Pal, I think everyone is asleep.
Should I go, then? - Yes.
Hold on..
Take this bag with you.
It's Jaldiram's house. He sells 'Chola Bhaturas'.
He's a filthy rich man.
Such a big lock!
I bet all the riches have been locked up in here.
If the doors are locked, who's inside the house?
W-What happened?
Hey! Tell me what the heck happened!
T-There's someone in there.. - W-What!
There's someone inside. - Run!
'It's better if some doors remain locked.'
'It's better'
'if some secrets remain undisclosed.'
'That's because the secrets which remain undisclosed'
'only get deeper with the passage of time.'
'In the process of getting convoluted'
'they morph into curses.'
'In the depths of this mansion'
'even I'
'a secret of such nature, lie buried.'
Connaught Place..
Wake up, dear.
Connaught Place..
Wake up.
I swear on God.. These are nothing but troubles!
Not early in the morning, Connaught Place.
Can't you call me CP?
I wonder why the heck they named me Connaught Place!
If my husband names my kids after places
I'll break his legs!
Saying it time and again is of no use.
Besides
it's pretty common to name people after places.
Seriously! - Yes. - Please name me a few..
Well, that person..
Well.. Rishikesh Mukherjee!
God darn-it! Those are such ancient names, Mom!
You.. You just need to tell me
if another dad ever did something this stupid.
Yes.
Even Bhuvneshwar Kumar's father did this, you know.
Well, those are the names of guys.
You need to tell me the names of girls.
Dear, your grandfather, by naming you Connaught Place
gave rise to a new tradition!
Oh, really! Why did he pick me, then?
Why didn't he stick to it when naming you?
He should've named you Seemapuri or Kalyanpuri!
Why did he name me Connaught Place?
Hey.. - What a horrid name!
I won't talk to you! No! - H-Hey.. Listen.. - Hey..
CP!
CP..
You people have wrecked her name!
I wanted to name her Jwala!
You hail from a family of dacoits.
These are the kind of names you people have..
Jwala, Putlibai, Dacoit Haseena..
These names are apt for you and your people.
Don't utter rubbish!
Had that been the case, why would I have been named Sophia?
Your father liked a Hollywood actress from the yesteryears..
Sophia Loren.
He had fallen in love with her.
Only then was all hope lost!
I still remember the night
CP was born..
'Dad.. Dad!'
'Well?'
'It's a girl, Dad!'
'Dad, please tell me what to name her, quick.'
'Dad, please tell me what to name her, quick!'
'Connaught Place..'
'Connaught Place?'
So, listen..
Venus is the reigning planet at the moment.
I'll go take a bath, okay? See you.
Done.. Praise the Lord..
Yes..
Oh, wow!
Thank goodness
I came to the shop before Ketu became the reigning planet
otherwise I would've had to face Rahu as the reigning planet.
Now, no one can make me budge till 8 p.m.
not even Saturn.
What the heck!
Sir, I cleaned your glasses.
Have a look. - First, tell me this..
Do you come here to work or to ogle women? Tell me!
Spit it out! - Sir, you've got it all wrong.
Titli and I are just good friends.
Excuse me!
Sir, please explain it to him
that I'm here as a hotel management intern.
I'm not a waiter like him.
Did you hear that?
She's CP's friend, not yours.
Goodness! What a bother!
The people who run this garage have wrecked my hopes!
Sir.. - Yes, dear?
There's only one solution to this problem.. - What?
CP.
Gullu, give me that. I'm only asking for a spanner.
Well, you haven't eaten anything since morning.
So, I've got some 'Balushahi' for you.
Didn't you put on any make-up today?
You look really terrifying.
Didn't you take a bath today?
You look like a chimpanzee that fled from the jungles
of Chhattisgarh. - Very good!
You seem to know a lot about the chimpanzees of Chhattisgarh.
Are your folks getting you married to one?
You're quite interested in who I get married to.
Oh.. I got it.
Well, you and your family
will finally get to eat for free in my wedding.
Well, feeding the poor is a good thing.
It helps one earn merits.
Well, our elders say such a thing.
Which blasted elder said such a thing?
I've been entertaining a freeloader like you
but trouble doesn't seem to stop following me around.
You see, coming to shameless people and sinners
trouble loves staying real close to them!
Okay! I got it! No wonder.. I had no idea
that she adores rude people and sinners.
Hey, Jitendra Jamwal Jindal..
No.. You needn't utter such a lengthy name.
If you do, you'll end up straining your tongue.
Just call me Ji Ja Ji. Initials..
You aren't worthy of being called 'Jija Ji' by me.
Crime Patrol, no.. Where are your manners?
Even you're being rude!
My name isn't Crime Patrol!
Then what exactly is your name?
Bijli Devi!
That's my sweet mom's name. Tell me what your name is.
It's CP. - CP.. As in Connaught Place?
She's proud of her name.
I'm so not proud of it! I'm ashamed of my name!
Greetings, Mr. Titu.
How are you, Mr. Titu?
What have you given birth to? - I'll slap you silly now!
'Mr. Titu..' What the heck is this?
You better talk to my dad with respect
or I'll break your jaw! - Lord..
Oh, Goddess Shakti.. Had some buffed guy said that
I would've done something horrid today
but what do I say to a weak and skinny girl like you?
Just leave, okay?
Dad, he called me weak!
Hey! I'm not weak! I'm a modern girl.
What the heck can you do to me?
Go ahead, hit me. I'm right here!
Hey.. Dear.. - Go ahead, hit me.. - No..
One slap and you'll faint. I'm not accountable for it. No..
Kiddo, go ahead, slap me.
'Kiddo?' Now, I won't be able to hit you.
Hey.. Dear.. - Come on, slap me!
