WEBVTT 00:03:51.646 --> 00:03:54.771 align:center Hey! Camera is waiting to roll Coconut broken for an auspicious beginning 00:03:54.771 --> 00:03:56.980 align:center We haven't started to shoot Where have you disappeared? 00:03:57.021 --> 00:03:59.730 align:center You saw our boss's teaser Like the 10-headed Ravana 00:03:59.771 --> 00:04:02.646 align:center How was it? Scorching effect like our GVM-STR combo? 00:04:02.688 --> 00:04:04.271 align:center Kindly zip your lips, no? 00:04:04.396 --> 00:04:06.146 align:center You should like a broken record 00:04:06.188 --> 00:04:07.813 align:center What about the stunt men I asked you? 00:04:07.855 --> 00:04:09.563 align:center Santosh said he will get it done 00:04:09.605 --> 00:04:11.813 align:center All guys, good evening everybody 00:04:11.855 --> 00:04:13.438 align:center My shoe will hit you like a frisbee! 00:04:13.521 --> 00:04:14.771 align:center Sleepy Joe! 00:04:14.771 --> 00:04:18.521 align:center Treat a senior co-director with respect 00:04:18.605 --> 00:04:19.855 align:center HEYYYYY! 00:04:22.355 --> 00:04:24.271 align:center Your respect comes from over there 00:04:24.313 --> 00:04:25.355 align:center Who is he? 00:04:26.188 --> 00:04:27.438 align:center 'Can't you recognize him?' 00:04:27.521 --> 00:04:28.771 align:center Stunt master 00:04:28.855 --> 00:04:30.813 align:center He looks like an outdated band master 00:04:31.438 --> 00:04:34.105 align:center Fraud film maker Ganesh 00:04:38.730 --> 00:04:40.896 align:center Ganesh, look down, man 00:04:41.021 --> 00:04:42.146 align:center Where is Santosh? 00:04:42.188 --> 00:04:44.896 align:center "Fee fie foe fum I smell the blood of a stinky scum" 00:04:45.063 --> 00:04:46.480 align:center 'He sprayed my face' 00:04:46.688 --> 00:04:48.813 align:center Hey! Where is Santosh, I say? 00:04:48.855 --> 00:04:51.355 align:center 'Santosh' is everywhere I mean 'happiness' 00:04:51.438 --> 00:04:52.730 align:center We don't pay heed to it 00:04:52.771 --> 00:04:53.938 align:center "Hare Rama" 00:04:53.980 --> 00:04:55.688 align:center Citizen of Kailasa island! 00:04:55.771 --> 00:04:58.813 align:center Where is Santosh who works in an advertising agency? 00:04:58.896 --> 00:05:01.646 align:center Spit whatever you're chewing He's asking you a question 00:05:02.521 --> 00:05:04.688 align:center How dare you dump me on the ground! 00:05:04.771 --> 00:05:06.271 align:center Whether my mouth turns red or not 00:05:06.313 --> 00:05:08.771 align:center Your gums will be bleeding nonstop 00:05:09.021 --> 00:05:11.271 align:center Making fun of me with your 'fee fie foe fum'? 00:05:12.188 --> 00:05:14.188 align:center You've hit me You'll face the repercussion 00:05:14.313 --> 00:05:15.730 align:center Lock up all the gates, boys 00:05:15.771 --> 00:05:18.771 align:center Call sheet till 2 a.m today Fight sequence whole night through 00:05:18.771 --> 00:05:21.396 align:center Circle him and beat him to a pulp 00:05:21.438 --> 00:05:23.021 align:center I'll bash you, pipsqueak! 00:05:23.105 --> 00:05:25.188 align:center - Hey! Let go - Shut your bloody gob 00:05:25.355 --> 00:05:27.313 align:center You are squeezing my neck 00:05:27.355 --> 00:05:28.896 align:center Don't squash me 00:05:28.980 --> 00:05:30.105 align:center Oh gawd! 00:05:31.730 --> 00:05:34.021 align:center Santosh bro is here! 00:05:50.063 --> 00:05:51.313 align:center Can't see anyone, boss? 00:05:52.896 --> 00:05:55.355 align:center "Kick, if you mess with us We are a different team dangerous" 00:05:55.438 --> 00:05:58.063 align:center "Kick...your game will be Shaken to the core fully" 00:05:58.105 --> 00:05:59.771 align:center "If Kick itself creates a ruckus-" 00:05:59.938 --> 00:06:01.646 align:center - Thanks, buddy - All the best, bro 00:06:05.980 --> 00:06:07.105 align:center Hey! 00:06:07.188 --> 00:06:09.521 align:center Look how our boss is making a grand entry 00:06:17.938 --> 00:06:20.313 align:center You squashed my head till now in between your thighs 00:06:20.355 --> 00:06:22.063 align:center My leader is here to squeeze you dry 00:06:22.105 --> 00:06:24.730 align:center "Some come dumb bum Gum rum lumpsum" 00:06:24.771 --> 00:06:26.480 align:center Look how he'll make mincemeat out of you 00:06:26.521 --> 00:06:28.730 align:center I believe you manhandled my boy in my absence 00:06:28.771 --> 00:06:30.355 align:center Try hitting now 00:06:31.188 --> 00:06:32.896 align:center Try your luck once more? 00:06:33.688 --> 00:06:34.688 align:center 'Does it hurt?' 00:06:34.730 --> 00:06:36.896 align:center He wagged his tongue too much in my absence 00:06:36.938 --> 00:06:39.438 align:center I wanted to get thugs to bash him That's why I used you 00:06:39.480 --> 00:06:42.396 align:center If you brought us goons to hit him he made a goon out of you! 00:06:42.438 --> 00:06:43.938 align:center Hey! What? 00:06:43.980 --> 00:06:46.605 align:center From a batter commercial to spices 00:06:46.730 --> 00:06:49.313 align:center From Lip-guard to Itch-guard 00:06:49.355 --> 00:06:51.855 align:center From paste to paint 00:06:51.896 --> 00:06:53.563 align:center If you grab all the advertisements 00:06:53.646 --> 00:06:54.896 align:center What do you want us to do? 00:06:55.313 --> 00:06:56.646 align:center Lick your left overs? 00:06:56.771 --> 00:06:58.563 align:center Do we stand, simper and walk away? 00:06:58.605 --> 00:07:01.688 align:center No one is wearing underwears ever since lockdown 00:07:02.063 --> 00:07:04.063 align:center Who will watch your underwear commercial? 00:07:04.105 --> 00:07:07.105 align:center You are squirming right from when you came Are you wearing an underwear? 00:07:07.146 --> 00:07:08.855 align:center Look at his prompt dig down under! 00:07:08.938 --> 00:07:10.313 align:center Egg pancake head! 00:07:10.396 --> 00:07:11.771 align:center I pay you and you praise him! 00:07:11.771 --> 00:07:12.855 align:center Go, bash him 00:07:12.938 --> 00:07:13.938 align:center Move it! 00:07:13.980 --> 00:07:15.146 align:center Bash him 00:07:21.146 --> 00:07:23.146 align:center Wait, let me get energized with some sugarcane 00:07:23.271 --> 00:07:24.980 align:center "Take the notes Put the beat" 00:07:25.188 --> 00:07:26.396 align:center Quite rotten! 00:07:26.938 --> 00:07:28.105 align:center Nab him 00:07:28.188 --> 00:07:29.563 align:center Take him right in 00:07:29.855 --> 00:07:31.438 align:center Let go of me 00:07:34.271 --> 00:07:36.688 align:center Director Rohit Shetty has done this in 'Golmaal' already, man 00:07:36.730 --> 00:07:38.563 align:center Is that so? Stick his head in 00:07:39.563 --> 00:07:40.855 align:center He slipped away like an eel 00:07:40.896 --> 00:07:42.896 align:center Cockroach head! Go and get him 00:07:43.688 --> 00:07:44.813 align:center Move aside 00:07:45.730 --> 00:07:47.313 align:center You can't escape from me 00:07:48.980 --> 00:07:50.355 align:center Don't tickle me 00:07:56.563 --> 00:07:59.146 align:center Don't...don't spin me like a carousel! 00:07:59.188 --> 00:08:01.146 align:center I feel dizzy My other hand is sprained 00:08:01.188 --> 00:08:02.688 align:center I'll make mincemeat out of- 00:08:06.855 --> 00:08:08.688 align:center "Take the notes Put the beat" 00:08:08.855 --> 00:08:10.980 align:center Hey...hey! Don't do this 00:08:20.605 --> 00:08:22.688 align:center Why are you inspecting my butt? Go and hit him 00:08:22.730 --> 00:08:24.480 align:center Bash him up, you useless bull! 00:08:46.938 --> 00:08:48.021 align:center Does it hurt? 00:08:49.813 --> 00:08:51.021 align:center Hurting too much? 00:08:51.813 --> 00:08:52.896 align:center [whistling] 00:08:55.271 --> 00:08:56.313 align:center Feel better now? 00:08:57.188 --> 00:08:58.188 align:center Quick Cure 00:08:58.396 --> 00:08:59.438 align:center [whistling] 00:09:00.605 --> 00:09:01.688 align:center Quick Cure Lotion 00:09:06.521 --> 00:09:08.146 align:center Lift it slightly you'll resemble KGF hero! 00:09:08.188 --> 00:09:09.771 align:center 'I won't spare you' 00:09:10.438 --> 00:09:11.563 align:center 'What is this doll?' 00:09:11.605 --> 00:09:14.313 align:center - Hit...hit - It keeps hatching! 00:09:14.521 --> 00:09:16.188 align:center Is this also your commercial? 00:09:17.188 --> 00:09:18.271 align:center One more nested inside! 00:09:21.855 --> 00:09:23.021 align:center Hello, sir 00:09:24.896 --> 00:09:26.188 align:center Ouch!! 00:09:28.021 --> 00:09:30.105 align:center Think you've got away from my clutches? 00:09:30.146 --> 00:09:31.313 align:center I won't let you go scot-free 00:09:31.396 --> 00:09:34.063 align:center Kadappa Gajendran and Quarry Kumar are bring their sand loads 00:09:34.105 --> 00:09:35.771 align:center Harbor Antony All top cats will come 00:09:35.771 --> 00:09:39.605 align:center I'll reduce you to sand and dust I'll show you the name of the game 00:09:40.188 --> 00:09:43.730 align:center I don't care if you'll show me hockey, cricket or football 00:09:43.771 --> 00:09:46.021 align:center But before that show your face to them 00:09:47.146 --> 00:09:48.855 align:center Don't...don't hit me 00:09:48.938 --> 00:09:50.021 align:center [whistling] 00:09:52.480 --> 00:09:53.521 align:center Quick Cure 00:09:54.563 --> 00:09:55.605 align:center [whistling] 00:09:56.730 --> 00:09:58.063 align:center Quick Cure Lotion 00:09:58.521 --> 00:10:00.188 align:center Our brand says it all! 00:10:02.105 --> 00:10:03.146 align:center Quick Cure 00:10:04.146 --> 00:10:05.480 align:center Ad has come out real well, sir 00:10:05.521 --> 00:10:07.188 align:center Every foot of the footage is realistic 00:10:07.271 --> 00:10:09.188 align:center Every kick is original, sir 00:10:09.313 --> 00:10:11.605 align:center - Is that so? - Why overact? 00:10:11.771 --> 00:10:13.063 align:center Please proceed 00:10:13.105 --> 00:10:14.730 align:center - All the best - Thank you, sir 00:10:17.730 --> 00:10:20.646 align:center Santosh, you cleverly manhandled the man who came to hassle you 00:10:20.688 --> 00:10:23.521 align:center You converted it into a commercial and made money out of it, eh? 00:10:23.563 --> 00:10:25.146 align:center You are soooper talented, buddy 00:10:25.188 --> 00:10:28.813 align:center With his structure, scars, scabs I could have used him for 300 products 00:10:28.855 --> 00:10:31.271 align:center I'm feeling bad I used him for just 1 brand 00:10:33.688 --> 00:10:36.855 align:center Even if we eat in style with spoon and fork in a 5 star hotel 00:10:36.938 --> 00:10:38.438 align:center To stop at a roadside eatery 00:10:38.480 --> 00:10:43.855 align:center And be served hot dosa straight from the 'tawa' and eating with our hand 00:10:45.605 --> 00:10:46.646 align:center Soooper! 00:10:59.188 --> 00:11:00.355 align:center What are you doing? 00:11:00.480 --> 00:11:02.105 align:center Trash has to go into a trash can! 00:11:02.146 --> 00:11:04.980 align:center Does my fancy car worth 15 million seem like a trash can in your eyes? 00:11:05.021 --> 00:11:07.188 align:center You look like seasoned globetrotter 00:11:07.313 --> 00:11:08.688 align:center Will you do this abroad? 00:11:09.188 --> 00:11:12.313 align:center Please understand we didn't get our freedom to dirty our roads, sir 00:11:12.396 --> 00:11:15.271 align:center As an elderly gentleman you should set an example to us 00:11:15.313 --> 00:11:17.605 align:center Fine, it was my fault Please forgive me 00:11:17.646 --> 00:11:19.021 align:center This cannot be forgiven, sir 00:11:19.063 --> 00:11:21.063 align:center Drop me at my office on the way, okay? 00:11:22.271 --> 00:11:24.938 align:center You shouldn't be travelling alone in this big a car 00:11:25.021 --> 00:11:27.396 align:center Can I take my family with me to work? 00:11:27.521 --> 00:11:30.396 align:center We shouldn't use man power and machine power unnecessarily 00:11:30.438 --> 00:11:32.771 align:center If we are doing so we should utilize it to the maximum 00:11:32.771 --> 00:11:35.313 align:center - That's why we resort to car pool - Pooling, huh? 00:11:35.396 --> 00:11:37.313 align:center Car pool means using the same car 00:11:37.355 --> 00:11:39.938 align:center Different people go in the same route together 00:11:39.980 --> 00:11:41.688 align:center Money and fuel will be saved 00:11:41.730 --> 00:11:43.146 align:center Even pollution can be controlled 00:11:43.188 --> 00:11:47.480 align:center You are so straight-forward, perfect, and with such social awareness 00:11:47.521 --> 00:11:48.605 align:center Where do you work? 00:11:48.688 --> 00:11:49.980 align:center I work in an ad agency 00:11:50.855 --> 00:11:52.063 align:center 'Hi friends' 00:11:52.105 --> 00:11:54.188 align:center 'This is my new watch' 00:11:54.271 --> 00:11:55.896 align:center 'Bought in Korukkupet' 00:11:55.938 --> 00:11:57.771 align:center 'This is my new dress' 00:11:57.813 --> 00:11:59.980 align:center 'I bought it in Ranganathan street' 00:12:00.063 --> 00:12:02.480 align:center 'And this is my new slipper' 00:12:02.521 --> 00:12:03.813 align:center Made in Pondy Bazaar 00:12:03.855 --> 00:12:05.271 align:center This is me 00:12:05.563 --> 00:12:07.396 align:center My name is Pus-pa 00:12:07.438 --> 00:12:09.563 align:center Fire Pushpa 00:12:11.188 --> 00:12:15.396 align:center This won't light up when I want it to But some day or the other it will 00:12:15.563 --> 00:12:17.646 align:center I have come to meet my brother now 00:12:17.730 --> 00:12:19.438 align:center He terrorizes everyone 00:12:19.480 --> 00:12:21.188 align:center I am terrified of him 00:12:21.271 --> 00:12:22.480 align:center Anna...? 00:12:22.563 --> 00:12:23.730 align:center Bro...? 00:12:24.771 --> 00:12:26.771 align:center 'Oh gawd! Bad timing' 00:12:26.813 --> 00:12:28.605 align:center 'Nothing will go as planned' 00:12:28.646 --> 00:12:29.730 align:center 'My misfortune!' 00:12:29.771 --> 00:12:31.896 align:center 'Look, this is my elder brother' 00:12:31.938 --> 00:12:33.480 align:center He's sissy 00:12:33.521 --> 00:12:36.355 align:center I mean he's the bossy boss! 00:12:36.438 --> 00:12:37.730 align:center But I...! 00:12:38.896 --> 00:12:40.646 align:center I boss this boss 00:12:40.688 --> 00:12:42.980 align:center You know me I am Pus-pa 00:12:43.021 --> 00:12:44.646 align:center [mumbling nonsense] 00:12:47.146 --> 00:12:48.771 align:center Fire, Pushpa 00:12:48.855 --> 00:12:51.146 align:center - Morning, madam - Morning...morning 00:12:51.688 --> 00:12:52.855 align:center Real pain in the neck 00:12:53.146 --> 00:12:55.438 align:center Making 'biriyani' without lighting the stove! 00:12:55.521 --> 00:12:58.980 align:center Already we don't get any ad thanks to your obsession for justice and fair play 00:12:59.021 --> 00:13:01.563 align:center - What is this, sir? - But if you club with her 00:13:01.605 --> 00:13:03.771 align:center We will have to shut down, mind you! 00:13:03.855 --> 00:13:08.063 align:center If you try to douse this fire you'll fuse out of action 00:13:08.105 --> 00:13:10.605 align:center Shivani, why are you chatting with him? 00:13:10.646 --> 00:13:11.980 align:center Come up with me 00:13:15.105 --> 00:13:16.105 align:center What's this? 00:13:16.188 --> 00:13:18.021 align:center You call this a storyboard? 00:13:18.480 --> 00:13:21.188 align:center I wanted it colorful like a birthday greeting 00:13:21.355 --> 00:13:23.771 align:center This is in black & white Like an obituary notice 00:13:23.813 --> 00:13:25.146 align:center What is a story board? 00:13:25.855 --> 00:13:28.021 align:center It should be like a map to the mind 00:13:28.355 --> 00:13:30.855 align:center Style description Shot description 00:13:30.896 --> 00:13:32.438 align:center I don't need any bull shit 00:13:33.105 --> 00:13:37.188 align:center You promised a soooper concept if I buy you booze on a rainy day like this 00:13:37.313 --> 00:13:40.396 align:center This is like college students doodling on the walls of their loo 00:13:40.438 --> 00:13:43.271 align:center We were discussing the concept for that car advertisement 00:13:43.313 --> 00:13:45.771 align:center What's the connection between any concept and the final ad? 00:13:45.771 --> 00:13:48.271 align:center Soap commercials show only girls in a bathtub 00:13:48.313 --> 00:13:49.605 align:center Men never bathe, eh? 00:13:49.646 --> 00:13:51.938 align:center A lungi ad shows the model coming out of a helicopter! 00:13:51.980 --> 00:13:54.063 align:center What is the link between a helicopter and a 'lungi'? 00:13:54.105 --> 00:13:55.938 align:center We don't need a concept for any advertisement 00:13:55.980 --> 00:13:59.021 align:center Find out who is the marketing head of this car company 00:13:59.063 --> 00:14:00.438 align:center Check out his weakness 00:14:00.521 --> 00:14:03.146 align:center Tell me where he lives and all the details about him 00:14:03.188 --> 00:14:04.313 align:center I'll handle the rest 00:14:06.855 --> 00:14:08.271 align:center 'This is Casio' 00:14:08.396 --> 00:14:10.730 align:center 'Marketing head of Akhila car company' 00:14:10.771 --> 00:14:12.355 align:center 'He has 3 weaknesses' 00:14:12.480 --> 00:14:16.063 align:center '1st is girls, 2nd is women 3rd is also ladies!' 00:14:16.188 --> 00:14:17.396 align:center Naughty girl! 00:14:17.813 --> 00:14:19.105 align:center Beautiful 00:14:19.396 --> 00:14:20.771 align:center - Gold? - Yeah 00:14:21.021 --> 00:14:22.771 align:center - How many carats? - 24 00:14:22.771 --> 00:14:23.980 align:center Sweetie! 00:14:24.688 --> 00:14:26.355 align:center - Byeee - Bye 00:14:26.396 --> 00:14:27.938 align:center Hello...hello Yes...yes 00:14:28.021 --> 00:14:30.021 align:center I'll check and revert 00:14:30.105 --> 00:14:31.105 align:center Okay 00:14:31.271 --> 00:14:32.396 align:center Excuse me 00:14:32.563 --> 00:14:35.438 align:center Fresh lime juice with crushed ice 00:14:35.480 --> 00:14:37.396 align:center Real cold, okay? 00:14:37.730 --> 00:14:39.896 align:center 1 second I'll call you back 00:14:41.980 --> 00:14:46.313 align:center Hey! I asked you to send me model for a bra AD commercial 00:14:46.480 --> 00:14:48.688 align:center I asked for the models in vogue in Bombay 00:14:48.730 --> 00:14:51.063 align:center You've sent me 'vada pav' faces 00:14:51.105 --> 00:14:52.146 align:center Shit! 00:14:52.188 --> 00:14:53.730 align:center You know who is a perfect model? 00:14:53.771 --> 00:14:57.188 align:center If you splash water on her head in 1/4 second it should slide to her feet 00:14:57.313 --> 00:14:58.646 align:center 'Soft & silky structure' 00:14:58.688 --> 00:15:00.188 align:center Like this Arabian horse 00:15:00.271 --> 00:15:02.980 align:center Do me this favor Book Sunny Leone 00:15:04.480 --> 00:15:05.730 align:center - What happened? - Nothing 00:15:05.771 --> 00:15:07.396 align:center - The horse gallopped away - Okay! 00:15:07.438 --> 00:15:09.938 align:center No, a slight disturbance here You go ahead and book, okay 00:15:10.188 --> 00:15:13.105 align:center Bro, are you an ad film maker? 00:15:13.146 --> 00:15:15.521 align:center - Yes - When is that 'pura' ad releasing? 00:15:15.605 --> 00:15:17.730 align:center Why are your pupils popping out of their sockets? 00:15:19.063 --> 00:15:20.063 align:center Brother 00:15:20.396 --> 00:15:24.688 align:center I am the marketing head of Akhila Car Company 00:15:24.771 --> 00:15:27.105 align:center Can you shoot a commercial for our company? 00:15:27.188 --> 00:15:29.480 align:center I'm very busy in this bra ad 00:15:29.605 --> 00:15:32.146 align:center Can't you push the bra? 00:15:32.188 --> 00:15:33.771 align:center Won't that be too vulgar? 00:15:33.855 --> 00:15:36.438 align:center Aiyo! I meant your shooting 00:15:36.480 --> 00:15:38.771 align:center I heard you mention an Arabian horse 00:15:38.813 --> 00:15:41.896 align:center Can you make a glamorous ad using that horse as theme? 00:15:43.188 --> 00:15:44.730 align:center I am on a tight schedule now 00:15:44.771 --> 00:15:47.313 align:center Why don't you attend the party in Mahabs this evening? 00:15:47.396 --> 00:15:49.521 align:center All the way there? Will pretty girls be attending? 00:15:49.605 --> 00:15:51.146 align:center Biriyani must have meat 00:15:51.188 --> 00:15:52.605 align:center Party should have girls as feast 00:16:03.313 --> 00:16:05.646 align:center "Hey! Look at sir Awesome avatar!" 00:16:07.063 --> 00:16:09.438 align:center "Hey! Smart and savvy sir Our favorite star" 00:16:10.688 --> 00:16:15.438 align:center "Hey! Sir is crystal clear If it is Saturday, he will be here" 00:16:21.688 --> 00:16:26.480 align:center "Hey! Sir is a popular figure If it is Saturday, he is here" 00:16:27.188 --> 00:16:31.896 align:center "He holds a special degree in entertainment university" 00:16:33.396 --> 00:16:36.980 align:center "His words are sugary sweet On dot like a sticker real neat" 00:16:37.146 --> 00:16:40.521 align:center "When his magic wand he displays in every heart he finds a place" 00:16:40.563 --> 00:16:44.105 align:center "King of humor Royal stature" 00:16:44.188 --> 00:16:46.271 align:center "Saturday is coming" 00:16:47.938 --> 00:16:50.063 align:center "Meet me in the evening" 00:16:51.646 --> 00:16:55.396 align:center "Night fully drumming We don't need the morning" 00:17:08.313 --> 00:17:11.438 align:center "Sheelaaaa!" 00:17:11.896 --> 00:17:14.313 align:center "She-la...she-la...sheela" 00:17:15.646 --> 00:17:17.771 align:center "Saturday is coming" 00:17:19.313 --> 00:17:21.355 align:center "Meet me in the evening" 00:17:37.438 --> 00:17:41.021 align:center "Ask me whatever you want please" 00:17:41.063 --> 00:17:44.646 align:center "Touch me wherever and tease" 00:17:46.730 --> 00:17:50.188 align:center "The way you looked at me sent me on a hiccupping spree" 00:17:50.313 --> 00:17:53.938 align:center "Your witty words so funny made me half crazy half loony" 00:17:54.730 --> 00:17:58.146 align:center "Seer fish swimming in the water Cast your net to catch her" 00:17:58.188 --> 00:18:01.605 align:center "This missy wooing you with wine Take her on a rhapsody ride divine" 00:18:01.688 --> 00:18:05.188 align:center "King of action &humor Regal route to pleasure" 00:18:05.271 --> 00:18:07.105 align:center "Saturday is coming" 00:18:07.146 --> 00:18:08.688 align:center "1-2-3-4" 00:18:08.771 --> 00:18:10.980 align:center "Meet me in the evening" 00:18:12.688 --> 00:18:16.480 align:center "Night fully drumming We don't need the morning" 00:18:29.188 --> 00:18:31.438 align:center "Sheelaaaa!" 00:18:32.896 --> 00:18:35.271 align:center "She-la...she-la...sheela" 00:18:36.646 --> 00:18:38.730 align:center "Saturday is coming" 00:18:40.396 --> 00:18:42.396 align:center "Meet me in the evening" 00:18:44.396 --> 00:18:46.521 align:center "Saturday is coming" 00:18:46.771 --> 00:18:49.146 align:center [humming] 00:18:49.771 --> 00:18:51.771 align:center [humming] 00:18:51.771 --> 00:18:53.146 align:center Hi sir Excuse me 00:18:53.188 --> 00:18:54.188 align:center Wait 00:18:54.271 --> 00:18:56.063 align:center Whisky, brandy, rum, repeat 00:18:56.105 --> 00:18:57.771 align:center - Serve the drinks, quick - No, sir 00:18:57.813 --> 00:19:00.646 align:center I'm Shivani, Macwell company's Marketing and creative head 00:19:00.688 --> 00:19:02.563 align:center - You in fact- - Too late, my dear 00:19:02.646 --> 00:19:04.438 align:center We've given the ad to MJ company 00:19:04.480 --> 00:19:05.480 align:center Oh! No 00:19:05.563 --> 00:19:07.688 align:center At least take a look at my story board 00:19:07.771 --> 00:19:09.271 align:center I have based it on the card design- 00:19:09.313 --> 00:19:11.730 align:center Why buy a ticket for a train that has departed? Go...go 00:19:14.646 --> 00:19:17.105 align:center Hello? Inform the bar of my booze order 00:19:17.188 --> 00:19:18.771 align:center 'Why are you glaring at me? Go' 00:19:20.438 --> 00:19:23.563 align:center Casio fell for a cabaret dance, huh? 00:19:23.813 --> 00:19:26.771 align:center - Great! That is great - Huh?! 00:19:27.146 --> 00:19:29.313 align:center I hinted to you on that day 00:19:29.396 --> 00:19:33.438 align:center People have protested and succeeded in our advertisement industry 00:19:33.480 --> 00:19:35.188 align:center Even won through revolutions 00:19:35.271 --> 00:19:38.396 align:center But Santosh from MJ company 00:19:38.563 --> 00:19:41.396 align:center He has a knack of finding the client's weakness and winning 00:19:41.438 --> 00:19:42.605 align:center He is a genius 00:19:42.646 --> 00:19:44.480 align:center What are you saying? 00:19:44.563 --> 00:19:47.938 align:center He's feeding crap to a pig and you are praising him? 00:19:48.021 --> 00:19:50.438 align:center You expect him to feed pizza to a pig? 00:19:50.480 --> 00:19:53.813 align:center You should know a pig's preferences That is Santosh's signature 00:19:53.855 --> 00:19:55.855 align:center He's great Real genius! 00:19:55.896 --> 00:19:58.605 align:center - You and your praises! - How can you compliment our competitor? 00:19:58.646 --> 00:19:59.771 align:center What do you want me to do? 00:19:59.813 --> 00:20:02.605 align:center Only today you have laid the foundation to build your house 00:20:02.646 --> 00:20:07.188 align:center He has built the house and erected the canopy for the house warming function 00:20:07.271 --> 00:20:11.813 align:center You may have brain power in designing concepts for advertisements 00:20:11.855 --> 00:20:15.896 align:center He is soooper smart in getting any contract signed and sealed 00:20:15.938 --> 00:20:17.771 align:center What is wrong in that? 00:20:18.021 --> 00:20:20.605 align:center But I must say this I sympathize with you 00:20:20.730 --> 00:20:22.688 align:center This will be your fate if you work with her 00:20:22.771 --> 00:20:24.730 align:center Hey bro! What? 00:20:24.771 --> 00:20:26.938 align:center How is she jinxed if she joins with me, da? 00:20:27.021 --> 00:20:28.938 align:center Don't you 'da' me disrespectfully, di 00:20:28.980 --> 00:20:30.855 align:center Why should I respect you, trash of a tramp! 