Oh my God!
'Bangladesh'
Oh mom!
I will wipe even your parents' names from your memory.
It is Pavan.
Pavan? Okay.
So where in this house did Mr. Pavan enter from?
North or South?
Sister, please spare me.
I swear by my nose and ears.
I will chop both your nose and ears like this apple.
I swear by my mom, by the Goddess Santoshi.
Hey Phutki, he is swearing by Goddess Santoshi,
spare him dear, please. - Mom, just shut up.
Uma?
You locked the doors and so late...
Look at him now.
How is he sleeping!
It's almost noon.
Hey Uma? Uma, get up.
It's almost noon.
What is this style of removing his shoes.
what is this behaviour? Hey Uma?
Uma?
Get up, get up dear.
Get up.
Please massage my forehead.
Massage your forehead?
Oh man, okay, wait, I will massage.
Come.
Hey grandson, when did you return last night?
When? - Just around...
just after you slept.
Around 9:30.
Hey!
Lying to your grandma, is it?
You know what's the result of lying to your grandma?
You get black stretch marks on your face.
Got it?
I was lying awake till 1 am last night.
Aunt Renu? Aunt Renu?
Yeah, go ahead.
Where's the police? - Police?
Where will police be?
In the police station, ofcourse they would be snoring happily
in their house this early morning. - What?
Haven't you called the police yet? - No!
Hopeless.
You should have told me earlier.
Then I would need to put on 4 cups of tea.
Just stop with your tea.
Won't you call the police when a thief enters
the house in the deep of the night?
No, no.
How many times does a bald man go under Bel tree?
Just because I arranged your almirah,
you scolded me so much.
Okay, okay, fine.
Phutki, when the police haven't been informed,
you punish him yourself.
That, squatting holding ears, twisting his nose...
Yes, yes aunt.
I am ready to do whatever you say.
I am already kneeling down,
here, I am twisting my ears, my nose.
Should I squat? - Hey, are you joking?
I will hit you here, you will land in police station.
I won't even need the police jeep.
Hey grandson, you didn't ask me,
why was I awake till 1 am?
Why?
You might not have your glasses on,
and took an antacid instead of your sleeping pills.
Wake up grandson, wake up.
Just 5 minutes more, 5 minutes.
This 5 minute, 5 minute has now landed into noon.
Next people will enter your house and start shouting.
People?
What people?
What do you mean, which people?
This is why I tell you, have some water hyssop.
If you eat water hyssop, you will have a good memory
and you will remember all this.
Grandson, don't you remember what date it is today?
Okay, fine.
What's the need of involving police on such an auspicious day of year?
Auspicious? What auspicious day?
Oh damn, she forgot.
Hey Renu, I keep telling you, make some water hyssop for the girl.
Make some water hyssop for her, she forgets everything.
What's today's date, dear?
Today's 28th October.
And who is stepping into 25 years, huh?
My darling grandson.
What's that you say in English,
first wish?
That's why I was lying awake till 1 am.
Really?
Then wish me.
"Happy birthday to you."
"Happy birthday dear..."
My grandson.
And you remember this now?
Aunt!
Aunt.
Hey you, now run away.
You can enjoy the tea later?
Should I go?
Happy birthday madam.
You are enjoying in heaven,
and now you are smiling like that.
3 years ago, you left me alone here.
You are so selfish.
So selfish!
Grandma, why are you worrying?
I am with you.
Mom, Mr. Zakir is here.
Oh, he's here?
Oh man, I can't with brother-in-law Zaki anymore.
He just can't wait, he even beats a clock.
Okay, ask him to sit.
Okay. - Hey grandson.
Grandson, I am preparing the 'payesh' for you.
You come over, okay?
No, no grandma, I won't have that 'payesh' and all.
I have some work to do, please...
To hell with your work, yeah!
So many dishes have been cooked.
Pointed gourd fry, bitter gourd fry, potato fry.
Fried eggplant.
Pilaf, 'Kalia', 'Korma'.
So much has been cooked.
My grandson has to eat all that.
Come, come. I am going. - Yeah, coming.
I will prepare everything. Come over. - Hello?
Brother, is the plan for tomorrow still on?
Yes, are the tickets booked?
Yes boss, on, full on.
Boss, after owning 50 million, you won't forget us, right?
Hey brother, you won't forget either.
Let U.P. Mitra get the money in hand first,
and then who will be the Kolkata king again?
Who else but Umapati?
Yeah, absolutely.
Brother, brother, we want the treat in Bangkok.
And then, Pattaya's walking.
Absolutely, absolutely.
Sandwich, boss!
Absolutely brother, done, done.
Your brother will get you whatever you want.
Fine? - Yes! Yeah!
Dad? Hey dad?
Your granddaughter is 23 years today.
Bless us please.
May she be happy in her life.
May she... - Mom, will you stop this incessant crying?
Won't she cry?
You are her only child.
And after getting married, a mother's heart is bound to cry.
Mom, please stop assuming that I will get married.
The capital which grandpa has saved for me,
I will start my startup with that.
A kickass entrepreneur.
Kick-ass?
Man, such foul language.
Have some control over your tongue.
There, Mr. Advocate is here, it seems.
Now you will know what your grandpa was?
Brother-in-law Zakir,
here, have some sweets. Today's an auspicious day.
My grandson's 25th birthday.
Ofcourse, we will get to that.
But let's do our work first.
Where's Manik?
Call Manik.
There. - Did you call me?
Yes, yes, sit.
Manik, you are the manager of this Mitra group.
Then you would need to account for this kingdom's riches.
As we all know, Dhanapati Mitra,
before his death, clearly mentioned that
all his moving and non-moving properties,
will all go to his grandson, Umapati Mitra.
But, this will can only be
read after Umapati becomes 25.
So, for so long, the person
who single-handedly handled all of Mitra group
under the eye of Bimboboti Mitra, a highly trusted trust board.
But now..... - Enough with that, mister.
Don't lecture like a dry bread.
As everyone knows...
The introduction is the most important part, my boy.
Else the story never gets better.
Listen, stop lecturing.
Everyone knows,
that I am the owner of this Mitra group from today.
And the first thing I will do is hand you a letter.
And it will have in bold letters, you are fired.
Mr. Advocate? - Yeah.
Please have this. - Oh my!
What was the need of all this?
Oh my, you have come on such an auspicious day,
you have to have some sweets.
Have it, please. - Okay.
Fine, fine, fine.
Here, have some. - No, I won't have it. Thank you.
Are you seeing your grandpa's tricks?
You will soon be able to see that.
Hey grandpa!
I will start then?
Hey grandpa!
Hey, where's this cold breeze coming from?
I suddenly got some cold shivers.
Then, I will start?
Here, read it, read it Zakir.
Read it nicely.
Within 2 minutes, my grandson's eyes will rise to the sky.
Why are you keeping me in such suspense? Spit it out.
Wait. Let me have some betel leaves.
If the lime is wiped from this betel leaf,
this Mitra Empire will crumble down.
Impossible.
What are you saying, Lahiri uncle?
Grandpa has mentioned these things in the will?
Absolutely. We have witnesses.
Witness? Which witness?
Uncle Sourabh, Uncle Mathur.
Aunt Geeta, aunt Seeta, everyone.
What do you mean?
Did he have the entire society as witness for making the will?
I will not abide by the decision made by a dead man.
But the property belongs to the dead man as well, dear.
I mean, you have to abide by it.
I, Dhanapati Mitra, the only son of late
Sitapati Mitra and late
Subhadra Mitra.
In my full sense and wisdom,
I am making this will.
My one and only son, late Ramapati Mitra,
and his wife, late
Shuklani Mitra's only son,
Mr. Umapati Mitra.
Once he becomes 25 years old,
he will be the sole owner of Mitra Group.
Yeah.
And other than that, Kutumpur's residential home and
Kolkata's Ballygunge's home's sole owner will be this Umapati.
Umapati's grandmother, i.e.
My wife.
Mrs. Bimboboti will be the owner of
all the other non-movable assets.
And other than this, Umapati
will be bound to pay Bimboboti Rs. 1,00,000 every month,
as long as Bimboboti will be alive.
Grandma, why only Rs. 1,00,000, everything's yours.
But there are certain conditions under
which this will of mine will be followed.
