Hello!
CP, my dear.
How did you get here?
Your house is quite far from mine.
And I'm not sure you even had an address.
You need not worry about all that.
I have a request to make to you.
Sure, tell me.
Here's a boy I like very much.
And I even got married to him.
So, I want you to stop looking for a prospective groom for me.
One more thing.
My dad should find out about this.
If you tell him..
Okay, Mr. Khushi. Bye!
Stop flirting and look here.
Who keeps it that way?
Mr. Khushi!
Look, my dear. This is not my fault.
I know, God made me so beautiful.
That's not my fault either.
No. - Right!
Then don't make any mistakes
in finding a match for me.
I want a handsome guy.
'I want you to stop looking for a prospective groom for me.'
But last night..
Do you know Tiger Shroff?
I want a guy who looks just like him. So handsome!
You'd much rather keep a tiger for a pet.
No, Mr. Jackie won't allow it.
Or else..
So, find someone else for me.
Someone handsome and cute. Actually not one guy
but a lot of them. I need variety.
I'll choose the one for me.
Okay. Bye.
I'll find a guy for you, dear.
Mr. Khushi. - Yes?
Do you want something really bad to happen to you very soon?
What are you saying, dear? - I mean
the parlour run by Ms. Sheila near your house..
What's its name?
'Haseena Beauty Parlour'.
But why are you saying such things?
I'm not.
Ms. Sheila says it often.
What? - That after her parlour has shut down
you go to her parlour
at late night and spend a few hours
before leaving from there.
What are you talking about?
Parlour, few hours.. - What if I tell Ms. Pooja about it?
What! Why..
Why would you do that?
If you get me married..
I'm not getting you married.
Don't even try!
Because if I get married, I'll make sure
Ms, Pooja serves you a divorce notice.
I'm leaving. I won't talk about getting you married.
Are you happy? No matchmaking.
I see.
Wow, that's great..
So, it's progressing.
Okay..
Oh..
Very good.
Okay, so what did you say?
Yes.
Okay, so.. Wow, he owns three factories in Hapur?
Very good. Great!
Yes..
Is he the only son? Where does the sister stay?
Why does she live on a crane?
Did she find no place else to live?
It's Ukraine, not crane!
Yes.. Okay.. Yes, I've understood.
She lives in Ukraine.
Listen. What does he look like?
What does he look like?
Hold on.. I'll call you back later.
The guy owns three factories.
He is very wealthy.
Who cares what he looks like?
What nonsense?
I care.
I have to marry him. - Then do it quietly.
How can I just marry him? I agree I'm desperate
but that doesn't mean
I'll marry just about anyone.
We won't get you married to just about anyone. Okay?
He owns three factories!
Show a picture, just once.
Meet him in person.
That makes sense.
It'll be more fun to meet him in person.
Let's take this forward fast.
I am rushing it already.
I'm more desperate than you are.
Remember to ask if the boy is vaccinated against Coronavirus.
You take the vaccine, you need it more.
Shut up and peel the peas.
Dad.
Let's ask the boy's family to meet us somewhere else.
Tell me something.
Why should we meet them somewhere else?
Oh..
So, you're scared of your uncle, Zorawar.
I wonder why I got married into a family of dacoits!
All my hopes have been ruined!
But I love you.
Brother Zorawar is in jail.
How about we meet them at Uncle Chakral's place?
Tell me something, dear
We have such a big house, why should we go to Chakral's place?
Why don't you book the Red Fort straightaway?
An ordinary man's daughter is getting married
not a mughal princess.
Dad, listen to me, will you? - Tell me.
Try to understand. We have enemies here.
They'll never let my marriage materialise.
They'll ruin everything, do you understand?
Yes. - Better.
May I say something? - Yes.
If we go somewhere else, they'll get suspicious.
They'll doubt us.
They're very suspicious. They watch me all the time.
They track my movement
using a spy glass.
They don't just doubt you.
They'll lose it if they see we're not at home.
Look at how she talks!
And what if we send them away?
Are you crazy? Where will you send them?
Have you seen how big that man is? Send him away!
Come on! I have an idea. - Tell me.
Bunty.
I love you, son.
I love you too.
Son.
What a good boy he is!
Hello, sir. Hello.
Would you like to buy some soap? - Imbecile!
