amount of money.
Immediately.
I don’t have so much money, my son.
I have only 312 acres of land.
Ancestral
All belong to you in the future.
By the way,
Why do you need so much money?
I want to make the very first movie in the Akhanda Bharat.
It is the god’s willing for me e Kannada’s first movie.
I beg you to fulfill my dreams and hunger.
If something bad happens, what about the future?
I will work as a labourer in the fields to lead the life.
I have that strength.
What does the daughter say?
I will also go as a female labourer along with him.
Mother!
What does the son-in-law say?
Father-in-law, please show the Shawl here.
I swear on our family deity,
We are with you in this work
The kid is crying. My eyes are trembling.
What kind of bad omen is this, O god?
He came. -Who?
Lumiere Brothers.
The people who made the world’s first movie.
The technician who worked with them.
The co-director.
He came.
Right foot first please.
Sure.
O my god! Come. Please come.
Father!
Hello.
My sister.
My brother-in-law.
Namaste.
His name?
Mr Hutchinson!
He is my Guru.
He said that he trusted Hindutva more than money.
He asked me to teach him Hindutva
so that he would teach me technicalities of cinema.
He was a great man.
My father taught him Sandhyavandana.
He taught him philosophy.
Left to right.
Not the other way.
Please bend down, Perfect.
[Chanting mantras and shlokas]
Yes.
You said Shiva.
Who is this Upendra?
While doing pooja, why Om and Upendra?
Concentrate!
My father, and my Guru
Were discussing rituals and traditions whenever they met.
He taught me every technicality and every secret in cinema.
And he wanted to join the voice to cinema.
He had studied about it.
E = MC2
E is entertainment.
M stands for... Making!
And C2 stands for...
Content creation's.
More the content more the entertainment.
Theory of relativity applied to cinema.
This is only for clever people.
Yes
The cinema celebrities are invited to Our TV
And we subject them to hypnosis
And after hypnotizing them
We shall try to learn what all happened in their previous birth
in the special programme of The Magnifying Lens
You are watching and you are guessing according to your imagination
The only intention of Our TV is
Entertainment and Mental Development.
Hutchinson Guruji showered the blessings of cinematic knowledge on me.
I surrender unto you, Guruji.
[Chanting mantras and shlokas]
Yes, ok.
Oh, here it goes.
A common man will have control over only the present.
Time travelers
will have control over the past, the present and the future.
And only cinema makers will have that power.
I have noted it down.
Yes. Yes. I have to use this point.
Perfect.
An immortal art - Cinema.
Who is it?
Namaste sir.
Namaste. Yes?
I watched the movie along with you in Bombay.
Yes. Tell me.
I came to know that you are making the very first movie in Kannada.
Will you provide me an opportunity to work with you as the assistant director?
I am writing something. Please don't disturb me.
I'm pledging my beloveds lives and my life for this movie.
I can't provide opportunity to outsiders.
I'll make this movie with my loyal efforts.
Later you can continue.
I can't give you an opportunity.
Please don't mind. You may leave now.
I have come from a very long distance
to make the Kannada movie sir
Please don’t say no sir.
Please give it a thought sir.
My decision is irreversible.
I can't give you an opportunity.
Please forgive me. You may leave now.
Don't feel sad. Good luck. See you.
Wait a minute.
Your good name.
sir
Let me foretell your future.
The title of my movie name is Ranganayaka.
You make Ranganayaki. It'll be hit. You go now.
Good luck.
Let me continue.
What is he saying now?
That which you build constantly is life.
Only graves and built once and for all.
In his past life, he was Padmanabha Sharma.
His interests and enthusiasm in making movies were so high that
He gets a foreign technician and accepts him as his Guru
Padmanabha Sharma learns about cinema from that foreign technician
And reaches the stage of directing a movie.
What do you have to say on this, Dr. Bhat? Do you believe this?
What do you say?
He is saying something extraordinary about Kannada.
Any good information about Kannada, even if it is false,
I will believe it 100%.
Because
I love Kannada.
Ask him whether he made the movie or not.
I finally gave a name to the very first Kannada movie.
What was the name?
Ranganayaka.
The actor in that movie was
The first hero in India! In Karnataka!
Ranganayaka.
I am at your service!
Perfect.
Sir
Ask about the characters in it.
Yes. Good. Very good.
Ask about characterization.