Dear.. Stop.. - Slap me! - Excuse me!
Don't touch me. I tend to get emotional..
Don't utter rubbish! Slap me! Come on, hit me!
Hit me! Come on! Do it! Do it! - Dear..
Stop it.. What.. What the heck is going on here?
What's going on here? What the heck is going on here?
Just take your glasses off and take a good look, Mr. Titu.
I'll slap you silly now! Stop calling me Mr. Titu!
He's forgotten all his manners!
His blasted father is more impolite than he is!
Dad..
Dad!
Won't you come downstairs?
She's insulting you as well as me!
Dad!
Who the heck is manhandling my son?
You shameless, impolite, rude man!
Shut your mouth or else..
Or else I'll floor you. Got it?
Hey, Mr. Junk Food Loving Donkey!
Hey, you!
If he's a donkey, you're a cat!
Male cat!
What on earth are you saying?
You called him a cat and you called me a donkey!
What the heck is going on here?
A stupid person is innocent. But they are not innocent.
They've illegally usurped the upper floor of our mansion.
Now they've opened a garage too.
You're the one that has usurped the entire lower section.
You've even opened a useless restaurant.
Illegal immigrants! - What?
Hey! I'll kill you, I'm warning you.
What are you doing? You might fall on me. Relax.
I've been away from you for the past six months.
You don't let me come closer. - Can't you see what I'm doing?
It feels like you're quarantined.
If I was quarantined, where do you think CP came from?
I think CP was an accident.
Are you sure it was an accident? - Yes, I'm very sure.
Then accidents don't happen every time.
I don't expect it either.
Go to sleep. The bed is ready. Take your blanket and sleep.
Right, because you want to chat with the planets.
Why don't you marry the planets?
Listen, marriage reminds me
do you know Mr. Buddan from Thapur?
Yes. - Uncle Santra's son. - Yes.
He knows of a nice boy for CP.
Yes.
"What is left incomplete"
"will complete."
"The memories will awaken."
"Why have the same moments returned?"
"They will repeat the saga."
Hello, everybody.
Chakraal, hold on. The moment is inauspicious.
Wait for two minutes. - Brother Chakraal!
Hey! Sister! - Brother Chakraal!
Make me some tea. - That's what I was doing.
Make it quickly. - Chakraal, I told you to hold on
as the moment was inauspicious.
Look, Brother-in-law, the thing is
your inauspicious moments won't work before lawyers like me.
You're so evil that when you make up your mind
you will destroy someone.
What's taking Munna Roll so long today?
Where the heck is it? - Wow, you've ordered rolls!
Don't drool. It doesn't suit you.
I've ordered one for you too. I can't help it.
I'm petting a snake after all. I'll have to do it.
Are you talking about me? - No, I was referring to my uncle.
That's okay. Relatives are like snakes.
Once my uncle sold me.
I'm sure he didn't get more than Rs. 350 for you.
You don't know my worth.
What was that?
Excuse me. - Excuse me! Hey, take the rolls.
My hands are dirty.
He's not the delivery boy. Looks like a fraud. - What?
Sir, you? - Excuse me. Who are you talking to?
You may be here, but I'm talking to him. - Oh.
It's futile saying anything to him. He's traumatised.
Why? What went wrong? - It's a long story, mister.
I'll tell you later. For now, let me tell you
that your case will now be handled by me, Vigyanchand.
Mr. Gyanchand has also been handling it
for the past 40 years.
His uncle was handling it too, and now you'll handle it.
When will you fight the case? - Yes.
There is someone by the name Gulzarilal. - Okay.
He transferred the same plot to two different people and fled.
Does he have a relative?
He had a relative who left for Karachi during the partition.
That's what I've heard. - Okay.
Do you know anyone in Karachi? - Of course.
I visit Karachi every day and play games there.
So your name is Nanhe? - That's father's name.
Whose father? - His father.
My father's name is Banne. - Excuse me.
I want to know your father's name, mister.
That's what I was telling you.
That's what I said when you were lost in thought. Nanhe.
Oh. And your name? - Munne.
A free servant and a wife that brings home dowry
make your life miserable.
I'm telling you. Do something so that Nanhe, his wife
and their insolent son get out of here.
What are you saying? I don't.. Sister.. - Hello, Uncle.
Dear, you know, I'm very hungry. Get me 'Chhole Bhature'.
Why? Have you run out of groceries? - CP!
The truth is always bitter.
How much more will you steal from my father?
You must have usurped at least 2.5 crores from him so far.
3 crores, dear.
Look at that. I'll tell you what.
Give us Rs. 3 crores. We'll buy a new plot instead.
That would be best. - Correct.
So, what's going on? - Is he the servant?
Hey, he's my father. - Oh.
What's the matter with him? - He's in shock, Dad.
From now on, I, Vigyanchand, will fight your case.
Listen, make sure the decision on the property
is made this year. Do you understand?
This is our property, and these people have usurped it.
Do you understand? - Don't worry.
The knowledge that makes you aware is science.
And the person that makes you aware is Vigyanchand.
I, Vigyanchand, LLB, win all cases.
He'll fight the case, won't he? - Yes.
Dear Lord, please find me a cute, sweet and handsome boy.
Please! Good night. I love You.
"O' my beloved, why do you trouble me?"
"Stop it now. Let it go."
"You don't look good sulking."
"Why are you arrogant?"
Oh, God! Not again, please.
What's this spirit that's been wandering
in this mansion for years now?
I wonder what it will demand this time.
The sound is coming from the same old jinxed room.
Listen, I think we should go in. Come on.
'There is a message'
'but this isn't the message that they assume.'
'The real message will arrive soon.'
'The message of destruction for the residents of this mansion.'