WEBVTT 03:51.646 --> 03:54.771 Hey! Camera is waiting to roll Coconut broken for an auspicious beginning 03:54.771 --> 03:56.980 We haven't started to shoot Where have you disappeared? 03:57.021 --> 03:59.730 You saw our boss's teaser Like the 10-headed Ravana 03:59.771 --> 04:02.646 How was it? Scorching effect like our GVM-STR combo? 04:02.688 --> 04:04.271 Kindly zip your lips, no? 04:04.396 --> 04:06.146 You should like a broken record 04:06.188 --> 04:07.813 What about the stunt men I asked you? 04:07.855 --> 04:09.563 Santosh said he will get it done 04:09.605 --> 04:11.813 All guys, good evening everybody 04:11.855 --> 04:13.438 My shoe will hit you like a frisbee! 04:13.521 --> 04:14.771 Sleepy Joe! 04:14.771 --> 04:18.521 Treat a senior co-director with respect 04:18.605 --> 04:19.855 HEYYYYY! 04:22.355 --> 04:24.271 Your respect comes from over there 04:24.313 --> 04:25.355 Who is he? 04:26.188 --> 04:27.438 'Can't you recognize him?' 04:27.521 --> 04:28.771 Stunt master 04:28.855 --> 04:30.813 He looks like an outdated band master 04:31.438 --> 04:34.105 Fraud film maker Ganesh 04:38.730 --> 04:40.896 Ganesh, look down, man 04:41.021 --> 04:42.146 Where is Santosh? 04:42.188 --> 04:44.896 "Fee fie foe fum I smell the blood of a stinky scum" 04:45.063 --> 04:46.480 'He sprayed my face' 04:46.688 --> 04:48.813 Hey! Where is Santosh, I say? 04:48.855 --> 04:51.355 'Santosh' is everywhere I mean 'happiness' 04:51.438 --> 04:52.730 We don't pay heed to it 04:52.771 --> 04:53.938 "Hare Rama" 04:53.980 --> 04:55.688 Citizen of Kailasa island! 04:55.771 --> 04:58.813 Where is Santosh who works in an advertising agency? 04:58.896 --> 05:01.646 Spit whatever you're chewing He's asking you a question 05:02.521 --> 05:04.688 How dare you dump me on the ground! 05:04.771 --> 05:06.271 Whether my mouth turns red or not 05:06.313 --> 05:08.771 Your gums will be bleeding nonstop 05:09.021 --> 05:11.271 Making fun of me with your 'fee fie foe fum'? 05:12.188 --> 05:14.188 You've hit me You'll face the repercussion 05:14.313 --> 05:15.730 Lock up all the gates, boys 05:15.771 --> 05:18.771 Call sheet till 2 a.m today Fight sequence whole night through 05:18.771 --> 05:21.396 Circle him and beat him to a pulp 05:21.438 --> 05:23.021 I'll bash you, pipsqueak! 05:23.105 --> 05:25.188 - Hey! Let go - Shut your bloody gob 05:25.355 --> 05:27.313 You are squeezing my neck 05:27.355 --> 05:28.896 Don't squash me 05:28.980 --> 05:30.105 Oh gawd! 05:31.730 --> 05:34.021 Santosh bro is here! 05:50.063 --> 05:51.313 Can't see anyone, boss? 05:52.896 --> 05:55.355 "Kick, if you mess with us We are a different team dangerous" 05:55.438 --> 05:58.063 "Kick...your game will be Shaken to the core fully" 05:58.105 --> 05:59.771 "If Kick itself creates a ruckus-" 05:59.938 --> 06:01.646 - Thanks, buddy - All the best, bro 06:05.980 --> 06:07.105 Hey! 06:07.188 --> 06:09.521 Look how our boss is making a grand entry 06:17.938 --> 06:20.313 You squashed my head till now in between your thighs 06:20.355 --> 06:22.063 My leader is here to squeeze you dry 06:22.105 --> 06:24.730 "Some come dumb bum Gum rum lumpsum" 06:24.771 --> 06:26.480 Look how he'll make mincemeat out of you 06:26.521 --> 06:28.730 I believe you manhandled my boy in my absence 06:28.771 --> 06:30.355 Try hitting now 06:31.188 --> 06:32.896 Try your luck once more? 06:33.688 --> 06:34.688 'Does it hurt?' 06:34.730 --> 06:36.896 He wagged his tongue too much in my absence 06:36.938 --> 06:39.438 I wanted to get thugs to bash him That's why I used you 06:39.480 --> 06:42.396 If you brought us goons to hit him he made a goon out of you! 06:42.438 --> 06:43.938 Hey! What? 06:43.980 --> 06:46.605 From a batter commercial to spices 06:46.730 --> 06:49.313 From Lip-guard to Itch-guard 06:49.355 --> 06:51.855 From paste to paint 06:51.896 --> 06:53.563 If you grab all the advertisements 06:53.646 --> 06:54.896 What do you want us to do? 06:55.313 --> 06:56.646 Lick your left overs? 06:56.771 --> 06:58.563 Do we stand, simper and walk away? 06:58.605 --> 07:01.688 No one is wearing underwears ever since lockdown 07:02.063 --> 07:04.063 Who will watch your underwear commercial? 07:04.105 --> 07:07.105 You are squirming right from when you came Are you wearing an underwear? 07:07.146 --> 07:08.855 Look at his prompt dig down under! 07:08.938 --> 07:10.313 Egg pancake head! 07:10.396 --> 07:11.771 I pay you and you praise him! 07:11.771 --> 07:12.855 Go, bash him 07:12.938 --> 07:13.938 Move it! 07:13.980 --> 07:15.146 Bash him 07:21.146 --> 07:23.146 Wait, let me get energized with some sugarcane 07:23.271 --> 07:24.980 "Take the notes Put the beat" 07:25.188 --> 07:26.396 Quite rotten! 07:26.938 --> 07:28.105 Nab him 07:28.188 --> 07:29.563 Take him right in 07:29.855 --> 07:31.438 Let go of me 07:34.271 --> 07:36.688 Director Rohit Shetty has done this in 'Golmaal' already, man 07:36.730 --> 07:38.563 Is that so? Stick his head in 07:39.563 --> 07:40.855 He slipped away like an eel 07:40.896 --> 07:42.896 Cockroach head! Go and get him 07:43.688 --> 07:44.813 Move aside 07:45.730 --> 07:47.313 You can't escape from me 07:48.980 --> 07:50.355 Don't tickle me 07:56.563 --> 07:59.146 Don't...don't spin me like a carousel! 07:59.188 --> 08:01.146 I feel dizzy My other hand is sprained 08:01.188 --> 08:02.688 I'll make mincemeat out of- 08:06.855 --> 08:08.688 "Take the notes Put the beat" 08:08.855 --> 08:10.980 Hey...hey! Don't do this 08:20.605 --> 08:22.688 Why are you inspecting my butt? Go and hit him 08:22.730 --> 08:24.480 Bash him up, you useless bull! 08:46.938 --> 08:48.021 Does it hurt? 08:49.813 --> 08:51.021 Hurting too much? 08:51.813 --> 08:52.896 [whistling] 08:55.271 --> 08:56.313 Feel better now? 08:57.188 --> 08:58.188 Quick Cure 08:58.396 --> 08:59.438 [whistling] 09:00.605 --> 09:01.688 Quick Cure Lotion 09:06.521 --> 09:08.146 Lift it slightly you'll resemble KGF hero! 09:08.188 --> 09:09.771 'I won't spare you' 09:10.438 --> 09:11.563 'What is this doll?' 09:11.605 --> 09:14.313 - Hit...hit - It keeps hatching! 09:14.521 --> 09:16.188 Is this also your commercial? 09:17.188 --> 09:18.271 One more nested inside! 09:21.855 --> 09:23.021 Hello, sir 09:24.896 --> 09:26.188 Ouch!! 09:28.021 --> 09:30.105 Think you've got away from my clutches? 09:30.146 --> 09:31.313 I won't let you go scot-free 09:31.396 --> 09:34.063 Kadappa Gajendran and Quarry Kumar are bring their sand loads 09:34.105 --> 09:35.771 Harbor Antony All top cats will come 09:35.771 --> 09:39.605 I'll reduce you to sand and dust I'll show you the name of the game 09:40.188 --> 09:43.730 I don't care if you'll show me hockey, cricket or football 09:43.771 --> 09:46.021 But before that show your face to them 09:47.146 --> 09:48.855 Don't...don't hit me 09:48.938 --> 09:50.021 [whistling] 09:52.480 --> 09:53.521 Quick Cure 09:54.563 --> 09:55.605 [whistling] 09:56.730 --> 09:58.063 Quick Cure Lotion 09:58.521 --> 10:00.188 Our brand says it all! 10:02.105 --> 10:03.146 Quick Cure 10:04.146 --> 10:05.480 Ad has come out real well, sir 10:05.521 --> 10:07.188 Every foot of the footage is realistic 10:07.271 --> 10:09.188 Every kick is original, sir 10:09.313 --> 10:11.605 - Is that so? - Why overact? 10:11.771 --> 10:13.063 Please proceed 10:13.105 --> 10:14.730 - All the best - Thank you, sir 10:17.730 --> 10:20.646 Santosh, you cleverly manhandled the man who came to hassle you 10:20.688 --> 10:23.521 You converted it into a commercial and made money out of it, eh? 10:23.563 --> 10:25.146 You are soooper talented, buddy 10:25.188 --> 10:28.813 With his structure, scars, scabs I could have used him for 300 products 10:28.855 --> 10:31.271 I'm feeling bad I used him for just 1 brand 10:33.688 --> 10:36.855 Even if we eat in style with spoon and fork in a 5 star hotel 10:36.938 --> 10:38.438 To stop at a roadside eatery 10:38.480 --> 10:43.855 And be served hot dosa straight from the 'tawa' and eating with our hand 10:45.605 --> 10:46.646 Soooper! 10:59.188 --> 11:00.355 What are you doing? 11:00.480 --> 11:02.105 Trash has to go into a trash can! 11:02.146 --> 11:04.980 Does my fancy car worth 15 million seem like a trash can in your eyes? 11:05.021 --> 11:07.188 You look like seasoned globetrotter 11:07.313 --> 11:08.688 Will you do this abroad? 11:09.188 --> 11:12.313 Please understand we didn't get our freedom to dirty our roads, sir 11:12.396 --> 11:15.271 As an elderly gentleman you should set an example to us 11:15.313 --> 11:17.605 Fine, it was my fault Please forgive me 11:17.646 --> 11:19.021 This cannot be forgiven, sir 11:19.063 --> 11:21.063 Drop me at my office on the way, okay? 11:22.271 --> 11:24.938 You shouldn't be travelling alone in this big a car 11:25.021 --> 11:27.396 Can I take my family with me to work? 11:27.521 --> 11:30.396 We shouldn't use man power and machine power unnecessarily 11:30.438 --> 11:32.771 If we are doing so we should utilize it to the maximum 11:32.771 --> 11:35.313 - That's why we resort to car pool - Pooling, huh? 11:35.396 --> 11:37.313 Car pool means using the same car 11:37.355 --> 11:39.938 Different people go in the same route together 11:39.980 --> 11:41.688 Money and fuel will be saved 11:41.730 --> 11:43.146 Even pollution can be controlled 11:43.188 --> 11:47.480 You are so straight-forward, perfect, and with such social awareness 11:47.521 --> 11:48.605 Where do you work? 11:48.688 --> 11:49.980 I work in an ad agency 11:50.855 --> 11:52.063 'Hi friends' 11:52.105 --> 11:54.188 'This is my new watch' 11:54.271 --> 11:55.896 'Bought in Korukkupet' 11:55.938 --> 11:57.771 'This is my new dress' 11:57.813 --> 11:59.980 'I bought it in Ranganathan street' 12:00.063 --> 12:02.480 'And this is my new slipper' 12:02.521 --> 12:03.813 Made in Pondy Bazaar 12:03.855 --> 12:05.271 This is me 12:05.563 --> 12:07.396 My name is Pus-pa 12:07.438 --> 12:09.563 Fire Pushpa 12:11.188 --> 12:15.396 This won't light up when I want it to But some day or the other it will 12:15.563 --> 12:17.646 I have come to meet my brother now 12:17.730 --> 12:19.438 He terrorizes everyone 12:19.480 --> 12:21.188 I am terrified of him 12:21.271 --> 12:22.480 Anna...? 12:22.563 --> 12:23.730 Bro...? 12:24.771 --> 12:26.771 'Oh gawd! Bad timing' 12:26.813 --> 12:28.605 'Nothing will go as planned' 12:28.646 --> 12:29.730 'My misfortune!' 12:29.771 --> 12:31.896 'Look, this is my elder brother' 12:31.938 --> 12:33.480 He's sissy 12:33.521 --> 12:36.355 I mean he's the bossy boss! 12:36.438 --> 12:37.730 But I...! 12:38.896 --> 12:40.646 I boss this boss 12:40.688 --> 12:42.980 You know me I am Pus-pa 12:43.021 --> 12:44.646 [mumbling nonsense] 12:47.146 --> 12:48.771 Fire, Pushpa 12:48.855 --> 12:51.146 - Morning, madam - Morning...morning 12:51.688 --> 12:52.855 Real pain in the neck 12:53.146 --> 12:55.438 Making 'biriyani' without lighting the stove! 12:55.521 --> 12:58.980 Already we don't get any ad thanks to your obsession for justice and fair play 12:59.021 --> 13:01.563 - What is this, sir? - But if you club with her 13:01.605 --> 13:03.771 We will have to shut down, mind you! 13:03.855 --> 13:08.063 If you try to douse this fire you'll fuse out of action 13:08.105 --> 13:10.605 Shivani, why are you chatting with him? 13:10.646 --> 13:11.980 Come up with me 13:15.105 --> 13:16.105 What's this? 13:16.188 --> 13:18.021 You call this a storyboard? 13:18.480 --> 13:21.188 I wanted it colorful like a birthday greeting 13:21.355 --> 13:23.771 This is in black & white Like an obituary notice 13:23.813 --> 13:25.146 What is a story board? 13:25.855 --> 13:28.021 It should be like a map to the mind 13:28.355 --> 13:30.855 Style description Shot description 13:30.896 --> 13:32.438 I don't need any bull shit 13:33.105 --> 13:37.188 You promised a soooper concept if I buy you booze on a rainy day like this 13:37.313 --> 13:40.396 This is like college students doodling on the walls of their loo 13:40.438 --> 13:43.271 We were discussing the concept for that car advertisement 13:43.313 --> 13:45.771 What's the connection between any concept and the final ad? 13:45.771 --> 13:48.271 Soap commercials show only girls in a bathtub 13:48.313 --> 13:49.605 Men never bathe, eh? 13:49.646 --> 13:51.938 A lungi ad shows the model coming out of a helicopter! 13:51.980 --> 13:54.063 What is the link between a helicopter and a 'lungi'? 13:54.105 --> 13:55.938 We don't need a concept for any advertisement 13:55.980 --> 13:59.021 Find out who is the marketing head of this car company 13:59.063 --> 14:00.438 Check out his weakness 14:00.521 --> 14:03.146 Tell me where he lives and all the details about him 14:03.188 --> 14:04.313 I'll handle the rest 14:06.855 --> 14:08.271 'This is Casio' 14:08.396 --> 14:10.730 'Marketing head of Akhila car company' 14:10.771 --> 14:12.355 'He has 3 weaknesses' 14:12.480 --> 14:16.063 '1st is girls, 2nd is women 3rd is also ladies!' 14:16.188 --> 14:17.396 Naughty girl! 14:17.813 --> 14:19.105 Beautiful 14:19.396 --> 14:20.771 - Gold? - Yeah 14:21.021 --> 14:22.771 - How many carats? - 24 14:22.771 --> 14:23.980 Sweetie! 14:24.688 --> 14:26.355 - Byeee - Bye 14:26.396 --> 14:27.938 Hello...hello Yes...yes 14:28.021 --> 14:30.021 I'll check and revert 14:30.105 --> 14:31.105 Okay 14:31.271 --> 14:32.396 Excuse me 14:32.563 --> 14:35.438 Fresh lime juice with crushed ice 14:35.480 --> 14:37.396 Real cold, okay? 14:37.730 --> 14:39.896 1 second I'll call you back 14:41.980 --> 14:46.313 Hey! I asked you to send me model for a bra AD commercial 14:46.480 --> 14:48.688 I asked for the models in vogue in Bombay 14:48.730 --> 14:51.063 You've sent me 'vada pav' faces 14:51.105 --> 14:52.146 Shit! 14:52.188 --> 14:53.730 You know who is a perfect model? 14:53.771 --> 14:57.188 If you splash water on her head in 1/4 second it should slide to her feet 14:57.313 --> 14:58.646 'Soft & silky structure' 14:58.688 --> 15:00.188 Like this Arabian horse 15:00.271 --> 15:02.980 Do me this favor Book Sunny Leone 15:04.480 --> 15:05.730 - What happened? - Nothing 15:05.771 --> 15:07.396 - The horse gallopped away - Okay! 15:07.438 --> 15:09.938 No, a slight disturbance here You go ahead and book, okay 15:10.188 --> 15:13.105 Bro, are you an ad film maker? 15:13.146 --> 15:15.521 - Yes - When is that 'pura' ad releasing? 15:15.605 --> 15:17.730 Why are your pupils popping out of their sockets? 15:19.063 --> 15:20.063 Brother 15:20.396 --> 15:24.688 I am the marketing head of Akhila Car Company 15:24.771 --> 15:27.105 Can you shoot a commercial for our company? 15:27.188 --> 15:29.480 I'm very busy in this bra ad 15:29.605 --> 15:32.146 Can't you push the bra? 15:32.188 --> 15:33.771 Won't that be too vulgar? 15:33.855 --> 15:36.438 Aiyo! I meant your shooting 15:36.480 --> 15:38.771 I heard you mention an Arabian horse 15:38.813 --> 15:41.896 Can you make a glamorous ad using that horse as theme? 15:43.188 --> 15:44.730 I am on a tight schedule now 15:44.771 --> 15:47.313 Why don't you attend the party in Mahabs this evening? 15:47.396 --> 15:49.521 All the way there? Will pretty girls be attending? 15:49.605 --> 15:51.146 Biriyani must have meat 15:51.188 --> 15:52.605 Party should have girls as feast 16:03.313 --> 16:05.646 "Hey! Look at sir Awesome avatar!" 16:07.063 --> 16:09.438 "Hey! Smart and savvy sir Our favorite star" 16:10.688 --> 16:15.438 "Hey! Sir is crystal clear If it is Saturday, he will be here" 16:21.688 --> 16:26.480 "Hey! Sir is a popular figure If it is Saturday, he is here" 16:27.188 --> 16:31.896 "He holds a special degree in entertainment university" 16:33.396 --> 16:36.980 "His words are sugary sweet On dot like a sticker real neat" 16:37.146 --> 16:40.521 "When his magic wand he displays in every heart he finds a place" 16:40.563 --> 16:44.105 "King of humor Royal stature" 16:44.188 --> 16:46.271 "Saturday is coming" 16:47.938 --> 16:50.063 "Meet me in the evening" 16:51.646 --> 16:55.396 "Night fully drumming We don't need the morning" 17:08.313 --> 17:11.438 "Sheelaaaa!" 17:11.896 --> 17:14.313 "She-la...she-la...sheela" 17:15.646 --> 17:17.771 "Saturday is coming" 17:19.313 --> 17:21.355 "Meet me in the evening" 17:37.438 --> 17:41.021 "Ask me whatever you want please" 17:41.063 --> 17:44.646 "Touch me wherever and tease" 17:46.730 --> 17:50.188 "The way you looked at me sent me on a hiccupping spree" 17:50.313 --> 17:53.938 "Your witty words so funny made me half crazy half loony" 17:54.730 --> 17:58.146 "Seer fish swimming in the water Cast your net to catch her" 17:58.188 --> 18:01.605 "This missy wooing you with wine Take her on a rhapsody ride divine" 18:01.688 --> 18:05.188 "King of action &humor Regal route to pleasure" 18:05.271 --> 18:07.105 "Saturday is coming" 18:07.146 --> 18:08.688 "1-2-3-4" 18:08.771 --> 18:10.980 "Meet me in the evening" 18:12.688 --> 18:16.480 "Night fully drumming We don't need the morning" 18:29.188 --> 18:31.438 "Sheelaaaa!" 18:32.896 --> 18:35.271 "She-la...she-la...sheela" 18:36.646 --> 18:38.730 "Saturday is coming" 18:40.396 --> 18:42.396 "Meet me in the evening" 18:44.396 --> 18:46.521 "Saturday is coming" 18:46.771 --> 18:49.146 [humming] 18:49.771 --> 18:51.771 [humming] 18:51.771 --> 18:53.146 Hi sir Excuse me 18:53.188 --> 18:54.188 Wait 18:54.271 --> 18:56.063 Whisky, brandy, rum, repeat 18:56.105 --> 18:57.771 - Serve the drinks, quick - No, sir 18:57.813 --> 19:00.646 I'm Shivani, Macwell company's Marketing and creative head 19:00.688 --> 19:02.563 - You in fact- - Too late, my dear 19:02.646 --> 19:04.438 We've given the ad to MJ company 19:04.480 --> 19:05.480 Oh! No 19:05.563 --> 19:07.688 At least take a look at my story board 19:07.771 --> 19:09.271 I have based it on the card design- 19:09.313 --> 19:11.730 Why buy a ticket for a train that has departed? Go...go 19:14.646 --> 19:17.105 Hello? Inform the bar of my booze order 19:17.188 --> 19:18.771 'Why are you glaring at me? Go' 19:20.438 --> 19:23.563 Casio fell for a cabaret dance, huh? 19:23.813 --> 19:26.771 - Great! That is great - Huh?! 19:27.146 --> 19:29.313 I hinted to you on that day 19:29.396 --> 19:33.438 People have protested and succeeded in our advertisement industry 19:33.480 --> 19:35.188 Even won through revolutions 19:35.271 --> 19:38.396 But Santosh from MJ company 19:38.563 --> 19:41.396 He has a knack of finding the client's weakness and winning 19:41.438 --> 19:42.605 He is a genius 19:42.646 --> 19:44.480 What are you saying? 19:44.563 --> 19:47.938 He's feeding crap to a pig and you are praising him? 19:48.021 --> 19:50.438 You expect him to feed pizza to a pig? 19:50.480 --> 19:53.813 You should know a pig's preferences That is Santosh's signature 19:53.855 --> 19:55.855 He's great Real genius! 19:55.896 --> 19:58.605 - You and your praises! - How can you compliment our competitor? 19:58.646 --> 19:59.771 What do you want me to do? 19:59.813 --> 20:02.605 Only today you have laid the foundation to build your house 20:02.646 --> 20:07.188 He has built the house and erected the canopy for the house warming function 20:07.271 --> 20:11.813 You may have brain power in designing concepts for advertisements 20:11.855 --> 20:15.896 He is soooper smart in getting any contract signed and sealed 20:15.938 --> 20:17.771 What is wrong in that? 20:18.021 --> 20:20.605 But I must say this I sympathize with you 20:20.730 --> 20:22.688 This will be your fate if you work with her 20:22.771 --> 20:24.730 Hey bro! What? 20:24.771 --> 20:26.938 How is she jinxed if she joins with me, da? 20:27.021 --> 20:28.938 Don't you 'da' me disrespectfully, di 20:28.980 --> 20:30.855 Why should I respect you, trash of a tramp! 20:30.896 --> 20:36.146 Did your ad company become a hit as much as my videos in 'reel' app? 20:36.188 --> 20:38.438 You praise him for his dedication 20:38.521 --> 20:41.605 You think he is clever and pile up compliments sky-high 20:41.646 --> 20:43.188 Letting your tongue run, idiot! 20:43.271 --> 20:44.646 I won't let this go, sir 20:44.896 --> 20:48.771 I'll complain to the Ad Council and give a hard time to MJ company 20:49.021 --> 20:50.188 I'll teach them a lesson 20:59.771 --> 21:00.771 MJ 21:01.980 --> 21:04.563 Look at him lying here like a half wrapped 'shwarma' roll! 21:05.021 --> 21:06.438 MJ 21:07.188 --> 21:08.188 Hamsa...? 21:08.730 --> 21:10.688 Forever humming Hamsa's name 21:10.771 --> 21:14.355 I know you got married late in life Feasting on dessert morning and noon, too? 21:14.396 --> 21:16.188 Bull! Only cold showers! 21:18.646 --> 21:20.771 Inner wear is draped out here 21:20.813 --> 21:23.146 Don't know where the actual dresses are strewn! 21:23.188 --> 21:25.771 You have the A certificate stamped on your forehead 21:25.771 --> 21:27.146 Acting dewy eyed and innocent?! 