What were the characters in the movie?
The characters in the movie?
I used all the stage actors of those days.
Elicit the story of the movie.
A bad company spoils a good man.
Swamiji of a mutt spoiled due to a bad company.
No! No! No!
A bad company spoils an emperor too.
The story.
Ours is a rich kingdom.
But our home does not have a progeny.
Who is the heir to this kingdom?
One more year.
I will try my best in all ways.
He is saying something.
The woodpecker will not peck an old tree.
Even if it pecks,
There won't be any insects.
Next?
He is throwing some leaves.
If we write the names of all young men in the kingdom in chits,
And when you pick one chit from it,
Whosoever name comes in that chit,
Must be chosen as the heir for the kingdom.
Excellent idea.
If we do that, we get a proper prince to the kingdom.
And
Both me and this family will get a son.
When do we pick chits?
[Humming Kannada Song]
After the full moon day.
Who will pick the chits?
The queen.
In the past 46 years of our marriage,
I have seen more of her back than her face.
Then how will we have kids?
I am the Bigg Boss of this kingdom.
I will only pick the chits.
Please give me an opportunity to pick at least this up!
Who is this Ranganayaka?
Your Highness!
At your service!
Who called you?
I am at your service!
Who called you here?
What is wrong with him?
Your Highness, I am at your service｡K
Why?
He summoned me and screwing me like this!
O King! O lord!
Oh, the chit guy.
Look guys,
So far I was rearing the asses.
Now I am rearing the masses.
That's the difference.
If a donkey brays, we have to beat it to teach a lesson
If a human blabbers,
we'll feed him and make him drink to shut his mouth.
There is an old king here.
He is 79 years old.
He always shakes his head.
He has no kids.
He has an old lady as his queen. She is 72 years old.
If she shakes her head horizontally, how can they have kids?
There is one Guru for this kingdom.
Yours is nothing. What he has is very long.
Beard!
God created disciples.
A little bit of brain meat remained.
In that, he created this Guru.
26 years ago,
His girl invaded other people's banana farms.
That's when he zipped his mouth,
he hasn't opened it thus far.
He stands just one step below the king here.
Look at his beard! Bloody bugger!
Nobody should know that you guys come here.
Because, my life has been torn into pieces.
Anybody can know it,
but not those four foxes!
Did you understand? - Yes Boss!
I propose a very important matter today to you.
My lord! Your chicken, your knife!
You can cut the way you want.
Health is the utmost important quality of a king.
You have to demonstrate your health conditions by showing us your adventurous skills.
When?
You will be told about it.
What if the balls are blasted?
You will have to make me look like a fool in front of all my subjects.
Task number 2.
From past 26 years,
He symbolizes this as ｡"yes and this as no"
He doesn't even open his mouth. He is the Guru of this kingdom,
I want you to make him speak out.
A king will have hundreds of problems everyday.
Only an idiotic king would try to give a solution to each problem.
A clever king always finds one solution to all problems.
When such a situation arises,
You have to prove yourself to me that you are Clever No.2.
By all means, Guruji.
A cow converts fodder into milk.
A snake converts milk into poison.
That means
We become what we eat. That's what Guruji is saying.
Halal Guruji.
Chitragupta would keep recording our sins.
If that book is handed over to me, my life will be changed, won't it?
Give this old swami a tumbler when he wants to spit.
I don't want him to spit on me.
Old Swami! Ha ha ha!
Mother..
Father
This arrangement is because you should not be homesick.
Today we will feed you.
This royal food. Your love.
I am very lucky!
Ducky?
Lucky!
Your wordplay is impressive.
Do you have any city balls?
Meaning? - The brain meat.
The answer is in the plural.
And the bones!
Even I have a sense of humour.
Bones! I don't want those. Give me whatever is here.
My father became a star last year.
Oh, the star is gone!
Stomach is burning. Please serve me food.
Who is your family deity, if I may ask?
Kalabhairava.
Our deity is Vijayanarasimha.
You should know it.
Do you have the habit of drinking alcohol?
When your job is in Finland, you should not go to Scotch-land.
Give me food.
I don't know whether this can be asked or not.
Do you have a girlfriend?
Not a single bee has sucked nectar from my farm of sugarcane.
Give me food.
What an innocent bachelor!
Son
A king should eat a lot of legumes and grams.
It is very healthy and nutritious.
