Listen..
Will you stitch a 'sherwani' for me?
That's difficult.
I will try.
If not a 'sherwani', I can surely stitch a hanky for you.
All right.
You can take my measurement before you leave.
Chest, 136.
Stomach, 172.
Waist, 136.
That's so amazing.
Did you see that?
He took the measurement just by looking at me.
Listen. Take her measurement too.
I can't tell her measurement.
My father will.
Oh! Family of tailors.. Royal Scissors..
Hey.. Shh..
It's Jija.
Come.
What happened?
The entire plan got ruined, Dad.
What happened?
Your son ruined the plan.
It's all ruined, dear.
Get out of the character.
And why are you blaming me?
How did I ruin the plan?
You wouldn't have taken the measurement properly.
She got angry and hit you.
Jija.. - Mom, he is lying.
I didn't even touch her.
Yet, she got angry on me and slapped me.
Did that hurt you?
It hurt me very badly.
My cheek has become numb.
Whatever..
But now we know that Mr. Jaldiram hides the key
of the almirah inside his underwear.
Oh! That's so bad.
Very good! What a news!
Now wait and watch.
Jaldiram tricked me into
signing those papers.
Now just wait and watch
as to how I take that key from him.
But let me go.
You can do anything then.
Now look at your tantrums.
Go from the backdoor.
Jaldiram's family shouldn't get an idea.
Or else, you know the consequences.
The 'Kheer' you make..
Get lost! - I will get you that from restaurant.
It was tasty.
He isn't stopping.
Hey, what are you saying?
I was just saying that..
You are someone with a lot of drinking capacity.
No, I am not.
Really?
Make another for me. - I will make it now.
I got you.
Make it. - Hold on.
No problem.
What happened?
Guys, come.
He is gone.
Wow, that's amazing!
It's all because of you.
Listen, skinny man. Hold this.
What?
You can't call me with that name.
Mr. Gulzar, hold the other end.
My brave father..
Take the key from his undergarment.
Okay?
I will take it now.
Sophia.
Did you find anything?
A lot..
What all?
I have found all that which they didn't find
even in the excavation of Mohenjo-Daro and Harappa.
Have you got skeletons too?
Not them, dear.
Then let's inform the archaeological department.
Shut up!
Sophia, I love you.
Look on the other side.
Got it..
Did you get the key?
I didn't get the key.
What else are you are searching for?
I am searching for the key.
I want the key at any cost.
And that's what I am unable to find.
It must be tied to the lace. Check it properly.
He has no lace in his whole body.
Then what's holding his under garment?
He has no undergarment.
Does that mean he doesn't have undergarment on his body?
Where did the key go then?
Did he drop his under garment somewhere?
He has to wear it to drop it.
And I think he never wore one.
Then where did the key go?
How do I know? What are you saying?
I think he became suspicious about us.
Come, let's leave him to his room.
Or else, Ms. Sophia won't spare us.
Come.
Come on, lift him.
Come here. - Come on.
Oh, my!
The key is now with us.
The whole room is stinking.
Did you gulp the whole bottle?
You can't even respond to me properly.
What is that?
Can't you be with me even after drinking a whole bottle?
Don't you like me even when you are intoxicated?
I don't want to be with this man even for a moment.
I am going to sleep with my daughter.
I spent my whole life waiting for this man.
I will sleep with CP.
The door is open.
I don't like all this.
Okay. Quiet. Come.
Sophia.
Sophia, do not be upset with me.
Today, I will make sure
I make you happy.
Sophia..
Sophia, I will turn all your sorrows
into happiness today.
Sophia.
Whenever I hug you
I feel like I am hugging two women.
Sophia
do not take my feelings lightly.
Control yourself.
Sophia
you always misunderstood me.
But I love you a lot.
Sophia, I love you.
I love you..
Sophia..
You belong to the family of dacoits.
You shoot bullets with your eyes.
I know.
You hit me like a bullet.
You are very cute.
You are very beautiful.
My Sophia..
Come soon.
What?
What were you doing for so long?
Thank God! He was drunk.
Or else, I was almost..
What should we do about the properly upstairs?
Just give it on rent. We will get money.
No. Not at all.
I will create a scene
if you do that.
We will get not less than Rs. 2 lakh as rent.
Dad. - Yes. - You may have forgotten
we have waited for years for this property.
Dad. - Yes. - I was wondering
the trash box opposite to our shop
on the ground floor.. - Yes..
Let's get it vacated. I mean, it stinks.
Yes.
Hey!
Don't raise your voice. - Right.
You're the owner, anymore.
He's acting too smart. - Right.
