So, Jaldi, how are you?
I'm fine, but you don't seem good to me.
What happened? - You've become a pauper.
You stole half a litre of milk. - What are you saying?
If I steal all of it, what will you add to your tea? Beer?
I still have a soft corner for you in my heart.
To heck with your soft corner! Merciless!
No, you're ill-mannered. Absolutely..
Stop your nonsense and park the scooter.
She means you're disfigured.
Ma'am, you look like Madonna.
She means you're old.
Ma'am, you're Michael.
Okay, you have tea. These people are united.
I'll go on my rounds.
Hey, you're a rat!
Come down right now, I'll thrash you! - Come on!
Oh, my stick.. - You are..
Your Majesty. - Your Highness.
Everything seems fine. Bye.
Your Majesty, I feel like we're surviving on your mercy.
What is it? - CP, I want to get down. Hey..
CP, this is too much. You scared me.
What happened? Is my riding so bad? - Of course.
And you were making claims that while you ride..
The pillion can even play chess.
The way you rode the scooter today
all the pawns of chess would have flown away.
Let it be. Why don't you get the road in our area repaired?
What's the problem with the road? - It's uneven.
Really? So you want a soft road like a heroine's cheek?
Like a hero's cheek.
CP, you're forgetting that they have beards.
I'll manage.
Hi, CP. - Hi.
CP, since we had that argument over milk the other day
I feel like there's a tension between us.
To get rid of that, as a gift
I've brought fresh milk for you from the cow shed.
As soon as you drink it, you'll have a nice smile on your face.
Sweet, but I don't drink milk from the cow shed. - But why?
You see, I heard your dad say.. - Oh!
Since dad used to drink milk from the cow shed
you thought that if you drink it too, you'll..
What's so funny? - Isn't it funny?
There's nothing to feel bad about.
No, you get irritated when someone mocks your dad.
Drama queen.
I don't get irritated with everyone.
Hey, isn't this a bit too much? - I'm not stupid.
But he seems genuine this time.
What happened? Is your friend instigating you?
Naughty Titli!
No, please, it's nothing like that. What rubbish!
Take a sip of milk. Come on. - Why? I'm not a Goddess.
Why should I take a sip? No, please, I don't want it.
Hi! - Shut up!
Sorry about that. Look, CP, the other day, you accused us
of stealing milk from your house.
So I'll have to pay you back.. - Okay, fine.
Come on, good girl.
Very good. Good girl.
Nice.
Let it be. Stains of milk on your beautiful face
indicate my fortunate life.
'Stains of milk on your beautiful face'
'indicate my fortunate life.'
'No, I won't drink it. I don't want it.'
'I feel nauseous when I drink milk.'
'I promise you, you won't feel nauseous. Come on.'
'You had a fever all night. Don't be stubborn. Come on.'
'Drink it quickly.'
'Stains of milk on your beautiful face'
'indicate my fortunate life.'
'Come on, finish it.'
Listen.
Finish this milk.
Your bones will get stronger with the calcium in milk.
God forbid, if you were to meet with an accident
your bones will bear it. Bye.
Bye, Titli.
Wasn't he being too sweet?
Stop your nonsense and park the scooter.
I'll do it.
I'm sorry.
Should I make bottle gourd for lunch?
Yes, but make it spicy, okay? - Okay.
Here he is. - Hello, ma'am. - Oh, hi.
I'm right here. You never visit me.
Visit you? What does he mean by that?
You have the list of meanings. - Do I? Oh, here it is.
Visit.. It's not here.
We don't know. Continue.
Ma'am, how may I serve you? - Oh, nothing really. Thank you.
If your hospitality is done, can we come to the point?
Yes. - You cheap man!
Your daughter
knocked my son over with her scooter.
She broke his backside.
Yes. In short
your daughter injured our son. - Yes. - What?
Oh, wow! When did this happen? - What!
He's getting happy as if
his daughter won a race
on her scooter. Nonsense!
You're right, sir.
You see, I've won many races on my scooter.
Why did you knock my son down?
I didn't knock him down on purpose.
I mean, my scooter just happened to
follow him and..
It just happened. I didn't do anything.
What!
Oh, dear! Jeetendra..
Oh, dear. - Mom..
Good Lord.
Look what she did to my son.
CP, are you trying to say
that the scooter knocked me down on its own?
Yes.
CP is right.
What..
What are you saying, my golden boy?
Yes, Mom.
It's not her fault. - What!
I came in front of her scooter.
What are you saying, son!
I think even he's lying, along with this girl.
Your family has the monopoly over telling lies.
It's not like that.
A million liars must have died
before every single member of your family was born.
You're right, this is a family of liars.
Why are you..
Sir..
I'll shower you with flowers.
He means, he'll throw mud at you.
If you shower us with flowers
we'll shower you
with currency notes.
He's politely calling you a street dancer.
We'll shower you
with milk.
Wow.
He's passing a comment at your mom.
I see.
Please calm down, everyone.
Keep it going, pal.
It's such a pleasant exchange, don't stop them.
I'm enjoying this, carry on.
CP is not at fault.
