Oh, God! Please don't die. What will I do without you?
Why are you coughing so much? - No...
I wanted to start a conversation.
I wanted to give these flowers and thank you.
Which cemetery did you get it from?
I swear by Mr. Titu.
I bought them.
Sweet! Keep it there.
Tell me. What is it?
I just wanted to express...
My deepest! I wanted to thank you.
Because you gave my father the ad.
He seems every enthusiastic these days.
I have never seen him this happy.
You'll never see him again. - Did you say something?
I mean, oh my God! He's so amazing.
After this commercial he'll be the top model.
He'll keep getting calls from Mumbai. - Is it?
Fingers crossed. - Yes.
All the shoot takes place in Mumbai.
All the studios are in Mumbai so... - I know.
What nonsense! - What is it?
To and fro flights will be difficult and expensive.
Yes, Mumbai-Delhi, Delhi-Mumbai would be very difficult.
I know... - Yes.
You guys may shift to Mumbai.
Why?
Why should we move to Mumbai?
Your dad will have to work in serial, ads and films there.
You all will have to shift there eventually. - We'll manage.
Dad will take flights. - Well...
Air fares are so expensive. It will cost you, I tell you!
Right? - Yes.
What to do? He can't reach on time by bus.
We shall manage with flights until then.
Flight my foot! He can't even
afford to travel in a bullock cart.
Did you say something? - No, I was saying
the bullock carts were so in once
and now they're not to be seen.
Good old days! - Yeah!
'Your words indicate towards a sinister plan.'
'I'll soon find out what it is.'
Okay, bye! - Okay, bye!
Will travel by flight.
CP! Winner winner chicken dinner!
Why are you saying winner again and again?
Celebrate before the win!
Dear, what have you arranged? Everything okay!
Done? - Yes it is.
Wow!
Just tell me how you will get him to sign it.
Dad, I am a seasoned player.
My child!
Check if he's here. - Hold...
Go!
He's coming.
Come on. Hold on.
Dear... - Yes. - I had a dream last night.
What? - That I have become a model.
Is it? - Yes.
People are crowding around for an autograph.
Must be people you owe money to.
What is this? I am saying what I feel
and you're cracking cheap jokes.
Loan people... - My foot!
Who is it?
Hurry! The autograph!
Sir, auto! - He's no rickshaw driver.
Autograph! - Sir, autograph!
Me too. - A thumb impression.
Sir, one autograph please.
Come on! - Please!
You're a star. You made it!
The star of my shop! - Uncle, pose!
Uncle, pout! - Pout! - Kiss... - Oh...
How do you feel? - Dear
what do I say my child.
Even my son didn't do what you did.
Bless you, child! - Greetings, ma'am.
How do you feel? - Feeling warm.
Like barbeque.
It's obvious that rich people feel more warm.
Currency notes are warm.
Ma'am will be counting lakhs.
Yes, I've heard 2 lakhs per commercial.
Two lakhs?
My nephew is a big fan of yours now.
Everyone in his school is your fan.
They need autographs.
To make a collage out of it.
So... - Collage? - They will frame it.
Yes... - So sign it. Autograph I mean. - Oh...
Autograph here. Look ahead. - Smile!
This way... - Keep signing.
Look! Make a video now.
Look ahead... - Sign here.
Here.. - Look there at the video.
Great! Keep looking!
Keep looking!
Hold on. Let the air come. Need some wind.
We both need to head out.
Head out? - To the mall. To shop for brother-in-law.
Bye. - Bye...
Bye, Sister!
Dear, is the job done?
Dad, he has signed on the property papers.
Well done, child!
Great job!
They can't live here even for a day.
Call up Uncle Chakral. - Yes. - Such a fiasco! By God!
Hello. Chaks!
Come, boys! Unload the truck.
Come. You came the last time too.
Come. Good...
Oh, God!
Why do you even come here to work?
You don't do anything properly.
Worthless man!
'Hey, I'm not your servant.'
'I'm doing this only because of Titli.'
Why the heck are you looking at me!
Clean the table!
Why are you insulting me so much?
What happened?
You're no one important that you were insulted.
Have you given buses for hire?
Insulting him, he says..
What's the matter? - Where did you bring him from?
He doesn't do anything properly.
Hey! Do your properly!
Or just get lost..
As if I needed to hear that.
Come here.
I want all the tables cleaned, all right?
And everything there..
Arrange them properly.
Listen to me..
I suggest that.. - Jaldiram.
Go..
Amazing, Khushiram! Sit down..
Sit.. Hey, Bunty!
Yes! - Bring 'Chole Bhature' here! - Two plates of it!
Yes.. - What? I didn't eat even one plate of it last time.
That's fine. Listen to me.
Khushiram, I'm feeling strongly
that you've brought a good proposal for my daughter.
Don't break my hopes.
Look, Jaldiram
before hoping for anything
listen to me.
Tell me, then.
Listen
kids these days
are strange.
Did your kids do something?
I'm not talking about my kids.
Whose kids are you talking about?
I'm talking about your daughter.
Did my daughter do something?
Listen, don't worry..
Every father of all young women
should be ready to deal with
such situations.
Tell me what my daughter has done first!
Your daughter did what kids her age these do..
What do all kids do?
Marriage. What else?
Are you saying that my daughter has married?
Yes, she has married.
Have you lost your mind?
You're the one who has lost his mind!
Don't you know what your own daughter is doing?
Tell me, Khushiram
did she tell you herself that she has gotten married?
Would I make up something like this?
Would I?
Listen, come! Come with me.. - Where..
