Tell me something. Why is the painting here?
Who brought it here?
It had gone for a evening walk.
It came back.
You are asking weird questions.
I found this painting in the drain.
It wasn't lying there.
We had thrown that painting away.
Why did you throw such a beautiful painting?
Inspector, actually we threw this painting away
because this painting is haunted. - What!
He is right.
This painting is haunted.
Trust me.
The painting is not haunted but it's your brain.
All right.
He likes the painting.
Get this painting hung at his police station.
Okay? Take it along.
Hey! Teddy bear, we hang the photos of wanted people.
If your daughter commits a crime and runs away
then we will hang her photo.
But..
Sir, to be safe, arrest the girl in the painting and her
for cheating.
Listen.. Why are you after my daughter?
Yes, why are you after me? Tell me.
Or should I tell them? Should I tell them?
Wow! When people talk about some secret
then I enjoy it a lot.
Tell me, girl. Tell me.
Nothing. Let it be.
Excuse me.
All right then..
Let us go.
But listen to me carefully.
If I find this painting lying outside
then I will kill you all by hugging and kissing.
No.. - Yes.. - What!
Lathi! - Yes, Mr. Gulati!
Let's go.
What's going on?
We will never get rid of this painting.
I think, the evil spirit has informed
the inspector about the dead body.
That's why, the painting came back to our house.
Hey.. Listen to me.
I have got a great idea. - What?
Let's burn this painting right now.
What do you think?
Yes, it's a great idea.
I am amazing. Did you see that?
What do you mean? Nanhu, this painting is haunted.
And what did Mr. Jaldi say?
Someone will die a premature death.
So? - Why do you want to die by giving this idea?
What have I done? I have..
Darn! I happened to say it by mistake.
Just a minute.
The auspicious time to burn this unlucky painting
is at 12 AM, tomorrow.
'If anybody tries to burn this painting'
'then I will kill the person.'
How are you, Keshav? I am good.
You were saying that your grandpa was born
in the same year when Qutub Minar was built.
Just ask him if he knows about Madhoganj.
It's Madhoganj not Madhavganj.
Yes. It's about life and death.
Just find out for me. It's a little urgent.
Yes.. Okay, pal. Bye.
Excuse me.
Were you calling me?
You are the only one here.
Actually I did not trust my luck.
I have spoken to a beautiful girl like you only once.
Actually she told me to move.
'Or else, I will beat you up with a slipper.'
You can say whatever you want to.
No! You were talking about Madhoganj.
What do you want to know about Madhoganj?
Do you know everything about Madhoganj?
Yes. I know everything about Madhoganj.
My grandma has told me everything.
Really? - Oh, God!
What happened? - I recalled my grandma.
Actually I have to take her to the hospital.
To get her admitted.
I am in a need of money.
Look, I will tell you everything about Madhoganj.
Everything? - Everything.
In return, you will have to give me Rs. 10,000
for the treatment of my grandmother.
What to do?
I am helpless. - You don't worry.
I will handle everything.
I will give you the money tomorrow.
I'll see you here tomorrow. - All right.
CP! - Yes.
Did you talk to her? - Whom?
I speak to 250 people every day.
No, I mean, did you speak to Titli about me?
First of all, stop feeling shy like a girl.
Or else, I will tell her to tie 'Rakhi' around your wrist.
And why are you standing like this? Stand straight.
Better. We should wait for the right time.
Otherwise, you might get rejected. Got it?
I understood.
Look, I trust you, completely.
Just look for the good time or the right time
and talk to Titli about me.
Please. - Oh, Bunty!
What are you doing? You know who you're trusting?
Dear, if you believe her
you will board into your coffin
with your dream of boarding your wedding mare.
That's such a problem.
Why are you interfering?
I'm not interfering.
I'm opening this innocent man's eyes.
Did CP break any promise made to you?
Hey! What?
I will talk to Titli and break your connection.
Just leave.
Don't you have any manners?
As if you have. Then, behave decently.
Keep up your promise.
You..
Buddy, this kiss and all..
I hope you know when it's done. - Yes, I know.
When a girl loves a boy
or
when a girl loses a bet to a guy.
Hey, not in a bet but it's done only in love.
Please say it softly. Someone may hear you!
So, was that love?
When you put this bet to me.
Oh, God! No!
That's because I was sure I'd win the bet. It was obvious.
So, you had made up your mind that I'd lose this bet.
Hold on.
Hey! - You'll have to swear upon me, CP.
That if I'd lose this bet
wouldn't you make me wash the dishes here?
Tell me!
I would.
So, that's it.
I've won this bet.
And I have this right as a winner.
You know what?
Fine.
Show me your cheeks.
Yes.
What are you doing here, buddy?
I'm frying the fritters of my desires
in the pan of dreams.
Just tell me straight away, Gullu.
I've got some hot fritters.
Come, let's have them. Come.
He's such a gooseberry.
What did you say?
I hope you've checked if there are no bones in them.
No chance.
I got it from Mr. Kapoor.
Come on, hurry up. They'll get cold. Come..
Listen.
Anyone can come here.
You meet me at the terrace after dinner.
Also
this is just a part of the bet.
Don't expect anything else.
Of course. There can be nothing more than this between us.
Of course, loser.
The door..
Bunty, shut the door, at least!
Will you even stop swinging or just continue swinging?
Sophia, you think it's a joke?
I hope you know..
That painting is back to our house.
So, by worrying, this way
will that painting jump from the wall
and commit suicide by jumping into the drain?
Why don't you understand, Sophia?
I'm trying to explain you.
That nothing is going to change by worrying, this way.
Why can't we live our life as we want?
Tell me, how do you want to live your life?
Did you forget?
It's our first kiss anniversary, today.
And for us, the two old lovers
this day is nothing less than a festival.
