Ms. Sofia! Please come out.
Let's have a face-off, Ms. Sofia!
Let's find out who is more venomous, Ms. Sofia!
Mr. Ji Ja Ji, I don't think they're serpents!
I think they're water serpents.
Earthworms?
These people are earthworms!
Whose idea was it that we pretend to be serpents?
Yours.. - Shut up! - Yikes..
Your idiot brother gave us this stupid idea!
You've messed with serpents! Now, suffer!
Look.. Get one thing straight..
There's no need to put all the blame on my brother.
He told us what he thought was best at that time.
Hey, Jaldiram!
If you've got the guts
you better come out here! Out!
Dad, I told you, these guys aren't serpents.
I think they're from a pond or something.
You're right..
These guys aren't serpents.
They're a blotch on the entire serpent community!
They're the kind of blotch no detergent can remove.
Wow!
What the heck is going on? What's with all the ruckus?
What the heck is going on outside?
Hello. Dad, what the heck is going on outside?
What the heck are our neighbours doing?
Dear, they've found out that we're serpents.
That's why they're challenging us.
God! So, what do you want to do now?
Dear, we'll deal with whatever is thrown our way.
Go dress up like a serpent quickly.
Even we'll be doing the same.
I swear on God! These troubles!
Go ahead, become a serpent.. Become a serpent!
Ms. Sofia!
I think you're a mouse, not a serpent!
You're absolutely right, Mom.
I always knew
that they're a hybrid species of the mouse. - True!
Have you guys seen Jaldiram's face?
He looks just like a mouse. Like so..
And have you seen Ms. Sofia?
Doesn't she seem like..
Like a mouse that's been injected with a ton of hormones!
How true! I wonder how she enters her tiny burrow..
Listen.. - Yes? - Where's my arm bracelet?
How would I know where your arm bracelets are?
I don't even know where my arm bracelets are.
Do you know where they are?
How would I know? - God! You're the limit..
I don't know where I've kept them..
Hey! Why are you wearing my snake hood?
Hey! This is mine, not yours!
Yours is smaller! This is mine! - Hey..
Hey.. What are you doing.. - Give it back..
Goodness.. Here you go..
Oh, yes.. This is mine.
Hey, cowardly cobra!
Come out! Did I say it right?
Hey, sophisticated serpent! Come out!
What is it, you non-venomous serpent?
I'm going to bite you so hard
that you're going to turn blue!
What! You, a serpent, want to bite another serpent!
That's a violation of serpents laws!
My brave baby serpent.. Let me ward off the evil eye..
Oh, come on, Dad..
What! Yes..
Hey, Gulzar.
Your bosses have a flat tyre. Go fix it.
Sir, could you please move to one side of the courtyard?
I need to check how badly the tyre has been punctured.
You wretch.. I'll shove a hand-pump down your throat
and leave you for dead! Got it?
Well, Ms. Bijli..
You take great pride in your serpent dance, right?
Ma'am, then can we have a dance competition?
Sure! Why not! No one's scared of it.
Even we aren't scared!
Gullu, come on, play a song!
Yes, play it.. - Yes, go ahead..
"It's been long"
"since I heard you play the pungi, O long-lost one."
"It's been long"
"since I heard you play the pungi, O long-lost one."
"The female serpent.."
"She perished. - The female serpent.."
"The female serpent.."
"She perished."
"O beloved, without you"
"everything seems topsy-turvy."
"I don't remember the dance steps anymore."
"I've forgotten how to sway gracefully."
"I've forgotten how to strut."
"Please come home. Don't you love me anymore?"
"It's been long"
"since I heard you play the pungi, O long-lost one."
"It's been long"
"since I heard you play the pungi, O long-lost one."
"The female serpent.."
"She perished. - The female serpent.."
"The female serpent.."
"She perished. - The female serpent.."
"The female serpent.."
"She perished. The female serpent.."
"The female serpent.. She perished."
