It's a juice of beetroot and carrot.
This is my favourite juice.
What's wrong?
Why are you crying?
Nobody ever served me such a juice.
Don't be so nice. I'm feeling bad.
I hurt you and you're being emotional for me.
Even I was standing behind counting on it.
Are you feeling guilty now?
No.
Now I'm feeling even more guilty.
Because you know what?
I had no such intention
yet it hit you so badly.
I don't understand. I'm feeling very..
Even I was standing behind counting on it.
I hadn't expected this would happen with me.
Right?
You're badly hurt.
What do I say, CP?
There are a few delicate body parts not to be touched
but I got hurt.
I'm sorry
but weren't you wearing ample protection?
Helmet, pads, gloves, etcetera.
Then how come you got so badly hurt?
Well, my fate is such
that L guard was the only thing I was missing.
Then it was bound to hurt bad
but why didn't you wear it?
I'd planned to.
I'd even took it out on the table.
I don't know what kind of people there are.
I mean they don't even leave someone's L guard.
Hey, boy.
Hey, Dad.
Hi, Mr. Nanhe.
It's okay.
Dear, have some almonds.
'My L guard?'
Come on, have it. What are you doing?
Look, I've brought a new bowl.
It has such a nice structure. Look.
Here, have it.
Have it.
Where did you find this bowl?
Well, your mother must've brought it.
Here, have it.
Come on, take it.
No, I had juice. You carry on.
Dear, would you like some?
Oh, no. Thank you.
Have you gone mad?
You're considering such a serious thing a joke.
Which serious thing, Dad?
That Nanhe, Bijli, and their son
all are serpents.
Is it a serious thing?
Do you think it's a joke?
Dad, if you'll tell a 21st century girl
about shape-shifting snakes then it will sound ridiculous.
This is not a joke!
Lower your voice.
If they hear you, they'll bite you so badly
you won't even be able to drink water.
Sorry.
Listen, dear.
Taking everything as a joke can be dangerous sometimes.
Dad, please. I don't believe in this.
Let's not discuss about this. Please.
But had you seen what we saw
you would've fled to your grandpa's place.
Are you sure it was Ms. Bijli and Mr. Nanhe?
Yes. How many times do I have to tell you?
Then maybe they are the serpents
but their son.. No.
He can't be a snake. Please.
Have you done research on snake?
No.
Then how can you say so confidently he isn't a snake?
Well, it seems from his demeanour that he is not.
Did that girl in the movie seem like she was a serpent?
Mom, Dad has gone mad.
Quickly take him to a psychiatrist. Please.
Shift him there.
My daughter is telling me to..
Fine, stop crying. I'll test him.
How?
Let's have Bunty play the clarinet
and if Jitendra moves even a bit
we'll understand he's a snake too.
'Let's have Bunty play the clarinet'
'and if Jitendra moves even a bit'
'we'll understand he's a snake too.'
Shall I? - Quite.
Sir, shall I?
Where do I start and finish repairing this car?
It is in a critical condition.
My brain will give up repairing this one. Nope.
Shall I play?
No wedding procession has arrived
that you're being so eager to play the clarinet.
Stay quite!
Oh, will you stay quiet, Dad?
Let me observe him.
Then I shall tell when to play the clarinet.
Will you find out an auspicious time?
Seriously?
Listen, what piece of junk have you left here?
No, listen.
Listen to me.
I won't be able to do it, dear.
I don't have that much time.
Take my advice.
Sell it to a scrap dealer
put in some more money and buy a brand new cycle.
Bunty. - Yes?
Now. - Okay.
Pal, I don't have so much time
so turn this junk into new.
Wait..
Just a second.
Who is this snake charmer now?
Nothing is happening.
That's the point. Nothing is happening.
"The serpent died waiting."
"It's been long I heard your clarinet."
"The serpent died waiting."
Dad, I'm compelled to believe
that Jitendra is a serpent.
Run!
Oh, dear!
Such puny lizard
made a brave boy like me dance.
What's wrong? Will you say something?
Can't you see the girl is in a shock?
CP.
CP?
CP..
Why are you shouting?
What's wrong?
You people were right.
He's a snake.
Did you see, dear?
While you thought my ideas are filmy.
No.
But how can this be?
I've seen Jitendra since childhood.
He doesn't look like a serpent.
Dear, even I've seen Nanhe since childhood.
He's my childhood friend.
Did I know he's a serpent? Tell me.
You even tested him.
Yes. He even danced.
There's no scope for doubt now.
But how can this be?
What else do you think?
See the clarinet music
is dear to the serpents.
That's why they dance hearing it. - Yes.
But where is it written
that only snakes can dance on clarinet tune?
Even I can.
Don't talk rubbish.
Only snakes can dance to clarinet tune.
If only snakes dance to clarinet tune
then why do humans play them?
So that they can make the snake dance.
Oh, God. I mean if clarinet is the snakes' thing
then snakes can go, play by themselves.
Dear, how would a snake play clarinet?
Well, just the way they can dance they can play it as well.
Don't discuss these crazy things with me.
Listen, I'm not able to believe it yet.
Let us confirm in the night again.
Yes, because if Jitendra is a snake
he must be sleeping in his true form at night.
Why are you taking this risk, dear?
What if he bits you?
Don't worry. There's no risk in it.
And at night..
How does it matter, dear? Why don't you..
Sofia, why did you shout looking at me?
It felt suddenly a snake came.
Snake came?
I mean you came.
Greetings, serpent.
What?
I mean greetings, Ms. Bijli.
What's the matter, Mr. Jaldi?
You took long to say my name.
Where's Mr. Nanhe, ma'am?
Well, he's nabbed a rat.
Why has he nabbed a rat?
Because the rat is big and fat.
And it has troubled Nanhe many times.