21:27.188 --> 21:30.146 Your wife may walk out of the shower draped in a towel, I'm leaving 21:30.188 --> 21:31.355 She won't come out now 21:31.396 --> 21:32.688 Then will you go in? 21:32.730 --> 21:34.563 Bath tub romance, eh? 21:34.646 --> 21:36.146 Careful, you may have a love-stroke! 21:36.188 --> 21:37.730 Don't let your imagination run wild 21:38.188 --> 21:40.313 She fought with me and went to her mother's house 21:40.355 --> 21:41.980 What monkey tricks were you up to? 21:42.021 --> 21:43.188 I'm not a monkey! 21:43.271 --> 21:44.563 It was all your doing 21:44.688 --> 21:45.688 Me...?! 21:57.480 --> 21:58.771 Call yourself a humanbeing? 21:58.771 --> 22:01.480 Why do you need a wife or a family of your own? 22:01.521 --> 22:02.855 What happened, Hamsa? 22:03.146 --> 22:05.355 From the street vendor to a contractor 22:05.396 --> 22:07.813 Everyone is having a dig at me 22:07.980 --> 22:09.188 Aiyaiyo! 22:09.271 --> 22:10.771 Owner hasn't driven the car yet 22:10.771 --> 22:13.063 Have random chaps driven and parked it in the shed? 22:13.105 --> 22:15.188 - Not that - Then what is the matter, dear? 22:15.271 --> 22:18.063 How could you commit such a heartless crime? 22:18.105 --> 22:19.938 How did you have the heart? 22:19.980 --> 22:21.313 Hear me out 22:21.355 --> 22:23.313 I haven't made the slightest mistake with you 22:23.355 --> 22:25.271 How could I have played around outside? 22:25.313 --> 22:28.605 To get orders for his company your husband is a seasoned hustler 22:28.688 --> 22:31.563 Everyone is asking me 'Whom did he ask you to butter up?' 22:31.646 --> 22:33.105 May they burn in hell 22:33.146 --> 22:35.271 Look, my dear Hamsa My precious 58 kilo gem 22:35.313 --> 22:36.980 It will always be you and me are 'we' 22:37.063 --> 22:40.063 - I won't let anyone else call me 'darling' - Don't touch me! 22:40.855 --> 22:43.771 I don't want to see you ever again I'm going to my mother's house 22:43.813 --> 22:44.855 Hamsa! 22:44.896 --> 22:47.021 Look at your darling bubbling with youth and vigor 22:47.063 --> 22:48.521 Satiate my youthful hunger 22:48.563 --> 22:49.646 Get lost! 22:50.271 --> 22:51.396 Bloody scoundrel! 22:51.438 --> 22:54.105 You shot an advertisement making a female dance half dressed 22:54.146 --> 22:57.688 Due to idle gossip my wife spat on my face and walked out in a huff 22:58.521 --> 23:00.730 Saliva has dried so fast Do you have dry skin issue? 23:01.188 --> 23:03.355 My life is in pieces and you joke about my skin! 23:03.396 --> 23:07.105 MJ, I know tom cats waiting to play when mickey mouse is away 23:07.188 --> 23:08.438 You are crying over this? 23:08.480 --> 23:10.980 That is for a man who has bought a brand new car 23:11.021 --> 23:13.063 And driven it to his heart's content 23:13.771 --> 23:15.980 I haven't even removed the plastic cover on my car seat! 23:16.021 --> 23:17.855 You can rip it later Get me a 'full' 23:17.896 --> 23:19.188 What...booze? 23:19.396 --> 23:21.146 Not only did my wife walk out thanks to you 23:21.188 --> 23:22.480 Has your maid also left? 23:23.771 --> 23:28.188 A girl named Shivani has complained against our company in the Ad Council 23:28.271 --> 23:29.896 You are drowning me in a sea of trouble 23:29.938 --> 23:31.980 Oh! Double trouble, huh? 23:32.063 --> 23:33.730 Then I need a double dose of booze 23:33.771 --> 23:35.063 HEY!! 23:35.105 --> 23:37.438 'Take your debit card and come to VR Mall in Anna Nagar' 23:51.188 --> 23:54.605 "This fighter-cock of a cool chick Waiting to pounce double quick" 23:57.146 --> 24:00.938 "She hits on me, so cleverly Selling a dummy to me" 24:03.563 --> 24:07.313 "I came with the intent to steal But she made me use a putty to seal" 24:09.521 --> 24:15.438 "O peacock in your blue finery" 24:15.563 --> 24:21.146 "I almost had a heart attack momentary" 24:21.271 --> 24:24.438 "With her sidelong glances; inviting she made me flirt with her; enticing" 24:24.480 --> 24:27.355 "My darling princess Don't chew me to pieces" 24:27.396 --> 24:30.396 "Love of my life for eternity Don't kill me with your beauty" 24:30.438 --> 24:33.438 "My addiction beyond reason Don't send me to prison" 24:33.480 --> 24:36.271 "My forever fascination" 25:00.105 --> 25:05.855 "Femme fatale is she head to toe Gives me a high like liquor in toto" 25:05.980 --> 25:11.730 "She sticks to me like a sticker Every ball she hits is a sixer" 25:12.896 --> 25:18.521 "Like gold plated jewelry we stand in melted glory" 25:18.855 --> 25:24.355 "O' gift box, I'm an eager dude waiting spellbound to unwrap you" 25:24.521 --> 25:27.396 "My darling princess Don't chew me to pieces" 25:27.480 --> 25:30.521 "Love of my life for eternity Don't kill me with your beauty" 25:30.563 --> 25:33.521 "My addiction beyond reason Don't send me to prison" 25:33.605 --> 25:36.480 "My forever fascination" 25:44.730 --> 25:47.146 Let's go and check that shop 25:48.771 --> 25:50.146 'Titanic' pose is cool, eh? 25:50.188 --> 25:51.188 Let go of me 25:51.271 --> 25:52.271 MJ 25:52.771 --> 25:53.813 Look over there 25:53.855 --> 25:55.563 Just once, ma'am For my sake 25:55.605 --> 25:58.355 How tempting is she! Like an unopened wine bottle!! 25:58.396 --> 26:00.938 - That's a real waste - Shivani, you're refusing to listen to me 26:00.980 --> 26:02.188 - Come - Wine bottle? 26:02.271 --> 26:03.938 She's an empty disinfectant bottle 26:04.021 --> 26:05.355 - I'm not coming - Let's go 26:05.396 --> 26:07.355 - Which one do you mean? - Left side 26:07.396 --> 26:08.605 Okay...okay 26:08.688 --> 26:10.105 No...right 26:10.188 --> 26:11.563 We'll go to the shop you like 26:11.605 --> 26:13.146 If she falls for me 26:13.271 --> 26:17.313 My life will bubble with laughter like wine mixed into a can of beer 26:17.605 --> 26:19.938 Your happiness will subside rock bottom 26:20.563 --> 26:21.563 Why so? 26:21.646 --> 26:24.271 She is Shivani who complained against our company 26:24.730 --> 26:25.771 Oh! 26:26.813 --> 26:28.188 - Hello - Hello? 26:28.313 --> 26:30.146 Is this Shivani of Macwell Ad agency? 26:30.188 --> 26:31.355 Yes and you are...? 26:31.438 --> 26:35.188 We want you to shoot an ad for our company and that too with Dhoni 26:35.980 --> 26:37.646 Client wants an ad with cricketer Dhoni 26:37.688 --> 26:39.355 Dhoni, huh? Talk...clinch it 26:39.396 --> 26:41.313 Sir, can I know about your product? 26:41.355 --> 26:42.730 Ox tail soup 26:43.396 --> 26:44.730 Ox tail soup, huh? 26:44.771 --> 26:45.938 Did I hear that right? 26:46.021 --> 26:48.813 Dhoni gets out in the very 1st ball 26:48.980 --> 26:51.938 He comes to my grandma's stall and drinks oxtail soup 26:51.980 --> 26:53.813 Wipes his mouth in his collar in Dhoni style 26:53.855 --> 26:55.896 Every ball after that he hits only a six 26:55.938 --> 26:58.021 Drink oxtail soup It will be a sixer scoop 26:58.063 --> 26:59.688 Swings his bat in front of the camera 26:59.730 --> 27:02.605 Sir, we don't shoot ads on oxtail soups 27:02.646 --> 27:04.646 We can't go for goat tail soup just to please you 27:04.688 --> 27:05.980 Dai! Who the hell are you? 27:06.063 --> 27:07.855 How can you be so rude to your customer? 27:07.938 --> 27:09.855 We have an 'egg bonda' ad lined up 27:09.938 --> 27:12.688 If you are so disrespectful we'll hand it to your competitor Santosh 27:12.730 --> 27:14.480 Dai! You are Santosh on the line, right? 27:14.563 --> 27:15.605 That bugger, huh? 27:16.355 --> 27:20.105 Sweetypie, were you chatting me up knowing I'm your boyfriend? 27:20.188 --> 27:23.688 You misused a girl and got a contract Aren't you ashamed of yourself? 27:23.730 --> 27:26.480 You didn't have the brains to get it Aren't you ashamed of yourself? 27:26.521 --> 27:27.563 Shut up! 27:28.480 --> 27:29.896 Why are you so rude to a girl? 27:29.938 --> 27:31.813 - He's going overboard - Let me handle him 27:31.896 --> 27:33.771 She's calling again Watch me in action 27:33.771 --> 27:36.105 Santosh, you don't know to tackle this properly 27:36.188 --> 27:39.021 You should treat a girl gently, like a flower, let me handle her 27:39.105 --> 27:40.688 - Hellooo - Bloody fellow! 27:40.855 --> 27:43.105 Will you spew words out of your mouth as you like? 27:43.146 --> 27:45.605 Words from mouth is speech What comes from the nose is breath! 27:45.646 --> 27:47.813 - Morning walk in Marina beach - Get lost, you leach 27:47.896 --> 27:50.855 Hey! If I ever get hold of you 27:50.896 --> 27:53.396 I'll punch your nose and you can never breathe again 27:53.438 --> 27:55.105 How dare you say you'll break my nose 27:55.146 --> 27:57.771 If I get hold of you and make you crave for mangoes! 27:58.021 --> 27:59.688 Go to hell! 27:59.771 --> 28:02.313 Are you stringing violence with your mouth? 28:02.355 --> 28:04.146 Why is your every word a bloody sword?! 28:04.188 --> 28:05.688 Meet me face to face 28:05.730 --> 28:06.771 I'll smash your face 28:06.771 --> 28:09.021 You said we should treat a girl like a flower! 28:09.063 --> 28:11.313 Santosh! Don't butt in 28:11.355 --> 28:13.813 She shouldn't be treated like a flower...f...fu- 28:13.855 --> 28:16.355 Come...bloody tramp! 28:17.105 --> 28:18.188 Goodness! 28:18.896 --> 28:20.188 I swear I'll kick- 28:21.313 --> 28:22.438 Listen to her 28:24.730 --> 28:26.313 Why are you yelling nonstop? 28:26.355 --> 28:28.021 - Listen again - Needs censor, boss! 28:28.063 --> 28:29.146 You have to listen 28:29.188 --> 28:31.021 Ooooh! Aaaah!! Ouch!!! 28:31.146 --> 28:32.896 She is maligning my entire family! 28:32.938 --> 28:34.938 The groom is waiting Let's get going 28:34.980 --> 28:36.146 Why waste time? 28:36.188 --> 28:38.521 Listen to every single syllable and tell me in toto 28:40.813 --> 28:42.313 Relax, ma'am 28:42.355 --> 28:43.938 Why do you take him so seriously? 28:43.980 --> 28:44.980 Forget it 28:45.063 --> 28:46.605 Hi...hi...hi 28:46.646 --> 28:48.521 Young girls I'm Gowri Shankar 28:48.563 --> 28:50.771 - Sorry, am I late? - Too late! 28:50.896 --> 28:53.688 Luckily I came here before the inauspicious time passes 28:53.730 --> 28:56.396 Are you ready to tie the wedding knot? 28:56.438 --> 28:57.605 Yes, madam 28:57.646 --> 28:59.146 I like the girl very much 29:00.480 --> 29:01.646 Right...left 29:01.688 --> 29:04.480 Madam, excuse me Will you exchange your seats? 29:04.521 --> 29:06.563 - Why? - Sit and I'll explain 29:06.605 --> 29:08.813 This weirdo is coming up with a new concept! 29:08.938 --> 29:12.063 Bride was sitting all this while in the seat of authority 29:12.146 --> 29:14.938 Those sitting in that side will be very assertive 29:15.313 --> 29:18.730 Because the wife shouldn't boss over the husband 29:19.021 --> 29:20.521 - Oho! - Oh! 29:20.605 --> 29:22.688 Have you decided I'm your wife? 29:22.730 --> 29:24.146 It is confirmed 29:24.271 --> 29:28.730 I decided as soon as I saw your front and back 29:31.021 --> 29:32.230 Front okay 29:33.271 --> 29:34.480 What does the back signify? 29:34.521 --> 29:38.146 I saw her name and date of birth written on the back of her photo 29:38.271 --> 29:40.271 Her date of birth adds to 7 29:40.438 --> 29:43.813 - Mine too adds to 7 - Weirdo! 29:43.855 --> 29:45.605 Amitabh Bachan Jaya Bachan 29:45.730 --> 29:46.771 And 29:46.813 --> 29:47.855 Priyanka Chopra 29:47.938 --> 29:49.938 - Nick Jones - Soooper combination! 29:49.980 --> 29:53.646 Date of birth for all of them adds to number 7 29:55.063 --> 29:58.646 So according to you a happy life depends on the number? 29:58.730 --> 30:01.271 Okay? But I don't believe in numbers 30:01.313 --> 30:02.730 I need someone who believes in me! 30:02.771 --> 30:03.896 - Oh! - 'Heard that?' 30:03.938 --> 30:05.980 He needn't have studied extensively 30:06.021 --> 30:07.896 - Okay - He should have studied human beings 30:07.938 --> 30:09.855 'He doesn't seem like a human being, dear' 30:09.938 --> 30:15.146 "You stand sweet and single I look for you everywhere to mingle" 30:15.438 --> 30:21.021 "You swing like a swing gracefully Dance with me in my dream, girlie" 30:22.146 --> 30:27.646 "I will somersault and love you to the utmost ultimate level new" 30:28.271 --> 30:33.313 "Why do you torture me like an android phone daily?" 30:33.813 --> 30:38.146 "My darling girlie I will sit on you most willingly" 30:38.771 --> 30:40.063 What was she talking about? 30:40.105 --> 30:42.563 Her husband to be should never lie it seems 30:42.605 --> 30:44.230 You know only to lie! 30:44.730 --> 30:46.271 He should never cheat anyone 30:46.313 --> 30:48.063 Cheating is your profession! 30:48.521 --> 30:49.730 Not touch booze it seems 30:50.646 --> 30:53.438 You bought booze illegally during lockdown! 30:53.480 --> 30:54.980 Santosh, listen to me carefully 30:55.146 --> 30:56.355 Gap between that girl and you 30:56.396 --> 30:58.688 Forget an escalator Even a helicopter can't help you 31:01.438 --> 31:03.646 Hoarding layers of negative energy 31:03.688 --> 31:05.896 How do you hang around with me so cheerfully? 31:08.521 --> 31:11.896 Girls know to list out their demands But they don't know to take a decision 31:14.521 --> 31:17.730 - Hey Santosh! - I was just thinking of you 31:18.063 --> 31:19.855 You shouldn't forget me till you die 31:20.271 --> 31:21.771 I'll humiliate you to that exent 31:21.980 --> 31:24.146 - What happened? - I like that innocent question! 31:24.646 --> 31:25.855 You misused me 31:25.938 --> 31:28.563 You made me dance in front of your client promising me a chance 31:28.605 --> 31:29.730 Just to clinch your ad deal 31:29.730 --> 31:30.730 'Listen, Santosh' 31:30.771 --> 31:32.855 Shivani madam told me all about you 31:33.438 --> 31:36.230 I've raised a complaint against your company to the Ad Council 31:36.355 --> 31:37.896 'You bloody rascal!' 31:37.938 --> 31:39.855 - Do what you want - Listen to me, 1 minute 31:39.896 --> 31:41.063 Get lost! 31:41.313 --> 31:43.396 Shivani and Sheela have ganged up? 31:43.438 --> 31:44.730 What is your next move? 31:46.063 --> 31:48.855 You are world's most potent poison and I hang around with you 31:48.896 --> 31:50.480 Can't I handle her? 31:54.521 --> 31:55.646 Hi Sheelu 31:55.896 --> 31:57.230 Flowers for you 32:00.980 --> 32:02.063 Coffee? 32:05.230 --> 32:06.521 Here's your phone 32:08.313 --> 32:10.896 You'll be mighty careful with your possessions! 32:11.605 --> 32:13.021 You bloody cheat! 32:13.105 --> 32:15.146 You deceived me and made me dance, right? 32:15.271 --> 32:17.980 Did I make you dance in my grandma's funeral? 32:18.146 --> 32:20.105 Do you know that man's clout? 32:20.396 --> 32:22.521 Do you know how many ads he has produced? 32:22.730 --> 32:23.813 No 32:23.855 --> 32:25.438 Then I can say anything boldly 32:25.480 --> 32:28.605 Sheela, he is the leading head in the marketing scenario 32:28.646 --> 32:31.271 Only he is the decision maker as to who should act in which ad 32:31.313 --> 32:33.021 For your information He asked me your # 32:33.063 --> 32:34.271 I was the one who refused 32:34.313 --> 32:35.813 - Why? - Because 32:35.938 --> 32:41.146 I've planned to use you as my model for a huge brand with excessive products 32:41.563 --> 32:43.146 Then how will I give him your #? 32:43.230 --> 32:45.938 - Hey Santu, will I be your model? - Of course 32:46.230 --> 32:48.813 But you listened to her in haste and messed it up big time 32:49.063 --> 32:51.355 What's her name? Er...Shivani 32:51.771 --> 32:53.521 She is jealous with a capital J 32:53.605 --> 32:57.021 Jealous I was using such a beautiful model and I had clinched a prestigious deal 32:57.146 --> 32:58.771 She twisted it and you fell for it 32:59.480 --> 33:01.021 Forget her We can deal with her 33:01.063 --> 33:02.521 What is this commercial? 33:02.605 --> 33:05.105 - What ad- - What brand? 33:05.230 --> 33:07.146 - I can't- - What is the name? 33:07.355 --> 33:08.771 - I have to- - Which product? 33:08.813 --> 33:10.355 Why are you thinking too much? 33:10.396 --> 33:13.021 Chee...chee...chee! Why am I even thinkin- 33:16.521 --> 33:17.688 Blockbuster 33:19.521 --> 33:22.063 - Blockbuster? - Yes! Blockbuster 33:22.313 --> 33:25.146 - Never heard of it - You are their sole model 33:25.355 --> 33:26.355 Really? 33:26.396 --> 33:27.480 Blockbuster? 33:27.521 --> 33:29.063 - Wow! - Thank you, Santosh 33:29.105 --> 33:30.230 I love you! 33:30.271 --> 33:33.230 Everyone is asking me if I have some joyous news to share 33:33.355 --> 33:35.146 What to do, dear? I sold all my assets 33:35.230 --> 33:38.355 I have tried acupuncture, ayurvedic and allopathy medicine 33:38.396 --> 33:39.813 Nothing is bearing fruit 33:39.855 --> 33:41.605 Blame it on my blessed fate! 33:42.105 --> 33:43.105 Why not? 33:43.146 --> 33:45.813 This is the cure to change your dream and desire 33:45.855 --> 33:46.855 Blockbuster! 33:48.730 --> 33:51.980 Eat blockbuster Go on a rollercoaster! 33:52.355 --> 33:53.938 Why are you hitting me? 33:53.980 --> 33:55.855 Don't you have sisters? 33:55.896 --> 33:56.980 I had once upon a time 33:57.021 --> 33:58.688 They passed over due to corona 33:58.730 --> 34:01.896 Don't you have common sense how to treat women? 34:02.021 --> 34:04.146 - Idiot! - What is the problem, madam? 34:04.230 --> 34:06.146 He pinched my waist, sir 34:06.230 --> 34:07.730 - No, sir - This man? 34:07.980 --> 34:11.021 He has one foot in the grave Did he pinch your waist? 34:11.146 --> 34:12.480 Not today, sir 34:12.730 --> 34:16.855 On August 6th in 1976 34:16.896 --> 34:18.730 Under Kannagi statue in Marina beach 34:18.771 --> 34:21.271 At 10:10:10 seconds 34:21.396 --> 34:23.521 He pinched my waist and ran away 34:23.563 --> 34:25.813 Do you still remember what he did decades ago? 34:25.896 --> 34:28.230 Blockbuster Multigrain Instant Drink Mix 34:28.313 --> 34:29.355 Detergent soap 34:29.396 --> 34:30.896 Green tea Milk powder 34:32.730 --> 34:34.605 We've done all the ads except Phenyl 34:34.771 --> 34:36.813 Whose # do I add in the scrolling below? 34:36.855 --> 34:39.021 Give that waste MJ's number 34:39.105 --> 34:40.480 Cut it Sheelaaa! 34:40.521 --> 34:41.938 Soooper! 34:42.146 --> 34:44.105 Mind blowing performance, Sheela 34:44.146 --> 34:49.105 Mark my words, all the Bollywood heroes will open their mouth like a gold fish 34:49.396 --> 34:51.521 - Really? - Of course to spit they have to 34:51.563 --> 34:53.980 - Aahh? - You'll be most wanted in Hindi films 34:54.021 --> 34:56.146 - Choose a trustworthy manager - Shall I volunteer? 34:56.271 --> 34:57.355 Hey! Get lost 34:58.146 --> 35:00.813 Sheela, this is a small gift for you 35:00.855 --> 35:02.480 It's a platinum chain 35:02.521 --> 35:05.605 Will you withdraw the complaint you made to the ad council 35:05.730 --> 35:06.855 Don't worry I'll handle that 35:06.938 --> 35:08.396 So sweet Pack up! 35:08.438 --> 35:10.146 If a scorpion stings we can bear the pain 35:10.230 --> 35:12.105 But hair fall? We just can't bear it 35:12.355 --> 35:14.230 Permanent solution to a bald head 35:14.480 --> 35:15.938 Blockbuster hair oil 35:16.230 --> 35:17.605 Just apply it on your scalp 35:17.646 --> 35:21.063 Mottai Rajendran kind of head will look like T.Rajendran's head 35:22.688 --> 35:23.938 Brilliant! 35:24.063 --> 35:26.480 Sheela, you've complained against MJ Company 35:26.521 --> 35:27.563 'Elaborate' 35:27.605 --> 35:30.438 The marketing head lured you with a false promise 35:30.480 --> 35:33.688 Misused you by forcing you to dance in front of everyone 35:33.730 --> 35:35.355 Isn't that true? Tell us about it 35:35.396 --> 35:36.855 'Why are you staring like an owl?' 35:36.896 --> 35:38.771 Sheela, what are you waiting for? 35:38.896 --> 35:41.646 Tell with conviction We are there for you 35:41.771 --> 35:43.646 Tell them the whole truth, Sheela 35:43.688 --> 35:45.688 Don't be scared We are here to support you 35:47.688 --> 35:50.313 Sir, I've modelled for ever so many companies 35:50.355 --> 35:54.146 After working with ad maker Santosh in his MJ Company 35:54.271 --> 35:56.396 My career has reached a different height 35:56.730 --> 35:58.146 Soooper company! 35:59.021 --> 36:01.396 Sheela, what's wrong with you? 36:01.480 --> 36:02.646 Shivani! 36:02.771 --> 36:04.646 Why are you interrupting when she's talking? 36:04.688 --> 36:06.355 - Allow her to talk - That's right 36:06.396 --> 36:07.563 Ma'am, she is ly- 36:07.605 --> 36:09.563 Don't butt in Keep quiet 36:09.605 --> 36:10.730 'Sheela, continue' 36:10.813 --> 36:14.355 MJ company did not misuse me in any manner or occasion 36:14.646 --> 36:17.730 In fact they selected me in their commercials 36:17.813 --> 36:20.063 They have made me their brand ambassador 36:21.396 --> 36:22.896 You just now watched that ad 36:22.938 --> 36:24.480 Don't believe all this 36:24.521 --> 36:25.646 This is a fake ad 36:25.688 --> 36:27.980 She has spoken out of sheer fear 36:28.021 --> 36:29.480 Why should I be scared? 