00:20:30.896 --> 00:20:36.146 align:center Did your ad company become a hit as much as my videos in 'reel' app? 00:20:36.188 --> 00:20:38.438 align:center You praise him for his dedication 00:20:38.521 --> 00:20:41.605 align:center You think he is clever and pile up compliments sky-high 00:20:41.646 --> 00:20:43.188 align:center Letting your tongue run, idiot! 00:20:43.271 --> 00:20:44.646 align:center I won't let this go, sir 00:20:44.896 --> 00:20:48.771 align:center I'll complain to the Ad Council and give a hard time to MJ company 00:20:49.021 --> 00:20:50.188 align:center I'll teach them a lesson 00:20:59.771 --> 00:21:00.771 align:center MJ 00:21:01.980 --> 00:21:04.563 align:center Look at him lying here like a half wrapped 'shwarma' roll! 00:21:05.021 --> 00:21:06.438 align:center MJ 00:21:07.188 --> 00:21:08.188 align:center Hamsa...? 00:21:08.730 --> 00:21:10.688 align:center Forever humming Hamsa's name 00:21:10.771 --> 00:21:14.355 align:center I know you got married late in life Feasting on dessert morning and noon, too? 00:21:14.396 --> 00:21:16.188 align:center Bull! Only cold showers! 00:21:18.646 --> 00:21:20.771 align:center Inner wear is draped out here 00:21:20.813 --> 00:21:23.146 align:center Don't know where the actual dresses are strewn! 00:21:23.188 --> 00:21:25.771 align:center You have the A certificate stamped on your forehead 00:21:25.771 --> 00:21:27.146 align:center Acting dewy eyed and innocent?! 00:21:27.188 --> 00:21:30.146 align:center Your wife may walk out of the shower draped in a towel, I'm leaving 00:21:30.188 --> 00:21:31.355 align:center She won't come out now 00:21:31.396 --> 00:21:32.688 align:center Then will you go in? 00:21:32.730 --> 00:21:34.563 align:center Bath tub romance, eh? 00:21:34.646 --> 00:21:36.146 align:center Careful, you may have a love-stroke! 00:21:36.188 --> 00:21:37.730 align:center Don't let your imagination run wild 00:21:38.188 --> 00:21:40.313 align:center She fought with me and went to her mother's house 00:21:40.355 --> 00:21:41.980 align:center What monkey tricks were you up to? 00:21:42.021 --> 00:21:43.188 align:center I'm not a monkey! 00:21:43.271 --> 00:21:44.563 align:center It was all your doing 00:21:44.688 --> 00:21:45.688 align:center Me...?! 00:21:57.480 --> 00:21:58.771 align:center Call yourself a humanbeing? 00:21:58.771 --> 00:22:01.480 align:center Why do you need a wife or a family of your own? 00:22:01.521 --> 00:22:02.855 align:center What happened, Hamsa? 00:22:03.146 --> 00:22:05.355 align:center From the street vendor to a contractor 00:22:05.396 --> 00:22:07.813 align:center Everyone is having a dig at me 00:22:07.980 --> 00:22:09.188 align:center Aiyaiyo! 00:22:09.271 --> 00:22:10.771 align:center Owner hasn't driven the car yet 00:22:10.771 --> 00:22:13.063 align:center Have random chaps driven and parked it in the shed? 00:22:13.105 --> 00:22:15.188 align:center - Not that - Then what is the matter, dear? 00:22:15.271 --> 00:22:18.063 align:center How could you commit such a heartless crime? 00:22:18.105 --> 00:22:19.938 align:center How did you have the heart? 00:22:19.980 --> 00:22:21.313 align:center Hear me out 00:22:21.355 --> 00:22:23.313 align:center I haven't made the slightest mistake with you 00:22:23.355 --> 00:22:25.271 align:center How could I have played around outside? 00:22:25.313 --> 00:22:28.605 align:center To get orders for his company your husband is a seasoned hustler 00:22:28.688 --> 00:22:31.563 align:center Everyone is asking me 'Whom did he ask you to butter up?' 00:22:31.646 --> 00:22:33.105 align:center May they burn in hell 00:22:33.146 --> 00:22:35.271 align:center Look, my dear Hamsa My precious 58 kilo gem 00:22:35.313 --> 00:22:36.980 align:center It will always be you and me are 'we' 00:22:37.063 --> 00:22:40.063 align:center - I won't let anyone else call me 'darling' - Don't touch me! 00:22:40.855 --> 00:22:43.771 align:center I don't want to see you ever again I'm going to my mother's house 00:22:43.813 --> 00:22:44.855 align:center Hamsa! 00:22:44.896 --> 00:22:47.021 align:center Look at your darling bubbling with youth and vigor 00:22:47.063 --> 00:22:48.521 align:center Satiate my youthful hunger 00:22:48.563 --> 00:22:49.646 align:center Get lost! 00:22:50.271 --> 00:22:51.396 align:center Bloody scoundrel! 00:22:51.438 --> 00:22:54.105 align:center You shot an advertisement making a female dance half dressed 00:22:54.146 --> 00:22:57.688 align:center Due to idle gossip my wife spat on my face and walked out in a huff 00:22:58.521 --> 00:23:00.730 align:center Saliva has dried so fast Do you have dry skin issue? 00:23:01.188 --> 00:23:03.355 align:center My life is in pieces and you joke about my skin! 00:23:03.396 --> 00:23:07.105 align:center MJ, I know tom cats waiting to play when mickey mouse is away 00:23:07.188 --> 00:23:08.438 align:center You are crying over this? 00:23:08.480 --> 00:23:10.980 align:center That is for a man who has bought a brand new car 00:23:11.021 --> 00:23:13.063 align:center And driven it to his heart's content 00:23:13.771 --> 00:23:15.980 align:center I haven't even removed the plastic cover on my car seat! 00:23:16.021 --> 00:23:17.855 align:center You can rip it later Get me a 'full' 00:23:17.896 --> 00:23:19.188 align:center What...booze? 00:23:19.396 --> 00:23:21.146 align:center Not only did my wife walk out thanks to you 00:23:21.188 --> 00:23:22.480 align:center Has your maid also left? 00:23:23.771 --> 00:23:28.188 align:center A girl named Shivani has complained against our company in the Ad Council 00:23:28.271 --> 00:23:29.896 align:center You are drowning me in a sea of trouble 00:23:29.938 --> 00:23:31.980 align:center Oh! Double trouble, huh? 00:23:32.063 --> 00:23:33.730 align:center Then I need a double dose of booze 00:23:33.771 --> 00:23:35.063 align:center HEY!! 00:23:35.105 --> 00:23:37.438 align:center 'Take your debit card and come to VR Mall in Anna Nagar' 00:23:51.188 --> 00:23:54.605 align:center "This fighter-cock of a cool chick Waiting to pounce double quick" 00:23:57.146 --> 00:24:00.938 align:center "She hits on me, so cleverly Selling a dummy to me" 00:24:03.563 --> 00:24:07.313 align:center "I came with the intent to steal But she made me use a putty to seal" 00:24:09.521 --> 00:24:15.438 align:center "O peacock in your blue finery" 00:24:15.563 --> 00:24:21.146 align:center "I almost had a heart attack momentary" 00:24:21.271 --> 00:24:24.438 align:center "With her sidelong glances; inviting she made me flirt with her; enticing" 00:24:24.480 --> 00:24:27.355 align:center "My darling princess Don't chew me to pieces" 00:24:27.396 --> 00:24:30.396 align:center "Love of my life for eternity Don't kill me with your beauty" 00:24:30.438 --> 00:24:33.438 align:center "My addiction beyond reason Don't send me to prison" 00:24:33.480 --> 00:24:36.271 align:center "My forever fascination" 00:25:00.105 --> 00:25:05.855 align:center "Femme fatale is she head to toe Gives me a high like liquor in toto" 00:25:05.980 --> 00:25:11.730 align:center "She sticks to me like a sticker Every ball she hits is a sixer" 00:25:12.896 --> 00:25:18.521 align:center "Like gold plated jewelry we stand in melted glory" 00:25:18.855 --> 00:25:24.355 align:center "O' gift box, I'm an eager dude waiting spellbound to unwrap you" 00:25:24.521 --> 00:25:27.396 align:center "My darling princess Don't chew me to pieces" 00:25:27.480 --> 00:25:30.521 align:center "Love of my life for eternity Don't kill me with your beauty" 00:25:30.563 --> 00:25:33.521 align:center "My addiction beyond reason Don't send me to prison" 00:25:33.605 --> 00:25:36.480 align:center "My forever fascination" 00:25:44.730 --> 00:25:47.146 align:center Let's go and check that shop 00:25:48.771 --> 00:25:50.146 align:center 'Titanic' pose is cool, eh? 00:25:50.188 --> 00:25:51.188 align:center Let go of me 00:25:51.271 --> 00:25:52.271 align:center MJ 00:25:52.771 --> 00:25:53.813 align:center Look over there 00:25:53.855 --> 00:25:55.563 align:center Just once, ma'am For my sake 00:25:55.605 --> 00:25:58.355 align:center How tempting is she! Like an unopened wine bottle!! 00:25:58.396 --> 00:26:00.938 align:center - That's a real waste - Shivani, you're refusing to listen to me 00:26:00.980 --> 00:26:02.188 align:center - Come - Wine bottle? 00:26:02.271 --> 00:26:03.938 align:center She's an empty disinfectant bottle 00:26:04.021 --> 00:26:05.355 align:center - I'm not coming - Let's go 00:26:05.396 --> 00:26:07.355 align:center - Which one do you mean? - Left side 00:26:07.396 --> 00:26:08.605 align:center Okay...okay 00:26:08.688 --> 00:26:10.105 align:center No...right 00:26:10.188 --> 00:26:11.563 align:center We'll go to the shop you like 00:26:11.605 --> 00:26:13.146 align:center If she falls for me 00:26:13.271 --> 00:26:17.313 align:center My life will bubble with laughter like wine mixed into a can of beer 00:26:17.605 --> 00:26:19.938 align:center Your happiness will subside rock bottom 00:26:20.563 --> 00:26:21.563 align:center Why so? 00:26:21.646 --> 00:26:24.271 align:center She is Shivani who complained against our company 00:26:24.730 --> 00:26:25.771 align:center Oh! 00:26:26.813 --> 00:26:28.188 align:center - Hello - Hello? 00:26:28.313 --> 00:26:30.146 align:center Is this Shivani of Macwell Ad agency? 00:26:30.188 --> 00:26:31.355 align:center Yes and you are...? 00:26:31.438 --> 00:26:35.188 align:center We want you to shoot an ad for our company and that too with Dhoni 00:26:35.980 --> 00:26:37.646 align:center Client wants an ad with cricketer Dhoni 00:26:37.688 --> 00:26:39.355 align:center Dhoni, huh? Talk...clinch it 00:26:39.396 --> 00:26:41.313 align:center Sir, can I know about your product? 00:26:41.355 --> 00:26:42.730 align:center Ox tail soup 00:26:43.396 --> 00:26:44.730 align:center Ox tail soup, huh? 00:26:44.771 --> 00:26:45.938 align:center Did I hear that right? 00:26:46.021 --> 00:26:48.813 align:center Dhoni gets out in the very 1st ball 00:26:48.980 --> 00:26:51.938 align:center He comes to my grandma's stall and drinks oxtail soup 00:26:51.980 --> 00:26:53.813 align:center Wipes his mouth in his collar in Dhoni style 00:26:53.855 --> 00:26:55.896 align:center Every ball after that he hits only a six 00:26:55.938 --> 00:26:58.021 align:center Drink oxtail soup It will be a sixer scoop 00:26:58.063 --> 00:26:59.688 align:center Swings his bat in front of the camera 00:26:59.730 --> 00:27:02.605 align:center Sir, we don't shoot ads on oxtail soups 00:27:02.646 --> 00:27:04.646 align:center We can't go for goat tail soup just to please you 00:27:04.688 --> 00:27:05.980 align:center Dai! Who the hell are you? 00:27:06.063 --> 00:27:07.855 align:center How can you be so rude to your customer? 00:27:07.938 --> 00:27:09.855 align:center We have an 'egg bonda' ad lined up 00:27:09.938 --> 00:27:12.688 align:center If you are so disrespectful we'll hand it to your competitor Santosh 00:27:12.730 --> 00:27:14.480 align:center Dai! You are Santosh on the line, right? 00:27:14.563 --> 00:27:15.605 align:center That bugger, huh? 00:27:16.355 --> 00:27:20.105 align:center Sweetypie, were you chatting me up knowing I'm your boyfriend? 00:27:20.188 --> 00:27:23.688 align:center You misused a girl and got a contract Aren't you ashamed of yourself? 00:27:23.730 --> 00:27:26.480 align:center You didn't have the brains to get it Aren't you ashamed of yourself? 00:27:26.521 --> 00:27:27.563 align:center Shut up! 00:27:28.480 --> 00:27:29.896 align:center Why are you so rude to a girl? 00:27:29.938 --> 00:27:31.813 align:center - He's going overboard - Let me handle him 00:27:31.896 --> 00:27:33.771 align:center She's calling again Watch me in action 00:27:33.771 --> 00:27:36.105 align:center Santosh, you don't know to tackle this properly 00:27:36.188 --> 00:27:39.021 align:center You should treat a girl gently, like a flower, let me handle her 00:27:39.105 --> 00:27:40.688 align:center - Hellooo - Bloody fellow! 00:27:40.855 --> 00:27:43.105 align:center Will you spew words out of your mouth as you like? 00:27:43.146 --> 00:27:45.605 align:center Words from mouth is speech What comes from the nose is breath! 00:27:45.646 --> 00:27:47.813 align:center - Morning walk in Marina beach - Get lost, you leach 00:27:47.896 --> 00:27:50.855 align:center Hey! If I ever get hold of you 00:27:50.896 --> 00:27:53.396 align:center I'll punch your nose and you can never breathe again 00:27:53.438 --> 00:27:55.105 align:center How dare you say you'll break my nose 00:27:55.146 --> 00:27:57.771 align:center If I get hold of you and make you crave for mangoes! 00:27:58.021 --> 00:27:59.688 align:center Go to hell! 00:27:59.771 --> 00:28:02.313 align:center Are you stringing violence with your mouth? 00:28:02.355 --> 00:28:04.146 align:center Why is your every word a bloody sword?! 00:28:04.188 --> 00:28:05.688 align:center Meet me face to face 00:28:05.730 --> 00:28:06.771 align:center I'll smash your face 00:28:06.771 --> 00:28:09.021 align:center You said we should treat a girl like a flower! 00:28:09.063 --> 00:28:11.313 align:center Santosh! Don't butt in 00:28:11.355 --> 00:28:13.813 align:center She shouldn't be treated like a flower...f...fu- 00:28:13.855 --> 00:28:16.355 align:center Come...bloody tramp! 00:28:17.105 --> 00:28:18.188 align:center Goodness! 00:28:18.896 --> 00:28:20.188 align:center I swear I'll kick- 00:28:21.313 --> 00:28:22.438 align:center Listen to her 00:28:24.730 --> 00:28:26.313 align:center Why are you yelling nonstop? 00:28:26.355 --> 00:28:28.021 align:center - Listen again - Needs censor, boss! 00:28:28.063 --> 00:28:29.146 align:center You have to listen 00:28:29.188 --> 00:28:31.021 align:center Ooooh! Aaaah!! Ouch!!! 00:28:31.146 --> 00:28:32.896 align:center She is maligning my entire family! 00:28:32.938 --> 00:28:34.938 align:center The groom is waiting Let's get going 00:28:34.980 --> 00:28:36.146 align:center Why waste time? 00:28:36.188 --> 00:28:38.521 align:center Listen to every single syllable and tell me in toto 00:28:40.813 --> 00:28:42.313 align:center Relax, ma'am 00:28:42.355 --> 00:28:43.938 align:center Why do you take him so seriously? 00:28:43.980 --> 00:28:44.980 align:center Forget it 00:28:45.063 --> 00:28:46.605 align:center Hi...hi...hi 00:28:46.646 --> 00:28:48.521 align:center Young girls I'm Gowri Shankar 00:28:48.563 --> 00:28:50.771 align:center - Sorry, am I late? - Too late! 00:28:50.896 --> 00:28:53.688 align:center Luckily I came here before the inauspicious time passes 00:28:53.730 --> 00:28:56.396 align:center Are you ready to tie the wedding knot? 00:28:56.438 --> 00:28:57.605 align:center Yes, madam 00:28:57.646 --> 00:28:59.146 align:center I like the girl very much 00:29:00.480 --> 00:29:01.646 align:center Right...left 00:29:01.688 --> 00:29:04.480 align:center Madam, excuse me Will you exchange your seats? 00:29:04.521 --> 00:29:06.563 align:center - Why? - Sit and I'll explain 00:29:06.605 --> 00:29:08.813 align:center This weirdo is coming up with a new concept! 00:29:08.938 --> 00:29:12.063 align:center Bride was sitting all this while in the seat of authority 00:29:12.146 --> 00:29:14.938 align:center Those sitting in that side will be very assertive 00:29:15.313 --> 00:29:18.730 align:center Because the wife shouldn't boss over the husband 00:29:19.021 --> 00:29:20.521 align:center - Oho! - Oh! 00:29:20.605 --> 00:29:22.688 align:center Have you decided I'm your wife? 00:29:22.730 --> 00:29:24.146 align:center It is confirmed 00:29:24.271 --> 00:29:28.730 align:center I decided as soon as I saw your front and back 00:29:31.021 --> 00:29:32.230 align:center Front okay 00:29:33.271 --> 00:29:34.480 align:center What does the back signify? 00:29:34.521 --> 00:29:38.146 align:center I saw her name and date of birth written on the back of her photo 00:29:38.271 --> 00:29:40.271 align:center Her date of birth adds to 7 00:29:40.438 --> 00:29:43.813 align:center - Mine too adds to 7 - Weirdo! 00:29:43.855 --> 00:29:45.605 align:center Amitabh Bachan Jaya Bachan 00:29:45.730 --> 00:29:46.771 align:center And 00:29:46.813 --> 00:29:47.855 align:center Priyanka Chopra 00:29:47.938 --> 00:29:49.938 align:center - Nick Jones - Soooper combination! 00:29:49.980 --> 00:29:53.646 align:center Date of birth for all of them adds to number 7 00:29:55.063 --> 00:29:58.646 align:center So according to you a happy life depends on the number? 00:29:58.730 --> 00:30:01.271 align:center Okay? But I don't believe in numbers 00:30:01.313 --> 00:30:02.730 align:center I need someone who believes in me! 00:30:02.771 --> 00:30:03.896 align:center - Oh! - 'Heard that?' 00:30:03.938 --> 00:30:05.980 align:center He needn't have studied extensively 00:30:06.021 --> 00:30:07.896 align:center - Okay - He should have studied human beings 00:30:07.938 --> 00:30:09.855 align:center 'He doesn't seem like a human being, dear' 00:30:09.938 --> 00:30:15.146 align:center "You stand sweet and single I look for you everywhere to mingle" 00:30:15.438 --> 00:30:21.021 align:center "You swing like a swing gracefully Dance with me in my dream, girlie" 00:30:22.146 --> 00:30:27.646 align:center "I will somersault and love you to the utmost ultimate level new" 00:30:28.271 --> 00:30:33.313 align:center "Why do you torture me like an android phone daily?" 00:30:33.813 --> 00:30:38.146 align:center "My darling girlie I will sit on you most willingly" 00:30:38.771 --> 00:30:40.063 align:center What was she talking about? 00:30:40.105 --> 00:30:42.563 align:center Her husband to be should never lie it seems 00:30:42.605 --> 00:30:44.230 align:center You know only to lie! 00:30:44.730 --> 00:30:46.271 align:center He should never cheat anyone 00:30:46.313 --> 00:30:48.063 align:center Cheating is your profession! 00:30:48.521 --> 00:30:49.730 align:center Not touch booze it seems 00:30:50.646 --> 00:30:53.438 align:center You bought booze illegally during lockdown! 00:30:53.480 --> 00:30:54.980 align:center Santosh, listen to me carefully 00:30:55.146 --> 00:30:56.355 align:center Gap between that girl and you 00:30:56.396 --> 00:30:58.688 align:center Forget an escalator Even a helicopter can't help you 00:31:01.438 --> 00:31:03.646 align:center Hoarding layers of negative energy 00:31:03.688 --> 00:31:05.896 align:center How do you hang around with me so cheerfully? 00:31:08.521 --> 00:31:11.896 align:center Girls know to list out their demands But they don't know to take a decision 00:31:14.521 --> 00:31:17.730 align:center - Hey Santosh! - I was just thinking of you 00:31:18.063 --> 00:31:19.855 align:center You shouldn't forget me till you die 00:31:20.271 --> 00:31:21.771 align:center I'll humiliate you to that exent 00:31:21.980 --> 00:31:24.146 align:center - What happened? - I like that innocent question! 00:31:24.646 --> 00:31:25.855 align:center You misused me 00:31:25.938 --> 00:31:28.563 align:center You made me dance in front of your client promising me a chance 00:31:28.605 --> 00:31:29.730 align:center Just to clinch your ad deal 00:31:29.730 --> 00:31:30.730 align:center 'Listen, Santosh' 00:31:30.771 --> 00:31:32.855 align:center Shivani madam told me all about you 00:31:33.438 --> 00:31:36.230 align:center I've raised a complaint against your company to the Ad Council 00:31:36.355 --> 00:31:37.896 align:center 'You bloody rascal!' 00:31:37.938 --> 00:31:39.855 align:center - Do what you want - Listen to me, 1 minute 00:31:39.896 --> 00:31:41.063 align:center Get lost! 00:31:41.313 --> 00:31:43.396 align:center Shivani and Sheela have ganged up? 00:31:43.438 --> 00:31:44.730 align:center What is your next move? 00:31:46.063 --> 00:31:48.855 align:center You are world's most potent poison and I hang around with you 00:31:48.896 --> 00:31:50.480 align:center Can't I handle her? 00:31:54.521 --> 00:31:55.646 align:center Hi Sheelu 00:31:55.896 --> 00:31:57.230 align:center Flowers for you 00:32:00.980 --> 00:32:02.063 align:center Coffee? 00:32:05.230 --> 00:32:06.521 align:center Here's your phone 00:32:08.313 --> 00:32:10.896 align:center You'll be mighty careful with your possessions! 00:32:11.605 --> 00:32:13.021 align:center You bloody cheat! 00:32:13.105 --> 00:32:15.146 align:center You deceived me and made me dance, right? 00:32:15.271 --> 00:32:17.980 align:center Did I make you dance in my grandma's funeral? 00:32:18.146 --> 00:32:20.105 align:center Do you know that man's clout? 00:32:20.396 --> 00:32:22.521 align:center Do you know how many ads he has produced? 00:32:22.730 --> 00:32:23.813 align:center No 00:32:23.855 --> 00:32:25.438 align:center Then I can say anything boldly 00:32:25.480 --> 00:32:28.605 align:center Sheela, he is the leading head in the marketing scenario 00:32:28.646 --> 00:32:31.271 align:center Only he is the decision maker as to who should act in which ad 00:32:31.313 --> 00:32:33.021 align:center For your information He asked me your # 00:32:33.063 --> 00:32:34.271 align:center I was the one who refused 00:32:34.313 --> 00:32:35.813 align:center - Why? - Because 00:32:35.938 --> 00:32:41.146 align:center I've planned to use you as my model for a huge brand with excessive products 00:32:41.563 --> 00:32:43.146 align:center Then how will I give him your #? 00:32:43.230 --> 00:32:45.938 align:center - Hey Santu, will I be your model? - Of course 00:32:46.230 --> 00:32:48.813 align:center But you listened to her in haste and messed it up big time 00:32:49.063 --> 00:32:51.355 align:center What's her name? Er...Shivani 00:32:51.771 --> 00:32:53.521 align:center She is jealous with a capital J 00:32:53.605 --> 00:32:57.021 align:center Jealous I was using such a beautiful model and I had clinched a prestigious deal 00:32:57.146 --> 00:32:58.771 align:center She twisted it and you fell for it 00:32:59.480 --> 00:33:01.021 align:center Forget her We can deal with her 00:33:01.063 --> 00:33:02.521 align:center What is this commercial? 00:33:02.605 --> 00:33:05.105 align:center - What ad- - What brand? 00:33:05.230 --> 00:33:07.146 align:center - I can't- - What is the name? 00:33:07.355 --> 00:33:08.771 align:center - I have to- - Which product? 00:33:08.813 --> 00:33:10.355 align:center Why are you thinking too much? 00:33:10.396 --> 00:33:13.021 align:center Chee...chee...chee! Why am I even thinkin- 00:33:16.521 --> 00:33:17.688 align:center Blockbuster 00:33:19.521 --> 00:33:22.063 align:center - Blockbuster? - Yes! Blockbuster 00:33:22.313 --> 00:33:25.146 align:center - Never heard of it - You are their sole model 00:33:25.355 --> 00:33:26.355 align:center Really? 00:33:26.396 --> 00:33:27.480 align:center Blockbuster? 00:33:27.521 --> 00:33:29.063 align:center - Wow! - Thank you, Santosh 00:33:29.105 --> 00:33:30.230 align:center I love you! 00:33:30.271 --> 00:33:33.230 align:center Everyone is asking me if I have some joyous news to share 00:33:33.355 --> 00:33:35.146 align:center What to do, dear? I sold all my assets 00:33:35.230 --> 00:33:38.355 align:center I have tried acupuncture, ayurvedic and allopathy medicine 00:33:38.396 --> 00:33:39.813 align:center Nothing is bearing fruit 00:33:39.855 --> 00:33:41.605 align:center Blame it on my blessed fate! 00:33:42.105 --> 00:33:43.105 align:center Why not? 00:33:43.146 --> 00:33:45.813 align:center This is the cure to change your dream and desire 00:33:45.855 --> 00:33:46.855 align:center Blockbuster! 00:33:48.730 --> 00:33:51.980 align:center Eat blockbuster Go on a rollercoaster! 00:33:52.355 --> 00:33:53.938 align:center Why are you hitting me? 00:33:53.980 --> 00:33:55.855 align:center Don't you have sisters? 00:33:55.896 --> 00:33:56.980 align:center I had once upon a time 00:33:57.021 --> 00:33:58.688 align:center They passed over due to corona 00:33:58.730 --> 00:34:01.896 align:center Don't you have common sense how to treat women? 00:34:02.021 --> 00:34:04.146 align:center - Idiot! - What is the problem, madam? 00:34:04.230 --> 00:34:06.146 align:center He pinched my waist, sir 00:34:06.230 --> 00:34:07.730 align:center - No, sir - This man? 00:34:07.980 --> 00:34:11.021 align:center He has one foot in the grave Did he pinch your waist? 00:34:11.146 --> 00:34:12.480 align:center Not today, sir 00:34:12.730 --> 00:34:16.855 align:center On August 6th in 1976 00:34:16.896 --> 00:34:18.730 align:center Under Kannagi statue in Marina beach 00:34:18.771 --> 00:34:21.271 align:center At 10:10:10 seconds 00:34:21.396 --> 00:34:23.521 align:center He pinched my waist and ran away 00:34:23.563 --> 00:34:25.813 align:center Do you still remember what he did decades ago? 00:34:25.896 --> 00:34:28.230 align:center Blockbuster Multigrain Instant Drink Mix 00:34:28.313 --> 00:34:29.355 align:center Detergent soap 00:34:29.396 --> 00:34:30.896 align:center Green tea Milk powder 00:34:32.730 --> 00:34:34.605 align:center We've done all the ads except Phenyl 00:34:34.771 --> 00:34:36.813 align:center Whose # do I add in the scrolling below? 00:34:36.855 --> 00:34:39.021 align:center Give that waste MJ's number 00:34:39.105 --> 00:34:40.480 align:center Cut it Sheelaaa! 00:34:40.521 --> 00:34:41.938 align:center Soooper! 00:34:42.146 --> 00:34:44.105 align:center Mind blowing performance, Sheela 00:34:44.146 --> 00:34:49.105 align:center Mark my words, all the Bollywood heroes will open their mouth like a gold fish 00:34:49.396 --> 00:34:51.521 align:center - Really? - Of course to spit they have to 00:34:51.563 --> 00:34:53.980 align:center - Aahh? - You'll be most wanted in Hindi films 00:34:54.021 --> 00:34:56.146 align:center - Choose a trustworthy manager - Shall I volunteer? 00:34:56.271 --> 00:34:57.355 align:center Hey! Get lost 00:34:58.146 --> 00:35:00.813 align:center Sheela, this is a small gift for you 00:35:00.855 --> 00:35:02.480 align:center It's a platinum chain 00:35:02.521 --> 00:35:05.605 align:center Will you withdraw the complaint you made to the ad council 00:35:05.730 --> 00:35:06.855 align:center Don't worry I'll handle that 00:35:06.938 --> 00:35:08.396 align:center So sweet Pack up! 00:35:08.438 --> 00:35:10.146 align:center If a scorpion stings we can bear the pain 00:35:10.230 --> 00:35:12.105 align:center But hair fall? We just can't bear it 00:35:12.355 --> 00:35:14.230 align:center Permanent solution to a bald head 00:35:14.480 --> 00:35:15.938 align:center Blockbuster hair oil 00:35:16.230 --> 00:35:17.605 align:center Just apply it on your scalp 00:35:17.646 --> 00:35:21.063 align:center Mottai Rajendran kind of head will look like T.Rajendran's head 00:35:22.688 --> 00:35:23.938 align:center Brilliant! 