Good morning. Wonderful! You're exercising!
Why have you come here early in the morning?
Actually, I came to apologise to you. - It's okay.
It wasn't your fault.
The problem was with the accelerator.
Well, sometimes the accelerator gets stuck at a point.
My scooter had the same problem.
I'll get it repaired, don't worry. I'm sorry.
You'll get it repaired? I've opened a garage for you.
I'll repair your scooter myself, with love.
Well, to be honest, you're not at all like I thought you were.
What do you mean? - I thought you were an absolutely
ill-mannered, useless, good-for-nothing
and careless man who doesn't help anyone.
But no. You changed my thoughts.
And I suddenly respect you a lot now.
Really. - Great. Congratulations.
At least someone respects you.
Wonderful. Someone has rightly said..
'I see respect for myself in these eyes.'
'This is what I like about you.'
'This guy is so cool. He's so caring.'
'Despite all that happened, he's being so sweet to me.'
What happened, CP? Why are you quiet?
No, I was lost in thought, but..
I'll bring my scooter to your garage for sure. Okay?
I'll leave. - I'll wait for you.
Yes, sure. Okay, bye. Thank you. - Don't say bye.
It hurts.
Okay, so I'll leave. - Don't say you're leaving.
It's an ill omen. Say you'll be back soon. - Same.
Okay.
Bye, CP.
Disgusting.
Your daughter shouldn't have hurt my son.
Your son and you are useless. - You're the one who's useless.
Have you forgotten who your father was?
He was a scrap dealer. Nonsense!
Don't irritate me. You're the son of a beggar.
Don't you remember how your father roamed around with a bowl
begging on the streets? I'd give him alms.
I know everything. You're a flirt.
Even though you're married, you look at other women.
I'm warning you, don't cross the line.
Look at you blushing!
Fine, I won't discuss that topic.
But I'm very upset about what your daughter did.
Hey, you! I understand you're upset.
I'm telling you, make a horoscope for your son.
His planetary positions don't seem aligned.
What are you saying? Why would my son's planets not be aligned?
That's because he's an idiot. - What did you say?
All I'm saying is, let me see your son's horoscope.
I'll set everything right for him.
I'll never show it to you. You might spoil things instead.
Listen, that reminds me, get some games. Let's play.
What about your games?
I don't know what's going on with me.
What about you?
Well, I'm fit and fine. - Really?
I have 200 marbles. Tell me if you want them.
Rs. 100 per marble. - Hey, listen!
Listen, get your son's horoscope checked. Understand?
Tell me if you know of a priest. - Listen to me.
I know a priest, Ramdayal Sharma.
He plays the harmonica and the horoscope.
I mean, he studies horoscopes. - Really? - Yes.
Listen. - Yes. - Do you want to play?
With marbles.
Hey, you. Useless flower.
I hope I'm not disturbing you.
First of all, learn to talk with respect.
My name is Gulzar. - You think I'll respect you
just because your name is Gulzar?
Whatever! My name is Gulzar. - Okay, Gulzar.
Do I pay you to win video game championships here?
As if you've been paying me a lot.
You're the one who lives in luxury more than us here.
I see you every day, eating meat and 'Rotis'.
Meat and 'Rotis'? Have you lost your mind?
It's been years since I even saw meat.
I'll tell you what, take up a job at a restaurant.
Hey, you. Useless flower.
Can you get me a job there? Do you know someone?
Yes, the owner is my dad's friend.
Tell me, should I recommend you? - Yes.
Excuse me.
There's no need for that, CP.
This beast will eat all the meat of the restaurant.
It's nothing like that. He's lying.
I disappear the minute I smell meat.
Yes, disappear now. Go find spanner number 6.5.
Yes, your garage is huge.
It's going to take very long to find spanner number 6.5.
Take your time.
You've brought the scooter. - Yes, here it is.
Your scooter.. Turn it on. - Sure?
You must be well acquainted with the scooter.
Well, you could assume
that I can decipher what's written in the letter
only by looking at the envelope.
What do you mean? - I mean
I can guess the contents of the letter. - Oh, nice.
So, what can you decipher from this?
Well, looking at it, I feel like
there's a problem with the accelerator.
What's the problem? - It looks like the screw is loose.
Yours? - The accelerator's.
Come on. You're not answering back
or getting irritated these days. It's no fun.
No, CP, don't be disappointed.
Actually, these days I feel that I no longer have
the capacity of being angry.
I feel like loving only.
Well, saying such things doesn't suit you.
You're underestimating me, CP.
All I'm saying is, being angry is futile.
Everyone must only love each other.
Tell that to yourself first.
He's always very rude. - Don't worry, just relax.
I know how to teach him a lesson.
What did you say? - I was saying that
you're a good person.
And you? Are you a good person?
Check it. - Your hands are dirty.
You know
before the beauty of your face, everything else seems tainted.
'Before the beauty of your face, everything else seems tainted.'
'Hey, why are you repairing the cycle?'
'Look, your hands are dirty.'