36:29.521 --> 36:31.896 - Then why did you complain, Shivani? - Sir, because- 36:31.980 --> 36:33.646 Professional jealousy 36:33.730 --> 36:35.855 - Whaaat?! - Some people misguided me 36:35.896 --> 36:37.230 No...no, sir 36:37.271 --> 36:40.938 This is why I've come in person to clarify without any misunderstanding 36:40.980 --> 36:43.813 Some companies don't even pay properly 36:44.271 --> 36:47.146 But MJ company along with my payment 36:47.230 --> 36:49.938 - Gifted me this platinum chain - Don't bend too much, girl! 36:49.980 --> 36:51.646 Take a good look 36:51.688 --> 36:52.938 - 'Looks good?' - Wow! 36:52.980 --> 36:54.813 New design Look at this 36:54.855 --> 36:56.271 Can't take my eyes off! 36:56.313 --> 36:57.521 She baited all of them 36:57.563 --> 36:58.605 Sheela 36:58.730 --> 37:01.771 What is the pendent on your chain? 37:01.855 --> 37:03.646 - To top it all, huh? - Cat pendent 37:03.688 --> 37:04.730 Meow! 37:04.855 --> 37:07.021 No need cat Change it 37:07.105 --> 37:08.730 I love cats 37:10.063 --> 37:12.605 Mine is an elephant 37:13.021 --> 37:14.396 Put it back in 37:14.730 --> 37:16.521 Elephant, pot and what not! 37:16.730 --> 37:18.396 Gold polish has worn off, dear 37:18.438 --> 37:20.730 - This is platinum, dear - Most important! 37:20.730 --> 37:22.813 This is cat, that's elephant Stop showing off! 37:22.896 --> 37:23.938 Listen to me 37:23.980 --> 37:27.105 Don't give a complaint and then somersault 37:27.146 --> 37:28.855 Do you know why I pardoned you? 37:28.938 --> 37:31.396 Only one thing on you caught my fancy 37:31.563 --> 37:32.605 STOP! 37:32.646 --> 37:33.688 Not just one 37:33.855 --> 37:35.521 - Two things caught my eye - 'That's all?' 37:35.563 --> 37:36.646 What are they? 37:36.688 --> 37:39.396 One is the chain Another is the pendent 37:39.480 --> 37:41.688 - True that - Gawd! Graphic detail! 37:42.271 --> 37:45.730 Don't waste council's time believing random people 37:50.146 --> 37:52.021 Young teenager and a wild boar 37:52.063 --> 37:53.105 Zip zap zoom! 37:53.146 --> 37:54.521 You run ahead in Mudhumalai forest 37:54.563 --> 37:56.938 A wild boar chases you hot on your heels, this is the concept 37:56.980 --> 37:58.855 - Brainless bozo - Worthless Jackson! 37:58.938 --> 37:59.980 I'm taking off for a week 38:00.021 --> 38:01.355 - Take care - Break, huh? 38:01.396 --> 38:03.146 - Who gave you permission? - I 38:03.271 --> 38:05.896 You know I go on a vacation as soon as I finish an assignment 38:06.063 --> 38:08.438 I have taken so many ads I've never taken a break so far 38:08.480 --> 38:10.521 Do you call what you shot as 'ad'?! 38:10.563 --> 38:11.730 See, Mr Jackson 38:11.730 --> 38:13.313 If the landlord is a bachelor 38:13.355 --> 38:15.605 ...it doesn't mean the tenant should also be one 38:15.646 --> 38:19.021 How will the landlord feel if the tenant is coochey-cooing with some female? 38:19.063 --> 38:21.396 I told the maid not to come Just clean the loo 38:21.438 --> 38:23.105 Total disrespect to your owner, eh? 38:23.146 --> 38:26.105 I bought a belt because my pant is loose 38:26.146 --> 38:27.938 That is stinging me turning into a snake! 38:28.021 --> 38:29.563 Daddy! 38:30.271 --> 38:31.605 'Gorilla condoms' 38:31.688 --> 38:33.313 'Condoms used by gorillas' 38:33.396 --> 38:34.855 'You use the same' 38:34.938 --> 38:38.938 'Now a new ajinomoto flavor is available in all outlets' 38:38.980 --> 38:40.771 Hi dad, did you watch my ad? 38:40.813 --> 38:41.938 How is it? 38:43.521 --> 38:44.813 Did you come in this cycle? 38:44.855 --> 38:47.480 Won't you die till you reach 100? When will you give me your key? 38:47.521 --> 38:49.271 Double decker dumbass! 38:49.438 --> 38:51.355 Key is given only to an epileptic patient 38:51.396 --> 38:53.646 A key can't help a brain stroke! 38:53.730 --> 38:55.980 What is this bloody ad you have shot? 38:56.063 --> 38:59.855 What do you mean taking a condom ad with gorillas instead of humans? 38:59.896 --> 39:01.980 Appa, you don't realize the depth of this ad 39:02.021 --> 39:03.230 What depth? 39:03.271 --> 39:04.730 Even beasts take safety measures 39:04.771 --> 39:07.313 Mankind, don't you have brains? That's my in-depth concept 39:07.355 --> 39:08.980 We inject it into everyone's head 39:09.021 --> 39:10.771 May thunder befall your injection 39:11.146 --> 39:12.688 ISI idiot! 39:12.730 --> 39:16.855 What will this gorilla reply if we ask, 'who gave you this condom'? 39:16.938 --> 39:18.021 Gorilla, huh? 39:18.980 --> 39:20.438 Damn you, son of a gorilla! 39:20.521 --> 39:22.063 That makes you the gorilla! 39:22.480 --> 39:24.355 I could've bought bananas for this monkey! 39:24.521 --> 39:25.938 Sir...sir...sir 39:25.980 --> 39:27.563 He'll change my form! 39:27.855 --> 39:30.355 - He has shot it without any logic - Daddy 39:30.563 --> 39:31.980 You shot an ad the other day 39:32.146 --> 39:34.730 God is giving His devotee incense stick 39:34.813 --> 39:37.938 Did anyone ask where or how God rolled those fragrant sticks? 39:37.980 --> 39:39.646 You can't get magic if you look at logic 39:39.688 --> 39:40.813 Shut up 39:41.396 --> 39:42.646 Dumbass donkey! 39:42.688 --> 39:44.605 Look at his huge background 39:44.813 --> 39:46.355 I made a blunder the other day 39:46.396 --> 39:49.230 I should have used the condom this gorilla used! 39:49.271 --> 39:51.521 Santosh, can't you advise him? 39:51.646 --> 39:55.438 Sir, your son is this company's managing director 39:55.521 --> 39:57.438 I'm just an assistant director 39:57.480 --> 39:58.813 How can I advise him? 40:00.605 --> 40:02.771 - You saw for yourself? - Managing director? 40:02.896 --> 40:04.438 Even this is okay 40:04.563 --> 40:05.563 Last month 40:05.605 --> 40:08.938 He shot a tooth brush advertisement with an old man who had lost all his teeth 40:09.105 --> 40:12.980 He brushed his gums for an hour and a bloody river flowed out of his mouth! 40:13.605 --> 40:16.730 I had more than 100 clients as long as I was the director of this company 40:16.730 --> 40:18.521 Now it has dwindled down to 10 clients! 40:18.688 --> 40:20.813 The day he set foot in my company 40:20.855 --> 40:23.521 It is like some tortoise sneaked in at the wrong time and place 40:23.605 --> 40:24.855 Sir, turn please 40:25.605 --> 40:27.605 We can check if you have a shell on your back 40:27.688 --> 40:29.396 Are you calling me a tortoise? 40:29.688 --> 40:32.480 Daddy, he's calling your son a tortoise And you're keeping quiet 40:32.563 --> 40:34.105 No, he's actually laughing 40:35.730 --> 40:37.730 Hey! Son of a tortoise 40:37.771 --> 40:40.313 Then you are the dad tortoise! 40:40.396 --> 40:42.021 How were you born to me! 40:42.105 --> 40:44.063 Daddy, you dug deep and sowed your seed 40:44.105 --> 40:46.146 You are asking me 'how were you born?' 40:46.230 --> 40:47.271 Brainless daddy! 40:47.355 --> 40:49.730 He's saying it as if he was a fly on the wall!! 40:49.771 --> 40:51.146 Hey! What is this? 40:51.230 --> 40:53.605 Mike...Michael Jackson dance 40:53.646 --> 40:54.938 Damn your Jackson! 40:55.021 --> 40:58.771 You can't hold a match to even a single stone in his grave! 40:58.938 --> 41:02.521 If you ape his costume and shake like you've been electrocuted 41:02.563 --> 41:04.146 That won't make you Michael Jackson 41:04.230 --> 41:06.313 Don't talk about current You are not current news 41:06.355 --> 41:09.980 That's why you don't understand my costume, my attitude or my appearance 41:10.021 --> 41:11.896 - I swear I will- - Yes, come on, kill me 41:11.938 --> 41:13.271 Kill me...kill me...kill me 41:13.396 --> 41:15.271 I shouldn't kill the child I gave birth to, eh? 41:15.313 --> 41:17.063 - Correct, sir - My son, Santosh 41:17.105 --> 41:18.146 I can't din sense into him 41:18.230 --> 41:20.938 During my lifetime I don't think he will gain an iota of intelligence 41:20.980 --> 41:22.271 He is utterly irresponsible 41:22.355 --> 41:25.813 That's why I told my lawyer to change the company's power of attorney 41:25.855 --> 41:26.938 To your name 41:26.980 --> 41:27.980 Give it to me 41:28.021 --> 41:30.771 Santosh, this company is your responsibility 41:30.813 --> 41:31.980 How dare you! 41:32.021 --> 41:34.271 - Whose wealth are you giving whom? - Give that to me 41:34.313 --> 41:36.521 All the assets are only in your name 41:36.563 --> 41:38.563 He has the power to run the company 41:38.896 --> 41:40.813 How is this? I should walk ahead 41:40.855 --> 41:43.230 He will tie a rope around my waist and hold it 41:43.313 --> 41:45.230 If he pushes, run If he pulls, step back 41:45.271 --> 41:48.146 Run if pushed, step back if pulled means, he will make the 'great escape' 41:48.271 --> 41:50.355 Dumbass dimwit! Is this how you talk to your dad? 41:50.396 --> 41:51.563 You are making me talk, dad 41:51.605 --> 41:53.771 Whether you accept this or not 41:53.855 --> 41:55.980 - This is my final decision - I won't agree 41:56.021 --> 41:58.063 I know you'll take good care of my company 41:58.105 --> 41:59.396 Take over Come on 41:59.438 --> 42:01.855 You've handed over such a huge responsibility 42:01.896 --> 42:03.063 - Hold this, sir - What? 42:03.105 --> 42:04.730 I'm so scared Bless me, sir 42:05.355 --> 42:08.271 This fear and this devotion will take my firm to great heights 42:08.313 --> 42:09.313 Shut up, pa 42:09.355 --> 42:11.605 Enough of digging my grave! 42:11.730 --> 42:14.105 You rock...your acting is matchless! 42:14.230 --> 42:18.605 More humble than a new daughter-in-law taking the keys from her mother-in-law! 42:18.646 --> 42:21.855 Dads usually loot others and give their sons the ill-gotten gains 42:21.938 --> 42:24.146 You are giving our wealth on a golden plate to others 42:24.230 --> 42:25.355 Are you brainless or what? 42:25.396 --> 42:27.771 Daddy, 1 more chance Give me 1 more- 42:27.896 --> 42:29.771 Are you dragging me because he signalled you? 42:29.813 --> 42:31.480 - Who is he, man? - New MD 42:31.521 --> 42:32.896 - Who am I then? - Empty! 42:33.605 --> 42:34.896 - Take him out - I'll take you in 42:34.938 --> 42:36.521 - Dad down down! - Don't be too rough 42:36.563 --> 42:38.063 - You can do anything - Down down! 42:38.105 --> 42:41.021 You lifted a mere laborer and degraded me to a Doberman 42:41.063 --> 42:44.063 You hammered the final nail into my company's coffin! 42:46.480 --> 42:49.855 I've searched all the sites online for that Blockbuster products 42:50.730 --> 42:52.730 I didn't get even a teeny-weeny information 42:54.563 --> 42:56.021 Isn't this a new product? 42:56.146 --> 42:58.646 May be that's why the details are kept under wraps? 42:58.730 --> 43:00.438 But can I give you an idea? 43:00.480 --> 43:04.480 Billa Detective Agency is my follower 43:04.563 --> 43:06.980 If I put in a word to him 43:07.105 --> 43:10.521 He will find out the details of that product from A to Z 43:10.563 --> 43:11.771 What do you say? 43:14.105 --> 43:15.355 Good idea 43:15.771 --> 43:16.896 'Like Bijili chilly powder' 43:16.938 --> 43:19.438 Blazing hot wherever Burning spicy whenever 43:19.521 --> 43:20.813 How's my punch line? 43:20.855 --> 43:22.480 Like my hair, huh?! 43:23.563 --> 43:25.563 Hey! Lilliput, come here 43:26.313 --> 43:27.855 High-jump! 43:28.438 --> 43:29.438 Where are you going? 43:29.480 --> 43:31.230 To make a zoom call to Santosh 43:31.480 --> 43:33.355 When God is out here you want to see the priest? 43:33.396 --> 43:35.938 - What is the matter? - Blockbuster audio, video 43:36.021 --> 43:37.813 Dubbing and final mix Everything is done 43:37.938 --> 43:40.063 If Santosh sir says okay we can start the publicity 43:41.396 --> 43:43.730 Who is he, a laborer, to approve? Owner, I'll tell you 43:43.730 --> 43:45.063 Publicity for our ad 43:45.105 --> 43:46.605 Wall posters, flex boards 43:46.646 --> 43:48.230 Throughout Tamil Nadu...no 43:48.313 --> 43:49.355 Mysore, Bangalore 43:49.438 --> 43:50.896 That side, Chittoor, Keezh Tirupati 43:50.980 --> 43:52.688 This side Palakkad and Paramakudi 43:52.730 --> 43:54.605 Boss, Paramakudi is in Tamil Nadu 43:55.605 --> 43:58.396 Vertically challenged at 4'5" you shouldn't challenge my knowledge! 43:58.438 --> 44:02.813 All the TV channels in Tamil Nadu should promote only our advertisement 44:02.896 --> 44:03.980 - Follow my order - Boss 44:04.021 --> 44:05.896 Still can I ask Santosh sir perm- 44:05.980 --> 44:07.896 Elder brother of a bed bug 44:07.980 --> 44:10.646 If I have admitted my wife in hospital to deliver our baby 44:10.688 --> 44:12.980 I was the reason for her nausea So I should sign the form 44:13.021 --> 44:15.396 Will the mango vendor who fulfilled her food-craving sign? 44:15.438 --> 44:16.980 I am ordering you to do this, go, do it 44:17.021 --> 44:18.355 Come here, bro 44:18.396 --> 44:20.313 If you carry out my orders properly 44:20.355 --> 44:22.563 I'll give you a job in proportion to your height 44:22.605 --> 44:23.730 What job, boss? 44:23.813 --> 44:25.730 You should stand and blo- 44:28.438 --> 44:29.813 Prime time and non prime time 44:29.855 --> 44:32.105 Our ad should be telecast at all times in all channels 44:32.146 --> 44:33.730 I'm spending money like water 44:33.855 --> 44:35.355 Tanjore, Kumbakonam, Orathanad 44:35.396 --> 44:38.230 Pattukottai, Pudhukottai, Krishnagiri, Vizhupuram, Dindivanam, Perambur 44:38.271 --> 44:40.396 Pay an advance and book all these areas 44:44.021 --> 44:47.271 Why do you scare me like this and puncture holes into my heart? 44:47.396 --> 44:48.813 Yov! I swea- 44:49.105 --> 44:50.146 Whom did you ask- 44:50.230 --> 44:51.980 To permit telecast of Blockbuster ad? 44:52.021 --> 44:54.438 To drink tender coconut water in my own father's farm 44:54.480 --> 44:55.646 Whom should I ask? 44:55.688 --> 44:57.355 Whose permission do I need? 44:58.688 --> 45:00.438 Like fish falling into the net in swarms 45:00.480 --> 45:02.480 Advance deposits are piling plop...plop...plop! 45:03.105 --> 45:04.146 Sir, listen to- 45:04.355 --> 45:06.646 Listen to me and stop the telecast of these ads 45:06.688 --> 45:08.396 You resent me being in the limelight? 45:08.480 --> 45:10.605 Jealous? No one can stop my progress 45:10.646 --> 45:12.938 No one can stop you going to jail 45:13.480 --> 45:14.688 - Jail? - Yes 45:14.730 --> 45:17.396 - What have you done, my dear boy? - Blockbuster! 45:17.730 --> 45:19.271 - Blockbuster? - Product 45:19.313 --> 45:22.355 - Product - There is no such product! 45:24.313 --> 45:26.146 Blockbuster doesn't even exist? 45:26.271 --> 45:27.313 Aiyaiyo! 45:27.480 --> 45:31.063 There's no wife to address as sweetheart! And the unborn baby's name is Kumarasamy!! 45:31.105 --> 45:33.771 - Then why did you shoot that ad? - Hey! Brainless or what? 45:33.855 --> 45:35.730 Sheela complained the other day, right? 45:35.771 --> 45:37.605 I shot a dummy ad to cool her down 45:37.688 --> 45:39.230 Who asked you to butt in?! 45:39.355 --> 45:41.355 You are not to blame The fault isn't yours 45:41.605 --> 45:45.438 Though there were 1000 chairs to choose I sat on the one with a spike protruding 45:45.730 --> 45:46.938 I am to blame, I agree 45:47.021 --> 45:49.521 Counting bars and eating stale porridge confirmed 45:49.563 --> 45:52.063 Don't dangle the word 'jail' and scare me to death 45:52.105 --> 45:54.813 - My hands are shaking - Drown yourself in booze 45:55.146 --> 45:56.230 Come 45:57.813 --> 46:00.105 Santosh, if we call all the distributors 46:00.146 --> 46:02.730 And return their money who will know about his? 46:02.813 --> 46:04.688 - What do you say? - Just shut up, hey! 46:04.730 --> 46:05.938 Sir, please keep quiet 46:06.313 --> 46:08.146 He will take cash and then return it seems 46:08.438 --> 46:10.730 You gave a totally fake ad 46:10.730 --> 46:11.980 Plus IPL cricket match 46:12.021 --> 46:13.605 PM's speech was telecast 'live' today 46:13.646 --> 46:14.688 Other than distributors 46:14.730 --> 46:16.271 I don't think it has reached the public 46:16.313 --> 46:18.605 'Did you see this Blockbuster advertisement yesterday' 46:18.938 --> 46:21.980 More than me my wife was so thrilled 46:22.105 --> 46:24.105 Because I drink gallons of this beer 46:24.146 --> 46:28.063 My stomach resembles a pot was her constant dig at me 46:28.105 --> 46:30.896 After this Blockbuster tablet is available in the market 46:30.938 --> 46:32.605 I'll take a daily dose and slim down 46:32.646 --> 46:34.438 I'll make her stomach pregnant! 46:34.480 --> 46:35.813 I've challenged her 46:35.896 --> 46:37.230 Product has reached the masses 46:37.271 --> 46:39.980 Don't know how long it will take to be available in the market 46:40.021 --> 46:42.771 I don't know if we will be able to get it or not, buddy 46:42.813 --> 46:44.730 Don't worry, dude 46:44.813 --> 46:47.605 My niece works in Blockbuster 46:47.646 --> 46:49.521 I'll get it for you through her 46:49.605 --> 46:51.230 Order a quarter, machi 46:52.146 --> 46:54.063 You heard what he said about his niece 46:54.105 --> 46:55.480 Can we store some stock? 46:55.563 --> 46:57.396 Hey! Mental Michael Jackson! 46:57.438 --> 46:59.730 Mud between your ears! How many times should I tell you? 46:59.771 --> 47:01.396 There's no product called Blockbuster 47:01.438 --> 47:04.480 To get booze on the sly he is pledging his niece! 47:04.521 --> 47:05.605 That's right, right? 47:05.646 --> 47:08.063 News has spread to this local bar 47:08.105 --> 47:09.855 As if it wouldn't have reached ABC centers 47:09.896 --> 47:14.813 I shouldn't trick those who trusted us and be the target of their hatred! 47:14.855 --> 47:15.938 How is my brainwave? 47:15.980 --> 47:18.688 They will hate you head to toe only if you act weird like this 47:19.730 --> 47:23.230 Though 1000 'halwa' stalls exist Tiruelveli halwa is the most famous 47:23.605 --> 47:26.105 We have attained that kind of fame now 47:26.146 --> 47:28.146 But what is missing? We don't have that 'halwa'! 47:28.230 --> 47:29.271 So...? 47:29.396 --> 47:32.021 What if we find a chef who makes the best 'halwa'? 47:32.938 --> 47:35.563 You want to find the scientist who can find the magic cure! 47:35.646 --> 47:38.688 Your brain gets spirited only after 3 rounds of spirit-intake! 47:38.855 --> 47:40.146 I'll find the perfect man! 47:40.480 --> 47:43.105 I'll find the man to be found and find the product 47:43.146 --> 47:44.980 I'll credit it to Shivani 47:45.688 --> 47:46.730 My sweetheart 47:46.771 --> 47:48.063 Pay the bill and come 47:48.105 --> 47:49.521 'Don't talk behind my back' 47:49.563 --> 47:50.938 I must swipe my debit card 47:50.980 --> 47:53.021 But the credit goes to sweetheart, sugar cube! 47:53.063 --> 47:56.063 I didn't touch these appetizers Deduct these and give me the bill 48:02.563 --> 48:03.688 Er...hello? 48:03.730 --> 48:04.896 You mentioned a name 48:04.938 --> 48:06.063 Can you tell me his name? 48:06.105 --> 48:07.230 What's his name? 48:07.271 --> 48:08.730 1 second Okay 48:09.980 --> 48:11.146 I'm stuck with my worries 48:11.230 --> 48:13.271 You are happily clacking the keys away 48:13.730 --> 48:16.146 Am I sitting and watching some porn film? 48:16.355 --> 48:18.730 I am toasting garlic bread for the soup you got us in 48:19.438 --> 48:20.480 Pick that call 48:20.730 --> 48:21.771 Asking me...? 48:21.938 --> 48:23.646 You are anyway jobless, speak 48:23.938 --> 48:25.521 You'll ask me to pick this call today 48:25.563 --> 48:27.646 Tomorrow you'll ask me to fill water in the loo 48:27.771 --> 48:29.021 My blessed fate! 48:29.355 --> 48:31.521 - Hello? - Sir, speak softly 48:32.146 --> 48:34.063 - HELLO? - Yuck! 48:34.146 --> 48:35.271 Go out and speak 48:35.813 --> 48:38.480 Treating me like a dog No disrespect for his boss? 48:39.146 --> 48:40.313 - Hello? - Santosh 48:40.480 --> 48:42.355 I'm your mother's nephew Mahalingam speaking 48:42.396 --> 48:43.396 Tell me, cousin 48:43.438 --> 48:45.855 We spoke and finalized You are the new groom in our family 48:45.896 --> 48:47.855 - Are you okay marrying my sister? - Please wait 48:49.355 --> 48:52.146 MJ, this is a golden opportunity for you 48:52.230 --> 48:53.480 Don't miss it 48:53.521 --> 48:55.605 Santosh, someone wants you to be the groom? 48:55.646 --> 48:56.771 I won't let that happen 48:57.605 --> 49:00.896 Hey! Mali, do you...you like me? 49:00.938 --> 49:03.480 Everyone at home is so fond of you 49:03.521 --> 49:05.271 My sister loves you truly! 