00:35:24.063 --> 00:35:26.480 align:center Sheela, you've complained against MJ Company 00:35:26.521 --> 00:35:27.563 align:center 'Elaborate' 00:35:27.605 --> 00:35:30.438 align:center The marketing head lured you with a false promise 00:35:30.480 --> 00:35:33.688 align:center Misused you by forcing you to dance in front of everyone 00:35:33.730 --> 00:35:35.355 align:center Isn't that true? Tell us about it 00:35:35.396 --> 00:35:36.855 align:center 'Why are you staring like an owl?' 00:35:36.896 --> 00:35:38.771 align:center Sheela, what are you waiting for? 00:35:38.896 --> 00:35:41.646 align:center Tell with conviction We are there for you 00:35:41.771 --> 00:35:43.646 align:center Tell them the whole truth, Sheela 00:35:43.688 --> 00:35:45.688 align:center Don't be scared We are here to support you 00:35:47.688 --> 00:35:50.313 align:center Sir, I've modelled for ever so many companies 00:35:50.355 --> 00:35:54.146 align:center After working with ad maker Santosh in his MJ Company 00:35:54.271 --> 00:35:56.396 align:center My career has reached a different height 00:35:56.730 --> 00:35:58.146 align:center Soooper company! 00:35:59.021 --> 00:36:01.396 align:center Sheela, what's wrong with you? 00:36:01.480 --> 00:36:02.646 align:center Shivani! 00:36:02.771 --> 00:36:04.646 align:center Why are you interrupting when she's talking? 00:36:04.688 --> 00:36:06.355 align:center - Allow her to talk - That's right 00:36:06.396 --> 00:36:07.563 align:center Ma'am, she is ly- 00:36:07.605 --> 00:36:09.563 align:center Don't butt in Keep quiet 00:36:09.605 --> 00:36:10.730 align:center 'Sheela, continue' 00:36:10.813 --> 00:36:14.355 align:center MJ company did not misuse me in any manner or occasion 00:36:14.646 --> 00:36:17.730 align:center In fact they selected me in their commercials 00:36:17.813 --> 00:36:20.063 align:center They have made me their brand ambassador 00:36:21.396 --> 00:36:22.896 align:center You just now watched that ad 00:36:22.938 --> 00:36:24.480 align:center Don't believe all this 00:36:24.521 --> 00:36:25.646 align:center This is a fake ad 00:36:25.688 --> 00:36:27.980 align:center She has spoken out of sheer fear 00:36:28.021 --> 00:36:29.480 align:center Why should I be scared? 00:36:29.521 --> 00:36:31.896 align:center - Then why did you complain, Shivani? - Sir, because- 00:36:31.980 --> 00:36:33.646 align:center Professional jealousy 00:36:33.730 --> 00:36:35.855 align:center - Whaaat?! - Some people misguided me 00:36:35.896 --> 00:36:37.230 align:center No...no, sir 00:36:37.271 --> 00:36:40.938 align:center This is why I've come in person to clarify without any misunderstanding 00:36:40.980 --> 00:36:43.813 align:center Some companies don't even pay properly 00:36:44.271 --> 00:36:47.146 align:center But MJ company along with my payment 00:36:47.230 --> 00:36:49.938 align:center - Gifted me this platinum chain - Don't bend too much, girl! 00:36:49.980 --> 00:36:51.646 align:center Take a good look 00:36:51.688 --> 00:36:52.938 align:center - 'Looks good?' - Wow! 00:36:52.980 --> 00:36:54.813 align:center New design Look at this 00:36:54.855 --> 00:36:56.271 align:center Can't take my eyes off! 00:36:56.313 --> 00:36:57.521 align:center She baited all of them 00:36:57.563 --> 00:36:58.605 align:center Sheela 00:36:58.730 --> 00:37:01.771 align:center What is the pendent on your chain? 00:37:01.855 --> 00:37:03.646 align:center - To top it all, huh? - Cat pendent 00:37:03.688 --> 00:37:04.730 align:center Meow! 00:37:04.855 --> 00:37:07.021 align:center No need cat Change it 00:37:07.105 --> 00:37:08.730 align:center I love cats 00:37:10.063 --> 00:37:12.605 align:center Mine is an elephant 00:37:13.021 --> 00:37:14.396 align:center Put it back in 00:37:14.730 --> 00:37:16.521 align:center Elephant, pot and what not! 00:37:16.730 --> 00:37:18.396 align:center Gold polish has worn off, dear 00:37:18.438 --> 00:37:20.730 align:center - This is platinum, dear - Most important! 00:37:20.730 --> 00:37:22.813 align:center This is cat, that's elephant Stop showing off! 00:37:22.896 --> 00:37:23.938 align:center Listen to me 00:37:23.980 --> 00:37:27.105 align:center Don't give a complaint and then somersault 00:37:27.146 --> 00:37:28.855 align:center Do you know why I pardoned you? 00:37:28.938 --> 00:37:31.396 align:center Only one thing on you caught my fancy 00:37:31.563 --> 00:37:32.605 align:center STOP! 00:37:32.646 --> 00:37:33.688 align:center Not just one 00:37:33.855 --> 00:37:35.521 align:center - Two things caught my eye - 'That's all?' 00:37:35.563 --> 00:37:36.646 align:center What are they? 00:37:36.688 --> 00:37:39.396 align:center One is the chain Another is the pendent 00:37:39.480 --> 00:37:41.688 align:center - True that - Gawd! Graphic detail! 00:37:42.271 --> 00:37:45.730 align:center Don't waste council's time believing random people 00:37:50.146 --> 00:37:52.021 align:center Young teenager and a wild boar 00:37:52.063 --> 00:37:53.105 align:center Zip zap zoom! 00:37:53.146 --> 00:37:54.521 align:center You run ahead in Mudhumalai forest 00:37:54.563 --> 00:37:56.938 align:center A wild boar chases you hot on your heels, this is the concept 00:37:56.980 --> 00:37:58.855 align:center - Brainless bozo - Worthless Jackson! 00:37:58.938 --> 00:37:59.980 align:center I'm taking off for a week 00:38:00.021 --> 00:38:01.355 align:center - Take care - Break, huh? 00:38:01.396 --> 00:38:03.146 align:center - Who gave you permission? - I 00:38:03.271 --> 00:38:05.896 align:center You know I go on a vacation as soon as I finish an assignment 00:38:06.063 --> 00:38:08.438 align:center I have taken so many ads I've never taken a break so far 00:38:08.480 --> 00:38:10.521 align:center Do you call what you shot as 'ad'?! 00:38:10.563 --> 00:38:11.730 align:center See, Mr Jackson 00:38:11.730 --> 00:38:13.313 align:center If the landlord is a bachelor 00:38:13.355 --> 00:38:15.605 align:center ...it doesn't mean the tenant should also be one 00:38:15.646 --> 00:38:19.021 align:center How will the landlord feel if the tenant is coochey-cooing with some female? 00:38:19.063 --> 00:38:21.396 align:center I told the maid not to come Just clean the loo 00:38:21.438 --> 00:38:23.105 align:center Total disrespect to your owner, eh? 00:38:23.146 --> 00:38:26.105 align:center I bought a belt because my pant is loose 00:38:26.146 --> 00:38:27.938 align:center That is stinging me turning into a snake! 00:38:28.021 --> 00:38:29.563 align:center Daddy! 00:38:30.271 --> 00:38:31.605 align:center 'Gorilla condoms' 00:38:31.688 --> 00:38:33.313 align:center 'Condoms used by gorillas' 00:38:33.396 --> 00:38:34.855 align:center 'You use the same' 00:38:34.938 --> 00:38:38.938 align:center 'Now a new ajinomoto flavor is available in all outlets' 00:38:38.980 --> 00:38:40.771 align:center Hi dad, did you watch my ad? 00:38:40.813 --> 00:38:41.938 align:center How is it? 00:38:43.521 --> 00:38:44.813 align:center Did you come in this cycle? 00:38:44.855 --> 00:38:47.480 align:center Won't you die till you reach 100? When will you give me your key? 00:38:47.521 --> 00:38:49.271 align:center Double decker dumbass! 00:38:49.438 --> 00:38:51.355 align:center Key is given only to an epileptic patient 00:38:51.396 --> 00:38:53.646 align:center A key can't help a brain stroke! 00:38:53.730 --> 00:38:55.980 align:center What is this bloody ad you have shot? 00:38:56.063 --> 00:38:59.855 align:center What do you mean taking a condom ad with gorillas instead of humans? 00:38:59.896 --> 00:39:01.980 align:center Appa, you don't realize the depth of this ad 00:39:02.021 --> 00:39:03.230 align:center What depth? 00:39:03.271 --> 00:39:04.730 align:center Even beasts take safety measures 00:39:04.771 --> 00:39:07.313 align:center Mankind, don't you have brains? That's my in-depth concept 00:39:07.355 --> 00:39:08.980 align:center We inject it into everyone's head 00:39:09.021 --> 00:39:10.771 align:center May thunder befall your injection 00:39:11.146 --> 00:39:12.688 align:center ISI idiot! 00:39:12.730 --> 00:39:16.855 align:center What will this gorilla reply if we ask, 'who gave you this condom'? 00:39:16.938 --> 00:39:18.021 align:center Gorilla, huh? 00:39:18.980 --> 00:39:20.438 align:center Damn you, son of a gorilla! 00:39:20.521 --> 00:39:22.063 align:center That makes you the gorilla! 00:39:22.480 --> 00:39:24.355 align:center I could've bought bananas for this monkey! 00:39:24.521 --> 00:39:25.938 align:center Sir...sir...sir 00:39:25.980 --> 00:39:27.563 align:center He'll change my form! 00:39:27.855 --> 00:39:30.355 align:center - He has shot it without any logic - Daddy 00:39:30.563 --> 00:39:31.980 align:center You shot an ad the other day 00:39:32.146 --> 00:39:34.730 align:center God is giving His devotee incense stick 00:39:34.813 --> 00:39:37.938 align:center Did anyone ask where or how God rolled those fragrant sticks? 00:39:37.980 --> 00:39:39.646 align:center You can't get magic if you look at logic 00:39:39.688 --> 00:39:40.813 align:center Shut up 00:39:41.396 --> 00:39:42.646 align:center Dumbass donkey! 00:39:42.688 --> 00:39:44.605 align:center Look at his huge background 00:39:44.813 --> 00:39:46.355 align:center I made a blunder the other day 00:39:46.396 --> 00:39:49.230 align:center I should have used the condom this gorilla used! 00:39:49.271 --> 00:39:51.521 align:center Santosh, can't you advise him? 00:39:51.646 --> 00:39:55.438 align:center Sir, your son is this company's managing director 00:39:55.521 --> 00:39:57.438 align:center I'm just an assistant director 00:39:57.480 --> 00:39:58.813 align:center How can I advise him? 00:40:00.605 --> 00:40:02.771 align:center - You saw for yourself? - Managing director? 00:40:02.896 --> 00:40:04.438 align:center Even this is okay 00:40:04.563 --> 00:40:05.563 align:center Last month 00:40:05.605 --> 00:40:08.938 align:center He shot a tooth brush advertisement with an old man who had lost all his teeth 00:40:09.105 --> 00:40:12.980 align:center He brushed his gums for an hour and a bloody river flowed out of his mouth! 00:40:13.605 --> 00:40:16.730 align:center I had more than 100 clients as long as I was the director of this company 00:40:16.730 --> 00:40:18.521 align:center Now it has dwindled down to 10 clients! 00:40:18.688 --> 00:40:20.813 align:center The day he set foot in my company 00:40:20.855 --> 00:40:23.521 align:center It is like some tortoise sneaked in at the wrong time and place 00:40:23.605 --> 00:40:24.855 align:center Sir, turn please 00:40:25.605 --> 00:40:27.605 align:center We can check if you have a shell on your back 00:40:27.688 --> 00:40:29.396 align:center Are you calling me a tortoise? 00:40:29.688 --> 00:40:32.480 align:center Daddy, he's calling your son a tortoise And you're keeping quiet 00:40:32.563 --> 00:40:34.105 align:center No, he's actually laughing 00:40:35.730 --> 00:40:37.730 align:center Hey! Son of a tortoise 00:40:37.771 --> 00:40:40.313 align:center Then you are the dad tortoise! 00:40:40.396 --> 00:40:42.021 align:center How were you born to me! 00:40:42.105 --> 00:40:44.063 align:center Daddy, you dug deep and sowed your seed 00:40:44.105 --> 00:40:46.146 align:center You are asking me 'how were you born?' 00:40:46.230 --> 00:40:47.271 align:center Brainless daddy! 00:40:47.355 --> 00:40:49.730 align:center He's saying it as if he was a fly on the wall!! 00:40:49.771 --> 00:40:51.146 align:center Hey! What is this? 00:40:51.230 --> 00:40:53.605 align:center Mike...Michael Jackson dance 00:40:53.646 --> 00:40:54.938 align:center Damn your Jackson! 00:40:55.021 --> 00:40:58.771 align:center You can't hold a match to even a single stone in his grave! 00:40:58.938 --> 00:41:02.521 align:center If you ape his costume and shake like you've been electrocuted 00:41:02.563 --> 00:41:04.146 align:center That won't make you Michael Jackson 00:41:04.230 --> 00:41:06.313 align:center Don't talk about current You are not current news 00:41:06.355 --> 00:41:09.980 align:center That's why you don't understand my costume, my attitude or my appearance 00:41:10.021 --> 00:41:11.896 align:center - I swear I will- - Yes, come on, kill me 00:41:11.938 --> 00:41:13.271 align:center Kill me...kill me...kill me 00:41:13.396 --> 00:41:15.271 align:center I shouldn't kill the child I gave birth to, eh? 00:41:15.313 --> 00:41:17.063 align:center - Correct, sir - My son, Santosh 00:41:17.105 --> 00:41:18.146 align:center I can't din sense into him 00:41:18.230 --> 00:41:20.938 align:center During my lifetime I don't think he will gain an iota of intelligence 00:41:20.980 --> 00:41:22.271 align:center He is utterly irresponsible 00:41:22.355 --> 00:41:25.813 align:center That's why I told my lawyer to change the company's power of attorney 00:41:25.855 --> 00:41:26.938 align:center To your name 00:41:26.980 --> 00:41:27.980 align:center Give it to me 00:41:28.021 --> 00:41:30.771 align:center Santosh, this company is your responsibility 00:41:30.813 --> 00:41:31.980 align:center How dare you! 00:41:32.021 --> 00:41:34.271 align:center - Whose wealth are you giving whom? - Give that to me 00:41:34.313 --> 00:41:36.521 align:center All the assets are only in your name 00:41:36.563 --> 00:41:38.563 align:center He has the power to run the company 00:41:38.896 --> 00:41:40.813 align:center How is this? I should walk ahead 00:41:40.855 --> 00:41:43.230 align:center He will tie a rope around my waist and hold it 00:41:43.313 --> 00:41:45.230 align:center If he pushes, run If he pulls, step back 00:41:45.271 --> 00:41:48.146 align:center Run if pushed, step back if pulled means, he will make the 'great escape' 00:41:48.271 --> 00:41:50.355 align:center Dumbass dimwit! Is this how you talk to your dad? 00:41:50.396 --> 00:41:51.563 align:center You are making me talk, dad 00:41:51.605 --> 00:41:53.771 align:center Whether you accept this or not 00:41:53.855 --> 00:41:55.980 align:center - This is my final decision - I won't agree 00:41:56.021 --> 00:41:58.063 align:center I know you'll take good care of my company 00:41:58.105 --> 00:41:59.396 align:center Take over Come on 00:41:59.438 --> 00:42:01.855 align:center You've handed over such a huge responsibility 00:42:01.896 --> 00:42:03.063 align:center - Hold this, sir - What? 00:42:03.105 --> 00:42:04.730 align:center I'm so scared Bless me, sir 00:42:05.355 --> 00:42:08.271 align:center This fear and this devotion will take my firm to great heights 00:42:08.313 --> 00:42:09.313 align:center Shut up, pa 00:42:09.355 --> 00:42:11.605 align:center Enough of digging my grave! 00:42:11.730 --> 00:42:14.105 align:center You rock...your acting is matchless! 00:42:14.230 --> 00:42:18.605 align:center More humble than a new daughter-in-law taking the keys from her mother-in-law! 00:42:18.646 --> 00:42:21.855 align:center Dads usually loot others and give their sons the ill-gotten gains 00:42:21.938 --> 00:42:24.146 align:center You are giving our wealth on a golden plate to others 00:42:24.230 --> 00:42:25.355 align:center Are you brainless or what? 00:42:25.396 --> 00:42:27.771 align:center Daddy, 1 more chance Give me 1 more- 00:42:27.896 --> 00:42:29.771 align:center Are you dragging me because he signalled you? 00:42:29.813 --> 00:42:31.480 align:center - Who is he, man? - New MD 00:42:31.521 --> 00:42:32.896 align:center - Who am I then? - Empty! 00:42:33.605 --> 00:42:34.896 align:center - Take him out - I'll take you in 00:42:34.938 --> 00:42:36.521 align:center - Dad down down! - Don't be too rough 00:42:36.563 --> 00:42:38.063 align:center - You can do anything - Down down! 00:42:38.105 --> 00:42:41.021 align:center You lifted a mere laborer and degraded me to a Doberman 00:42:41.063 --> 00:42:44.063 align:center You hammered the final nail into my company's coffin! 00:42:46.480 --> 00:42:49.855 align:center I've searched all the sites online for that Blockbuster products 00:42:50.730 --> 00:42:52.730 align:center I didn't get even a teeny-weeny information 00:42:54.563 --> 00:42:56.021 align:center Isn't this a new product? 00:42:56.146 --> 00:42:58.646 align:center May be that's why the details are kept under wraps? 00:42:58.730 --> 00:43:00.438 align:center But can I give you an idea? 00:43:00.480 --> 00:43:04.480 align:center Billa Detective Agency is my follower 00:43:04.563 --> 00:43:06.980 align:center If I put in a word to him 00:43:07.105 --> 00:43:10.521 align:center He will find out the details of that product from A to Z 00:43:10.563 --> 00:43:11.771 align:center What do you say? 00:43:14.105 --> 00:43:15.355 align:center Good idea 00:43:15.771 --> 00:43:16.896 align:center 'Like Bijili chilly powder' 00:43:16.938 --> 00:43:19.438 align:center Blazing hot wherever Burning spicy whenever 00:43:19.521 --> 00:43:20.813 align:center How's my punch line? 00:43:20.855 --> 00:43:22.480 align:center Like my hair, huh?! 00:43:23.563 --> 00:43:25.563 align:center Hey! Lilliput, come here 00:43:26.313 --> 00:43:27.855 align:center High-jump! 00:43:28.438 --> 00:43:29.438 align:center Where are you going? 00:43:29.480 --> 00:43:31.230 align:center To make a zoom call to Santosh 00:43:31.480 --> 00:43:33.355 align:center When God is out here you want to see the priest? 00:43:33.396 --> 00:43:35.938 align:center - What is the matter? - Blockbuster audio, video 00:43:36.021 --> 00:43:37.813 align:center Dubbing and final mix Everything is done 00:43:37.938 --> 00:43:40.063 align:center If Santosh sir says okay we can start the publicity 00:43:41.396 --> 00:43:43.730 align:center Who is he, a laborer, to approve? Owner, I'll tell you 00:43:43.730 --> 00:43:45.063 align:center Publicity for our ad 00:43:45.105 --> 00:43:46.605 align:center Wall posters, flex boards 00:43:46.646 --> 00:43:48.230 align:center Throughout Tamil Nadu...no 00:43:48.313 --> 00:43:49.355 align:center Mysore, Bangalore 00:43:49.438 --> 00:43:50.896 align:center That side, Chittoor, Keezh Tirupati 00:43:50.980 --> 00:43:52.688 align:center This side Palakkad and Paramakudi 00:43:52.730 --> 00:43:54.605 align:center Boss, Paramakudi is in Tamil Nadu 00:43:55.605 --> 00:43:58.396 align:center Vertically challenged at 4'5" you shouldn't challenge my knowledge! 00:43:58.438 --> 00:44:02.813 align:center All the TV channels in Tamil Nadu should promote only our advertisement 00:44:02.896 --> 00:44:03.980 align:center - Follow my order - Boss 00:44:04.021 --> 00:44:05.896 align:center Still can I ask Santosh sir perm- 00:44:05.980 --> 00:44:07.896 align:center Elder brother of a bed bug 00:44:07.980 --> 00:44:10.646 align:center If I have admitted my wife in hospital to deliver our baby 00:44:10.688 --> 00:44:12.980 align:center I was the reason for her nausea So I should sign the form 00:44:13.021 --> 00:44:15.396 align:center Will the mango vendor who fulfilled her food-craving sign? 00:44:15.438 --> 00:44:16.980 align:center I am ordering you to do this, go, do it 00:44:17.021 --> 00:44:18.355 align:center Come here, bro 00:44:18.396 --> 00:44:20.313 align:center If you carry out my orders properly 00:44:20.355 --> 00:44:22.563 align:center I'll give you a job in proportion to your height 00:44:22.605 --> 00:44:23.730 align:center What job, boss? 00:44:23.813 --> 00:44:25.730 align:center You should stand and blo- 00:44:28.438 --> 00:44:29.813 align:center Prime time and non prime time 00:44:29.855 --> 00:44:32.105 align:center Our ad should be telecast at all times in all channels 00:44:32.146 --> 00:44:33.730 align:center I'm spending money like water 00:44:33.855 --> 00:44:35.355 align:center Tanjore, Kumbakonam, Orathanad 00:44:35.396 --> 00:44:38.230 align:center Pattukottai, Pudhukottai, Krishnagiri, Vizhupuram, Dindivanam, Perambur 00:44:38.271 --> 00:44:40.396 align:center Pay an advance and book all these areas 00:44:44.021 --> 00:44:47.271 align:center Why do you scare me like this and puncture holes into my heart? 00:44:47.396 --> 00:44:48.813 align:center Yov! I swea- 00:44:49.105 --> 00:44:50.146 align:center Whom did you ask- 00:44:50.230 --> 00:44:51.980 align:center To permit telecast of Blockbuster ad? 00:44:52.021 --> 00:44:54.438 align:center To drink tender coconut water in my own father's farm 00:44:54.480 --> 00:44:55.646 align:center Whom should I ask? 00:44:55.688 --> 00:44:57.355 align:center Whose permission do I need? 00:44:58.688 --> 00:45:00.438 align:center Like fish falling into the net in swarms 00:45:00.480 --> 00:45:02.480 align:center Advance deposits are piling plop...plop...plop! 00:45:03.105 --> 00:45:04.146 align:center Sir, listen to- 00:45:04.355 --> 00:45:06.646 align:center Listen to me and stop the telecast of these ads 00:45:06.688 --> 00:45:08.396 align:center You resent me being in the limelight? 00:45:08.480 --> 00:45:10.605 align:center Jealous? No one can stop my progress 00:45:10.646 --> 00:45:12.938 align:center No one can stop you going to jail 00:45:13.480 --> 00:45:14.688 align:center - Jail? - Yes 00:45:14.730 --> 00:45:17.396 align:center - What have you done, my dear boy? - Blockbuster! 00:45:17.730 --> 00:45:19.271 align:center - Blockbuster? - Product 00:45:19.313 --> 00:45:22.355 align:center - Product - There is no such product! 00:45:24.313 --> 00:45:26.146 align:center Blockbuster doesn't even exist? 00:45:26.271 --> 00:45:27.313 align:center Aiyaiyo! 00:45:27.480 --> 00:45:31.063 align:center There's no wife to address as sweetheart! And the unborn baby's name is Kumarasamy!! 00:45:31.105 --> 00:45:33.771 align:center - Then why did you shoot that ad? - Hey! Brainless or what? 00:45:33.855 --> 00:45:35.730 align:center Sheela complained the other day, right? 00:45:35.771 --> 00:45:37.605 align:center I shot a dummy ad to cool her down 00:45:37.688 --> 00:45:39.230 align:center Who asked you to butt in?! 00:45:39.355 --> 00:45:41.355 align:center You are not to blame The fault isn't yours 00:45:41.605 --> 00:45:45.438 align:center Though there were 1000 chairs to choose I sat on the one with a spike protruding 00:45:45.730 --> 00:45:46.938 align:center I am to blame, I agree 00:45:47.021 --> 00:45:49.521 align:center Counting bars and eating stale porridge confirmed 00:45:49.563 --> 00:45:52.063 align:center Don't dangle the word 'jail' and scare me to death 00:45:52.105 --> 00:45:54.813 align:center - My hands are shaking - Drown yourself in booze 00:45:55.146 --> 00:45:56.230 align:center Come 00:45:57.813 --> 00:46:00.105 align:center Santosh, if we call all the distributors 00:46:00.146 --> 00:46:02.730 align:center And return their money who will know about his? 00:46:02.813 --> 00:46:04.688 align:center - What do you say? - Just shut up, hey! 00:46:04.730 --> 00:46:05.938 align:center Sir, please keep quiet 00:46:06.313 --> 00:46:08.146 align:center He will take cash and then return it seems 00:46:08.438 --> 00:46:10.730 align:center You gave a totally fake ad 00:46:10.730 --> 00:46:11.980 align:center Plus IPL cricket match 00:46:12.021 --> 00:46:13.605 align:center PM's speech was telecast 'live' today 00:46:13.646 --> 00:46:14.688 align:center Other than distributors 00:46:14.730 --> 00:46:16.271 align:center I don't think it has reached the public 00:46:16.313 --> 00:46:18.605 align:center 'Did you see this Blockbuster advertisement yesterday' 00:46:18.938 --> 00:46:21.980 align:center More than me my wife was so thrilled 00:46:22.105 --> 00:46:24.105 align:center Because I drink gallons of this beer 00:46:24.146 --> 00:46:28.063 align:center My stomach resembles a pot was her constant dig at me 00:46:28.105 --> 00:46:30.896 align:center After this Blockbuster tablet is available in the market 00:46:30.938 --> 00:46:32.605 align:center I'll take a daily dose and slim down 00:46:32.646 --> 00:46:34.438 align:center I'll make her stomach pregnant! 00:46:34.480 --> 00:46:35.813 align:center I've challenged her 00:46:35.896 --> 00:46:37.230 align:center Product has reached the masses 00:46:37.271 --> 00:46:39.980 align:center Don't know how long it will take to be available in the market 00:46:40.021 --> 00:46:42.771 align:center I don't know if we will be able to get it or not, buddy 00:46:42.813 --> 00:46:44.730 align:center Don't worry, dude 00:46:44.813 --> 00:46:47.605 align:center My niece works in Blockbuster 00:46:47.646 --> 00:46:49.521 align:center I'll get it for you through her 00:46:49.605 --> 00:46:51.230 align:center Order a quarter, machi 00:46:52.146 --> 00:46:54.063 align:center You heard what he said about his niece 00:46:54.105 --> 00:46:55.480 align:center Can we store some stock? 00:46:55.563 --> 00:46:57.396 align:center Hey! Mental Michael Jackson! 00:46:57.438 --> 00:46:59.730 align:center Mud between your ears! How many times should I tell you? 00:46:59.771 --> 00:47:01.396 align:center There's no product called Blockbuster 00:47:01.438 --> 00:47:04.480 align:center To get booze on the sly he is pledging his niece! 00:47:04.521 --> 00:47:05.605 align:center That's right, right? 00:47:05.646 --> 00:47:08.063 align:center News has spread to this local bar 00:47:08.105 --> 00:47:09.855 align:center As if it wouldn't have reached ABC centers 00:47:09.896 --> 00:47:14.813 align:center I shouldn't trick those who trusted us and be the target of their hatred! 00:47:14.855 --> 00:47:15.938 align:center How is my brainwave? 00:47:15.980 --> 00:47:18.688 align:center They will hate you head to toe only if you act weird like this 00:47:19.730 --> 00:47:23.230 align:center Though 1000 'halwa' stalls exist Tiruelveli halwa is the most famous 00:47:23.605 --> 00:47:26.105 align:center We have attained that kind of fame now 00:47:26.146 --> 00:47:28.146 align:center But what is missing? We don't have that 'halwa'! 00:47:28.230 --> 00:47:29.271 align:center So...? 00:47:29.396 --> 00:47:32.021 align:center What if we find a chef who makes the best 'halwa'? 