Is it a rat or elephant?
No, it's a rat.
Actually, whenever Nanhe jumps at it
the rat slips from under him and he falls.
What else can you expect of him?
Sorry?
Ms. Bijli, how may I help you?
Oh, yes.
Do you have that..
Mousetrap?
Do you?
Yes, let me get it.
Ms. Bijli, sit..
What's the matter, Mr. Jaldi?
You took time to say this as well.
Just like that.
Actually, Ms. Bijli, I have a friend
there are many big rats in his factory.
I see.
He has a machine to trap rats.
With that he catches several rats together.
If you want, I can talk to my friend.
Wow! Of course. Do that.
Fine, I shall talk to him.
Yes, talk to him.
We have to make do with the small mousetrap for now.
How many rats do you plan to catch today, Ms. Bijli?
Well, as many I can.
Here, Ms. Bijli.
She's back.
It's really small. It's not going to be of any help
but thanks anyway. Thank you, Ms. Sofia.
Bye, Ms. Sofia. - Bye, Ms. Bijli.
I think they're going to have rats for dinner.
We can only find out tonight.
'Let's confirm at night again.'
'If Jitendra is a snake'
'then he must sleep as one at night.'
What if the car fell on you?
Hey.
Connaught, it's you.
Why are you saying
such ominous, scary things in your sweet voice?
Oh, no.
I was just asking.
I mean, you have a risky job
and then I saw you under the car
so I was scared.
That's why I asked you. It just occurred to me, you know.
Sorry if you felt bad.
I'm really sorry.
No. Don't apologise.
You shared your feelings with me.
I really liked it.
As far as the risk is concerned
what will happen even if the car falls?
I'll be smashed.
What's the point if a poor man
doesn't even take risk for six meals of a day?
Hey, you're not poor.
Rather you'll soon have goldmines to yourself.
Forget such joy. Right now it's time for him to be sad.
Hey! Watch your mouth.
What wrong did I say?
Leave it.
Don't engage with your servant.
You'll feel bad if he says something wrong.
Just..
I must say, Connaught.
You care for me a lot.
Of course I would.
After all you're my..
I'm what?
What is it?
You're my neighbour!
There.
And you were having big dreams.
What do you mean?
No, ma'am. Nothing.
The smart ones have understood
and those who haven't are Nanhe's child.
As of now I'm going to give these clothes to the washerman.
And tonight I shall get together
with my servant friends.
Your family is funny.
In these times
wherever you get fun from you should just take it.
Then come. Let's have some fun.
Well, I'm ready. However you want.
Great.
Then let's do this. After dinner
let's go to have Ghissu's ice cream.
Okay, done.
Ghissu's ice cream has been my favourite since childhood.
Really?
You know when I was a toddler
I've been eating his ice cream since then.
So at what time shall we leave?
No, leave alone from here
and reach by 10:30.
I'm going to my friend's place right now.
So I shall meet there directly at 10:30. Okay?
Don't be late. All right?
Okay, bye. - Shall I drop?
No, thank you.
Okay, bye.
Don't say bye, Connaught.
It hurts.
Say you'll be back.
Nanhe.
Bijli, come, show your magic.
Nanhe, please.
Why are you feeling shy? I'm your husband.
Things we have to do for our children, Nanhe.
I feel embarrassed.
What are you saying?
What's there to be ashamed of?
He's my son.
For him not just snake
I'll even become a whale.
Listen, consult the priest before all that.
Yes, you're right.
Let me call him and discuss.
Calling him right away.
It's ringing. Wait.
Priest, we've done everything that you'd said.
Good. The priest is happy.
What do we have to do now?
Now wait.
What?
I said wait. I'm telling you.
Okay.
He asked to wait.
What's the name of the boy?
Jija.
What?
Since when did I become your 'jija', brother-in-law.
Priest, not you.
My son's name is Jija.
The priest got confused.
Oh, okay. Took bath?
No, my wife has just bathed. She's putting on some cream.
I'll be smashed.
Have you taken a bath?
Listen, take a bath then I'm sending you a mantra.
Chant it ten times. It'll be beneficial.
Which mantra?
Yes, close your eyes and..
Chant this ten times and see the difference.
Okay, Priest. Eight times, right? Fine.
Okay.
Well, I'm going to take bath.
Wait a minute.
There's no water as I took a bath.
Then how would I take a bath?
Do this. Call a ceasefire and ask for two buckets
of water from your enemy neighbour.
Well, he's a pauper. What can I ask from him?
I'll bathe in his bathroom. Just watch.
Hey, stop.
Why are you doing this?
Why are you fighting with him?
It's a matter of our son. That's all I can think of.
Do you understand? Don't stop me.
The priest has given a mantra.
I need to chant that.
I'm going to take a bath. All the silly excuses.
Hello?
Zorawar?
Brother Zorawar, I'm missing you so much.
Yes. Well, I'm saying..
Are you out of your mind?
I'm talking to my brother not some stranger.
I know you're talking to your dacoit brother.
My enemy neighbours are already giving me a tough time
and you want to add to the trouble.
I'm not inviting him.
As if you're not.
The way you were telling your dacoit brother
that you're missing him
he'll come here running.
You seem to have so much problem from my family members.
Yes, I do but understand why.
I have a problem due to their
past of being dacoits and robbers.
Chakraal is still fine.
He's educated and that too because of me.
He turned out good due to my values.
Aren't you being too noble today?
Oh, come on.
What do I say?
I'm fed up of my neighbours.
Honestly I'm venting my anger at the wrong places.
You see if you vent that anger on me or my brothers
I'll smash your lungs.
I'm going to take bath.
Listen, I'm feeling restless due to the faults in my stars.
I'm having a strange feeling, you know?
Very much.
Jaldi. - Yes?