It is Friday. - I know that.
The song should've played by now. What is the time?
Do you not even have a watch? - What nonsense!
I have a branded watch. - That is a fake.
Hold on. Saifu. Saifu!
What is it? What happened?
I am cooking. - Well go on.
Tell me the time, will you?
We do not have a clock in the kitchen!
Jhallu! Jhallu!
Will you please tell us the time?
What is the time? It is 8:30!
Got you, didn't I?
It is 8:30! - So what?
It is Friday. A Friday.
So the devil can be knocking anytime soon.
Anytime now! - Stop it!
God knows what's about to happen now!
"Why do you make me long, my love?"
"Please stop and let me go!"
"Why do you taunt me?"
God knows what riddle it will be this time!
This time we'll be troubled!
Listen, why don't you go this time?
What are you saying? I am not going there.
Please. - I beg you! Please! You must go!
Let me send my son.
Jitendra! Jitendra!
Take Gulzar and go down street.
Very good. - Take Jaldiram with you.
Go on now. - You!
Dad, why does it have to be me?
Dad, he is a coward. Let me go!
I am not scared of anyone!
I'll be back. Come on. - I am scared.
Easy there. Be careful.
There is no letter.
So let us head back, right away.
Fine, let us go.
Sir, you are an elder so.. - Silence!
Stop it now. Go on and pick it up.
It does not look good.
Stop pushing me right now.
Well go on, pick it!
My values do not permit me.. - To heck with it!
Go on and just pick it up, will you?
Sir, just take it! - I thought I told you..
Go on now! Stop, my dear!
"This land of my nation!"
My dear! I love you!
"This land of my nation!"
Saifu! Sofali!
Sofia!
Sofia! Bring me the breakfast!
You are enjoying the tea!
Good morning! - Good morning!
Will you keep eating or will you read?
Give me a minute!
"A specimen without a head or feet."
'Potato fries in its stomach.'
'You can see it in every junction.'
'I also have it with tea in the morning.'
Brother-in-law, what is it without head and limbs?
Without head and limbs..
A fish?
But fish has a head.
But its head and body are a unit.
Maybe the devil wants to eat fish fry.
Who eats fried fish with tea?
It's a devil. It might want to eat anything.
It might even eat 'Gol Gappe' with Kabab.
Or it might mix tea in 'Biryani'.
What nonsense!
Fish cannot be cooked in this house.
Why not? If we don't make it
the devil will make our lives miserable.
Evil dead.
If you all are done talking, can I say something?
Who eats fried fish stuffed with fried potato?
One with no head or limbs.
Potato fries in its stomach.
I got it.
I solved the riddle.
Mom, it's 'Samosa'.
The answer to this riddle is 'Samosa'.
'Samosa'?
My boy is right.
'Samosa' has no head or limbs.
It is stuffed with potato.
It is sold at every junction.
My boy is awesome.
Come on, Dad!
Golden child.
Mom.
Whose turn is it today?
Who will give 'Samosa' to the devil?
Gulzar, you will go.
There you go.
You are doomed.
God, please save me.
I will make an offering to you.
God, I will make an offering tomorrow.
Titli, how long will I have to work here?
Why are you asking me? I didn't hire you.
I have become a servant because of you.
What more should I do?
You know that you are taking advantage of me.
I will earn more in U.P.
Yet I am being a servant because of you.
Hey, what are you muttering about?
Nothing, sir. - It's the same thing again.
He is being absolutely cheap.
Don't worry, dear.
Pay attention to the customer.
Yes. Don't leave out any customer.
Serve the entire market in Delhi, Jaldiram.
Come on!
Khushiram! Come here, my friend..
I am very glad. Come on, sit here..
This is great!
Tell me how you came here all of a sudden from Dwaraka?
I had some business to handle in Punjabi Bagh. - Really?
And I got reminded of your 'Chole Bhature'.
Come on!
Bunty, Say hello to my friend.
Hello, sir. - Stay blessed. - Listen..