Barging in like that. What soap are you selling?
This is a very herbal soap.
It contains 36 different herbs.
If you bathe with it once
you skin will bloom like roses.
Why do you look wilted then?
Because I don't use this soap.
Why don't you? He's talking nonsense.
He doesn't use the soap
but he's selling it to us. Nonsense.
No, sir. I'm a poor man.
I can't afford to use such a wonderful
and prize winning soap. - What do you mean prize winning?
Is there a chance we can win a prize by using it?
Yes, sir. The soap contains a prize.
One of the soaps in this box contains a slip.
When you use the soap, you might find
a trip to Switzerland hidden in the slip.
Wow! Who's going to Switzerland?
Take me too. Somebody take me.
Sure, ma'am. Buy all the bars of soap.
One of them will surely have a ticket to Switzerland.
Really? - We don't have to set up a shop with all that soap.
No, sir. Ma'am can use them for her bath.
And you'll get to visit Switzerland.
So, you mean there's a prize inside the soap, right?
Let it be, Dad.
We're not that lucky.
You've never even won Rs. 10 in a lottery.
What nonsense are you talking?
Sir, may I say something?
I have a gut feeling you will surely win a prize.
Just buy the soap.
Fine, give them to me. How much?
One bar of soap costs Rs. 10
but 'll give you the carton for Rs. 120.
He's selling at wholesale rate. - Gulzar!
I'm coming.
Cut all the bars of soap. Cut them..
Should I chop some vegetable too? Soap won't taste good.
You fool! You'll feed us soap, is it?
Gulzar, do as mom says
although we'll find nothing.
Hey! - That's what I meant.
You don't look so lucky.
Will you cut the soap or should I cut you?
I'll cut them. Give them here.
The bar of soap broke, there's a slip inside!
Let me see. - Hold this.
This is amazing!
The first soap you broke had a slip in it.
'Three days, four nights for four in Goa.'
Didn't I tell you you're lucky, ma'am?
You got a prize!
Lucky, my foot!
You were saying we'll get a trip to Switzerland.
This says Goa. - Listen to me.
What are you saying?
Goa is not a bad place.
Yes.
We've anyway never gone anywhere outside Delhi.
Why so picky and choosy?
Mom..
And see how lucky you are! I was just telling you
that your name will get picked.
Thank you. - You've never stayed with these unlucky fellows!
That's why they look lucky to you.
I'll give you such a tight slap that you'll become deaf!
I'll go to some faraway place.
Sir, I suggest that you share all your details with me.
I'll book tonight's ticket to Goa for you.
Sure.
Now, you are talking!
Wow! Your wedding lehenga!
Now, you'll have to wear this lehenga for your wedding.
Oh, my God! I can't wear it.
I want to wear a full golden lehenga.
I want to go full gold!
No, dear.
It's our family tradition.
On one condition! - Fine.
Even you'll have to wear the lehenga of the same design.
With obviously different measurements!
Come on!
Do you think your stingy dad will get such an expensive
lehenga designed for me?
That's true!
Do we need visa to go to Goa?
No, if you have the passport, you can manage over there.
Really!
Sir, greetings!
Greetings, dear.
Other than Delhi, have you gone anywhere else?
Gullu, we need time to go on trips.
And he doesn't have time.
I won't spare you!
Here you go, keep it in the locker.
Give me the shoe!
Who is it?
What's going on here? - Nothing, Dad.
He's saying that he doesn't have time to go on trips.
In addition to time, we should also have a heart. Nonsense!
I can hear loud voices from outside again.
Wait, let me check.
Wait, even I am coming!
He is a very stingy fellow.
On spending a single penny, he'll suffer a heart attack!
Nonsense!
What's the matter, Dad?
Your idea has worked!
Excuse me!
We are going to Goa by tonight's flight.
Go Goa! 'Bon voyage', ma'am!
Excuse me.. - Why?
Have you borrowed money from people of Delhi, ma'am?
No, ma'am.
We are going to Goa for a picnic.
Oh! Are you going for a picnic!
Where did you get so much money from?
Excuse me!
Who are you to ask me that?
We could have got the money from anywhere.
Leave it, boy!
They haven't gone anywhere until now.
You are talking to them!
And if someone else goes
they are seeing that and turning green with envy.