"It's been long"
"since I danced with you, O long-lost one."
"It's been long"
"since I danced with you, O long-lost one."
"The female serpent.."
"She perished. - The female serpent.."
"The female serpent.."
"She perished. - The female serpent.."
"The female serpent.. She perished."
"The female serpent.."
"She perished."
Hey!
Stop this nonsense!
Stop it! What the heck is this?
You all always disturb the sleep of the neighbours
and your neighbours disturb my sleep!
What the heck are you people doing here?
What on earth is going on here?
What the heck is going on here?
What the heck do you people want?
W-We want peace.
And this is how you're going to get peace?
By doing the serpent dance in the middle of the night?
T-These people are serpents..
How can we get peace with them in the picture? - True.
No.. We aren't serpents.
They're serpents. - True!
No.. You all are serpents. - True.
No.. - Yes!
And in order to save ourselves from these serpents
we're just pretending to be serpents. - Yes..
Hey!
We became serpents to protect ourselves from you people!
What!
Hey, Nanhe.
The other day, I saw you and your wife
doing the serpent dance in these costumes
outside the old room!
What the heck are you talking about?
Who was that guy.. The priest you guys know..
He gave us this remedy.
'A female serpent has cast the evil eye on you.'
'You need to please the Lord of Serpents.'
'You two need to dress up as serpents'
'and lick milk out of a bowl'
'the way serpents do.'
He told us that serpents had cast the evil eye
on our family, especially our son.
That was just the remedy we were trying out.
That's what we were doing.
He asked us to dress up like serpents
and drink milk and dance like serpents.
That's what we were doing.
Is everyone done uttering rubbish?
Are you done with your tom-foolery?
Now, you all will have to go to the police station.
I'm going to remove your venom sacs there!
Let's go! - Look.. W-We apologise..
The thing is
we..
We couldn't sleep. So, we thought of having fun
and dancing. - Yes! - You know, to pass the time.
Yes.. That's right..
Yes! I thought since we have nothing else to do
and we can't sleep
we should do this. So, we did.
Now, I'm sleepy.
Look, we're serpents
and we're having a party here. - Yes.. True..
Yes.. - Yeah..
Woo.. - Woo..
Let's go, come on.. - Okay.. Good night!
Yes.. Let's go..
'I'm bound to be furious if they get closer.'
'There are other ways'
'to stop them from getting closer.'
What's up?
You're lounging out here peacefully.
Well?
A guy who has a tornado for a female neighbour
can't possibly know what peace means.
Oh! If I am
a tornado of a female neighbour then who are you exactly?
You're a terrible tsunami.
No matter where you go, you only wreak havoc.
You were getting bored, weren't you?
Well.. Are you here to fight?
Yes.
I can't help it.. Until I fight with you
and hurl a few abuses at you
I feel restless. I'm habituated to it.
Well, then here's what we can do..
Let's put a statue of mine in your bedroom.
Every day, you can marvel at me
but hurl abuses at that statue.
The fun of abusing or insulting someone face-to-face
can't be compared to doing the same with a statue. Please!
That's true..
But coming to the act you all put on pertaining to serpents..
Very bad, CP. Very dangerous.
I know, right?
You all should've seen your faces.
Man.. You all were terrified! You were shaking in your boots!
We were scared.. As if you all were being brave..
Yes, even we got scared, but it's okay.. You know..
Tell me something.. - Yes?
When you thought
that I'm a serpent
what did you feel about the whole thing?
I didn't like it, not one bit!
I mean, we've grown up
fighting with each other.
So, I.. I felt terrible!
You tell me.. What did you feel
after you found out that I'm a serpent?
I was disheartened.
You're the girl-next-door..
A serpent..
I know, right?
I swear on God.. These troubles..
But honestly, I had a ton of fun!
I know, right? But the way you did the serpent dance
was just awesome!
I know! - But how did you get the idea
of putting on such an act?
Well, I tend to get such ideas effortlessly.