'You know'
'before the beauty of your face, everything else seems tainted.'
'Before the beauty of your face, everything else seems tainted.'
Is it done?
It's done.
Okay.
There you are. He's done for.
Hey, you cruel man! Where are you? Come out!
You insolent man! You scoundrel!
Where are you? Your daughter hurt my son again.
Hey, you rascal! Hello, ma'am.
You mean nothing to us. - That was a good one.
Ms. Bandit Queen. Ms. Witch. Where are you?
Come out.
I'll make you hear something.
You look like a fool. Why are you acting as if you're dying?
You're not dying.
Let my enemies die and go away.
Ma'am, I want to say.. Hello..
Even I don't consider you to be worthy.
In that case, why don't you get lost?
Same to you.
Your husband looks like a rotten fruit.
In that case
you look like a rotten watermelon. - Yes.
You're talking nonsense..
I'm saying.. What?
They are here..
Nanhe.. Look. He's here. - I saw it.
Oh, Sarkare-Aleem..
What does that mean?
It means the family is foolish.
Huzur-e-wala.
He is taunting you.
If I'm Huzur-e-wala
you're Janab-e-wala.
What does Janab-e-wala mean?
He said what my brother said to you
due to which you ousted him.
He has stooped too low.
You're my friend.. - Oh.
And dear one.
You're like my family.
My support and my source of help.
He has gone too far..
Do you see? The two families love each other.
Not love.. They're abusing each other using code words.
So what do we do?
We can't impose a fine on code words.
You're right.
Rathi. - Yes.
Visit them now and then
and keep an eye on them. Okay?
Until they speak using such code words
the neighbourhood kids won't be harmed.
Let me see until when they will speak using code words.
At some point, they will go back to their old selves.
When they do that, impose a fine on them.
Okay.
'What is happening with me?'
Hi..
The milk would've boiled over. What are you doing?
I'm very upset.
What's wrong?
I don't know. A while ago, I went to Jitendra's garage.
In order to get my scooty's accelerator fixed. - Yes.
So it got fixed, right? That's good.
Yes, it got fixed.
But there was a mishap.
What?
The girl who broke your back for the second time..
You want to impress her!
She's doing it intentionally.
I saw it. I was there.
Even if she's doing it intentionally, I'll endure it.
I'll even risk your life for this mansion.
I didn't do it intentionally.
I honestly feel you did it on purpose as he's your enemy.
Why do you say so? I swear by you!
Yes, swear falsely by me! I don't
matter in your life, right?
Shut up! Hey!
Do you think I'm a liar? And that I'm lying?
Get out!
Whatever..
Sorry. Don't go out..
I'm very worried.
She's a dear one.
If she struggles while taking her scooty
it doesn't feel good, Gullu.
I'll fix Connaught Place's scooty.
Some learned people said it.
What did they say to you?
That when one gets a hard blow.. - Yes.
Brain starts functioning properly.
But here, it's the other way around.
Hey, fool! Don't try to guide me.
I know what's right
and what's wrong.
What are you doing?
You increased the pain of my injury.
What happened? - I had a strange dream.
It was terrible. - What was it?
I was sleeping in my room. - Okay.
I opened my eyes suddenly.
Then I moved towards the haunted room.
I opened the room after mustering courage.
And I entered the room.
There was a room
that was illuminated with the red bright light.
What I saw after that was.. Oh, God!
What did you see?
I was killing someone!
Oh, God! I got scared.
I mean.. The picture that is in our hall.
The vintage look one.. I looked like that.
I was stabbing
mercilessly.
Can I tell something? Hope you don't mind. - No.
Shut up! I don't do all that.
Better start doing that. I'm telling you.
You're not doing it properly.
Can I come in?
Just a moment. Go, Gullu.
This ice pack is hot.
Go cool it down.
Go soon and come back later.
Go. - So, Gullu? What?
How are you now? - I'm alive.
One second. I'll help you.
Okay..
You're very caring.
Your state is miserable.
I'm really sorry.
It's completely okay.
No, it's not okay. This happened because of me.
But let me tell you. I didn't do it intentionally.
I know it.
You can never do it to me intentionally.
Right?
Yes.
There was an issue with the clutch. - What?
The accelerator was fixed, but there's an issue in the clutch.
The clutch control.. - Yes.
It was not okay.
And I got hurt.
By God's grace, I didn't crash into the wall.
No.. That's true.
But this is not right.
So, I'm really sorry.
I'm feeling extremely guilty.
It was my fault. I couldn't do..
I don't know.. I couldn't control it.
No formalities in friendship.
It's not your mistake.
I swear by God.
It's his mistake.
You don't know to fix the scooty.
Then why do you take the responsibility?
You came back soon.. The ice.. See, it's not proper.
I want it to be more cold.
So where were we?
Milk..
I've brought turmeric milk.
You'll feel much better. Please..
But I'm lactose intolerant. I'd told you.
Don't force me. Please.. - No. I think..
Please don't.. - You should totally have it..