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I will undress you
and you will undress me.

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I will undress you
and you will undress me.

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I will undress you.

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I will undress you
and you will undress me.

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For a virgin--

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For a virgin,
for a virgin to have sex...

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For a virgin
to have sex, it hurts.

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So, I will have to put some...

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extra lubricant.

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Lubricant.

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You see how this looks, right?

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So sorry, morning tuna

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is rushing downstream
a little early.

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- How early?
- Five minutes.

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He'll be at the house
in two minutes.

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What the fuck,
two minutes?

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You told me
five fucking minutes.

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- I have ears.
- I would never say...

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Why aren't you
downstairs at your station?

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I have monitors--

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Ready?

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Let's go.

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All cameras are recording.

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Car, car, car.

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Visual confirmation

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on 99 Dodge pickup.

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Okay, coming down
the driveway. Here he is.

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Takedown team in position.

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All right.

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He's not
getting out of the car.

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Copy that.

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Mitchell,
pan camera two. Come on.

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He appears to be unarmed.

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Is this the Marine?

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Yeah.

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Take your positions.

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♪ Oh, shit

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♪ Oh, shit

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♪ Oh, shit

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♪ They ain't ready for this

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- ♪ Oh, shit
- ♪ Oh!

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♪ It's me, Fergie

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♪ The Pen

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♪ Polow

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♪ Fergie Ferg,
what's up, baby? ♪

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♪ Come on, come on

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♪ When I come
to the club step aside ♪

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♪ Oh, shit

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- ♪ Part the seas, don't be
having me in the line ♪
- ♪ Oh, shit

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- ♪ VIP 'cause you know
I gotta shine ♪
- ♪ Oh, shit

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♪ I'm Fergie Ferg,
and me love you long time ♪

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♪ Oh shit

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- ♪ All my girls
get down on the floor ♪
- ♪ Oh, shit

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- ♪ Back to back,
drop it down real low ♪
- ♪ Oh, shit

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♪ I'm such a lady
but I'm dancing like a ho ♪

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♪ 'Cause you know I don't
give a fuck, so here we-- ♪

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Perimeter
breached. He's coming.

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He's coming.

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Showtime.

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Hey, what's up?

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Hey.

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How are you--
how are you doing?

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Come on in.

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Oh.

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Okay.

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I just gotta put some
stuff in the wash real quick.

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Oh, okay.

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I made some cookies.
They're on the counter.

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There's sweet tea, too.

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I'm excited by the way.

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Okay.

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Thank-- thank you.

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Are you sure
your parents aren't home?

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I'm sure.

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You say you baked these?

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Yeah.

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Did you bring any
of that stuff we talked about?

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Yeah, I, um, I have
a bunch of beer in the car,

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but I-- I brought the condoms.

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Big night planned.

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How you doing?

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I'm...

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I'm good.

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Who, wh-- who are you?

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We'll get to that.

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Why don't you
have a seat right there?

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I-- I'm just here to meet her.

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Meet who?

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Your-- your daughter.

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My daughter?

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What makes you think
it's my daughter?

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Please, sir, I--

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I'm divorced.
I-- I-- I just got divorced.

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"I will undress you
and you will undress me.

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For a virgin
to have sex, it hurts."

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I-- I wasn't here
for any bad reason.

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"So,
I will have to put--"

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"I will have to put
some extra lubricant."

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"Some extra lubricant."

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Please, sir,
I have a little girl at home.

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She's only 4.

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You're here at the house
of a 13-year-old girl.

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Sir, I-- I--
I was just talking.

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It-- it's-- it's just chat.

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It's not just
chat though, is it?

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You see how this looks, right?

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What would have happened
if I wasn't here?

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I don't want
any of this for you

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but at the end of the day,

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a man must be held accountable

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for the decisions
that he makes.

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Do you agree?

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Well, good.

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What do you think
should happen to you?

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Give me... the electric chair?

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Is that what's gonna
happen to me?

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That's not up to me.

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Get ready to go in.

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Do you watch television?

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Yes.

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Well, there's something
you should know.

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I'm Chris Hansen
with Dateline NBC.

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And we're doing
a story on...

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No.

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...adults who try
to meet teens online.

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Please don't
put this on TV, please.

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Please, please.

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No decisions
have been made yet.

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We don't know
which segments will air.

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- Please.
- But I'm gonna

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need to ask you to leave.

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Go, go, go, go, go.

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Let me see your hands!

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Hands, on the ground!

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Don't move!
On the ground!

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Okay, that's a cut.

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State your name.

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Okay.

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Uh, hello.

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My name is Dan Plum.

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I'm...

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Directly to c-- to camera?

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- To camera.
- Oh, got it.

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Take two.

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Hello.

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My name is Dan Plum.

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I'm non-union,

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and I'm not currently
represented at this time.

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Although it's mentioned
on my resume,

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I'd like to highlight

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I recently completed
a commercial or a--

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a national commercial rather,
for Toys "R" Us,

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which was originally
a background part,

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but became a speaking part.

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So I'm very excited
about that.

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Should I begin?

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Hm.