Thank you for your advice.
I am hungry, give me food.
Prince, you should eat rice with ghee.
You will become a warrior.
I want ghee! I want ghee! When you die, you will flee!
Sense of comedy!
I was also like this at my tender age.
Did you change when you ripened?
You will come to know.
My queen,
A prince must eat this everyday.
Give the prince Gold Ash in abundance.
Let him be a true masculine.
O Father of Kingdom,
After it reaches the tummy, What is its state in the morning?
Don't worry about it.
There are so many servants to look after it.
If there is no one, there is ***
If he is also not available, Veerya and ... there.
One more important matter.
A corner room in this palace has been made ready exclusively for you.
It is very much suitable for your studies, eating food, resting, etc.
You say that it is a corner room.
Won't there be an S C Bra there?
What is an S C Bra?
Spectacled Cobra!
Mother is also laughing. I really wanted it.
Can I eat now?
By all means.
Relax and Replenish the Royal Regale and Rejoice!
I have worshiped all gods, I have sought all boons,
I have waited all days, I have met all Gurus.
That Dhritarashtra had 101 sons
Don｡ｦt I deserve at least one son?
He was blind. His wife was blind.
Poor fellows, they did not even have the internet for their entertainment.
I am there as your son.
My son! - Father!
How much do you love me?
Hanuman tore his chest out to show his love to Lord Ram.
Should I tear this shirt out?
You are always laughing. What is the philosophy of your life?
Eat meat and catch a wink Drink beer and have a leak.
That is my philosophy.
Not a single blade of grass moves without his permission.
Nothing in the world is above the law.
Yes. Nothing can be done without the Mother in law's permission.
Mother-in-law holds the supreme power.
A woman converts a house into a home.
A husband is always on the roam!
You are the future king. You cannot escape.
Solve this problem.
There are two caves.
In one cave, there is a beautiful girl.
In another cave, there is a ferocious tiger
We will not tell you which cave has what
You have to go into the cave, Satisfy the girl,
And bring the nail of the tiger. Can you bring it?
What will you bring?
The flies do not sit on a hot stove.
But they sit on hot shit.
What is your opinion on money?
Your opinion?
Money should be the sand in our shoes. It should never be the sand on our head.
It would be like we are buried underground.
If you don't have money,
Not even a prostitute will be satisfied.
This is my opinion.
You have not engaged yourself in studies.
We have observed it.
We have to inform His Highness.
You don't squeeze a lemon. You squeeze an orange.
Squeezing of lemon is done for lemon tea. Not for milk.
The axe forgets, but not a tree.
Get lost. - Namaste.
A river flows and flows and flows to join an ocean.
It keeps flowing.
And it joins. Why?
Life is nothing but flowing.
You are very knowledgeable.
Tell me why your D/O Parvatamma did not get the flow?
It sank!
Mother, mother
Do you feel bad because of my color complexion?
There is white cotton in black soil. There is white sugar in black sugarcane.
Black is divine!
Forget it!
The birth and the death are not in our control, dear.
Guruji said that only the naming ceremony and the death ceremony are in our control.
Your deeds decide your animals, husbands, wives, sons, daughters, and houses.
Add loan and role to this list.
You will neither get a single rupee of loan.
Nor will you get a role in a movie if your deeds are bad.
If I want to tell this truth, Guruji scolds me and tells me to shut my mouth.
I will tell Guruji not to scold my son.
If there was any color for tears,
My tears would have been visible to the entire world.
You made me forget that, child.
In this world, there is a vegetable which is dedicated to make you cry.
Had there been a vegetable to make you laugh,
I would have bought a basket full of it and given it away to you.
My son, can you sing?
It is like expecting an item song in Kasaravalli's movies.
I cannot sing. I can dance a bit,
that too depends on where I am!
Son, you have to write very well in the upcoming exams.
I never ask for additional answer scripts in exams
I always ask for an additional pen.
I write so beautifully.
Mother, O Mother!
A girl loves me heartfully! Hook her up with me.
Then, I will soon get a daughter-in-law.
I will get a grandson too.
Son, I will support you whatsoever.
I am very happy. I am overjoyed.
Let's dance!
I cannot dance, Maadesa!
Your head is already shaking.
Shake it off. That is dance.
Dear son, Dear dad,
I want to speak my heart out to you.
Sure.
