Even I really want to.
Shall I go for it?
The bathroom's over there. You can do it there.
He is talking about saying a poetry.
She is so stupid.
Yes, go on. Do not hesitate.
I am hesitant about one thing.
People might find it offensive.
Then let it be. Chaturi, go ahead.
Me? Okay.
'It was a nightingale across the sea, I thought it's parrot.'
'When I miss you, my heart cries secretly.'
Wow..
Wow!
Hashtag, wah-wah pose.'
Wow.. - Wow..
I don't know what's wrong with this generation.
They is all they can think of.
Not really. You don't know this.
When I was young..
I was very flirtatious.
I used to shoot my poetries at girls
whenever they used to pass by me.
Listen. Stop talking so much.
You can't even utter a word properly.
Is it?
Are you challenging me?
Yes.
All right.
Do this.
Ask that sofa next to you to move.
Do not say that.
No. I mean..
Listen, please take her to walk around.
All right. Mom, please go.
Go, walk.
This elephant is going to cause some rampage.
What did you say?
Why are you doing this? He is just asking you to walk.
He isn't asking you to dance.
Please do it.
All right.
Okay.
Go for it.
Oh! She finally got up.
Very good.
Amazing.
That was so good!
So, here I go.
'I bear the beautiful torments of my wife'
'with a smile.'
'I bear the beautiful torments of my wife'
'with a smile.'
'Yet, I cannot stop myself from saying this.'
'You pass like a truck on me..'
'And I get crushed by you like hay.'
Amazing!
Thank you.
But I have never taken pride in my talent.
Very good..
Sit down.
If you don't take my revenge
I won't spare you.
Greetings, ma'am!
Hi!
Please hug Nanhe once.
Why should I hug him?
Do you see that?
You are acting as if you've been asked
to hug a ghost.
What did you say?
Because my dad is handsome.
There's nothing as such.
Then what is it about?
In font of all? No.
We listened to you. Now it's your turn.
Okay, there you go.
Oh! That reminds me of these lines.
Why do you hug your husband?
Look at me once.
Do not scratch.
Wow..
So here I go. It is requested.
Go for it.
'I have engraved my love's name in my heart.'
Really?
Name printing, you know..
'And some have resolved to defame me.'
Name sinking.
Wow! That's so deep.
Isn't it?
Stop praising her.
I mean, I was just praising her.
That's not going to work on her.
"If you boil the milk.."
"If you boil the milk, it will froth."
"If you dance like this in rain"
"it will cause fire all around."
"It will cause fire."
"I am a cracker. I am a bomb."
"My gaze is enchanting. I steal everyone's heart."
"I have many who click my pictures secretly."
"Once I turn up to look at them, it causes thunderstorm."
"I am the hot topic on the social media."
"Not just kids, but even the old men are mad about me."
"You caused fire in rain, and my heart goes crazy."
"Listen, the beautiful one.."
"I did not.."
"I did not sleep for whole night as I went crazy.."
"You caused fire in rain, and my heart goes crazy."
"I won't let you.."
"I won't let you sleep for whole night"
"as I have gone crazy."
"You caused fire in rain, and my heart goes crazy."
'Enough of celebrations.'
'Now I should do something to separate them.'
Very good.
You will now regain consciousness only when
when you find yourself swaying in the bus to your native.
Is it poison which you are adding in it?
What happened? Why did you get scared?
Are you adding intoxicants into 'thandai'?
Then why did you say that I am adding poison in it?
When did I say that?
I asked you if you are adding intoxicants into it.
How do you know that?
I also know from where you have got it.
One will be drunk for long after consuming this.
You know everything in detail.
Because I know you very well.
Forget all that.
Just give me one glass. I will make it easy for you.
How?
Just give me. I will give it to brother-in-law.
Forget it. You seem to have befriended him.
You are the most beloved to me.
Give me that glass.
If you give it to Mr. Nanhe
he might get suspicious.
Have you come from Lucknow?
No?
Then how come you are being so well-behaved?
This is so bad.
I am telling you not to waste your time.
Give me the glass.
Now you have come into character.
Go, do the job.
Listen. I have intense pressure.
Give this to Nanhe. I will be back.
"You caused fire in rain, and my heart goes crazy."
What's cooking, good looking?
What are you doing, dear?
It's good that you are here.
Give this 'thandai' to the fatso..
I mean, give it to Mr. Nanhe.
Can I have it?
You can make another one for dad.
No. This is exclusively for him.
I am thirsty. You can make another one for dad.
I said, it's not for you.
Why are you being so aggressive? Have you contaminated it.
Cancel it.
I don't want to murder anyone and end up in jail.
Please give this to Mr. Nanhe.
All right.
Make one for me as well.
But make sure it's extra sweet.
'It seemed like you shared a very sweet bond.'
'But once this 'thandai' goes in'
'it will turn that sweetness into bitterness.'
Come.
Where are you taking me?
You are going to have fun. Just come.
So you will make me have some good fun. - Sit here..
I will make you have some good time.
Wait a minute.
Here, take this.
You are a magician.
You kept it hidden.
The lid is with me. The bottle is open.
Come on, have it.
All Hail the one who made it..
Come on. - Go for it.
Amazing..
Nanhe.
Nanhe?