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♪ 525,600 minutes

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♪ 525,000 moments so dear

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♪ 525,600 minutes

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♪ How do you measure,
measure a year? ♪

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♪ In daylights--

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Okay, that's enough.

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Do you know
what you're auditioning for?

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Is it a speaking part?

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Speaking part.

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5 freaking grand per shoot.

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- What the fuck?
- For like, three shoots.

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- 5 grand?
- 5 grand.

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Fuck you, dude. That's crazy.

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But there's no like, sing--
singing or anything in it?

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I don't-- I think
it's largely improvisational.

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The face, you just put
your jaw forward. It's just--

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- Can you do it now?
- Oh, yeah.

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Would you?

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I thank God
every single day

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for Inside the Actors Studio.

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It made me realize
that what we do is a craft,

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like whittling or surgery.

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Wait, so
what's the type of role?

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Are you-- you playing a child?

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Could be as young as 13.

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That's cra--

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So how are you gonna
get in character, man?

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How do you produce the voice?

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It comes out.

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Hi.

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Hi.

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Well, I reckon what you's
are wanting to know is--

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What I'm doing in here.

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Hey.

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Well, anyhow, I reckon
that's all you'd need to know.

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Oh my gosh, hey.

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It's so good to see you.

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I like soccer.

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I'm a soccer player.

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Hmm.

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Does it
sound like I'm straining

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or does that feel like a lil'?

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Weirdly, dude,
I think you nailed that.

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If you wanna
do this part justice,

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you gotta have
your body looking right.

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You need to stay in your lane.

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Okay?

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What do you mean?
What's my lane?

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Like, nubile.

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Hairless.

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Boy man.

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I don't think that's it.

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That's you, man.

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That's your lane.

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Psst. Hey.

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Hey.

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Yeah?

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It's you.

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Chris Hammon, right?

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- Hansen.
- I knew it.

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Thank you.

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They double-booked me.

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I started raising hell
and they-- they--

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they changed it
to a first-class ticket.

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Now, who am I to turn down
free sky margs?

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Lucky you.

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It is so cool
to meet a real celebrity.

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What you're doing matters,
like really fucking matters.

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Thank you so much.

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I appreciate that.

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I hope
they're treating you right.

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I hope you're making
a million dollars a year.

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I hope they're giving you
everything you want. Cheers.

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Cheers.

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You know, at first,
no one at the network

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wanted to listen to us.

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And they said,
"How do I promote this?

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How do I promote this?"

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And-- and
I went to the network

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and I said, "I'll tell you
how to promote it.

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There's a man
with his penis in his hand,

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and he's on your porch,

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and he wants
to stick it in your daughter."

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Oh.

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"Tonight, I'm gonna tell you
how to make that not happen."

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God.

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- Right?
- Yes.

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And they just said,
"Okay."

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"Green lit."

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Well, that's
what it's about, right?

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It is. That's
the entertainment industry.

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You gotta tell 'em
how to sell it.

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It's not just about
making a show.

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- You know, Chris.
- Hmm.

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If I was you,

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I'd just fucking
kill those guys.

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Beat the living shit
out of 'em.

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Bare hands.

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Ha!

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I don't think
that would fly on NBC.

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Don't you ever
just wanna bleed 'em?

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Uh, well...

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I think maybe
what I do is a little worse.

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All right, then.

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Stay down.
Don't move.

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Stop resisting.
Give him your hands.

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Hands behind your back!

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Stay down!

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Our Iraq veteran
is all apologies now,

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but this is the same man
saying things to a girl

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he thought was 13 like...

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"We can
take the shower together.

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"I will undress you, and you
will undress me, okay?"

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Little did he know,

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he was chatting
with an adult man,

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Xavier Von Erck, a co-founder

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of the vigilante group
Perverted Justice,

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whose mission is exposing
internet predators.

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Coming up, driveway.
Battle stations.

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- Battle stations.
- I-- I just gotta go floss.

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I-- I have something
stuck in my teeth.

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This is Del Harvey,
one of our decoys.

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She can act like a cutesy
13-year-old girl.

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You're so funny.

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Or she can
put a ball cap on

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and pose as a boy.

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Do you know anything
about like, skateboarding?

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Oh, I just whacked my toe
on the banister.

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I'll-- I'll be right down.

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I've worked a lot with victims
of sexual abuse.

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I sort of see what I do here
as a form of activism.

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One year
since our first investigation,

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this national epidemic
keeps on growing.

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- How old are you?
- 35.

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Want to try again?

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When we come back...

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Hey, come on in.

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...the parade of men begins,

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and some of them
come bearing gifts.

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I-- I brought
the condoms, too.

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You can have
a seat right there.

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Pores.

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Ca-- c-- can we get closer
in on his pores?

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When these guys,
they see me emerge,

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their noses flare.

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And I-- I think it'd be
fascinating for an audience

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to experience that as well.

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Just...

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Just... yeah.

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Can I just try
that VO one more time?

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When we come back,
the parade of men begins

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and some of them
come bearing gifts.

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It's time.

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Hmm.

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Okay, let's try that again.

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When we come back,

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the parade of men begins

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and some of them
come bearing gifts.