You are talking to them!
Actually, you guys turn green with envy.
Shut up, burning hen!
Mom, let it go. Just enjoy!
We don't talk to such shallow people.
Get lost, you irritable fellow!
Hey, you irritable girl!
You timid fellow! - You timid girl!
You jobless fellow! - You jobless girl!
Okay, bye! - Okay, bye!
Don't speak to the ladies and drive me crazy. Let's go.
Bye!
Listen, I am going to the shop. - Fine.
Serve my breakfast quickly. - Fine.
Come. - Let's go.
CP!
Our job is done!
They have to go to Goa! Goa!
Keep this inside!
CP, even I feel like going to Goa.
We can't do anything, Mom.
Not everyone is lucky like them.
G-Goa!
We'll have a blast in Goa!
G-Goa! Bless me, sir.
G-Goa!
We'll have a blast in Goa!
Goa! G-Goa!
Dad, Mom, hurry up! We need to board the flight.
After that, we need to even check in.
We may get late.
Are you leaving Delhi for good?
No, Gullu.
We are going to Goa. We are going to enjoy for a few days.
Some people will be envious. We can't help it.
Why would we be envious?
Because you can't bear others' happiness.
You go to Goa, London, or wherever you want to.
Why would we care?
Right. They are not going with our money.
They are going with their money.
We won't offer them money either!
Boy, we are ready.. - Excuse me..
Excuse me, Jaldi.
We are going to Goa.
If you want anything, call me.
Listen. - Yes?
Are you serious! I will get two.
Bye, ma'am! - Okay.
See you, creepy! Bye!
Take care of him.
I'll give you a tight slap! 'Take care..'
We are getting late. Come.
Bye, creepy!
Bye, sir!
Hey, get lost!
Bye!
Listen! Good riddance!
Listen, the inauspicious time is about to begin. Let's get in.
Finally!
Mom's lehenga!
In the dustbin!
Jitendra, I heard that
there are many English women in Goa.
Yes, it's true.
Hook me up with one.
Do all the English women look like my sisters-in-law?
If they aren't, make them.
I suggest that you should get married to an English woman.
And she will not refuse you, sir.
Stop it.
Because the time is good for you right now.
He is right.
You are very lucky at the moment.
What do you say, ma'am? Isn't it true?
You are right this time.
No one has ever been so lucky in this house.
He won the prize just by cutting a soap.
Soap opera!
You are right, dear.
Look at me.
Most of my life has passed by.
But I have never won anything.
It's extremely unfortunate.
Such a man should be so ashamed.
What?
I meant to say that.. - Wait a minute..
I remember everything now.
Mom, what had happened when you were born?
There was plague in town.
Nanhu.
Mom, when Nanhe.. I mean, when dad was born
what had happened?
Sorry, Dad. It just came out wrong.
It's okay, dear.
Many things have been coming out wrong for me lately.
What had happened, Mom?
Your grandma used to tell me that
when your dad was born, the roof fell.
The entire house collapsed.
Tell him what happened when he was born.
What happened? - When you were born
there was an earthquake in Delhi.
It means that we all are highly ominous people.
The main thing to think about is that
if we all are so ominous
then how did we get so lucky to win such a big prize?
Driver, turn the car around.
Hey, why should we go back?
Mom, my sixth sense is telling me
that something is wrong.
Oh! - What is wrong?
Dad, what if one of our enemies
is trying to kill us in Goa?
Which enemy would kill us?
Don't we have any enemies?
Do we have such a good relationship
with our neighbours?
Why would they want to kill us?
People even kill their family for property.
And they are our enemies. Enemy at the gate!
You are right, dear.
CP, are you wearing the 'Lehenga' already?
Yes.
Mom, tell me something.
Did you throw this 'Lehenga' in the trash can?
No, why would I throw it in the trash can?
But I found it from the trash can.
What are you talking about?
It's such a beautiful 'Lehenga'.
Fortunately, I saw it first.
Otherwise, someone else would have taken it.
Jitendra must have done it.
He will do anything to take revenge on you.
Forget about him.
Just tell me how I look.
I look good, don't I?
Mom, who was it that just screamed?
Did you hear the scream? - Yes.
Did it come from the old room?
That's what I felt too.
Oh God! What is going to happen now?