Okay.. Tell me this.. If
a snake bites me, what will you do?
What will I do? I'll call an ambulance and the doctor
I'll take you to the hospital.. - How boring!
'Boring..'
Why? What will you do?
I will.. Well..
Darn it.. What the heck.. - What happened?
CP! - Yes?
Snake!
I'm going to slap you silly!
A snake actually bit me..
Don't give me this crap. Don't trouble me, please.
It's bleeding!
What do I do? - Oh, my God!
H-Hold on.. I..
Ms. Bijli! Mr. Nanhe! Gullu!
Everyone has gone out!
Oh, my God! What do I do now? - I..
I've turned blue, CP! - Hey..
You haven't turned blue! Just shut up..
But what should I do?
Hold on.. I-I'll do something. I..
I-I'm feeling weak, CP.. - Don't feel weak!
No.. Stay with me! Hey..
Do something, quick, CP
otherwise I'll be leaving this world.. - Hey.. No..
Don't close your eyes!
Oh, my God! - Mom.. - Hey..
Hey! - Dad..
Hey, get up! Hey! Get up!
What do I do? Hey..
Don't fall asleep!
Darn it.. The venom will spread..
Wake up! I.. I'll do something! Hold on!
Wake up!
Wake up.. Get up! - What..
Get up.. Come on.. Yeah..
You're fine. You're alive. Come on.
What.. - You're very heavy! Get up!
I..
Are you okay?
Look at me! Are you okay?
Is all the venom out? - Yes.. I think so..
You saved me..
How do I even thank you?
How will I ever be able to repay you for this favour, CP?
Oh, be quiet!
You think I did you a favour by saving your life?
I thought I was on my way to my Maker.
Maybe that's why the Lord sent you to save my life.
'How do I even thank you?'
'Coming to this favour of yours'
'how will I ever be able to repay you for it?'
'Be quiet!'
'You think I did you a favour by saving your life?'
'I thought I was on my way to my Maker.'
'Maybe that's why the Lord'
'sent you here to save my life.'
'Please don't say that..'
'Nothing bad will ever happen to you.'
Hey! Don't get all emo.. Whoops..
Nothing bad will ever happen to you.
Promise?
Yes.
What?
Did the venom reach your head or what?
No, but shouldn't you do something more about this?
How would I know? This is all I've seen in movies.
'Everything is same.. Even I'm the same.'
'Even you're the same.'
'The moments imprisoned in the dungeon of time'
'are repeating themselves.'
'We'll play Holi drenched in the colour of love.'
'I'm not going to spare you today, O fair maiden.'
'We'll play Holi.'
'We'll play Holi with the colour of love.'
'I'm not going to spare you today, O fair maiden.'
'We'll play Holi.'
'Your love and mine is immortal.'
'True love never dies.'
'I don't want to drink it.'
'Having milk makes me want to throw up.'
'I promise you'
'you won't feel like throwing up.'
'Come on, drink up.'
'Good girl..'
'Good girl!'
'Don't..'
'Don't wipe it.'
'Streaks of milk on the moon-faced doll'
'seem like my lines of fate.'
'Streaks of milk on the moon-faced doll'
'seem like my lines of fate.'
'Your hands are dirty.'
'You know something?'
'When pitted against your complexion'
'everything seems dirty.'
'Why are you fixing the cycle?'
'Do you see this? You've dirtied your hands.'
'You know something?'
'When pitted against your complexion'
'everything seems dirty.'
'The way I couldn't be happy'
'even you won't be happy.'
'I'm unhappy.'
'Even you'll be unhappy.'
'Everything is same..'
'What kind of bracelet do you want?'
'It should be a thick platinum bracelet.'
'And it should have'
'peacocks.. It should have peacocks on it.'
'This bracelet'
'has bound the two of us by a shackle.'
'It's the kind of shackle'
'from which I couldn't free myself'
'and you won't be able to free yourself either.'