Gulzar.
Gulzar!
Check who it is!
Why are you disturbing me early in the morning?
Hi, Jitendra!
I have brought turmeric milk
for you.
What on Earth are you doing!
It's hot, isn't it?
Listen, the hot steaming turmeric milk
is good for throat, too!
Your hoarse voice will become normal.
Cheers! Give me a hi-five!
No. I don't want to drink. You leave.
Why don't you want to drink?
You are saying as if
if I touch this milk, it'll get curdled!
Come on!
Whatever.. Please, you go.. - But..
Well, you didn't get it.
He doesn't want it to be offered by you.
Give it to me, I'll offer it to him.
Come on..
Hey, move!
Don't come between us. Give it to her.
You go. Stand at the back. Go.
Come on! You'll feel better. Drink it!
As far as feeling better is concerned
as soon as you leave, I'll start feeling better.
This injury doesn't hurt me
as much as
on seeing you does. You leave, please!
Why are you reacting as if
I have laced this milk?
Of course, you have laced it!
'Oh, God! Could he have got to know'
'that I have brought hypnotising medicine-laced milk for him?'
What.. What would I lace it with?
With love..
Care..
Feelings.
She has loaded it with all this!
Drink it. You are lucky!
You have it. You can understand her feelings, right?
So, you have it. - No!
He can't drink it. - Why?
Isn't he a human? Won't he feel the pain?
No. Because he is not hurt.
You are hurt.
So, you'll drink it, right?
Drink it. - No, I won't drink it..
Tell me something. How did you.. I mean..
How did you start feeling such concern for me suddenly?
Are you going to drink it or not?
No! I just told you!
Go, please. CP, go, please.
To heck.. - Please.. - With you!
If anything untoward happens to you, what will I
tell your parents?
You drink it!
Hey.. - You have to drink. - Hold on.
Who has ever died of hand sprain?
My parents are absolutely fine.
If you don't go from here
I don't know what will happen to you. Please go.
No harm will come to me. You drink it.
I can't! - Have it. - I can't!
Lactose intolerance.. - It will just take a minute.
'Take a minute..' It's not about time.
No.. You have to drink.. - I'm lactose..
You've to drink.. - Intolerant.. - I am lactose intolerant!
Wow! - The problem is over!
The milk is over! The fight is over!
Let me sleep now. I have got very disturbed.
You ruined my sleep.
Jitendra! - Yes? - Gulzar drank the milk!
No problem.
Hey, you stupid, idiot! Why did you drink the milk?
Problems, I swear!
What's the problem if he has drunk it?
Just shut up!
'He appears to be alert.'
'I wonder if the hypnotising medicine has acted!'
'Let me check right away.'
Jaldiram. - Yes?
Let me have the newspaper.
I want to read
what's going on everywhere.
'Well, I had great fun fooling him.'
'Come on, let me start off.'
Here, you can have the newspaper.
You know what You made a simple request.
Why are you hesitating so much?
You are acting as if you are asking me for some treasure!
If you need anything else, just let me know.
I am serious.
I don't want to read your stale newspaper!
You are right. There's nothing interesting in it.
It has only nonsensical news!
I'm serious. Even I was thinking that from tomorrow onwards
I'll stop the newspaper delivery! Absolutely!
I'll stop it!
'What! The medicine has started acting.'
'I am having fun.'
'I'll teach you a lesson now, Nanhe!'
You know what, Jaldiram!
You are a very disgusting, cheap, and unlucky person!
The moment I see your face, I feel like
punching you!
Forgive me, Nanhe.
You have to put up with my face every day!
From tomorrow onwards, you won't see this face, that's it!
Why? Are you planning to drown and die in a handful of water?
Do you want me to die right away?
'The hypnotising medicine is amazing!'
'It has made this stubborn, thick-skinned fellow'
'so timid!' Listen.
'You have come under my control, Nanhe!'
'Now, watch my act.'
Do you know what a great man is standing before you?
Tell me. What should I do, my friend?
You tell me.
Should I offer a coconut to you?
Or should I put garland on your photo? Tell me.
No! Don't put garland.
You stand up first.
You are a very disgusting, cheap, and unlucky person!
Should I stand up? - Yes!
Fine.