00:47:32.938 --> 00:47:35.563 align:center You want to find the scientist who can find the magic cure! 00:47:35.646 --> 00:47:38.688 align:center Your brain gets spirited only after 3 rounds of spirit-intake! 00:47:38.855 --> 00:47:40.146 align:center I'll find the perfect man! 00:47:40.480 --> 00:47:43.105 align:center I'll find the man to be found and find the product 00:47:43.146 --> 00:47:44.980 align:center I'll credit it to Shivani 00:47:45.688 --> 00:47:46.730 align:center My sweetheart 00:47:46.771 --> 00:47:48.063 align:center Pay the bill and come 00:47:48.105 --> 00:47:49.521 align:center 'Don't talk behind my back' 00:47:49.563 --> 00:47:50.938 align:center I must swipe my debit card 00:47:50.980 --> 00:47:53.021 align:center But the credit goes to sweetheart, sugar cube! 00:47:53.063 --> 00:47:56.063 align:center I didn't touch these appetizers Deduct these and give me the bill 00:48:02.563 --> 00:48:03.688 align:center Er...hello? 00:48:03.730 --> 00:48:04.896 align:center You mentioned a name 00:48:04.938 --> 00:48:06.063 align:center Can you tell me his name? 00:48:06.105 --> 00:48:07.230 align:center What's his name? 00:48:07.271 --> 00:48:08.730 align:center 1 second Okay 00:48:09.980 --> 00:48:11.146 align:center I'm stuck with my worries 00:48:11.230 --> 00:48:13.271 align:center You are happily clacking the keys away 00:48:13.730 --> 00:48:16.146 align:center Am I sitting and watching some porn film? 00:48:16.355 --> 00:48:18.730 align:center I am toasting garlic bread for the soup you got us in 00:48:19.438 --> 00:48:20.480 align:center Pick that call 00:48:20.730 --> 00:48:21.771 align:center Asking me...? 00:48:21.938 --> 00:48:23.646 align:center You are anyway jobless, speak 00:48:23.938 --> 00:48:25.521 align:center You'll ask me to pick this call today 00:48:25.563 --> 00:48:27.646 align:center Tomorrow you'll ask me to fill water in the loo 00:48:27.771 --> 00:48:29.021 align:center My blessed fate! 00:48:29.355 --> 00:48:31.521 align:center - Hello? - Sir, speak softly 00:48:32.146 --> 00:48:34.063 align:center - HELLO? - Yuck! 00:48:34.146 --> 00:48:35.271 align:center Go out and speak 00:48:35.813 --> 00:48:38.480 align:center Treating me like a dog No disrespect for his boss? 00:48:39.146 --> 00:48:40.313 align:center - Hello? - Santosh 00:48:40.480 --> 00:48:42.355 align:center I'm your mother's nephew Mahalingam speaking 00:48:42.396 --> 00:48:43.396 align:center Tell me, cousin 00:48:43.438 --> 00:48:45.855 align:center We spoke and finalized You are the new groom in our family 00:48:45.896 --> 00:48:47.855 align:center - Are you okay marrying my sister? - Please wait 00:48:49.355 --> 00:48:52.146 align:center MJ, this is a golden opportunity for you 00:48:52.230 --> 00:48:53.480 align:center Don't miss it 00:48:53.521 --> 00:48:55.605 align:center Santosh, someone wants you to be the groom? 00:48:55.646 --> 00:48:56.771 align:center I won't let that happen 00:48:57.605 --> 00:49:00.896 align:center Hey! Mali, do you...you like me? 00:49:00.938 --> 00:49:03.480 align:center Everyone at home is so fond of you 00:49:03.521 --> 00:49:05.271 align:center My sister loves you truly! 00:49:05.313 --> 00:49:06.855 align:center Your sister is in love with me? 00:49:06.896 --> 00:49:09.230 align:center You know one thing? I don't want the bloody girls 00:49:09.271 --> 00:49:10.896 align:center I always like boys only! 00:49:10.980 --> 00:49:12.938 align:center Especially you..you...yoU! 00:49:12.980 --> 00:49:15.938 align:center I wanted you to marry my sister But you're hitting on me- 00:49:16.105 --> 00:49:17.146 align:center Yuck...yucky yuck! 00:49:20.105 --> 00:49:21.313 align:center My plan succeeded 00:49:22.355 --> 00:49:24.063 align:center [Humming] 00:49:25.396 --> 00:49:26.438 align:center Shivani 00:49:27.021 --> 00:49:29.730 align:center I told you about my friend Detective Billa 00:49:29.896 --> 00:49:33.688 align:center According to him this is Santosh's house 00:49:36.355 --> 00:49:37.813 align:center He looks like an eccentric weirdo 00:49:37.896 --> 00:49:40.396 align:center Nowadays criminals are like eccentric weirdos 00:49:40.438 --> 00:49:43.646 align:center I know only way to prove we are bang on about his identity 00:49:43.730 --> 00:49:46.771 align:center Billa gave us a number when we were checking accounts 00:49:46.813 --> 00:49:48.271 align:center Call that number 00:49:48.855 --> 00:49:51.646 align:center - No need, madam, why keep talking to him? - Listen to me, just call 00:49:51.688 --> 00:49:53.021 align:center He'll talk through his hat 00:49:53.063 --> 00:49:54.146 align:center Give, let me call 00:49:55.688 --> 00:49:56.938 align:center He may pick your call 00:49:59.063 --> 00:50:01.438 align:center You tortured me so much 00:50:01.730 --> 00:50:03.521 align:center Make tea, answer the phone 00:50:03.605 --> 00:50:05.355 align:center Bring the paper Fry some bandicoots! 00:50:05.438 --> 00:50:08.146 align:center I treated you big time for the lousy way you treated me 00:50:11.855 --> 00:50:13.646 align:center - Hello? - Haylo! 00:50:13.688 --> 00:50:14.730 align:center If he picks- 00:50:15.355 --> 00:50:17.646 align:center Girls keep calling this # 00:50:18.105 --> 00:50:19.771 align:center He must be a real Casanova 00:50:19.855 --> 00:50:21.605 align:center Let's damage his image to her 00:50:22.730 --> 00:50:24.730 align:center - Hello? - Do you recognize me? 00:50:24.771 --> 00:50:25.896 align:center No, I don't 00:50:25.980 --> 00:50:28.105 align:center You sound like a beautiful girl below 20 years of age 00:50:28.146 --> 00:50:30.980 align:center You are piercing my heart with your voice 00:50:31.105 --> 00:50:33.021 align:center Shall we play a dice game? 00:50:33.063 --> 00:50:34.105 align:center What? 00:50:34.146 --> 00:50:36.938 align:center I'll move your coin and you can move my coin 00:50:37.438 --> 00:50:40.855 align:center We can move and play Then end up rolling together 00:50:40.938 --> 00:50:42.396 align:center Are you okay? 00:50:42.480 --> 00:50:43.730 align:center Yuck! 00:50:43.896 --> 00:50:47.438 align:center Why is he always flirting like an ATM open 24 hours? 00:50:47.480 --> 00:50:49.771 align:center I'll rip him to pieces Let's get down 00:50:49.855 --> 00:50:51.521 align:center - Ma'am, we'll plan to- - No, I'll get him 00:50:51.563 --> 00:50:54.105 align:center - I don't care if you aren't coming - Ma'am, don't go 00:50:54.146 --> 00:50:56.021 align:center How lovely if I can see her in person 00:50:56.063 --> 00:50:58.563 align:center - I am here face to face - Why this tearing hurry? 00:50:59.688 --> 00:51:00.730 align:center Sweety 00:51:00.855 --> 00:51:01.896 align:center Take me 00:51:01.938 --> 00:51:03.230 align:center Eat me Kill me 00:51:03.271 --> 00:51:04.938 align:center Don't you have sisters of your own? 00:51:04.980 --> 00:51:06.730 align:center Do you want to meet your sister-in-law? 00:51:06.730 --> 00:51:07.771 align:center Yuck! 00:51:07.855 --> 00:51:09.938 align:center Do you want to hit on every female you meet? 00:51:09.980 --> 00:51:14.271 align:center You made a female dance half dressed to clinch an ad contract 00:51:14.313 --> 00:51:16.730 align:center You are better off as a hustler 00:51:16.771 --> 00:51:19.355 align:center You roam around calling yourself a man! 00:51:20.105 --> 00:51:21.480 align:center I don't like all this 00:51:21.521 --> 00:51:23.271 align:center I love it! 00:51:23.605 --> 00:51:25.230 align:center Chameleon with omicron! 00:51:25.271 --> 00:51:27.063 align:center You look like a dented pot! 00:51:27.146 --> 00:51:28.563 align:center Hey! Don't say like that 00:51:28.646 --> 00:51:29.730 align:center Who is a dented pot? 00:51:29.771 --> 00:51:32.063 align:center I have raped 99 girls so far 00:51:32.313 --> 00:51:34.230 align:center Waiting to hit century Come inside 00:51:34.271 --> 00:51:36.271 align:center I'll rape you till you scream your throat hoarse 00:51:36.313 --> 00:51:38.563 align:center I think I'll fall sick looking at you 00:51:38.605 --> 00:51:40.563 align:center I got a real kick the moment I touched you 00:51:40.605 --> 00:51:41.855 align:center Aiyaiyo! Oh gawd! 00:51:41.896 --> 00:51:44.396 align:center Shivani...Shivani, save me 00:51:44.730 --> 00:51:46.813 align:center There she flits and flies like a butterfly 00:51:47.230 --> 00:51:49.896 align:center One day I'll capture you and hold you captive in my pocket 00:51:49.980 --> 00:51:52.063 align:center I'll feast on you whenever I am hungr- 00:51:52.938 --> 00:51:55.271 align:center How did a bed bug come here instead of a butterfly? 00:51:55.355 --> 00:51:57.855 align:center Has your anger subsided? When did you come, Hamsa? 00:51:58.271 --> 00:52:00.396 align:center Have you raped 99 girls? 00:52:00.438 --> 00:52:03.688 align:center Starving me, living under the same roof are you serving a feast to the whole town? 00:52:03.730 --> 00:52:05.230 align:center - Feast, eh? - No...no...no 00:52:05.271 --> 00:52:07.605 align:center Did I starve you? You refused to feed me 00:52:08.480 --> 00:52:10.521 align:center Everyone is talking ill of you 00:52:10.605 --> 00:52:13.355 align:center But today I heard the truth from your own mouth 00:52:13.396 --> 00:52:15.438 align:center - I don't want to live with you - No...no...no 00:52:15.521 --> 00:52:18.563 align:center Don't keep saying 'I won't live with you' and end up as a burnt out candle! 00:52:18.605 --> 00:52:19.980 align:center Let's live and love together 00:52:20.021 --> 00:52:21.521 align:center - Get lost! - Let's make out 00:52:21.730 --> 00:52:22.980 align:center Com- 00:52:23.271 --> 00:52:24.688 align:center Hamsaaa! 00:52:25.146 --> 00:52:27.146 align:center He holds a PhD in rape! 00:52:27.230 --> 00:52:28.730 align:center He lets his tongue run wild 00:52:28.730 --> 00:52:30.855 align:center I told you not to go Did you listen to me? 00:52:30.896 --> 00:52:32.646 align:center - Start the car - Drive 00:52:33.646 --> 00:52:36.021 align:center MJ, why are you lying on your stomach? Get up 00:52:36.938 --> 00:52:39.355 align:center How did the 'beeda' in your mouth bleed from your nose? 00:52:39.396 --> 00:52:40.730 align:center Teach me the trick 00:52:40.771 --> 00:52:44.105 align:center Apply this blood as a victory symbol! 00:52:44.146 --> 00:52:46.438 align:center I found a solution for all our problems 00:52:46.480 --> 00:52:47.521 align:center What is it? 00:52:47.563 --> 00:52:49.396 align:center Just like our Blockbuster product 00:52:49.438 --> 00:52:52.105 align:center A scientist has researched a multipurpose product 00:52:52.146 --> 00:52:54.521 align:center If we meet him all our problems will be solved 00:52:54.563 --> 00:52:55.688 align:center Where is he? 00:52:55.730 --> 00:52:57.730 align:center 'Kapunka...sawadika' Thank you and hello! 00:52:57.730 --> 00:52:59.146 align:center Hello Bangkok! 00:52:59.230 --> 00:53:00.480 align:center Yes, my dear band master 00:53:28.146 --> 00:53:29.688 align:center Mr Vaali? 00:53:31.355 --> 00:53:32.396 align:center Hey! 00:53:33.105 --> 00:53:34.563 align:center Hey, huh? Who the hell are you? 00:53:34.730 --> 00:53:36.021 align:center - What do you want? - Sorry, sir 00:53:36.063 --> 00:53:37.396 align:center - May I come in, sir? - Come in 00:53:38.146 --> 00:53:39.855 align:center We are coming from Tamil Nadu 00:53:39.896 --> 00:53:42.230 align:center I know...I know the reason for your visit 00:53:42.271 --> 00:53:45.271 align:center You'll come from Andhra, Karnataka, Tamil Nadu to have a ball here 00:53:45.313 --> 00:53:48.313 align:center Eye massage, sandwich massage This massage, that massage, am I right? 00:53:48.355 --> 00:53:50.355 align:center This isn't a massage center 00:53:50.730 --> 00:53:53.105 align:center This is a lab L-A-B laboratory 00:53:53.146 --> 00:53:54.730 align:center Massage center is next door, go 00:53:54.771 --> 00:53:56.313 align:center - What are you going to- - Sir...sir 00:53:56.396 --> 00:53:58.563 align:center Looking at this Casanova face 00:53:58.646 --> 00:54:00.438 align:center You came to a wrong conclusion about us 00:54:00.480 --> 00:54:01.855 align:center - Yes - No, sir 00:54:02.271 --> 00:54:05.146 align:center You were into a multipurpose product research in India 00:54:05.230 --> 00:54:06.730 align:center India banned that product 00:54:06.771 --> 00:54:08.938 align:center We came to ask you those details, sir 00:54:08.980 --> 00:54:11.063 align:center That's a long story 00:54:11.355 --> 00:54:12.438 align:center What happened, sir? 00:54:12.480 --> 00:54:14.146 align:center 25 years ago 00:54:14.480 --> 00:54:16.271 align:center I invented a magic pill 00:54:16.313 --> 00:54:17.896 align:center All you have to do is take it just once 00:54:17.938 --> 00:54:19.021 align:center Ting-ding 00:54:19.146 --> 00:54:20.730 align:center - Ting-ding - May I come inside? 00:54:20.980 --> 00:54:22.396 align:center I meant such characters! 00:54:22.646 --> 00:54:24.396 align:center Shut up, man Sorry, sir 00:54:24.438 --> 00:54:26.105 align:center The purpose of that pill 00:54:26.146 --> 00:54:27.938 align:center Cure for all ailments 00:54:27.980 --> 00:54:31.730 align:center Especially made to treat nerve disorders 00:54:31.813 --> 00:54:33.396 align:center Multipurpose tablet 00:54:33.521 --> 00:54:36.646 align:center I told Indians to take 1 pill a day 00:54:36.688 --> 00:54:39.146 align:center They got over enthusiastic and made it a sex pill Viagra 00:54:39.355 --> 00:54:41.938 align:center They took 10 tablets a day Wretched starved idiots! 00:54:42.063 --> 00:54:43.396 align:center So the main repercussion 00:54:43.438 --> 00:54:45.730 align:center Any door that was knocked 00:54:45.771 --> 00:54:48.563 align:center As soon as the door opened a pregnant woman stood there 00:54:48.980 --> 00:54:50.355 align:center Indian population hit the roof 00:54:50.396 --> 00:54:53.021 align:center Indian Govt chased me and my medicine out of the country 00:54:53.063 --> 00:54:54.730 align:center Banning me for 25 years 00:54:54.730 --> 00:54:56.813 align:center This is the history of a good tablet turned sex pill 00:54:56.855 --> 00:54:58.021 align:center - Excuse me, sir - Tell me 00:54:58.063 --> 00:55:00.646 align:center For the last few months I'm tortured by my product problem 00:55:00.688 --> 00:55:03.605 align:center I don't mind if it has crossed expiry date Please give me 2-3 tablets, sir 00:55:03.646 --> 00:55:05.146 align:center I'll use it and relax myself 00:55:06.063 --> 00:55:07.980 align:center What I said now didn't enter your thick skull? 00:55:08.313 --> 00:55:09.813 align:center Won't you toe the line? 00:55:09.938 --> 00:55:11.230 align:center Watch me get aligned now 00:55:11.563 --> 00:55:14.105 align:center Sir, a frog got into my pants 00:55:14.146 --> 00:55:16.021 align:center I made a snake slither in to catch the frog 00:55:16.396 --> 00:55:18.605 align:center The snake didn't grab the frog 00:55:18.855 --> 00:55:20.063 align:center Can you understand my point? 00:55:20.105 --> 00:55:22.646 align:center Why would you insert a snake to catch a frog in your pant? 00:55:22.688 --> 00:55:23.688 align:center Brainless bozo! 00:55:23.730 --> 00:55:25.355 align:center Thank God the snake didn't sting you! 00:55:25.396 --> 00:55:27.896 align:center Easiest is to insert your hand and catch the frog, throw it out 00:55:27.938 --> 00:55:29.396 align:center Why bring a snake into the picture! 00:55:29.438 --> 00:55:31.563 align:center - Get out, brainless fellow! - Okay, you handle him 00:55:31.896 --> 00:55:33.813 align:center If you don't sit quiet I'll break your teeth 00:55:34.480 --> 00:55:36.730 align:center Sir, we are in deep shit 00:55:37.105 --> 00:55:40.938 align:center So for our sake, kindly start the research you stopped for whatever reason, sir 00:55:41.021 --> 00:55:43.063 align:center No...no, I have no such intentions 00:55:43.230 --> 00:55:45.480 align:center - Please, for our sake, sir - Impossible 00:55:46.146 --> 00:55:47.980 align:center - Sir, you must do this - No, I can't 00:55:48.063 --> 00:55:49.730 align:center You won't do it to satisfy anyone? 00:55:49.980 --> 00:55:51.230 align:center No, not for anyone's sake 00:55:51.313 --> 00:55:52.896 align:center - Rukku's sake? - Rukk- 00:55:54.688 --> 00:55:56.063 align:center Rukku from Oothukuli 00:55:56.563 --> 00:55:57.938 align:center Oothukuli Rukku 00:55:58.230 --> 00:55:59.938 align:center 'My first love' 00:56:00.938 --> 00:56:02.021 align:center 'Oothukuli' 00:56:02.271 --> 00:56:03.271 align:center 'Grandma' 00:56:03.396 --> 00:56:04.563 align:center 'Fritter stall' 00:56:04.730 --> 00:56:05.771 align:center 'Rukku' 00:56:05.938 --> 00:56:08.271 align:center 'I set eyes on you for the first time over there' 00:56:08.688 --> 00:56:10.563 align:center 'You liked me soooo much' 00:56:11.230 --> 00:56:14.563 align:center 'You used to give me the left over 'bhajjis' from your stall so lovingly' 00:56:15.105 --> 00:56:17.146 align:center 'I saw your love in those fritters' 00:56:17.938 --> 00:56:20.480 align:center 'One day you gave my brother some fritters too' 00:56:20.938 --> 00:56:23.105 align:center 'He had a bad stomach eating it' 00:56:23.355 --> 00:56:25.313 align:center 'That bloody fellow sneaked to my parents' 00:56:25.355 --> 00:56:27.813 align:center We travelled together Where did you get this story? 00:56:27.896 --> 00:56:30.438 align:center I read up his love story in Facebook! 00:56:30.480 --> 00:56:32.980 align:center Keep quiet for a while He has gone into flash back mode 00:56:33.063 --> 00:56:34.521 align:center I can never forget her 00:56:35.105 --> 00:56:36.855 align:center Those golden memories 00:56:37.396 --> 00:56:38.438 align:center Sir...? 00:56:39.896 --> 00:56:41.521 align:center How do you know my Rukku? 00:56:41.563 --> 00:56:43.396 align:center She was the tenant on top of our house 00:56:43.438 --> 00:56:45.563 align:center She thought of me as her own biological son 00:56:45.605 --> 00:56:46.646 align:center Is that so? 00:56:46.730 --> 00:56:49.730 align:center She has told me, whatever trouble troubles you 00:56:49.771 --> 00:56:52.105 align:center The man, one and only man 00:56:52.146 --> 00:56:53.730 align:center - Who is that? - YOU, sir! 00:56:53.771 --> 00:56:55.105 align:center - Me? - Yes, sir 00:56:55.146 --> 00:56:56.855 align:center - Rukku told you? - Of course, sir 00:56:56.896 --> 00:56:58.480 align:center - My Rukku told you? - Told me, sir 00:56:58.521 --> 00:56:59.855 align:center Sounds good to hear, continue 00:56:59.896 --> 00:57:02.563 align:center She said, 'go and meet him he will solve all your problems' 00:57:02.605 --> 00:57:04.730 align:center She held my hand and promised you would 00:57:05.063 --> 00:57:06.521 align:center - She died, sir - She died? 00:57:07.105 --> 00:57:08.105 align:center Yes, sir 00:57:08.146 --> 00:57:10.105 align:center - Which hand? - Left, sir 00:57:10.438 --> 00:57:11.688 align:center - This hand? - Yes, sir 00:57:11.938 --> 00:57:12.980 align:center Rukku? 00:57:13.980 --> 00:57:15.813 align:center - Rukku? - Hook, line and sinker! 00:57:15.896 --> 00:57:17.355 align:center I'll do anything for you 00:57:18.313 --> 00:57:20.730 align:center - Why is he sniffling on my hand? - Withdraw your hand 00:57:20.730 --> 00:57:22.396 align:center - Sir...sir - Waited for you for decades! 00:57:22.480 --> 00:57:23.896 align:center You abandoned me 00:57:24.313 --> 00:57:25.938 align:center If you are Rukku's son 00:57:26.438 --> 00:57:27.563 align:center You are my son too 00:57:27.605 --> 00:57:28.771 align:center Aiyo! Thank you, sir 00:57:28.855 --> 00:57:30.521 align:center If he's your son what am I to you, sir? 00:57:30.563 --> 00:57:32.396 align:center Nonsense! Shut up, snake-charmer! 00:57:32.438 --> 00:57:33.438 align:center Don't worry 00:57:33.480 --> 00:57:34.563 align:center Your problem is mine 00:57:35.396 --> 00:57:36.438 align:center I'll solve it for you 00:57:37.771 --> 00:57:38.771 align:center Rukku 00:57:38.855 --> 00:57:39.896 align:center Aiyo! 00:57:40.021 --> 00:57:41.605 align:center Give me 2 days grace time, dear 00:57:42.105 --> 00:57:43.688 align:center I'll fulfill your son's wish 00:57:44.438 --> 00:57:46.521 align:center - Rukku, I love you - 1 more 'take' of sniffles, huh? 00:57:46.563 --> 00:57:47.563 align:center I love you 00:57:47.605 --> 00:57:48.605 align:center My dear (female voice) 00:57:48.646 --> 00:57:50.146 align:center - Rukku? - That was me, sir 00:57:50.730 --> 00:57:52.230 align:center - Come after 2 days - Oh! Sure, sir 00:57:52.271 --> 00:57:53.813 align:center - Rukku - Sure, do it in 2 days, sir 00:57:53.855 --> 00:57:54.855 align:center Oothukuli Rukku 00:57:54.896 --> 00:57:56.605 align:center - I love you, sir - You get out- 00:57:56.646 --> 00:57:58.230 align:center What will he do if Rukku comes alive? 00:57:58.688 --> 00:58:01.646 align:center Sir, we got the full report from the detective agency 00:58:01.688 --> 00:58:04.730 align:center They have shot a video for a product that doesn't even exist! 00:58:04.771 --> 00:58:05.771 align:center Not just that 00:58:05.855 --> 00:58:09.230 align:center They have collected in millions by booking the product in advance 00:58:09.355 --> 00:58:11.396 align:center Sir, those frauds in order not to go behind bars 00:58:11.438 --> 00:58:14.438 align:center They have approached one Mr Vaali who is already into research in this 00:58:14.480 --> 00:58:16.480 align:center They are ready to release this product, sir 00:58:16.521 --> 00:58:18.480 align:center It is evident they are frauds 00:58:18.521 --> 00:58:19.730 align:center - What to do? - Sir! 00:58:19.771 --> 00:58:23.313 align:center They grab all the ads that come our way using their crooked methods, sir 00:58:23.396 --> 00:58:24.730 align:center As long as their company exists 00:58:24.771 --> 00:58:26.730 align:center Our hard work and talent will go down the drain 00:58:26.730 --> 00:58:28.938 align:center Dai! Did it enter your thick skull or not? 00:58:28.980 --> 00:58:31.646 align:center - No - I know you are a thick skulled nitwit 00:58:31.730 --> 00:58:35.230 align:center Listen, if they don't release the product as specified by them 00:58:35.271 --> 00:58:36.896 align:center Kaput! Company has to close down 00:58:36.938 --> 00:58:39.063 align:center All of them will be counting bars in jail 00:58:39.105 --> 00:58:43.021 align:center - What are you trying to say? - We have to go to Bangkok, bro 00:58:43.063 --> 00:58:44.563 align:center Bangkok?! 00:58:44.688 --> 00:58:46.813 align:center - Go there and do what? - Thai massage! 00:58:46.855 --> 00:58:48.938 align:center - WHAAAT?! - No...no...no 00:58:48.980 --> 00:58:52.021 align:center I have to shoot in a new backdrop for my showreel 00:58:52.063 --> 00:58:54.563 align:center You and your reels! What do I do with her? 00:58:54.605 --> 00:58:56.813 align:center - Not that, sir - Don't worry about that 00:58:57.021 --> 00:59:01.105 align:center We know they are tricking everyone and grabbing our contracts 00:59:01.146 --> 00:59:03.355 align:center We have to stop them somehow 00:59:03.396 --> 00:59:06.605 align:center I don't know what you will do flying into Bangkok 00:59:06.646 --> 00:59:08.688 align:center Get all the contracts to us 00:59:08.730 --> 00:59:11.021 align:center We should trample over all his plans and trash them 00:59:11.063 --> 00:59:12.146 align:center Okay, got it? 00:59:12.230 --> 00:59:13.896 align:center - All the best, take care - Thank you 00:59:18.063 --> 00:59:21.563 align:center I'll post this pic and collect countless 'likes' in Insta Story 00:59:25.813 --> 00:59:27.021 align:center Mr Vaali 00:59:27.480 --> 00:59:28.646 align:center Yes 00:59:41.230 --> 00:59:42.355 align:center Hello 00:59:43.605 --> 00:59:45.313 align:center Vaali scientist...? 00:59:47.730 --> 00:59:50.355 align:center Excuse me, hello When will scientist Vaali come here? 00:59:50.438 --> 00:59:53.688 align:center Um...he has gone to space in his time machine 00:59:53.730 --> 00:59:55.105 align:center 'He has a meeting with Elon Musk' 00:59:55.146 --> 00:59:56.355 align:center I am his son Tell me 00:59:56.396 --> 00:59:58.063 align:center Hello? Vaali has a son? 00:59:58.105 --> 00:59:59.896 align:center I didn't read about him in any article so far 00:59:59.938 --> 01:00:03.521 align:center My dad is facing many threats from terrorists 01:00:03.563 --> 01:00:05.063 align:center Did you watch the film 'Vikram'? 01:00:05.105 --> 01:00:07.438 align:center Kamal sir raises his son without anyone's knowledge, right? 01:00:07.480 --> 01:00:08.813 align:center He is raising me like that 01:00:09.771 --> 01:00:11.230 align:center Okay Your name? 01:00:13.313 --> 01:00:14.313 align:center My name is 01:00:14.355 --> 01:00:15.771 align:center You caught me there! 01:00:15.813 --> 01:00:17.480 align:center Why think so much to tell your own name? 01:00:17.521 --> 01:00:20.396 align:center I tend to forget my own name if I get into my research world 01:00:20.438 --> 01:00:23.646 align:center It's a good name of course Tell me a synonym for happiness? 01:00:24.730 --> 01:00:26.146 align:center - Magizhchi? - Chi...chi...chi! 01:00:26.230 --> 01:00:28.105 align:center - Magizhan - Sounds good 01:00:28.146 --> 01:00:30.605 align:center Address me as Magizhan Don't forget my name 01:00:31.480 --> 01:00:33.438 align:center Why did you want to meet my dad? 01:00:33.521 --> 01:00:38.521 align:center I must save your dad from a fraud called Santhosh in MJ company in Chennai 01:00:40.146 --> 01:00:41.146 align:center Oh! Okay...okay 01:00:41.230 --> 01:00:42.730 align:center Santhosh came to meet my dad 01:00:42.771 --> 01:00:43.771 align:center Oh my God! 01:00:43.813 --> 01:00:45.438 align:center Did your dad sign any contract? 