49:05.313 --> 49:06.855 Your sister is in love with me? 49:06.896 --> 49:09.230 You know one thing? I don't want the bloody girls 49:09.271 --> 49:10.896 I always like boys only! 49:10.980 --> 49:12.938 Especially you..you...yoU! 49:12.980 --> 49:15.938 I wanted you to marry my sister But you're hitting on me- 49:16.105 --> 49:17.146 Yuck...yucky yuck! 49:20.105 --> 49:21.313 My plan succeeded 49:22.355 --> 49:24.063 [Humming] 49:25.396 --> 49:26.438 Shivani 49:27.021 --> 49:29.730 I told you about my friend Detective Billa 49:29.896 --> 49:33.688 According to him this is Santosh's house 49:36.355 --> 49:37.813 He looks like an eccentric weirdo 49:37.896 --> 49:40.396 Nowadays criminals are like eccentric weirdos 49:40.438 --> 49:43.646 I know only way to prove we are bang on about his identity 49:43.730 --> 49:46.771 Billa gave us a number when we were checking accounts 49:46.813 --> 49:48.271 Call that number 49:48.855 --> 49:51.646 - No need, madam, why keep talking to him? - Listen to me, just call 49:51.688 --> 49:53.021 He'll talk through his hat 49:53.063 --> 49:54.146 Give, let me call 49:55.688 --> 49:56.938 He may pick your call 49:59.063 --> 50:01.438 You tortured me so much 50:01.730 --> 50:03.521 Make tea, answer the phone 50:03.605 --> 50:05.355 Bring the paper Fry some bandicoots! 50:05.438 --> 50:08.146 I treated you big time for the lousy way you treated me 50:11.855 --> 50:13.646 - Hello? - Haylo! 50:13.688 --> 50:14.730 If he picks- 50:15.355 --> 50:17.646 Girls keep calling this # 50:18.105 --> 50:19.771 He must be a real Casanova 50:19.855 --> 50:21.605 Let's damage his image to her 50:22.730 --> 50:24.730 - Hello? - Do you recognize me? 50:24.771 --> 50:25.896 No, I don't 50:25.980 --> 50:28.105 You sound like a beautiful girl below 20 years of age 50:28.146 --> 50:30.980 You are piercing my heart with your voice 50:31.105 --> 50:33.021 Shall we play a dice game? 50:33.063 --> 50:34.105 What? 50:34.146 --> 50:36.938 I'll move your coin and you can move my coin 50:37.438 --> 50:40.855 We can move and play Then end up rolling together 50:40.938 --> 50:42.396 Are you okay? 50:42.480 --> 50:43.730 Yuck! 50:43.896 --> 50:47.438 Why is he always flirting like an ATM open 24 hours? 50:47.480 --> 50:49.771 I'll rip him to pieces Let's get down 50:49.855 --> 50:51.521 - Ma'am, we'll plan to- - No, I'll get him 50:51.563 --> 50:54.105 - I don't care if you aren't coming - Ma'am, don't go 50:54.146 --> 50:56.021 How lovely if I can see her in person 50:56.063 --> 50:58.563 - I am here face to face - Why this tearing hurry? 50:59.688 --> 51:00.730 Sweety 51:00.855 --> 51:01.896 Take me 51:01.938 --> 51:03.230 Eat me Kill me 51:03.271 --> 51:04.938 Don't you have sisters of your own? 51:04.980 --> 51:06.730 Do you want to meet your sister-in-law? 51:06.730 --> 51:07.771 Yuck! 51:07.855 --> 51:09.938 Do you want to hit on every female you meet? 51:09.980 --> 51:14.271 You made a female dance half dressed to clinch an ad contract 51:14.313 --> 51:16.730 You are better off as a hustler 51:16.771 --> 51:19.355 You roam around calling yourself a man! 51:20.105 --> 51:21.480 I don't like all this 51:21.521 --> 51:23.271 I love it! 51:23.605 --> 51:25.230 Chameleon with omicron! 51:25.271 --> 51:27.063 You look like a dented pot! 51:27.146 --> 51:28.563 Hey! Don't say like that 51:28.646 --> 51:29.730 Who is a dented pot? 51:29.771 --> 51:32.063 I have raped 99 girls so far 51:32.313 --> 51:34.230 Waiting to hit century Come inside 51:34.271 --> 51:36.271 I'll rape you till you scream your throat hoarse 51:36.313 --> 51:38.563 I think I'll fall sick looking at you 51:38.605 --> 51:40.563 I got a real kick the moment I touched you 51:40.605 --> 51:41.855 Aiyaiyo! Oh gawd! 51:41.896 --> 51:44.396 Shivani...Shivani, save me 51:44.730 --> 51:46.813 There she flits and flies like a butterfly 51:47.230 --> 51:49.896 One day I'll capture you and hold you captive in my pocket 51:49.980 --> 51:52.063 I'll feast on you whenever I am hungr- 51:52.938 --> 51:55.271 How did a bed bug come here instead of a butterfly? 51:55.355 --> 51:57.855 Has your anger subsided? When did you come, Hamsa? 51:58.271 --> 52:00.396 Have you raped 99 girls? 52:00.438 --> 52:03.688 Starving me, living under the same roof are you serving a feast to the whole town? 52:03.730 --> 52:05.230 - Feast, eh? - No...no...no 52:05.271 --> 52:07.605 Did I starve you? You refused to feed me 52:08.480 --> 52:10.521 Everyone is talking ill of you 52:10.605 --> 52:13.355 But today I heard the truth from your own mouth 52:13.396 --> 52:15.438 - I don't want to live with you - No...no...no 52:15.521 --> 52:18.563 Don't keep saying 'I won't live with you' and end up as a burnt out candle! 52:18.605 --> 52:19.980 Let's live and love together 52:20.021 --> 52:21.521 - Get lost! - Let's make out 52:21.730 --> 52:22.980 Com- 52:23.271 --> 52:24.688 Hamsaaa! 52:25.146 --> 52:27.146 He holds a PhD in rape! 52:27.230 --> 52:28.730 He lets his tongue run wild 52:28.730 --> 52:30.855 I told you not to go Did you listen to me? 52:30.896 --> 52:32.646 - Start the car - Drive 52:33.646 --> 52:36.021 MJ, why are you lying on your stomach? Get up 52:36.938 --> 52:39.355 How did the 'beeda' in your mouth bleed from your nose? 52:39.396 --> 52:40.730 Teach me the trick 52:40.771 --> 52:44.105 Apply this blood as a victory symbol! 52:44.146 --> 52:46.438 I found a solution for all our problems 52:46.480 --> 52:47.521 What is it? 52:47.563 --> 52:49.396 Just like our Blockbuster product 52:49.438 --> 52:52.105 A scientist has researched a multipurpose product 52:52.146 --> 52:54.521 If we meet him all our problems will be solved 52:54.563 --> 52:55.688 Where is he? 52:55.730 --> 52:57.730 'Kapunka...sawadika' Thank you and hello! 52:57.730 --> 52:59.146 Hello Bangkok! 52:59.230 --> 53:00.480 Yes, my dear band master 53:28.146 --> 53:29.688 Mr Vaali? 53:31.355 --> 53:32.396 Hey! 53:33.105 --> 53:34.563 Hey, huh? Who the hell are you? 53:34.730 --> 53:36.021 - What do you want? - Sorry, sir 53:36.063 --> 53:37.396 - May I come in, sir? - Come in 53:38.146 --> 53:39.855 We are coming from Tamil Nadu 53:39.896 --> 53:42.230 I know...I know the reason for your visit 53:42.271 --> 53:45.271 You'll come from Andhra, Karnataka, Tamil Nadu to have a ball here 53:45.313 --> 53:48.313 Eye massage, sandwich massage This massage, that massage, am I right? 53:48.355 --> 53:50.355 This isn't a massage center 53:50.730 --> 53:53.105 This is a lab L-A-B laboratory 53:53.146 --> 53:54.730 Massage center is next door, go 53:54.771 --> 53:56.313 - What are you going to- - Sir...sir 53:56.396 --> 53:58.563 Looking at this Casanova face 53:58.646 --> 54:00.438 You came to a wrong conclusion about us 54:00.480 --> 54:01.855 - Yes - No, sir 54:02.271 --> 54:05.146 You were into a multipurpose product research in India 54:05.230 --> 54:06.730 India banned that product 54:06.771 --> 54:08.938 We came to ask you those details, sir 54:08.980 --> 54:11.063 That's a long story 54:11.355 --> 54:12.438 What happened, sir? 54:12.480 --> 54:14.146 25 years ago 54:14.480 --> 54:16.271 I invented a magic pill 54:16.313 --> 54:17.896 All you have to do is take it just once 54:17.938 --> 54:19.021 Ting-ding 54:19.146 --> 54:20.730 - Ting-ding - May I come inside? 54:20.980 --> 54:22.396 I meant such characters! 54:22.646 --> 54:24.396 Shut up, man Sorry, sir 54:24.438 --> 54:26.105 The purpose of that pill 54:26.146 --> 54:27.938 Cure for all ailments 54:27.980 --> 54:31.730 Especially made to treat nerve disorders 54:31.813 --> 54:33.396 Multipurpose tablet 54:33.521 --> 54:36.646 I told Indians to take 1 pill a day 54:36.688 --> 54:39.146 They got over enthusiastic and made it a sex pill Viagra 54:39.355 --> 54:41.938 They took 10 tablets a day Wretched starved idiots! 54:42.063 --> 54:43.396 So the main repercussion 54:43.438 --> 54:45.730 Any door that was knocked 54:45.771 --> 54:48.563 As soon as the door opened a pregnant woman stood there 54:48.980 --> 54:50.355 Indian population hit the roof 54:50.396 --> 54:53.021 Indian Govt chased me and my medicine out of the country 54:53.063 --> 54:54.730 Banning me for 25 years 54:54.730 --> 54:56.813 This is the history of a good tablet turned sex pill 54:56.855 --> 54:58.021 - Excuse me, sir - Tell me 54:58.063 --> 55:00.646 For the last few months I'm tortured by my product problem 55:00.688 --> 55:03.605 I don't mind if it has crossed expiry date Please give me 2-3 tablets, sir 55:03.646 --> 55:05.146 I'll use it and relax myself 55:06.063 --> 55:07.980 What I said now didn't enter your thick skull? 55:08.313 --> 55:09.813 Won't you toe the line? 55:09.938 --> 55:11.230 Watch me get aligned now 55:11.563 --> 55:14.105 Sir, a frog got into my pants 55:14.146 --> 55:16.021 I made a snake slither in to catch the frog 55:16.396 --> 55:18.605 The snake didn't grab the frog 55:18.855 --> 55:20.063 Can you understand my point? 55:20.105 --> 55:22.646 Why would you insert a snake to catch a frog in your pant? 55:22.688 --> 55:23.688 Brainless bozo! 55:23.730 --> 55:25.355 Thank God the snake didn't sting you! 55:25.396 --> 55:27.896 Easiest is to insert your hand and catch the frog, throw it out 55:27.938 --> 55:29.396 Why bring a snake into the picture! 55:29.438 --> 55:31.563 - Get out, brainless fellow! - Okay, you handle him 55:31.896 --> 55:33.813 If you don't sit quiet I'll break your teeth 55:34.480 --> 55:36.730 Sir, we are in deep shit 55:37.105 --> 55:40.938 So for our sake, kindly start the research you stopped for whatever reason, sir 55:41.021 --> 55:43.063 No...no, I have no such intentions 55:43.230 --> 55:45.480 - Please, for our sake, sir - Impossible 55:46.146 --> 55:47.980 - Sir, you must do this - No, I can't 55:48.063 --> 55:49.730 You won't do it to satisfy anyone? 55:49.980 --> 55:51.230 No, not for anyone's sake 55:51.313 --> 55:52.896 - Rukku's sake? - Rukk- 55:54.688 --> 55:56.063 Rukku from Oothukuli 55:56.563 --> 55:57.938 Oothukuli Rukku 55:58.230 --> 55:59.938 'My first love' 56:00.938 --> 56:02.021 'Oothukuli' 56:02.271 --> 56:03.271 'Grandma' 56:03.396 --> 56:04.563 'Fritter stall' 56:04.730 --> 56:05.771 'Rukku' 56:05.938 --> 56:08.271 'I set eyes on you for the first time over there' 56:08.688 --> 56:10.563 'You liked me soooo much' 56:11.230 --> 56:14.563 'You used to give me the left over 'bhajjis' from your stall so lovingly' 56:15.105 --> 56:17.146 'I saw your love in those fritters' 56:17.938 --> 56:20.480 'One day you gave my brother some fritters too' 56:20.938 --> 56:23.105 'He had a bad stomach eating it' 56:23.355 --> 56:25.313 'That bloody fellow sneaked to my parents' 56:25.355 --> 56:27.813 We travelled together Where did you get this story? 56:27.896 --> 56:30.438 I read up his love story in Facebook! 56:30.480 --> 56:32.980 Keep quiet for a while He has gone into flash back mode 56:33.063 --> 56:34.521 I can never forget her 56:35.105 --> 56:36.855 Those golden memories 56:37.396 --> 56:38.438 Sir...? 56:39.896 --> 56:41.521 How do you know my Rukku? 56:41.563 --> 56:43.396 She was the tenant on top of our house 56:43.438 --> 56:45.563 She thought of me as her own biological son 56:45.605 --> 56:46.646 Is that so? 56:46.730 --> 56:49.730 She has told me, whatever trouble troubles you 56:49.771 --> 56:52.105 The man, one and only man 56:52.146 --> 56:53.730 - Who is that? - YOU, sir! 56:53.771 --> 56:55.105 - Me? - Yes, sir 56:55.146 --> 56:56.855 - Rukku told you? - Of course, sir 56:56.896 --> 56:58.480 - My Rukku told you? - Told me, sir 56:58.521 --> 56:59.855 Sounds good to hear, continue 56:59.896 --> 57:02.563 She said, 'go and meet him he will solve all your problems' 57:02.605 --> 57:04.730 She held my hand and promised you would 57:05.063 --> 57:06.521 - She died, sir - She died? 57:07.105 --> 57:08.105 Yes, sir 57:08.146 --> 57:10.105 - Which hand? - Left, sir 57:10.438 --> 57:11.688 - This hand? - Yes, sir 57:11.938 --> 57:12.980 Rukku? 57:13.980 --> 57:15.813 - Rukku? - Hook, line and sinker! 57:15.896 --> 57:17.355 I'll do anything for you 57:18.313 --> 57:20.730 - Why is he sniffling on my hand? - Withdraw your hand 57:20.730 --> 57:22.396 - Sir...sir - Waited for you for decades! 57:22.480 --> 57:23.896 You abandoned me 57:24.313 --> 57:25.938 If you are Rukku's son 57:26.438 --> 57:27.563 You are my son too 57:27.605 --> 57:28.771 Aiyo! Thank you, sir 57:28.855 --> 57:30.521 If he's your son what am I to you, sir? 57:30.563 --> 57:32.396 Nonsense! Shut up, snake-charmer! 57:32.438 --> 57:33.438 Don't worry 57:33.480 --> 57:34.563 Your problem is mine 57:35.396 --> 57:36.438 I'll solve it for you 57:37.771 --> 57:38.771 Rukku 57:38.855 --> 57:39.896 Aiyo! 57:40.021 --> 57:41.605 Give me 2 days grace time, dear 57:42.105 --> 57:43.688 I'll fulfill your son's wish 57:44.438 --> 57:46.521 - Rukku, I love you - 1 more 'take' of sniffles, huh? 57:46.563 --> 57:47.563 I love you 57:47.605 --> 57:48.605 My dear (female voice) 57:48.646 --> 57:50.146 - Rukku? - That was me, sir 57:50.730 --> 57:52.230 - Come after 2 days - Oh! Sure, sir 57:52.271 --> 57:53.813 - Rukku - Sure, do it in 2 days, sir 57:53.855 --> 57:54.855 Oothukuli Rukku 57:54.896 --> 57:56.605 - I love you, sir - You get out- 57:56.646 --> 57:58.230 What will he do if Rukku comes alive? 57:58.688 --> 58:01.646 Sir, we got the full report from the detective agency 58:01.688 --> 58:04.730 They have shot a video for a product that doesn't even exist! 58:04.771 --> 58:05.771 Not just that 58:05.855 --> 58:09.230 They have collected in millions by booking the product in advance 58:09.355 --> 58:11.396 Sir, those frauds in order not to go behind bars 58:11.438 --> 58:14.438 They have approached one Mr Vaali who is already into research in this 58:14.480 --> 58:16.480 They are ready to release this product, sir 58:16.521 --> 58:18.480 It is evident they are frauds 58:18.521 --> 58:19.730 - What to do? - Sir! 58:19.771 --> 58:23.313 They grab all the ads that come our way using their crooked methods, sir 58:23.396 --> 58:24.730 As long as their company exists 58:24.771 --> 58:26.730 Our hard work and talent will go down the drain 58:26.730 --> 58:28.938 Dai! Did it enter your thick skull or not? 58:28.980 --> 58:31.646 - No - I know you are a thick skulled nitwit 58:31.730 --> 58:35.230 Listen, if they don't release the product as specified by them 58:35.271 --> 58:36.896 Kaput! Company has to close down 58:36.938 --> 58:39.063 All of them will be counting bars in jail 58:39.105 --> 58:43.021 - What are you trying to say? - We have to go to Bangkok, bro 58:43.063 --> 58:44.563 Bangkok?! 58:44.688 --> 58:46.813 - Go there and do what? - Thai massage! 58:46.855 --> 58:48.938 - WHAAAT?! - No...no...no 58:48.980 --> 58:52.021 I have to shoot in a new backdrop for my showreel 58:52.063 --> 58:54.563 You and your reels! What do I do with her? 58:54.605 --> 58:56.813 - Not that, sir - Don't worry about that 58:57.021 --> 59:01.105 We know they are tricking everyone and grabbing our contracts 59:01.146 --> 59:03.355 We have to stop them somehow 59:03.396 --> 59:06.605 I don't know what you will do flying into Bangkok 59:06.646 --> 59:08.688 Get all the contracts to us 59:08.730 --> 59:11.021 We should trample over all his plans and trash them 59:11.063 --> 59:12.146 Okay, got it? 59:12.230 --> 59:13.896 - All the best, take care - Thank you 59:18.063 --> 59:21.563 I'll post this pic and collect countless 'likes' in Insta Story 59:25.813 --> 59:27.021 Mr Vaali 59:27.480 --> 59:28.646 Yes 59:41.230 --> 59:42.355 Hello 59:43.605 --> 59:45.313 Vaali scientist...? 59:47.730 --> 59:50.355 Excuse me, hello When will scientist Vaali come here? 59:50.438 --> 59:53.688 Um...he has gone to space in his time machine 59:53.730 --> 59:55.105 'He has a meeting with Elon Musk' 59:55.146 --> 59:56.355 I am his son Tell me 59:56.396 --> 59:58.063 Hello? Vaali has a son? 59:58.105 --> 59:59.896 I didn't read about him in any article so far 59:59.938 --> 01:00:03.521 My dad is facing many threats from terrorists 01:00:03.563 --> 01:00:05.063 Did you watch the film 'Vikram'? 01:00:05.105 --> 01:00:07.438 Kamal sir raises his son without anyone's knowledge, right? 01:00:07.480 --> 01:00:08.813 He is raising me like that 01:00:09.771 --> 01:00:11.230 Okay Your name? 01:00:13.313 --> 01:00:14.313 My name is 01:00:14.355 --> 01:00:15.771 You caught me there! 01:00:15.813 --> 01:00:17.480 Why think so much to tell your own name? 01:00:17.521 --> 01:00:20.396 I tend to forget my own name if I get into my research world 01:00:20.438 --> 01:00:23.646 It's a good name of course Tell me a synonym for happiness? 01:00:24.730 --> 01:00:26.146 - Magizhchi? - Chi...chi...chi! 01:00:26.230 --> 01:00:28.105 - Magizhan - Sounds good 01:00:28.146 --> 01:00:30.605 Address me as Magizhan Don't forget my name 01:00:31.480 --> 01:00:33.438 Why did you want to meet my dad? 01:00:33.521 --> 01:00:38.521 I must save your dad from a fraud called Santhosh in MJ company in Chennai 01:00:40.146 --> 01:00:41.146 Oh! Okay...okay 01:00:41.230 --> 01:00:42.730 Santhosh came to meet my dad 01:00:42.771 --> 01:00:43.771 Oh my God! 01:00:43.813 --> 01:00:45.438 Did your dad sign any contract? 01:00:45.480 --> 01:00:47.021 No, he didn't sign anything 01:00:47.063 --> 01:00:50.355 Sir, please don't allow him to sign This medicine shouldn't go into wrong hands 01:00:50.396 --> 01:00:51.980 - Please, sir - Yeah, I understand 01:00:52.021 --> 01:00:54.438 Definitely it won't reach Santhosh 01:00:54.480 --> 01:00:56.896 - It will come only to you - Thank you so much, sir 01:00:56.938 --> 01:00:58.271 Yeah, okay...okay 01:00:58.313 --> 01:00:59.355 I'll take care 01:00:59.438 --> 01:01:00.771 [speaking Thai] 01:01:01.896 --> 01:01:03.146 Kapunka 01:01:03.480 --> 01:01:04.855 Get lost! 01:01:05.563 --> 01:01:07.313 - What did she say? - She felt 01:01:07.396 --> 01:01:09.438 We are dating 01:01:10.230 --> 01:01:12.438 If we get married we'll have 2 kids it seems 01:01:12.480 --> 01:01:14.146 One will be a scientist Another a doctor 01:01:14.230 --> 01:01:15.271 She said so 01:01:15.438 --> 01:01:17.563 How can 1 word convey so much? 01:01:17.730 --> 01:01:21.146 1 word in Thai language will be a string of sentences in Tamil 01:01:21.313 --> 01:01:22.521 Oh! Okay 01:01:22.730 --> 01:01:24.855 You have to wait2 days to meet dad, any plans? 01:01:24.896 --> 01:01:26.146 2 days? 01:01:26.396 --> 01:01:28.355 I don't know anyone here 01:01:29.271 --> 01:01:30.813 Will you show me around the city? 01:01:30.896 --> 01:01:33.438 No, I have a lot of work to attend to in the lab, sorry 01:01:33.480 --> 01:01:35.271 - It's okay - Hell...llo...lo 01:01:35.563 --> 01:01:38.605 You requested me so politely So let me take you around 01:01:38.855 --> 01:01:41.063 Just a minute Let me change and come 01:01:41.146 --> 01:01:43.105 - Make yourself comfortable - Yes 01:01:47.146 --> 01:01:48.271 Oh wowww! 01:01:48.396 --> 01:01:51.146 Buildings really touch the sky! Brilliant feat of engineering, eh? 01:01:51.230 --> 01:01:53.063 You are exclaiming as if it's your first time! 01:01:53.105 --> 01:01:54.146 I should be saying 'wow'! 01:01:54.230 --> 01:01:55.896 Being born and brought up here...why? 01:01:55.938 --> 01:01:58.438 True that, I was born here Why am I going gaga like this? 01:01:58.480 --> 01:02:00.438 - When I was a kid - When you were a kid 01:02:00.730 --> 01:02:02.230 Wait, dear If you don't let me think 01:02:02.271 --> 01:02:03.771 Don't I have to go with the flow? 01:02:04.271 --> 01:02:05.688 When I was a kid 01:02:05.730 --> 01:02:07.771 I was more intelligent than my Science teacher 01:02:07.855 --> 01:02:11.021 My dad said I needn't go to school and asked me to study sitting in his lab 01:02:11.105 --> 01:02:13.646 I went deep into research in the lab 01:02:13.688 --> 01:02:15.521 It is decades since I saw the outside world 01:02:15.563 --> 01:02:16.938 That's why I was excited 01:02:16.980 --> 01:02:20.438 You capsulated a 25 year flashback into a 10 second advertisement brilliantly 01:02:21.230 --> 01:02:23.021 You didn't tell me about your family 01:02:23.063 --> 01:02:25.105 My grandpa is Mr Neelakandan 01:02:25.146 --> 01:02:27.605 He was one of the main scientists in NASA 01:02:27.730 --> 01:02:30.230 So 4 scientists were to go on an expedition to the moon 01:02:30.313 --> 01:02:31.688 My grandpa was one of them 01:02:31.730 --> 01:02:35.271 But when the rocket was about to launch my grandpa rushed to the loo to pee 01:02:35.313 --> 01:02:38.438 Chief scientists shouted 'Mr Neel...Mr Neel' 01:02:38.730 --> 01:02:42.396 Neil Armstrong took the cue, got in and became the 1st man on the moon 01:02:42.938 --> 01:02:44.480 - Then what happened? - Then what? 01:02:44.521 --> 01:02:48.230 He was left out because he went to pee 01:02:48.271 --> 01:02:50.646 He took a vow peevishly never again to pee! 01:02:51.230 --> 01:02:54.105 - How sad! - He kept holding back his pee and finally 01:02:54.146 --> 01:02:55.813 - He passed away - I'm so sorry 01:02:56.063 --> 01:02:57.688 But will you believe me? 01:02:57.730 --> 01:02:59.480 You may find it weird, no? 01:03:00.146 --> 01:03:02.021 - True, I feel strange - I told you 01:03:02.146 --> 01:03:05.146 But I still feel I can keep listening to all your stores dusk to dawn! 01:03:06.605 --> 01:03:07.813 Let's take a selfie 01:03:13.063 --> 01:03:15.355 - Magizhan - Ma-gi-zhan! 01:03:15.521 --> 01:03:19.230 If you can flip for him in one single day like this 01:03:19.313 --> 01:03:21.855 Either he should have a heart of 24 carat gold 01:03:21.896 --> 01:03:24.896 Or he must be a master manipulator 01:03:25.813 --> 01:03:27.146 'Anitha halwa' 01:03:27.271 --> 01:03:29.938 'Sweet not so sweet Just the right treat' 01:03:30.021 --> 01:03:31.355 Shot okay 01:03:32.688 --> 01:03:33.771 Awesome 01:03:33.813 --> 01:03:35.771 You did a great job, dear As sweet as this 'halwa' 01:03:35.813 --> 01:03:38.355 Take 10 kg of this sweet instead of your remuneration 01:03:38.438 --> 01:03:40.146 - Go...go...go - Ace fraud! 