Condition? What condition?
Grandma, what rubbish is he saying?
You are lying, I can't abide by any conditions.
You are making it up.
Oh damn!
After so long, I can see Bimboboti's sweet betel leaf,
but I can't have anything.
What can I do, dear?
Your grandpa was quite humorous.
Please, brother-in-law Zakir, don't get offended by this kid.
Read, please read.
My grandson, Mr. Umapati,
as per this will, can only get the ownership of this property,
when he will follow the 3 conditions of this will.
The 3 conditions are in 3 separate envelopes
and are kept with my lawyer.
In case of non-compliance of these rules,
Umapati won't get a single piece of this property.
Just how the property is with the trustee board now,
it will stay the same.
And Mr. Umapati, daily,
will be entitled to an allowance of Rs. 500.
What are you saying?
Is this a treasure hunt or a ghoul's treasure?
I am the owner, that's it.
There's a technical problem, grandson.
A huge problem.
Problem, you created the problem.
And my grandpa did this?
Both of you are trapping me.
Shame, shame. Such ill-gotten words.
Your grandpa loved his grandson.
Bimbo, you are making me nostalgic.
Technically, grandson,
you are not the owner of a single rupee of this property.
as long as you can follow the Dhanapati Mitra's conditions.
Hey, no, no, I can't follow these conditions.
Grandma, you check on this, please say something.
Grandson, let's hear it out.
You are already jumping like baboons.
You read it, read it out.
Grandson has learnt this monkey-business from his grandpa.
Damn!
My first condition is...
Mr. Umapati has to get married.
Marriage? Grandma, what is he saying?
And the bride is from current Bangladesh,
resident of Barishal, my childhood friend,
Mr. Lokesh Ranjan Ghosh's only granddaughter, Ms Uma.
Phutki.
I will work, Lahiri uncle, I have decided.
Taking that capital is same as serving capital punishment.
But will you renounce property worth 100 million?
I can't leave Dhaka and move to Kolkata.
And I won't ride a plane to get married to acquire the property.
Oh man, if you get the property, you can buy your own plane.
Hey Phutki,
don't differentiate between Bengal on this border or that.
"Ganges is my mother..."
"Padma is my mother."
Just shut up, This is not a get-together, mom.
Grandpa told me of this suitable groom even when he was alive.
He told me, told me again and again, I remember.
He somehow crossed 12th in 5 tries.
And you heard it yourself,
he couldn't even complete his graduation.
No, no, not in 5 tries, 3 tries, 3.
Really, your guy is amazing, then.
Grandpa wants me to get married to such an illiterate, useless boy and
wants to tie him to me, and you are all supporting it.
He might not be so good in studies,
but he can be a true diamond by nature.
A coal mine.
Diamond mine! She knows everything, I see.
What's the next condition? Tell me the 2nd condition.
Here, it's written here.
After complying to first condition,
and after marriage and the night of flowers,
the envelope containing the 2nd condition will be opened.
Impossible!
I will better consume rat-poison, that will be much better.
Fine.
When you don't need the property, then, let it be. Let me wrap up.
So Mrs. Bimbo, no changes anywhere then.
The trust will continue to keep an eye on the property.
And Umapati will get Rs. 500 as allowance daily.
Is this some kind of joke?
Instead of a property worth crores, you will give me spare pocket money?
What do you think of me?
Oh grandson.
Dear, please spare this oldie now.
I will have to manage the trustee board, even now?
Rather than that, what your grandpa's saying, do that, brother.
Sir, if marrying someone would earn so much,
I would have married again.
You are worrying needlessly. I am not worrying,
but that doesn't mean that some unknown stranger
from God knows where, how can I just get married?
Oh grandson, in your internet age,
how long does it take to know each other?
Hey, I will sue.
Sue? Whom?
Your grandpa? - Against everyone.
I will prove in court that
grandpa had gone crazy before making the will.
Grandpa was possessed by a spirit.
You scoundrel.
I will beat your ghost away with this cane.
O grandson,
you can lodge your case as you wish.
But grandson, remind him well
that he will have to fight against the intimidating barrister,
Zakir Hussain Molla.
Grandma, you too are going against me? You too?
What will happen now, o my God?
Again with your crying.
Don't you cry at all.
Hey, why are you crying?
If madam cries, it makes me cry too.
Quiet!
Where, where's that idiot, old man?
Hear this for once and all,
I will not marry that uncivilized, uneducated, spoilt brat.
The man who's so longer on this earth,
it's our duty to respect his last wish, my dear.
You are again going on with your Bengali drama.
Hey, listen everyone,
there's no way that vile, useless monkey,
will be marrying me, no way!
No way means no way! Not at all. And for that, if I...
Have to stay a bachelor, then I will stay a bachelor.
Good decision.
If you tell any intelligent modern girl that I get Rs. 500 daily,
forget marrying you, she will block you instead.
Even Bela Bose's lover used to earn Rs. 1100 in that times.
Hey grandson, Bela Bose will change her number.
And with your studies.
I knew it, I knew it all along.
What did you know, grandson?
That I am an orphan.
What's the matter, man?
Why's he not picking up the call?
Oh please!
Hey brother, what happened to this?
He switched off his phone?
Hey brother, I was saying, will we have Fifi?
You and your Fifi!
Who knows whether we will even have the house party tonight, and Fifi!
Hey no, I have a question here.
Did his grandpa completely eliminate him from the will?
What's he saying man?
Bro, does this mean, no Bangkok?
Why are you guys getting so scared? What's the problem?
Commander Umapati is missing before the mission even started.
I will leave then.
Okay, go carefully.
And listen, you are coming in the evening, right?
Definitely.
Mr. Zakir!
He's melting like an ice-cream with this much love.
She has a crush on that old man at this age!
Who is it?
You idiot!
Listen, my Bimbo is not characterless as you.
You useless man.
Hey old man, where are you, huh?
Where are you hiding after doing all the evil work?
Hey old man?
Come out, come out, I am telling you.
You won't be spared, old man, come out.
Hey old man, you know how dangerous I am.
Come out, come out you old man.
Come out, let me check below the bed.
Grandpa! Grandpa!
Oh!
Okay.
Now you are showing up. Hey you evil old man,
what mess have you made in the will? What?
You fixed my marriage with that idiot?
Why are you getting so angry?
See, no matter what the guy may be,
he's quite good natured.
Quite good natured? How did you know?
Are you a therapist? - No dear, no.
Dhana and me, at a time,
about you and Dhana's grandson,
have discussed a lot.
Wow! Wow! Amazing source of information.
Awesome!
Which grandpa will badmouth his grandson?
This is beyond ridiculous!
Hey?
Why are you yelling?
Come on Phutki.
That old man, he didn't have a proper funeral.
I will make the old man cross the river Gomti this time.
Hey, where's mom?
Where again? She bolted the room and is crying again.
Lahiri uncle, tell me this.
If I don't comply to the conditions of grandpa's will,
then what will happen to our house, I mean, our property?
The house will go under the trustee.
Yes, it will be taken care of by the trustee.
And sister-in-law will be under your care.
You will have to fulfill all the responsibilities then.
What? How can I take mom's responsibilities now?
It will take me sometime to get established.
Then just agree to get married and then establishment.
Where's the problem in that? All the problem will be resolved.
Lahiri uncle, you tell me something.
That friend of grandpa,
whose grandson I apparently need to marry, is he...
Dead.
But there's no other option to talk other than planchit.
But that grandpa has mentioned in his will too,
if his grandson doesn't marry you, then...
Got it, got it perfectly.
Both the grandpas are the masterclass of evil.
Lahiri uncle, I have to buy a ticket for Kolkata.
'Kolkata'
Yes, I am at terminal 2. Where are you?
You? Okay, okay.
Ballygunge.
Oh my God!
Man!
I was sleeping, you bolted me awake.
Haven't you learned to put on a seat-belt?
I am putting it on.
It just keeps on slipping.
That's how my fate is.
See, how my stomach has gotten larger.
It's all gas.
Wait, let me release some gas.
Disgusting!
Hello? - Yeah?
What's up man?
Man, I have news for you.
Don't ramble on in the morning, come to the point.
I have made solid arrangements of killing her.
Kill whom? - I have a source.