Get some tasty 'Chole Bhature' for him.
Do you want anything else? - Make it two plates.
Bring two plates. Go.
Tell me more, Khushiram.
How is your matchmaking business going on?
It's going good, Jaldiram, by God's blessings.
I have a complain. - What?
My daughter is single. Find a boy for her.
But let me tell you one thing. - Yes.
Take this, Mr. Titu. Water bill.
I thought of giving it to you on your own.
Is your name Titu?
Forget it. Come later. Did you understand?
Well, the boy should be handsome.
I cannot understand your behaviour towards me.
I have brought the water bill.
Can't you see that I'm talking to him?
Come later.
Khushiram, listen.
The boy should be a lawyer, doctor or businessman.
All three? - He should be one of them.
And he shouldn't smoke or drink.
He shouldn't have any bad habits. - Okay.
I don't want a boy who works as a mechanic in the garage.
Remember this clearly.
See if you can find a crazy boy
because his daughter is crazy.
Why are you acting like an advisor?
Why are you here? Go and do your work.
I am doing my work. I brought the water bill.
The bill amount is Rs. 5,000.
Give Rs. 4,500. I'll manage the rest of the amount.
Come here.
The bill amount is Rs. 5,000. Why should I pay Rs. 4,500?
You'll pay Rs. 2,500 and I'll pay Rs. 2,500.
I'll pay it.
You use 80 per cent of the water.
You're talking as though you don't touch water.
Great! He's talking about touching water.
Many times, I don't even get to see water
because of him.
Really? Are the cars in your garage
with rain water?
I don't wash the cars in a jacuzzi.
I don't use much water to wash the cars.
Do you wash the cars with very little water?
I wash four cars with one bucket water.
Look at your mom too.
She goes to the bathroom every two minutes.
Mom already manages with little water.
Tell me how much water she uses.
Is she having bath with one mug of water?
Mr. Jaldiram, I don't argue with elders.
You will have to make the payment.
Come here.
I won't make the payment. Go and do it.
Okay, I'll see. - Go ahead.
Do what you can. - Okay.
Look ahead and walk. You'll fall otherwise. Go.
He's talking nonsense.
Greetings.
Idiot!
This tenant is driving me crazy.
He hasn't brought 'Chole Bhature' yet, Titu.
I'm reading sports news, okay?
Sports news.
You are so smart.
Virat! Anushka's husband. - I know.
He reached his astronaut 100. - What?
Astro.. - Astonishing 100.
Your favourite player.
The water supply may be stopped.
But I won't pay more than Rs. 500.
What happened, my child? My red boy?
What will happen, Mom?
What do these people think of themselves?
They use 80 per cent of the water supply.
What happened? What's up?
They are not paying the water bill.
What!
These people are being too dramatic.
Did you understand?
I'll have to take some strong action.
I have been hearing this since my childhood
that you will take some effective step.
Even your legs are bored now. But you never took any steps.
Dear, what strict action will you take?
Dad, I think that I will hire some hooligans
to teach brother-in-law a good lesson.
Have you gone mad, dear?
We have to follow the law and take our step.
Call Mr. Thakral.
He will solve this case in no time.
No, Mom.
He couldn't do anything till now.
Let me tell you something.
She's absolutely right.
He has taken so much money from me that..
He should at least do something for us.
Hold on.
Hello, T-Thakral..
These are such headaches. My God!
Mom, give me a 'Paneer' cube.
Listen, the thing is..
You are such a lawyer
who don't understands the basics of a case.
Do you get it? - So, do you believe
that you are a big shot in the field of law?
I'm the King, mind it.
I think you are just a pawn.
Control your loud mouth.
Don't you look at me like that.
Mind your tongue or else it won't be good for you.
You also.. - Will you just go on with this nonsense argument?
Please talk about the case a little.
Yes.
Yes, sir.
Vigyan Chand wants to call his first witness.
He's an eye witness that Jaldiram's family
uses more water.
Come, Gulzar.
Objection.
How can he be an eyewitness?