That's your name. Why are you calling me that name?
Is it my name? - Yes.
Then what's your name?
'Looks like he is too much drunk.'
Listen, Nanhe.
I want to share something with you today.
Go for it. - Okay.
You are my favourite actor.
Which great movie of mine did you watch?
I have seen your best work in your worst films.
You have delivered your best in your flops.
Hey..
What..
Oh, no..
What do I tell you?
Nanhe, listen to me. Why are you crying?
My wife.. - Your wife?
Yes. - What about her?
She ruined all my career.
But how?
She told me that I won't work in movies.
But why?
She said that I will act well, girls will go mad about me
and I will leave her.
I have left working in films.
No. You should have gone ahead
with your career in films.
Who would have taken care of my wife then?
I would've taken care of her.
Oh, God!
Every woman should get a brother like her.
Give me a kiss.
'I must take his signatures'
'before he loses all his senses.'
I will go now.. - Nanhe, I want to make a movie.
I am thinking of giving you lead role in it.
I want to make your career.
Please sign the contract once.
Will you give me a role?
No..
Just sign the contract once.
Forget about the contract.
I can even sign my death certificate.
Get it.
Take it. Sign this contract.
Let me sign it for you.
I can do anything for you.
You seem so happy, Brother.
Even you will go mad if you hear this news.
There is a good news.
Is it? Was there an earthquake in our enemies' place?
It's actually tsunami there.
What are you saying?
Brother-in-law has fit it at the right place.
I don't understand those complicated words.
Tell me clearly as to what the matter is.
Sister, brother-in-law got the signatures
of his son-in-law's father..
What are you saying?
Sister, you are so stupid.
What are you saying?
That's true.
Brother-in-law got the files signed by Nanhe.
What are you saying?
Yes!
Oh, no.
There's only one bathroom in this house
and even that is always occupied by Ms. Bijli.
Stop..
Don't do that.. - Why.. - She's pushing you from there.
Why are you dancing?
What you have done today is something
even our ancestors couldn't.
Hold on. How did you come to know it? Tell me.
Brother-in-law
I told her.
Do this.
Stop practicing law and become a postman.
Brother-in-law, I'm the one who'll present the evidence.
Who will let you even get in there?
Rubbish.. - Shut up!
Look, Nanhe has signed these papers.
Keep them safe.
If they get misplaced..
What will we show in the court?
As if I don't take care of things.
Go, hide it in the almirah.
Talk slowly.
Do you want everyone to come to know that?
You don't have to yell for that.
Go, hide it. 'Go, hide it.'
Hold on.
Nanhu.
Nanhu, look, you're making the bed dirty.
Go and have a bath.
Sister, greetings.
Sister?
You can't call me sister, Nanhu!
Nobody addresses his wife as sister in joy!
Why are you doing this, Dad! - Exactly.
Hey
Munni from Dharampur!
He is my sister's son, my nephew. When did you come?
Who is Munni from Dharampur?
She is your aunt, Son.
She used to live in Delhi earlier. At Laxmi Nagar.
Every third day, she would come, like a guest appearance!
Munni 'bibi'!
He is calling her Munni 'Biwi', Mom!
No, Son. It isn't so.
A sister is also called as 'Bibi' in Agra.
Not 'Biwi', as in, wife!
Why are you confusing me by saying such things!
I want to go to sister Munni.
I'm going. I miss sister Munni!
If you miss her, we'll call her here.
We will call sister Munni here.
Why are you sobbing!
Sister Munni will come.
I will make her sit on an elephant.
Then, I will take out a procession.
Fine, do it. Calm down.
You're busy planning a procession for aunt Munni
and your enemies are planning
to take out your funeral procession!
What nonsense are you saying!
Whatever I am saying is for the well-being of our family.
And if I stop talking, we'll end up on the streets.
What do you mean?
Yes, be clear, Gulzar. What do you mean?
Ma'am, your husband
has made sure that we get destroyed!
What?
How?
Your enemies got him intoxicated
and made him sign the property papers.
W-What!
'Give this 'Thandai' to Mr. Nanhe'
'with some extra almonds and pistachios.'
Oh, no, Mom.
We are doomed.
They got your husband intoxicated
and made him sign the property papers.
Son, my husband is also your father.
The extent to which he is high
looks like he must have taken his time
to nicely sign the documents!
If I was in your place
I would have pushed such a father in the well!
Hey, Kalicharan's son, when did you come!
And did your goats get sold or not?
He owns really nice goats. Nice and white!
They give such nice milk.
Hey, crime!
Hey, 'Crime Patrol'!
Where is she patrolling today?
Hey, 'Crime Patrol'!
You cheat! Your traitor!
You stab in the back! You're a traitor like Jaichand!
Come out, 'Crime Patrol'!
Oh, come on.
Why are you shouting at this hour? What happened?
And who is Jaichand?
Jaichand was a traitor of the highest level.
So what do I have to do with him!
He was a traitor and so are you.
All traitors are the same!
Hey, how am I a traitor?
After biting, the snake is asking, 'When did I bite!'
Sometimes, you call me a snake.
Now, you're calling me Jaichand.
First, decide what do you want to say.
'What do you want to say!'
You called me a friend but deceived me.
You got my innocent dad intoxicated
and made him sign the property papers!