You have some health issues, it seems!
A bit of constipation, and a frequent itching.
You are telling us about the thing which we cannot examine.
Intelligent!
Do you know who the Guru of our kingdom is?
I don't know
My wife's own elder brother.
How is it?
I tied knots with my wife
He tied him to me!
Sense of humour.
I don't like two things in life.
What are those?
One. The Law.
Second. Brother-in-law.
Machine Manju!
Also
It seems there were a lot of difficulties at your home
The difficulties at our home was like a bunch of grapes
If you try to pluck one
All drop from the creeper.
Indeed!
Forget everything.
I am there for you. Don't worry.
Not all trees find a person who hangs to it.
But this old tree has found me.
I am lucky!
Humour.
King!
How are your studies?
If you marry an old woman, can you have kids?
Going on.
Education is like fire.
I put oil in it.
Don't put too much oil, the fire will be put off.
Be careful.
When I look at you,
I get the feeling that I am looking at my own son.
Please don't say that.
Humour.
You say humour and scared me.
Well... You｡K
I had a kid.
It died.
Oh, that chap died?
Died.
I have found you.
Father! Son! How is the pair?
Looks like a mop stick beside the western commode.
Don't cry, father.
If you don｡ｦt mistake me,
How much money do you have in the treasury?
Treasury means storage of money.
Treachery means cheating.
I understood.
Got it.
Today, I am Ranganayaka.
You are Varalakshmi.
That is me.
Is it?
Tell me.
Can｡ｦt control.
I love your hand.
Take it.
But you should never say that I waved goodbye to you.
I had desired a lot and requested you something.
What did you think while sleeping?
I get scared. My mother will scold me.
A flower will dry up whether it is in the plant or it is plucked.
All these should not be done before we get married.
Too much of Amruta Iyengar is also injurious to health.
If it is limited, then the medicine will not work,
Looks like she is ready to peel the banana!
Can you sing a song for me?
That｡ｦs all?
Yes.
[Singing an old Kannada film song.]
Did I sing well?
Did you see my bad luck here?
You are Ranganayaka.
I am Varalakshmi.
If I was Ranganayaka
I would have tied this to her long back.
Honey Trap.
Camera to the underground.
Mangalsutra.
Om Sai Prakash!
Music in the family!
Today, I remembered my girl while boozing.
The old bamboo burns well.
The old wine tastes well.
The old friends love each other well.
The young girl pesters very well.
By the way,
I have written a song about my girl. Can I sing it?
Please sing.
O girl, I shall ask you something, Will you give me without denial?
I shall keep the pen on top, Will you keep the cheque on it?
Do you know what she replied?
What?
If your pen is real,
Check whether it has ink,
Check whether the nib is broken,
After that only come and write.
This is what she replied.
We have got the information that you drink. Drink.
No sir. - It｡ｦs ok, drink.
Will you get me married off when I become the king?
By all means.
Will you arrange the first night after my wedding?
Of course.
Do you know what I do on the first night?
I know.
What if you tell me that everything must happen in front of you?
I don｡ｦt want it.
Desperate Dumbass!
What a worst student you are!
If Dronacharya had a student like you
He would have cut his own finger
And said goodbye to his teaching profession.
I am glad to hear that, sir.
Like everyone say, Business is not meant to cheat.
Business is meant to make profit.
Profit in the form of money.
Cheating in business is equal to prostitution.
What a great storyteller!
What are the 7 stages in life?
Spills. Drills. Thrills. Bills. Ills. Pills. Wills.
Kindly stop at this.
Don't shun your minsters. We beg you.
You are bending too much.
I will do it, come what may.
Till then, change your ridiculous position.
Son, take it. Drink milk.
Why milk?
Then what?
Can I get a cow here, like in a house warming ceremony?
Drink it.
By the way, my son,
How should your royal bride be? Tell me.
I will find such a girl in all our neighbouring states.
The girl should not have siblings.
The girl should be beautiful,
but there should not be any makeovers.
The father in law should be an industrialist without any legal heir.
Even if he dies of happiness on the same day of his daughter｡ｦs wedding, it is okay.
There is absolutely no need for insurance.
How are your classes going on?
The class teacher is very strict
In every period, there will be at least three fights.
According to me, he is not a class teacher.
He is a mass teacher.
You are very funny!
I am blessed that you came out of my belly!