Barishal Underworld.
Underworld? - An offer you can't refuse, man.
The contract will be signed and then contract killing.
No bride, no marriage.
Not even a single speck of Phutki...
Hello? - Hello?
Hello?
Hello brother?
Hello?
I can hear you, go ahead.
No, there's a tower problem, hello brother?
Hello, it's jamming up. Hello?
Hello?
Hey, hey, there's no disruption.
Go ahead. Hello?
Brother, such a huge problem of tower.
Hello?
Hello? Hello? - Hello?
Hello?
I can hear you.
Hey? Hello?
"Oh my darling Tumpa, one..."
"Give me I am telling the truth."
I am eating tobacco today, but no longer from tomorrow. Honestly!
Uncle Vikas?
Yes.
Darling Tumpa's here.
Here, here.
Come, come. - Say, say.
No, nothing, you go.
No, I won't go. You will drive.
Come.
Fasten your seat-belt.
Uncle Vikas, you could have drove.
No, no, man.
Madam has warned me repeatedly, sir should practice driving daily.
If I don't abide by madam,
she will show me stars in the day, dear.
No, no, fasten it dear, fasten it.
Oh! Newtown.
The roads are amazing.
How smooth.
Just like butter.
I came here in the 80's.
And there was a forest here then.
In the year of 1980...
Grandpa please, will you be quiet?
Stop this wikipedia page of yours.
I am quite angry.
Sir, sir, sir.
Right, right
No, no, don't race with the cycle.
Cycle! - Fine, it's fine now.
I am not able to go to right. - Right, right.
Go to right, turn right. - Slow down, I am, I am
You know, dear Phutki.
Come let's have a Europe trip.
Seeing this xerox Big Bang, I wish
if I could see the original.
Grandpa, will you please be quiet. Don't just ramble on.
Due to you, I had to come to this ridiculous, crowded city.
And on top of that, the GPS isn't working.
This is called the female heart.
You can't traverse the alleyways of Kolkata.
This is why it's called
Tilottama.
Have you ever been to that house before?
In the year 1993, then,
I did. But my hair was black then.
Fine, I get it.
I think we have missed the house.
Let's ask in the next street. - Yes.
Okay, okay, drive, drive. - Slow, slow.
Slow, slow. - Amazing, amazing.
Horn, horn.
Yes, yes.
Hey you idiot!
Get out, get out, I am telling you.
What are you staring at me for?
I am quite used to dealing with idiots like you.
Come out.
Come out, I am telling you.
Damn, see how badly he hit it.
Absolutely head on collision.
And the fault is his. Madam's car is totaled.
Hey brother, come out.
Come out, come out.
We have been asking you to come out since then, just come out.
Come out.
Hey, what was this? What?
What happened to my car? What was this?
Who will pay for the damage to my car?
Who will compensate for it?
I want compensation.
Who will pay for it? Tell me, tell me, don't be mum.
What happened? Can't you hear what madam's saying?
We will cuss you out, not in English, but in pure Bengali.
What will he say? He's scared.
Now, he will meow like a tame cat.
Hey listen, only roaring doesn't make you a lioness.
How dare you handle the steering?
You are more blind than Dhritrashtra himself.
You have a blindfold over your eyes
Didn't you see the indicator which I gave?
This is my eye, not a periscope.
Do you know there's something called a horn in the car?
I blew that too. You do a thing,
you go to an ENT doctor, you have wax in your ears.
You have no other place to sell your made-up lies?
Oh really? But I did give the indicator.
Yes, you did. You indicated how uncivilized you are.
I know, I am telling you.
Madam, I just want to say that sir,
he's learning driving.
He was driving quite well, believe me.
But then what happened is a dog!
A dog came in the middle of the street.
And while giving the indicator and turning the steering,
Let me see.
No, no, it's a minor damage. - Minor?
My car has a minor damage?
You are teaching this grown up kid to drive?
Hey, hold your tongue. Who are you calling a grown up kid?
You are right.
It would have been appropriate to call you a pig.
But I didn't want to insult pigs this early.
Hey Phutki, my dear.
Let him go.
He's a young kid, let him go.
Listen, don't you ramble.
This is why girls shouldn't drive.
Just nonsense at every point.
Really? Listen,
the birth of people like you is an accident.
Ladies shouldn't be allowed to drive, is it?
So tell me, which foot is accelerator?
How many gears are there in the car?
See, you are not my examiner.
I am not bound to answer your questions.
But you are bound to pass sexist comments!
Sex... What sex?
What sex? - Shame, shame.
Is this how you speak?
You mustn't have heard the term 'sexist', right?
What's your education level?
Hey! Hey!
Don't you insult my grandson like that.
My grandson is quite literate.
Even if he couldn't complete graduation in 3 tries,
he tried his best.
Let me tell you this, huh.
Loku? You?
Where were you for so long?
Loku - Hey Dhana!
What are you doing here? - I should be asking this.
What are you doing here, you scoundrel?
Hey, who is this scoundrel? Your grandson?
Oh wow! - And this
dangerous fighter lady, who is she?
She? She's my granddaughter.
Phutki.
Phutki? - Yes.
Why are none of you saying anything?
This man has no knowledge of holding a steering,
and he's been lecturing me on what should women do, since then.
Yeah seriously, a loafer guy.
You should be slapped nicely.
Kneel down and apologize to madam.
Uncle.
Not uncle, brother,
I am squatting, please spare him.
He's a young kid, please...
Yeah, a little itty-bitty kid!
Hey listen, you have been rambling on since quite long.
I won't apologize to you. - Oh really?
What's your name?
Yes tell me, it would be useful while lodging FIR.
Oh FIR? You would lodge FIR, huh?
Excellent madam. Excellent.
You are threatening me with FIR? FIR?
Do you know who I am? Do you?
My name's Uma,
Umapati...
Sir?
Sir? Oh my!
How powerful she is, man!
Where's grandma?
Does grandma have even a second to spare?
After all, new daughter-in-law has arrived.
Oh please! What daughter-in-law?
Oh my! What?
Your wife, how nicely she's arranging the house.
Hey, don't you play games with me, Toto's mom.
You just need gossip material, right?
Playing games?
When did I play games, Khokababu?
Fine, I won't say a word.
But I was saying that the girl is quite dominant.
How she came here on her own, without informing anything to anyone?
She's as stubborn as you.
I was saying that,
you guys will look great together, Khokababu.
No, I mean...
if you guys have a Khokababu of your own, that would be great!
Hey.
Just rub ice on my cheeks.
That would be good for me, go ahead.
Fine.
Slowly, slowly, Toto's mom.
Hey, what are you doing? Do it properly.
Hey Hari? - Yes madam?
Tidy up the curtains. - Sure.
Careful, oh man!
Rushing everything.
There they are.
Dhana, this is my intimidating granddaughter, Phutki
and Phutki, this is my childhood friend,
Dha...no, no.
No?
No, my full name is Dhanapati Mitra.
Yes, the full.
I know, I saw.
On the roads, when you were defending your grandson.
Fine, fine.
You...
Can you see us?
Miracle, it's a miracle.
So great that you can see us.
Amazing, amazing
So dear, please check on my grandson, okay?
Fine, I will, I surely will.
I will, I will leave then.
Sure.
Hello? So what I was saying is...
Can you hear me? - What? What?
I was saying that,
when I was young,
if I had gotten a girl like your granddaughter.
Shame! Shame!
You died and became a ghost,
but your character is still not rectified.
Shame! Shame!
Loku!
Fine.
Hey dear, where did granddaughter go?
There. - Here I am.
Oh dear... - I am here.
Madam, then you take some rest now.
I have started the cooking.
Today we have soft mutton curry, hilsa with curd.
and prawn malai curry.
I know how the dishes are cooked back home.
One day, I will treat you to knifefish 'muitha',
I will make it for you.
1 minute, 1 minute.
Who asked you to cook so much?
I am trying to diet.
Oh my! You have had such an arduous journey, you aren't hungry?
I came in a plane grandma, not in a hand driven rickshaw.
Why would it be arduous?
Got it.
The news about marriage filled you with such excitement!
You know grandma, I am not excited at all.
There, he is.
I had something to talk to you about.
Hey grandson, new daughter-in-law wants to talk to you,
how can you be so shy?
