'As long as this nail is here, I'll remain locked inside.'
Jija, just check this. I'm going upstairs to dry the clothes.
Hurry up, we need to deliver the car today.
Good morning, Jija.
Hey!
Listen, I've got some work for you. - I'm very busy.
Not immediately, later. Just listen to me.
I'm even busier later.
Come on! Your charm won't lessen if you listen to me.
Keep talking, I'm listening. - Okay, fine, listen.
On Society Foundation Day
we've organised a cultural programme in our society.
Congratulations.
Should I distribute sweets? - No.
I'm doing a play on that day. - Really? So?
I can't come to watch it. I'm busy.
I'm not even inviting you. - Then?
Did you come to give me this news update?
No!
You need to help me, please. - I won't.
Hey! Hear me out first. It'll be fun, I promise.
You can have all the fun.
Shakti has forbidden me from having fun.
I mean, Dr. Shakti, my physiotherapist
has forbidden me from having fun.
Hey, will you listen or should I get inside the car?
Okay, tell me what help you need.
Okay. So, I've decided
that you will act in this play with me.
Did you bump your head somewhere? - No.
Did you get bitten by a dog or car? Why are you being weird?
She wants to act in a play!
We're enemies, remember.
And enemies face each other on the battlefield, not stage.
Don't say that, please.
I need your help. Be supportive.
Tell me if you need anything in return. I'll give that to you.
Make me a promise. - Okay, then, promise it is.
You won't meet me again, be seen again
or talk to me ever again.
This is too much! Am I that bad? - Your face..
My face?
It resembles a monkey in the village.
Go away. I'm not doing your play. Leave.
Enough is enough, Jija!
You know what? I won't do the play with you either.
I should have called Rahul first. I'm just..
Who's Rahul? You never told me about him.
Rahul. Don't you remember?
He was crazy about me in college.
He was madly in love with me.
I'll call him and tell him to act with me in the play.
You know what? I'll call him. You get lost.
'If that girl marries you or anyone else'
'then she will first kill her husband'
'and then she'll kill herself.'
'She can never marry. - I'm in love with CP.'
'I won't let any harm befall her.'
'I won't marry her.'
'I won't let her marry anyone else either.'
Hold on! CP! - Oh, please! - CP..
CP.. - Hello. - Listen.. - Rahul!
Some insolent guys in the society are troubling me.
Yes. - I'll do it.. - Rahul, I..
Oh, come on, don't get upset. You see, I was very busy.
But from now on, I'll call you every day.
In return, you'll have to do something for me.
Of course! No, actually, I'm doing a play
and you'll be my hero.. - It's nothing. I'll do it.
What will you do? - I said, I'll do it. - What?
The play. - What? Really? - Yes, really.
Look, I'm highly professional. While doing the play
don't get fussy and refuse to do certain things.
I don't appreciate that, please. - Okay, fine, but listen.
The play should be a little devotional. Yes.
Yes.
Jija, now everything will be devotional.
Hey, mister. - Yes, watchman. What is it?
Why did you dry your clothes where I dry my clothes?
Your clothes? Your place? Is your name written there?
Even the winds that blow from there
have my name written on them. - Listen.
There was storm last night. It blew your name away.
Got it? - Bunty, I'm threatening with love.
Remove your clothes.
Or else, you know how many rats are there in the city.
They might chew on them. - I'm threatening you too.
There are many hands in the city too.
You might get one on your cheek. So, be careful.
And tell me something.
We're yet to know who's the actual owner of this place.
And you're fighting over the place to dry clothes?
I'll dry my clothes where I want.
If you act too smart, I'll dry them on your shoulder.
Listen, I'm an artiste. That's why I'm quiet.
So what if you're an artiste?
I'll throw this bucket at your face.
Your face will turn red and bleed.
Go away, I know many artistes like you. Artiste!
Just leave. Fry your 'samosas'. - Go away!
He's crazy. Where should I dry my clothes now?
Bunty, I'll dry my clothes in the middle of the house.
When they fight, I'll blame you.
Let me see how you don't let me dry my clothes over there then.
I told you
it's impossible to confine me.
Now, the countdown for the death
of all of you begins now.
Isn't it a nice scene? - Of course.
When Jija performs this, he'll get enthusiastic.
I'm telling you, this is amazing. - Isn't it?
Now write further. - Yes. - 'Listen, Banwari.'
'Listen, Banwari.' - 'Take me in your arms.'
