Wow! Titli..
He's the man of my dreams I wish to marry.
You'll be worried sick thinking of him.
That's not a problem.
You'll be worried sick thinking of him.
That's right.
Isn't there a man who isn't involved with anyone?
There are many.
That works.
I need just one of them.
And then, I'll marry him.
Why don't you date him first?
It's the time for witches to hunt, Titli!
I won't find a boyfriend at this hour.
But if you continue these sleepovers
I'll find a boyfriend to marry soon.
CP, single, ready to mingle pose.
Oh, no!
I didn't realise she snores like a dinosaur.
It was her all this while.
You, dinosaur!
What? - Dinosaur!
Are you crazy?
Do I look like a dinosaur?
I'm not one.
I'm Diana Haydon.
No you're not.
But I love you.
Listen..
My throat is drying up.
You didn't bring any water tonight.
Do I have only one task?
I have a lot of things to do.
Well, please get some water for me.
Please get some water.
Please!
Hey!
Where is she coming from?
CP!
What are you doing here, Mother?
Well, I was getting your father some water.
Where are you coming from so late at night?
I went for a stroll.
I'vs asked you not to do that.
What if something goes wrong?
She is a stubborn girl.
Hey, Gullu!
Please make a list.
Note down
that we've to buy some grease.
And..
12 tubes
Do we have brake oil? We need that too.
Excuse me, poet!
I'm talking to you.
Hey..
May I have your attention?
Excuse me! Why are you disturbing me early morning?
Am I disturbing you?
I'm talking to you and you're busy sending messages.
It seems like a waste when we do it
but when you do it, its right.
Why can't our actions be equally important?
What are you talking about?
You're not a billionaire to direct people on texts.
This isn't work.
It's romance. You won't get it.
Is it? Who is ready to date you?
It's a new app called 'Nain Mataka.'
There are a lot of beautiful girls on it.
Is it?
This is what you do, you dirty boy.
What do you mean?
It's my age to enjoy, not to go on a pilgrimage.
Well, I'm not asking you not to do it.
You can't either.
You also find someone. You waste a lot of time.
That's fine. Tell me where is this girl from!
She is from London!
Do I seem like a fool to you?
Well, don't trust me. See it for yourself.
Wow!
She is a foreigner.
That doesn't matter.
She is a farmer's daughter
from Latur in London.
Isn't Latur in Maharashtra?
Hey!
Are you talking about Leicester?
I'm impressed.
You're well aware.
And you're trying to fool me.
Why would you feel that?
Because you're doing those things.
I'm falling in love.
That's okay. Why are you sad?
It's not me, but my heart.
Stop this nonsense.
It isn't nonsense.
Try falling in love once.
You'll lose your mind.
What do you mean by that?
I mean..
You'll enjoy life.
Well, I haven't done this before.
Nobody knows it, everybody learns of it.
How does one fall in love?
You don't look for it, it comes looking for you.
Stop talking trash.
How can it be an automatic procedure?
Has your heart ever skipped a beat?
No, that didn't happen.
I got scared watching a show of Crime Patrol.
What are you saying?
My heart has never skipped a beat.
Are you ready to fall in love?
I'll lose respect.
We'll gain some.
How will we do that?
We'll figure that out.
All right.
Okay!
Make an account for me too.
What name do I make the account with?
Use my name. It's my account.
Hey! Have you gone mad?
You mus never use real names.
Is it? I'm doing it for the first time.
But if I use another name
they'll run away.
Sorry but that's the truth.
You do have a wierd name
and people will run away.
That's all right. I have another name.
Use that. - Which one?
Habiba!
What? What kind of a name is that?
It's a lovely name.
Very stylish.
I'm very fond of it. I heard it in my childhood.
I don't want to make any comments in my name.
So use it.
Habiba! - Are you sure?
Yes. - All right.
Are you single or taken?
I'm single.
I don't have a boyfriend.
I'll go ahead with single.
The ones who have them still choose single.
But I really am single.
How educated are you?
Oh, my God! Titli! This is such a hassle.
Get done with the formalities.
Please fill it, you know everyhting about me.
You must lie too if you feel like.
You'll never find anyone.
And that is your fate.
Our fate!
Hey! I'm having a sore throat.
I must gargle with warm water..
It sure is warm..
Oh, no!
Excuse me!
You, freeloader!
Are you blind?
What's blocking your eyesight?
Hey, you moron!
Please see and walk.
You're arguing with me after your mistake.
Yes, like you're always right.
I'm right..
No, you're not. You're a pest.
And you're useless.
Is it?
Mrs. Sharma, your husband is a slow coach.
Broken motor man!
What's your husband named?
Jamvant! Why?
Because if he falls down from there
then we'll have to take care of that.
Is it?
Sophia, what do you call your husband?
Hello, Bijlidevi! - Hi!
People call me Titu!
No, that's not possible.
Because you're Ghasito, the pulling man.
That's right.
Did you have to embarass yourself?
I'd teach a lesson if he was the one talking.
I dare you to touch me.
Do you think I fear you?
No, he is brave. What can you do?
He does seem like that. - Yes!
Sophia!
I dare you to challenge me.
You don't know me well.
High ranking officers
also know me well.
You won't even come to know
where your husband has disappeared.
Get lost. You get back to work.
I'll see you later. - Get lost.
I'm off to work.
What are you saying?