No, no, let him stay in your lap, I can talk from here.
Tell me, what you have to say?
Do you have any nickname?
You can call him as 'O dear'
Khokababu's name is Khokababu.
Hey Khokababu, here, look at me.
Do you know why I came here?
As you are trapped and so am I.
And I, rather than sleeping it out, like you,
am trying to break the status quo of the problem.
Someone like you who struggled to clear class 12th,
is super lazy, highly uncivilized and a dorky useless fellow,
and it's absolutely impossible for him to achieve anything.
I have to do whatever needs to be done, but still.
Still, the most saddening part to me is,
I have to take your help in this matter.
So Khokababu, the mission is on.
So brother-in-law,
does this girl seem fine to you?
Hey! What do you mean, 'fine'?
Absolutely golden choice, yes!
Dhanapati has the eyes of a goldsmith, you know.
See, if you have to take someone as lazy as Uma,
such a good-for-nothing guy and make pumpkin curry,
then you need such a solid cook, you know.
See, I am telling you, this laziness of Umapati,
that will have a full-stop this time.
A Phutki.
Hey Phutki, what kind of girl are you?
You have reached so long ago,
But you are just remembering your mom?
I had no chance of calling.
Accidents are occurring one after the other since I arrived here.
What accidents are you talking about?
Did you break your arms or legs?
I will leave for your place tomorrow itself.
My patience has been broken mom, not my arms or legs.
I feel it would have been better had I not come here.
Oh dear, why?
Are the people there not good?
I don't even care about the others.
That guy! That guy...
He is as rotten as they come!
Look dear, even if some people may seem bad from their outer appearance.
They might actually be a gem...
You are again stuck at metaphors instead of the main issue, mom.
I feel like grandpa's possessions will go to the trust only.
I will have to struggle!
Dear, why don't you struggle to fall in love with that guy?
I'm gonna go and today I'll make
sure all of this comes to a conclusion, one way or the other.
Listen...
Oh dear.
Uncle Harihar? - Yes.
Would you like some freshly fried Luchis?
With chickpea and lentil curry? And 'Aloo dum'(potato curry).
Why do you always talk about food?
Does my face remind you of food somehow?
Is this a hotel?
Where is the guy? - The guy...he...
Grandson? He is with some of his friends.
I wanna know with whom is he right now.
I want to know his location.
Location?
How can a man like me say something like that?
Our driver, Vikas, he knows.
Give me the uncle Vikas' number.
Hello? - Its me, your sister.
Oh lord!
Yes, sister?
We are so far away right now.
This is a very dark and confusing road,
you'll not be able to navigate here.
There are wild animals on the road.
You don't live here, how come you'd understand the roads here?
I am not a coward like your sir.
Just tell me the address.
Okay.
Night hunter.
What? Night hunter, what sort of a name is this?
Boss, the girl is heavy desperate.
She landed herself?
There is a big twist in the game here, boss.
You need to be careful.
And look brother, don't miss that girl in any case.
It is about 100 million.
Do you know what 100 million even mean?
Haven't you seen it in the movies.
They call you sweet names like baby
and then take you away and marry you.
Just like Sharukh Khan in Bazigar.
A push directly from the top of the terrace.
Down and out, dead. Vicky Malhotra.
Push?
Vicky Malhotra?
What do you think, I'm a serial killer?
You are just spewing out rubbish.
Boss, that 100 million would anyhow be spent after your lawyer's fee.
Listen, the kind of a girl she is,
she is enough to take away 100 million herself.
You guys won't get it.
Boss, have some.
Take this and chill. - No brother.
Here you go.
How does the girl look by the way? How's she?
She's good brother, wife material!
Good evening sir.
Good evening.
Let us go upstairs.
What a disgusting place.
They wear such short clothes here.
If you are done talking then shall we go upstairs?
What are you doing here?
I have some private matter to discuss with you, Khokhababu.
You could have just called.
As I told you, it is a private matter.
It is about our lives, heart.
Can such matters be discussed over a call?
Come with me, please. - Just a second.
Look.
These are my childhood friends.
You can say anything in here.
Oh dear.
So you guys come to the Night Hunter since your childhood.
Hi, I'm Jishu.
I'm Krish.
Greetings.
Dear!
Jishu, Krishna! Oh my God.
You all seem to hail from the heavens.
Yet all of you are such cowards.
Coward?
Hello, whom are you calling a coward?
Tell me, where do I have to go?
I'm U P Mitra! I'm afraid of no one.
Lets go! Come on.
Come on!
It is going to be fun!
They are saying it is going to be fun.
Then let us go and watch the fun.
Slowly! Slowly!
Slowly!
Watch it! Careful!
Oh dear! Oh lord!
Why don't you drive a bit slowly?
We'll reach heavens if you drive at such a speed.
Please drive slowly.
Just tell me where are we going?
If you drive so fast
then I will have to call the police.
Will you please drive a bit slowly.
Are you a psychopath like Raman Raghav?
Please slowly!
Why didn't you bring uncle Vikas?
Dhana, look at your grandson's face,
deflated like a mango.
I'll cut your throat and dump you down the river.
Would you like that?
Then stop talking so much!
What do you mean? Have you kidnapped me?
Get out.
Get out!
Madam, sister-in-law drove the car herself and left.
What? Where were you?
I was at the...
Get lost!
What is he even stuttering about!
Listen. - Yes?
She had driven the car and went away.
But she isn't just driving the car.
She is also driving your grandson crazy.
Yes!
It is done. It is settled.
Bimbo, print the wedding invites now.
Please! Brother-in-law.
What do you even say.
What do I even say, huh?
When have I ever been wrong till now?
Are you proposing me?
Are you intellectually challenged?
Or have you not evolved from Orangutan?
No, I mean you asked me to marry you.
That was a deal, not a proposal.
I have no interest in marrying a dumb guy like yourself.
It is a matter of immense sadness that
if I don't marry this dumb guy then my luck won't shine as bright!
Loku.
Your granddaughter is so good with words.
Your grandson is dumbfounded.
Absolutely speechless.
You must not be able to spend your future with Rs. 500 per day?
Think about it as my suggestion comes from a practical reasoning.
If I get the possessions then that would indeed help me.
What do you mean it'll be of help?
You will waste the money in Mauritius or Bangkok.
Who told you that?
Let us go and listen as well.
No, no. See the husband and wife are talking there.
Why should we interfere in between?
We need not go.
I know useless people like you very well.
And you know what will I do?
I will start an organisation in Bangladesh.
I will start a cottage industry in Dhaka.
I will involve girls from all over Bangladesh
and help them be independent.
Hey, why are you staring at me with that face like catfish?
I didn't stare at you.
And who said my face is like a fish?
Okay dear, your face is just like a platypus.
Platypus...? - Oh, you must have never heard of a platypus.
It's an animal just like you.
Okay, you just Google it. Anyway, no problem.
Let us get married and sort out the matter of possessions.
Then we'll file for divorce within a week.
This seems to be a great idea.
How will this work out? - Simple.
My husband, Uma Mitra is characterless, womanizer,
careless, characterless, everything.
That Maddy, Natasha, Tina, China, Mina,
you have a so-called fling with all of them.
I know it all.
I have no problem with that, in fact I'll even give you more names.
But what if there is some issue with the other part of the deal?
Marrying a hopeless, characterless, useless
and careless man like you, there isn't anything more tragic than that!
I was saying that, dear,
you scolded my grandson a little too much.
I mean, he's at the verge of crying.
Grandpa! Let him be a bit tensed and scared,
then only will he learn his lesson.
Am I characterless?
I'm useless?
What does that Khuki think of herself?
Hey! Hey!
Madam!
Hey Phutki madam.
Madam!
Easy there.
The girl made me walk 5 kms.
It would have been better if grandpa had sent me to the gallows.
Why are you talking like that, grandson?
Did she know that you have left your wallet at the restaurant.
She thought you would book a taxi and come.
What is it? Where are you going?
I'm off to the Himalayas.
To become a hermit.
Even you are supporting her.
Why would you become a hermit, grandson?
These are the blessings of your past life
that you are getting such a wife.
Even you are supporting her!
She has taken away my car today.
Tomorrow she'll make me homeless.
Grandson, the way you waste money.