Just come.. - But..
But the 'Chole Bhature'.. - Let 'Chole Bhature' be..
Where to..
Come on.. - Where..
Come.. - Tell me..
Come..
Where are you taking me! - Come.. Sit.. - Tell me..
Okay.. - Sit here..
Sophia!
Where the heck are you! Come here!
Your wife has a good name.. Sophia..
Just sit there..
What is it? Why are you shouting?
CP!
What is it?
Speak now..
Mr. Khushiram!
Did you find me a groom?
Say now.. Say what told me, Khushiram.
'I don't want you to look a groom for me.'
'Keep in mind. My father shouldn't find out about this.'
What did I say?
Shut up! Say what you were saying about CP..
What did you say about me, sir?
I didn't say anything.
You're the one who said it.
What did she say?
She said that she had already married.
What!
Mom!
Pick her up, Dad!
Mom.. Darn.. Give me your hand.
Get up..
She's ruined our family's reputation.
Hey..
What have I done to humiliate you?
You got married without our permission.
Darn it! Such a bother!
I admit that I am eager to get married
but that does not mean
that I'd get married discreetly, Dad! It won't happen!
In fact when I get married
not just India but the world shall know of it.
So tell me now. Go on, tell me.
What can I say now, Jaldiram? She is lying!
I am not lying. I never did any such thing!
Sir, why are you doing this to me?
So swear upon your father's life and say it.
I swear upon my father's life
I never told you that I was married.
Why would I say that when I am not yet married?
Khushiram, you must've mistaken someone else CP.
I know that my daughter will never lie, swearing on me!
Yes, I just want to say
that you must find a good match for me.
I so want to get married!
I am dying to get married and.. - Have some shame!
Why is that? Is it wrong to get married?
Why did you both get married then?
It's a great thing to get married and I do want it.
So sir, please find a match for me. Please.
Khushiram, please find a good match for my daughter.
Yes.
My Lord.
This is case is akin to a helpless, alone
and old woman.
On who is holding on to the past and clinging to it.
One who seeks justice by the law
and yet she is denied.
Amazing! - Nice one!
You there!
You are here for a case and not for an audition.
Brother-in-law, it is by your actions, the case was delayed
or else I'd have wrapped it up by now.
Go on then! - Uncle, get on with it.
What? I must cut to the chase. Yes.
Come over here. Over here.
What is it? What happend?
I want to ask you something. Are you Gulzar?
I am Javed Akhtar.
But at the last hearing you said you were Gulzar.
I said the same for the one before that
and the one before that as well.
Ask me the same question again
and I will change my name in no time.
What is this? A courtroom or a ceremony?
What can I do when he keeps changing his names?
He has to do it.
If you keep asking anyone their name repeatedly
then they too will claim another name.
What is going on here?
Is this court set up for fooling around?
No, it is set up to get you all to vacate.
Lady, no one can ask us to vacate this house.
Not even your forefathers.
It is our house. And none can make us leave.
Look at you and then at the mansion.
You look no more than a servant!
Dad. - My dear.
They are calling you a servant! - A lowly servant!
Well, look who is talking!
Look at that weird hair of yours.
That makes you look like a plumber.
What do you think? - Nice one!
Excuse me, sir. - Yes, dear.
Plumbers and mechanics are from your family. like that!
You are lowlifes, scraping for pennies.
You think you come from a line of nobles?
My son is right.
Humiliation is your middle name.
You are the ones who get humiliated every time.
You are all being distracted from the case. Hold on.
Take your seats. Please.
Please get seated. I am so tired now.
Be seated.
It is not us but your client that is distracted from case.
Why did you have this court room set up?
If you want to brawl it out we are leaving.
Yup. - Let us go, Dad.
Hold on, sir. Please. no one leaves.
The hearing continues. Proceed now.
Go on show us. - By all means.
Go ahead, show it to them. What?
Brother, go for it.
Right about that!
Nanhe, I'll cut to the chase.
Pack your stuff and leave.
Why? - Why is that?
As your father, named your share of the house..
Which was never yours to begin with..
He named that for CP. What else can we do?
He is lying. - Dad. Relax.
You there, Mr. Lawyer. where is the evidence?
Show him the evidence.
You think we got no evidence?
We have evidence of everything.
There you go. Hold this.
You have to come closer.
Go on, take it. Please. Take a gander.
I never did that! I swear.
Dad, relax. - I must relax.
Relax. - I never did anything.
Mr. Chakral, it is a forged document.
Who forged these signatures?
Dimwit! Your dad signed these himself!
My dear son, she is lying.
This is not the signature of my father.
This is my father's autograph.
My father's authentic signature
as seen in the bank passbook..
Here it is.
But nice..
My boy warned me
that you all are hatching a conspiracy..
Plotting, planning.. You scammers!
My son is intelligent. - Thanks, Dad.
My golden child. - Thanks, Mom!
Sorry.. Grime. Better luck next time.
Goodbye, ma'am.
There they go!
They bit the dust.
I'd say, let's go.
Goodbye.
Khushiram.
Khushiram!
You! Did you come here to apologise
that you lied in front of your dad?
I didn't come here to apologise, Khushiram.
You made a big mistake by telling the truth to my dad.
There you go! Honestly..
You denied in front of your parents
and proved me a liar.
Whereas you yourself had instructed me.
Still I'm saying it.
I'm a married woman. - No! I'll not believe you.
I'll call up your parents right now
and tell them, that you are a characterless.
What..
What happened to the electricity?
Who are you?
I'm asking, who are you?
What!