01:03:40.230 --> 01:03:41.313 Will any man eat this? 01:03:41.355 --> 01:03:43.646 Did you get the payment from the red chilly company? 01:03:43.730 --> 01:03:45.480 'That fraud company is dilly dallying, sir' 01:03:45.521 --> 01:03:46.605 Bash him up and collect 01:03:46.646 --> 01:03:48.563 "Ad commercials not enough" 01:03:48.605 --> 01:03:50.146 - Boss! - Ouch! 01:03:50.313 --> 01:03:53.230 Santhosh is pretending to be the son of scientist Vaali living in Bangkok 01:03:53.271 --> 01:03:54.646 And fooling Shivani 01:03:54.730 --> 01:03:57.146 - He has some plan up his sleeve - Why do you assume that? 01:03:57.230 --> 01:04:01.813 Boss, Shivani showed Pushpa Santhosh's photo as Vaali's son 01:04:01.896 --> 01:04:04.563 Pushpa sent it to her friend Ruby Ruby forwarded to her friend Baby 01:04:04.605 --> 01:04:05.896 Baby sent it to Gaby 01:04:05.938 --> 01:04:07.521 Shut up Matter confirmed? 01:04:07.563 --> 01:04:08.938 - 100% confirmed - Call her 01:04:08.980 --> 01:04:10.021 Right now 01:04:12.146 --> 01:04:14.230 - Who is it? - Ganesh 01:04:14.438 --> 01:04:16.938 From Chennai Owns Ganesh ad agency 01:04:16.980 --> 01:04:18.271 He doesn't like Santhosh 01:04:18.313 --> 01:04:20.021 He knows I don't like Santhosh either 01:04:20.063 --> 01:04:22.146 So he is trying to gang up with me against Santhosh 01:04:22.230 --> 01:04:24.105 - What did you tell him? - I yelled at him 01:04:24.146 --> 01:04:25.230 This is not war to misuse 01:04:25.271 --> 01:04:27.980 Assuming I'll befriend him because we have a common enemy 01:04:28.021 --> 01:04:29.313 Pccht! He is calling me again 01:04:29.355 --> 01:04:30.605 Don't pick...cool 01:04:30.646 --> 01:04:32.146 Already too much of solar energy 01:04:32.230 --> 01:04:34.563 If your head heats up your brain will get a sunstroke! 01:04:34.605 --> 01:04:36.355 Why don't you buy ice cream for us? 01:04:36.396 --> 01:04:37.396 Ice cream? Where? 01:04:37.438 --> 01:04:38.480 You can cool down 01:04:38.521 --> 01:04:40.063 Right over here Nitrogen ice 01:04:40.355 --> 01:04:42.021 - Okay, I'll get it - I'll hold this 01:04:42.063 --> 01:04:43.105 Okay 01:04:45.105 --> 01:04:46.146 I swear I'll- 01:04:47.355 --> 01:04:49.271 - Hello? - Hello (female tone) 01:04:50.146 --> 01:04:51.438 I'm Shivani speaking 01:04:52.271 --> 01:04:54.313 If I call Shivani's # only Shivani can speak! 01:04:54.396 --> 01:04:56.230 As if Santhosh will speak! 01:04:56.355 --> 01:04:58.646 [mimicking Shivani's voice] 01:04:58.730 --> 01:04:59.730 Speak up 01:04:59.771 --> 01:05:00.813 [giggling] 01:05:00.855 --> 01:05:01.896 Nice joke! 01:05:02.105 --> 01:05:04.813 Talk without shaking your head Weak signal, your voice is breaking 01:05:04.855 --> 01:05:10.771 Shivani, you sent Santhosh's photo to Pushpa thinking it is Vaali's son 01:05:11.313 --> 01:05:13.146 Pushpa sent it to Gaby 01:05:13.230 --> 01:05:15.105 Gaby sent it to Baby 01:05:15.146 --> 01:05:17.938 - 'Baby sent it to Ruby' - Madcap! 01:05:18.230 --> 01:05:21.271 In short, the guy with you is not Magizhan 01:05:21.480 --> 01:05:23.146 Santhosh! 01:05:24.355 --> 01:05:27.271 Are you so shocked you are speechless? 01:05:27.396 --> 01:05:28.730 Yes, sir 01:05:28.855 --> 01:05:31.355 This is a huge favor from your end 01:05:31.480 --> 01:05:32.813 In return 01:05:33.396 --> 01:05:35.230 I'll do something BIG for you 01:05:35.355 --> 01:05:36.396 Thank you, sir 01:05:37.271 --> 01:05:39.355 Nailed you, Santhosh! 01:05:39.563 --> 01:05:41.605 First I have to block this fellow's # 01:05:41.730 --> 01:05:44.146 Use 50 lens, low angle and trolley back, this is the frame 01:05:44.230 --> 01:05:46.230 Are you still stuck on low angle shots? 01:05:46.271 --> 01:05:48.146 Hey! Santhosh How are you, dude? 01:05:48.230 --> 01:05:49.396 Hello, sir, hi 01:05:49.438 --> 01:05:51.063 This is our DoP 01:05:51.105 --> 01:05:53.021 Why do you have bananas on your banian, sir? 01:05:53.063 --> 01:05:54.563 He's a big shot in the ad industry 01:05:54.605 --> 01:05:56.355 Name Santhosh rings a bell everywhere 01:05:56.396 --> 01:05:58.605 - You didn't introduce sir - He is Sudhakar S.Raj 01:05:58.646 --> 01:06:00.813 Sudha, he is the sole reason for MJ company's success 01:06:00.855 --> 01:06:03.646 Santhosh, very soon we will do an international ad together 01:06:03.730 --> 01:06:06.271 Sir, you will direct a film in my new company 01:06:06.313 --> 01:06:07.855 - We'll do it on a big scale - 100% 01:06:07.896 --> 01:06:09.605 - You shouldn't forget me - Definitely 01:06:17.730 --> 01:06:18.771 Santhosh 01:06:18.980 --> 01:06:20.646 - Santhosh? - Sir 01:06:21.896 --> 01:06:24.605 Who is this? Your friend or new staff? 01:06:26.063 --> 01:06:27.105 Caught red-handed! 01:06:27.146 --> 01:06:29.980 - 'Hi, I'm director Prashant Raj' - Ooops! Sorry 01:06:30.688 --> 01:06:31.771 Music 01:06:32.105 --> 01:06:33.480 Arjun Janya album 01:06:33.563 --> 01:06:34.771 Oh! How nice 01:06:34.813 --> 01:06:36.063 Hi, I'm Prashanth Raj 01:06:36.105 --> 01:06:37.563 Actually MJ company Santhosh and I- 01:06:37.605 --> 01:06:40.230 We are here to experience 'Santhosham' as in pure happiness 01:06:40.271 --> 01:06:42.396 I think you are busy now Shall we meet this evening? 01:06:42.438 --> 01:06:43.605 - Have a nice time - Okay, bye 01:06:43.646 --> 01:06:45.563 - How do you know him? - Sir, is she your wife? 01:06:46.396 --> 01:06:47.771 Is it so very important, sir? 01:06:47.813 --> 01:06:50.146 Your track is being thrown into the water, go check 01:06:50.188 --> 01:06:51.730 Let's go, dear 01:07:00.771 --> 01:07:03.355 "Miss Universe divine" 01:07:05.563 --> 01:07:08.146 "Miss World sublime" 01:07:10.313 --> 01:07:17.563 "In your beauty profound like a raindrop I was spellbound" 01:07:19.646 --> 01:07:24.396 "I circled you 10 times, my love-ly" 01:07:24.563 --> 01:07:28.480 "My kissable moon missy That just wasn't enough for me" 01:07:29.396 --> 01:07:33.980 "When our fingers touch tingly I burst into flames of desire truly" 01:07:34.355 --> 01:07:38.521 "When you come close to me I stick to you spontaneously" 01:08:03.896 --> 01:08:11.896 "As a fish in a river swimming happily till now even I never aspired for the sea" 01:08:13.563 --> 01:08:21.396 "O' kind and cool breeze from the sea why do you smile and waft away coolly?" 01:08:23.146 --> 01:08:27.855 "The wind which touched you and that wisp of a cloud-bud too" 01:08:27.896 --> 01:08:32.271 "They will seek me out anew to nod their approval of my beau" 01:08:32.355 --> 01:08:36.355 "You are the illusive miracle I seek true" 01:08:36.480 --> 01:08:40.771 "I circled you 10 times, my sweety" 01:08:41.438 --> 01:08:45.896 "My kissable moon feisty That wasn't enough for me" 01:08:46.105 --> 01:08:50.438 "I circled you 10 times, my lassie" 01:08:50.896 --> 01:08:54.813 "My kissable moon missy That just wasn't enough for me" 01:08:55.730 --> 01:09:00.396 "When our fingers touch tingly I ignite instantly befittingly" 01:09:00.688 --> 01:09:04.563 "When you come close to me I stick to you spontaneously" 01:09:05.355 --> 01:09:09.688 "I circled you 10 times, my lassie" 01:09:10.146 --> 01:09:15.980 "My kissable moon missy That just wasn't enough for me" 01:09:23.980 --> 01:09:26.563 At the end of a song usually they drink from the same straw 01:09:26.605 --> 01:09:27.855 But I am unique 01:09:28.063 --> 01:09:29.771 I've got juice separately for you 01:09:39.521 --> 01:09:40.938 - Hello? - Hi Santhosh 01:09:41.146 --> 01:09:42.521 I heard of a strip club here 01:09:42.563 --> 01:09:44.563 - Strip club means? - Local cabaret 01:09:44.605 --> 01:09:46.313 - I've got 2 tickets - Oh! 01:09:46.355 --> 01:09:49.938 You know what's special here? The girls dance in a 2-piece dress! 01:09:49.980 --> 01:09:51.563 As the hours fly 01:09:51.563 --> 01:09:53.938 They fling both the pieces on our face it seems 01:09:53.980 --> 01:09:55.980 We can bring home 2 'pieces' 01:09:56.188 --> 01:09:57.896 Hug them the whole night through 01:09:57.980 --> 01:09:59.855 Arms around their Waist, A to W 01:09:59.938 --> 01:10:01.521 Bend their body, XYZ 01:10:01.563 --> 01:10:03.563 We can sing soft consonants like S, F, Ha, and TH 01:10:03.605 --> 01:10:05.980 Come soon and connect, Santhosh 01:10:06.063 --> 01:10:09.605 I'm not coming to any strip club Count me out, bye 01:10:09.688 --> 01:10:11.105 Who is distracting you, Magizhan? 01:10:11.188 --> 01:10:12.688 This Santhosh called 01:10:13.271 --> 01:10:15.105 He branded me like all other gaping idiots! 01:10:15.396 --> 01:10:18.146 Using girls as bait tapping on my weak point 01:10:18.230 --> 01:10:21.188 He's trying to get the formula of Blockbuster products from me 01:10:21.230 --> 01:10:22.980 Inviting me to a strip club! 01:10:23.521 --> 01:10:25.188 He's quite capable, trash of a tramp! 01:10:26.105 --> 01:10:29.105 If that fraud wants his job done he will even fall at a donkey's feet 01:10:31.605 --> 01:10:32.980 Oh! Again it's him 01:10:34.188 --> 01:10:36.605 - Hello? - Where are you now? 01:10:36.730 --> 01:10:39.396 Make it fast My youth wants to feast 01:10:39.480 --> 01:10:41.521 Okay...okay Coming...coming 01:10:41.855 --> 01:10:42.938 What happened? 01:10:42.980 --> 01:10:45.063 As soon as I heard his piece about the pieces 01:10:45.105 --> 01:10:47.313 A chemical reaction formed within me head to toe 01:10:47.438 --> 01:10:49.396 You know the middle oblongata in the brain 01:10:49.480 --> 01:10:51.355 A craving started from there to- 01:10:51.396 --> 01:10:52.521 No...no...no 01:10:54.563 --> 01:10:57.938 If you have to forget some bad news you must see something good for 1 minute 01:10:58.230 --> 01:10:59.271 Look at my eyes 01:11:05.313 --> 01:11:06.355 You are right 01:11:06.771 --> 01:11:07.813 No 01:11:07.980 --> 01:11:09.980 When you moved away hormone are playing up inside 01:11:10.105 --> 01:11:11.563 Wait...wait 1 minute 01:11:14.480 --> 01:11:15.563 Hello? 01:11:16.271 --> 01:11:18.605 - Pushpa ma'am, I need a favor from you - What? 01:11:18.688 --> 01:11:21.105 That Santhosh rascal is trying to distract Magizhan 01:11:21.146 --> 01:11:22.438 ...using strip club as a bait 01:11:22.480 --> 01:11:24.230 Has he come there too? 01:11:24.313 --> 01:11:27.188 You engage him in the hotel and hold him, okay? 01:11:27.271 --> 01:11:30.438 Is that Santhosh torturing you here too? 01:11:30.480 --> 01:11:32.938 He is in for Arabic blow from me now 01:11:32.980 --> 01:11:34.313 I'll pep up my energy level 01:11:36.396 --> 01:11:38.396 Housekeeping I'm a stud speaking 01:11:38.480 --> 01:11:40.646 Can I get a mare? I'm in a race mood 01:11:40.980 --> 01:11:42.188 Send it fast 01:11:42.230 --> 01:11:44.771 Send it faaaaaaaast 01:11:45.313 --> 01:11:46.563 [neighing sound] 01:11:46.646 --> 01:11:48.563 Lightning speed, eh? 01:11:49.063 --> 01:11:50.313 Fastest service 01:11:50.855 --> 01:11:51.855 What is this? 01:11:51.938 --> 01:11:53.813 - He has sent a rhinoceros! - What? 01:11:54.563 --> 01:11:56.563 If you ride a horse, you're a sepoy 01:11:56.855 --> 01:11:58.813 If you ride an elephant you're a warrior 01:11:59.230 --> 01:12:01.813 One who ravishes a rhino is a super warrior 01:12:02.188 --> 01:12:03.771 I shall take that title 01:12:07.105 --> 01:12:08.105 Hey! 01:12:08.980 --> 01:12:10.313 Do you know something? 01:12:10.396 --> 01:12:13.813 You have a sister who resembles you in Madras 01:12:13.980 --> 01:12:16.688 Your dad has sown his seeds whichever city he visited! 01:12:19.480 --> 01:12:22.230 - What is your name? - Push-pa 01:12:22.688 --> 01:12:24.521 What a lovely flower True to your name! 01:12:25.563 --> 01:12:27.896 - Don't touch me - Your scent is mesmerizing me 01:12:27.980 --> 01:12:30.521 Is that 'yes' or 'no'? 01:12:30.563 --> 01:12:32.896 - Bloody scumbag! - Yes, I loved it 01:12:32.938 --> 01:12:35.355 - Loved, huh? - You know one thing, my flower 01:12:35.438 --> 01:12:37.563 I don't like that soft romance 01:12:37.605 --> 01:12:40.313 - English - I always like violence in romance 01:12:40.896 --> 01:12:42.730 - Kill me, dear - I've come to do so 01:12:42.771 --> 01:12:44.980 - Take me, dear - That's my plan! 01:12:45.146 --> 01:12:46.188 Attack me 01:12:46.230 --> 01:12:48.396 I love bad words Come on, start 01:12:48.438 --> 01:12:49.938 Do you like knife-play? 01:12:49.980 --> 01:12:51.355 With every blow of mine- 01:12:51.396 --> 01:12:52.646 It's called hard core romance 01:12:52.730 --> 01:12:54.521 - What's your damn age? - Come on, show 01:12:54.563 --> 01:12:56.396 Will you ask for love? 01:12:57.313 --> 01:12:58.480 What is your next move? 01:13:02.563 --> 01:13:04.605 Have you sprinkled calcium carbonate in the toilet? 01:13:04.646 --> 01:13:06.438 'Sprinkled bleaching powder Splashed phenyl' 01:13:06.480 --> 01:13:07.688 Don't say 'bleaching powder'- 01:13:07.730 --> 01:13:09.396 Oh gawd! I've got the loosies! 01:13:09.730 --> 01:13:11.355 Sir is going back into the time machine 01:13:11.396 --> 01:13:13.480 - Sir...sir, Vaali sir - 'Who is it?' 01:13:13.980 --> 01:13:16.188 - When did you come? - I am going only now 01:13:16.230 --> 01:13:17.938 How many years ago did you go? 01:13:17.980 --> 01:13:19.563 This is my routine for 60 years 01:13:19.646 --> 01:13:21.438 - Oh my God! Awesome - Why do you ask? 01:13:21.480 --> 01:13:23.355 - Who are you, dear? - Sir, my name is Shivani 01:13:23.396 --> 01:13:24.730 I've come regarding Blockbuster 01:13:24.771 --> 01:13:26.313 Your son knows me very well 01:13:26.646 --> 01:13:27.688 - My son, huh? - Yes 01:13:27.730 --> 01:13:28.813 - Who is my son? - Dad 01:13:28.855 --> 01:13:30.063 I'm your son 01:13:30.105 --> 01:13:31.771 My Rukku's and my son 01:13:31.938 --> 01:13:34.063 - Where did you go, my dear? - Busy gallivanting! 01:13:34.105 --> 01:13:35.938 This is Shivani who has come regarding Blockbus- 01:13:35.980 --> 01:13:38.605 - Sir, can I go in it? - Sure, it is Indian 01:13:38.646 --> 01:13:41.063 I don't know how to use this If you could explain in detail- 01:13:41.105 --> 01:13:42.646 You want me to get into the details? 01:13:42.688 --> 01:13:44.230 What's wrong with her? Embarrassing- 01:13:44.271 --> 01:13:45.230 I'll handle it 01:13:45.271 --> 01:13:47.563 He is dealing with Elon Musk How can he go to space now? 01:13:47.563 --> 01:13:49.188 - Wait in the car - Can't pee in peace! 01:13:49.230 --> 01:13:50.271 Go...go...go 01:13:50.313 --> 01:13:51.646 Sir...sir...sir 01:13:51.688 --> 01:13:53.688 - Sir...1 minut- - You want this in detail too? 01:13:53.730 --> 01:13:55.771 2 days since you said you'll give me the formula 01:13:55.813 --> 01:13:57.813 Wait for 5 minutes I'll download and tell you 01:13:57.855 --> 01:13:59.480 Give me the formula and then go, sir 01:13:59.521 --> 01:14:01.063 Urgent, I may go right here 01:14:01.105 --> 01:14:03.521 You must give me the formula and only then go in there 01:14:03.813 --> 01:14:06.146 You can't get the formula you want 01:14:06.271 --> 01:14:07.521 Sir, why not? 01:14:07.563 --> 01:14:08.730 You are being a royal pain! 01:14:08.771 --> 01:14:09.938 No means NO 01:14:09.980 --> 01:14:11.813 Tell me the reason and then go, sir 01:14:11.855 --> 01:14:14.146 I can't hold on I have to go back many years! 01:14:14.313 --> 01:14:17.563 'A Thai girl joined as assistant to my father who was an alchemist' 01:14:17.688 --> 01:14:20.438 'Soon after they fell in love and she became my dad's 2nd wife' 01:14:20.563 --> 01:14:21.605 'A baby boy was born' 01:14:21.646 --> 01:14:23.105 'He is my half-brother Sukreevan' 01:14:23.396 --> 01:14:26.855 'Drinking the multi-purpose product my father discovered, my step-mother died' 01:14:27.230 --> 01:14:30.896 'Blaming my father for his mother's demise' 01:14:30.980 --> 01:14:33.730 'My brother walked off in a huff and joined a Samurai clan' 01:14:34.063 --> 01:14:35.688 'He returned when my father died' 01:14:35.855 --> 01:14:37.521 'When we divided our inheritance equally' 01:14:37.563 --> 01:14:40.563 'He took one half of the multi-purpose formula my father invented' 01:14:40.563 --> 01:14:42.521 'And gave the other half to me' 01:14:42.730 --> 01:14:45.521 'That's why I was unable to continue this research' 01:14:45.563 --> 01:14:46.605 Oh! 01:14:47.105 --> 01:14:49.396 Your younger bro has half the formula? 01:14:59.980 --> 01:15:01.646 Do you need all this? 01:15:01.688 --> 01:15:03.813 You don't know him He's a very dangerous fellow 01:15:03.855 --> 01:15:05.855 Sir, you take me to him I'll get it for you 01:15:05.896 --> 01:15:07.438 Why don't you take 'no' for an answer? 01:15:07.480 --> 01:15:09.188 Sir, just take me I'll get the formula 01:15:09.230 --> 01:15:11.188 - Don't be stubborn - I'll check him out 01:15:11.230 --> 01:15:13.188 - Your wish won't get fulfilled - Rukku 01:15:13.230 --> 01:15:14.396 Rukku ma 01:15:14.480 --> 01:15:16.771 If Rukku ma had been alive she would have got me the formula 01:15:16.813 --> 01:15:17.813 Rukku...Rukku 01:15:17.855 --> 01:15:19.313 - Rukku ma - Look, my son 01:15:19.521 --> 01:15:20.605 You shouldn't cry 01:15:20.646 --> 01:15:21.980 If you cry, I'm letting down Rukku 01:15:22.063 --> 01:15:23.271 Will you get me the formula? 01:15:23.438 --> 01:15:25.146 - No chance - Get me the formula? 01:15:25.188 --> 01:15:26.855 Don't ask me that alone 01:15:26.896 --> 01:15:28.771 Okay, I'll take you to him 01:15:30.396 --> 01:15:31.855 'Listen to me' 01:15:31.938 --> 01:15:34.480 It isn't too late Let's make a hasty retreat 01:15:34.563 --> 01:15:36.980 Don't you see how dangerous he looks? 01:15:37.105 --> 01:15:38.771 'He is a heartless brute' 01:15:41.063 --> 01:15:42.146 Who is he? 01:15:42.188 --> 01:15:43.813 Serving fried rice in a Fast food center 01:15:43.855 --> 01:15:46.563 - Fried rice? - Wearing a bathroom robe in a 5 star hotel 01:15:46.688 --> 01:15:48.188 - Is he your younger brother? - Yes 01:15:48.230 --> 01:15:49.355 [Who are you?] 01:15:49.396 --> 01:15:50.605 They don't understand Thai 01:15:50.688 --> 01:15:52.063 [Aiyaiyo!] 01:15:52.105 --> 01:15:53.521 Who the hell are you? 01:15:54.230 --> 01:15:55.980 I am...Vaali 01:15:56.063 --> 01:15:57.146 That formula? 01:15:57.355 --> 01:15:58.355 Vaali? 01:15:58.438 --> 01:15:59.521 Vamoose! 01:15:59.563 --> 01:16:01.980 I told you I won't give you 01:16:02.438 --> 01:16:03.938 Who are these two? 01:16:04.146 --> 01:16:08.438 He has brought a junior Dharmendra and a fatso who has not showered 01:16:08.730 --> 01:16:10.563 What audacity! 01:16:10.646 --> 01:16:11.688 Sukreeva 01:16:12.105 --> 01:16:13.146 He is 01:16:13.313 --> 01:16:15.396 You know Rukku from Oothukuli? 01:16:15.438 --> 01:16:16.813 Her grandma used to fry 'bhajji' 01:16:16.855 --> 01:16:20.063 Rukku used to wrap the fritters in a paper and give it to you and me secretly 01:16:20.105 --> 01:16:21.813 - He is her son - Vanakkam 01:16:21.896 --> 01:16:25.480 Are you squeezing oil out of fritters on an old newspaper?! 01:16:25.855 --> 01:16:28.480 - What is this, sir? - Bad sign, he's twisting his palm 01:16:28.646 --> 01:16:30.563 Everyone is working with the laptop on his lap 01:16:30.563 --> 01:16:32.396 That has become an issue without any tissue! 01:16:32.438 --> 01:16:33.521 Hear me out clearly 01:16:33.563 --> 01:16:35.396 One shoe in your foot One shoe on my foot 01:16:35.438 --> 01:16:36.563 What can I do with 1 shoe? 01:16:36.563 --> 01:16:37.730 - Can do - Do what? 01:16:37.771 --> 01:16:39.230 Can slap you with that shoe! 01:16:39.271 --> 01:16:42.063 Is this shoe philosophy needed now? Shut your holes and let me talk 01:16:42.105 --> 01:16:43.188 'Sir, listen' 01:16:43.271 --> 01:16:45.563 That's a formula used to make a multipurpose product 01:16:45.605 --> 01:16:48.605 If we give it to us, with the help of a scientist we will put it to good use 01:16:48.646 --> 01:16:50.771 Not just India We will make it world famous 01:16:50.813 --> 01:16:52.313 Why are you being so stubborn? 01:16:52.396 --> 01:16:54.771 - It isn't just a multipurpose tablet - Then what? 01:16:54.855 --> 01:16:56.688 Multi million worth tablets 01:16:56.980 --> 01:16:58.938 How can I give it for free? 01:16:58.980 --> 01:17:01.105 - Heard him? - Oh! Multi million 01:17:01.355 --> 01:17:02.563 Now I get it 01:17:02.855 --> 01:17:06.521 Tuft head wants a settlement Shall we grease his palm? 01:17:06.563 --> 01:17:07.563 He isn't asking that 01:17:07.563 --> 01:17:09.480 Something else and you don't get it 01:17:09.521 --> 01:17:13.396 If you really have the guts, defeat my boys in a wrestling match and take it from me 01:17:13.438 --> 01:17:14.563 All you want is a fight? 