If you don't get married then you'll be homeless anyhow.
Oh dear!
What happened? - Just kill me!
No, no, and Toto's mom,
do it lightly and slowly, dear.
Oh my dear!
I miss your father so much today.
He couldn't even see you as a bride.
Is it even a marriage if you don't dress up like this?
You were saying that you'd have a court marriage
and register yourself there.
No dear.
A court marriage isn't a real marriage.
A marriage happens in a wedding stage.
Like your marriage is about to be now.
Wear your clothes, sir.
Mother will be here any minute.
Then she'll be extremely angry.
Please wear your clothes.
Wear it! Please, wear it.
Come on now, wear it.
Silence!
I am not going to wear such clothes.
Will you get married in your undies then?
Grandson!
Grandma is coming.
What is this?
You are still sitting like this?
I have been telling him since so long
to wear his undies, grandma.
But he isn't getting it at all.
Dhruti! - You hit me.
Yes!
Grandson, my Phutu has been ready for so long.
And you are here sitting in your towel still?
It seems you are full of love for her.
It seems that she is your real grand daughter!
And I am no one to you.
Grandson.
I have two groups now.
I am in your group as well as hers.
Did you get it?
What do they call it during a football match? Yes, a referee.
The way the game starts as the referee blows his whistle.
Did you get it?
Manik? - Yes.
I will blow the whistle.
You guys will start getting him into his clothes.
Then shall I whistle?
No.
Grandma?
Put the dhoti on him.
Yeah, yeah.
Come on. Wear it. - No, no.
"The clarinet sounds in a wedding tune."
"The butterfly gang gets together."
"When will the Bangkok dream ever come true? Leave it all apart."
"Tied in the holy 7 rounds are the legs."
"The groom is Lord Shiva, wife is Bruce Lee."
"In the feet coloured by Karate,
Khuki on one gang, Khoka another."
"Under hypnosis, they dance."
"Groom from Ballygunge,
is tied to bride from Barishal."
"Groom from Ballygunge lucked on bride from Barishal."
Hey listen, I was looking for you. What happened is,
take this candle and go to...
Yeah, that's it.
Here. - Give it to me.
Grandma, he said this is required for wedding.
"Look at this!" - "Look at this."
"Taste it." - "Taste it."
"The game is full-on."
"Be it in the coat." - "How would I know?"
"Or in pocket."
"This marriage is a holy one."
"For this strange honeymoon, lies close Canada."
"Both will go their separate ways."
"Keeping all the arguments and fights aside."
"Keep to your own."
"The groom from Ballygunge lucked on bride from Barishal."
Hey! - Dhana!
Finally our dream is fulfilled.
As I said. - What are we now then?
In-laws!
"The groom from Ballygunge lucked on bride from Barishal."
"Let's start."
Stay happy with everyone, dear.
Hey Abala, why are you crying like that?
Your daughter isn't going anywhere, dear.
She will stay in her own room in this house.
After all, this house belongs to her too.
And it's your house too, and you will stay here as well.
Don't cry. - House, property, write everything to her.
Just give me a stool to sit.
And a mat for sleeping, that will be enough.
Don't cry, mom.
Boss, the girl is great.
Believe me, your life will be amazing.
You are even more dangerous than Bibhishan.
No!
This friend of yours is quite intelligent.
I completely agree with his observation.
Hey listen? - Hey brother, brother.
Brother, brother...
What are you guys doing? - Nothing. Nothing.
What could I do? It wasn't getting in.
Bye.
What did you do?
What happened?
He didn't even take it.
Today he needed that kind of protection from the girl.
"Hey grandpa!"
What happened?
Why did you stop?
No, actually,
it's the room of the night of flowers.
Entering this room won't be appropriate for grandpa, right?
You still haven't learnt what my granddaughter is!
Your grandson is fated to
dancing to her tunes whole night.
Hey Loku!
Don't you say anything bad about my grandson.
Why? - He is a good boy.
You find this kind of guy,
then you want to know what kind of guy he is?
Loku! - Fine.
Where are you going?
To sleep.
With such a king size bed, you are going to sleep on the sofa?
Are you showing me up?
No, I mean, with you, on the same bed...
Oh my! Leave all this virtuous drama.
Sleeping on the same bed...
Have you done this with other guys?
If needed.
What are they saying?
That... why, what do you need?
You and your grandson, you are so narrow-minded.
Not trustworthy at all.
Even smells rotten.
Loku! - Fine!
What do you mean?
Meaning, I go on trekking, there you have one big room,
if needed, you have to share it with 5 other people.
If your virginity is not at stake, you can share too.
Okay.
If you are not scared of ghosts, can I turn down the lights now?
I am not scared of ghost at all.
Wow! Great.
You won't even be scared.
I am more dangerous than ghosts.
If you overdo it, I will twist your head.
Come, come.
Come outside.
I will just freshen up.
"Hey grandpa!"
There she is, there.
"Grandpa."
"Hey grandpa."
Really, I can't believe.
You guys have no sense of time.
We forgot.
I swear by Loko, believe me
See, just because we are ghosts,
we haven't sacrificed our humanity.
Then for sake of that humanity, tell me now,
what's the second condition for the agreement?
I don't remember.
Loku does, Loku?
No, no, my memory is at a total loss.
Hey you grandpa, don't you dare lie.,
I won't let you escape anywhere, tell me, tell me right now.
Loku? - Fine.
Grandpa!
These 2 old men will bet he cause of my untimely hair ripening.
Damn!
Impossible! - Never.
Never ever.
No means no.
Rather than shedding tears, let's go home quietly.
I told you, I am coming in a flight in just a few days.
That's all fine, but your husband..
Husband?
Who's my husband?
I will divorce him after a week.
Shush. - Shush? Why are you shushing me?
I will divorce him, and that's final.
You can call him my ex-husband.
Phutki, why are you doing this, dear?
Atleast tell me what was written there in the 2nd condition?
I can't tell you what the 2nd condition was.
When I said I can't comply, it means I can't.
I just can't comply, don't you shed any more tears. Go.
Listen grandma,
I can't even imagine, that grandpas were so cunning.
I thought, I will get married and divorce after a few days.
But this seems to be the opposite case.
Don't you get angry, grandson, it will be alright.
Everything will be fine.
Just nonsense!
Another pain, the 3rd condition is surely going to be another pain.
If I knew getting property would be such a real issue, I would never...
Shame on you Phutki.
You married him with the holy fire as your witness,
only to divorce him?
So many people blessed you, shame!
Being my daughter, you... - What will they say?
What will they say? I am selfish, egoistic, right?
I was so proud.
My daughter has such a kind heart.
She's such a nice girl.
She thinks so much for everyone.
Your daughter knows how to fight for herself, mom.
And sorry to say, I am not a cry-baby like you,
and I can't tolerate everything with sealed lips.
And listen, don't cry like this, wipe your tears.
Your tears are blackening your face.
Can't you see what's good for your daughter?
Hey daughter-in-law, they are calling you both downstairs.
That lawyer and advocate are here, so please come.
My 2nd condition is
both of you, together, as a couple,
have to atleast spend atleast 1 year together.
Oh really, so this is the condition you have a problem with?
Have you decided that you will divorce?
No matter whether you get the property or not, right?
Yes!
Wow! Oh wow!
How many couples are so synced up?
Ideal couple, this is what's called ideal couple.
Yes, so you two are quite synced up, I see.
Why don't you guys get married?
Listen, listen one thing carefully,
I want to divorce this characterless loafer man, yes.
Me too. This crazy woman!
Crazy?
Peculiar.
Hey, do you have any proof? - Ofcourse, I have.
I saw it just last night, she talks to the air.
That's poetic,
such romantic matters are out of scope for a unromantic man like you.
1 minute, 1 minute.
So, as you just character assasinated
Umapati Mitra without a sweat, do you have any...
I have ample reasoning.
My research, my homework,
and loads of information I got from my gossip team network say
that the term 'character'
doesn't even exist in this uncivilized man's dictionary.
Don't listen to her.
I saw from the very first day, her talking to air.
Oh wow!
So technically, you knew even before marriage.
When both of you know everything,
and even after gathering every bit of info about each other,
and yet decided to get married, then...
So, on this ground, there can be no divorce.