01:00:45.480 --> 01:00:47.021 align:center No, he didn't sign anything 01:00:47.063 --> 01:00:50.355 align:center Sir, please don't allow him to sign This medicine shouldn't go into wrong hands 01:00:50.396 --> 01:00:51.980 align:center - Please, sir - Yeah, I understand 01:00:52.021 --> 01:00:54.438 align:center Definitely it won't reach Santhosh 01:00:54.480 --> 01:00:56.896 align:center - It will come only to you - Thank you so much, sir 01:00:56.938 --> 01:00:58.271 align:center Yeah, okay...okay 01:00:58.313 --> 01:00:59.355 align:center I'll take care 01:00:59.438 --> 01:01:00.771 align:center [speaking Thai] 01:01:01.896 --> 01:01:03.146 align:center Kapunka 01:01:03.480 --> 01:01:04.855 align:center Get lost! 01:01:05.563 --> 01:01:07.313 align:center - What did she say? - She felt 01:01:07.396 --> 01:01:09.438 align:center We are dating 01:01:10.230 --> 01:01:12.438 align:center If we get married we'll have 2 kids it seems 01:01:12.480 --> 01:01:14.146 align:center One will be a scientist Another a doctor 01:01:14.230 --> 01:01:15.271 align:center She said so 01:01:15.438 --> 01:01:17.563 align:center How can 1 word convey so much? 01:01:17.730 --> 01:01:21.146 align:center 1 word in Thai language will be a string of sentences in Tamil 01:01:21.313 --> 01:01:22.521 align:center Oh! Okay 01:01:22.730 --> 01:01:24.855 align:center You have to wait2 days to meet dad, any plans? 01:01:24.896 --> 01:01:26.146 align:center 2 days? 01:01:26.396 --> 01:01:28.355 align:center I don't know anyone here 01:01:29.271 --> 01:01:30.813 align:center Will you show me around the city? 01:01:30.896 --> 01:01:33.438 align:center No, I have a lot of work to attend to in the lab, sorry 01:01:33.480 --> 01:01:35.271 align:center - It's okay - Hell...llo...lo 01:01:35.563 --> 01:01:38.605 align:center You requested me so politely So let me take you around 01:01:38.855 --> 01:01:41.063 align:center Just a minute Let me change and come 01:01:41.146 --> 01:01:43.105 align:center - Make yourself comfortable - Yes 01:01:47.146 --> 01:01:48.271 align:center Oh wowww! 01:01:48.396 --> 01:01:51.146 align:center Buildings really touch the sky! Brilliant feat of engineering, eh? 01:01:51.230 --> 01:01:53.063 align:center You are exclaiming as if it's your first time! 01:01:53.105 --> 01:01:54.146 align:center I should be saying 'wow'! 01:01:54.230 --> 01:01:55.896 align:center Being born and brought up here...why? 01:01:55.938 --> 01:01:58.438 align:center True that, I was born here Why am I going gaga like this? 01:01:58.480 --> 01:02:00.438 align:center - When I was a kid - When you were a kid 01:02:00.730 --> 01:02:02.230 align:center Wait, dear If you don't let me think 01:02:02.271 --> 01:02:03.771 align:center Don't I have to go with the flow? 01:02:04.271 --> 01:02:05.688 align:center When I was a kid 01:02:05.730 --> 01:02:07.771 align:center I was more intelligent than my Science teacher 01:02:07.855 --> 01:02:11.021 align:center My dad said I needn't go to school and asked me to study sitting in his lab 01:02:11.105 --> 01:02:13.646 align:center I went deep into research in the lab 01:02:13.688 --> 01:02:15.521 align:center It is decades since I saw the outside world 01:02:15.563 --> 01:02:16.938 align:center That's why I was excited 01:02:16.980 --> 01:02:20.438 align:center You capsulated a 25 year flashback into a 10 second advertisement brilliantly 01:02:21.230 --> 01:02:23.021 align:center You didn't tell me about your family 01:02:23.063 --> 01:02:25.105 align:center My grandpa is Mr Neelakandan 01:02:25.146 --> 01:02:27.605 align:center He was one of the main scientists in NASA 01:02:27.730 --> 01:02:30.230 align:center So 4 scientists were to go on an expedition to the moon 01:02:30.313 --> 01:02:31.688 align:center My grandpa was one of them 01:02:31.730 --> 01:02:35.271 align:center But when the rocket was about to launch my grandpa rushed to the loo to pee 01:02:35.313 --> 01:02:38.438 align:center Chief scientists shouted 'Mr Neel...Mr Neel' 01:02:38.730 --> 01:02:42.396 align:center Neil Armstrong took the cue, got in and became the 1st man on the moon 01:02:42.938 --> 01:02:44.480 align:center - Then what happened? - Then what? 01:02:44.521 --> 01:02:48.230 align:center He was left out because he went to pee 01:02:48.271 --> 01:02:50.646 align:center He took a vow peevishly never again to pee! 01:02:51.230 --> 01:02:54.105 align:center - How sad! - He kept holding back his pee and finally 01:02:54.146 --> 01:02:55.813 align:center - He passed away - I'm so sorry 01:02:56.063 --> 01:02:57.688 align:center But will you believe me? 01:02:57.730 --> 01:02:59.480 align:center You may find it weird, no? 01:03:00.146 --> 01:03:02.021 align:center - True, I feel strange - I told you 01:03:02.146 --> 01:03:05.146 align:center But I still feel I can keep listening to all your stores dusk to dawn! 01:03:06.605 --> 01:03:07.813 align:center Let's take a selfie 01:03:13.063 --> 01:03:15.355 align:center - Magizhan - Ma-gi-zhan! 01:03:15.521 --> 01:03:19.230 align:center If you can flip for him in one single day like this 01:03:19.313 --> 01:03:21.855 align:center Either he should have a heart of 24 carat gold 01:03:21.896 --> 01:03:24.896 align:center Or he must be a master manipulator 01:03:25.813 --> 01:03:27.146 align:center 'Anitha halwa' 01:03:27.271 --> 01:03:29.938 align:center 'Sweet not so sweet Just the right treat' 01:03:30.021 --> 01:03:31.355 align:center Shot okay 01:03:32.688 --> 01:03:33.771 align:center Awesome 01:03:33.813 --> 01:03:35.771 align:center You did a great job, dear As sweet as this 'halwa' 01:03:35.813 --> 01:03:38.355 align:center Take 10 kg of this sweet instead of your remuneration 01:03:38.438 --> 01:03:40.146 align:center - Go...go...go - Ace fraud! 01:03:40.230 --> 01:03:41.313 align:center Will any man eat this? 01:03:41.355 --> 01:03:43.646 align:center Did you get the payment from the red chilly company? 01:03:43.730 --> 01:03:45.480 align:center 'That fraud company is dilly dallying, sir' 01:03:45.521 --> 01:03:46.605 align:center Bash him up and collect 01:03:46.646 --> 01:03:48.563 align:center "Ad commercials not enough" 01:03:48.605 --> 01:03:50.146 align:center - Boss! - Ouch! 01:03:50.313 --> 01:03:53.230 align:center Santhosh is pretending to be the son of scientist Vaali living in Bangkok 01:03:53.271 --> 01:03:54.646 align:center And fooling Shivani 01:03:54.730 --> 01:03:57.146 align:center - He has some plan up his sleeve - Why do you assume that? 01:03:57.230 --> 01:04:01.813 align:center Boss, Shivani showed Pushpa Santhosh's photo as Vaali's son 01:04:01.896 --> 01:04:04.563 align:center Pushpa sent it to her friend Ruby Ruby forwarded to her friend Baby 01:04:04.605 --> 01:04:05.896 align:center Baby sent it to Gaby 01:04:05.938 --> 01:04:07.521 align:center Shut up Matter confirmed? 01:04:07.563 --> 01:04:08.938 align:center - 100% confirmed - Call her 01:04:08.980 --> 01:04:10.021 align:center Right now 01:04:12.146 --> 01:04:14.230 align:center - Who is it? - Ganesh 01:04:14.438 --> 01:04:16.938 align:center From Chennai Owns Ganesh ad agency 01:04:16.980 --> 01:04:18.271 align:center He doesn't like Santhosh 01:04:18.313 --> 01:04:20.021 align:center He knows I don't like Santhosh either 01:04:20.063 --> 01:04:22.146 align:center So he is trying to gang up with me against Santhosh 01:04:22.230 --> 01:04:24.105 align:center - What did you tell him? - I yelled at him 01:04:24.146 --> 01:04:25.230 align:center This is not war to misuse 01:04:25.271 --> 01:04:27.980 align:center Assuming I'll befriend him because we have a common enemy 01:04:28.021 --> 01:04:29.313 align:center Pccht! He is calling me again 01:04:29.355 --> 01:04:30.605 align:center Don't pick...cool 01:04:30.646 --> 01:04:32.146 align:center Already too much of solar energy 01:04:32.230 --> 01:04:34.563 align:center If your head heats up your brain will get a sunstroke! 01:04:34.605 --> 01:04:36.355 align:center Why don't you buy ice cream for us? 01:04:36.396 --> 01:04:37.396 align:center Ice cream? Where? 01:04:37.438 --> 01:04:38.480 align:center You can cool down 01:04:38.521 --> 01:04:40.063 align:center Right over here Nitrogen ice 01:04:40.355 --> 01:04:42.021 align:center - Okay, I'll get it - I'll hold this 01:04:42.063 --> 01:04:43.105 align:center Okay 01:04:45.105 --> 01:04:46.146 align:center I swear I'll- 01:04:47.355 --> 01:04:49.271 align:center - Hello? - Hello (female tone) 01:04:50.146 --> 01:04:51.438 align:center I'm Shivani speaking 01:04:52.271 --> 01:04:54.313 align:center If I call Shivani's # only Shivani can speak! 01:04:54.396 --> 01:04:56.230 align:center As if Santhosh will speak! 01:04:56.355 --> 01:04:58.646 align:center [mimicking Shivani's voice] 01:04:58.730 --> 01:04:59.730 align:center Speak up 01:04:59.771 --> 01:05:00.813 align:center [giggling] 01:05:00.855 --> 01:05:01.896 align:center Nice joke! 01:05:02.105 --> 01:05:04.813 align:center Talk without shaking your head Weak signal, your voice is breaking 01:05:04.855 --> 01:05:10.771 align:center Shivani, you sent Santhosh's photo to Pushpa thinking it is Vaali's son 01:05:11.313 --> 01:05:13.146 align:center Pushpa sent it to Gaby 01:05:13.230 --> 01:05:15.105 align:center Gaby sent it to Baby 01:05:15.146 --> 01:05:17.938 align:center - 'Baby sent it to Ruby' - Madcap! 01:05:18.230 --> 01:05:21.271 align:center In short, the guy with you is not Magizhan 01:05:21.480 --> 01:05:23.146 align:center Santhosh! 01:05:24.355 --> 01:05:27.271 align:center Are you so shocked you are speechless? 01:05:27.396 --> 01:05:28.730 align:center Yes, sir 01:05:28.855 --> 01:05:31.355 align:center This is a huge favor from your end 01:05:31.480 --> 01:05:32.813 align:center In return 01:05:33.396 --> 01:05:35.230 align:center I'll do something BIG for you 01:05:35.355 --> 01:05:36.396 align:center Thank you, sir 01:05:37.271 --> 01:05:39.355 align:center Nailed you, Santhosh! 01:05:39.563 --> 01:05:41.605 align:center First I have to block this fellow's # 01:05:41.730 --> 01:05:44.146 align:center Use 50 lens, low angle and trolley back, this is the frame 01:05:44.230 --> 01:05:46.230 align:center Are you still stuck on low angle shots? 01:05:46.271 --> 01:05:48.146 align:center Hey! Santhosh How are you, dude? 01:05:48.230 --> 01:05:49.396 align:center Hello, sir, hi 01:05:49.438 --> 01:05:51.063 align:center This is our DoP 01:05:51.105 --> 01:05:53.021 align:center Why do you have bananas on your banian, sir? 01:05:53.063 --> 01:05:54.563 align:center He's a big shot in the ad industry 01:05:54.605 --> 01:05:56.355 align:center Name Santhosh rings a bell everywhere 01:05:56.396 --> 01:05:58.605 align:center - You didn't introduce sir - He is Sudhakar S.Raj 01:05:58.646 --> 01:06:00.813 align:center Sudha, he is the sole reason for MJ company's success 01:06:00.855 --> 01:06:03.646 align:center Santhosh, very soon we will do an international ad together 01:06:03.730 --> 01:06:06.271 align:center Sir, you will direct a film in my new company 01:06:06.313 --> 01:06:07.855 align:center - We'll do it on a big scale - 100% 01:06:07.896 --> 01:06:09.605 align:center - You shouldn't forget me - Definitely 01:06:17.730 --> 01:06:18.771 align:center Santhosh 01:06:18.980 --> 01:06:20.646 align:center - Santhosh? - Sir 01:06:21.896 --> 01:06:24.605 align:center Who is this? Your friend or new staff? 01:06:26.063 --> 01:06:27.105 align:center Caught red-handed! 01:06:27.146 --> 01:06:29.980 align:center - 'Hi, I'm director Prashant Raj' - Ooops! Sorry 01:06:30.688 --> 01:06:31.771 align:center Music 01:06:32.105 --> 01:06:33.480 align:center Arjun Janya album 01:06:33.563 --> 01:06:34.771 align:center Oh! How nice 01:06:34.813 --> 01:06:36.063 align:center Hi, I'm Prashanth Raj 01:06:36.105 --> 01:06:37.563 align:center Actually MJ company Santhosh and I- 01:06:37.605 --> 01:06:40.230 align:center We are here to experience 'Santhosham' as in pure happiness 01:06:40.271 --> 01:06:42.396 align:center I think you are busy now Shall we meet this evening? 01:06:42.438 --> 01:06:43.605 align:center - Have a nice time - Okay, bye 01:06:43.646 --> 01:06:45.563 align:center - How do you know him? - Sir, is she your wife? 01:06:46.396 --> 01:06:47.771 align:center Is it so very important, sir? 01:06:47.813 --> 01:06:50.146 align:center Your track is being thrown into the water, go check 01:06:50.188 --> 01:06:51.730 align:center Let's go, dear 01:07:00.771 --> 01:07:03.355 align:center "Miss Universe divine" 01:07:05.563 --> 01:07:08.146 align:center "Miss World sublime" 01:07:10.313 --> 01:07:17.563 align:center "In your beauty profound like a raindrop I was spellbound" 01:07:19.646 --> 01:07:24.396 align:center "I circled you 10 times, my love-ly" 01:07:24.563 --> 01:07:28.480 align:center "My kissable moon missy That just wasn't enough for me" 01:07:29.396 --> 01:07:33.980 align:center "When our fingers touch tingly I burst into flames of desire truly" 01:07:34.355 --> 01:07:38.521 align:center "When you come close to me I stick to you spontaneously" 01:08:03.896 --> 01:08:11.896 align:center "As a fish in a river swimming happily till now even I never aspired for the sea" 01:08:13.563 --> 01:08:21.396 align:center "O' kind and cool breeze from the sea why do you smile and waft away coolly?" 01:08:23.146 --> 01:08:27.855 align:center "The wind which touched you and that wisp of a cloud-bud too" 01:08:27.896 --> 01:08:32.271 align:center "They will seek me out anew to nod their approval of my beau" 01:08:32.355 --> 01:08:36.355 align:center "You are the illusive miracle I seek true" 01:08:36.480 --> 01:08:40.771 align:center "I circled you 10 times, my sweety" 01:08:41.438 --> 01:08:45.896 align:center "My kissable moon feisty That wasn't enough for me" 01:08:46.105 --> 01:08:50.438 align:center "I circled you 10 times, my lassie" 01:08:50.896 --> 01:08:54.813 align:center "My kissable moon missy That just wasn't enough for me" 01:08:55.730 --> 01:09:00.396 align:center "When our fingers touch tingly I ignite instantly befittingly" 01:09:00.688 --> 01:09:04.563 align:center "When you come close to me I stick to you spontaneously" 01:09:05.355 --> 01:09:09.688 align:center "I circled you 10 times, my lassie" 01:09:10.146 --> 01:09:15.980 align:center "My kissable moon missy That just wasn't enough for me" 01:09:23.980 --> 01:09:26.563 align:center At the end of a song usually they drink from the same straw 01:09:26.605 --> 01:09:27.855 align:center But I am unique 01:09:28.063 --> 01:09:29.771 align:center I've got juice separately for you 01:09:39.521 --> 01:09:40.938 align:center - Hello? - Hi Santhosh 01:09:41.146 --> 01:09:42.521 align:center I heard of a strip club here 01:09:42.563 --> 01:09:44.563 align:center - Strip club means? - Local cabaret 01:09:44.605 --> 01:09:46.313 align:center - I've got 2 tickets - Oh! 01:09:46.355 --> 01:09:49.938 align:center You know what's special here? The girls dance in a 2-piece dress! 01:09:49.980 --> 01:09:51.563 align:center As the hours fly 01:09:51.563 --> 01:09:53.938 align:center They fling both the pieces on our face it seems 01:09:53.980 --> 01:09:55.980 align:center We can bring home 2 'pieces' 01:09:56.188 --> 01:09:57.896 align:center Hug them the whole night through 01:09:57.980 --> 01:09:59.855 align:center Arms around their Waist, A to W 01:09:59.938 --> 01:10:01.521 align:center Bend their body, XYZ 01:10:01.563 --> 01:10:03.563 align:center We can sing soft consonants like S, F, Ha, and TH 01:10:03.605 --> 01:10:05.980 align:center Come soon and connect, Santhosh 01:10:06.063 --> 01:10:09.605 align:center I'm not coming to any strip club Count me out, bye 01:10:09.688 --> 01:10:11.105 align:center Who is distracting you, Magizhan? 01:10:11.188 --> 01:10:12.688 align:center This Santhosh called 01:10:13.271 --> 01:10:15.105 align:center He branded me like all other gaping idiots! 01:10:15.396 --> 01:10:18.146 align:center Using girls as bait tapping on my weak point 01:10:18.230 --> 01:10:21.188 align:center He's trying to get the formula of Blockbuster products from me 01:10:21.230 --> 01:10:22.980 align:center Inviting me to a strip club! 01:10:23.521 --> 01:10:25.188 align:center He's quite capable, trash of a tramp! 01:10:26.105 --> 01:10:29.105 align:center If that fraud wants his job done he will even fall at a donkey's feet 01:10:31.605 --> 01:10:32.980 align:center Oh! Again it's him 01:10:34.188 --> 01:10:36.605 align:center - Hello? - Where are you now? 01:10:36.730 --> 01:10:39.396 align:center Make it fast My youth wants to feast 01:10:39.480 --> 01:10:41.521 align:center Okay...okay Coming...coming 01:10:41.855 --> 01:10:42.938 align:center What happened? 01:10:42.980 --> 01:10:45.063 align:center As soon as I heard his piece about the pieces 01:10:45.105 --> 01:10:47.313 align:center A chemical reaction formed within me head to toe 01:10:47.438 --> 01:10:49.396 align:center You know the middle oblongata in the brain 01:10:49.480 --> 01:10:51.355 align:center A craving started from there to- 01:10:51.396 --> 01:10:52.521 align:center No...no...no 01:10:54.563 --> 01:10:57.938 align:center If you have to forget some bad news you must see something good for 1 minute 01:10:58.230 --> 01:10:59.271 align:center Look at my eyes 01:11:05.313 --> 01:11:06.355 align:center You are right 01:11:06.771 --> 01:11:07.813 align:center No 01:11:07.980 --> 01:11:09.980 align:center When you moved away hormone are playing up inside 01:11:10.105 --> 01:11:11.563 align:center Wait...wait 1 minute 01:11:14.480 --> 01:11:15.563 align:center Hello? 01:11:16.271 --> 01:11:18.605 align:center - Pushpa ma'am, I need a favor from you - What? 01:11:18.688 --> 01:11:21.105 align:center That Santhosh rascal is trying to distract Magizhan 01:11:21.146 --> 01:11:22.438 align:center ...using strip club as a bait 01:11:22.480 --> 01:11:24.230 align:center Has he come there too? 01:11:24.313 --> 01:11:27.188 align:center You engage him in the hotel and hold him, okay? 01:11:27.271 --> 01:11:30.438 align:center Is that Santhosh torturing you here too? 01:11:30.480 --> 01:11:32.938 align:center He is in for Arabic blow from me now 01:11:32.980 --> 01:11:34.313 align:center I'll pep up my energy level 01:11:36.396 --> 01:11:38.396 align:center Housekeeping I'm a stud speaking 01:11:38.480 --> 01:11:40.646 align:center Can I get a mare? I'm in a race mood 01:11:40.980 --> 01:11:42.188 align:center Send it fast 01:11:42.230 --> 01:11:44.771 align:center Send it faaaaaaaast 01:11:45.313 --> 01:11:46.563 align:center [neighing sound] 01:11:46.646 --> 01:11:48.563 align:center Lightning speed, eh? 01:11:49.063 --> 01:11:50.313 align:center Fastest service 01:11:50.855 --> 01:11:51.855 align:center What is this? 01:11:51.938 --> 01:11:53.813 align:center - He has sent a rhinoceros! - What? 01:11:54.563 --> 01:11:56.563 align:center If you ride a horse, you're a sepoy 01:11:56.855 --> 01:11:58.813 align:center If you ride an elephant you're a warrior 01:11:59.230 --> 01:12:01.813 align:center One who ravishes a rhino is a super warrior 01:12:02.188 --> 01:12:03.771 align:center I shall take that title 01:12:07.105 --> 01:12:08.105 align:center Hey! 01:12:08.980 --> 01:12:10.313 align:center Do you know something? 01:12:10.396 --> 01:12:13.813 align:center You have a sister who resembles you in Madras 01:12:13.980 --> 01:12:16.688 align:center Your dad has sown his seeds whichever city he visited! 01:12:19.480 --> 01:12:22.230 align:center - What is your name? - Push-pa 01:12:22.688 --> 01:12:24.521 align:center What a lovely flower True to your name! 01:12:25.563 --> 01:12:27.896 align:center - Don't touch me - Your scent is mesmerizing me 01:12:27.980 --> 01:12:30.521 align:center Is that 'yes' or 'no'? 01:12:30.563 --> 01:12:32.896 align:center - Bloody scumbag! - Yes, I loved it 01:12:32.938 --> 01:12:35.355 align:center - Loved, huh? - You know one thing, my flower 01:12:35.438 --> 01:12:37.563 align:center I don't like that soft romance 01:12:37.605 --> 01:12:40.313 align:center - English - I always like violence in romance 01:12:40.896 --> 01:12:42.730 align:center - Kill me, dear - I've come to do so 01:12:42.771 --> 01:12:44.980 align:center - Take me, dear - That's my plan! 01:12:45.146 --> 01:12:46.188 align:center Attack me 01:12:46.230 --> 01:12:48.396 align:center I love bad words Come on, start 01:12:48.438 --> 01:12:49.938 align:center Do you like knife-play? 01:12:49.980 --> 01:12:51.355 align:center With every blow of mine- 01:12:51.396 --> 01:12:52.646 align:center It's called hard core romance 01:12:52.730 --> 01:12:54.521 align:center - What's your damn age? - Come on, show 01:12:54.563 --> 01:12:56.396 align:center Will you ask for love? 01:12:57.313 --> 01:12:58.480 align:center What is your next move? 01:13:02.563 --> 01:13:04.605 align:center Have you sprinkled calcium carbonate in the toilet? 01:13:04.646 --> 01:13:06.438 align:center 'Sprinkled bleaching powder Splashed phenyl' 01:13:06.480 --> 01:13:07.688 align:center Don't say 'bleaching powder'- 01:13:07.730 --> 01:13:09.396 align:center Oh gawd! I've got the loosies! 01:13:09.730 --> 01:13:11.355 align:center Sir is going back into the time machine 01:13:11.396 --> 01:13:13.480 align:center - Sir...sir, Vaali sir - 'Who is it?' 01:13:13.980 --> 01:13:16.188 align:center - When did you come? - I am going only now 01:13:16.230 --> 01:13:17.938 align:center How many years ago did you go? 01:13:17.980 --> 01:13:19.563 align:center This is my routine for 60 years 01:13:19.646 --> 01:13:21.438 align:center - Oh my God! Awesome - Why do you ask? 01:13:21.480 --> 01:13:23.355 align:center - Who are you, dear? - Sir, my name is Shivani 01:13:23.396 --> 01:13:24.730 align:center I've come regarding Blockbuster 01:13:24.771 --> 01:13:26.313 align:center Your son knows me very well 01:13:26.646 --> 01:13:27.688 align:center - My son, huh? - Yes 01:13:27.730 --> 01:13:28.813 align:center - Who is my son? - Dad 01:13:28.855 --> 01:13:30.063 align:center I'm your son 01:13:30.105 --> 01:13:31.771 align:center My Rukku's and my son 01:13:31.938 --> 01:13:34.063 align:center - Where did you go, my dear? - Busy gallivanting! 01:13:34.105 --> 01:13:35.938 align:center This is Shivani who has come regarding Blockbus- 01:13:35.980 --> 01:13:38.605 align:center - Sir, can I go in it? - Sure, it is Indian 01:13:38.646 --> 01:13:41.063 align:center I don't know how to use this If you could explain in detail- 01:13:41.105 --> 01:13:42.646 align:center You want me to get into the details? 01:13:42.688 --> 01:13:44.230 align:center What's wrong with her? Embarrassing- 01:13:44.271 --> 01:13:45.230 align:center I'll handle it 01:13:45.271 --> 01:13:47.563 align:center He is dealing with Elon Musk How can he go to space now? 01:13:47.563 --> 01:13:49.188 align:center - Wait in the car - Can't pee in peace! 01:13:49.230 --> 01:13:50.271 align:center Go...go...go 01:13:50.313 --> 01:13:51.646 align:center Sir...sir...sir 01:13:51.688 --> 01:13:53.688 align:center - Sir...1 minut- - You want this in detail too? 01:13:53.730 --> 01:13:55.771 align:center 2 days since you said you'll give me the formula 01:13:55.813 --> 01:13:57.813 align:center Wait for 5 minutes I'll download and tell you 01:13:57.855 --> 01:13:59.480 align:center Give me the formula and then go, sir 01:13:59.521 --> 01:14:01.063 align:center Urgent, I may go right here 01:14:01.105 --> 01:14:03.521 align:center You must give me the formula and only then go in there 01:14:03.813 --> 01:14:06.146 align:center You can't get the formula you want 01:14:06.271 --> 01:14:07.521 align:center Sir, why not? 01:14:07.563 --> 01:14:08.730 align:center You are being a royal pain! 01:14:08.771 --> 01:14:09.938 align:center No means NO 01:14:09.980 --> 01:14:11.813 align:center Tell me the reason and then go, sir 01:14:11.855 --> 01:14:14.146 align:center I can't hold on I have to go back many years! 01:14:14.313 --> 01:14:17.563 align:center 'A Thai girl joined as assistant to my father who was an alchemist' 01:14:17.688 --> 01:14:20.438 align:center 'Soon after they fell in love and she became my dad's 2nd wife' 01:14:20.563 --> 01:14:21.605 align:center 'A baby boy was born' 01:14:21.646 --> 01:14:23.105 align:center 'He is my half-brother Sukreevan' 01:14:23.396 --> 01:14:26.855 align:center 'Drinking the multi-purpose product my father discovered, my step-mother died' 01:14:27.230 --> 01:14:30.896 align:center 'Blaming my father for his mother's demise' 01:14:30.980 --> 01:14:33.730 align:center 'My brother walked off in a huff and joined a Samurai clan' 01:14:34.063 --> 01:14:35.688 align:center 'He returned when my father died' 01:14:35.855 --> 01:14:37.521 align:center 'When we divided our inheritance equally' 01:14:37.563 --> 01:14:40.563 align:center 'He took one half of the multi-purpose formula my father invented' 01:14:40.563 --> 01:14:42.521 align:center 'And gave the other half to me' 01:14:42.730 --> 01:14:45.521 align:center 'That's why I was unable to continue this research' 01:14:45.563 --> 01:14:46.605 align:center Oh! 01:14:47.105 --> 01:14:49.396 align:center Your younger bro has half the formula? 01:14:59.980 --> 01:15:01.646 align:center Do you need all this? 01:15:01.688 --> 01:15:03.813 align:center You don't know him He's a very dangerous fellow 01:15:03.855 --> 01:15:05.855 align:center Sir, you take me to him I'll get it for you 01:15:05.896 --> 01:15:07.438 align:center Why don't you take 'no' for an answer? 01:15:07.480 --> 01:15:09.188 align:center Sir, just take me I'll get the formula 01:15:09.230 --> 01:15:11.188 align:center - Don't be stubborn - I'll check him out 01:15:11.230 --> 01:15:13.188 align:center - Your wish won't get fulfilled - Rukku 01:15:13.230 --> 01:15:14.396 align:center Rukku ma 01:15:14.480 --> 01:15:16.771 align:center If Rukku ma had been alive she would have got me the formula 01:15:16.813 --> 01:15:17.813 align:center Rukku...Rukku 01:15:17.855 --> 01:15:19.313 align:center - Rukku ma - Look, my son 01:15:19.521 --> 01:15:20.605 align:center You shouldn't cry 01:15:20.646 --> 01:15:21.980 align:center If you cry, I'm letting down Rukku 01:15:22.063 --> 01:15:23.271 align:center Will you get me the formula? 01:15:23.438 --> 01:15:25.146 align:center - No chance - Get me the formula? 01:15:25.188 --> 01:15:26.855 align:center Don't ask me that alone 01:15:26.896 --> 01:15:28.771 align:center Okay, I'll take you to him 01:15:30.396 --> 01:15:31.855 align:center 'Listen to me' 01:15:31.938 --> 01:15:34.480 align:center It isn't too late Let's make a hasty retreat 01:15:34.563 --> 01:15:36.980 align:center Don't you see how dangerous he looks? 