01:17:14.605 --> 01:17:16.063 [gibberish rhyme'] 01:17:16.105 --> 01:17:17.896 - Santhosh, ready - What's wrong with you? 01:17:17.938 --> 01:17:19.730 We can't return to India without the product 01:17:19.771 --> 01:17:21.813 Ba-ka-suraaaaaaa! 01:17:22.355 --> 01:17:23.313 Come on 01:17:23.355 --> 01:17:25.188 Quoting names from director Mohan G's films 01:17:25.230 --> 01:17:26.355 He has started his 'action' 01:17:28.855 --> 01:17:31.813 I can't see any Bakasura even 10 km away 01:17:34.146 --> 01:17:35.688 You are seeing elsewhere 01:17:36.146 --> 01:17:37.271 Come down to earth! 01:17:38.980 --> 01:17:42.313 I thought he will come flying like an eagle He is like an earthworm on the ground 01:17:42.355 --> 01:17:44.355 Santhosh, if you go it is too demeaning for you 01:17:44.396 --> 01:17:46.230 - I'll deal with him myself - No, don't go 01:17:46.271 --> 01:17:47.938 Don't underestimate him 01:17:47.980 --> 01:17:50.605 A scientist shouldn't get scared Try to enjoy this fight 01:17:53.896 --> 01:17:56.230 [Reciting a nonsensical rhyme] 01:17:58.813 --> 01:18:01.771 I'm just inches away Show me your punches! 01:18:12.938 --> 01:18:14.271 Throw a stone on your- 01:18:18.521 --> 01:18:19.521 Get lost! 01:18:20.896 --> 01:18:22.646 I AM THE WINNER! 01:18:27.855 --> 01:18:29.355 What are you going to do? 01:18:29.438 --> 01:18:31.730 'Place your hand in some other place!' 01:18:31.980 --> 01:18:33.396 'Hey! What's the plan?' 01:18:34.855 --> 01:18:37.271 'You think you tiny ants can tame this mighty lion?' 01:18:37.313 --> 01:18:38.730 'What are you going to d-' 01:18:38.813 --> 01:18:39.980 Oh gawd! 01:18:41.355 --> 01:18:43.313 Spare my body Feel sorry for me 01:18:43.396 --> 01:18:44.563 [Bash him] 01:18:48.521 --> 01:18:51.563 'He aimed for the main switch' 01:18:51.646 --> 01:18:53.355 Santhosh, come and save me 01:18:53.438 --> 01:18:55.646 - I warned you earlier - Sir, Bakasura is calling you 01:18:55.730 --> 01:18:56.980 Santhosh, come 01:18:57.063 --> 01:18:58.313 - Me? - He wants your help 01:18:58.355 --> 01:19:00.230 - I'm a virgin too, Santhosh! - He's coming 01:19:01.563 --> 01:19:03.646 He is still a virgin, boys 01:19:03.688 --> 01:19:05.896 You damaged his 'Australia', poor fellow! 01:19:07.563 --> 01:19:09.438 Go, sir, what are you waiting for? 01:19:09.480 --> 01:19:10.563 I've fainted 01:19:10.605 --> 01:19:11.646 Fainting fit! 01:19:11.896 --> 01:19:14.480 - Sir - Crushed my walnuts, eh? 01:19:19.146 --> 01:19:21.730 - Let my body rest against the pot - Lean back, sir 01:19:21.980 --> 01:19:23.480 What's your next plan? 01:19:24.271 --> 01:19:25.688 'DAAII!' 01:20:14.980 --> 01:20:16.605 Bakasura Bakasura 01:20:17.938 --> 01:20:20.396 'In which gap did he insert the coconut shell in his crotch?' 01:20:22.771 --> 01:20:24.813 Go and play with some toys 01:20:25.146 --> 01:20:26.230 Finiiished! 01:20:26.688 --> 01:20:27.771 Give me the formula 01:20:30.646 --> 01:20:32.521 [Thai] Hassling me! Selling salt to the sea! 01:20:47.688 --> 01:20:48.730 Thank you 01:20:56.521 --> 01:20:57.730 [Thai] Try your luck, dude 01:21:00.063 --> 01:21:01.063 Oh! 01:21:01.105 --> 01:21:02.188 Between you and me! 01:21:38.563 --> 01:21:40.355 What is this new twist? 01:22:13.855 --> 01:22:15.980 Leave me Let me go 01:22:16.230 --> 01:22:17.813 Take out the formula 01:22:17.855 --> 01:22:19.355 'Give it to me now' 01:22:19.813 --> 01:22:21.105 I'll give it 01:22:21.146 --> 01:22:22.480 I'm giving you my word 01:22:22.521 --> 01:22:23.646 [Thai] Hey! Dwarf 01:22:24.980 --> 01:22:25.980 'Give it to me' 01:22:26.063 --> 01:22:27.355 'Take it and leave' 01:22:28.646 --> 01:22:30.105 [Thai] Thank you 01:22:35.063 --> 01:22:37.980 'You kept your word and delivered I'll prepare the formula for you' 01:22:38.563 --> 01:22:40.771 Oothukuli Rukku's son made the impossible possible 01:22:47.855 --> 01:22:48.938 Shivani? 01:22:49.230 --> 01:22:50.230 Look at me 01:22:50.605 --> 01:22:52.480 Diving into the deep sea for pearls 01:22:52.605 --> 01:22:54.563 Emptying 5 oxygen cylinders 01:22:54.563 --> 01:22:56.230 Divers have come back empty-handed 01:22:56.313 --> 01:22:57.938 But if Lady Luck is smiling on you 01:22:58.230 --> 01:23:00.313 The same pearl will come to our feet 01:23:00.438 --> 01:23:01.480 Like this 01:23:01.563 --> 01:23:02.646 Oh my God! 01:23:03.313 --> 01:23:04.355 It's for you 01:23:04.396 --> 01:23:05.480 Wow! 01:23:06.938 --> 01:23:09.688 I don't have any gift to give you 01:23:09.771 --> 01:23:10.980 Is it a gift only if you give? 01:23:11.355 --> 01:23:12.813 Your presence is a present 01:23:13.688 --> 01:23:15.730 But I must thank Santhosh for all this 01:23:15.771 --> 01:23:18.688 Pccht! Why do you bring up that fraud's name now? 01:23:18.730 --> 01:23:20.605 Why so much pent-up fury against him? 01:23:20.688 --> 01:23:22.438 He is a very creative person 01:23:22.480 --> 01:23:23.730 We must appreciate that 01:23:23.771 --> 01:23:25.355 What big creativity? 01:23:25.563 --> 01:23:27.105 Anyone can create a hype 01:23:27.230 --> 01:23:30.230 The hype we create should be sensational 01:23:30.355 --> 01:23:32.563 If I had been in his shoes 01:23:32.688 --> 01:23:34.396 I would have started it with 'B coming' 01:23:34.480 --> 01:23:35.980 - B means? - Blockbuster 01:23:37.230 --> 01:23:39.230 Wow...wow...wow! 01:23:39.271 --> 01:23:41.438 B coming in 10 days...9 days 01:23:41.521 --> 01:23:43.396 8...7....6 Count down like that 01:23:43.480 --> 01:23:45.188 That's a super idea 01:23:45.230 --> 01:23:47.355 Santhosh is flying back to India Do you know that? 01:23:47.521 --> 01:23:48.605 Is that so? 01:23:48.646 --> 01:23:51.730 If that fraud is returning to India it means he is planning to con someone 01:23:51.813 --> 01:23:53.896 - I'm also going back - What about the formula? 01:23:53.938 --> 01:23:55.521 You are here 01:23:56.480 --> 01:23:57.855 I am here, right? 01:23:57.896 --> 01:23:59.438 I didn't think of that 01:23:59.730 --> 01:24:01.855 I'll get the formula and come to India 01:24:01.896 --> 01:24:03.313 - Let's go - Magizhan 01:24:05.063 --> 01:24:08.146 I saw you dropping the pearl from your pocket! 01:24:09.146 --> 01:24:10.230 But I love it 01:24:13.938 --> 01:24:14.980 Yes! 01:24:16.563 --> 01:24:17.646 You cheat! 01:24:17.688 --> 01:24:19.396 It's too sunny I could be your shade 01:24:19.438 --> 01:24:20.813 So I thought I could hug you 01:24:20.855 --> 01:24:22.105 Sorry...sorry 01:24:28.438 --> 01:24:29.605 Check the PH limit 01:24:29.813 --> 01:24:31.730 Is it Ph 8? Dilute it 01:24:31.980 --> 01:24:34.355 - Okay? - Fa fa fa fa fa fa fee 01:24:35.980 --> 01:24:37.438 What's the dance in aid of? 01:24:37.521 --> 01:24:38.563 Thank you! 01:24:40.521 --> 01:24:41.563 Okay 01:24:42.438 --> 01:24:45.646 Go and get me H₂SO₄? 01:24:45.855 --> 01:24:46.938 'Echcha choru' 01:24:47.355 --> 01:24:49.271 Not left over rice, man 01:24:50.563 --> 01:24:52.980 H₂ - SO₄? 01:24:53.438 --> 01:24:55.813 H₂SO₄ means what? 01:24:57.355 --> 01:24:58.813 - Don't you know? - No 01:24:58.896 --> 01:24:59.938 Where did you pass? 01:24:59.980 --> 01:25:01.230 I had to pass urgently 01:25:01.271 --> 01:25:03.188 I went behind your lab to pee, sir 01:25:03.521 --> 01:25:04.521 Hey you! 01:25:04.730 --> 01:25:05.813 - Come here - Yes, sir 01:25:05.896 --> 01:25:07.771 - Brainless bozo! - What happened? 01:25:07.813 --> 01:25:09.896 - Why did you stress him out? - So short tempered 01:25:09.938 --> 01:25:11.480 He's asking me unheard questions 01:25:11.521 --> 01:25:13.896 You hit on that girl and had a merry-go-round go at her- 01:25:13.980 --> 01:25:14.980 Move aside 01:25:15.855 --> 01:25:16.938 So, Mr Vaali 01:25:17.188 --> 01:25:18.188 Mr Vaali 01:25:18.230 --> 01:25:20.646 If I get you the formula from your brother 01:25:20.688 --> 01:25:22.896 You claimed you'll weave your magic in 2 days 01:25:22.938 --> 01:25:25.188 You're sitting with some old junk on your head 01:25:25.230 --> 01:25:27.313 - Old junk, eh? - What is this? 01:25:29.063 --> 01:25:31.063 Sorry, I didn't know it will generate shock waves! 01:25:31.105 --> 01:25:32.480 Sir, I am so pressurized 01:25:32.563 --> 01:25:34.563 When will you hand over the project to me? 01:25:34.605 --> 01:25:37.605 Listen, it isn't 'pani puri' to put your hand into a pot and fish it out 01:25:37.646 --> 01:25:38.855 To swallow in one gulp 01:25:38.938 --> 01:25:41.688 This is a multipurpose product I need time to assemble it 01:25:41.730 --> 01:25:44.188 If we gallop like a horse we'll fall flat on our face, my son 01:25:44.230 --> 01:25:47.271 Sir, I can't stand the torture of the distributor in India who has invested 01:25:47.313 --> 01:25:49.355 I must present the product within 10 days, sir 01:25:49.396 --> 01:25:50.938 Don't worry I'm there for you, Santhosh 01:25:50.980 --> 01:25:52.605 I'll deal with this You leave for India 01:25:52.646 --> 01:25:54.938 I'll come to India with the product in 10 days 01:25:54.980 --> 01:25:56.355 I won't go back on my word 01:25:56.438 --> 01:25:57.855 - Trust me - Thank God 01:25:57.938 --> 01:25:59.230 Do you swear on Rukku? 01:26:00.396 --> 01:26:03.271 This isn't the hand Rukku held and cried 01:26:03.396 --> 01:26:05.605 - This hand - Gave my word to my Rukku on this hand 01:26:05.646 --> 01:26:06.980 My darling Rukku 01:26:07.105 --> 01:26:09.938 I'll come to India for sure with the product in 10 days 01:26:09.980 --> 01:26:11.396 - Okay - I swear on you 01:26:13.105 --> 01:26:14.188 Sorry...sorry 01:26:14.563 --> 01:26:16.938 - Why are you fiddling again? - My hand brushed it by mistake 01:26:16.980 --> 01:26:19.563 - Do you want him as your assistant? - This snake charmer, huh? 01:26:19.563 --> 01:26:22.063 I can even use a dead rat for any experiment of mine 01:26:22.105 --> 01:26:25.230 Why do I need this trash of a frog? Dump him enroute in the Gulf of Thailand 01:26:25.271 --> 01:26:27.188 - Take this left over lump - Okay, sir, thank you 01:26:27.230 --> 01:26:28.605 You will keep up your word, right? 01:26:28.646 --> 01:26:30.355 You've promised on your love for Rukku 01:26:30.396 --> 01:26:33.063 - Don't forget, you've promised - Love you, sir, we'll meet in India 01:26:33.105 --> 01:26:35.271 Things I do for love, Rukku! 01:26:35.396 --> 01:26:38.146 'Oh gawd! How do I tell you this?' 01:26:38.188 --> 01:26:41.063 I lost my dignity, self respect, even the prestige of my whole clan! 01:26:41.146 --> 01:26:44.105 - With my Thai massage - Madam, what happened? 01:26:44.230 --> 01:26:48.146 That idea thief stole our company's idea, dear 01:26:49.563 --> 01:26:51.980 They stole from under our very eyes when we were wide awake! 01:26:52.063 --> 01:26:53.730 'Blockbuster in 7 days' 01:26:53.813 --> 01:26:55.563 Ma'am, it has gone viral online 01:26:56.563 --> 01:26:58.188 'Even online, huh?' 01:26:59.230 --> 01:27:01.438 'If I had been in his shoes' 01:27:02.396 --> 01:27:04.313 'I would have started it with 'B coming'' 01:27:04.938 --> 01:27:05.938 'Block buster' 01:27:09.271 --> 01:27:11.480 'B coming in 10 days...9 days' 01:27:11.521 --> 01:27:13.521 '8...7....6 Count down like that' 01:27:14.355 --> 01:27:18.521 I won't spare that cheat Santhosh without dissecting him to pieces 01:27:18.563 --> 01:27:19.980 Shivani, prepare for war 01:27:22.938 --> 01:27:23.980 Take, drink 01:27:24.063 --> 01:27:26.396 We can live together without any purpose or reason 01:27:26.438 --> 01:27:28.896 We should never drink without knowing why we are drinking 01:27:28.938 --> 01:27:30.480 It is gross disrespect to alcohol 01:27:30.521 --> 01:27:32.396 - What is the issue? - What's up with you? 01:27:32.480 --> 01:27:34.896 My wife walked off in a huff to her mother's house 01:27:34.980 --> 01:27:36.480 You've reunited my wife with me 01:27:36.563 --> 01:27:39.271 What more reason do I need? I'm so happy, drink and make merry 01:27:39.313 --> 01:27:43.271 No wonder smiling like a bandicoot which ate a giant coconut piece 01:27:44.438 --> 01:27:46.063 - Let's toast - You're making fun of me 01:27:46.688 --> 01:27:47.730 Cheers! 01:27:50.271 --> 01:27:52.188 Aiyo! I'm very nervous, dude 01:27:52.230 --> 01:27:54.480 Age is catching up Take a Neurobion injection 01:27:54.521 --> 01:27:55.521 Not that, buddy 01:27:55.563 --> 01:27:57.730 Don't know how to make the 1st move to make out 01:27:57.813 --> 01:28:00.188 Break a coconut and light a camphor for Re 1 01:28:00.355 --> 01:28:02.771 Yov! Will you ask me ideas how to iron?! 01:28:02.813 --> 01:28:04.771 - Iron, huh? - How do you iron your shirt? 01:28:05.605 --> 01:28:06.980 First press he neck and collar 01:28:07.480 --> 01:28:10.146 Then press the 2 hands and turn them over 01:28:10.188 --> 01:28:12.605 That's all, remember this order and go 01:28:15.646 --> 01:28:18.730 I thought my youth will be wasted without tasting the first flush of love 01:28:18.855 --> 01:28:21.146 You are the reason I'm losing my virginity, thanks 01:28:21.188 --> 01:28:24.480 Seeing both of you being happy together 01:28:24.563 --> 01:28:26.105 Makes me happy 01:28:26.605 --> 01:28:28.355 How will you see us making out? 01:28:28.396 --> 01:28:29.438 Isn't it wrong, Santhosh? 01:28:29.521 --> 01:28:31.146 I've let my fertile imagination run wild 01:28:31.188 --> 01:28:33.105 Don't be a Peeping Tom through this window, dude 01:28:33.146 --> 01:28:35.313 Wicked mind! Go away, Satan! 01:28:41.688 --> 01:28:43.688 You are getting high Got a signal from her, right? 01:28:43.730 --> 01:28:45.188 Munch that apple and go 01:28:47.480 --> 01:28:49.896 He's in a sizzling hot mood 01:28:50.605 --> 01:28:52.188 - You're dead meat, man - Santhosh! 01:28:54.771 --> 01:28:56.480 - My hand hurts - Wait, let me knock 01:28:56.521 --> 01:28:57.688 Hey Santhosh 01:28:57.730 --> 01:28:58.813 'Open the door' 01:28:58.855 --> 01:29:00.313 Whisky is very risky 01:29:00.396 --> 01:29:03.063 If you have balls come out, Santhosh 01:29:04.438 --> 01:29:06.521 - Hey MJ - 'Santhosh' 01:29:06.980 --> 01:29:08.730 'Honeycomb head!' 01:29:08.980 --> 01:29:10.313 'Come out, man' 01:29:10.813 --> 01:29:13.355 'You are well and truly caught today' 01:29:13.563 --> 01:29:15.563 - 'Santhosh - Bloody thief!' 01:29:15.646 --> 01:29:17.271 - Yes, coming - 'Hiding inside?' 01:29:17.355 --> 01:29:18.813 'Open the door now' 01:29:19.188 --> 01:29:20.813 You want Santhosh, here I- 01:29:20.855 --> 01:29:22.105 This is not Santhosh 01:29:22.146 --> 01:29:23.438 Magizhan? 01:29:23.480 --> 01:29:24.730 Where is Santhosh? 01:29:24.771 --> 01:29:26.146 He is Magizhan 01:29:29.271 --> 01:29:30.521 Guilty as charged! 01:29:30.563 --> 01:29:32.938 - I am 100% sure that's Magizhan - Let's double confirm 01:29:32.980 --> 01:29:34.146 Knock on the door 01:29:34.188 --> 01:29:35.521 Open the door 01:29:35.646 --> 01:29:37.396 - What happened, Magizhan? - Wait, dear 01:29:37.438 --> 01:29:38.438 Yeah 01:29:38.480 --> 01:29:40.563 Magizhan is Santhosh 01:29:40.980 --> 01:29:43.563 - Magizhan - Where is Santhosh? 01:29:44.438 --> 01:29:46.146 Wait...wait...wait 01:29:46.313 --> 01:29:48.355 - When did you come to India? - True that! 01:29:48.396 --> 01:29:50.896 - How did I land here? - I knew 01:29:50.980 --> 01:29:54.771 That fraud Santhosh has brought you here lying he will get you the Nobel Prize 01:29:54.813 --> 01:29:58.646 Oh my God! If you say it must be the gospel truth! 01:30:00.188 --> 01:30:01.771 Did you pump some fluid to get high? 01:30:01.813 --> 01:30:04.355 If the motor is under repair of course I have to pump water! 01:30:04.396 --> 01:30:05.813 Magizhan, are you drunk? 01:30:06.480 --> 01:30:10.313 Yes, Shivani, Santhosh gave me a 'quarter melon' juice 01:30:10.480 --> 01:30:12.646 I've been feeling dizzy ever since I sipped it 01:30:12.688 --> 01:30:13.855 Quarter melon, huh? 01:30:13.938 --> 01:30:16.438 - I've never tasted a booze like that - Such a pain! 01:30:16.521 --> 01:30:18.855 - That isn't booze, it's juice - Juice, huh? 01:30:18.896 --> 01:30:21.188 Doesn't matter At least give me that recipe 01:30:21.271 --> 01:30:22.813 I can use it for my reels 01:30:22.855 --> 01:30:25.730 Why did you bring a chap selling frogs in Thailand to Tamil Nadu? 01:30:25.771 --> 01:30:26.771 Listen, Magizhan 01:30:26.980 --> 01:30:29.771 Did you tell Santhosh my idea of promoting Block buster? 01:30:29.855 --> 01:30:32.646 Of course I did He came up with a lame concept 01:30:32.688 --> 01:30:35.938 It was really bad, so I told him our concept and he was stunned speechless 01:30:36.063 --> 01:30:38.188 Aiyo! He has started using my concept 01:30:38.230 --> 01:30:39.855 He is doing publicity all over the place 01:30:39.896 --> 01:30:42.105 Oh gawd! Your blood pressure will hit the ceiling now! 01:30:42.146 --> 01:30:43.688 - Aiyo! Santhosh! - Yes...? 01:30:43.730 --> 01:30:44.938 Santhosh! 01:30:44.980 --> 01:30:47.230 We aren't calling you Where is that fraud Santhosh? 01:30:47.313 --> 01:30:50.063 - He is in his room - I'm coming to get you! 01:30:50.146 --> 01:30:51.938 "Beauty is spilt all over, head to toe" 01:30:51.980 --> 01:30:53.938 "How it lures the mind at one go" 01:30:53.980 --> 01:30:57.813 "Goodness! Golden rhapsody Adrenalin rushes in my body" 01:30:58.230 --> 01:31:00.230 "Green sari draped over you fully" 01:31:00.271 --> 01:31:02.188 "Luring this innocent boy's duly" 01:31:02.230 --> 01:31:04.355 [song from 'Sivagamiyin Selvan'] 01:31:04.396 --> 01:31:06.230 What are you doing, dear? 01:31:06.271 --> 01:31:07.980 [chanting gibberish] 01:31:08.271 --> 01:31:09.521 Wait...wait...wait 01:31:09.563 --> 01:31:11.188 He is busy ironing inside 01:31:11.230 --> 01:31:12.938 How long will he be ironing? 01:31:12.980 --> 01:31:14.813 He has to step out We'll wait for him 01:31:14.855 --> 01:31:16.313 It's an old iron box 01:31:16.396 --> 01:31:18.938 Takes time to heat up Come back later 01:31:18.980 --> 01:31:20.938 I won't spare him Don't block the door, move 01:31:20.980 --> 01:31:22.980 - Door is locked - Door is open 01:31:23.105 --> 01:31:24.730 What is happening here? 01:31:24.813 --> 01:31:26.896 Do you call this 'ironing'? 01:31:26.938 --> 01:31:28.813 Won't you do anything new? 01:31:28.896 --> 01:31:31.105 Aren't you ashamed doing this by stealing an idea? 01:31:31.146 --> 01:31:32.480 What more can I do? 01:31:32.521 --> 01:31:34.521 Nothing more can be done on a wedding night! 01:31:34.563 --> 01:31:35.855 Just that it is 'wedding noon'! 01:31:35.896 --> 01:31:38.896 You move this side Which by-pass did you find her? 01:31:38.980 --> 01:31:39.938 By-pass? 01:31:39.980 --> 01:31:43.188 What contract are you trying to clinch using her to lure whom? 01:31:43.230 --> 01:31:45.355 With this face, you won't even get a soap box ad 01:31:45.396 --> 01:31:47.563 - 'Drag that girl away' - You and your damn face! 01:31:47.605 --> 01:31:49.355 Your rusted ad isn't my priority now 01:31:49.396 --> 01:31:50.771 All of you step out for 10 minutes 01:31:50.813 --> 01:31:52.521 I'll break a pumpkin to de-spell any jinx 01:31:52.563 --> 01:31:54.521 They are branding me a hooker 01:31:54.563 --> 01:31:56.063 You are keeping quiet gaping 01:31:56.105 --> 01:31:57.771 Do you have brains, hussy? 01:31:57.855 --> 01:31:58.855 To get money 01:31:58.896 --> 01:32:01.646 ...he'll massage your hands, feet, why, he'll even fall into a gutter 01:32:01.688 --> 01:32:02.813 How can you trust him? 01:32:02.855 --> 01:32:03.938 First get out of here, di 01:32:03.980 --> 01:32:05.105 This will do 01:32:05.188 --> 01:32:07.105 She'll leave of her own accord in a while 01:32:07.146 --> 01:32:09.688 Magizhan, it is an insult to you if you stay here a minute longer 01:32:09.730 --> 01:32:10.813 Come away from here 01:32:10.855 --> 01:32:13.355 I won't let this beetle head go scot-free 01:32:13.480 --> 01:32:16.771 Random females are barging in and calling me dirty names 01:32:16.813 --> 01:32:18.646 What are you doing standing silently? 01:32:18.688 --> 01:32:20.938 Ham...am...sa! 01:32:22.855 --> 01:32:24.980 Come in, this is my home You can treat it as yours too 01:32:25.021 --> 01:32:27.313 - Oh! 'Our' home sweet home, huh? - Magizhan! 