We're the owners of this house, now.
That's right.
Miss..
Don't fly too high, miss.
You will fall down, soon, miss. You know skyfall, miss.
I won't, miss.
You don't worry, miss.
Greetings, ma'am.
Oh, hi. - Do write us the letters.
Well, listen, I was saying..
Yes, tell me. - I was saying
the farming land they have on the terrace.. - Yes.
Just give me that part.
Why? Would you do farming there?
I won't do farming there. - Oh!
I will hang Nanhe's effigy there
and hit it hard, all the time.
Wonderful, Brother-in-law..
By the way, I hope you've heard that saying
the cat dreams of chicken
the snake dreams of egg.
An elephant dreams of sugarcane
and Jaldi dreams of me.
Wonderful.
That's right.
After all, everyone has the rights to dream.
But Mom, it's not necessary
that all the dreams come true.
Right. - My son is so intelligent.
Come on, Dad. - My golden child. - Mom..
Hey, just tell me, what are you trying to say?
Just tell me, what are you trying to say?
Hold on.
I will surely show.
Ma'am, please turn your face, once.
What are you going to do?
Here!
Hey..
Nanhe, listen..
Hear me out, Nanhe..
Hold on..
Hey..
Look. It looks the kids
are grabbing the money at the wedding.
They're quite disturbed.
Dad!
How's that possible?
Dear, I have no idea.
How did he get these documents?
How did he get the keys!
I'm serious. I know nothing.
You look quite fresh, Mr. Jaldiram.
I think you've had a good sleep in the night.
Hey!
So, sir
you fell asleep on the terrace, itself.
I think yesterday's brand didn't suit you.
Were you lying drunk there in the night?
Dad, I swear, that's such a problem!
How could you..
Why do you drink so heavily?
Hey, what are you asking him?
He drinks as if he has never drunk, before.
What mess have you created?
Well, mister.
Your pot of sins that you're carrying on your head
that's where I got this key of my destiny.
Hold on.
Here. You can put it.
He seems to be checking once again.
Your reign has been stolen, sir.
Hey, I will give you such a tight slap
that your face will be swollen.
What are you saying, sir?
You were embracing the two of us in ma'am's place, yesterday.
Now, you're threatening to slap us?
But I love you.
Hey!
Hey, Gulzar!
You're snoring in the peak afternoon. Move.
Is it a declared public holiday, today?
Should I shut the garage?
Jitendra
I had a bad dream.
What was the dream?
Ma'am. - Yes.
The police is pulling Mr. Nanhe.
Brother-in-law
I have already approached the law.
The police may be here, anytime.
Mark my words! I will send all of you into the jail!
Uncle. - Yes.
Have you thought of any plan?
There's nothing to plan, anymore.
The police may be here, anytime.
All of you start your drama as if you're crying.
That the theft has taken place at home.
Sister. - Yes. - Even you pretend to cry.
That will be of help. You never cry!
Cry at times.
Ah!
I'm robbed. I'm destroyed.
I had gathered every penny.
I had gathered every penny for my daughter's wedding.
Those thieves have robbed everything!
Right. Even I feel like shooting those thieves!
No, ma'am.
Definitely not.
If you take law into your hands
then, your soft hands
will have the handcuffs.
Then, sir, please do something.
Rathi. - Yes, Mr. Gulati.
Bring the pen, paper and the inkpot.
I'll write my heart in your name
Oh, mister.
You may discuss these things later.
A theft has taken place. It would be better
if you take down the complaint. You're talking, unnecessarily.
Yes, we're noting down the complaint.
So, tell me, what's stolen?
Hey, buddy, you..
Are you out of your mind!
You don't have any common sense?
What items may be stolen?
It must be the jewellery and the cash.
Am I right, ma'am?
Yes.. - That's right.
Both jewellery and the cash is stolen.
Okay.
So, can you give some details of the jewellery?
Well..
You see that painting there?
All the jewellery I'm wearing in that painting
are all stolen.
Is that your jewellery?
Of course, they're mine.
All that's mine
is yours.
All that's yours
are mine.
The police is pulling Mr. Nanhe.
What's his crime?
For eve-teasing other women.
I did guess this.
Nanhu, I was sure you'd do this to me, someday.
Mom, who are you listening to?
He said something and you're believing him?
I'm not saying any random things.
My dreams always comes true.
You will believe me
if the police comes here, now.
Hey!
What are you guys discussing?
I feel like showering you with the kisses.
Sir..
Hey!
Hold on.
You just come and fall on me, all the time.
Sir, just look at their faces.
Rathi!
Yes, sir.
You are under arrest!