01:15:37.105 --> 01:15:38.771 align:center 'He is a heartless brute' 01:15:41.063 --> 01:15:42.146 align:center Who is he? 01:15:42.188 --> 01:15:43.813 align:center Serving fried rice in a Fast food center 01:15:43.855 --> 01:15:46.563 align:center - Fried rice? - Wearing a bathroom robe in a 5 star hotel 01:15:46.688 --> 01:15:48.188 align:center - Is he your younger brother? - Yes 01:15:48.230 --> 01:15:49.355 align:center [Who are you?] 01:15:49.396 --> 01:15:50.605 align:center They don't understand Thai 01:15:50.688 --> 01:15:52.063 align:center [Aiyaiyo!] 01:15:52.105 --> 01:15:53.521 align:center Who the hell are you? 01:15:54.230 --> 01:15:55.980 align:center I am...Vaali 01:15:56.063 --> 01:15:57.146 align:center That formula? 01:15:57.355 --> 01:15:58.355 align:center Vaali? 01:15:58.438 --> 01:15:59.521 align:center Vamoose! 01:15:59.563 --> 01:16:01.980 align:center I told you I won't give you 01:16:02.438 --> 01:16:03.938 align:center Who are these two? 01:16:04.146 --> 01:16:08.438 align:center He has brought a junior Dharmendra and a fatso who has not showered 01:16:08.730 --> 01:16:10.563 align:center What audacity! 01:16:10.646 --> 01:16:11.688 align:center Sukreeva 01:16:12.105 --> 01:16:13.146 align:center He is 01:16:13.313 --> 01:16:15.396 align:center You know Rukku from Oothukuli? 01:16:15.438 --> 01:16:16.813 align:center Her grandma used to fry 'bhajji' 01:16:16.855 --> 01:16:20.063 align:center Rukku used to wrap the fritters in a paper and give it to you and me secretly 01:16:20.105 --> 01:16:21.813 align:center - He is her son - Vanakkam 01:16:21.896 --> 01:16:25.480 align:center Are you squeezing oil out of fritters on an old newspaper?! 01:16:25.855 --> 01:16:28.480 align:center - What is this, sir? - Bad sign, he's twisting his palm 01:16:28.646 --> 01:16:30.563 align:center Everyone is working with the laptop on his lap 01:16:30.563 --> 01:16:32.396 align:center That has become an issue without any tissue! 01:16:32.438 --> 01:16:33.521 align:center Hear me out clearly 01:16:33.563 --> 01:16:35.396 align:center One shoe in your foot One shoe on my foot 01:16:35.438 --> 01:16:36.563 align:center What can I do with 1 shoe? 01:16:36.563 --> 01:16:37.730 align:center - Can do - Do what? 01:16:37.771 --> 01:16:39.230 align:center Can slap you with that shoe! 01:16:39.271 --> 01:16:42.063 align:center Is this shoe philosophy needed now? Shut your holes and let me talk 01:16:42.105 --> 01:16:43.188 align:center 'Sir, listen' 01:16:43.271 --> 01:16:45.563 align:center That's a formula used to make a multipurpose product 01:16:45.605 --> 01:16:48.605 align:center If we give it to us, with the help of a scientist we will put it to good use 01:16:48.646 --> 01:16:50.771 align:center Not just India We will make it world famous 01:16:50.813 --> 01:16:52.313 align:center Why are you being so stubborn? 01:16:52.396 --> 01:16:54.771 align:center - It isn't just a multipurpose tablet - Then what? 01:16:54.855 --> 01:16:56.688 align:center Multi million worth tablets 01:16:56.980 --> 01:16:58.938 align:center How can I give it for free? 01:16:58.980 --> 01:17:01.105 align:center - Heard him? - Oh! Multi million 01:17:01.355 --> 01:17:02.563 align:center Now I get it 01:17:02.855 --> 01:17:06.521 align:center Tuft head wants a settlement Shall we grease his palm? 01:17:06.563 --> 01:17:07.563 align:center He isn't asking that 01:17:07.563 --> 01:17:09.480 align:center Something else and you don't get it 01:17:09.521 --> 01:17:13.396 align:center If you really have the guts, defeat my boys in a wrestling match and take it from me 01:17:13.438 --> 01:17:14.563 align:center All you want is a fight? 01:17:14.605 --> 01:17:16.063 align:center [gibberish rhyme'] 01:17:16.105 --> 01:17:17.896 align:center - Santhosh, ready - What's wrong with you? 01:17:17.938 --> 01:17:19.730 align:center We can't return to India without the product 01:17:19.771 --> 01:17:21.813 align:center Ba-ka-suraaaaaaa! 01:17:22.355 --> 01:17:23.313 align:center Come on 01:17:23.355 --> 01:17:25.188 align:center Quoting names from director Mohan G's films 01:17:25.230 --> 01:17:26.355 align:center He has started his 'action' 01:17:28.855 --> 01:17:31.813 align:center I can't see any Bakasura even 10 km away 01:17:34.146 --> 01:17:35.688 align:center You are seeing elsewhere 01:17:36.146 --> 01:17:37.271 align:center Come down to earth! 01:17:38.980 --> 01:17:42.313 align:center I thought he will come flying like an eagle He is like an earthworm on the ground 01:17:42.355 --> 01:17:44.355 align:center Santhosh, if you go it is too demeaning for you 01:17:44.396 --> 01:17:46.230 align:center - I'll deal with him myself - No, don't go 01:17:46.271 --> 01:17:47.938 align:center Don't underestimate him 01:17:47.980 --> 01:17:50.605 align:center A scientist shouldn't get scared Try to enjoy this fight 01:17:53.896 --> 01:17:56.230 align:center [Reciting a nonsensical rhyme] 01:17:58.813 --> 01:18:01.771 align:center I'm just inches away Show me your punches! 01:18:12.938 --> 01:18:14.271 align:center Throw a stone on your- 01:18:18.521 --> 01:18:19.521 align:center Get lost! 01:18:20.896 --> 01:18:22.646 align:center I AM THE WINNER! 01:18:27.855 --> 01:18:29.355 align:center What are you going to do? 01:18:29.438 --> 01:18:31.730 align:center 'Place your hand in some other place!' 01:18:31.980 --> 01:18:33.396 align:center 'Hey! What's the plan?' 01:18:34.855 --> 01:18:37.271 align:center 'You think you tiny ants can tame this mighty lion?' 01:18:37.313 --> 01:18:38.730 align:center 'What are you going to d-' 01:18:38.813 --> 01:18:39.980 align:center Oh gawd! 01:18:41.355 --> 01:18:43.313 align:center Spare my body Feel sorry for me 01:18:43.396 --> 01:18:44.563 align:center [Bash him] 01:18:48.521 --> 01:18:51.563 align:center 'He aimed for the main switch' 01:18:51.646 --> 01:18:53.355 align:center Santhosh, come and save me 01:18:53.438 --> 01:18:55.646 align:center - I warned you earlier - Sir, Bakasura is calling you 01:18:55.730 --> 01:18:56.980 align:center Santhosh, come 01:18:57.063 --> 01:18:58.313 align:center - Me? - He wants your help 01:18:58.355 --> 01:19:00.230 align:center - I'm a virgin too, Santhosh! - He's coming 01:19:01.563 --> 01:19:03.646 align:center He is still a virgin, boys 01:19:03.688 --> 01:19:05.896 align:center You damaged his 'Australia', poor fellow! 01:19:07.563 --> 01:19:09.438 align:center Go, sir, what are you waiting for? 01:19:09.480 --> 01:19:10.563 align:center I've fainted 01:19:10.605 --> 01:19:11.646 align:center Fainting fit! 01:19:11.896 --> 01:19:14.480 align:center - Sir - Crushed my walnuts, eh? 01:19:19.146 --> 01:19:21.730 align:center - Let my body rest against the pot - Lean back, sir 01:19:21.980 --> 01:19:23.480 align:center What's your next plan? 01:19:24.271 --> 01:19:25.688 align:center 'DAAII!' 01:20:14.980 --> 01:20:16.605 align:center Bakasura Bakasura 01:20:17.938 --> 01:20:20.396 align:center 'In which gap did he insert the coconut shell in his crotch?' 01:20:22.771 --> 01:20:24.813 align:center Go and play with some toys 01:20:25.146 --> 01:20:26.230 align:center Finiiished! 01:20:26.688 --> 01:20:27.771 align:center Give me the formula 01:20:30.646 --> 01:20:32.521 align:center [Thai] Hassling me! Selling salt to the sea! 01:20:47.688 --> 01:20:48.730 align:center Thank you 01:20:56.521 --> 01:20:57.730 align:center [Thai] Try your luck, dude 01:21:00.063 --> 01:21:01.063 align:center Oh! 01:21:01.105 --> 01:21:02.188 align:center Between you and me! 01:21:38.563 --> 01:21:40.355 align:center What is this new twist? 01:22:13.855 --> 01:22:15.980 align:center Leave me Let me go 01:22:16.230 --> 01:22:17.813 align:center Take out the formula 01:22:17.855 --> 01:22:19.355 align:center 'Give it to me now' 01:22:19.813 --> 01:22:21.105 align:center I'll give it 01:22:21.146 --> 01:22:22.480 align:center I'm giving you my word 01:22:22.521 --> 01:22:23.646 align:center [Thai] Hey! Dwarf 01:22:24.980 --> 01:22:25.980 align:center 'Give it to me' 01:22:26.063 --> 01:22:27.355 align:center 'Take it and leave' 01:22:28.646 --> 01:22:30.105 align:center [Thai] Thank you 01:22:35.063 --> 01:22:37.980 align:center 'You kept your word and delivered I'll prepare the formula for you' 01:22:38.563 --> 01:22:40.771 align:center Oothukuli Rukku's son made the impossible possible 01:22:47.855 --> 01:22:48.938 align:center Shivani? 01:22:49.230 --> 01:22:50.230 align:center Look at me 01:22:50.605 --> 01:22:52.480 align:center Diving into the deep sea for pearls 01:22:52.605 --> 01:22:54.563 align:center Emptying 5 oxygen cylinders 01:22:54.563 --> 01:22:56.230 align:center Divers have come back empty-handed 01:22:56.313 --> 01:22:57.938 align:center But if Lady Luck is smiling on you 01:22:58.230 --> 01:23:00.313 align:center The same pearl will come to our feet 01:23:00.438 --> 01:23:01.480 align:center Like this 01:23:01.563 --> 01:23:02.646 align:center Oh my God! 01:23:03.313 --> 01:23:04.355 align:center It's for you 01:23:04.396 --> 01:23:05.480 align:center Wow! 01:23:06.938 --> 01:23:09.688 align:center I don't have any gift to give you 01:23:09.771 --> 01:23:10.980 align:center Is it a gift only if you give? 01:23:11.355 --> 01:23:12.813 align:center Your presence is a present 01:23:13.688 --> 01:23:15.730 align:center But I must thank Santhosh for all this 01:23:15.771 --> 01:23:18.688 align:center Pccht! Why do you bring up that fraud's name now? 01:23:18.730 --> 01:23:20.605 align:center Why so much pent-up fury against him? 01:23:20.688 --> 01:23:22.438 align:center He is a very creative person 01:23:22.480 --> 01:23:23.730 align:center We must appreciate that 01:23:23.771 --> 01:23:25.355 align:center What big creativity? 01:23:25.563 --> 01:23:27.105 align:center Anyone can create a hype 01:23:27.230 --> 01:23:30.230 align:center The hype we create should be sensational 01:23:30.355 --> 01:23:32.563 align:center If I had been in his shoes 01:23:32.688 --> 01:23:34.396 align:center I would have started it with 'B coming' 01:23:34.480 --> 01:23:35.980 align:center - B means? - Blockbuster 01:23:37.230 --> 01:23:39.230 align:center Wow...wow...wow! 01:23:39.271 --> 01:23:41.438 align:center B coming in 10 days...9 days 01:23:41.521 --> 01:23:43.396 align:center 8...7....6 Count down like that 01:23:43.480 --> 01:23:45.188 align:center That's a super idea 01:23:45.230 --> 01:23:47.355 align:center Santhosh is flying back to India Do you know that? 01:23:47.521 --> 01:23:48.605 align:center Is that so? 01:23:48.646 --> 01:23:51.730 align:center If that fraud is returning to India it means he is planning to con someone 01:23:51.813 --> 01:23:53.896 align:center - I'm also going back - What about the formula? 01:23:53.938 --> 01:23:55.521 align:center You are here 01:23:56.480 --> 01:23:57.855 align:center I am here, right? 01:23:57.896 --> 01:23:59.438 align:center I didn't think of that 01:23:59.730 --> 01:24:01.855 align:center I'll get the formula and come to India 01:24:01.896 --> 01:24:03.313 align:center - Let's go - Magizhan 01:24:05.063 --> 01:24:08.146 align:center I saw you dropping the pearl from your pocket! 01:24:09.146 --> 01:24:10.230 align:center But I love it 01:24:13.938 --> 01:24:14.980 align:center Yes! 01:24:16.563 --> 01:24:17.646 align:center You cheat! 01:24:17.688 --> 01:24:19.396 align:center It's too sunny I could be your shade 01:24:19.438 --> 01:24:20.813 align:center So I thought I could hug you 01:24:20.855 --> 01:24:22.105 align:center Sorry...sorry 01:24:28.438 --> 01:24:29.605 align:center Check the PH limit 01:24:29.813 --> 01:24:31.730 align:center Is it Ph 8? Dilute it 01:24:31.980 --> 01:24:34.355 align:center - Okay? - Fa fa fa fa fa fa fee 01:24:35.980 --> 01:24:37.438 align:center What's the dance in aid of? 01:24:37.521 --> 01:24:38.563 align:center Thank you! 01:24:40.521 --> 01:24:41.563 align:center Okay 01:24:42.438 --> 01:24:45.646 align:center Go and get me H₂SO₄? 01:24:45.855 --> 01:24:46.938 align:center 'Echcha choru' 01:24:47.355 --> 01:24:49.271 align:center Not left over rice, man 01:24:50.563 --> 01:24:52.980 align:center H₂ - SO₄? 01:24:53.438 --> 01:24:55.813 align:center H₂SO₄ means what? 01:24:57.355 --> 01:24:58.813 align:center - Don't you know? - No 01:24:58.896 --> 01:24:59.938 align:center Where did you pass? 01:24:59.980 --> 01:25:01.230 align:center I had to pass urgently 01:25:01.271 --> 01:25:03.188 align:center I went behind your lab to pee, sir 01:25:03.521 --> 01:25:04.521 align:center Hey you! 01:25:04.730 --> 01:25:05.813 align:center - Come here - Yes, sir 01:25:05.896 --> 01:25:07.771 align:center - Brainless bozo! - What happened? 01:25:07.813 --> 01:25:09.896 align:center - Why did you stress him out? - So short tempered 01:25:09.938 --> 01:25:11.480 align:center He's asking me unheard questions 01:25:11.521 --> 01:25:13.896 align:center You hit on that girl and had a merry-go-round go at her- 01:25:13.980 --> 01:25:14.980 align:center Move aside 01:25:15.855 --> 01:25:16.938 align:center So, Mr Vaali 01:25:17.188 --> 01:25:18.188 align:center Mr Vaali 01:25:18.230 --> 01:25:20.646 align:center If I get you the formula from your brother 01:25:20.688 --> 01:25:22.896 align:center You claimed you'll weave your magic in 2 days 01:25:22.938 --> 01:25:25.188 align:center You're sitting with some old junk on your head 01:25:25.230 --> 01:25:27.313 align:center - Old junk, eh? - What is this? 01:25:29.063 --> 01:25:31.063 align:center Sorry, I didn't know it will generate shock waves! 01:25:31.105 --> 01:25:32.480 align:center Sir, I am so pressurized 01:25:32.563 --> 01:25:34.563 align:center When will you hand over the project to me? 01:25:34.605 --> 01:25:37.605 align:center Listen, it isn't 'pani puri' to put your hand into a pot and fish it out 01:25:37.646 --> 01:25:38.855 align:center To swallow in one gulp 01:25:38.938 --> 01:25:41.688 align:center This is a multipurpose product I need time to assemble it 01:25:41.730 --> 01:25:44.188 align:center If we gallop like a horse we'll fall flat on our face, my son 01:25:44.230 --> 01:25:47.271 align:center Sir, I can't stand the torture of the distributor in India who has invested 01:25:47.313 --> 01:25:49.355 align:center I must present the product within 10 days, sir 01:25:49.396 --> 01:25:50.938 align:center Don't worry I'm there for you, Santhosh 01:25:50.980 --> 01:25:52.605 align:center I'll deal with this You leave for India 01:25:52.646 --> 01:25:54.938 align:center I'll come to India with the product in 10 days 01:25:54.980 --> 01:25:56.355 align:center I won't go back on my word 01:25:56.438 --> 01:25:57.855 align:center - Trust me - Thank God 01:25:57.938 --> 01:25:59.230 align:center Do you swear on Rukku? 01:26:00.396 --> 01:26:03.271 align:center This isn't the hand Rukku held and cried 01:26:03.396 --> 01:26:05.605 align:center - This hand - Gave my word to my Rukku on this hand 01:26:05.646 --> 01:26:06.980 align:center My darling Rukku 01:26:07.105 --> 01:26:09.938 align:center I'll come to India for sure with the product in 10 days 01:26:09.980 --> 01:26:11.396 align:center - Okay - I swear on you 01:26:13.105 --> 01:26:14.188 align:center Sorry...sorry 01:26:14.563 --> 01:26:16.938 align:center - Why are you fiddling again? - My hand brushed it by mistake 01:26:16.980 --> 01:26:19.563 align:center - Do you want him as your assistant? - This snake charmer, huh? 01:26:19.563 --> 01:26:22.063 align:center I can even use a dead rat for any experiment of mine 01:26:22.105 --> 01:26:25.230 align:center Why do I need this trash of a frog? Dump him enroute in the Gulf of Thailand 01:26:25.271 --> 01:26:27.188 align:center - Take this left over lump - Okay, sir, thank you 01:26:27.230 --> 01:26:28.605 align:center You will keep up your word, right? 01:26:28.646 --> 01:26:30.355 align:center You've promised on your love for Rukku 01:26:30.396 --> 01:26:33.063 align:center - Don't forget, you've promised - Love you, sir, we'll meet in India 01:26:33.105 --> 01:26:35.271 align:center Things I do for love, Rukku! 01:26:35.396 --> 01:26:38.146 align:center 'Oh gawd! How do I tell you this?' 01:26:38.188 --> 01:26:41.063 align:center I lost my dignity, self respect, even the prestige of my whole clan! 01:26:41.146 --> 01:26:44.105 align:center - With my Thai massage - Madam, what happened? 01:26:44.230 --> 01:26:48.146 align:center That idea thief stole our company's idea, dear 01:26:49.563 --> 01:26:51.980 align:center They stole from under our very eyes when we were wide awake! 01:26:52.063 --> 01:26:53.730 align:center 'Blockbuster in 7 days' 01:26:53.813 --> 01:26:55.563 align:center Ma'am, it has gone viral online 01:26:56.563 --> 01:26:58.188 align:center 'Even online, huh?' 01:26:59.230 --> 01:27:01.438 align:center 'If I had been in his shoes' 01:27:02.396 --> 01:27:04.313 align:center 'I would have started it with 'B coming'' 01:27:04.938 --> 01:27:05.938 align:center 'Block buster' 01:27:09.271 --> 01:27:11.480 align:center 'B coming in 10 days...9 days' 01:27:11.521 --> 01:27:13.521 align:center '8...7....6 Count down like that' 01:27:14.355 --> 01:27:18.521 align:center I won't spare that cheat Santhosh without dissecting him to pieces 01:27:18.563 --> 01:27:19.980 align:center Shivani, prepare for war 01:27:22.938 --> 01:27:23.980 align:center Take, drink 01:27:24.063 --> 01:27:26.396 align:center We can live together without any purpose or reason 01:27:26.438 --> 01:27:28.896 align:center We should never drink without knowing why we are drinking 01:27:28.938 --> 01:27:30.480 align:center It is gross disrespect to alcohol 01:27:30.521 --> 01:27:32.396 align:center - What is the issue? - What's up with you? 01:27:32.480 --> 01:27:34.896 align:center My wife walked off in a huff to her mother's house 01:27:34.980 --> 01:27:36.480 align:center You've reunited my wife with me 01:27:36.563 --> 01:27:39.271 align:center What more reason do I need? I'm so happy, drink and make merry 01:27:39.313 --> 01:27:43.271 align:center No wonder smiling like a bandicoot which ate a giant coconut piece 01:27:44.438 --> 01:27:46.063 align:center - Let's toast - You're making fun of me 01:27:46.688 --> 01:27:47.730 align:center Cheers! 01:27:50.271 --> 01:27:52.188 align:center Aiyo! I'm very nervous, dude 01:27:52.230 --> 01:27:54.480 align:center Age is catching up Take a Neurobion injection 01:27:54.521 --> 01:27:55.521 align:center Not that, buddy 01:27:55.563 --> 01:27:57.730 align:center Don't know how to make the 1st move to make out 01:27:57.813 --> 01:28:00.188 align:center Break a coconut and light a camphor for Re 1 01:28:00.355 --> 01:28:02.771 align:center Yov! Will you ask me ideas how to iron?! 01:28:02.813 --> 01:28:04.771 align:center - Iron, huh? - How do you iron your shirt? 01:28:05.605 --> 01:28:06.980 align:center First press he neck and collar 01:28:07.480 --> 01:28:10.146 align:center Then press the 2 hands and turn them over 01:28:10.188 --> 01:28:12.605 align:center That's all, remember this order and go 01:28:15.646 --> 01:28:18.730 align:center I thought my youth will be wasted without tasting the first flush of love 01:28:18.855 --> 01:28:21.146 align:center You are the reason I'm losing my virginity, thanks 01:28:21.188 --> 01:28:24.480 align:center Seeing both of you being happy together 01:28:24.563 --> 01:28:26.105 align:center Makes me happy 01:28:26.605 --> 01:28:28.355 align:center How will you see us making out? 01:28:28.396 --> 01:28:29.438 align:center Isn't it wrong, Santhosh? 01:28:29.521 --> 01:28:31.146 align:center I've let my fertile imagination run wild 01:28:31.188 --> 01:28:33.105 align:center Don't be a Peeping Tom through this window, dude 01:28:33.146 --> 01:28:35.313 align:center Wicked mind! Go away, Satan! 01:28:41.688 --> 01:28:43.688 align:center You are getting high Got a signal from her, right? 01:28:43.730 --> 01:28:45.188 align:center Munch that apple and go 01:28:47.480 --> 01:28:49.896 align:center He's in a sizzling hot mood 01:28:50.605 --> 01:28:52.188 align:center - You're dead meat, man - Santhosh! 01:28:54.771 --> 01:28:56.480 align:center - My hand hurts - Wait, let me knock 01:28:56.521 --> 01:28:57.688 align:center Hey Santhosh 01:28:57.730 --> 01:28:58.813 align:center 'Open the door' 01:28:58.855 --> 01:29:00.313 align:center Whisky is very risky 01:29:00.396 --> 01:29:03.063 align:center If you have balls come out, Santhosh 01:29:04.438 --> 01:29:06.521 align:center - Hey MJ - 'Santhosh' 01:29:06.980 --> 01:29:08.730 align:center 'Honeycomb head!' 01:29:08.980 --> 01:29:10.313 align:center 'Come out, man' 01:29:10.813 --> 01:29:13.355 align:center 'You are well and truly caught today' 01:29:13.563 --> 01:29:15.563 align:center - 'Santhosh - Bloody thief!' 01:29:15.646 --> 01:29:17.271 align:center - Yes, coming - 'Hiding inside?' 01:29:17.355 --> 01:29:18.813 align:center 'Open the door now' 01:29:19.188 --> 01:29:20.813 align:center You want Santhosh, here I- 01:29:20.855 --> 01:29:22.105 align:center This is not Santhosh 01:29:22.146 --> 01:29:23.438 align:center Magizhan? 01:29:23.480 --> 01:29:24.730 align:center Where is Santhosh? 01:29:24.771 --> 01:29:26.146 align:center He is Magizhan 01:29:29.271 --> 01:29:30.521 align:center Guilty as charged! 01:29:30.563 --> 01:29:32.938 align:center - I am 100% sure that's Magizhan - Let's double confirm 01:29:32.980 --> 01:29:34.146 align:center Knock on the door 01:29:34.188 --> 01:29:35.521 align:center Open the door 01:29:35.646 --> 01:29:37.396 align:center - What happened, Magizhan? - Wait, dear 01:29:37.438 --> 01:29:38.438 align:center Yeah 01:29:38.480 --> 01:29:40.563 align:center Magizhan is Santhosh 01:29:40.980 --> 01:29:43.563 align:center - Magizhan - Where is Santhosh? 01:29:44.438 --> 01:29:46.146 align:center Wait...wait...wait 01:29:46.313 --> 01:29:48.355 align:center - When did you come to India? - True that! 01:29:48.396 --> 01:29:50.896 align:center - How did I land here? - I knew 01:29:50.980 --> 01:29:54.771 align:center That fraud Santhosh has brought you here lying he will get you the Nobel Prize 01:29:54.813 --> 01:29:58.646 align:center Oh my God! If you say it must be the gospel truth! 01:30:00.188 --> 01:30:01.771 align:center Did you pump some fluid to get high? 01:30:01.813 --> 01:30:04.355 align:center If the motor is under repair of course I have to pump water! 01:30:04.396 --> 01:30:05.813 align:center Magizhan, are you drunk? 01:30:06.480 --> 01:30:10.313 align:center Yes, Shivani, Santhosh gave me a 'quarter melon' juice 01:30:10.480 --> 01:30:12.646 align:center I've been feeling dizzy ever since I sipped it 01:30:12.688 --> 01:30:13.855 align:center Quarter melon, huh? 01:30:13.938 --> 01:30:16.438 align:center - I've never tasted a booze like that - Such a pain! 01:30:16.521 --> 01:30:18.855 align:center - That isn't booze, it's juice - Juice, huh? 01:30:18.896 --> 01:30:21.188 align:center Doesn't matter At least give me that recipe 01:30:21.271 --> 01:30:22.813 align:center I can use it for my reels 01:30:22.855 --> 01:30:25.730 align:center Why did you bring a chap selling frogs in Thailand to Tamil Nadu? 01:30:25.771 --> 01:30:26.771 align:center Listen, Magizhan 01:30:26.980 --> 01:30:29.771 align:center Did you tell Santhosh my idea of promoting Block buster? 01:30:29.855 --> 01:30:32.646 align:center Of course I did He came up with a lame concept 01:30:32.688 --> 01:30:35.938 align:center It was really bad, so I told him our concept and he was stunned speechless 01:30:36.063 --> 01:30:38.188 align:center Aiyo! He has started using my concept 01:30:38.230 --> 01:30:39.855 align:center He is doing publicity all over the place 01:30:39.896 --> 01:30:42.105 align:center Oh gawd! Your blood pressure will hit the ceiling now! 01:30:42.146 --> 01:30:43.688 align:center - Aiyo! Santhosh! - Yes...? 01:30:43.730 --> 01:30:44.938 align:center Santhosh! 01:30:44.980 --> 01:30:47.230 align:center We aren't calling you Where is that fraud Santhosh? 01:30:47.313 --> 01:30:50.063 align:center - He is in his room - I'm coming to get you! 01:30:50.146 --> 01:30:51.938 align:center "Beauty is spilt all over, head to toe" 01:30:51.980 --> 01:30:53.938 align:center "How it lures the mind at one go" 01:30:53.980 --> 01:30:57.813 align:center "Goodness! Golden rhapsody Adrenalin rushes in my body" 01:30:58.230 --> 01:31:00.230 align:center "Green sari draped over you fully" 01:31:00.271 --> 01:31:02.188 align:center "Luring this innocent boy's duly" 01:31:02.230 --> 01:31:04.355 align:center [song from 'Sivagamiyin Selvan'] 01:31:04.396 --> 01:31:06.230 align:center What are you doing, dear? 01:31:06.271 --> 01:31:07.980 align:center [chanting gibberish] 01:31:08.271 --> 01:31:09.521 align:center Wait...wait...wait 01:31:09.563 --> 01:31:11.188 align:center He is busy ironing inside 01:31:11.230 --> 01:31:12.938 align:center How long will he be ironing? 01:31:12.980 --> 01:31:14.813 align:center He has to step out We'll wait for him 01:31:14.855 --> 01:31:16.313 align:center It's an old iron box 01:31:16.396 --> 01:31:18.938 align:center Takes time to heat up Come back later 01:31:18.980 --> 01:31:20.938 align:center I won't spare him Don't block the door, move 01:31:20.980 --> 01:31:22.980 align:center - Door is locked - Door is open 01:31:23.105 --> 01:31:24.730 align:center What is happening here? 01:31:24.813 --> 01:31:26.896 align:center Do you call this 'ironing'? 01:31:26.938 --> 01:31:28.813 align:center Won't you do anything new? 01:31:28.896 --> 01:31:31.105 align:center Aren't you ashamed doing this by stealing an idea? 01:31:31.146 --> 01:31:32.480 align:center What more can I do? 01:31:32.521 --> 01:31:34.521 align:center Nothing more can be done on a wedding night! 01:31:34.563 --> 01:31:35.855 align:center Just that it is 'wedding noon'! 