Mother｡K
What comes out of a womb is an infant.
But what comes out of one｡ｦs belly is a fart!
The people around me called me sterile!
Some stranger guy called me ｡ｧmother｡ｨ
Keep making me smile. - Yes mother.
Whatever difficulties you face, Share it with me.
Don｡ｦt hesitate.
You gave me food, education and shelter.
Did you give me money?
Even a king has his expenses, right?
Do I say no to you?
Take it.
Slowly. It may fall down. I cannot search later.
[Humming a Telugu song]
Heads. - Heads.
What about you?
Tails.
I called you for trimming, but you shaved me off. Tails, it is.
Keep it.
It is not over yet.
[Humming a song]
Dude, it is gold!
The old woman｡ｦs bag is all set.
Where did you get this gold?
I don｡ｦt know who gets the payment regularly in the palace.
I will get paid sharp at 6 o'clock.
How is it?
National Disaster Mitigation Fund None of you will understand.
It is a royal secret.
Let｡ｦs play another game.
Now?
Now also it is tails.
Again, it is tails.
I have been sitting here for a long time.
Can I take a short break?
Where to?
In the beginning, it will be ｡ｧUnder the waterfall｡ｨ
As it progresses, it will be rock music.
Do you want to attend the concert?
Take him. Take him.
You called me saying that there is an urgency to talk.
What is the matter?
You were asking this for a long time.
I will give it to you tomorrow.
I am really overjoyed.
Please tell me. Where? When? How? At what time?
I can't control this!
By the way
Why do men always kiss hands?
Expecting what comes to the hand shall come to the mouth!
Okay.
What is your take on love?
Love is like a ghost.
Many people talk about it.
Only some people have experienced it.
One request.
Tell me.
Why should we wait till tomorrow?
If you say yes,
I can impose the emergency on you.
The fort walls are locked.
Why do wives give respect when they address their husbands?
Because they get their recharges done frequently.
I am like Ravana.
I don｡ｦt touch women without permission.
And I am like Kumbhakarna too.
You should not give reasons after you wake me up after 6 months!
Remember one more thing. Ashadha begins from tomorrow.
One should not touch his wife during Ashadha.
But there is no such rule to touch the heroine.
I will tell you something.
If I decide something,
Even 10 people cannot stop me.
I will also tell you something.
People who are possessed by gods also cannot be stopped.
I will look after that.
Alright.
We are future couples. I will tell you something.
Men, when they leave their homes, they are heroic lions.
When they stay in their homes, they are artistic actors.
I know that.
You are a learned man. May I ask you a question?
Sure.
When the husband dies,
The wife is asked to remove her vermillion, her hairdo, her flowers, her bangles.
But when the wife dies,
What is the husband asked to remove?
His dead body.
Whatever it is, I feel very happy to speak with you.
Same here.
Tomorrow, I am a tree.
I am the squirrel which climbs the tree.
Tomorrow, I am titanic.
I am the iceberg.
Whatever you say,
Love is not an infection. It is a connection.
I will ask you something as a king.
Sure.
If you give because you are scared, it is a bribe. If you give with devotion, it is donation.
If you give with kindness, it is alms. If you give with love, it is surrendering.
Which feeling will you have tomorrow?
That you will know tomorrow.
Bye! - Ouch.
Mr. Bhat｡ｦs Drama!
Mother.
Why are you falling at my feet?
I had kicked you when I was in your womb. I am apologizing for that.
I had no kids.
You are the one who gave me the boon of a son.
Forget it, mother.
If there is anyone who troubles you, let me know.
If I hit with my left hand, it is Vishnuvardhana
If I hit with my right hand, it is Dr. Raj Kumar.
If you hit in the center?
Ambarish.
Sister was sent to the center!
My Queen!
Father!
When did you come?
I have a concern.
They way your son is pampered, Is making his studies hampered!
Don｡ｦt worry about it.
Our son will live a great life and rule it all.
Very good.
But
They say that if a beggar is provided with a bed,
He rears ticks!
Be careful.
Gone.
Warstup!
What do you mean by a warstup?
He is a warrior, but stupid.
This is what I want. Your smile and laughter.
I am happy!
You should not make fun of your father.
Sure.
Good boy!
Don｡ｦt do that, it tickles me.
If Kodaikanal is in Thailand, what is it called?
