You..
I knew you'd come.
But I didn't know you'd come so soon.
We can't be sure about life.
What if I had come after 3 days
and you wouldn't be here?
I won't go anywhere. I stay home.
It's not up to you. - What?
I meant I couldn't be sure
what if I'd come later and you'd have left?
I mean.. What if someone from abroad
had called you there to make a nice painting?
I'll go change. Can I change here?
Get ready for the painting.
Make a nice painting of mine. Okay?
Okay.
Where is her outfit?
In what way do you feel he's like Hrithik Roshan?
'You are not God, nor are you my love angel.'
'Both of us are humans'
'then why do we meet under veil?'
Wow..
I think this poem
is older than you.
No.
I used to spend my evenings with these poems.
It was me, this poem
and loneliness.
Excuse me, is this a garage?
No, it's a zoo.
Then why have you set the monkey free?
Are you crazy?
I'll go crazy! Answer directly.
Hey! He's crazy
so he can't make sense.
Yes, you know me since birth! As if you helped in my birth!
That's why you know everything about me!
Why are you acting weird?
Okay. Then fire me.
Yes, tell me.
Were you the garage's owner?
What do you mean by 'were?'
No.. The way that guy showed attitude
I thought he's the owner.
Tell me what's wrong with the car.
It broke down. It's parked there.
I was returning.. - From where?
It can be any place. Why do you care? - Yes.
The car is parked there. It's damaged.
Take it.. - Jitendra..
I asked for it. Who went to get 'Chaturbeej?'
Gullu! - Yes, I'll get it.
When will you? You're blabbering.
What are you looking at?
Why are you staring? He's my dad, Jamwal Jindal
not Alia Bhatt. - I feel he's like Hrithik Roshan.
Me?
In what way do you feel he's like Hrithik Roshan?
Weird! I can only see darkness within him.
not light.
I'll thrash you.
Sir.
Y-Yes, me.. Yes.
Left profile..
Left? - Yes.
Look..
Wow.. Right..
This side.. Now.. Oh..
Oh, my God! I found him.
What's this ruse?
We are seeing.. - No, it's not a ruse.
It's my job.
I make ad films.
Sir, there's an offer. - For me?
It's one day's work. You'll get Rs. 15000.
Will you give it to me?
Rs. 15000!
This must be the painter's house.
Looks great! Artistic!
Hello? Yes, Dad.
You were conspiring against those people..
What are you doing? Where are you?
At the shop!
Oh, God! Then why are you yelling?
You'll ruin my efforts. Speak softly.
Yes, I forgot. Where are you?
Somewhere.. First tell me
is your work done?
Why are you speaking softly?
Oh, sorry. Is the work done?
Yes, the work is done.
Here. - Yes, Connaught Place. How are you?
Come to the point.
Your work is done. - I'm so proud of you.
Thanks, Connaught Place.
Listen, I'll come home. We will plan.
Okay. Bye. - Bye.
Mr. Sukumar? Is anyone there?
He called me here. He is missing, strange.
Yes?
Dear. You are here! - Yes.
But don't worry.
If you're punctual, so am I.
Last night, after you left
I completed the finishing work.
What are you saying?
Your painting is ready.
My painting is ready?
Yes. Your painting is ready.
You mean, my painting is ready? - Yes.
How did you paint it?
You came last night and got it done.
Did I come last night to get my painting done?
Look.. - Sir..
I'm a painter, once I see someone's face
I don't forget them forever.
Come, I'll show you your painting. Come.
This is strange.
I wonder if he's intoxicated.
Look at this!
This is my picture.
Any doubts?
It looks just like me.
It looks like my painting.
It's obvious.
You came last night and got this painting done.
Why is it torn? Where is the hand?
Sorry.
My dog, Johny
ate that portion.
What!
It didn't eat it
it tore it up and threw it.
Sir.
Can I be honest?
Yes. - I didn't come here last night.
Then did your spirit come here?
That, I don't know. But it sure wasn't me.
You must have been hallucinating
or maybe you made this painting from imagination.
I don't know. I have no idea.
If you permit, may I say
a few words.. - No.. Please don't say anything.
Listen to me.
I really like this painting.
So, may I take it with me, please?
Please?
But this is damaged.
That' all right.
It looks like an antique.
A collector's item. It has a vintage look.
It will suit my home decor very well.
As you wish.
Great! One more thing.
If you find the lost piece
please have it sent to me.
I'll tape it to the picture.
The damage won't show. Okay?
Sure.
Thank you.
Okay.
Cheers, my friend from my struggling days, Hari Singh!
Cheers!
You died with your dream of appearing on the silver screen
without having done any acting at all.
But I, your friend, will fulfil your dream.
You're celebrating as if you've got a role in a Hollywood movie.
What are you talking about, son?
You don't know.
Acting is my first love.
And your mom
fell for me after she saw my acting skills.