01:31:35.896 --> 01:31:38.896 align:center You move this side Which by-pass did you find her? 01:31:38.980 --> 01:31:39.938 align:center By-pass? 01:31:39.980 --> 01:31:43.188 align:center What contract are you trying to clinch using her to lure whom? 01:31:43.230 --> 01:31:45.355 align:center With this face, you won't even get a soap box ad 01:31:45.396 --> 01:31:47.563 align:center - 'Drag that girl away' - You and your damn face! 01:31:47.605 --> 01:31:49.355 align:center Your rusted ad isn't my priority now 01:31:49.396 --> 01:31:50.771 align:center All of you step out for 10 minutes 01:31:50.813 --> 01:31:52.521 align:center I'll break a pumpkin to de-spell any jinx 01:31:52.563 --> 01:31:54.521 align:center They are branding me a hooker 01:31:54.563 --> 01:31:56.063 align:center You are keeping quiet gaping 01:31:56.105 --> 01:31:57.771 align:center Do you have brains, hussy? 01:31:57.855 --> 01:31:58.855 align:center To get money 01:31:58.896 --> 01:32:01.646 align:center ...he'll massage your hands, feet, why, he'll even fall into a gutter 01:32:01.688 --> 01:32:02.813 align:center How can you trust him? 01:32:02.855 --> 01:32:03.938 align:center First get out of here, di 01:32:03.980 --> 01:32:05.105 align:center This will do 01:32:05.188 --> 01:32:07.105 align:center She'll leave of her own accord in a while 01:32:07.146 --> 01:32:09.688 align:center Magizhan, it is an insult to you if you stay here a minute longer 01:32:09.730 --> 01:32:10.813 align:center Come away from here 01:32:10.855 --> 01:32:13.355 align:center I won't let this beetle head go scot-free 01:32:13.480 --> 01:32:16.771 align:center Random females are barging in and calling me dirty names 01:32:16.813 --> 01:32:18.646 align:center What are you doing standing silently? 01:32:18.688 --> 01:32:20.938 align:center Ham...am...sa! 01:32:22.855 --> 01:32:24.980 align:center Come in, this is my home You can treat it as yours too 01:32:25.021 --> 01:32:27.313 align:center - Oh! 'Our' home sweet home, huh? - Magizhan! 01:32:27.730 --> 01:32:29.563 align:center S...so...sorry 01:32:29.605 --> 01:32:33.313 align:center Ask the people in Walking Street in Bangkok about me 01:32:33.438 --> 01:32:35.730 align:center 'Magizhan no non veg' 01:32:35.771 --> 01:32:36.980 align:center 'No drinks' 01:32:37.063 --> 01:32:38.438 align:center 'No boom-boom' 01:32:38.480 --> 01:32:39.938 align:center 'He's a good boy' 01:32:39.980 --> 01:32:41.771 align:center Everyone will sing my praises 01:32:41.813 --> 01:32:44.938 align:center Santhosh made me drink all kinds of concoctions 01:32:45.021 --> 01:32:47.730 align:center All because of him I made a pass at you 01:32:48.438 --> 01:32:49.980 align:center - Oh Santhosh! - It's okay, Magizhan 01:32:50.105 --> 01:32:53.480 align:center You should always be in a good place That's the way to preserve your dignity 01:32:53.605 --> 01:32:55.271 align:center Don't befriend that savage brute 01:32:55.396 --> 01:32:57.063 align:center Mannerless, has no culture 01:32:57.146 --> 01:32:59.105 align:center 1 minute, let me get something for you to drink 01:32:59.146 --> 01:33:00.396 align:center I don't like him either 01:33:00.438 --> 01:33:02.396 align:center He looks like a half-eaten bun! 01:33:06.188 --> 01:33:07.230 align:center Juice 01:33:07.605 --> 01:33:08.646 align:center This won't work 01:33:09.146 --> 01:33:10.313 align:center This isn't a good idea 01:33:10.480 --> 01:33:13.563 align:center If an unmarried boy and girl live together under the same roof 01:33:13.730 --> 01:33:16.396 align:center If your inner wear and mine are hanging out to dry on the clothesline 01:33:16.438 --> 01:33:19.021 align:center The entire neighborhood will wag its tongue without a conscience 01:33:19.063 --> 01:33:20.646 align:center - I'll go to a hotel - Magizhan 01:33:21.063 --> 01:33:24.230 align:center This town knows only to brand a boy and a girl living together in bad light 01:33:24.271 --> 01:33:25.438 align:center And bad mouth them 01:33:25.730 --> 01:33:27.688 align:center A precious friendship is a beautiful world 01:33:27.730 --> 01:33:29.688 align:center Don't be scared of society Please drink this juice 01:33:29.730 --> 01:33:30.855 align:center This won't work 01:33:31.146 --> 01:33:32.396 align:center You don't know, Shivani 01:33:32.563 --> 01:33:38.646 align:center I just can't bear it if anyone talks ill of someone I like 01:33:39.063 --> 01:33:40.480 align:center - I'll go to a hotel - Magizhan 01:33:41.313 --> 01:33:43.855 align:center Why I don't want you to stay in a hotel is because 01:33:44.021 --> 01:33:46.730 align:center Santhosh will come there too and ruin your life and career 01:33:47.063 --> 01:33:49.813 align:center You can stay here peacefully No one will disturb you 01:33:49.896 --> 01:33:51.146 align:center I'll get your room ready, okay? 01:33:51.188 --> 01:33:52.271 align:center Hey Shivani 01:33:52.646 --> 01:33:53.813 align:center - Juice - Oh! 01:33:54.063 --> 01:33:55.063 align:center Thanks 01:33:56.438 --> 01:33:57.646 align:center She's a weird girl 01:33:58.021 --> 01:34:00.146 align:center She keeps saying 'fraud Santhosh' like a broken record 01:34:00.188 --> 01:34:02.563 align:center And makes a room for her lover right under her roof 01:34:06.480 --> 01:34:07.771 align:center How was your Bangkok trip? 01:34:07.813 --> 01:34:09.105 align:center Sir, very positive 01:34:09.146 --> 01:34:12.230 align:center Bro, 50 reels of mine are super hit 01:34:12.271 --> 01:34:13.813 align:center Gawd! I feel like killing you 01:34:13.896 --> 01:34:15.896 align:center Forever spinning a yarn with your reel! 01:34:16.021 --> 01:34:17.063 align:center Zip your lips! 01:34:17.355 --> 01:34:20.230 align:center Is the Blockbuster product in our hands now? 01:34:20.313 --> 01:34:22.480 align:center That's soooper success Don't worry about it 01:34:22.563 --> 01:34:25.980 align:center - Are we getting the entire contract? - Yes, sir 01:34:26.063 --> 01:34:27.771 align:center What do you mean 'are we getting it?' 01:34:27.813 --> 01:34:28.980 align:center We have clinched the deal 01:34:29.021 --> 01:34:32.771 align:center Our Shivani hooked that scientist's son 01:34:32.813 --> 01:34:34.563 align:center Scientist's son, huh? 01:34:35.355 --> 01:34:37.021 align:center Yes, sir, he is staying with me now 01:34:37.646 --> 01:34:40.313 align:center Why are you updating him? He is a trash of a tramp! 01:34:40.396 --> 01:34:42.646 align:center - Excuse me, sir - Let's go shop or Magizhan 01:34:42.688 --> 01:34:45.438 align:center Is Vaali's son in India? 01:34:45.771 --> 01:34:47.480 align:center That too in Shivani's house? 01:34:48.021 --> 01:34:50.063 align:center Something doesn't fit in this jigsaw! 01:34:50.105 --> 01:34:53.813 align:center "Oh my dear Shivani Are you such a dumbo girlie?" 01:34:53.938 --> 01:34:57.355 align:center "Are a babe in the woods, so naive? Dead meat, dead duck, so easy to deceive?" 01:34:57.438 --> 01:35:01.396 align:center "Are you a babe in the woods, so naive? Dead meat, dead duck, so easy to deceive?" 01:35:03.480 --> 01:35:04.855 align:center Dead meat, dead duck Sounds funny 01:35:04.896 --> 01:35:06.313 align:center Which movie is this song from? 01:35:06.355 --> 01:35:07.563 align:center Not from a movie 01:35:07.605 --> 01:35:10.063 align:center It is from a Malaysian album called 'Madcap missy' 01:35:10.355 --> 01:35:11.396 align:center This is for you 01:35:12.063 --> 01:35:13.730 align:center - What is this? - New set of clothes 01:35:13.980 --> 01:35:15.063 align:center Go and change 01:35:15.105 --> 01:35:16.480 align:center I have to tell you something? 01:35:16.563 --> 01:35:17.938 align:center Won't you tell me in this T-shirt? 01:35:17.980 --> 01:35:19.896 align:center This is fairly new too I've worn it just twice 01:35:19.938 --> 01:35:21.563 align:center Magi, just change for my sake 01:35:23.396 --> 01:35:24.896 align:center I'll be back 01:35:36.605 --> 01:35:38.313 align:center - Tell me, Publicity - Where are you? 01:35:38.563 --> 01:35:42.355 align:center True to my name, I'm living happily in Shivani's house as Magizhan 01:35:42.646 --> 01:35:45.063 align:center She takes care of me like a baby 01:35:45.063 --> 01:35:47.438 align:center Is she powdering you and putting diapers on you? 01:35:48.938 --> 01:35:50.813 align:center She trusts you so much 01:35:51.063 --> 01:35:54.271 align:center Before she finds out confess 'I am Santhosh' to her 01:35:54.313 --> 01:35:56.480 align:center I've already told her you are Santhosh! 01:35:57.063 --> 01:36:00.063 align:center I don't mean me, myself I meant you...as in U 01:36:00.063 --> 01:36:01.813 align:center I've told her you are Santhosh 01:36:01.855 --> 01:36:03.480 align:center Whatever I say will be word play for you 01:36:03.563 --> 01:36:06.688 align:center If that girl finds out the truth imagine how terrible she will feel 01:36:06.730 --> 01:36:09.480 align:center Santhosh, you can lie to cover up your original lie 01:36:09.563 --> 01:36:11.896 align:center If you tell her the truth that truth will save you one day 01:36:53.980 --> 01:36:55.105 align:center Thanks, nice dress 01:36:58.480 --> 01:36:59.771 align:center You look beautiful too 01:37:01.188 --> 01:37:02.271 align:center Thank you 01:37:05.396 --> 01:37:08.063 align:center Room is filled with candles It's soooper hot 01:37:11.480 --> 01:37:12.480 align:center Shivani 01:37:13.021 --> 01:37:14.355 align:center I want to tell you something 01:37:15.438 --> 01:37:16.980 align:center Magizhan, I love you 01:37:17.396 --> 01:37:18.771 align:center Shall we get married? 01:37:42.563 --> 01:37:46.271 align:center "Sexy doll, you are worth every penny with your moves & grooves many" 01:37:46.355 --> 01:37:49.021 align:center "You are tempting golden honey" 01:37:49.105 --> 01:37:53.438 align:center "With your sultry looks turned on me I am locked into you for infinity" 01:37:53.480 --> 01:37:57.688 align:center "When you look at me hot and sizzling I am locked into you forever, darling" 01:37:57.771 --> 01:38:01.313 align:center "Sexy doll, you are worth every penny with your moves and grooves many" 01:38:01.688 --> 01:38:04.146 align:center "Head to toe shiny satiny" 01:38:04.396 --> 01:38:08.688 align:center "With your sultry looks turned on me I am locked into you for infinity" 01:38:08.771 --> 01:38:12.980 align:center "When you look at me hot and sizzling I am locked into you forever, darling" 01:38:13.063 --> 01:38:17.230 align:center "You give me the license to play free" 01:38:17.313 --> 01:38:21.605 align:center "Then like a cop you punish me harshly" 01:38:21.646 --> 01:38:25.480 align:center "Where will I bang my head, tell me?" 01:38:26.271 --> 01:38:29.980 align:center "Sexy doll, you are worth every penny with your moves & grooves many" 01:38:30.021 --> 01:38:32.480 align:center "You are tempting golden honey" 01:38:32.605 --> 01:38:37.063 align:center "With your sultry looks turned on me I am locked into you for infinity" 01:38:37.105 --> 01:38:41.605 align:center "When you look at me hot and sizzling I am locked into you forever, darling" 01:39:08.021 --> 01:39:12.646 align:center "Looting me from the left, any which way Leftover from my right, what a takeaway!" 01:39:16.730 --> 01:39:21.271 align:center "I can quench your thirst with delight Poor you(th)! Sleep tight at night" 01:39:23.688 --> 01:39:27.938 align:center "Let me profess my love for you in styles 500, all brand new" 01:39:28.021 --> 01:39:32.146 align:center "On Mount road I'll erect a banner claiming you as my lover forever" 01:39:32.188 --> 01:39:36.188 align:center "Hey myna! My birdie lady Into my heart you drizzled steady" 01:39:36.230 --> 01:39:40.688 align:center "Hey myna! My birdie always ready Like wine you make my head heady" 01:39:40.771 --> 01:39:45.063 align:center "I am your mehbooba baby!" 01:39:45.396 --> 01:39:49.146 align:center "Sexy doll, you are worth every penny with your moves & grooves many" 01:39:49.188 --> 01:39:51.771 align:center "You are tempting golden honey" 01:39:51.938 --> 01:39:56.146 align:center "With your sultry looks turned on me I am locked into you for infinity" 01:39:56.313 --> 01:40:00.771 align:center "When you look at me hot and sizzling I am locked into you forever, darling" 01:40:19.063 --> 01:40:20.396 align:center Phone- 01:40:20.438 --> 01:40:21.730 align:center Oh! Sorry 1 minute 01:40:25.938 --> 01:40:27.230 align:center - Hello? - Shivani 01:40:27.396 --> 01:40:30.230 align:center You told me Mr Vaali's son is staying with you now 01:40:30.271 --> 01:40:31.646 align:center Yes, sir He is with me 01:40:31.688 --> 01:40:33.771 align:center Nonsense! No chance at all 01:40:34.605 --> 01:40:36.355 align:center Vaali doesn't have a son 01:40:37.230 --> 01:40:41.855 align:center Shivani, I think MJ Company wants to throw us into the street 01:40:43.063 --> 01:40:44.896 align:center Santhosh is fooling you 01:40:46.688 --> 01:40:49.605 align:center I'll send you 2 photos now 01:40:49.730 --> 01:40:54.146 align:center You'll know if the chap staying with you is scientist Vaali's son 01:40:54.271 --> 01:40:58.230 align:center Or he is the director of MJ Company 01:40:58.313 --> 01:41:00.146 align:center 'I'll send you Vaali's photo also' 01:41:00.230 --> 01:41:02.771 align:center Shivani, everyone is taking you for a ride 01:41:02.980 --> 01:41:04.563 align:center How can you be so naive? 01:41:04.605 --> 01:41:05.646 align:center Sir...? 01:41:05.730 --> 01:41:06.771 align:center Hang up now 01:41:40.646 --> 01:41:43.105 align:center Why this sudden plan of an outing together? 01:41:43.855 --> 01:41:46.313 align:center Did you watch FIFA World cup? Messi was too good! 01:41:46.355 --> 01:41:47.771 align:center 'Sooper match' 01:41:48.646 --> 01:41:51.271 align:center The way you had lit the candles was sooo sizzling hot 01:41:51.313 --> 01:41:53.230 align:center I thought we may make a super match too! 01:41:53.271 --> 01:41:55.105 align:center Luckily we stepped out! 01:41:56.063 --> 01:41:59.438 align:center Shivani, what I wanted to tell you 01:41:59.688 --> 01:42:01.355 align:center I wanted to- 01:42:03.896 --> 01:42:05.146 align:center Bro, ball 01:42:08.855 --> 01:42:10.063 align:center Thank you, bro 01:42:33.480 --> 01:42:35.355 align:center Oh! This man, huh? 01:42:35.688 --> 01:42:36.730 align:center Why? 01:42:36.771 --> 01:42:41.188 align:center You keep coming back like a cockroach from the gutter 01:42:41.271 --> 01:42:44.063 align:center Hey! I spared you last time 01:42:44.271 --> 01:42:46.396 align:center This time I won't let you go scot-free 01:42:47.063 --> 01:42:49.105 align:center Hey! I'm a local chap 01:42:49.271 --> 01:42:50.646 align:center Thorough bred low class local 01:42:50.730 --> 01:42:52.396 align:center Hey! Bulbous bulb nose 01:42:52.480 --> 01:42:54.605 align:center No discrimination as high class and low class 01:42:54.646 --> 01:42:56.146 align:center I treat class and mass enmasse! 01:42:56.438 --> 01:42:57.646 align:center Bloody local 01:42:57.730 --> 01:43:00.438 align:center Why are you waiting to listen to his punch dialogs? 01:43:00.480 --> 01:43:01.980 align:center Go and puncture him 01:43:52.688 --> 01:43:54.355 align:center Shivani, go home 01:43:54.563 --> 01:43:59.438 align:center If someone tries to lay a hand on you ordinary fight will turn into a murder case 01:43:59.480 --> 01:44:01.355 align:center - They are a lousy lot - More than you? 01:44:03.480 --> 01:44:04.771 align:center Mr Santhosh 01:44:05.313 --> 01:44:06.355 align:center Oh sorry! 01:44:06.396 --> 01:44:07.480 align:center Mr Magizhan 01:44:08.730 --> 01:44:10.396 align:center I was the one who sent for them 01:44:12.230 --> 01:44:13.271 align:center Does it hurt? 01:44:14.063 --> 01:44:16.146 align:center Did you feel the pain of the blow on your back? 01:44:16.688 --> 01:44:18.438 align:center Shivani, I wanted to tell yo- 01:44:18.730 --> 01:44:19.813 align:center What will you say? 01:44:19.896 --> 01:44:21.563 align:center You think I'll listen to all your tales? 01:44:21.688 --> 01:44:22.771 align:center 'You broke my heart' 01:44:22.813 --> 01:44:25.730 align:center Don't spare him Beat this rascal to a pulp 01:44:53.813 --> 01:44:55.188 align:center 'You are dead, man' 01:45:00.771 --> 01:45:01.813 align:center 'Take this' 01:45:12.938 --> 01:45:13.980 align:center This one too 01:45:34.605 --> 01:45:35.646 align:center Santhosh 01:45:36.230 --> 01:45:38.771 align:center You'll roar like a lion and thrash even if it's an army 01:45:39.105 --> 01:45:40.480 align:center You are sitting with bandages 01:45:41.063 --> 01:45:42.146 align:center I can't believe this 01:45:42.605 --> 01:45:43.730 align:center What happened? 01:45:44.771 --> 01:45:47.021 align:center One who makes a mistake has to take the punishment 01:45:47.771 --> 01:45:51.063 align:center With every blow on my body I saw a look of satisfaction on her face 01:45:51.605 --> 01:45:53.938 align:center We can even cross the sea without getting our feet wet 01:45:54.480 --> 01:45:56.063 align:center But without being teary eyed 01:45:57.063 --> 01:45:58.188 align:center I can't cross over love 01:46:02.105 --> 01:46:03.146 align:center Don't cry 01:46:03.938 --> 01:46:04.980 align:center Be strong 01:46:05.146 --> 01:46:07.021 align:center Shivani is yours one day or the other 01:46:10.230 --> 01:46:13.271 align:center Santhosh, the complaint Shivani submitted to the ad council 01:46:13.396 --> 01:46:14.438 align:center 1 minute 01:46:15.313 --> 01:46:19.105 align:center Santhosh, Shivani has taken the complaint she made against you to the tribunal 01:46:19.146 --> 01:46:20.896 align:center 'She has sued you for 300 million' 01:46:20.980 --> 01:46:22.855 align:center They have given a deadline of 10 days 01:46:22.938 --> 01:46:25.271 align:center What you did is a huge criminal offence 01:46:25.355 --> 01:46:26.730 align:center 'You can even go to jail' 01:46:26.771 --> 01:46:28.396 align:center This matter is getting out of hand 01:46:28.730 --> 01:46:30.438 align:center So...be careful 01:46:30.480 --> 01:46:32.438 align:center Oh! Okay, Sadhana I'll handle it 01:46:32.480 --> 01:46:33.771 align:center I'll take care, thank you 01:46:38.480 --> 01:46:40.355 align:center - Hey! - Keep quiet 01:46:40.646 --> 01:46:42.480 align:center We've been served a notice from the tribunal 01:46:44.063 --> 01:46:46.355 align:center 'Santhosh is already upset' 01:46:46.605 --> 01:46:47.688 align:center Oh! 01:46:48.938 --> 01:46:50.063 align:center What's next? 01:46:52.146 --> 01:46:53.230 align:center What is this? 01:46:53.730 --> 01:46:55.480 align:center Shivani has taken the case to the Tribunal 01:46:56.063 --> 01:46:57.063 align:center Oh my God! 01:46:57.480 --> 01:46:58.980 align:center Is she hell bent on a court case? 01:46:59.688 --> 01:47:02.563 align:center Won't that scientist bring the product by then? 01:47:02.938 --> 01:47:04.605 align:center If we don't get that we are screwed 01:47:04.688 --> 01:47:06.480 align:center Won't he come? Will he come? 01:47:06.646 --> 01:47:07.855 align:center - Will he com- - Hey! 01:47:23.271 --> 01:47:24.355 align:center 'Vanakkam, sir' 01:47:29.063 --> 01:47:30.063 align:center Hello! 01:47:30.105 --> 01:47:32.063 align:center Will you talk only into the mike? 01:47:32.271 --> 01:47:33.771 align:center Not like that, my lord 01:47:33.896 --> 01:47:35.605 align:center My ears are in perfect condition 01:47:35.688 --> 01:47:36.771 align:center Use just your mouth 01:47:36.855 --> 01:47:37.855 align:center My lord 01:47:38.063 --> 01:47:39.896 align:center Santhosh will come with the product 01:47:40.230 --> 01:47:41.438 align:center May be he will believe so 01:47:41.646 --> 01:47:43.605 align:center 'He won't come I will be crucified!' 01:47:43.688 --> 01:47:45.855 align:center We don't want to waste your valuable time 01:47:46.938 --> 01:47:49.813 align:center So please pass the final order, my lord 01:47:51.396 --> 01:47:52.646 align:center - Yov! - 'What?' 01:47:52.896 --> 01:47:55.063 align:center Did you think this is a court or a pub? 01:47:55.230 --> 01:47:56.396 align:center Wearing coolers? 01:47:56.480 --> 01:47:58.396 align:center No one should see my tears, right? 01:47:58.480 --> 01:48:00.896 align:center Does he think he is Arya Khan son of Shah Rukh Khan? 01:48:00.938 --> 01:48:02.396 align:center He won't remove his coolers 01:48:02.480 --> 01:48:03.688 align:center Take it off 01:48:03.730 --> 01:48:05.271 align:center - Stand properly - Okay, sir 01:48:07.230 --> 01:48:08.480 align:center Give me some more time 01:48:08.563 --> 01:48:10.938 align:center No time and no time bomb either 01:48:11.063 --> 01:48:12.105 align:center Finished 01:48:12.438 --> 01:48:13.730 align:center Stop it! 01:48:13.813 --> 01:48:16.063 align:center Our bro Santhosh has come 01:48:26.063 --> 01:48:27.355 align:center Thank you, Lord Muruga 01:48:30.396 --> 01:48:33.980 align:center Bad enough you come late and on top of it, slow motion, huh? 01:48:35.188 --> 01:48:36.771 align:center Sorry for coming late, my lord 01:48:36.813 --> 01:48:38.021 align:center It's okay You're forgiven 01:48:38.063 --> 01:48:39.896 align:center Sorry to have kept you waiting 01:48:40.480 --> 01:48:41.688 align:center Sorry for coming late 01:48:41.730 --> 01:48:43.980 align:center - Sorry for coming late - Stop apologising 01:48:44.021 --> 01:48:45.771 align:center - Get on to the stand - Sorry My lord 01:48:46.480 --> 01:48:48.563 align:center Apology accepted for coming late 01:48:48.646 --> 01:48:50.438 align:center But you are delaying with your 1000 sorry 01:48:50.480 --> 01:48:52.438 align:center Sorry for saying I was sorry, your honor 01:48:52.688 --> 01:48:54.480 align:center Sorry for saying I was sorry 01:48:54.605 --> 01:48:56.063 align:center Sorry for saying I was sorry 01:48:56.105 --> 01:48:59.271 align:center 'Instead of an ordinary prison term looks like he will be sent to the gallows' 01:48:59.313 --> 01:49:00.480 align:center Sorry for delaying- 01:49:00.980 --> 01:49:03.146 align:center How will it be if I strike this gavel on your head? 01:49:03.188 --> 01:49:04.230 align:center Stop it 01:49:04.271 --> 01:49:06.396 align:center - Ask them to stop, I'll stop too - Ask whom? 01:49:06.438 --> 01:49:09.438 align:center After TikTok was banned, those aunties showing their waist in Insta Reels 01:49:09.480 --> 01:49:11.688 align:center - Ask them to stop and I will - I'm not that aunty! 01:49:11.980 --> 01:49:14.438 align:center Thinking my salary has been credited I look at my phone happily 01:49:14.480 --> 01:49:16.396 align:center They send 'Body massage by good looking females' 01:49:16.438 --> 01:49:17.771 align:center Ask them to stop Then I'll stop 01:49:21.771 --> 01:49:23.480 align:center My lord Body massage? 01:49:24.771 --> 01:49:26.271 align:center That's it, my lord Case over 01:49:26.855 --> 01:49:27.896 align:center No...no 01:49:28.230 --> 01:49:29.980 align:center Why is he talking totally unconnected? 01:49:30.021 --> 01:49:31.313 align:center There is a connection, my lord 01:49:31.396 --> 01:49:34.105 align:center There is a connection between each and every event in the world 01:49:34.146 --> 01:49:35.396 align:center According to Chaos theory 01:49:35.480 --> 01:49:36.896 align:center Chaos theory, huh? 01:49:37.146 --> 01:49:38.605 align:center 'Er...what is that?' 01:49:38.646 --> 01:49:40.563 align:center When you bang your gavel saying 'order...order' 01:49:40.646 --> 01:49:43.271 align:center If a harmless black ant crossing slowly gets squashed and dies 01:49:43.313 --> 01:49:47.271 align:center Is it the fault of the gavel or the ant or your mistake? 01:49:50.480 --> 01:49:52.563 align:center Thank God! No squished ant! 01:49:53.730 --> 01:49:56.021 align:center My lord, first ask them to produce their product 01:49:56.105 --> 01:49:57.771 align:center First shall I tell you 1 fact? 01:49:57.813 --> 01:50:00.646 align:center Even if you order 'biriyani' at 2:00 a.m Swiggy will deliver it for you 01:50:00.688 --> 01:50:02.896 align:center But we give them a rating of only 3 or 4 stars! 01:50:02.938 --> 01:50:04.938 align:center How many here give a rating of 5 stars? 01:50:04.980 --> 01:50:06.021 align:center Hello! 01:50:06.063 --> 01:50:08.688 align:center Everyone knows Yuvraj Singh hit sixers in all 6 balls in an over 01:50:08.730 --> 01:50:09.771 align:center My lord! 01:50:09.813 --> 01:50:11.480 align:center If you say, 'Ezhumalai, climb on to my back' 01:50:11.563 --> 01:50:13.855 align:center - How many will understand this joke? - They won't get it 01:50:13.896 --> 01:50:15.730 align:center I'm unable to make calls for the past 8 days 01:50:15.771 --> 01:50:16.813 align:center If I call Customer Care 01:50:16.855 --> 01:50:19.021 align:center 'Press 9 to speak in Tamil' is the automated message 01:50:19.063 --> 01:50:20.188 align:center Why bring that # 9 now?! 01:50:20.230 --> 01:50:22.730 align:center Even if the same film is telecast in any TV channel 10 times 01:50:22.771 --> 01:50:24.188 align:center We will watch it the 11th time 01:50:24.230 --> 01:50:26.646 align:center But at 12 midnight, if a horror film 'House # 13' is telecast 01:50:26.730 --> 01:50:28.480 align:center Will we watch without getting scared? 01:50:28.688 --> 01:50:30.605 align:center - It will be terrifying - Don't confuse everyone 01:50:30.646 --> 01:50:32.980 align:center January 14th, 15th, 16th are declared as 'Pongal' holidays 01:50:33.021 --> 01:50:35.855 align:center Ghajni Mohammad lost 17 times and won the war only at the 18th attempt 01:50:35.896 --> 01:50:37.813 align:center Ghajni Mohammad won 18th time 01:50:37.855 --> 01:50:39.813 align:center I didn't say that, my lord Our History says so 01:50:39.855 --> 01:50:40.980 align:center History, huh? 01:50:41.188 --> 01:50:44.188 align:center Don't know what to say about 19 20 and 21 whizzed past in Lockdown 01:50:44.271 --> 01:50:45.271 align:center If you take 22 01:50:45.313 --> 01:50:46.855 align:center Abortion, my lord! 01:50:47.063 --> 01:50:48.980 align:center Oh gawd! Are you having an abortion, aunty? 01:50:49.021 --> 01:50:50.605 align:center Oh no, my lord 01:50:50.813 --> 01:50:54.688 align:center In the confusion he's creating in all minds 'objection' became 'abortion'! 01:50:54.813 --> 01:50:56.105 align:center - Shut up! - Silence!! 