Yes. So, tell me, how much would it cost?
Well, sir, it will cost Rs. 30,000.
Hey, are you out of your mind?
You're saying Rs. 30,000 straight away?
Are you digging the borewell or making the pond over here?
Just tell me, how can digging cost so much?
Sir, this is Delhi.
The land will be try even after digging 20 feet.
It takes double the efforts.
Well, let's do this. Let's settle somewhere in between.
Let's finalise it for Rs. 15,000 and finish it.
Sir, you don't get it.
I'm at no profit.
In fact, this land is so hard
that will sweat out my labourers!
It's the labourers who are going to sweat out and not you.
You get that?
Sir, when the labourers sweat out
so does the government's. - Stop preaching..
Come on, Dad.
Stop being stingy and just pay him.
Look, your daughter is so sensible.
Don't pay him a penny.
Hey, I'm sorry.
I cannot place.
Let me just go and see. - Go and mind your work.
You don't find any better person in the entire Delhi?
You know what? He does it for a reasonable price.
The rest of them charge, heavily.
I wonder what you're going to do saving all your money.
W-What did you just say?
Well, I was saying, you know your neighbours?
Yes. - They're up to something.
That's how our tanks are going dry.
But how?
We will know only by going to the terrace at night, Dad.
Now, I will find out
what exactly they're doing with our tanks.
This..
Where is the water flowing from the old room?
Where.. Could this be the water from our tank?
No..
It can't be leaking.
I wonder what's happening.
You liked it?
Hey, Jitendra, be ready, tomorrow.
There are some people coming to see you, okay?
Am I some monument
that people are coming to see me?
He's so funny.
Hey, the girl's family is coming to meet you.
Hey, when did that happen?
You forgot? It happened 18 years ago
in the house. She's sounding silly.
Come on, I didn't mean him. - Okay..
Instead, I was asking when did it get fixed
that the girl's family would be coming to meet him?
It never happened in our times.
It doesn't happen over here either.
But it happened, suddenly.
What are they up to?
Their tank is connected to ours..
What's the matter?
The water is getting empty, all the time.
Ah!
Hey!
They have made a hole to our tank and taking out the water?
Oh, God!
This useless man!
He's doing such a cheap ploy and stealing our water.
He's such a shameless man!
If I don't teach him a lesson
I'll get my name changed..
Not actually.
I'm not some famous personality
that changing my name would make any difference.
But it would surely matter to him.
Let me deal with him, right away..
But Dad, they..
What's their family background?
I mean, who's coming to meet me? - Right.
You know my uncle from Sadra.. - Yes.
His son had got this alliance
but I heard it didn't work out for them.
Okay, I get it..
So, you mean, their daughter was rejected
and you're trying to fix her with me?
Mom, I won't marry some rejected girl.
Of course, not.. - Hey, don't be silly.
Their entire family is so rich.
The girl's father has a car showroom in America
and you're being silly.
That's destiny.
Fine, Dad, I'll adjust. You may proceed with it.
Well, I just hope I'll get a chance to open a garage
in America for once.
Hey, wow!
You want to open a garage there?
You, silly!
Move on. Go ahead.
Okay, Mom.
I'll talk to my father-in-law.
We'll open a showroom in America.
I hope you're happy, now. - Yes.
He's already addressing him as father-in-law.
I'll get your showroom opened
in America.
But Dad. - Yes.
I don't get one thing. - What is it?
Oh, dear..
You finish with it, first.
You're saying
they're well off people
settled abroad.
Then, why did your relatives from Sadra reject them?
Why would they reject them? They're so rich.
They're from a renowned family.
The girl's family would have rejected them, dear.
Mom, what if I get rejected? Well, I mean..
Hey, why would they be rejecting you, my dear?
Even I'm a smart player. You get that?
You know my friend?
He has made fake praises about you before them.
Oh!
Well, so, to what extent?
I hope they have not told them
that I'm the M.L.A of this locality. - Oh!
Hey, let your dreams be as per your abilities.
Don't be silly. - Once this alliance is fixed
I'm shifting to London, far from this dirty place.
Oh, my darling. - Yes.
Well, that reminds me. - Okay.
Our neighbours shouldn't get to know about it.
Right. - Especially CP. - Right.
But I got to know it, already.
I will take you to task, now.
Well, by what time will they be here?
They'll be here by 9 a.m.
Then, I'll bathe by 4 a.m.