Just say it, directly.
That you want to end this topic of spirit
and start your romance.
Fine then.
Let's celebrate
our first kiss anniversary.
Here! - Hey, not this way!
How else?
Did you forget?
We had our first kiss behind the bushes.
Not we. Just you.
You told me, come quickly.
I'll show you a black mouse among these bushes.
Once I entered, you hugged me and you kissed me.
Whatever.
We'll celebrate this day in the same way.
Let's go behind the bushes
and cherish our old memories.
How are you going to have the bushes in this room?
May be, not in our room, we have them on the terrace.
Mr. Nanhe has planted some.
Hey!
What happened, now?
What happened? - Look back.
CP's spirit's painting is hung over here. Look! - Ah!
Phew!
It's our photo that's hung there.
I've hardly had a peg
and I'm already hallucinating.
Why aren't you eating?
What?
Listen, pal.
I'm going out to meet CP.
So.. You know..
We might kiss.
So, the kebab might give me bad breath, you know.
Why? Is she a vegetarian?
Silly boy!
You're inexperienced about such things.
That's what you think.
I play my games
quietly. Unlike you, I don't go about beating a drum.
I see!
What secret games have you been playing of late?
There are hundreds of them.
Where do I start? By the way, game reminds me.
I need 10,000 rupees.
10,000 rupees!
10,000. - Yes, what for?
A friend's grandma is ill and needs to be hospitalised.
Your friend circle is expanding quite rapidly!
Which friend is this?
Not someone you'd know.
We just met today. - Today!
And he's already your close friend!
It's a she, not a he. It's a lady.
Oh, I see!
I should've understood before
when the word 'game' reminded you of this.
I don't know about you, but she's surely
playing games with you. - What do you mean?
What are you trying to say? - I'm trying to say
that she's fooling you, Gullu!
She asked you for money and you agreed!
I'm not doing charity.
She knows all the secrets of Madhoganj.
She's going to tell me.
I'm writing a novel, it's an expensive affair.
Gullu, I repeat myself.
She's trying to take you for a ride.
Okay, all she wants is money.
She has no sick grandma.
What do yo think?
I was born yesterday?
Really? Am I that bad a judge of character?
No comments.
I have to go, CP must be waiting for me. Okay?
Hello! I asked you for 10,000 rupees.
So what?
I could've shelled out a 50 or a 100.
I can't spend 10,000 rupees on your itch to be a writer.
You'll pay for disappointing me.
You won't get any kisses.
I curse you! - What?
You're cursing me!
I still won't lend you money.
Let it be, pal!
What's under there?
Did you see it too? - Hush!
He used it as an excuse to avoid lending me money!
I will make him pay up for sure.
By hook
or by crook.
Go on, make your lipstick darker
so that the stains never come off that rat's face.
What nonsense!
Of course! You didn't wear that much lipstick even when you
went on a date with Bhatia.
Bhatia, who? - Bhatia, who!
Remember that gym instructor who you found very attractive?
Oh, Deepak Bhatia! He was..
Just cute, not attractive.
Well, you liked him, right?
There are a lot of people I've liked in the past, including
Batla. - Ankush Batla, is it?
The one with whom your affair
lasted for four and a half days? - Yes, then I realised
he's too boring.
Tell me one thing. - Yes?
How long will your affair with Jitendra last?
What nonsense, Titli! Someone will hear you.
I'm not having a affair with him.
I'm just trapped because of the bet. - Really?
You should've said no. That's not a crime.
I did, what happened?
He started shooting videos and blackmailing me.
I had to clear my conscience. - I see.
It became a conscience issue.
Are you making fun of me?
For the last 15 minutes, you've been throwing slanders
at my character and I'm laughing about it.
What is this behaviour?
With friends like you, I won't need enemies.
Come on, CP! I'm just showing you a mirror, that's all.
Go to hell! I'll show you the mirror.
You know what? Just wait here.
I'll be back after I've won the bet
Why should I wait? I'm leaving.
No! We must have this conversation again. - When!
No.. - I'll be back. - I'm going.
No! - I can. - You can't! - CP!
Hey!
That's a very old photo album! Where did you find it?
When I was cleaning the shelves
I found this in an old briefcase.
Look at me.
You look amazing.
I still get dressed up for you.
You still look the same as you did in these photos. - Really?
Do I still look 20?
No, you looked 40 even back then.
I'm joking! - You're always joking.
What's to mind? Can't a husband joke with his own wife?
Really? How come you never tell me
that I still look pretty?
Really? - And that
when I walk on the street, men still whistle at me.
Whistle! - And that
I look like CP's elder sister, not her aunt.
Y-Yes.. - Don't ever compliment your wife.
Just crack silly jokes!
I mean.. What a lovely photograph! Let me see.
This was taken soon after we got married.
Not that one, see this.
Our son looks so cute! Just like me.
Nanu
wasn't Jitendra standing between us in this photo?
I think, since these photos
are a bit old
Jitendra's face must have faded. - Is it?
How come only his face faded and not ours?
Nonsense.. - I'll show you. Look here..
What!
He disappeared from this one too. - Show me.
Nanu.. - Wait a minute..
Where's Jitendra? - Hold on..
Where's Jitendra?
Well.. - He was right here!
What's going on here, Nanu?
What is this? - Just a minute..
Nanu!
Nanu
Remember, Mr. Jaldiram told us
one of us is going to die a sudden
and unnatural death in this house?
Jitendra.. - What nonsense are you talking!
Our son.. Well..
You're playing with fire.
And this fire
will surely consume one of you.
I know who it is.
Someone is destined to die
a sudden unnatural death in this house.
Who is it? Who will breathe their last all of a sudden.
This is the name of the one
who is destined to die
a sudden unnatural death in this house.