She's a very responsible person
and she rides the scooter well too.
'I think Jeetendra is out of his mind.'
I'm touched, you know.
Touched with what?
I was completely mistaken about that guy.
I even knocked him down with my scooter.
But he only said nice things about me.
So, I'm touched. - Really?
That's great.
You should celebrate.
You need not act smart, okay.
CP, you're the one acting smart.
What did I do? I'm just appreciating the poor guy.
Why do you have to do that?
What do you mean? Come on!
He could have taunted me in front of everyone
but he did nothing of the sort
In fact, he only said nice things about me
and saved me from embarrassment. Be happy.
CP, you're forgetting, he's your enemy?
My experience clearly says
that he's not good for you.
And my experience says
I don't care what you have to say.
You're just saying that because you're jealous
that he praised me and not you.
Fine, marry him then.
What nonsense!
Being impressed and marrying are two different things.
Really? Good for you.
And God bless you. I'm out of here. You be happy.
Okay, fine! Leave, I don't care.
Because you know what?
He praised me because I deserve it?
Whatever!
Almost done.. - That hurts.
I'm so dead.
You won't die that easily, the sinner that you are.
You have an answer for everything, don't you?
Save some sarcasm for credit.
Everything runs on credit in your family.
Spare my words at least.
Stop sucking my blood, will you?
I'm in a lot of pain.
Should I foment it with some booze?
Come on! You idiot..
What sort of treatment is that?
Who treats back pain with booze?
Booze can heal every kind of pain in the world.
Someone is desperate for a drink.
Stop talking nonsense. - I'm talking nonsense, is it?
Am I? What about what you said downstairs?
You were praising Ms. CP.
You embarrassed your parents.
Shut up!
I didn't embarrass anyone.
This is a plan
that I hatched in my sharp mind.
I will make sure that CP and her family
are evicted from this mansion, 'Rani Kothi'.
Or else, I will change my name.
Are you conspiring?
Conspiring! Aren't you ashamed of yourself.
I've lost all respect for you today.
Shame on you..
Like I care what you think of me.
I want to acquire this mansion for my parents.
I owe them a lot.
My grandparents
passed away waiting to usurp this mansion.
I owe them a lot too.
I hardly care whether you respect me or not.
Do whatever you want.
Gullu.. Sorry.. Gullu!
That's enough..
I'm fine now..
Jai Hind, Officer Gulati.
You're here, Rathi?
Good, I was about to leave.
Tell me something, what's the update on those morons?
Things have normalised, Gulati.
Who will say 'officer'?
Sorry, Officer Gulati.
Ever since you levied a fine
for abusive language on those two families..
So, how much did you collect? - Collect what?
The fine money they've paid for abusing each other.
How much did you collect?
I was coming to that, if only you'd let me finish.
Sorry, Officer Gulati.
They don't hurl abuses at each other anymore.
Then do they felicitate and praise each other now?
Somewhat like that.
They speak very politely to each other.
They only address each other as 'sir' and 'mister'.
Oh!
The zenith of etiquette was when
they called each other bird of heaven
and pet rooster. Just imagine!
I'm going to kill you, Rathi!
I'm the only child of my parents
Officer Gulati. - Shut up!
They're abusing each other in code words
and fooling us.
We'll have to keep a close watch on them.
"Oh, my beloved, why do you trouble me so much?"
"Stop it."
"Being stubborn doesn't suit you."
"Why are you being so stubborn!"
O' God!
What kind of a dream was that!
Whom was I killing?
No. Nothing has happened.
Ouch.
Three.
One..
One, two, three.
Three, two..
Wow.
Good morning.
Good morning, Gulgule.
What are you up to?
Buddy, I'm performing dips.
Right now, your hips aren't ready to take dips.
Don't exert too much.
Good morning.
Wow.
Were you working out?
Good morning, Connu.
Well, I'm just trying.
That's great.
One must always keep trying.
One must never give up.
Wow. Philophosical talks!
Did you say something, Mr. Gulzar?
No. I just said that Ms. CP is doing philophosical talks.
It's philosophical.
Not.. Whatever you said!
Okay. My bad.
Well, what brings you here right in the morning?
I came to talk to Jija.
Really?
Go ahead, Connu.
Actually, I've come to say sorry to you.
Sorry?
For what?
Did your memory get affected along with your bum?
As she bumped her scooter into you yesterday
she has come to apologise to you.
Connu can't hurt anyone.
No. I did hurt you.
Hence, I'm sorry. Extremely sorry.
It's okay, Connu.
It wasn't your fault.
There was an issue with the accelerator.
Sometimes, the accelerator gets stuck at one point.
Is that so?
Exactly.
The same problem has happened with my scooter.
I'll get it fixed. Don't worry. Sorry.
You will get it fixed?
I've opened my garage for you downstairs.
I'll fix your scooter lovingly.
Really?
Really.
Look..
Thank you so much, buddy.
It means a lot.
I'll bring my scooter to your garage.
Anything for you, Connu.
'Flowers blossom when two people are in love.'
'But in your case'
'there will only be thorns.'
'Only thorns!'