Yes, Mom, please. - Yes.
It's the question of an international level. - Right.
Well, it won't look good
if you keep scratching before the girl's family.
Why? So, no one in America scratches their body?
Not like you do, Mom. - What!
Well.. Please, Mom.
Fine, I'll bathe.
The scratching lady.
You won't be able to bathe, tomorrow.
And that's a promise
from your own CP.
Now, first, I will make a hole in their water tank.
Mannerless people.
Oh..
What is it, Dad? You're so dirty.
Take out the brush from your mouth and tell me.
There's no water. I have lost all the hopes, now.
So, why are you screaming?
I'll tell you some secret. - What happened?
I told you, it's a secret. Come here.
Hey, you're just irritating me at the start of the day.
Yes, tell me.
Here.
Dear, how could you..
Listen, I'll tell you what? Don't do such things, dear.
Let him get settled in life.
Why are you ruining someone's life?
You know mathematics? - Yes, I know.
I'm a young lady, now.
Yes, of course.
But you're still like a child for me.
I swear, it's full of problems..
I have attained the age of marriage
and you still think I'm a child?
This is not fair, Dad.
Dear, I'll tell you what?
Even if you get old, you'll still remain as our little girl.
You mean, you won't get me married till I get old?
Hey, no, dear. You'll surely get married?
'Even you'll get married.'
Even you'll be bid farewell from this house.
When I'll bid a farewell to this house
there will be one member less over here.
Right? - Right..
When that scoundrel will get married
there will be one member added into their family
and my mom would be left alone, here.
Then, just break that wretched guy's wedding.
Right. That's why, I've emptied both our tanks.
I have filled the drum and bucket for us.
Go and bathe. Have fun.
Hey, CP Sharma, come out.
Hey, come out, you.. Hey, where are you!
Hey, come out, please.
Look, these fools have started screaming
since they didn't get water. - Right.
Hey, listen, girl!
Where are you going.. - You go for bath.
Hey, where are you going? - Hey, please be quiet.
That's fine. - Don't get into fights, girl,
It's the inauspicious time.
It's the inauspicious time running.
She's such a silly girl.
Don't stop me, today. - No, I won't. Where are you!
Come out! - Yes.
Let me.. - Okay..
What is it? Why are you screaming your lungs out?
Dad, it's her. She's the one.
She has made a hole in our tank!
Hey, go away!
It' your habit to make holes.
You bite the hands that feed you!
Mannerless! - Who has fed us?
Whose hands did we bite?
Instead, you've made a hole in our tank.
I didn't make any hole, please. - Hey, girl, you're lying.
There's such a big hole in our tank.
By the way, there's a hole in our tank too. Who did it?
We did.
You think we did it? What are you saying?
You're accusing us falsely.
We don't know who made the hole in your tank. - Yes.
Why? You live on the terrace, don't you?
Yes, we do, but we never had bad intentions
for someone else's tank. - Go away. Don't act too smart.
As if you're the only smart girl in the locality. - Yes, I am.
Do you have any issues with it? - Don't argue with them, dear.
He's here. - Just bathe and open your shop. - Hold on.
What? - Your tank is empty too.
How did you bathe then?
You see, dear, I've been praying to God
and He's showering water on us.
That's how we all have been bathing. - Sure.
We want some showers too.
I haven't bathed since many hours.
This has never happened with us before, you know.
Hello, ma'am. Ask your husband to make it shower.
Look, I beg of you.
Give me two buckets of water.
Please, just two buckets of water.
Ms. Itchy. - Hey! - Ms. Bijli. - Right.
We don't have water either, I'm sorry. - Mom, forget it.
Those who steal water from others won't give us any water.
Your son rules over Delhi, Mom.
I'll bring you a lake if you ask me to.
My son is golden! - Dad.
My golden boy! - Mom!
Gulzar! Gullu! - What is it?
What went wrong early in the morning?
Why are you yelling? - Nothing seems wrong here.
But I'm suspicious that this girl made a hole in our tank
and let the water flow out.
Really? - Hey, boy, get two buckets of water.
Should I get it from the gutter outside?
You idiot! We need it for full bathing, you know.
That's why I asked, ma'am. - Shut up. - Hey, you idiot!
You'll get water from the gutter for my mom!
When your body is itching
you should bathe in gutter water a couple of times.
That's enough. Listen, go to Gupta's house.
Tell him Mr. Jindal sent you to get a few buckets of water.