01:32:27.730 --> 01:32:29.563 S...so...sorry 01:32:29.605 --> 01:32:33.313 Ask the people in Walking Street in Bangkok about me 01:32:33.438 --> 01:32:35.730 'Magizhan no non veg' 01:32:35.771 --> 01:32:36.980 'No drinks' 01:32:37.063 --> 01:32:38.438 'No boom-boom' 01:32:38.480 --> 01:32:39.938 'He's a good boy' 01:32:39.980 --> 01:32:41.771 Everyone will sing my praises 01:32:41.813 --> 01:32:44.938 Santhosh made me drink all kinds of concoctions 01:32:45.021 --> 01:32:47.730 All because of him I made a pass at you 01:32:48.438 --> 01:32:49.980 - Oh Santhosh! - It's okay, Magizhan 01:32:50.105 --> 01:32:53.480 You should always be in a good place That's the way to preserve your dignity 01:32:53.605 --> 01:32:55.271 Don't befriend that savage brute 01:32:55.396 --> 01:32:57.063 Mannerless, has no culture 01:32:57.146 --> 01:32:59.105 1 minute, let me get something for you to drink 01:32:59.146 --> 01:33:00.396 I don't like him either 01:33:00.438 --> 01:33:02.396 He looks like a half-eaten bun! 01:33:06.188 --> 01:33:07.230 Juice 01:33:07.605 --> 01:33:08.646 This won't work 01:33:09.146 --> 01:33:10.313 This isn't a good idea 01:33:10.480 --> 01:33:13.563 If an unmarried boy and girl live together under the same roof 01:33:13.730 --> 01:33:16.396 If your inner wear and mine are hanging out to dry on the clothesline 01:33:16.438 --> 01:33:19.021 The entire neighborhood will wag its tongue without a conscience 01:33:19.063 --> 01:33:20.646 - I'll go to a hotel - Magizhan 01:33:21.063 --> 01:33:24.230 This town knows only to brand a boy and a girl living together in bad light 01:33:24.271 --> 01:33:25.438 And bad mouth them 01:33:25.730 --> 01:33:27.688 A precious friendship is a beautiful world 01:33:27.730 --> 01:33:29.688 Don't be scared of society Please drink this juice 01:33:29.730 --> 01:33:30.855 This won't work 01:33:31.146 --> 01:33:32.396 You don't know, Shivani 01:33:32.563 --> 01:33:38.646 I just can't bear it if anyone talks ill of someone I like 01:33:39.063 --> 01:33:40.480 - I'll go to a hotel - Magizhan 01:33:41.313 --> 01:33:43.855 Why I don't want you to stay in a hotel is because 01:33:44.021 --> 01:33:46.730 Santhosh will come there too and ruin your life and career 01:33:47.063 --> 01:33:49.813 You can stay here peacefully No one will disturb you 01:33:49.896 --> 01:33:51.146 I'll get your room ready, okay? 01:33:51.188 --> 01:33:52.271 Hey Shivani 01:33:52.646 --> 01:33:53.813 - Juice - Oh! 01:33:54.063 --> 01:33:55.063 Thanks 01:33:56.438 --> 01:33:57.646 She's a weird girl 01:33:58.021 --> 01:34:00.146 She keeps saying 'fraud Santhosh' like a broken record 01:34:00.188 --> 01:34:02.563 And makes a room for her lover right under her roof 01:34:06.480 --> 01:34:07.771 How was your Bangkok trip? 01:34:07.813 --> 01:34:09.105 Sir, very positive 01:34:09.146 --> 01:34:12.230 Bro, 50 reels of mine are super hit 01:34:12.271 --> 01:34:13.813 Gawd! I feel like killing you 01:34:13.896 --> 01:34:15.896 Forever spinning a yarn with your reel! 01:34:16.021 --> 01:34:17.063 Zip your lips! 01:34:17.355 --> 01:34:20.230 Is the Blockbuster product in our hands now? 01:34:20.313 --> 01:34:22.480 That's soooper success Don't worry about it 01:34:22.563 --> 01:34:25.980 - Are we getting the entire contract? - Yes, sir 01:34:26.063 --> 01:34:27.771 What do you mean 'are we getting it?' 01:34:27.813 --> 01:34:28.980 We have clinched the deal 01:34:29.021 --> 01:34:32.771 Our Shivani hooked that scientist's son 01:34:32.813 --> 01:34:34.563 Scientist's son, huh? 01:34:35.355 --> 01:34:37.021 Yes, sir, he is staying with me now 01:34:37.646 --> 01:34:40.313 Why are you updating him? He is a trash of a tramp! 01:34:40.396 --> 01:34:42.646 - Excuse me, sir - Let's go shop or Magizhan 01:34:42.688 --> 01:34:45.438 Is Vaali's son in India? 01:34:45.771 --> 01:34:47.480 That too in Shivani's house? 01:34:48.021 --> 01:34:50.063 Something doesn't fit in this jigsaw! 01:34:50.105 --> 01:34:53.813 "Oh my dear Shivani Are you such a dumbo girlie?" 01:34:53.938 --> 01:34:57.355 "Are a babe in the woods, so naive? Dead meat, dead duck, so easy to deceive?" 01:34:57.438 --> 01:35:01.396 "Are you a babe in the woods, so naive? Dead meat, dead duck, so easy to deceive?" 01:35:03.480 --> 01:35:04.855 Dead meat, dead duck Sounds funny 01:35:04.896 --> 01:35:06.313 Which movie is this song from? 01:35:06.355 --> 01:35:07.563 Not from a movie 01:35:07.605 --> 01:35:10.063 It is from a Malaysian album called 'Madcap missy' 01:35:10.355 --> 01:35:11.396 This is for you 01:35:12.063 --> 01:35:13.730 - What is this? - New set of clothes 01:35:13.980 --> 01:35:15.063 Go and change 01:35:15.105 --> 01:35:16.480 I have to tell you something? 01:35:16.563 --> 01:35:17.938 Won't you tell me in this T-shirt? 01:35:17.980 --> 01:35:19.896 This is fairly new too I've worn it just twice 01:35:19.938 --> 01:35:21.563 Magi, just change for my sake 01:35:23.396 --> 01:35:24.896 I'll be back 01:35:36.605 --> 01:35:38.313 - Tell me, Publicity - Where are you? 01:35:38.563 --> 01:35:42.355 True to my name, I'm living happily in Shivani's house as Magizhan 01:35:42.646 --> 01:35:45.063 She takes care of me like a baby 01:35:45.063 --> 01:35:47.438 Is she powdering you and putting diapers on you? 01:35:48.938 --> 01:35:50.813 She trusts you so much 01:35:51.063 --> 01:35:54.271 Before she finds out confess 'I am Santhosh' to her 01:35:54.313 --> 01:35:56.480 I've already told her you are Santhosh! 01:35:57.063 --> 01:36:00.063 I don't mean me, myself I meant you...as in U 01:36:00.063 --> 01:36:01.813 I've told her you are Santhosh 01:36:01.855 --> 01:36:03.480 Whatever I say will be word play for you 01:36:03.563 --> 01:36:06.688 If that girl finds out the truth imagine how terrible she will feel 01:36:06.730 --> 01:36:09.480 Santhosh, you can lie to cover up your original lie 01:36:09.563 --> 01:36:11.896 If you tell her the truth that truth will save you one day 01:36:53.980 --> 01:36:55.105 Thanks, nice dress 01:36:58.480 --> 01:36:59.771 You look beautiful too 01:37:01.188 --> 01:37:02.271 Thank you 01:37:05.396 --> 01:37:08.063 Room is filled with candles It's soooper hot 01:37:11.480 --> 01:37:12.480 Shivani 01:37:13.021 --> 01:37:14.355 I want to tell you something 01:37:15.438 --> 01:37:16.980 Magizhan, I love you 01:37:17.396 --> 01:37:18.771 Shall we get married? 01:37:42.563 --> 01:37:46.271 "Sexy doll, you are worth every penny with your moves & grooves many" 01:37:46.355 --> 01:37:49.021 "You are tempting golden honey" 01:37:49.105 --> 01:37:53.438 "With your sultry looks turned on me I am locked into you for infinity" 01:37:53.480 --> 01:37:57.688 "When you look at me hot and sizzling I am locked into you forever, darling" 01:37:57.771 --> 01:38:01.313 "Sexy doll, you are worth every penny with your moves and grooves many" 01:38:01.688 --> 01:38:04.146 "Head to toe shiny satiny" 01:38:04.396 --> 01:38:08.688 "With your sultry looks turned on me I am locked into you for infinity" 01:38:08.771 --> 01:38:12.980 "When you look at me hot and sizzling I am locked into you forever, darling" 01:38:13.063 --> 01:38:17.230 "You give me the license to play free" 01:38:17.313 --> 01:38:21.605 "Then like a cop you punish me harshly" 01:38:21.646 --> 01:38:25.480 "Where will I bang my head, tell me?" 01:38:26.271 --> 01:38:29.980 "Sexy doll, you are worth every penny with your moves & grooves many" 01:38:30.021 --> 01:38:32.480 "You are tempting golden honey" 01:38:32.605 --> 01:38:37.063 "With your sultry looks turned on me I am locked into you for infinity" 01:38:37.105 --> 01:38:41.605 "When you look at me hot and sizzling I am locked into you forever, darling" 01:39:08.021 --> 01:39:12.646 "Looting me from the left, any which way Leftover from my right, what a takeaway!" 01:39:16.730 --> 01:39:21.271 "I can quench your thirst with delight Poor you(th)! Sleep tight at night" 01:39:23.688 --> 01:39:27.938 "Let me profess my love for you in styles 500, all brand new" 01:39:28.021 --> 01:39:32.146 "On Mount road I'll erect a banner claiming you as my lover forever" 01:39:32.188 --> 01:39:36.188 "Hey myna! My birdie lady Into my heart you drizzled steady" 01:39:36.230 --> 01:39:40.688 "Hey myna! My birdie always ready Like wine you make my head heady" 01:39:40.771 --> 01:39:45.063 "I am your mehbooba baby!" 01:39:45.396 --> 01:39:49.146 "Sexy doll, you are worth every penny with your moves & grooves many" 01:39:49.188 --> 01:39:51.771 "You are tempting golden honey" 01:39:51.938 --> 01:39:56.146 "With your sultry looks turned on me I am locked into you for infinity" 01:39:56.313 --> 01:40:00.771 "When you look at me hot and sizzling I am locked into you forever, darling" 01:40:19.063 --> 01:40:20.396 Phone- 01:40:20.438 --> 01:40:21.730 Oh! Sorry 1 minute 01:40:25.938 --> 01:40:27.230 - Hello? - Shivani 01:40:27.396 --> 01:40:30.230 You told me Mr Vaali's son is staying with you now 01:40:30.271 --> 01:40:31.646 Yes, sir He is with me 01:40:31.688 --> 01:40:33.771 Nonsense! No chance at all 01:40:34.605 --> 01:40:36.355 Vaali doesn't have a son 01:40:37.230 --> 01:40:41.855 Shivani, I think MJ Company wants to throw us into the street 01:40:43.063 --> 01:40:44.896 Santhosh is fooling you 01:40:46.688 --> 01:40:49.605 I'll send you 2 photos now 01:40:49.730 --> 01:40:54.146 You'll know if the chap staying with you is scientist Vaali's son 01:40:54.271 --> 01:40:58.230 Or he is the director of MJ Company 01:40:58.313 --> 01:41:00.146 'I'll send you Vaali's photo also' 01:41:00.230 --> 01:41:02.771 Shivani, everyone is taking you for a ride 01:41:02.980 --> 01:41:04.563 How can you be so naive? 01:41:04.605 --> 01:41:05.646 Sir...? 01:41:05.730 --> 01:41:06.771 Hang up now 01:41:40.646 --> 01:41:43.105 Why this sudden plan of an outing together? 01:41:43.855 --> 01:41:46.313 Did you watch FIFA World cup? Messi was too good! 01:41:46.355 --> 01:41:47.771 'Sooper match' 01:41:48.646 --> 01:41:51.271 The way you had lit the candles was sooo sizzling hot 01:41:51.313 --> 01:41:53.230 I thought we may make a super match too! 01:41:53.271 --> 01:41:55.105 Luckily we stepped out! 01:41:56.063 --> 01:41:59.438 Shivani, what I wanted to tell you 01:41:59.688 --> 01:42:01.355 I wanted to- 01:42:03.896 --> 01:42:05.146 Bro, ball 01:42:08.855 --> 01:42:10.063 Thank you, bro 01:42:33.480 --> 01:42:35.355 Oh! This man, huh? 01:42:35.688 --> 01:42:36.730 Why? 01:42:36.771 --> 01:42:41.188 You keep coming back like a cockroach from the gutter 01:42:41.271 --> 01:42:44.063 Hey! I spared you last time 01:42:44.271 --> 01:42:46.396 This time I won't let you go scot-free 01:42:47.063 --> 01:42:49.105 Hey! I'm a local chap 01:42:49.271 --> 01:42:50.646 Thorough bred low class local 01:42:50.730 --> 01:42:52.396 Hey! Bulbous bulb nose 01:42:52.480 --> 01:42:54.605 No discrimination as high class and low class 01:42:54.646 --> 01:42:56.146 I treat class and mass enmasse! 01:42:56.438 --> 01:42:57.646 Bloody local 01:42:57.730 --> 01:43:00.438 Why are you waiting to listen to his punch dialogs? 01:43:00.480 --> 01:43:01.980 Go and puncture him 01:43:52.688 --> 01:43:54.355 Shivani, go home 01:43:54.563 --> 01:43:59.438 If someone tries to lay a hand on you ordinary fight will turn into a murder case 01:43:59.480 --> 01:44:01.355 - They are a lousy lot - More than you? 01:44:03.480 --> 01:44:04.771 Mr Santhosh 01:44:05.313 --> 01:44:06.355 Oh sorry! 01:44:06.396 --> 01:44:07.480 Mr Magizhan 01:44:08.730 --> 01:44:10.396 I was the one who sent for them 01:44:12.230 --> 01:44:13.271 Does it hurt? 01:44:14.063 --> 01:44:16.146 Did you feel the pain of the blow on your back? 01:44:16.688 --> 01:44:18.438 Shivani, I wanted to tell yo- 01:44:18.730 --> 01:44:19.813 What will you say? 01:44:19.896 --> 01:44:21.563 You think I'll listen to all your tales? 01:44:21.688 --> 01:44:22.771 'You broke my heart' 01:44:22.813 --> 01:44:25.730 Don't spare him Beat this rascal to a pulp 01:44:53.813 --> 01:44:55.188 'You are dead, man' 01:45:00.771 --> 01:45:01.813 'Take this' 01:45:12.938 --> 01:45:13.980 This one too 01:45:34.605 --> 01:45:35.646 Santhosh 01:45:36.230 --> 01:45:38.771 You'll roar like a lion and thrash even if it's an army 01:45:39.105 --> 01:45:40.480 You are sitting with bandages 01:45:41.063 --> 01:45:42.146 I can't believe this 01:45:42.605 --> 01:45:43.730 What happened? 01:45:44.771 --> 01:45:47.021 One who makes a mistake has to take the punishment 01:45:47.771 --> 01:45:51.063 With every blow on my body I saw a look of satisfaction on her face 01:45:51.605 --> 01:45:53.938 We can even cross the sea without getting our feet wet 01:45:54.480 --> 01:45:56.063 But without being teary eyed 01:45:57.063 --> 01:45:58.188 I can't cross over love 01:46:02.105 --> 01:46:03.146 Don't cry 01:46:03.938 --> 01:46:04.980 Be strong 01:46:05.146 --> 01:46:07.021 Shivani is yours one day or the other 01:46:10.230 --> 01:46:13.271 Santhosh, the complaint Shivani submitted to the ad council 01:46:13.396 --> 01:46:14.438 1 minute 01:46:15.313 --> 01:46:19.105 Santhosh, Shivani has taken the complaint she made against you to the tribunal 01:46:19.146 --> 01:46:20.896 'She has sued you for 300 million' 01:46:20.980 --> 01:46:22.855 They have given a deadline of 10 days 01:46:22.938 --> 01:46:25.271 What you did is a huge criminal offence 01:46:25.355 --> 01:46:26.730 'You can even go to jail' 01:46:26.771 --> 01:46:28.396 This matter is getting out of hand 01:46:28.730 --> 01:46:30.438 So...be careful 01:46:30.480 --> 01:46:32.438 Oh! Okay, Sadhana I'll handle it 01:46:32.480 --> 01:46:33.771 I'll take care, thank you 01:46:38.480 --> 01:46:40.355 - Hey! - Keep quiet 01:46:40.646 --> 01:46:42.480 We've been served a notice from the tribunal 01:46:44.063 --> 01:46:46.355 'Santhosh is already upset' 01:46:46.605 --> 01:46:47.688 Oh! 01:46:48.938 --> 01:46:50.063 What's next? 01:46:52.146 --> 01:46:53.230 What is this? 01:46:53.730 --> 01:46:55.480 Shivani has taken the case to the Tribunal 01:46:56.063 --> 01:46:57.063 Oh my God! 01:46:57.480 --> 01:46:58.980 Is she hell bent on a court case? 01:46:59.688 --> 01:47:02.563 Won't that scientist bring the product by then? 01:47:02.938 --> 01:47:04.605 If we don't get that we are screwed 01:47:04.688 --> 01:47:06.480 Won't he come? Will he come? 01:47:06.646 --> 01:47:07.855 - Will he com- - Hey! 01:47:23.271 --> 01:47:24.355 'Vanakkam, sir' 01:47:29.063 --> 01:47:30.063 Hello! 01:47:30.105 --> 01:47:32.063 Will you talk only into the mike? 01:47:32.271 --> 01:47:33.771 Not like that, my lord 01:47:33.896 --> 01:47:35.605 My ears are in perfect condition 01:47:35.688 --> 01:47:36.771 Use just your mouth 01:47:36.855 --> 01:47:37.855 My lord 01:47:38.063 --> 01:47:39.896 Santhosh will come with the product 01:47:40.230 --> 01:47:41.438 May be he will believe so 01:47:41.646 --> 01:47:43.605 'He won't come I will be crucified!' 01:47:43.688 --> 01:47:45.855 We don't want to waste your valuable time 01:47:46.938 --> 01:47:49.813 So please pass the final order, my lord 01:47:51.396 --> 01:47:52.646 - Yov! - 'What?' 01:47:52.896 --> 01:47:55.063 Did you think this is a court or a pub? 01:47:55.230 --> 01:47:56.396 Wearing coolers? 01:47:56.480 --> 01:47:58.396 No one should see my tears, right? 01:47:58.480 --> 01:48:00.896 Does he think he is Arya Khan son of Shah Rukh Khan? 01:48:00.938 --> 01:48:02.396 He won't remove his coolers 01:48:02.480 --> 01:48:03.688 Take it off 01:48:03.730 --> 01:48:05.271 - Stand properly - Okay, sir 01:48:07.230 --> 01:48:08.480 Give me some more time 01:48:08.563 --> 01:48:10.938 No time and no time bomb either 01:48:11.063 --> 01:48:12.105 Finished 01:48:12.438 --> 01:48:13.730 Stop it! 01:48:13.813 --> 01:48:16.063 Our bro Santhosh has come 01:48:26.063 --> 01:48:27.355 Thank you, Lord Muruga 01:48:30.396 --> 01:48:33.980 Bad enough you come late and on top of it, slow motion, huh? 01:48:35.188 --> 01:48:36.771 Sorry for coming late, my lord 01:48:36.813 --> 01:48:38.021 It's okay You're forgiven 01:48:38.063 --> 01:48:39.896 Sorry to have kept you waiting 01:48:40.480 --> 01:48:41.688 Sorry for coming late 01:48:41.730 --> 01:48:43.980 - Sorry for coming late - Stop apologising 01:48:44.021 --> 01:48:45.771 - Get on to the stand - Sorry My lord 01:48:46.480 --> 01:48:48.563 Apology accepted for coming late 01:48:48.646 --> 01:48:50.438 But you are delaying with your 1000 sorry 01:48:50.480 --> 01:48:52.438 Sorry for saying I was sorry, your honor 01:48:52.688 --> 01:48:54.480 Sorry for saying I was sorry 01:48:54.605 --> 01:48:56.063 Sorry for saying I was sorry 01:48:56.105 --> 01:48:59.271 'Instead of an ordinary prison term looks like he will be sent to the gallows' 01:48:59.313 --> 01:49:00.480 Sorry for delaying- 01:49:00.980 --> 01:49:03.146 How will it be if I strike this gavel on your head? 01:49:03.188 --> 01:49:04.230 Stop it 01:49:04.271 --> 01:49:06.396 - Ask them to stop, I'll stop too - Ask whom? 01:49:06.438 --> 01:49:09.438 After TikTok was banned, those aunties showing their waist in Insta Reels 01:49:09.480 --> 01:49:11.688 - Ask them to stop and I will - I'm not that aunty! 01:49:11.980 --> 01:49:14.438 Thinking my salary has been credited I look at my phone happily 01:49:14.480 --> 01:49:16.396 They send 'Body massage by good looking females' 01:49:16.438 --> 01:49:17.771 Ask them to stop Then I'll stop 01:49:21.771 --> 01:49:23.480 My lord Body massage? 01:49:24.771 --> 01:49:26.271 That's it, my lord Case over 01:49:26.855 --> 01:49:27.896 No...no 01:49:28.230 --> 01:49:29.980 Why is he talking totally unconnected? 01:49:30.021 --> 01:49:31.313 There is a connection, my lord 01:49:31.396 --> 01:49:34.105 There is a connection between each and every event in the world 01:49:34.146 --> 01:49:35.396 According to Chaos theory 01:49:35.480 --> 01:49:36.896 Chaos theory, huh? 01:49:37.146 --> 01:49:38.605 'Er...what is that?' 01:49:38.646 --> 01:49:40.563 When you bang your gavel saying 'order...order' 01:49:40.646 --> 01:49:43.271 If a harmless black ant crossing slowly gets squashed and dies 01:49:43.313 --> 01:49:47.271 Is it the fault of the gavel or the ant or your mistake? 01:49:50.480 --> 01:49:52.563 Thank God! No squished ant! 01:49:53.730 --> 01:49:56.021 My lord, first ask them to produce their product 01:49:56.105 --> 01:49:57.771 First shall I tell you 1 fact? 01:49:57.813 --> 01:50:00.646 Even if you order 'biriyani' at 2:00 a.m Swiggy will deliver it for you 01:50:00.688 --> 01:50:02.896 But we give them a rating of only 3 or 4 stars! 01:50:02.938 --> 01:50:04.938 How many here give a rating of 5 stars? 01:50:04.980 --> 01:50:06.021 Hello! 01:50:06.063 --> 01:50:08.688 Everyone knows Yuvraj Singh hit sixers in all 6 balls in an over 01:50:08.730 --> 01:50:09.771 My lord! 01:50:09.813 --> 01:50:11.480 If you say, 'Ezhumalai, climb on to my back' 01:50:11.563 --> 01:50:13.855 - How many will understand this joke? - They won't get it 01:50:13.896 --> 01:50:15.730 I'm unable to make calls for the past 8 days 01:50:15.771 --> 01:50:16.813 If I call Customer Care 01:50:16.855 --> 01:50:19.021 'Press 9 to speak in Tamil' is the automated message 01:50:19.063 --> 01:50:20.188 Why bring that # 9 now?! 01:50:20.230 --> 01:50:22.730 Even if the same film is telecast in any TV channel 10 times 01:50:22.771 --> 01:50:24.188 We will watch it the 11th time 01:50:24.230 --> 01:50:26.646 But at 12 midnight, if a horror film 'House # 13' is telecast 01:50:26.730 --> 01:50:28.480 Will we watch without getting scared? 01:50:28.688 --> 01:50:30.605 - It will be terrifying - Don't confuse everyone 01:50:30.646 --> 01:50:32.980 January 14th, 15th, 16th are declared as 'Pongal' holidays 01:50:33.021 --> 01:50:35.855 Ghajni Mohammad lost 17 times and won the war only at the 18th attempt 01:50:35.896 --> 01:50:37.813 Ghajni Mohammad won 18th time 01:50:37.855 --> 01:50:39.813 I didn't say that, my lord Our History says so 01:50:39.855 --> 01:50:40.980 History, huh? 01:50:41.188 --> 01:50:44.188 Don't know what to say about 19 20 and 21 whizzed past in Lockdown 01:50:44.271 --> 01:50:45.271 If you take 22 01:50:45.313 --> 01:50:46.855 Abortion, my lord! 01:50:47.063 --> 01:50:48.980 Oh gawd! Are you having an abortion, aunty? 01:50:49.021 --> 01:50:50.605 Oh no, my lord 01:50:50.813 --> 01:50:54.688 In the confusion he's creating in all minds 'objection' became 'abortion'! 01:50:54.813 --> 01:50:56.105 - Shut up! - Silence!! 01:50:57.438 --> 01:50:58.480 Stop it, I say 01:51:00.896 --> 01:51:03.313 Now do you or don't you have the product? 01:51:03.396 --> 01:51:04.438 Yes, my lord 01:51:04.480 --> 01:51:05.605 India is my country 01:51:05.688 --> 01:51:08.021 But to go into a pub, if no girl with you 'no entry'! 01:51:08.063 --> 01:51:10.480 Is this democracy? Is this why we obtained freedom? 01:51:10.563 --> 01:51:11.938 What is happening in our country? 01:51:11.980 --> 01:51:13.396 - Why do we vote- - Shut up! 01:51:13.480 --> 01:51:15.438 So you don't have your product 01:51:18.313 --> 01:51:19.646 - Note it down - Yes, my lord 01:51:19.730 --> 01:51:22.480 As per the forgery section # 436 01:51:22.730 --> 01:51:24.396 - Accused # 1 - My lord 01:51:24.438 --> 01:51:25.438 Hey! Shut up 01:51:25.480 --> 01:51:27.605 Write fast He'll start all over again 01:51:28.105 --> 01:51:30.438 Accused # 2 Santhosh 01:51:30.480 --> 01:51:31.771 'Excuse me, my lord' 01:51:40.605 --> 01:51:42.063 Sorry for coming late, sir 01:51:42.188 --> 01:51:43.771 Who is this repeat performance? 