It can't? - No, it can't.
Well, what then?
What then? Enjoy your married life.
You have our blessings.
May God bless you.
Get lost.
"Hey grandpa!"
So, your granddaughter will really leave, right?
That's what it seems like.
"Hey grandpa!"
That girl, is quite fast.
See, I knew oil and water won't mix.
But, as they say, the world's built on hope.
What I think is, if they have even a little bit of love,
then this oil would be up in flames.
"Hey grandpa!"
Let me tell you Loku,
when there's no love between them,
then there's no property, either.
"Hey grandpa!"
They did say it,
but didn't understand that
the biggest treasure of the world is, love!
I was saying that, I am sorry.
Suddenly...
No, if I hadn't suddenly appeared like this,
you wouldn't have been in this mess.
No, if that,
if you hadn't come, then I would have had to catch a flight,
and go to Bangladesh.
Actually, I was thinking of something,
that, as we decided initially that
we will tolerate each other for 1 week.
So can we, somehow, extend this to 50 weeks,
can't we? - What?
50 weeks?
Is this a cinema?
Running successfully 50 weeks!
No, I understand that it will be very difficult
for you to spend your life on Rs. 500 daily.
But still!
But this money is enough for a lot of families.
And see, if I correct my lifestyle,
then my side will be done.
But this is just a capital for your dreams,
and you won't engage in stupid activities in Bangkok.
My dream is the capital for my dream fulfillment, you know.
The money is incidental.
It might be late, but it will be mine.
But, won't that be a little too late?
I mean, not just for you,
the Bangladeshi girls you are thinking of,
won't they be deprived of this?
Wow! You have learned to argue quite well.
So what do you think?
As compared to the first 2 conditions, the 3rd condition
won't be terribly awful?
Be that it may,
actually after having such heavy talks from morning,
there's a traffic jam in my brain.
Now I want to rest a bit.
So, you want to give it a try?
Another 50 weeks, right?
No, I was wondering if
we could somehow survive till half-century,
then this useless life of mine, as per your guidance,
could be a little bit like cinema.
Dhana!
Loku! - It's done.
Mom, mom, please come here.
I just can't stay here all alone.
What do you mean alone?
You have a house full of people.
I am missing your constant crying a lot, mom.
Damn, you silly girl, don't worry so much.
You talked about your startup, here.
I have to start that.
Please give me the responsibility dear, I will handle it over here.
Mom?
Are you serious?
Yes dear, I am.
Mothers always want the best for their children.
Anyway,
don't get me to talk more.
I will cry now.
I am hanging up.
Hey, take it, take it away.
Hold it, hold. - Hey!
What's happening here?
Where are you taking it? - To that room.
Keep the things back here, all of it.
Not a single thing will be moved from this room.
Brother... - Why?
Your daughter-in-law from Barishal will live here.
That's why I am emptying the room.
Oh dear, and you? - In the room upfront.
We have to maintain a distance of 6 feet.
It will take 50 weeks just to clear this museum of yours.
Museum?
Can you see any mummy here?
I wouldn't be surprised if there really was.
The entire house is filled with weird memorabilia from your childhood.
I can see a guitar there, cricket bat there, wicket and here,
badminton racket.
But they are so dusty.
Hey, don't touch, keep it back, keep it.
Okay, I kept it back.
Tell me something?
Why did you never used those correctly?
You don't have to worry about that.
That's why I am vacating this room.
Else you will later complain that I was given a smaller room,
I had problems adjusting.
I wasn't able to go anywhere, fine now?
Hey, go, why are you standing?
Hey!
Not a single thing will move from here, got it?
Everything will be here.
And sister-in-law's stuff will be kept here too, once it comes.
What?
Meaning? As per the condition,
you have to live like husband-wife.
And in the words of brother-in-law Zakir,
technically, you will stay in the same room.
Did you hear that, grandson?
Don't create any more mess. It's already noon,
I am quite sleepy, I will sleep peacefully now. Hey!
Not a single thing should be moved from here.
Got it?
Hey, you two, leave.
So sir, what do I do now?
You? You stare at my face.
Okay. - Did you see that?
Yeah.
Just leave.
Hey listen. - Hey listen.
Hey... - Shut up.
Hey, what are you doing. - Hey, don't you dare,
No, no, not that, not that. What are you doing?
Those pictures are part of my college collection.
Hey, not that.
These weird pictures won't be here.
Hey, this is my room, okay? - It's mine too.
And I won't allow these weird things in my room.
Yes, absolutely right, granddaughter-in-law.
Hey granddaughter-in-law, why don't you do this?
What I will say is all these weird stuff,
sell them by weight.
Yeah, do a thing.
You also sell me with these.
Rather than staying as a minority in my own room,
No point, none will buy, and even if someone does, we won't make much.
Did you hear that? In front of you,
standing in my room, she's insulting me thusly.
I will commit suicide now.
You...
Fine, I will see you.
And you too.
Sit, sit here.
He's quite angry.
You know granddaughter-in-law, you decided to stay here,
you made a great decision.
Yes, granddaughter-in-law.
The way he is now,
your grandpa and I am responsible for that.
You know granddaughter-in-law,
after he was born, his mother passed away.
And then, after a few days,
his dad had an accident.
And his dad didn't survive that.
We all were feeling as if we are mad, and selfishly,
we took him to be our only support.
If he didn't see us nearby,
he used to behave such weirdly.
He used to cry, shout,
and we, we kept him close to our hearts.
He couldn't do well in studies.
He had no love for studies.
But his dad was a scholar.
You know, all the time,
all the time, we used to compare him with his dad.
But that worsened it somehow.
That's why I am saying, we are the ones responsible.
We are the selfish ones.
We sheltered our grandson so much,
we didn't let him feel any pain.
And the way he is today,
we oldies are responsible for that.
Don't cry, grandma.
Don't you cry.
Everything will be fine.
You see.
When I used to talk with brother-in-law Lokesh over the phone,
he used to just talk about you.
How naughty you have become,
how studious you are,
how stubborn you have become!
I used to hear about those and wonder,
what if the grandson and granddaughter,
were to be exchanged?
So grandma, tell me something?
Yeah, sure. - Did you know about this will scam of grandpas?
No! He didn't tell me anything.
But he did tell me,
that you see, how I will startle them with the will?
I had no idea the man will pass away like this.
Oh my God!
Hey!
Hey, who's there?
Open your door. - What kind of culture is knocking at doors?
I am bathing, it will take some time, I just put on the shampoo.
Are you joking? This is my bathroom.
There's no lack of bathrooms in your house,
let me bathe peacefully.
Aren't you ashamed, you are pushing people away
from the bathroom gates at such dangerous times!
Hey, open the door.
Mom? I needed some signatures.
Sign and all can wait, first sit.
Eat this, and then we will get to sign.
Got it?
And you, Toto's mom, serve the food. - Yes.
Oh wow! So much.
Yes, you have to eat, have it.
And listen, you go to the kitchen, and see what all has been cooked.
Good morning grandpa Zakir.
Very good morning.
So, today's the joining?
I am very excited.
A small school with 30 little kids,
I have never taught before.
You see, you will find it quite entertaining.
Your Kolkata life has just been adventures from day 1, huh?
Of course!
Zakir sir? - Yes?
Tell me something, where's it mentioned in the will,
that wife will capture the bathroom?
Bathroom?
Why are you so worried about the bathroom?
Hey!
Your stomach's not clear, is it?
I have
a sure-shot Ayurvedic treatment.
You keep you treatment with you, come to the point
My bathroom will be mine.
If needed, I will protest outside the bathroom.
Can you see that? Can everyone see that?
He's the one who's breaking the terms of the will.
If needed, you will go to the bathroom on the first floor,
or on the 3rd floor, but you can't do all that in my bathroom.
Technically, one room means we have to share a bathroom too.
So legally... - Seriously, grandson?
You will get your new wife to climb the stairs for bathroom?
Useless!
You do a thing,
you fry steaming 'luchi' for your darling granddaughter-in-law.
I am leaving. - Hey, wait.
Stand here quietly.
So Manik, the signs you are getting me to do,
rather than me, get grandson to do it.
He will be busy in something then.
What? He will sign?
With his super-laziness, one sign will take one year.