Thigh-canal!
If Sunny Leone is born in Karnataka, what would be her name?
Tulsi.
What is the full form of SMS?
[Sings Sandesha Megha Sandesha]
You can send it to anyone.
You were flying kites with the neighbour Padmamma?
Be careful. Let it be in 3 beats.
Don｡ｦt stretch yourself to 8 beats.
You should have told an hour ago.
Did you finish the concert?
Forget all those.
How are your lessons going on?
Tell me about it.
These old people are torturing me.
Wait and watch.
I will start a TV channel with all these old mad people.
Channel? What is its name?
Mad-ya TV.
There will be a music channel as well. Mad-ya Music.
Boss, how is the Guru of the kingdom?
He is an old cobra. He is 78 years old.
He is like a vehicle which has run 78 thousand kilometers.
We don｡ｦt know when it breaks down,
He has never got the oil service done.
Pungadevaru? - Yes boss.
Due to some personal difficulties, I asked that Guruji a bit of money
He said
Guruji, can you please lend me 10000 coins.
White means silver
Black means iron
Brown means gold
He asks you to count and pluck them.
I can tolerate the topless, but not this hopeless!
What is the difference between male and female?
Females tempt. Males attempt.
If you put both in a glass and shake it, You will get to know!
He always craves women. Please tell him something.
Stupid fellow,
Woman is like honey
It tastes the same in any container.
Is that all?
Men are not worried about honey
They are worried about the variety of containers.
Some men like tumblers, some men like vessels.
You have found a girl, it seems How is she?
My heart is like Papad.
It does not stand the weight of Pooja Gandhi.
It breaks into pieces.
My girl is mustard seeds If I try to touch she pops out.
What if the King comes to know about us drinking like this?
He has a hand, he has a job! Let him do it!
What is the difference between intelligence and creativity?
If you wash the grapes before you eat, it is intelligence.
If you make wine out of it, it is creativity.
Banana is also like that You can eat it if you want.
Absolute creativity.
Don｡ｦt leave us unattended when you become the king.
You should not forget the base. You should never scratch your base.
I know it pretty well.
You were saying something?
Even if you cast Shakila and make a pan India movie,
That content is absolutely
Ridiculous.
Absolutely.
All these masters are absolute crap.
Listening to them I have become a total scrap!
Mother?
Daddy!
Father, I was immersed in the studies.
When did you come?
We have brought some bad news during your study time.
What is it?
Your parents｡ｦ name?
They were famous as Nasha Couple.
Nagappa - Sharadamma Family.
I am the only son to them.
Your father Nagappa
is no more.
We don｡ｦt want rerecording, three shots, etc. Cut it here.
I have to get my mother a white saree, blouse, etc.
Give me some pennies, I will leave.
Your mother will be alone in future.
You can bring her to the palace and keep her here, right?
He has come to my mother｡ｦs matters.
I am okay with two mothers.
But, You, keeping my mother is somewhat not right according to me.
Son?
Mother.
For a man,
Culture, and the last rites, are very important.
Get everything done properly.
Is it the money of the palace, or Is it your self earned money?
No.
Mine.
It is stinky.
Which clerk does not have retirement?
Who?
Chitragupta.
How?
Chitragupta asks Yama that he did not want to die.
That｡ｦs why he has got the writer｡ｦs job to die on a daily basis.
One more. One more.
He sings. He is the chorus. Who is it?
You tell. - Who is it?
Ravana.
Dixit. This one's for you.
Which is the best geyser in the world?
You tell me.
Human Being.
He drinks cold water and gives out hot water.
How much do you speak? What if the king arrives?
Law is like a spider web.
It catches small insects, but not huge wild animals.
Tears?
Shedding tears is not an emergency.
A heart attack is an emergency.
You have agreed to it. Why do you shed tears?
Wipe it off.
[Singing an old Kannada film song]
You give in a hand and take it in a truck.
You are like GRB ghee. Your words are sandy!
I will tell you something. I am not as bad as you think.
I grew up drinking the milk of Punyakoti.
I was the one who fed Punyakoti.
What an information!
I am scared.
Why?
Which stone has a scorpion under it?
No problem.
Speech is male and secrecy is female.
Is it?
There was absolutely no guarantee in my life till tonight
I had only donkeys.
Hey, please don｡ｦt.
Don｡ｦt get scared.