We may not bathe
but my mom has to bathe urgently. - Yes.
'She won't be able to bathe. At least not today.'
Go now! - I'm going. - Go!
Listen, I can't have a child. - Why not?
If I knew the reason, I wouldn't have asked you.
You're talking as if I'm a child specialist.
You dig up. - And what will you do? - Itch. - Go ahead.
Hey, what's this?
Whenever I dig, I find trash.
I never end up finding treasure.
I've told her to bathe in the gutter
but no one listens to me. They're crazy.
They won't get any water.
Now Ms. Bijli won't stop itching.
You wanted to get him married!
The soil of my country has a different kind of fragrance!
Yes. I love it too. - Really? Come on.
Hey, how are you doing there? Comfortable?
Hey, what are you doing? I'll cut my finger.
Mom, buy me bangles. - Why do you want them suddenly?
Titli's mom is buying her bangles.
I want them too. - Your groom will buy you for your wedding.
That's the day I'm waiting for. - Be patient.
Buy me bangles!
Stop acting stubborn like a child.
No, Mom, I'm not a child.
In fact, I'm the unfortunate girl
whose parents don't want to get her married.
Stop this drama, drama queen. You own such a big shop.
Why are you asking me for money? - Yes, that's fine.
But girls like it when her parents pay her
for certain things. Understand, Mom? - Okay, fine.
What kind of bangles do you want?
They must look antique.
Like from a royal family.
Broad, platinum bangles.
And in the olden times.. You must have seen the embroidery.
I want that design.
And on those bangles..
I want peacocks on them.
Okay? - Okay. - So it's done? - Yes.
Here you are.
Well, I hope you didn't face any trouble on the way.
This was the trouble we faced. - What should I say, sir?
We've been living amongst illiterates. - Yes.
We're actually from Aligarh.
In the year 1940
my grandfather came here with a penny.
We don't have more than that till today.
Did you say something? - I mean, by God's grace
everything's going well.
Are you the boy? - Well, that's what people say.
Do I look like a girl to you?
No, I mean
the one our daughter has to marry is..
Yes, he's my son, Jitu.
Not Jitu, Dad. Jijaji.
Jijaji? You're not anyone's brother-in-law yet.
The alliance hasn't been fixed yet. - You don't get it.
His name is Jijaji. - That's his name?
What kind of name is that?
Well, my name is Jitendra Jamvant Jindal.
Short and sweet, Jijaji, initials only.
Are you Jamvant? - No, I'm Bijlidevi.
Who's Jamvant? - He's Mr. Jamvant Jindal.
But aren't you Nanhe?
No, people call him Nanhe fondly.
On papers, his formal name is Mr. Jamvant Jindal.
So you're the boy? - Why don't you check it, sir?
If there's a test, I'm willing to undergo it.
Don't get annoyed, dear.
We're the girl's family. We have to ask questions.
Sure.
Okay, dear, tell me, what do you do?
He owns a car showroom.
Where's the showroom? - In the city. Right?
Yes, in the city. It's close by.
We'd like to see the showroom. - Yes.
Why do you want to see the showroom, sir?
You must have seen many showrooms.
I've heard you have a few showrooms in America. - Yes.
Right. - Yes, all showrooms are the same.
We've seen many showrooms. We own two car showrooms too.
Wow! - It's the same, sir. Exactly like yours.
Yours are in America and ours, in India.
A little better, maybe. - Yes.
But my child, I want to see your showroom. - Yes.
Sir, do you want to get your girl married to our son
or our showroom?
To your showroom. - What!
I mean, to the boy and the showroom as well.
That's enough, sir. You must have seen a dipalitated car
parked downstairs, at Jijaji Autoworks.
That's our showroom.
What! Mr. Nanhe, you lied to us on the phone
that your son owns a huge car showroom?
No, I call that a showroom.
'This is it. Her itching attack.'
"Come to me. I'm your love."
"Dear Lord! Don't refuse me."
"Come on. Come on."
I don't care if our daughter remains unmarried for good.
I will never marry her into a weird family like theirs.
Ma'am. There are other girls in the market.
Who the heck are you?
Sir, just as the lotus blooms in muck, I'm a lotus too
but I've bloomed amongst weird people.
It would have been better if you had bloomed in muck instead.
They'd at least use you to offer to someone's coffin.
Let's go. - Come on.
I'll remain unmarried because of these useless people.