You don't need to comment about me so much.
By the way... - Yes, you.
No matter I am lazy or anything else,
you don't have to comment on that.
Waking at 11 am, and then rolling in bed.
And then breakfast and again rolling in bed.
Then lunch, and again rolling in bed.
Then getting up at evening and going out.
and we can forget about the night completely.
The hippos in the zoo are more active than this.
Yeah, so what should I do? Start dancing on the bed?
Even if you don't do that, atleast don't dance on grandma's head.
You can handle the Mitra group's business a little.
Oh please, all those job, business is not for me.
What can you do then?
I mean what else can you do but snore all day?
You might have some other dreams in addition
to wasting money on foreign trips with friends, don't you?
It's not just enough to get the property,
you need to learn to maintain it too.
You better teach your school kids this.
Yeah, you are right.
They will get it better than you.
Rather than talking to a wall like you,
it's better to talk to air.
Grandma, I am getting late for school, I am leaving.
Yeah, sure. - Wait, I will drop you off.
Come.
Please keep them signed.
Yeah, you keep it here, I will sign it.
Listen, be careful. - Yeah grandma, I am leaving.
Boss, hey boss?
Why are you so grumpy?
I made a mistake.
Mistake? - A huge mistake.
The decision to get married?
I have to be subjected to such cruel words at my own home.
I made a huge mistake.
See brother, I am only saying this because I am high.
Every mistake leads to something good, boss.
Else such a great cosmic connection,
there must be some serendipity.
Else, Ballygunge and Barishal can never be one, boss.
Won't you have dinner?
I am not hungry.
You could have told me earlier.
The home-made food wouldn't have been ruined.
Anyway, I have kept the food on dining table,
eat it if you are hungry.
I told you I won't eat.
It's kinda foolish to vent your anger on food.
Is there any point getting my anger out on you, then?
Just hurtful words and fights!
You are angry not at me, but at yourself.
Anyway,
if you are not awake yet, turn down the lights.
I will sleep now.
No!
Chicken! Yes.
Should I heat up the food?
No need.
You will eat cold?
Will you have cold food? - Yes.
Although, the heat of anger would have made your head a microwave,
and roti and chicken will start steaming on touch.
You should get angry with a calm head, got it?
Useless! Give it to me.
Hey, why did you open it?
You were looking so sweet.
Sorry!
So, should I drop you off?
You?
If we don't take uncle Vikas, there's bound to be an accident.
Oh, no, no, I have become more careful after that accident.
Don't you worry.
I can, I can. Let's go.
Although, what does it even matter?
Since last few months, my life's been a series of accidents.
I will drive on the way back.
Here, didn't you just say you will drop me off?
Why are you still sitting then?
Yeah! - Come, quick!
Yes!
May Goddess Durga keep them safe.
"Hey grandpa!"
Hey?
Will you go?
No.
Let it be.
Today I really
want to say something to Phutki.
What?
Hey Phutki,
what you think as an accident,
I think as fairytale.
Am I right? - Absolutely right.
Right! Absolutely right.
Why didn't you drive?
No, I mean, I was feeling quite nervous.
Actually you were there.
So if I somehow hit someone, so...
You are thinking too much.
Anyway, grandma's quite tensed, you know.
Yeah, about, that cold-storage problem, right?
Uncle Manik was telling me.
The matter's quite serious.
Your business rival, earlier he had this storage there.
He's bribing your employees
and creating problems at the AC plant on a daily basis.
All the things have gone bad.
Anyway, you can leave from here, I will get a taxi on my way back.
And yes, be quite careful.
Don't you get into an accident with any lady's vehicle.
Keep that in mind.
You are technically married now.
I will leave?
Have I kept your agency for swatting flies?
There should be 24 hours security.
Brother Manik, security guards are people too.
They might have dozed off.
No, that can't be an excuse.
When you are so sleepy,
then give him a pillow instead of salary, uncle Manik.
Hey, you go.
Sir, you?
Yeah, I just wanted to get an understanding of things.
I can't even imagine,
that your grandson came on his own, to the office!
"Grandpa!"
Loku? - Yeah, fine.
"Hey grandpa!"
Really, really Loku, your granddaughter can do miracles.
Didn't I say, my granddaughter knows magic.
What happened? Why are you buttering me up so much?
Uma went to the office today.
What can be bigger than this?
Family business, office inside home,
he never sat on that chair, never took any responsibilities,
that's disgraceful.
No need to give him standing ovation for doing this much.
No, no.
Actually, the thing is, Bimbo spoilt him.
And I too never controlled him like that, so...
He will only learn if he wants to, got it?
And listen, I teach pre-primary and I get paid for that.
I can't teach an adult boy.
Sorry! Move aside.
Is it increasing love
or rust?
This is what I have no idea about.
"Grandpa!"
Loku?
Fine.
What are you doing? - I mean, no, hair.
No, no, mosquito. Mosquito.
It's better to keep one thing in mind.
This whole thing between us is a contract, for 1 year.
It's not real marriage.
Then, it's fine.
We just have 10 more months.
And the contract expires after that.
2 months have passed?
Right.
Anyway, I have to leave in the morning, I will sleep now.
Who's that man, who came to talk to you?
Which man?
Oh, got it.
His name is Shantanu.
That school is his dream project.
Wow!
Great.
What's great?
No, just that, you and his dream,
both have merged beautifully.
That's true.
This is what we discuss all the time.
He wants to expand the school.
And how can my startup's plan be merged with his,
or whether it is even possible, I was just wondering that.
And do you get the time to speak so much between the classes?
Even if we don't get time, we find time.
Wow, great.
So, let me turn the car here.
You can drive here on.
And yes, I will be late.
Bye, bye.
What happened? Leave it, give it to me.
I am asking you leave, ain't I?
Didn't I tell you to give me that?
No, leave it. - Give it to me, I tell you.
Leave it. - No!
Damn, here, hold it.
Hey, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
Give me the bottle.
- No, I won't.
Give me the bottle.
I won't give you anything but the water bottle.
You have already vomited thrice,
will you go home passed out now?
That's not home.
That's a property.
A concrete building.
None there is worried about me.
We do.
All of us do. - All of us worry about you.
And that's why we are telling you this,
don't drink too much.
Don't drink my brother, please don't.
Phutki.
How could Phutki do this to me?
You know, she thinks of me as an uncivilized animal.
That's why she's sharing her dreams with someone else.
Brother, I want to ask you something.
When did you start dreaming of Phutki?
If Phutki never came in my life,
then I would have never known,
how to dream?
Phutki!
They were standing in front of the school.
She was giggling and talking to that man.
She didn't look at me once, she went straight in.
You know,
I went in the evening too. - Hey brother!
Bro? Bro, bro!
Slowly.
Sorry, Phutki, a bit, he had a bit too much today.
Please don't mind.
Please adjust a little.
We are leaving, okay brother?
Hey, you all come.
Come, come.
"Some poet's poem...
Dream girl."
"Some lotus."
"Dream girl."
Aren't you ashamed spying on your wife?
Wife? What wife?
What spying?
Don't you try to act all naive.
Why was I talking to Shantanu,
what relation do I have with him, why do I laugh at his words,
stop your rubbish homework on this.
As per our contract,
there's no existence of the term 'jealousy'.
Jealousy?
What do you think of yourself, boss?
See, stop valuing yourself too high.
See, in my life, I haven't achieved anything as such.
Fine.
And you are rocking it with your dreams.
Fine.
But that doesn't mean that in your love,
I will roam behind you.
That won't happen.
I need an evidence.
Just one piece of evidence.
Evidence? Evidence of what?
As you just said,
you will divorce me as I have a bad character.
And you will tell that to everyone.
So, that leaves me with this point, right.
That's why I was doing all this homework.
So that I can balance it.
"A poet's poem, dream girl."
"A lotus of some pond, dream girl."
"A poet's poem, dream girl."
I will leave, then? - Sure.
May you always be happy.
Listen grandson, go carefully, okay?
And don't create any mess there.
You work as Manik says. - Okay.
Okay? - I will leave, then?
Okay, sure, sure.
May Goddess Durga keep an eye on him.
'Phutki didn't come to the verandah even once?'
'Was it all just a mistake of mine?'
'Sister, look at this saree, quite beautiful.'