That's how, we fell in love. Don't talk nonsense.
Dad, you don't understand mom properly.
She doesn't care for acting, singing
or painting talent.
The poor thing only cares for a healthy bank balance.
Or just take her to a water park.
She'll bloom like a flower. - Oh, come on!
My dear, I'm talking about something else.
And you've caught on some other rant.
Of what use is your ranting anyway?
Will it help us?
People will make fun of us. - Wait and watch.
When I appear on the silver screen
people will be flabbergasted.
They won't be able to take their eyes off me.
You're absolutely right.
People will keep looking
surprised that they've never seen anything like you before.
You're right. - Wow!
Looks like there's a party going on here.
What is he talking about?
We're talking about your husband. - Hey!
Make him shut up
or I promise you I'll make him bleed through the nose.
Gulzar, you're being very sarcastic nowadays.
What's your problem?
Why do you insult people? - You see, it's like this.
I've had a difficult childhood
so I've become a bitter person.
That's why, I am so sarcastic.
I can't help it. - It's okay, you moron..
Stop it now. I beg of you, stop it.
Please don't worry..
I'm about to become a star!
I've been offered an ad film.
Hi, guys!
Sir! - How are you? - Sir.
God's creature, man!
He's the man.
He's the one whom I've finalised to model in the for your shop.
Look at him! - Listen, Director.
I'd much rather hire a beggar to model for my ad.
But I'd never hire Nanhe.
He'll ruin everything. - Right.
Sir. - Who do you think you are? As if you're a famous director
that modelling in your ad
will make him famous overnight?
Am I right, Dad? - It's okay, son..
You don't know, if Nanhe models in your ad
it will benefit you greatly. You know what I mean?
As if he's some great and good looking actor
that he'd benefit us!
How will he benefit us? Let him benefit his own family.
Excuse me! You have no idea.
There is a hidden talent
in Nanhe. There's a hidden artiste behind this face.
I only see a rascal when I look at him.
What! - Director.
Look, I don't approve of this model
for the ad for my shop.
He might be your best choice.
But this model will someday change
the future of your shop. Trust me! - Saifuddin.
Sophali.
Sophia. - Yes? - Let's go.
Hey, wait.. - Sir.. - Wait a minute.
Sir, I have a family to support!
My career crashed even before it could take off.
Puncture! - What a disaster!
My career is ruined! What a disaster is this!
Wow.
My daughter looks so pretty in the painting.
But who damaged the painting?
The painter's dog did. - How come?
Does the dog have no sense as to
what it should rip off?
If he did, he wouldn't be a dog.
That's true. For a change, you're right.
Yes.
Tell me something.
The painting is beautiful indeed.
The similarity is stark. - Correct.
But I don't understand one thing. - What is it?
Look carefully at the painting.
Now tell me if the painter could have
made this without seeing me in person.
Impossible.
Look at it.
It's accurate down to the finest detail.
Isn't it? - Yes. - But he made it without seeing me.
Although he claims that I went to his house the night before.
You did! - Of course, not.
What's wrong with you, Dad?
How did he paint the portrait if you didn't?
And if he did paint it without seeing you, I don't understand
how he managed to get this level of perfection.
Hey, how come you thought of me?
It's been a long time since we drank together.
Let's have a drink.
We just drank together last week.
You sponsored that.
You're sponsoring this? - Of course. Look
I got imported liquor for you.
It's not like I'd drink country.
That's why, I got this.
What are you buttering me for?
What would I butter you for? - Oh, I see!
A crow only hovers around the place
where there's a piece of meat. Got it?
Are you calling me a crow? - You're no swan.
Anyway, forget it. Listen. - What is it?
I need a favour. - Tell me.
The ad film for your shop..
I'll model in it.
So it all comes down to this. - Don't say no.
You owe me a drink. - How many do you owe me?
Anyway, forget it.
Okay, fine.
I'll hire you
to model in the ad for my shop. - Really?
But you must do something first.
Sign these papers. - Sure, why not?
I'll sign the papers but let me read them first.
Sure.
'I, Jamvant Jindal, in full alertness..' - Yes.
'In full alertness, I accept that'
'I have illegally occupied'
'Jaldiram's property.' - Yes.
What is this? - You got it right.
Am I the illegal occupant?
Nonsense! You're the illegal occupant on this property.
Don't talk nonsense, it's you.
You're the one, you rascal! - Shut up!
It's you. - You.. - Ouch!
What happened?
I sprained my back. - Is it? - Yes.
You were born upside down, right? - Everyone knows, I was.
Kick me in the back. - Okay.
Hold on.
Not so easily.
Now, we'll make a deal.
What kind of a deal?
I will kick you in the back
and you'll hire me for your ad in return.
Now we're talking!
'I might be trapped in a painting on the wall'
'but I am that mystery'
'which will change the destiny of this mansion.'