I'm getting a strange feeling.
Really strange.
Jaldi. - Yes?
I..
Greetings, ma'am.
Greetings. - Ma'am, what's wrong?
You got so scared as if I threw a grenade at you!
Listen, are you going to have a bath?
Y-Yes. I was about to go and have a bath.
Why have you come here?
There is no water supply in my bathroom.
That is always the case.
Ma'am, did you murmur something?
No, she didn't.
Go to my bathroom, take two buckets of water and leave.
No, that won't be fun.
Then how will it be fun?
Buddy, let's have a bath together.
No, I won't do so.
Oh, come on. Let's go. - Hey!
No, he won't have a bath!
Ma'am, you must not be knowing.
The two of us
used to have a bath together
at the Surajkund reservoir.
He used to sit on my shoulders and I would be sitting down.
Right, buddy?
Hey, we were kids then.
Oh, come on. We haven't stopped bathing.
Listen, you have a bath first. - No.
I'll have a bath later. - No..
No, we'll bathe together. - No.
Ma'am, we are having a bath. - Wait.
No..
Oh, come on. - No, don't take him with you!
Come on. - What's wrong with you! - No!
Wait.. - Listen..
Ma'am, send a towel.
Just one.
Hey! L-Listen.
O' God!
Now, this snake will bite my husband!
What should I do?
Gullu.
Gulel.
Hey!
Gullu!
How about this one?
Why are you asking me about it?
I'm a servant.
You're the master.
'Don't listen to the servant.'
'He might land you in trouble.'
Our choices won't match.
Wear whatever you wish.
Hey, Gullu
are you hurt due to something?
If you take your sister-in-law's words to heart
how will our family live happily together!
She isn't my sister-in-law.
She may be your sister-in-law!
And I'm not hurt due to her.
I'm hurt due to your cowardice.
Watch your words, Gullu.
Don't use such words for me.
Or else, I'll give you a tight slap.
You were right there! You saw everything.
Why didn't you say something! You were right there!
Hey, it's okay, Gullu.
Try to understand. I'm trying to woo her.
Couldn't you find some other girl!
Enough, Gullu.
Enough is enough!
I've given you as much of my personal details as I could.
If you wish, try to understand.
Or else, just consider that I'm falling for CP.
Now keep quiet and help me out
in choosing a shirt.
Wear whatever you feel is nice.
Look. How about this green one?
What say?
You'll look pathetic in it.
Hey
black?
I'll look smart in this, right?
You'll look like a thief in black.
Look, Gullu
either suggest me properly which shirt should I wear
or shut up and leave.
Here. Wear this.
This purple-coloured shirt will suit you.
Wow, my friend.
You chose such a nice colour.
This colour stands apart.
I like this colour a lot as well.
This colour is so pleasing to the eyes, right?
'I like this colour a lot as well.'
'This colour is so pleasing to the eyes, right?'
You're looking so nice.
This colour suits you a lot.
I like this colour a lot as well.
This colour is so pleasing to the eyes, right? - Yes.
Hey, why are you feeling shy, like a woman!
Don't you remember?
We would cross Surajkund by sitting on a buffalo.
And do you remember?
Once, when you were drowning
I had sat on a buffalo and rescued you.
Then, I'd crossed the reservoir by sitting on the buffalo.
Yes.
Then, a local journalist had written a headline.
What was it?
'A rhino was rescued by being made to sit on a buffalo.'
T-This was the headline.
Don't you remember?
I had saved you from drowning.
No, not me.
I just came along.
It was Pratima Bhatia who had dived first.
As she started drowning
I dived to impress her.
As I started drowning too
you dived.
Then, I saved the both of you.
No, not the both of us.
You just saved Pratima Bhatia.
I just caught her veil and came up along.
That's right.
Oh, wow. Pratima!
Where is she these days?
She lives in Chanakyapuri.
Come on. Let's go and meet her!
No, you may meet her.
And if you want to gift her something
give her a set of artificial teeth.
She lost all her teeth.
What!
Pratima is toothless?
She has become totally toothless.
Oh. Forget about Pratima.
Do one thing. - What?
Apply some soap over me.
It's been so long since you've done that.
Oh, come on. Do it.
Wait, I'm doing it. - Wow.
Come here. - Wow.
Apply some soap.
You're just too good, buddy.
O' God
Nanu!
O' God, protect my husband.
O' God, protect my husband!
O' God.. Hey!
What happened?
I'm talking about your father.
His life is in danger!
What happened to dad?
Who has dared to harm my dad!
Our neighbour, Nanhe
took out his fangs and dragged your dad inside!
He took dad here? - Yes.
Why didn't he run away?
He was planning to run away.
But Nanhe grabbed him and dragged him away!
God knows what must be happening with dad inside!
Your dad is a coward. He might surrender himself.
No.
Dad is really stubborn.
He won't give up. He'll make the other person surrender.
I'm sure about it.
Turn this way. - Yes.
Keep your other hand ahead.
Your hands have the same magic that they had in our childhood!
I know.
Hey..
Oh, no!
What is happening! He is..
What happened?
Help! - What happened?
He'll bite me!
Relax! You're fine..
Death was right in front of my eyes in the bathroom.
And you're telling me to relax!
But what happened inside?
Have you ever seen a python?
