What a trouble! Who hit whom?
I think Mr. Jaldi hit Mr. Nanhe. - Oh. Dad, is that true?
Yes, dear.
Because I love your mother.
Because everything is fair in.. - Love and war.
I love you too.
Sister, if you're done blushing
go on a honeymoon with brother-in-law
so that you can vent your emotions.
It's okay if your brother dies. This is great.
What's wrong with uncle?
It's nothing, dear. I had some gastric issues.
Why do you eat so much? Anyway, Dad, listen.
I forgot to tell you something important.
A baby snake came to my room. - Are you all right, dear?
I managed to get away.
Oh, God! My daughter's life has become miserable in this house.
We're living in fear. - Yes.
I feel like I'm living in a realm of snakes
and snakes are having fun around me.
I mean, they're around me all the time.
No, my dear. You need not fear now.
Why? Do you have a snake gem?
You see, you shouldn't interrupt your elders
and disrespect them. Hear them out. Understand?
Just speak up! Tell us what you're trying to say.
Listen to me, Brother-in-law.
Listen carefully. Become a bigger snake than them.
If they are dangerous snakes, you become a wild snake.
What nonsense! - I mean it, Brother-in-law.
Become a bigger snake than them. Then watch the fun.
My name is Chakral.
People pass out when they hear my name.
But you passed out just now, Brother.
CP, hash tag snake pose.
'I can't thank you enough.'
'How will I ever be able to pay back your favour? - Be quiet.'
'Have I done you a favour by saving your life?'
'I thought I would die today.'
'Perhaps, that's why God sent you here to save me.'
'Don't say that. Nothing will ever happen to you.'
'Perhaps, that's why God sent you here to save me.'
'Don't say that. Nothing will ever happen to you.'
'I saved his life, and I killed him too.'
'This is all a game of destiny.'
'History will repeat itself.'
Gulzar, tell me something.
Who gave you the authority to enter CP's room?
You enter her room. Why can't I go?
I'm different. I'm trying to entice her. I can do it.
You're not enticing her. She's falling for you.
Your face turns red when you see her.
To heck with the redness!
When I think of the mansion, my blood pressure shoots up.
Or else I'd never be nice to CP.
Really?
Hail Lord Shiva!
Let the bonds break. Let the lock be opened.
Dear, get me a glass of water.
Gullu, give him water. - Catch.
Take this, Sage. - Give me, my child.
Which lockers have you been opening these days?
Hey, you! The sage opens closed minds, not lockers.
Hail Lord Shiva! - Calm down, Sage.
Check if my mind is locked too and ask the sage to open it.
You're still a child.
If there is an elder in the family, send him!
What's the matter? - Is he the elder member?
To heck with you. Can't you see I'm a young man?
Dad! Please come here.
Coming, dear. Who's this?
My father is here, Mr. Jamvant Jindal. - Greetings.
Dear, who have you called?
So, have you come to scare my son, seeing him alone?
Hey, you're being disrespectful to the sage!
Don't you know he's Sage Gullaknath?
Hey!
Sage. No one has ever spoken to him like that.
What did you say his name is? - Gullaknath.
I've never heard that name before.
How would you know?
I've been meditating on the Himalayas since 200 years.
Really? But your face shows
that you just got up from your bed.
Behave yourself, boy, or the sage will curse you.
Hey! - Calm down, Sage.
Go ahead and curse me, Sage.
So that I can get out of this garage for good.
Hey, be quiet. Let's come to the point.
Yes, so, listen to me.. What was I saying?
What were you saying? - I don't know that.
What are you saying? - Yes!
I was saying that your family and you
are overshadowed by snakes.
How can you be so sure of that? - The sage is right.
Sage, my son is surrounded by troubles.
A priest came before. He said the same thing to me.
Where am I surrounded by troubles? - Stop it.
You've been having accidents every day. What's that?
That too is because of the curse of the snakes.
Sage, listen to me. What kind of snakes are these?
Have you watched 'Nagina'? - A hundred times.
That fat woman who lives in that house
is like Nagina.
And the man who lives with her
is like the snake from the old film 'Naagin'.
He's living here now, my child.
Dad, he's been pointing out to Mr. Titu.
I think so too. - He has too much hair on his head.
Yes, he does. - He is the 'Takshak' snake.
If you get bitten by it, you die instantly.
What are you saying, sage?
I frequently join him
for a drink or two.
Am I going to die too? - Hey!
You don't worry.
You're much more venomous than him.
My dear, there's a time to insult people.
Is it? I need to look at the time before insulting?