Feet?
Do you know why a wife falls at the feet of her husband?
Why?
To pray that you don｡ｦt stomp on my dreams.
She has a plan, I guess.
Why is it that a woman lies on her man｡ｦs chest when she likes him a lot?
To check whether her man｡ｦs heart holds any guilt or not.
Get up.
Patience is always the key to success.
If the patience is too much, then he has to sell himself.
You should be quick.
Actually, it is ridiculous. That｡ｦs all.
What did you ask for, the other day?
The thing which came till hand, did not reach the mouth, right?
Today, it will come. Close your eyes.
Why?
You will get to know.
And...
Hold my face.
A little bit up.
The hand does not identify up and down.
You should not open your eyes.
Good boy!
I am coming. - Please come.
I came.
Now open your eyes.
Nothing has come.
Look here. - What?
Did it come to your mouth now?
I am screwed!
In the gracious presence of these lights.
And flowers
And fruits
And the sweets
And the sandalwood,
We have been married to each other.
Bye, my dear husband.
Take care of your health.
This is the most ridiculous first night ever seen and undergone.
That｡ｦs all. Godamnit.
What is your opinion on your disciple Ranganayaka?
Training is going on
Just because you do dress it up, Can a mice become a wise!
I will pose a general question. Let me see who answers this.
Delhi is male. Bombay is female. How is it?
Delhi has Qutub Minar. But in Bombay, we have the Gateway of India.
O Queen, where are you shooing away the fly?
Please stand away. Don｡ｦt brush like that.
O Queen, he is not brushing, he is just applying for the new post.
I cannot manage double emotions.
One is dying, And another guy is seeking.
Why are you saying no? It is medicine. Please take it.
I am getting excited.
Before I die,
I want to see the throning of Ranganayaka.
Did you see that? My son is studying so well.
He has not slept at all.
I am troubling you during your study time.
But I ought to tell you this.
Is my mother dead?
You should not speak like that.
Due to my ill health,
I want to put you to the throne.
You can continue your studies later.
Guruji is getting something here.
He is smelling something bad here.
Smell?
If you give him some time he will tell you the brand as well.
He has very sharp nostrils.
What smell?
Am I not working hard to study here?
Smell? Are you doubting me?
So many people have come here to check. What is there? Nothing!
Have a look.
Father.
Trust, Love, ｡K. What next?
Mother
Useless Old Man.
You don｡ｦt trust me?
Am I hiding something from you?
Look by yourself. Look!
Look there.
There is a night curfew. You did not go?
Brother, we were leaving. They came in the way.
Your opinion?
What happened in the story?
My Guru who was helping me to join sound in my movie was killed.
They threw his dead body at my place.
I was waiting to show my achievements to the world.
They threaten me and leave.
People are barging into my house. They are hurting.
My niece. She is a small kid. They are burying this kid.
They are killing my brother-in-law My kid!
Please don｡ｦt hurt me｡K Please｡K
It hurts｡K They are talking some weird languages.
They are beating me. All are being pushed into a well.
They are tying my legs.
Please don｡ｦt.
They are the reels.
Ranganayaka movie reels.
Please don｡ｦt throw it. Please don｡ｦt destroy it.
Please don｡ｦt bury the truth!
Mother｡K mother｡K.
I am here. Please look at me.
Shivanna.. Sudeep｡K D Boss｡K Yash｡K
Please come. Kannada is in trouble.
Bhuvaneshwari.. Why is this test?
Please don｡ｦt humiliate the studies.
Please don｡ｦt humiliate the hard work. It is my father｡ｦs money.
He made me cry.
Why are you crying?
My father is Tamil, and mother is Marathi.
I will apologize on their behalf.
Dr. Bhat I am not able to speak, What do you say?
Many such huge dreams of Kannada are dead.
Kannadigas used to keep quiet then.
They did not express.
But he is expressing.
It is not important whether it is his previous birth or his subconscious mind.
The matter which came out of him is important.
That｡ｦs true.
What was the matter, did you say, Doctor?
Let the viewers also know.
If something bad happens to Kannada,
We should not keep quiet.
We should speak out. We should stand up to it.
According to my limited knowledge
I had completed the very first movie of Kannada.
I did it.
I served the Goddess Bhuvaneshwari.
Like the sweet which came to the hand, did not reach the mouth!