A fat python? - No.
Yes, I have. - Wow.
Just the way a python breathes in and gulps his prey..
Yes. Then? - Then, to digest it, it wallows on the ground.
He is doing the same!
Nanu!
Nanu, you forgot your towel. Nanu..
Greetings, ma'am.
Oh, hi.
Hello, everyone.
Good morning.
Good mourning.
What?
I mean, good morning.
Where is Nanu?
He is wallowing in the bathroom.
Wallowing? What do you mean?
A-Actually, he said to me, 'Let's bathe together.'
I refused but God knows why, he insisted
and he dragged me to the bathroom.
Later, I don't know why, but he started wallowing.
What do you mean? Where is Nanu?
He is the bathroom, ma'am.
Nanu!
Oh, no!
What's going on! I don't understand.
What else! Two snakes are slithering inside!
Nanu!
Na.. Nanu!
Nanu!
Hey!
Ms. Sophia, you didn't tell us that you bathe using sandalwood.
Not with sandalwood but a sandalwood soap.
Oh, no.
Nanu is allergic to sandalwood. Look!
His body starts itching.
Hence, he was rolling on the bathroom floor.
Come on, Nanu. Nanu?
Nanu!
Ms. Bijli is lying. - What!
He isn't allergic to anything.
As soon as he smelled the sandalwood soap
he started wallowing.
Just the way snakes do on grabbing a sandalwood tree.
What! - Yes.
Oh my God.
Dad. - Yes?
We must keep a close eye on Jija's room tonight.
Gullu..
I'm going to the ice cream parlour.
Shut the garage.
Okay?
There is no Gullu here.
Tell Gullu to shut the garage.
My name is Gulzar.
My beloved, Gulzar
shut the garage.
Don't worry.
Don't worry about anything.
I'll handle everything.
You're my dear brother!
You go and chill.
Go.
I will handle everything.
What's the matter?
You seem to have forgotten me.
Neither do you send a message nor do you call.
And now, you're saying, 'Not all all.'
Are you wearing anklet bells?
Where is the sound of anklet bells coming from?
I'll call you back.
Some lady is here.
Who are you, ma'am?
Your misery. - What?
Do you know Pappu, the laundry guy?
Oh, the one who irons for us? - What?
I mean by clothes.
Are you Pappu's wife?
No.
His sister-in-law?
Yes.
Pappu never told me that he has such a valuable asset.
What did you say!
What?
I was saying that
your neighbour, Rawat.. - Yes.
I wash and iron his clothes.
So this is a sack full of his clothes.
Actually, his house is locked.
It'll be so troublesome to bring the sack again in the morning.
So can you keep this sack?
What? - Think of it to be my property and keep it.
Keep it close to you.
Sure, I'll keep it.
So, where should I keep it?
Oh my heart.
Take it!
Why do I think that you're having a slip of tongue!
Actually
I ate the banana peel along with the banana.
Ma'am
if you don't have a problem
you can come back tonight.
Well, I don't believe in tomorrow.
God knows where will you be
and where will I be!
When you smile
it feels as if someone has kept colourful pebbles all around.
God knows where is she!
Whom are you waiting for?
My buffalo.
She had left from home at the right time.
But she hasn't arrived yet. Will you find her?
Yes, I will find her.
Can you tell me her number?
Do you guys put number plates on a buffalo!
I'm already bored.
At least, come now.
Whom are you calling?
My little goat.
Sunita.
She isn't coming. I'm calling her out.
Okay.
If you get some spare time from cattle, call a human too.
What?
It isn't the sound of my legs.
Do you hail from a family of dinosaurs!
I will call my brother and complain about you
that you called me a dinosaur!
Shush! Don't create a drama now.
He will doubt us.
Shush! Come on.
'So can you keep this sack?'
'Think of it to be my property and keep it.'
'Keep it close to you.'
Happy?
Oh, my love!
You're looking great!
Thank me for listening to you.
You will thank me later.
Is that so? What is going to happen?
You're looking hot in the attire a shape-shifting snake!
Oh! - I feel like romancing you.
Oh, shut up, crazy.
What's so crazy in that!
Yesterday, we got dressed this way for our son.
Today, be a snake for real.
Come, bite me.
Hey!
You're still so mischievous.
You still haven't witnessed my mischief!
Witness it now.
I'll play some music. Where is my phone?
Just wait and watch.
Listen, keep the volume low.
Otherwise, if Jija and Gulzar wake up, then..
Tonight, only their father will be all awake.
Brace yourself.
"Run the track, run the track."
"Run the track and never look back. Let me say."
"Run the track, run the track."
"Run the track and never look back."
"Run the track, run the track."
"Run the track and never look back. Let me say."
"Run the track, run the track."
"Run the track and never look back."
"And we twist."
"We twist.."
"And we twist."
"We twist.."
"And we twist."
"We twist.."
"And we twist."
"We twist.."
This boy is holding the snake as if its his girlfriend!
How times have changed!
Didn't I tell you?
That Jija is a snake.
A little snake!
Did it shed some light?
It shed a lot of light, Dad.
Now, I can only feel darkness. Something will happen to me.
Hey, dear, listen to me. Hold her.
Hold her and take her away.
Take me away!
Quiet. Shush!
Shush.