He is threatened by me.
Yes, see how he ran away.
Scared enemies.
Tell me something. - Yes!
Do you know officers or were you lying?
You don't know me well.
I can be very persistent.
Oh, my stickyman.
What have you done? Meet me inside.
Leave me. - Come..
Let go. - Listen to me.
Congratulations!
Your account's name is Jugnu!
That's fine. Who's picture have you used?
Are you helping Tiger Shroff?
You must never use an original picture.
Why?
It won't be an interesting game.
You're right, Gulzar.
Once I like the girl, I'll stop the games.
I'm looking for a girl for you.
Take your sweet time.
Hey!
Such a waste!
Jijaji! - Yes!
What happened?
Look at this beautiful girl.
Have a look at this girl.
See!
Wow!
She is gorgeous!
Help me be friends with her.
I'll give Rs. 100 without asking a return.
Keep the money to yourself.
Have a sweet.
Please take it.
I don't want your money.
Should I name you in my will?
She's out of your league.
Why?
She has used a picture of an actress.
You shouldn't hurt anyone but you've done it.
Why are you hurt?
You must never lose hope.
What does that mean?
I mean that we must try.
Hey!
Someone has sent you a chat request.
Let's see what he looks like.
I don't know. It's a picture of Tiger Shroff.
I'm sure he looks like him too.
I don't think so.
A boy did the same with my friend
but when they met, it was a girl.
Oh, no! That's sad. Does that happen too?
That's exactly what happens.
Dear, God! Don't make a fool of me.
Well..
Go ahead.
I feel positive
in regards to this boy.
How can you be sure?
It's a gut feeling.
Should I go ahead and accept it?
Yes!
Well, all right.
I just replied to his message.
Accpeted!
Wow!
Jijaji..
You're a lucky boy. - Why?
Your request was accepted in one go.
That's great. - And she replied too.
I knew it since childhood
that I'm a different boy.
There is nothing to be so happy about.
It could be a kidnapper too.
What rubbish? - Yes!
A lot of rich boys get kidnapped.
Delete it..
Hey! Why are you scared?
Are you rich?
Dear, God!
I'm trying for the first time.
Please, let it be a girl.
You have started, that's a good sign.
Ask for her name.
It's mentioned.
Habiba!
Why don't you
talk about the beauty of her name?
Tell her how unique her name is.
No.. Tell her it's a very nice name.
Very nice name! - Okay!
Very nice name!
Hey! He says that you have a very nice name.
He has started fliring with me.
Say thank you! - Okay!
Ask him as to where does he stay!
Where do you stay?
Here it is.
She replied asking where do you stay.
Reply saying in her heart.
Her heart!
What is that? - Her heart.
Is it?
Well, he says he stays in your heart.
Wow!
Tell him I don't have a lot of space in my heart.
Here it is.
She doesn't have space in her heart.
Ask her to charge me rent.
Hey, he is being cheap now.
Why? What is he saying?
He is ready to pay rent to stay in your heart.
That's enough.
Oh, no!
He is crazy about me.
Well..
Let's tease him a little bit.
All right.
Such a waste!
Did you call for me?
My name is Inspector Gulati.
I'm very strict.
I don't fear the law.
Hey! I'm not scaring you.
I was going to hug you.
You're so cute and innocent.
You're so naive.
I must give you a kiss.
One moment..
I'll tell you..
I've murdered D'costa.
If love helps, one shouldn't use violence.
Rathee!
Yes, Mr. Gulati.
He has accepted his crime.
File a chargesheet against him.
And put him in the locker.
Let's go. Push him in..
Mr. Gulati.
You hug is dangerous to a criminal.
Delhi is famous for 2 things.
One is Khanna's buttermilk and second is me.
Yes, sir!
You're only one in Delhi
and there is no comaprison.
I have no competition
to defeat me.
True!
That's absolutely right.
All right. Update me of the case of Khushiram.
Well, Sir..
We've found the CCTV footage of his family.
It's live footage.
Wow, Mr. Rathee.
I'm so happy.
Come to me. - No..
You wet me with your kisses.
You're my best subordinate. Come.
Way to go!
Open the laptop.
Yes..
When did the murder take place?
In the night!
Forward it to the night's footage.
Sorry..
Wait..
Freeze it.
Zoom in.
Zoom in more. It won't cost you anything.
Stop..
Well, Rathee.. - Yes!
This face is familiar.
She is Jaldiram's daughter!
Her name is..
Sarai Kale Khan!
You're so innocent.. Come.
Well, do me a favour.
Get the car ready!
We have to go to Jaldiram's house.
Hurry up..
On one side, the souls are free..
On the other, the dark ones are looking for you..
Tell me, where will you hide!
I'm everywhere.
My ill-deeds surround all.
'What does the CCTV footage show?'
'At the time of the murder'
'you were seen entering and exiting.'
'What?' - 'Hello, Sir!'
'He's a cute boy. When was he born?'
'There was lightning and he was born.'
'What procedure is that?'
'You're a lucky pigeon.'
'I'm a human, Sir.'
'If he's calling you one, then you are one.'
'I'm not a pigeon.'
'Yes, you are.'
'I'm not a pigeon. - 'You are.'
'No!' - 'He'll shoot you.'
'Yes, I'm one.'
'Please, come..'
'Why did Jamvant take the cop upstairs?'