01:51:43.980 --> 01:51:45.313 'Sorry for coming late' 01:51:45.480 --> 01:51:47.146 He was buying time all along 01:51:47.188 --> 01:51:49.563 - He was letting the soup boil in low flame - Yes, dude 01:51:49.688 --> 01:51:51.063 End of 'Kindling - Part 1' 01:51:51.146 --> 01:51:53.938 - Salute Santhosh for his smart brain - They may chase us out, shut up 01:51:54.021 --> 01:51:55.688 Pardon me for the delay, your honor 01:51:55.730 --> 01:51:56.980 Hey! Shut up 01:51:57.021 --> 01:51:58.730 What do you think of yourself? 01:51:58.813 --> 01:52:02.188 Killing me with your 'sorry' from dawn to dusk? 01:52:02.271 --> 01:52:04.021 I'll mete out extra punishment for you 01:52:04.063 --> 01:52:05.271 Your honor, forgive me 01:52:05.313 --> 01:52:07.188 - My lord, sorry - Don't utter the word 'sorry' 01:52:07.230 --> 01:52:10.480 No, my lord, actually this is the product we wanted to produce before the court 01:52:10.563 --> 01:52:12.230 It's called Blockbuster He is a scientist 01:52:12.271 --> 01:52:13.480 He got delayed on the way 01:52:13.605 --> 01:52:15.230 We are producing this before the court 01:52:15.271 --> 01:52:17.063 My lord, is it that Blockbuster product? 01:52:17.063 --> 01:52:18.771 No label, no certification seal 01:52:18.855 --> 01:52:19.896 No manufacturing date 01:52:19.938 --> 01:52:21.146 No expiry date What is this? 01:52:21.188 --> 01:52:24.188 Even a new born baby won't have a dress, name or certificate 01:52:24.396 --> 01:52:25.896 Will the baby not exist, my lord? 01:52:26.021 --> 01:52:27.063 It's a raw product 01:52:27.188 --> 01:52:28.646 You can taste it if you like 01:52:29.813 --> 01:52:32.021 - Can I eat this? - By all means 01:52:32.146 --> 01:52:34.063 Not necessary only patients should eat this 01:52:34.146 --> 01:52:36.605 Healthy people can take this like drinking coconut water 01:52:36.646 --> 01:52:38.438 From a new born baby to a 100 year old lady 01:52:38.480 --> 01:52:39.438 Anyone can, huh? 01:52:39.480 --> 01:52:41.313 You can trust us and taste it, my lord 01:52:44.480 --> 01:52:45.771 - 'Like it? - Delicious' 01:52:46.771 --> 01:52:48.271 - Very tasty, my lord? - Yes, indeed 01:52:48.313 --> 01:52:50.396 - Give a sample to everyone - Please do, madam 01:52:50.938 --> 01:52:53.480 'Give it to that 'mehendi' head She'll become a teenager!' 01:52:56.605 --> 01:52:58.146 Quite tasty 01:53:02.438 --> 01:53:04.105 - What happened? - Neighing like a horse? 01:53:06.480 --> 01:53:08.313 - Note this down - Yes, my lord 01:53:08.646 --> 01:53:14.396 As the case against MJ Company has been proved to be false 01:53:14.938 --> 01:53:18.771 This tribunal dismisses this case 01:53:28.188 --> 01:53:30.105 Good morning Mummy, coffee 01:53:33.980 --> 01:53:35.355 - Are you naked too? - Yes 01:53:35.438 --> 01:53:36.521 You...?! 01:53:37.271 --> 01:53:39.021 Hey! Out of my bed 01:53:39.063 --> 01:53:40.730 Scoundrel! What did you do to me? 01:53:40.771 --> 01:53:42.021 'Don't stare at me blankly!' 01:53:42.063 --> 01:53:43.605 What did you do to me? 01:53:43.688 --> 01:53:45.521 If I ask you the same question?! 01:53:45.563 --> 01:53:47.646 Did you spike my juice and rape me? 01:53:47.688 --> 01:53:49.896 Hello! Can't launch a rocket without a bottle's aid! 01:53:49.980 --> 01:53:51.105 Whaaat?! 01:53:51.813 --> 01:53:53.396 What 'Whaaat?'! Look at this 01:53:53.438 --> 01:53:55.230 You've branded your lips all over my body 01:53:56.521 --> 01:53:59.438 You've bitten me like a dracula in the name of 'love bite' 01:53:59.605 --> 01:54:01.855 'Hickey-dickey dock Lifetime love-knock! 01:54:01.896 --> 01:54:04.563 Show me a single scratch on your body, let me see? 01:54:05.396 --> 01:54:06.521 'Sacred thread?' 01:54:06.563 --> 01:54:08.730 Did you tie a wedding thread around my neck? 01:54:08.855 --> 01:54:09.896 Oh my GOD! 01:54:10.146 --> 01:54:11.271 Thank God! 01:54:11.480 --> 01:54:13.313 Santhosh, you are a good boy 01:54:13.355 --> 01:54:15.688 - I'll kill you - I followed protocol to the P! 01:54:15.771 --> 01:54:18.813 Take a shower and get me a cup of coffee, my princess! 01:54:19.313 --> 01:54:20.771 Icing on the cake is coffee! 01:54:21.813 --> 01:54:24.021 - Call yourself a human being?! - Snooty sinner! 01:54:24.271 --> 01:54:25.980 This is such a sentimental issue 01:54:26.188 --> 01:54:29.230 She yanked it off her neck like tugging a price tag off a new dress! 01:54:29.896 --> 01:54:32.438 But I wonder Did I marry her last night? 01:54:35.480 --> 01:54:36.730 Shivani...Shivani 01:54:36.771 --> 01:54:37.771 What? 01:54:37.896 --> 01:54:39.646 Please maintain this secret, dear 01:54:39.688 --> 01:54:41.855 If you tell anyone my dignity will go for a toss 01:54:42.896 --> 01:54:45.438 Is my self-respect more precious than your stupid dignity? 01:54:45.563 --> 01:54:46.771 Look who's talking! 01:54:47.230 --> 01:54:52.480 Hello! Don't brand all men as shameless just by looking at men who pee on the road 01:54:52.521 --> 01:54:53.980 We pride ourselves on our dignity! 01:54:58.896 --> 01:55:01.855 'Now do you or don't you have the product?' 01:55:02.605 --> 01:55:04.271 'Excuse me, my lord' 01:55:12.063 --> 01:55:14.521 - Why can't I walk forward? - Hello 01:55:14.563 --> 01:55:16.480 - Or take a step back - Hey! Wait, I say 01:55:16.605 --> 01:55:20.146 Are you full of temerity, you won the case, confusing the judge? 01:55:20.188 --> 01:55:21.355 Point this way I am here 01:55:21.396 --> 01:55:23.396 How many girls like me have you tricked? 01:55:24.271 --> 01:55:25.271 One 01:55:25.313 --> 01:55:26.355 Two 01:55:26.396 --> 01:55:27.396 Three 01:55:27.730 --> 01:55:29.855 - 4 - Aren't you ashamed? 01:55:29.896 --> 01:55:31.271 On a counting spree 01:55:31.521 --> 01:55:32.855 You're Cupid reborn! 01:55:33.021 --> 01:55:35.063 Aiyo! Scientist Vaali 01:55:35.480 --> 01:55:37.063 What did you give us? 01:55:37.313 --> 01:55:39.396 My pupils are popping out of my socket 01:55:39.480 --> 01:55:42.355 - Looks like my eyes will step out - What are you mumbling to yourself? 01:55:42.396 --> 01:55:44.813 'If you have the guts look at my face and talk, da' 01:55:45.355 --> 01:55:48.313 My dear avatar of an avenging Goddess! 01:55:48.480 --> 01:55:52.105 I lied a harmless little lie that my name is Magizhan 01:55:52.438 --> 01:55:53.563 Leave me alone 01:55:53.605 --> 01:55:55.813 If you flash an innocent smile like a new born baby 01:55:55.855 --> 01:55:57.355 ...will I let you off the hook? 01:55:57.438 --> 01:56:01.396 Whether you take a bite or hog cowdung is cow's crap! 01:56:01.855 --> 01:56:03.480 I'm not in the habit of eating cow dung! 01:56:03.521 --> 01:56:04.813 - Ay! - Then 'B'! 01:56:04.896 --> 01:56:05.896 Come here 01:56:06.105 --> 01:56:08.313 Think you're a wholesale dealer of truth! 01:56:08.563 --> 01:56:10.021 You said, 'Santhosh, let's go out' 01:56:10.063 --> 01:56:12.646 Lured me on a date and got thugs to hit me in the football ground 01:56:12.688 --> 01:56:13.813 Isn't that a lie? 01:56:13.855 --> 01:56:14.896 That was just once 01:56:14.980 --> 01:56:16.063 Hello!! 01:56:16.355 --> 01:56:19.688 Whether you eat a spoon or plateful cowdung is cow's holy crap! 01:56:19.730 --> 01:56:21.271 Then if I say, 'Santhosh, come' 01:56:21.313 --> 01:56:23.646 'I want rowdies to bash you' Will you willingly tag along? 01:56:25.480 --> 01:56:27.271 I would have come, Shivani Definitely, yes 01:56:27.313 --> 01:56:29.313 I would have taken the blows happily 01:56:29.896 --> 01:56:33.480 If I had told you honestly I am Santhosh of MJ Company 01:56:33.980 --> 01:56:35.771 Would you have fallen in love with me? 01:56:36.646 --> 01:56:38.896 I would have, Santhosh Definitely, yes 01:56:39.605 --> 01:56:40.896 You should have been honest 01:56:43.021 --> 01:56:44.813 I am Santhosh working in MJ company! 01:56:45.480 --> 01:56:46.563 Will you marry me? 01:56:46.896 --> 01:56:47.896 Yes, I will 01:56:47.980 --> 01:56:49.855 - Promise? - Yes, I promise 01:58:49.396 --> 01:58:50.730 Hello, who is this? 01:58:51.021 --> 01:58:52.771 'MJ, where are you, dude?' 01:58:54.813 --> 01:58:57.230 I got emotional, so I am on a motion spree, Santhosh 01:58:57.396 --> 01:58:58.521 Don't even ask 01:58:58.688 --> 01:59:00.813 Ever since I tasted that Blockbuster tablet 01:59:00.896 --> 01:59:03.271 I don't know what's happening or what happened to me 01:59:03.313 --> 01:59:04.605 Sailing in the same boat, huh? 01:59:04.813 --> 01:59:07.563 I think that scientist drowned us all in our Bay of Bengal! 01:59:07.771 --> 01:59:10.771 Yov! All kinds of things happened to Shivani and me today, buddy 01:59:10.813 --> 01:59:12.896 That is routine for you Tell me something new 01:59:13.021 --> 01:59:16.605 We were in the same bed next to each other without a stitch on us, dude 01:59:16.896 --> 01:59:19.646 I think both of us 'did it' last night 01:59:19.730 --> 01:59:23.438 Are you making me envy you when I am still a virgin? 01:59:23.521 --> 01:59:24.563 Hang up 01:59:28.355 --> 01:59:29.396 What is this? 01:59:30.021 --> 01:59:31.105 Scratches all over 01:59:31.688 --> 01:59:34.063 Some creature has tried to make 'biriyani' out of me 01:59:34.146 --> 01:59:35.730 I don't know if it was a male or female 01:59:35.771 --> 01:59:37.355 I should zip my lips on this 01:59:39.355 --> 01:59:40.730 Hey bloody savage! 01:59:41.188 --> 01:59:42.271 Untie me 01:59:45.355 --> 01:59:47.188 Today I am the complete man 01:59:47.313 --> 01:59:49.771 I finished the most anticipated time of my life unconsciously 01:59:49.813 --> 01:59:51.688 ...when I should have savored every second 01:59:51.730 --> 01:59:52.730 So...? 01:59:52.771 --> 01:59:56.730 Now I shall attack you with all my senses intact 01:59:57.021 --> 01:59:58.980 - Get ready - NO...! 02:00:00.396 --> 02:00:01.438 Aiyo! 02:00:01.730 --> 02:00:04.646 Shivani brought the roof down for making that female do a cabaret 02:00:04.771 --> 02:00:07.355 He has made out with Shivani when she was not even conscious 02:00:07.396 --> 02:00:08.896 I don't know what's in store for you! 02:00:08.980 --> 02:00:12.313 You weren't just lying in bed with her You screwed up my company with your lies 02:00:12.355 --> 02:00:13.438 'Excuse me, sir' 02:00:13.855 --> 02:00:15.313 Someone has come to meet you 02:00:15.355 --> 02:00:17.855 Oh god! Have they come? They will shut down my company 02:00:17.896 --> 02:00:19.771 - You are the sole cause - Will you shut up? 02:00:19.813 --> 02:00:21.438 - Why should I shut up? - Hey buffoon! 02:00:21.480 --> 02:00:23.605 I'll bash you You blame me for all this 02:00:23.646 --> 02:00:24.855 I'll solve everything 02:00:26.188 --> 02:00:27.188 Go, get lost! 02:00:29.730 --> 02:00:30.730 Get lost! 02:00:30.813 --> 02:00:32.105 Can earn in millions 02:00:32.188 --> 02:00:33.438 - Definitely - Who are they? 02:00:34.230 --> 02:00:35.271 Hello, Mr Santhosh 02:00:35.313 --> 02:00:36.480 - Hello - I am Satyadev 02:00:36.521 --> 02:00:39.105 - Hello, sir - Our legal adviser Mr Neelakandan 02:00:39.188 --> 02:00:42.271 Sir, I heard in the market about your Blockbuster product 02:00:42.438 --> 02:00:44.188 We are here to take over the product 02:00:45.896 --> 02:00:49.813 Sir, it has 100% intoxication level without alcohol content means 02:00:49.896 --> 02:00:51.105 No chance, sir 02:00:55.063 --> 02:00:57.021 This is a blessing and boon to all alcoholics 02:00:57.105 --> 02:00:59.646 We are ready to give you a royalty of 250 million 02:01:00.313 --> 02:01:01.771 Please accept this offer 02:01:02.188 --> 02:01:03.896 250 million?! 02:01:05.021 --> 02:01:06.771 Sir, this is not my product 02:01:06.813 --> 02:01:09.230 - He is the one who invented this - Nothing of that sort 02:01:09.271 --> 02:01:10.688 I take credit only for research 02:01:10.771 --> 02:01:13.688 Santhosh was my catalyst 02:01:13.855 --> 02:01:16.521 And all thanks to my first love Rukku from Oothukuli 02:01:16.563 --> 02:01:18.188 I love you, Rukku I love you 02:01:18.271 --> 02:01:19.980 You made your dream come true, Santhosh 02:01:20.021 --> 02:01:21.271 - All the best - Thank you, sir 02:01:21.313 --> 02:01:22.855 - 'Give us your check soon' - Thank you 02:01:22.896 --> 02:01:23.896 Okay, sir 02:01:23.980 --> 02:01:25.813 - Proceed with formalities - Okay, done 02:01:31.230 --> 02:01:32.313 Santhosh 02:01:34.188 --> 02:01:35.521 I don't like staying here 02:01:35.813 --> 02:01:37.313 I want to settle down in USA 02:01:38.271 --> 02:01:41.188 You have full responsibility of your company just as you wished 02:01:42.438 --> 02:01:43.771 - Take care - Santhosh 02:01:44.021 --> 02:01:46.480 My family life is successful thanks to your magic pill 02:01:46.896 --> 02:01:49.230 If my company should be successful I need you by my side 02:01:49.271 --> 02:01:52.480 MJ, how long will you play football with someone else's foot? 02:01:53.230 --> 02:01:55.271 To hit a goal, you must stand on your own feet 02:01:55.813 --> 02:01:58.313 The moment you were scared of your company being shut down 02:01:58.355 --> 02:02:00.896 Right then you have become fully eligible to run your firm 02:02:00.980 --> 02:02:02.188 I will keep in touch 02:02:02.980 --> 02:02:04.063 Smile please 02:02:04.480 --> 02:02:05.563 - Bye - Santhosh 02:02:05.896 --> 02:02:06.896 Santo- 02:02:07.438 --> 02:02:08.480 Sa- 02:02:10.896 --> 02:02:12.730 Sir, I need some time 02:02:12.813 --> 02:02:15.688 I don't have the mood or mindset to think of an apt concept 02:02:15.771 --> 02:02:17.605 - I'll definitely- - Shivani 02:02:17.896 --> 02:02:19.688 Shivani, I need 2 minutes of your time 02:02:21.980 --> 02:02:23.521 You have nothing to say to me 02:02:23.771 --> 02:02:26.146 Every time you spoke to me only agenda was to trick me 02:02:26.355 --> 02:02:28.480 You don't know anything else but that 02:02:29.105 --> 02:02:30.813 I don't even want to see your face 02:02:31.146 --> 02:02:33.313 You gave me many chances every time I lied to you 02:02:33.730 --> 02:02:36.355 I'm asking for only 2 minutes to speak straight from my heart 02:02:36.396 --> 02:02:37.855 You are refusing to hear me out 02:02:38.730 --> 02:02:41.063 Shivani, you know in our advertisement field 02:02:41.230 --> 02:02:42.730 You can grow tall with this drink 02:02:42.771 --> 02:02:44.271 Become fair if you apply this cream 02:02:44.313 --> 02:02:46.980 With this underwear, you can fly in midair and bash up 10 thugs 02:02:47.021 --> 02:02:48.105 Are all those ads true? 02:02:49.146 --> 02:02:50.188 No, right? 02:02:50.230 --> 02:02:52.313 Just to boost up our product and promote it 02:02:52.480 --> 02:02:53.980 We garnish it with all these lies 02:02:54.438 --> 02:02:57.813 Similarly I felt it is not a crime to speak a few lies to promote love 02:02:58.980 --> 02:03:00.813 I lied saying I am a scientist's son 02:03:01.646 --> 02:03:03.271 But the love I professed is not a lie 02:03:04.855 --> 02:03:06.771 I wanted to make you laugh with tears of joy 02:03:07.021 --> 02:03:08.730 But I made you shed tears of sadness 02:03:09.480 --> 02:03:11.730 I am really sorry for hurting you 02:03:13.563 --> 02:03:14.813 This is yours 02:03:24.188 --> 02:03:25.188 I'm leaving now 02:03:56.188 --> 02:03:57.521 'Santhosh, urgent' 02:03:57.646 --> 02:03:59.271 'You must return to India immediately' 02:04:31.896 --> 02:04:32.980 What happened? 02:04:33.105 --> 02:04:34.563 - Shivani? - You...? 02:04:34.980 --> 02:04:36.063 Why did you come here? 02:04:36.105 --> 02:04:38.105 I don't want to see you Get out of here 02:04:38.146 --> 02:04:39.813 - Don't touch me - Hey! No 02:04:40.271 --> 02:04:41.480 - Excuse me - Go 02:04:42.021 --> 02:04:43.896 - Shivani, listen to me - Don't talk to me, go 02:04:43.980 --> 02:04:45.105 What happened? 02:04:45.146 --> 02:04:46.896 Hey! Look at me 02:04:47.063 --> 02:04:48.646 'Look what you did to me' 02:04:50.813 --> 02:04:52.063 Congrats! 02:04:52.105 --> 02:04:54.605 Didn't even invite me for your wedding Who is your husband? 02:04:54.646 --> 02:04:56.313 - I'll kill you - Is he the one? 02:04:56.396 --> 02:04:57.730 - Silence please - Hello, sir 02:04:58.146 --> 02:04:59.688 He is in the dark about this, huh? 02:04:59.855 --> 02:05:02.063 I conceived thanks to you 02:05:03.021 --> 02:05:04.355 He is my doctor 02:05:04.438 --> 02:05:05.646 Yes, doctor 02:05:05.688 --> 02:05:07.605 - Are you this patient's attender? - Yes 02:05:07.646 --> 02:05:09.271 Her contractions have increased 02:05:09.313 --> 02:05:10.355 'Call her husband' 02:05:10.396 --> 02:05:12.730 We can wheel her into OT only after he signs his consent 02:05:12.771 --> 02:05:14.105 Husband? I'll call him at once 02:05:14.146 --> 02:05:15.896 Hey! I can't bear the pain 02:05:15.980 --> 02:05:17.896 Be patient, don't I have to bring your husband? 02:05:17.980 --> 02:05:19.146 I can't wait, da 02:05:19.230 --> 02:05:21.063 Now, right now I'll bring him here 02:05:21.146 --> 02:05:23.313 Aiyo! Doctor, he is my husband! 02:05:24.563 --> 02:05:26.021 'Then sign your consent' 02:05:26.896 --> 02:05:28.563 Sister, bring her to the theater 02:05:29.605 --> 02:05:30.605 Wheel her in carefully 02:05:30.646 --> 02:05:32.355 'Let me come back and get even with you' 02:05:33.438 --> 02:05:34.980 'Santhosh, look at me' 02:05:35.063 --> 02:05:37.480 Look this side Happy head to toe, eh? 02:05:37.563 --> 02:05:39.980 - Enjoy with this sweet - I should be giving you a sweet 02:05:40.021 --> 02:05:41.605 Help yourself I'll tell you why 02:05:41.646 --> 02:05:43.355 Don't pick the 'soan papdi' 02:05:43.396 --> 02:05:45.896 Glutton! I don't want your sweet What's the special occasion? 02:05:45.980 --> 02:05:48.355 - I am a father because of you - Because of me? 02:05:48.438 --> 02:05:50.688 Thanks to Blockbuster being a boon in my life 02:05:50.730 --> 02:05:51.730 I have 4 children 02:05:51.771 --> 02:05:53.605 2 means your babies 02:05:53.646 --> 02:05:55.646 4-5 is equal to a litter! 02:06:11.521 --> 02:06:14.480 Who has gifted this old duck with a dozen bangles? 02:06:14.521 --> 02:06:15.813 Heyyy! 02:06:16.105 --> 02:06:17.855 Come on, darling 02:06:21.188 --> 02:06:23.396 I am not used to draping a 'dhoti', babe 02:06:23.438 --> 02:06:24.563 Achacho! 02:06:26.896 --> 02:06:28.771 Our scientist Vaali 02:06:29.063 --> 02:06:31.063 Let's hop, skip and jump with love 02:06:31.105 --> 02:06:32.563 Giving me an adrenalin rush 02:06:32.605 --> 02:06:34.688 Kovai Express is towing Andhra Mail 02:06:34.771 --> 02:06:37.188 - My flower Pushpa darling - How disgusting can this get! 02:06:37.230 --> 02:06:39.646 Santhosh, thank you for connecting me to happiness 02:06:39.771 --> 02:06:45.021 Both of burst and bonded in the Blockbuster you introduced 02:06:45.063 --> 02:06:47.063 Is this really needed in your middle age? 02:06:47.855 --> 02:06:48.855 Love is blind 02:06:48.896 --> 02:06:50.396 But we have 100/100 vision 02:06:50.438 --> 02:06:52.688 Aiyo! We are forced to look at all this lovey-dov- 02:06:52.813 --> 02:06:54.855 Newborn baby cries 02:06:54.980 --> 02:06:56.396 Move, I want to see first 02:06:56.438 --> 02:06:58.521 Aiyo! Twin babies 02:06:58.563 --> 02:06:59.563 Move aside 02:06:59.605 --> 02:07:00.896 Don't touch my babies 02:07:12.896 --> 02:07:15.271 'You have the world's luckiest twins!' 02:07:15.355 --> 02:07:17.896 'Witnessing their dad marrying their mom' 02:07:17.980 --> 02:07:19.355 Sweet memories, take a sweet 02:07:19.396 --> 02:07:20.521 - Soan papdi - Shut up! 02:07:20.563 --> 02:07:21.855 - Wait, 'soan papdi' - What? 02:07:21.896 --> 02:07:23.480 - I need to know a truth - What truth? 02:07:23.521 --> 02:07:25.271 What is happening here? 02:07:25.313 --> 02:07:26.396 What's your age? 02:07:26.480 --> 02:07:27.480 My age? Middle age 02:07:27.521 --> 02:07:28.646 Middle age! 02:07:28.688 --> 02:07:29.896 4...4...4 02:07:29.980 --> 02:07:31.188 - What's your age? - Young age 02:07:31.230 --> 02:07:32.230 Young, huh? 02:07:32.271 --> 02:07:33.438 2...2 02:07:33.480 --> 02:07:35.313 4 + 2 is 6, right? 02:07:35.355 --> 02:07:37.063 Four babies are missing 02:07:37.105 --> 02:07:38.105 4 missing 02:07:38.188 --> 02:07:39.688 4 babies of Santhosh are missing 02:07:39.771 --> 02:07:41.313 No one is miss and none missing 02:07:41.355 --> 02:07:43.896 Doctor, 4 babies of Santhosh are missing 02:07:43.980 --> 02:07:45.480 Have you hidden them here, dear? 02:07:45.521 --> 02:07:46.730 No...no 02:07:46.771 --> 02:07:48.980 Okay, 4 missing 02:07:49.105 --> 02:07:50.396 Forget Santhosh's 4 babies 02:07:50.438 --> 02:07:51.605 Where's your 4? 02:07:52.188 --> 02:07:54.188 True, where are my 4 babies? 02:07:54.438 --> 02:07:55.688 - I don't get it - Eurekha! 02:07:55.771 --> 02:07:56.771 Where? 02:07:56.813 --> 02:07:58.146 - What, dear? - Here 02:07:59.688 --> 02:08:01.063 'Happy Ending'