01:50:57.438 --> 01:50:58.480 align:center Stop it, I say 01:51:00.896 --> 01:51:03.313 align:center Now do you or don't you have the product? 01:51:03.396 --> 01:51:04.438 align:center Yes, my lord 01:51:04.480 --> 01:51:05.605 align:center India is my country 01:51:05.688 --> 01:51:08.021 align:center But to go into a pub, if no girl with you 'no entry'! 01:51:08.063 --> 01:51:10.480 align:center Is this democracy? Is this why we obtained freedom? 01:51:10.563 --> 01:51:11.938 align:center What is happening in our country? 01:51:11.980 --> 01:51:13.396 align:center - Why do we vote- - Shut up! 01:51:13.480 --> 01:51:15.438 align:center So you don't have your product 01:51:18.313 --> 01:51:19.646 align:center - Note it down - Yes, my lord 01:51:19.730 --> 01:51:22.480 align:center As per the forgery section # 436 01:51:22.730 --> 01:51:24.396 align:center - Accused # 1 - My lord 01:51:24.438 --> 01:51:25.438 align:center Hey! Shut up 01:51:25.480 --> 01:51:27.605 align:center Write fast He'll start all over again 01:51:28.105 --> 01:51:30.438 align:center Accused # 2 Santhosh 01:51:30.480 --> 01:51:31.771 align:center 'Excuse me, my lord' 01:51:40.605 --> 01:51:42.063 align:center Sorry for coming late, sir 01:51:42.188 --> 01:51:43.771 align:center Who is this repeat performance? 01:51:43.980 --> 01:51:45.313 align:center 'Sorry for coming late' 01:51:45.480 --> 01:51:47.146 align:center He was buying time all along 01:51:47.188 --> 01:51:49.563 align:center - He was letting the soup boil in low flame - Yes, dude 01:51:49.688 --> 01:51:51.063 align:center End of 'Kindling - Part 1' 01:51:51.146 --> 01:51:53.938 align:center - Salute Santhosh for his smart brain - They may chase us out, shut up 01:51:54.021 --> 01:51:55.688 align:center Pardon me for the delay, your honor 01:51:55.730 --> 01:51:56.980 align:center Hey! Shut up 01:51:57.021 --> 01:51:58.730 align:center What do you think of yourself? 01:51:58.813 --> 01:52:02.188 align:center Killing me with your 'sorry' from dawn to dusk? 01:52:02.271 --> 01:52:04.021 align:center I'll mete out extra punishment for you 01:52:04.063 --> 01:52:05.271 align:center Your honor, forgive me 01:52:05.313 --> 01:52:07.188 align:center - My lord, sorry - Don't utter the word 'sorry' 01:52:07.230 --> 01:52:10.480 align:center No, my lord, actually this is the product we wanted to produce before the court 01:52:10.563 --> 01:52:12.230 align:center It's called Blockbuster He is a scientist 01:52:12.271 --> 01:52:13.480 align:center He got delayed on the way 01:52:13.605 --> 01:52:15.230 align:center We are producing this before the court 01:52:15.271 --> 01:52:17.063 align:center My lord, is it that Blockbuster product? 01:52:17.063 --> 01:52:18.771 align:center No label, no certification seal 01:52:18.855 --> 01:52:19.896 align:center No manufacturing date 01:52:19.938 --> 01:52:21.146 align:center No expiry date What is this? 01:52:21.188 --> 01:52:24.188 align:center Even a new born baby won't have a dress, name or certificate 01:52:24.396 --> 01:52:25.896 align:center Will the baby not exist, my lord? 01:52:26.021 --> 01:52:27.063 align:center It's a raw product 01:52:27.188 --> 01:52:28.646 align:center You can taste it if you like 01:52:29.813 --> 01:52:32.021 align:center - Can I eat this? - By all means 01:52:32.146 --> 01:52:34.063 align:center Not necessary only patients should eat this 01:52:34.146 --> 01:52:36.605 align:center Healthy people can take this like drinking coconut water 01:52:36.646 --> 01:52:38.438 align:center From a new born baby to a 100 year old lady 01:52:38.480 --> 01:52:39.438 align:center Anyone can, huh? 01:52:39.480 --> 01:52:41.313 align:center You can trust us and taste it, my lord 01:52:44.480 --> 01:52:45.771 align:center - 'Like it? - Delicious' 01:52:46.771 --> 01:52:48.271 align:center - Very tasty, my lord? - Yes, indeed 01:52:48.313 --> 01:52:50.396 align:center - Give a sample to everyone - Please do, madam 01:52:50.938 --> 01:52:53.480 align:center 'Give it to that 'mehendi' head She'll become a teenager!' 01:52:56.605 --> 01:52:58.146 align:center Quite tasty 01:53:02.438 --> 01:53:04.105 align:center - What happened? - Neighing like a horse? 01:53:06.480 --> 01:53:08.313 align:center - Note this down - Yes, my lord 01:53:08.646 --> 01:53:14.396 align:center As the case against MJ Company has been proved to be false 01:53:14.938 --> 01:53:18.771 align:center This tribunal dismisses this case 01:53:28.188 --> 01:53:30.105 align:center Good morning Mummy, coffee 01:53:33.980 --> 01:53:35.355 align:center - Are you naked too? - Yes 01:53:35.438 --> 01:53:36.521 align:center You...?! 01:53:37.271 --> 01:53:39.021 align:center Hey! Out of my bed 01:53:39.063 --> 01:53:40.730 align:center Scoundrel! What did you do to me? 01:53:40.771 --> 01:53:42.021 align:center 'Don't stare at me blankly!' 01:53:42.063 --> 01:53:43.605 align:center What did you do to me? 01:53:43.688 --> 01:53:45.521 align:center If I ask you the same question?! 01:53:45.563 --> 01:53:47.646 align:center Did you spike my juice and rape me? 01:53:47.688 --> 01:53:49.896 align:center Hello! Can't launch a rocket without a bottle's aid! 01:53:49.980 --> 01:53:51.105 align:center Whaaat?! 01:53:51.813 --> 01:53:53.396 align:center What 'Whaaat?'! Look at this 01:53:53.438 --> 01:53:55.230 align:center You've branded your lips all over my body 01:53:56.521 --> 01:53:59.438 align:center You've bitten me like a dracula in the name of 'love bite' 01:53:59.605 --> 01:54:01.855 align:center 'Hickey-dickey dock Lifetime love-knock! 01:54:01.896 --> 01:54:04.563 align:center Show me a single scratch on your body, let me see? 01:54:05.396 --> 01:54:06.521 align:center 'Sacred thread?' 01:54:06.563 --> 01:54:08.730 align:center Did you tie a wedding thread around my neck? 01:54:08.855 --> 01:54:09.896 align:center Oh my GOD! 01:54:10.146 --> 01:54:11.271 align:center Thank God! 01:54:11.480 --> 01:54:13.313 align:center Santhosh, you are a good boy 01:54:13.355 --> 01:54:15.688 align:center - I'll kill you - I followed protocol to the P! 01:54:15.771 --> 01:54:18.813 align:center Take a shower and get me a cup of coffee, my princess! 01:54:19.313 --> 01:54:20.771 align:center Icing on the cake is coffee! 01:54:21.813 --> 01:54:24.021 align:center - Call yourself a human being?! - Snooty sinner! 01:54:24.271 --> 01:54:25.980 align:center This is such a sentimental issue 01:54:26.188 --> 01:54:29.230 align:center She yanked it off her neck like tugging a price tag off a new dress! 01:54:29.896 --> 01:54:32.438 align:center But I wonder Did I marry her last night? 01:54:35.480 --> 01:54:36.730 align:center Shivani...Shivani 01:54:36.771 --> 01:54:37.771 align:center What? 01:54:37.896 --> 01:54:39.646 align:center Please maintain this secret, dear 01:54:39.688 --> 01:54:41.855 align:center If you tell anyone my dignity will go for a toss 01:54:42.896 --> 01:54:45.438 align:center Is my self-respect more precious than your stupid dignity? 01:54:45.563 --> 01:54:46.771 align:center Look who's talking! 01:54:47.230 --> 01:54:52.480 align:center Hello! Don't brand all men as shameless just by looking at men who pee on the road 01:54:52.521 --> 01:54:53.980 align:center We pride ourselves on our dignity! 01:54:58.896 --> 01:55:01.855 align:center 'Now do you or don't you have the product?' 01:55:02.605 --> 01:55:04.271 align:center 'Excuse me, my lord' 01:55:12.063 --> 01:55:14.521 align:center - Why can't I walk forward? - Hello 01:55:14.563 --> 01:55:16.480 align:center - Or take a step back - Hey! Wait, I say 01:55:16.605 --> 01:55:20.146 align:center Are you full of temerity, you won the case, confusing the judge? 01:55:20.188 --> 01:55:21.355 align:center Point this way I am here 01:55:21.396 --> 01:55:23.396 align:center How many girls like me have you tricked? 01:55:24.271 --> 01:55:25.271 align:center One 01:55:25.313 --> 01:55:26.355 align:center Two 01:55:26.396 --> 01:55:27.396 align:center Three 01:55:27.730 --> 01:55:29.855 align:center - 4 - Aren't you ashamed? 01:55:29.896 --> 01:55:31.271 align:center On a counting spree 01:55:31.521 --> 01:55:32.855 align:center You're Cupid reborn! 01:55:33.021 --> 01:55:35.063 align:center Aiyo! Scientist Vaali 01:55:35.480 --> 01:55:37.063 align:center What did you give us? 01:55:37.313 --> 01:55:39.396 align:center My pupils are popping out of my socket 01:55:39.480 --> 01:55:42.355 align:center - Looks like my eyes will step out - What are you mumbling to yourself? 01:55:42.396 --> 01:55:44.813 align:center 'If you have the guts look at my face and talk, da' 01:55:45.355 --> 01:55:48.313 align:center My dear avatar of an avenging Goddess! 01:55:48.480 --> 01:55:52.105 align:center I lied a harmless little lie that my name is Magizhan 01:55:52.438 --> 01:55:53.563 align:center Leave me alone 01:55:53.605 --> 01:55:55.813 align:center If you flash an innocent smile like a new born baby 01:55:55.855 --> 01:55:57.355 align:center ...will I let you off the hook? 01:55:57.438 --> 01:56:01.396 align:center Whether you take a bite or hog cowdung is cow's crap! 01:56:01.855 --> 01:56:03.480 align:center I'm not in the habit of eating cow dung! 01:56:03.521 --> 01:56:04.813 align:center - Ay! - Then 'B'! 01:56:04.896 --> 01:56:05.896 align:center Come here 01:56:06.105 --> 01:56:08.313 align:center Think you're a wholesale dealer of truth! 01:56:08.563 --> 01:56:10.021 align:center You said, 'Santhosh, let's go out' 01:56:10.063 --> 01:56:12.646 align:center Lured me on a date and got thugs to hit me in the football ground 01:56:12.688 --> 01:56:13.813 align:center Isn't that a lie? 01:56:13.855 --> 01:56:14.896 align:center That was just once 01:56:14.980 --> 01:56:16.063 align:center Hello!! 01:56:16.355 --> 01:56:19.688 align:center Whether you eat a spoon or plateful cowdung is cow's holy crap! 01:56:19.730 --> 01:56:21.271 align:center Then if I say, 'Santhosh, come' 01:56:21.313 --> 01:56:23.646 align:center 'I want rowdies to bash you' Will you willingly tag along? 01:56:25.480 --> 01:56:27.271 align:center I would have come, Shivani Definitely, yes 01:56:27.313 --> 01:56:29.313 align:center I would have taken the blows happily 01:56:29.896 --> 01:56:33.480 align:center If I had told you honestly I am Santhosh of MJ Company 01:56:33.980 --> 01:56:35.771 align:center Would you have fallen in love with me? 01:56:36.646 --> 01:56:38.896 align:center I would have, Santhosh Definitely, yes 01:56:39.605 --> 01:56:40.896 align:center You should have been honest 01:56:43.021 --> 01:56:44.813 align:center I am Santhosh working in MJ company! 01:56:45.480 --> 01:56:46.563 align:center Will you marry me? 01:56:46.896 --> 01:56:47.896 align:center Yes, I will 01:56:47.980 --> 01:56:49.855 align:center - Promise? - Yes, I promise 01:58:49.396 --> 01:58:50.730 align:center Hello, who is this? 01:58:51.021 --> 01:58:52.771 align:center 'MJ, where are you, dude?' 01:58:54.813 --> 01:58:57.230 align:center I got emotional, so I am on a motion spree, Santhosh 01:58:57.396 --> 01:58:58.521 align:center Don't even ask 01:58:58.688 --> 01:59:00.813 align:center Ever since I tasted that Blockbuster tablet 01:59:00.896 --> 01:59:03.271 align:center I don't know what's happening or what happened to me 01:59:03.313 --> 01:59:04.605 align:center Sailing in the same boat, huh? 01:59:04.813 --> 01:59:07.563 align:center I think that scientist drowned us all in our Bay of Bengal! 01:59:07.771 --> 01:59:10.771 align:center Yov! All kinds of things happened to Shivani and me today, buddy 01:59:10.813 --> 01:59:12.896 align:center That is routine for you Tell me something new 01:59:13.021 --> 01:59:16.605 align:center We were in the same bed next to each other without a stitch on us, dude 01:59:16.896 --> 01:59:19.646 align:center I think both of us 'did it' last night 01:59:19.730 --> 01:59:23.438 align:center Are you making me envy you when I am still a virgin? 01:59:23.521 --> 01:59:24.563 align:center Hang up 01:59:28.355 --> 01:59:29.396 align:center What is this? 01:59:30.021 --> 01:59:31.105 align:center Scratches all over 01:59:31.688 --> 01:59:34.063 align:center Some creature has tried to make 'biriyani' out of me 01:59:34.146 --> 01:59:35.730 align:center I don't know if it was a male or female 01:59:35.771 --> 01:59:37.355 align:center I should zip my lips on this 01:59:39.355 --> 01:59:40.730 align:center Hey bloody savage! 01:59:41.188 --> 01:59:42.271 align:center Untie me 01:59:45.355 --> 01:59:47.188 align:center Today I am the complete man 01:59:47.313 --> 01:59:49.771 align:center I finished the most anticipated time of my life unconsciously 01:59:49.813 --> 01:59:51.688 align:center ...when I should have savored every second 01:59:51.730 --> 01:59:52.730 align:center So...? 01:59:52.771 --> 01:59:56.730 align:center Now I shall attack you with all my senses intact 01:59:57.021 --> 01:59:58.980 align:center - Get ready - NO...! 02:00:00.396 --> 02:00:01.438 align:center Aiyo! 02:00:01.730 --> 02:00:04.646 align:center Shivani brought the roof down for making that female do a cabaret 02:00:04.771 --> 02:00:07.355 align:center He has made out with Shivani when she was not even conscious 02:00:07.396 --> 02:00:08.896 align:center I don't know what's in store for you! 02:00:08.980 --> 02:00:12.313 align:center You weren't just lying in bed with her You screwed up my company with your lies 02:00:12.355 --> 02:00:13.438 align:center 'Excuse me, sir' 02:00:13.855 --> 02:00:15.313 align:center Someone has come to meet you 02:00:15.355 --> 02:00:17.855 align:center Oh god! Have they come? They will shut down my company 02:00:17.896 --> 02:00:19.771 align:center - You are the sole cause - Will you shut up? 02:00:19.813 --> 02:00:21.438 align:center - Why should I shut up? - Hey buffoon! 02:00:21.480 --> 02:00:23.605 align:center I'll bash you You blame me for all this 02:00:23.646 --> 02:00:24.855 align:center I'll solve everything 02:00:26.188 --> 02:00:27.188 align:center Go, get lost! 02:00:29.730 --> 02:00:30.730 align:center Get lost! 02:00:30.813 --> 02:00:32.105 align:center Can earn in millions 02:00:32.188 --> 02:00:33.438 align:center - Definitely - Who are they? 02:00:34.230 --> 02:00:35.271 align:center Hello, Mr Santhosh 02:00:35.313 --> 02:00:36.480 align:center - Hello - I am Satyadev 02:00:36.521 --> 02:00:39.105 align:center - Hello, sir - Our legal adviser Mr Neelakandan 02:00:39.188 --> 02:00:42.271 align:center Sir, I heard in the market about your Blockbuster product 02:00:42.438 --> 02:00:44.188 align:center We are here to take over the product 02:00:45.896 --> 02:00:49.813 align:center Sir, it has 100% intoxication level without alcohol content means 02:00:49.896 --> 02:00:51.105 align:center No chance, sir 02:00:55.063 --> 02:00:57.021 align:center This is a blessing and boon to all alcoholics 02:00:57.105 --> 02:00:59.646 align:center We are ready to give you a royalty of 250 million 02:01:00.313 --> 02:01:01.771 align:center Please accept this offer 02:01:02.188 --> 02:01:03.896 align:center 250 million?! 02:01:05.021 --> 02:01:06.771 align:center Sir, this is not my product 02:01:06.813 --> 02:01:09.230 align:center - He is the one who invented this - Nothing of that sort 02:01:09.271 --> 02:01:10.688 align:center I take credit only for research 02:01:10.771 --> 02:01:13.688 align:center Santhosh was my catalyst 02:01:13.855 --> 02:01:16.521 align:center And all thanks to my first love Rukku from Oothukuli 02:01:16.563 --> 02:01:18.188 align:center I love you, Rukku I love you 02:01:18.271 --> 02:01:19.980 align:center You made your dream come true, Santhosh 02:01:20.021 --> 02:01:21.271 align:center - All the best - Thank you, sir 02:01:21.313 --> 02:01:22.855 align:center - 'Give us your check soon' - Thank you 02:01:22.896 --> 02:01:23.896 align:center Okay, sir 02:01:23.980 --> 02:01:25.813 align:center - Proceed with formalities - Okay, done 02:01:31.230 --> 02:01:32.313 align:center Santhosh 02:01:34.188 --> 02:01:35.521 align:center I don't like staying here 02:01:35.813 --> 02:01:37.313 align:center I want to settle down in USA 02:01:38.271 --> 02:01:41.188 align:center You have full responsibility of your company just as you wished 02:01:42.438 --> 02:01:43.771 align:center - Take care - Santhosh 02:01:44.021 --> 02:01:46.480 align:center My family life is successful thanks to your magic pill 02:01:46.896 --> 02:01:49.230 align:center If my company should be successful I need you by my side 02:01:49.271 --> 02:01:52.480 align:center MJ, how long will you play football with someone else's foot? 02:01:53.230 --> 02:01:55.271 align:center To hit a goal, you must stand on your own feet 02:01:55.813 --> 02:01:58.313 align:center The moment you were scared of your company being shut down 02:01:58.355 --> 02:02:00.896 align:center Right then you have become fully eligible to run your firm 02:02:00.980 --> 02:02:02.188 align:center I will keep in touch 02:02:02.980 --> 02:02:04.063 align:center Smile please 02:02:04.480 --> 02:02:05.563 align:center - Bye - Santhosh 02:02:05.896 --> 02:02:06.896 align:center Santo- 02:02:07.438 --> 02:02:08.480 align:center Sa- 02:02:10.896 --> 02:02:12.730 align:center Sir, I need some time 02:02:12.813 --> 02:02:15.688 align:center I don't have the mood or mindset to think of an apt concept 02:02:15.771 --> 02:02:17.605 align:center - I'll definitely- - Shivani 02:02:17.896 --> 02:02:19.688 align:center Shivani, I need 2 minutes of your time 02:02:21.980 --> 02:02:23.521 align:center You have nothing to say to me 02:02:23.771 --> 02:02:26.146 align:center Every time you spoke to me only agenda was to trick me 02:02:26.355 --> 02:02:28.480 align:center You don't know anything else but that 02:02:29.105 --> 02:02:30.813 align:center I don't even want to see your face 02:02:31.146 --> 02:02:33.313 align:center You gave me many chances every time I lied to you 02:02:33.730 --> 02:02:36.355 align:center I'm asking for only 2 minutes to speak straight from my heart 02:02:36.396 --> 02:02:37.855 align:center You are refusing to hear me out 02:02:38.730 --> 02:02:41.063 align:center Shivani, you know in our advertisement field 02:02:41.230 --> 02:02:42.730 align:center You can grow tall with this drink 02:02:42.771 --> 02:02:44.271 align:center Become fair if you apply this cream 02:02:44.313 --> 02:02:46.980 align:center With this underwear, you can fly in midair and bash up 10 thugs 02:02:47.021 --> 02:02:48.105 align:center Are all those ads true? 02:02:49.146 --> 02:02:50.188 align:center No, right? 02:02:50.230 --> 02:02:52.313 align:center Just to boost up our product and promote it 02:02:52.480 --> 02:02:53.980 align:center We garnish it with all these lies 02:02:54.438 --> 02:02:57.813 align:center Similarly I felt it is not a crime to speak a few lies to promote love 02:02:58.980 --> 02:03:00.813 align:center I lied saying I am a scientist's son 02:03:01.646 --> 02:03:03.271 align:center But the love I professed is not a lie 02:03:04.855 --> 02:03:06.771 align:center I wanted to make you laugh with tears of joy 02:03:07.021 --> 02:03:08.730 align:center But I made you shed tears of sadness 02:03:09.480 --> 02:03:11.730 align:center I am really sorry for hurting you 02:03:13.563 --> 02:03:14.813 align:center This is yours 02:03:24.188 --> 02:03:25.188 align:center I'm leaving now 02:03:56.188 --> 02:03:57.521 align:center 'Santhosh, urgent' 02:03:57.646 --> 02:03:59.271 align:center 'You must return to India immediately' 02:04:31.896 --> 02:04:32.980 align:center What happened? 02:04:33.105 --> 02:04:34.563 align:center - Shivani? - You...? 02:04:34.980 --> 02:04:36.063 align:center Why did you come here? 02:04:36.105 --> 02:04:38.105 align:center I don't want to see you Get out of here 02:04:38.146 --> 02:04:39.813 align:center - Don't touch me - Hey! No 02:04:40.271 --> 02:04:41.480 align:center - Excuse me - Go 02:04:42.021 --> 02:04:43.896 align:center - Shivani, listen to me - Don't talk to me, go 02:04:43.980 --> 02:04:45.105 align:center What happened? 02:04:45.146 --> 02:04:46.896 align:center Hey! Look at me 02:04:47.063 --> 02:04:48.646 align:center 'Look what you did to me' 02:04:50.813 --> 02:04:52.063 align:center Congrats! 02:04:52.105 --> 02:04:54.605 align:center Didn't even invite me for your wedding Who is your husband? 02:04:54.646 --> 02:04:56.313 align:center - I'll kill you - Is he the one? 02:04:56.396 --> 02:04:57.730 align:center - Silence please - Hello, sir 02:04:58.146 --> 02:04:59.688 align:center He is in the dark about this, huh? 02:04:59.855 --> 02:05:02.063 align:center I conceived thanks to you 02:05:03.021 --> 02:05:04.355 align:center He is my doctor 02:05:04.438 --> 02:05:05.646 align:center Yes, doctor 02:05:05.688 --> 02:05:07.605 align:center - Are you this patient's attender? - Yes 02:05:07.646 --> 02:05:09.271 align:center Her contractions have increased 02:05:09.313 --> 02:05:10.355 align:center 'Call her husband' 02:05:10.396 --> 02:05:12.730 align:center We can wheel her into OT only after he signs his consent 02:05:12.771 --> 02:05:14.105 align:center Husband? I'll call him at once 02:05:14.146 --> 02:05:15.896 align:center Hey! I can't bear the pain 02:05:15.980 --> 02:05:17.896 align:center Be patient, don't I have to bring your husband? 02:05:17.980 --> 02:05:19.146 align:center I can't wait, da 02:05:19.230 --> 02:05:21.063 align:center Now, right now I'll bring him here 02:05:21.146 --> 02:05:23.313 align:center Aiyo! Doctor, he is my husband! 02:05:24.563 --> 02:05:26.021 align:center 'Then sign your consent' 02:05:26.896 --> 02:05:28.563 align:center Sister, bring her to the theater 02:05:29.605 --> 02:05:30.605 align:center Wheel her in carefully 02:05:30.646 --> 02:05:32.355 align:center 'Let me come back and get even with you' 02:05:33.438 --> 02:05:34.980 align:center 'Santhosh, look at me' 02:05:35.063 --> 02:05:37.480 align:center Look this side Happy head to toe, eh? 02:05:37.563 --> 02:05:39.980 align:center - Enjoy with this sweet - I should be giving you a sweet 02:05:40.021 --> 02:05:41.605 align:center Help yourself I'll tell you why 02:05:41.646 --> 02:05:43.355 align:center Don't pick the 'soan papdi' 02:05:43.396 --> 02:05:45.896 align:center Glutton! I don't want your sweet What's the special occasion? 02:05:45.980 --> 02:05:48.355 align:center - I am a father because of you - Because of me? 02:05:48.438 --> 02:05:50.688 align:center Thanks to Blockbuster being a boon in my life 02:05:50.730 --> 02:05:51.730 align:center I have 4 children 02:05:51.771 --> 02:05:53.605 align:center 2 means your babies 02:05:53.646 --> 02:05:55.646 align:center 4-5 is equal to a litter! 02:06:11.521 --> 02:06:14.480 align:center Who has gifted this old duck with a dozen bangles? 02:06:14.521 --> 02:06:15.813 align:center Heyyy! 02:06:16.105 --> 02:06:17.855 align:center Come on, darling 02:06:21.188 --> 02:06:23.396 align:center I am not used to draping a 'dhoti', babe 02:06:23.438 --> 02:06:24.563 align:center Achacho! 02:06:26.896 --> 02:06:28.771 align:center Our scientist Vaali 02:06:29.063 --> 02:06:31.063 align:center Let's hop, skip and jump with love 02:06:31.105 --> 02:06:32.563 align:center Giving me an adrenalin rush 02:06:32.605 --> 02:06:34.688 align:center Kovai Express is towing Andhra Mail 02:06:34.771 --> 02:06:37.188 align:center - My flower Pushpa darling - How disgusting can this get! 02:06:37.230 --> 02:06:39.646 align:center Santhosh, thank you for connecting me to happiness 02:06:39.771 --> 02:06:45.021 align:center Both of burst and bonded in the Blockbuster you introduced 02:06:45.063 --> 02:06:47.063 align:center Is this really needed in your middle age? 02:06:47.855 --> 02:06:48.855 align:center Love is blind 02:06:48.896 --> 02:06:50.396 align:center But we have 100/100 vision 02:06:50.438 --> 02:06:52.688 align:center Aiyo! We are forced to look at all this lovey-dov- 02:06:52.813 --> 02:06:54.855 align:center Newborn baby cries 02:06:54.980 --> 02:06:56.396 align:center Move, I want to see first 02:06:56.438 --> 02:06:58.521 align:center Aiyo! Twin babies 02:06:58.563 --> 02:06:59.563 align:center Move aside 02:06:59.605 --> 02:07:00.896 align:center Don't touch my babies 02:07:12.896 --> 02:07:15.271 align:center 'You have the world's luckiest twins!' 02:07:15.355 --> 02:07:17.896 align:center 'Witnessing their dad marrying their mom' 02:07:17.980 --> 02:07:19.355 align:center Sweet memories, take a sweet 02:07:19.396 --> 02:07:20.521 align:center - Soan papdi - Shut up! 02:07:20.563 --> 02:07:21.855 align:center - Wait, 'soan papdi' - What? 02:07:21.896 --> 02:07:23.480 align:center - I need to know a truth - What truth? 02:07:23.521 --> 02:07:25.271 align:center What is happening here? 02:07:25.313 --> 02:07:26.396 align:center What's your age? 02:07:26.480 --> 02:07:27.480 align:center My age? Middle age 02:07:27.521 --> 02:07:28.646 align:center Middle age! 02:07:28.688 --> 02:07:29.896 align:center 4...4...4 02:07:29.980 --> 02:07:31.188 align:center - What's your age? - Young age 02:07:31.230 --> 02:07:32.230 align:center Young, huh? 02:07:32.271 --> 02:07:33.438 align:center 2...2 02:07:33.480 --> 02:07:35.313 align:center 4 + 2 is 6, right? 02:07:35.355 --> 02:07:37.063 align:center Four babies are missing 02:07:37.105 --> 02:07:38.105 align:center 4 missing 02:07:38.188 --> 02:07:39.688 align:center 4 babies of Santhosh are missing 02:07:39.771 --> 02:07:41.313 align:center No one is miss and none missing 02:07:41.355 --> 02:07:43.896 align:center Doctor, 4 babies of Santhosh are missing 02:07:43.980 --> 02:07:45.480 align:center Have you hidden them here, dear? 02:07:45.521 --> 02:07:46.730 align:center No...no 02:07:46.771 --> 02:07:48.980 align:center Okay, 4 missing 02:07:49.105 --> 02:07:50.396 align:center Forget Santhosh's 4 babies 02:07:50.438 --> 02:07:51.605 align:center Where's your 4? 02:07:52.188 --> 02:07:54.188 align:center True, where are my 4 babies? 02:07:54.438 --> 02:07:55.688 align:center - I don't get it - Eurekha! 02:07:55.771 --> 02:07:56.771 align:center Where? 02:07:56.813 --> 02:07:58.146 align:center - What, dear? - Here 02:07:59.688 --> 02:08:01.063 align:center 'Happy Ending'