Fine, tell me what time I should insult you.
Well.. You can do it one hour after I fall asleep
and two hours before I wake up.
Are you prescribing medicine?
One dose after falling asleep
and one dose before waking up.
I'm asking you to shut up and let us talk.
When do I speak anyway.
I'm so sorry.
The boy is a bit ill-behaved.
You know what, Dad? He's become an imbecile of the first order.
He wakes up at night just to abuse you.
He says, 'Nanhe, you're a slimy scumbag.'
Sage, I just wanted to ask if
there's a way to avoid this menace.
I will perform a veneration ritual.
If you succeed in it
then we will oust the serpents!
Sage
sorry to interrupt, but I have a personal question.
Ask away, son.
You say, everyone in their family
is a snake. Is everyone necessarily a snake?
Yes! They're all serpents! All right?
Now.. Note down the material required for the ritual.
Note down.
Hey, you! What happened?
Relatives visiting you, is it?
Yes, my brother-in-law is here. You got a problem?
Nonsense. Mind your own business.
Tell me, will you?
You see, someone seems to have performed
black magic on this son of mine. So, I've had
and occultist summoned.
He has returned recently after
spending 200 years in penance in the Himalayas.
One more thing. We'll be performing
veneration in the courtyard.
Don't you barge in. And listen!
I guarantee you, we won't damage your courtyard.
Is that done, dear?
Nanu, what are they talking about?
They're talking about the queen of Uganda. - Okay.
Her goat gives curdled milk.
They're wondering how it happened.
Mom, I think they're strategising
on how to deal with the snakes.
I see.
Will they play a cricket match with them after strategising?
What will it take you to just shut up?
Clear my dues.
You need my bank savings. Fine, take them.
Don't talk nonsense and insult me.
Pay my dues then we'll talk.
You want your payment right now?
Do you? - What's going on here?
Our home is infested with shape shifting snakes
and you guys are busy fighting!
Look at what the sage is doing.
Ready? - Yes.
He picked up the his flute. Snakes..
The snakes will come out now. - We're watching..
Don't disturb them. Okay?
One..
Two.. - Hey!
We're occultists, not musicians.
You need not count beats.
Just play it.
He's playing very well, isn't he?
"It's a wonderful night."
"My beloved looks so handsome!"
"It's a wonderful night. My beloved looks so handsome!"
"He's drinking from my beauty with his seductive eyes."
"I sway and dance, constantly eluding him."
"Beware, my love.." - Oh!
"Like a snake.."
"I sway and dance like a snake."
"Like a snake.."
"I sway and dance like a snake."
Look at them!
They are dangerous. Talk softly.
All of them turned out to be snakes, Nanu!
"I sway and dance like a snake."
Nanu.. - Yes?
Nanu! - Yes? - D-Do you see that?
Yes, I am.
What am I seeing?
Get a grip on yourself.
You were refusing to believe it, right?
Gulzar..
There's no way my dear CP
could be a snake.
In fact, I'm ready to issue a bold statement
that she can't be a snake.
Ask her to sting you once.
If you die
it'll be proved that she's a snake, or else not.
I'll get you stung by her and test.
I already believe she's a snake.
No! I didn't do anything!
I can't believe what I just saw.
CP turned out to be a snake!
Look at your son!
Look at him.
He's worried about he girl.
I'm getting stressed thinking
that even Ms. Sofia turned out to be a shape-shifting snake.
Really? - Yes!
Even I'm stressed thinking that
Mr. Jaldiram is a snake too.
You're right. - What? - Of course.
Finally, you guys have something in common.
Even if it's stress.
Don't pass sarcastic remarks.
I'm extremely upset.
You're only upset, my dear.
Look at me. My brains have been
fried and reduced to a pulp.
I'm so confused!
I mean, for all these years
we've been living with shape-shifting snakes! - Yes.
Has this even happened in Khurja?
No, never.
Ms. Bijli. - Yes?
If we don't find a solution fast
what will happen will be
something that's never happened anywhere in Th world.
Well done. - Thank you!
Keep it up.
Thank you, Brother Chakku.
Brother-in-law.
You need to work harder.
Got it?
Don't you act smart! Be quiet.
What nonsense is this?
It doesn't take you a minute to forget
the favours others do us.
Brother-in-law, this innocent child
is my own niece.
And don't forget that this was my idea.
I even shaved off my moustache for it!
Yes, it was. You're getting to live comfortably here, right?
What comfortable life am I living here?
As if you hired exotic dancers for me. - Quiet!
Nonsense. - Who needs dancers?
Your sister danced well enough!