Gentleman slipped the last step and fell down.
All plans got shattered.
The dignity went for a toss.
What kind of torture to our boss!
How difficult it is to work and lead a life.
He has never drawn any salary
He has tied knots with a woman
God knows his future!
He has sold these donkeys!
Did champagne spill out in the world cup?
The captain fell down in the final match up!
All happiness vanished.
He had to leave the kingdom.
We looked after him as our own son
What a gift!
We deserved it!
Since how many days this is going on?
Betrayal of trust, of kingdom, of Guru!
Do you even know the consequences of this?
Bloody sucke...
Forget about us.
Do you realize what you have lost?
I have lost nothing.
In case,
If I was throned,
The person who would rule this kingdom was not me.
Him｡K
Tell me. How?
Last night when I was drunk, when I was betting,
I gave him the entire kingdom.
Gone are bygone. What will you give us?
I will hang all six of you to the same tree. Be careful.
Please don｡ｦt. - Silence.
Harassing his wife!
Tell me.
What do you want to say?
Son!
Mother!
Son!
Mother!
I swear on your belly button.
Cover it and sit there.
Sit.
You all have seen what should not have been seen.
Can the elderly people give their opinion here?
Bastard! Filthy Bastard!
Rotten Bastard. Hell with you.
Scoundrel! Rascal!
You son of a gun!
You are the worst creature from the first water!
You shameless filthy pig.
You spoiled my ritual practice of 26 years!
You started to speak. Now what is my job?
Work from home.
I put gold in your food because I wanted you to get strength
I have got the information that you collect and keep it with you.
You found out?
Okay.
This is monday｡ｦs Pakoda.
This is tuesday｡ｦs Kheer.
This is wednesday｡ｦs Biriyani.
This is meat.
This is when Narayani gave me food
This is Tamta.
This is Obbattu. This is Paysa.
The fragrance of feces.
I have produced everything before the court. A bit smelly. But kindly accept it.
Since I have constipation, I could not get today｡ｦs.
After it dries up, I will surrender them.
What is the lesson that we and our people learnt here?
They say, "A bad company spoils a good man."
But here, a bad company spoiled an emperor.
Swamiji.
Get Lost.
Congratulations, brother.
Look at me dude. Bye.
Next
I am talking now. Why do I need this?
Pick up the chits.
I don't pick the chits up this time. You please pick it up in your hands.
At your service!
Who is it?
At your service!
How is this possible?
Your Highness I am at your service.
I should have picked the chits up by myself.
Your Highness, You may not want me.
But my mother wants me.
Mother!
You have got back your child.
These useless buggers don't want me. But the God wants me.
I know how to solve this problem.
Beautiful.
Who is it?
She is my wife.
She showed the knife and dropped herself.
Namaste.
I am the dead warrior Chennamallika's daughter.
Varalakshmi Ranganayaka.
Yes, your Highness.
I know why my father died in the defeated war and why this ministry lost.
But I don't know.
My father had given me complete training on ruling a kingdom.
But he died.
My father-in-law. Chennamallika is no more.
You have written only men's names in the chits
Women do not deserve to rule a kingdom?
Give me an opportunity.
I will shoo away his bad company.
I will redo this ministry
And I will develop this kingdom in just 6 months.
I swear on my husband and on my Mangalsutra.
She has a very good capacity.
She comes up very well. I have experience as a husband.
In the ministry of Queen, what place do you want?
I don't want anything.
I will spread laughter to the entire kingdom and be a comedian.
But during the night time,
If you provide me with 8 annas, Some alcohol will keep me satisfied.
Hey, come dudes. Let's end the show.
O Lord, Please come and bless us with happiness!
They are killing me!
Oh no!
The kid, no!
Sister! Father!
They are attacking everyone!
Please no! I don't speak your language!
Don't hit my father!
Don't hurt the poor kid!
Don't bury Kannada's truth!
Oh no! Everyone is attacking!
They are dumping everyone!
Oh no! They are tying my legs!
It's paining! Please stop!
At least in my next life, I will tell the truth about Kannada to Kannadigas!
Oh, his life was wrecked in that birth!
In the year 1911, Ranganayaka
The next movies from the same director-actor pair
'Mata' (2006)
'Eddelu Manjunatha' (2009)
are coming to your beloved theatres.
Watch and enjoy!
Congrats to the hat-trick duo!