Tell me. What should I do? I have stood up.
'Let me have some more fun.'
Well.. I mean, usually
one seeks the blessings
Do you know what a great man is standing before you?
How do you feel?
Amazing!
Why is he coming here?
CP, look
how Gulzar is barging into our restaurant!
That too, very proudly!
Do you want me to spray the insecticide on him?
Gulzar, it's you!
CP, you are hiding here!
I looked for you everywhere.
I am not hiding.
I was right here. Have.. Have you gone blind?
Now even when I close my eyes, I can see only your face.
I feel like closing my eyes.
Are you done speaking your nonsense!
Come on, go away!
Where should I go?
You don't need to ask me to go to the purgatory.
Just get lost!
'Despite understanding, I remained ignorant.'
'She said 'hi' and left.'
'I kept saying 'bye'.'
Hey! I have been noticing you since so long.
What's going on here?
Actually, it's not going on, pal.
I am just trying.
What are you trying?
It's a matter of love, Bunty.
You will not understand. - What!
Problems, I swear!
Bunty, he is flirting with me publicly. Just look at him!
Shameless fellow!
Hey! Have you lost it? Look here!
Have you lost it?
You are coming to our restaurant and eve-teasing my boss?
You can think like that, pal.
Now God should either give me death
or settle my life.
The first one was right!
Get ready to die!
Bunty..
Hey, Gulzar, come here! Leave all that!
I am a gentle fellow. So, I am not reacting.
I've come across gentle.. - Leave me, Bunty..
Jitendra, listen. Jitendra.
Have you left the hearing aid at home?
My ears are working fine. I don't need a hearing aid.
Finally, you heard me, didn't you?
Now listen to this!
Keep Gulzar away from me!
Or else, there would be a lot of problems. I'm telling you!
Listen, CP. From my experience of many years
I have been able to understand
that you've contributed greatly in creating every problem!
You mend your ways and people will mend their ways!
They won't!
I am telling you. There has been a major problem this time!
Then, it's good for you! Congratulations!
You enjoy having major problems!
You can keep saying.. 'Problems, I swear!'
Shut up!
This time, I've really landed into a major problem
and that too, only because of you!
Pardon me?
Don't drag my name into these problems unnecessarily.
Don't ruin my reputation!
Oh, please! Of course, it's all because of you!
If you hadn't brought the hypnotising medicine
I wouldn't have stolen it from you
and I wouldn't have planned to offer it to you
and bring you under my control!
And Gulzar wouldn't have drank it by mistake
and come after me.
It's all because of you!
It's on your hands. Got it?
Problems, I swear!
What.. W-What medicine are you referring to?
Gulzar, come here!
Gulzar!
Jaldiram. - Yes?
You feed me the savoury.
I don't feel like having it by myself.
As you wish, my master.
I will stuff the savoury into your mouth right now.
Do you want to feed me and kill me?
F-Forgive me, Nanhe.
Forgive me. I made a mistake.
Do you want me to do anything else?
Do you want me to do anything else, my master?
Yes, I want you to.
Please tell me.
Just sign this document.
It states
that you have occupied a portion of this mansion illegally..
Yes..
And you are registering it in my name. That's it!
Come on, sign it.
Give me the pen.
What! - Give me the pen, fast!
My fingers are getting r-restless..
G-Give me the pen fast. I want to sign. Come on!
Give me the pen. - Here you go.
Come on! - He has come under my control now!
Mr. Lawyer, I salute you!
Hold on!
What happened? What!
What on Earth are you doing!
Gulzar.
Gulzar!
I swear on the rustling petals of these flowers
that I'll never abandon you!
Oh, my God, Gulzar!
This is so romantic!
I mean, since childhood, I wished
that I have a romantic
and good-looking boy like this as my boyfriend
and here you are! I mean
you have all the qualities, Gulzar!
That means, it's a 'yes' from you?
Hey! You skinny fellow!
What mess are you creating here?
What's going on here?
I am not creating any mess, pal. Distribute sweets.
In the empty corner of my heart
a guest.. - Stop it, just shut up!
If not, you'll be a guest of few days in this house.
Hey, you! What! Why are you being rude to him?
CP, just come with me. I want to have a word with you.