'Take me in your arms.'
'Embrace me. Let our breaths feel each other.'
Are you crazy? No! If I did that I'll pass out.
No, we can't do this. Please. No!
Hey, silly, Jija won't do this anyway.
But it'll be fun to see him nervous
when he reads these lines, CP. I'm telling you.
Oh, my God! You're too much.
To be honest, I just wanted him to get a little excited
but this is too much. I'm so impressed.
Give me a hug.
CP, hash tag, love is in the air pose.
I'm here. Why did you call me?
We thought of him and he's here already.
Just wait there.
Take out a print.
This is the scene. It's ready.
Read it, memorise it, we'll rehearse at night. Okay?
Guys, I'll leave. Okay?
Bye.
What's all this? Such long dialogues?
Are you filming an epic drama? - Hey, wait.
Come here. I need your measurements
for the costumes that you'll be wearing at the play. Okay?
Okay, I'll send them through Gulzar.
I'll tell you what. Practice the lines
and perform with Gulzar too. What!
You know it's important to me, right? It concerns my honour.
I need perfect measurements. - What do you want me to do?
Just let me take your measurements. Come here.
Hold on. You.. - Come here. - You'll take my measurements?
What's the problem?
No, I don't feel comfortable letting you do that.
Gulzar is good at it. - This is too much!
Give me the script back.
Let me call Rahul, because you know what?
Rahul is always ready to give me his measurements.
Rahul, where are you? Just.. - Stop talking about Rahul.
I'll do it. Go ahead, but stay away.
Yes, I'm not even interested in getting close to you, please.
Just wait here.
Mom!
Jija is shy. He's so cute!
It's been quite long.
'The relations are melting here.'
'It's due to the warm winds.'
I told you not to eat too much 'Rajma'.
Everyone knows now.
It was his poetry, understand? It has nothing to do with me.
Yes, Jagraal. Where are you? What?
Oh, God! Why don't you understand?
Look, I told you yesterday.. We spoke yesterday.
But this is not done. The court is waiting here.
And you say you can't come? This is not done!
I'm telling you! I'm not crazy to sit here!
Okay, fine.
We can't argue on this case today.
Why not? - Our lawyer has fallen sick.
What? Ask brother to rest.
He is resting.
Look, if you want to fight the case, bring a lawyer
or just accept defeat. Okay?
And pay a fine of Rs. 20 lakhs. - My diamond ring.
Hey, listen, the day I bring a lawyer in front of you
I'll make sure you're made to pay me Rs. 50 lakhs.
This is Jaldiram's promise to you.
I'll buy a diamond set with it.
No matter what you say or do
the case will have to be fought today.
How will you fight the case without a lawyer?
How will we fight without a lawyer?
Mr. Jaldi, who said you don't have a lawyer?
I'll fight your case.
Hold on. Tell me something.
How can one man fight two cases? Theirs and mine too? How?
The blood of an honest man runs in my veins.
And I'll fight your cases with complete honesty.
And I can swear on my father and say that.
What happened, Dad? Do you have any doubts? - Yup.
Dad has agreed. - Really? - Yes.
Well, let's begin the proceedings of court then.
Okay?
Mr. Jaldi. - Yes. - The world knows that you're a lowly
and cheap person who easily gets into fights.
Talk to my client with respect.
He's an honourable citizen of this country.
You think my client is from Dubai?
He too is an honourable citizen of this country.
The one who has a lawyer like you can't be honourable.
Hold on. You're taking this personally.
I won't tolerate it. What are you going to do?
I'll teach you a lesson. I'll give you a fitting reply.
Be quiet. - Hey, mister! Listen.
You two can argue later. Sort out our case first.
So, Mr. Nanhe, when you know that there can be no relations
between you and my client Jaldi
why did you offer to get your son married to the daughter
of my client, Mr. Jaldi?
Wouldn't that anger my client? - He's lying!
Instead, he spoke of the alliance. - Yes.
Don't lie! That's wrong!
Why would I marry my daughter to your loafer son?
Sit down, sir. Please sit down. Have a seat.
His useless son won't get proposals of other girls.
That's why he wants to trap our daughter.
His daughter won't get proposals instead. - Yes.
There were so many proposals, but did it work out?
Don't talk rubbish about my daughter!
You pulled my collar! - Go away! - I won't spare you!
Hey! - Well done! - Hey, Nanhe..
Jaldi..
Well done.