I think a tornado is about to strike.
Hi, I am here.
I thought so. - What do you mean?
I was just thinking a tornado was about to strike and..
Whatever. Did you read the script?
No, I was very busy today.
So, I thought of reading it while rehearsing with you.
Okay, read it. - Hold on.
What is this?
I told you clearly that we'd performa religious act.
But this is religious.
This is religious?
It's written here..
'A boy tells a girl'
'It is such a wonderful night.'
'And why not we forget everything tonight'
'and be with each other?'
See how religious it is.
See, the boy wants to tell the girl
that this is the 'Shravan' Monday night.
And the boy tells the girl
that let's get lost in the divinity
flowing within us.
And let's become one with it.
Okay.. And what is this?
It's written here, 'You are in my arms'
'and the girl blushes.'
Yes, of course because Dharam has hands.
I am not talking about religion as a person
who has hands and legs.
As they say, 'Arms of law have a long reach'.
Even I wrote exactly like that.
Dharam has hands.
CP, do you think of me as a fool?
Or are you a fool trying to fool me?
Such a problem!
Listen to what I say carefully.
Ours is the age to be romantic.
At this age, if we do a religious play
people will throw eggs and tomatoes at us.
You want that? - I want..
Just read.. - I want that..
I can bear getting hit by tomatoes and eggs. You leave.
You know what? I'll call Rahul right away.
Because Rahul is always ready to read romantic lines.
Bye.. - Hey, hear me out..
Fine. Why do you take Rahul's name? Go on.
Okay. Read it and recite the lines.
I'll get ready and be back.
'Tell me, is this love?'
'Yes, I am in so much love'
'I'll wait for you till my last breath'
'Every heartbeat is for you'
'I will love you until my last breath.'
'Yes, even I love you the same amount. It's a wonderful night'
'let's forget everything tonight and let's be together.'
'I am already.. Let me hold you in my arms..'
'and I will..'
Banwari, tell me. - What?
That you love me.
I don't feel so..
Yes, I do love you very much.
Banwari, look into my eyes and say that.
Yes, I do love you very much.
So much, that until my last breath
every breath will be for you.
Every heartbeat will call for you.
I will love you as long as I am alive.
Yes.
Even I love you so much.
Just like you do.
It is such a wonderful night.
Come on, let's forget everything tonight
and get lost in each other.
I've already forgotten everything.
Come on, let me hold you in my arms.
I need to tell you something.
Tell me.
I am about to be the mom of your child.
Nanhe, get up.. - Yes.
Get up! - What happened?
Why are you creating a scene?
Okay.. I am very happy.
You've given me the biggest happiness of my life.
You've fulfilled all my dreams.
Let's do the remaining tomorrow.
JiJaJi, wait.
Banwari, you're so cute.
The weather is so romantic.
What happened? Why are you crying?
Did the load arrive?
I hope it arrives before breakfast.
Why are you acting crazy?
Nanhe, you're about to be a grandfather.
Hey, so..
Grandkids will play in the courtyard.
Did you hurt yourself? Sit down.
When did our golden boy get married?
Exactly, Nanhe. Before getting married.
And guess who the girl is?
How would I know?
I don't even know who my friends are.
You know this friend. You see her every day.
Is it our neighbour Mrs. Sharma?
Why do you see her every day?
Sometimes through the window I..
Hey, forget it. Tell me who is it?
Nanhe, she stays in this house.
There's only one girl in this house.
CP? - CP.
CP will be the mom of your three grandkids, Nanhe.
What are you saying?
I mean there will be twins.
What nonsense are you spewing?
I won't settle for anything less than one.
Oh, God! What am I saying, Nanhe?
Nanhe, I heard it myself
when CP told Jija 'I am the mom of your child'.
Our.. - Yes.
What has my golden boy done?
I feel like beating him up to a pulp.
Let me..! - Wait, Nanhe.
Control yourself.
I mean he's a young man
I mean what if things get out of control?
And what if he elopes from the house?
Please handle this with a bit of care, Nanhe.
Hey, come on.
I'll deal with him in the morning.
Well, make me a cup of tea.
At this time? - My sleep got disturbed.
I need a reason to stay awake at least.
So, make me a cup of tea.
Yes, you need a reason to stay awake.
I'll make tea! I am making tea!
She is shouting at me
as if she's my dad.
Hey, come here..
What happened?
Whose.. Whose clothes are these?
Who threw my clothes on the floor
for it to absorb the essence of the mud?
Tell me why you hung the clothes to dry over here?
Because an enemy has taken over my spot
where I usually hang my clothes.
Hence I hung my clothes out here to dry.
Of all the places in the house you found this place
to hang your clothes?
The nail came off the door because of you.
So what?
It's just a nail.
Gulzar, this is the nail that is..
Yes, the nail is..
What?
It's just a nail.
This nail is the sign that I..
defeated that satanic power.
I have emotions with this nail.
People say they can't understand my couplets.
But, today, I don't understand what you're saying.
It's just a nail, not a medal.
Is this the nail in Ms. Mayuri's dairy..
It is a medal..
This is the sign of Ms. Mayuri's sacrifice.
For me, this is a medal.
You forget that, just understand two things.
This nail must never come off.
And you will never touch it.
Promise..?
I promise.
But I was saying, this nail..
Don't say a word. Just understand what I am saying.
You'll not touch this nail.
This nail must never come off.
Understood..? - Yes..
Now, take these clothes and leave.
Okay? - Okay.
Take the clothes and leave!
I wonder what is in this nail
that Jija is hiding from me.
This wasn't the case before.
Why to bother now?
Hey, sleeping beauty, get up.
Such a problem. Let me sleep.
Listen, I can't contain the excitement.
Tell me, what happened last night?
Get up.
Come on.
Don't ask. It was a lot of fun.
CP tell me soon. I am very excited.
Okay..
So, he was being ignorant at first, as usual
Of course.. - But after that
when we started performing the lines
magic started.
CP, 'hashtag Chingarbhadke'
Then.. - Then?
Our eyes met.
CP, 'Hashtag Aankomeinaankhein'.
What about the reaction for the line
'I am about to be the mom of your child'?
He was left speechless.
I mean completely spellbound.
Okay, tell me, did something special happen?
Yes. As soon as I touched him
my heart rang.
What?
What did you touch that your heart rang
What? Come on, mom I was just..
CP, tell me, what is the truth?
I understand everything.
Even I have passed through your age.
Even I've done everything.
Mom..
Don't change the topic.
Tell me, tell me what is it?
Hey..
I was telling Titli
that I..
Teacher Sharma.. - Sharma. Yes.
He was our teacher. I went to his house yesterday
and as I touched his doorbell, it started ringing.
Yes.
Doorbell started ringing. - Doorbell increased.
What nonsense are you talking?
If you touch the doorbell, it will ring of course.
A fire brigade siren won't ring.
Is this something to even talk about?
No, but ma'am, Mr. Sharma didn't have a doorbell
and he had a new doorbell installed.
Everyone talks about new things, don't they, ma'am?
Titli, it's so good, I think sir got it from abroad.
Really? Abroad? - Yes.
CP, 'Hashtag Ghantibajgayi'.
Ma'am, pose for the picture.