Do I look like a girl who would come with you?
What do you think of me?
Gulzar! - Excuse me!
Yes? Excuse me.
You'll speak to me, won't you? Just come with me..
I just need to speak to you. Come.
Fine. Speak in front of Gulzar.
I don't hide anything from him.
CP, it's relevant to you. Just come with me.
Oh, God!
Gulzar baby, just give me two minutes.
Take your time, baby.
Come!
I'll be right back. Just wait.
Tell me fast. I don't have free time for you.
What on Earth are you doing!
What was I doing?
I wasn't doing anything.
Gulzar was the one doing it.
Just look at him!
He was about to propose to me but..
I wonder why you came and interfered!
Well, I don't look for opportunities to interfere.
Did someone tell you at gunpoint that you have to come
and interfere for no reason?
Oh, God! No!
Actually
you are feeling jealous?
Oh, my God! Just stay away from me, please!
Jealous! Why would I be jealous?
That too, about you? I am not at all jealous.
And the first point is, you know
that he is under the influence of the hypnotising medicine.
Then why are you so overjoyed?
What about it? - Once he becomes sober, he will forget his love.
You know what, Jitendra!
I have an entire stock of the medicine
ready with me.
I have enough of it.
I can keep him under my control lifelong.
Do you.. Do you only think of such things always?
Listen to me! Okay?
I've to tell you the truth!
In the beginning, all this was a joke for me
but, Jitendra, I think I am in love!
Just look at that face! Oh, my God!
Such a cheap poetry
third-class looks, cheap style..
Still, I am falling for him!
Please do not mess this up for both of us. Okay?
You know what! I got it. - What!
You are craving for attention.
You remained immature, CP!
Come, pal.
Come, let's go home.
Excuse me!
Oh, my God, Gulzar!
- Come.. - No!
Oh, God, Gulzar, no! - You can't separate us, people!
People, you can't separate me from her!
Oh, my God!
Gulzar..
Problems, I swear!
I told you that it's not so easy to escape from me.
Jitendra.
Just wait and watch how I'll make you propose to me!
Jealous Jitendra!
A black mark on the name of friendship!
You drown and die in a handful of water!
Ever since the boat of love started sailing in my heart
even a handful of water seems like an ocean!
I'll make such a hole in your boat that you'll drown
along with the boat!
Why are you feeling jealous?
Why are you feeling jealous of my life?
Not jealous, I am laughing at you.
I don't see your teeth.
Because I am laughing secretly.
How mean of you!
You abandoned your childhood friend and changed your team.
You are now CP's friend! - Hold on.
Which team did I change?
When CP was trying to befriend you, you were ignoring her.
Did you think it right to befriend her at this point?
You are taking it seriously for no reason.
CP and I have agreed. So, your game won't work.
Gulzar, it's not a game.
We are not talking about winning or losing the game.
Do you get my point?
I do understand everything.
I do understand everything!
CP and me are getting close.
So, you are not able to digest it.
Come on, Gulzar!
You and your thinking! How do I make you understand?
I don't want to understand either!
I have seen love for me in CP's eyes.
What love? There's no love at all!
Then what are you seeing?
And won't you listen to me!
I won't!
If I listen to you, I'll have to become an ascetic.
And you don't give any importance to CP.
And you are not letting me give it either!
Pal, when you learn the truth
you will feel that asceticism is a far better option!
I know what you want.
To end my marriage before it gets fixed
but I won't let that happen.
Fine.
I'll tell you what. Decide
whether you want me, who was with you
in all your joys and sorrows
or your momentary love that has started
in which there's only deception!
You choose, pal. It's your choice!
By chance, if I choose her
what difference would it make?
The difference it would make is, by chance
you will get the terrace instead of the bed
because I won't be able to sleep on the bed with you.
And we'll only have work-related discussion in the garage.
Tell me. Do you accept it?
Pal, you are getting emotional!
I knew
that you'll never be able to go, leaving me.
I have struggled a lot in life.
During that time, I read a lot of books. A lot!
I have become a little practical now.
I see!
So..
I'll find many friends like you.
But I won't find a true lover
like CP again.
'Gulzar, you don't know the truth.'
'We love each other.'
'But we'll never be able to get united.'