'Even the design is quite beautiful.'
Wow! It's quite pretty, dear.
Let me see that.
'This is another one, look at that.'
'This is quite pretty too.'
Wow! Very good.
Hey listen, all the designs are perfect.
Send them to the tailor now.
A big order from Denmark is on the way.
Okay, okay.
Sister, we are missing you a lot.
I too am missing you guys a lot, dear.
When will you be back?
I will come,
if left to me, I would book the tickets for tomorrow and leave.
Just give me a few more months.
I will surely pack my bags and come.
'Okay, okay.'
Okay listen, all the designs are perfect.
Just have a check.
This is a huge order.
Okay?
'Okay, okay.'
Okay. - 'Bye sister. Bye.'
Bye.
So?
You are worried, I assume?
Hey grandpa!
Look at that.
Why are you so worried?
Your grandson, after so long, on his own,
has taken the responsibility of handling such a huge mess.
This is a huge thing in itself.
Oh please!
You know what I think,
due to his anger on granddaughter-in-law,
he has found an excuse to go out.
That's great news.
As they say,
if the grains are aged, the rice is great.
And new love progresses on 2 wheels.
Oh wow!
This Zakir, never got married his whole life,
and is now lecturing about love.
No matter how, as quickly as possible,
we have to unite them else we have troubles lying ahead.
That's true, that's true.
Brother-in-law Zakir? - Yes?
After their marriage, they haven't gone anywhere together.
So, I have a plan.
Really? - Yes.
Just listen,
if you could send granddaughter Phutki once, to grandson,
a lot of the times, a change in place,
leads to a change of hearts.
Absolutely right.
What do you think, Loku?
This is my better half.
Do you even know the meaning of better half?
No.
Half of my heart,
rests with whom.
I would have understood even if you hadn't said that.
Loku! - Fine.
But how would I go there?
I have school.
You are not being asked to take leave from your schools.
See, this Friday and next Monday are holidays.
And Saturday and Sunday in between.
If you don't go even for these 4 days,
then he might think, that you are not living
together for these 4 days, even when you have the chance.
Zakir rocked it. - Lower your voice, lower.
My Phutki notices everything.
Oh yes!
Just go, granddaughter.
It's a beautiful place.
You will love it.
You know granddaughter,
we didn't get the train tickets to Puri.
That's why your grandpa, took me there for honeymoon.
Grandma, I would feel so lonely there.
Oh dear, why would you be alone?
Grandson will be there.
That's why I will feel more lonely.
You won't get that.
Hey Loku? - Yeah.
Did you get it? - No.
Me neither.
You?
I have been pressing my horn since then, can't you hear?
And my luggage is in the car, who will get it down?
And where will I park the car? - Okay,
Car park... - Get it in, get it in.
You must be getting that I didn't come on my own.
Grandpa Zakir said that if I didn't come, the clause will be violated.
That's why I came.
Actually, I thought...
What did you think?
I came to encourage your drama?
Oh my dear!
You must have thought that I after drinking a lot,
will hug you and say to you amidst tears, that,
'Dear, will you please listen?
Without you, none really understands my dreams!'
Hey, due to you...
Due to you, I caught cold while coming here.
Actually, the weather here...
Cockroach!
Cockroach, cockroach!
Cockroach...
Kill it, kill it.
Hey, that's a cockroach.
Not a serial killer.
Kill it, you are so useless, go! Go!
Cockroach.
Cockroach, go, go.
Cockroach, go.
Who kills a cockroach like that? Go and kill it.
Kill it.
Cockroach?
Go away.
Kill it, kill it.
Kill it. - See, murder is the biggest sin.
And for you, I can't do this.
What? What did you say?
You couldn't clear Bengali, and now you are lecturing in Bengali!
Go, kill it, go.
Fine.
Cockroach, go!
It's gone.
The cockroach's gone.
You know madam, there's a river around 3 km from here.
Rupbanai river.
During sunset, that place looks like a dream.
I will take you guys there tomorrow.
We can go today as well.
No, we have the meeting with that Chatterjee today.
Chatterjee, meaning, your rivals?
We need to warn them.
We won't accept these acts in any way.
We will go to police, police station, court, wherever we have to.
Come. Let's walk to the garden.
Come.
Uncle Manik was saying, there's a river there.
The sunset's very pretty over there.
Can we go there?
You can go, I am not in the mood.
Hey, isn't this the younger son of the Mitra family?
So how come you are here after so long?
Hey, wait, wait.
Where are you running off to?
He's a urban man.
He gets scared in little.
And you would have to run from here in a few days anyway, sir.
Hey wait, wait. - Boss,
listen to this carefully, okay?
There will only be one cold storage in this locality,
and that's Chatterjee's.
See, even I don't want trouble.
Please let me go.
We won't let you go.
What will you do, huh?
Hey! What will you do?
Tell me, what will you do?
Tell me, tell me what will you do?
What will you do?
Slowly, slowly.
Slowly.
Who asked you to fight like that?
Fine, no need to speak.
Wait a second.
Wait.
Good girl!
That's fine, that's fine.
Done, done.
Good girl!
This marriage of ours is not real marriage.
We had decided that
we will never, come close to the other.
But was it anywhere mentioned in the will,
that you will fight like that?
Sorry, sorry.
No, no, it's okay.
It's okay.
Didn't you used to say that I am crazy,
I talk to the wind.
I used to talk to them.
You guys, here?
Are you ghosts?
Why are you stammering?
Past, present and future,
to check on everything, we are ghosts.
Why could I never see you before?
Empathy.
Empathy, my dear.
Do you know the meaning of the word empathy?
Grandson,
the Phutki you are seeing,
that Phutki, her heart is as clear as the river.
She can understand the pain of dead people.
And the one, who can understand the pain of humans,
who can understand humans,
she can even see the dead people.
Now that I
am just a picture on the wall to everyone,
only to my granddaughter,
I am still not a star in the sky.
But, why now, after so long?
In your idiot brain, nothing has registered yet.
Staying with granddaughter-in-law, even in your heart,
what Loku was saying...
What were you saying, Loku?
Empathy!
Empathy.
Even in your heart, the feeling of empathy has developed.
Emotions.
Emotions, that's why,
you can see us.
Now our work is all done.
We are now free.
But wait, tomorrow,
on your 1st marriage anniversary...
Hey Dhana!
Maintain some suspense, suspense!
Suspense! Suspense!
Suspense! This suspense, will be revealed tomorrow.
So, we will leave for today, then?
Loku?
Yeah!
Tomorrow? So tomorrow...
Meaning tomorrow,
the 3rd condition.
Here.
Hold this.
Yes! Wow!
Grandma.
I am very, very, very happy.
So?
Can't contain your happiness anymore, right?
First tell me what's written here?
It's written here that
you can spend your days anyway you like, from now on.
As you have followed the first 2 conditions.
So, the property is now yours.
Grandson!
That's it, done, now...
Hey?
Granddaughter.
Hey granddaughter,
why are you crying like your mom?
What can I do, grandma?
My visa has expired, grandma.
I have to leave now.
Slowly.
May you be happy, may you be blessed.
No, no.
Granddaughter, hug me, hug me,
Uncle Harihar,
these, these are not mine..
No, I mean,
Those are grandson's.
You got married,
and leaving your country behind,
just for following the conditions,
you will stay here, is that right?
Huh? The scales should be balanced on both sides.
Yes. You have followed the conditions in grandpas' will.
But now,
I gave a condition to my grandson.
Grandson, with all his stuff,
will go with you as well as stay with you.
Yeah, it's not that I won't feel bad.
But we will manage.
I know, love will win.
I wanted to surprise you.
Actually not the will,
but willpower is the most important thing.
You seem to have
learnt to speak wonderfully.
Actually, you are a great teacher.
And for the first time in life,
I want to be a good student.
"The clarinet sounds in a wedding tune."
"The butterfly gang gets together."
Look at that, you can't handle your girl!
Look at the condition.
Its' written on the bus...
'Your property is your responsibility.'
You couldn't fulfill your responsibility.
That's why...
Loku? - Oh God!
Fine!
Khuki on one gang, Khoka another."
"Under hypnosis, they dance."
"The groom from Ballygunge lucked on bride from Barishal."