Does he peek into our bathroom?
Oh!
Do you peek into our bathroom?
I object, Milord.
They have put baseless accusations on Mr. Gullu.
She has the habit of peeking into others house
as if patrolling crime.
You!
I'll teach you.. Crime patrol..
You and your family patrols the crime.
You are.. - Listen.. My dear, it's okay.
It's okay.
Go and sit.
Okay.
Yes, you did right.
Hello, if you people want to fight among yourselves
then why did you call us?
Listen, boy. He's right. Keep quiet.
Okay? Let them do their job.
Continue.. Start your argument.
Come, Gulzar.
Are you Mr. Gulzar? - I'm devastated right now.
Mister, your name is Gulzar, right?
Name is useless.
Like her name is Ms. Bijli that means electric.
But she can't even charge up a mobile.
What nonsense? Why is he talking foolish?
Please keep quiet!
Hey.. - What?
Please keep quiet.
Just answer what you are asked.
That's what I'm saying.
So, Mr. Gulzar..
How are you so sure
that Jaldiram and his family use more than 70 percent
of the water. - You are right..
That's a very good question. Ask him.
I see them daily using most of the water.
Uncle..
Don't you know the word 'objection'?
Everything will be fine. Don't worry at all.
Sometimes, we face severe water scarcity.
I bring sewage water for Ms. Bijli.
You moron! Loser!
You bring sewage water for me!
What are you saying, ma'am?
You used to enjoy a lot.
'Water is smelling so good.'
'It has been brought from heaven's lake.'
'Heaven's water.'
I had no clue. I didn't know
it was not heaven's water
and you brought sewage water.
I will kill you. I will execute you right now.
He must be kidding. He is kidding..
Then it's okay. - Objection!
It is a lie.
They use the same water that is available in this house.
And to prove this
I need to call Connaught Place Jaldiram Sharma here.
He is a big problem. I swear!
Can't you call me as CP?
Dear, it's a court. Full name is called here.
Oh, I see! - Go..
Dear.
You didn't hear properly.
Actually, you are accused of stealing water.
They are liars. - Hey.. - Hey..
You sinner! You are a liar.
Hey, you moron! You are a liar.
All your family members liars.
It's okay.
Your name shouldn't be Jijaji.
In fact, you should be known as Jhutaji.
CP, do you remember? I told you once
that you are very beautiful.
Yes.
Yes, that's the only lie I have told you till now.
To heck with you..
Hey.. Gullu, move aside!
Wait.. I am telling you.
Brother Chakku!
I don't mind.
Good!
Don't talk rubbish. What's this?
You are farming illegally on the terrace.
From where do you take water for farming?
Look, dear. Do whatever you want.
Don't say anything about my farming.
I am warning you. - Yes.
Why shouldn't we drag the farm house into this, right?
Maximum water is used there.
And I will file a complain about this. - Yes.
What will you complain, Mr. Titu?
I will slap you! Don't call me Mr. Titu!
I will complain
that you are farming illegally in a residential area.
Even you are selling fake 'Chole Bhature'.
And you will complain against us!
Get lost!
If you yourselves want to deal with each other
why have you called me? What will a lawyer do?
Even you are doing nothing.
Dear, go and take your seat.
Lawyer.
Let's go to a corner. Please come.- What!
It's our secret. Why should we talk publicly?
What are you saying?
Excuse me. I don't go to a corner.
Will you come behind the pillar?
That's fine. - Come on.
Come.
Look, after an argument
we have come to this conclusion
that both the families waste water.
What!
Hence, both the families will split the bill equally.
The matter is resolved. - That's all for the day.
What! - Hear them.
What's going on?
I suggested this earlier.
They didn't say anything new.
We need to split the bill equally.
Let's shake hands.
Yes.
Forget about that guy from Paharganj.
His wedding has been fixed in Canada.
But there is another guy.
He belongs to a reputed family.
Yes..
No, I am there. I will make this alliance.
Yes..
Mr. Khushi. Greetings.