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That was great. I loved it.
That's the one.

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Okay, just one more time.

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When we come back...

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When we come back...

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When we come back,
the parade of men begins

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and some of them
come bearing gifts.

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Very nice.
Mark that take.

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- Just one more time.
- We gotta go.

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- We gotta go.
- All right. Thank you.

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Thank you so much.

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Great, great work.

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Guy thinks he's fucking

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Mike Wallace.

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Is this a mistake?

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The trial will have no jury...

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...five anonymous judges
will come to their verdict

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after hearing
witness testimony

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from behind an opaque screen.

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I'm Stone Phillips
with Dateline NBC.

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Oh, I forgot something,
I'll be back.

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Fucking shit.

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I told you
you can't call me at work.

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You never
want to see me again?

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Absolutely not.

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What?

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Chris, you said you loved me.

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No, I'm not talking to you.

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I'm-- I--
I'm in a meeting. I, uh--

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You're not
in a goddamn meeting.

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And I know
you're in Fort Myers

17:12.466 --> 17:13.770
- next week and...
- I'll call you back. Okay?

17:13.771 --> 17:14.989
...if you don't see me then

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I'm telling your wife.
Goodbye!

17:24.086 --> 17:25.565
Yeah, vending services.

17:25.566 --> 17:28.307
Hello, this is Chris Hansen
with Dateline NBC.

17:28.308 --> 17:32.051
Your machine
has just stolen from me.

17:35.445 --> 17:37.403
JZ.

17:37.404 --> 17:38.752
Great to see you.

17:38.753 --> 17:40.232
Apologies.

17:40.233 --> 17:42.016
Apologies for
the delay. I, uh--

17:42.017 --> 17:43.104
It's okay. We-- we were

17:43.105 --> 17:44.540
supposed to start
a few minutes ago,

17:44.541 --> 17:47.240
but it's okay.
Have a seat, and try a cookie.

17:50.156 --> 17:52.809
So, look, I don't know
how else to say this,

17:52.810 --> 17:55.639
but I don't really
like your show.

17:56.814 --> 17:58.728
I don't really understand it.

17:58.729 --> 18:02.646
I don't really believe in it,
but America loves it.

18:04.170 --> 18:05.822
Television's changing.

18:05.823 --> 18:07.433
Seinfeldgone.

18:07.434 --> 18:09.609
Friendsgone.

18:09.610 --> 18:11.263
We've poured hundreds
of millions of dollars

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into beautiful scripted shows.

18:13.614 --> 18:15.180
The audience just isn't there.

18:15.181 --> 18:17.617
They're not watching.
Right now,

18:17.618 --> 18:20.359
your show has a special
connection with the audience.

18:20.360 --> 18:22.970
Every one of our competitors
is trying to copy it.

18:22.971 --> 18:24.667
ABC will have
a functioning facsimile

18:24.668 --> 18:25.755
in less than a month.

18:25.756 --> 18:28.193
So, I need to move you.

18:28.194 --> 18:31.762
It's time that you all play
with the big boys.

18:32.807 --> 18:34.068
What do we got
on Thursday nights?

18:34.069 --> 18:35.201
Uh, My Name Is Earl.

18:36.158 --> 18:37.637
- No.
- Bump Joey.

18:38.726 --> 18:40.509
We're not bumping Joey.

18:40.510 --> 18:41.815
Let me see.

18:41.816 --> 18:43.425
Friday Night Lights.
No, my favorite show.

18:43.426 --> 18:45.253
Criminal Intent. SVU.

18:45.254 --> 18:47.648
No. Dick Wolf.
Biggest Loser, reality.

18:48.475 --> 18:50.346
Oh, I got it.

18:51.565 --> 18:52.827
We're taking on...

18:54.002 --> 18:55.655
- Lost?
- Lost.

18:55.656 --> 18:57.135
Lost.

18:57.136 --> 19:00.182
Lostis on at the same time.

19:01.705 --> 19:02.923
It's us versus them.

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And we can kill 'em,

19:04.360 --> 19:06.709
but we're gonna need
a lot more of those

19:06.710 --> 19:09.669
you're not gonna believe
who's coming high impact--

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- Predators.
- Yeah.

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Can you do that?

19:14.588 --> 19:15.719
Yes, I can.

19:16.720 --> 19:18.547
Schoolgirl

19:18.548 --> 19:20.419
fetishizers.

19:20.420 --> 19:21.855
Yeah, pizza's my favorite.

19:21.856 --> 19:23.248
What kind
of flavor do you like?

19:23.249 --> 19:25.032
- This thing.
- Pepperoni.

19:25.033 --> 19:26.165
That thing.

19:26.991 --> 19:28.558
We've seen it all before.

19:29.472 --> 19:30.559
That's old Predator.

19:30.560 --> 19:32.387
Oh my God.

19:32.388 --> 19:33.649
You're so pretty.

19:33.650 --> 19:34.998
Aw, you're so sweet.

19:34.999 --> 19:37.044
We need

19:37.045 --> 19:40.831
the spectacular,
the best of the best.

19:42.311 --> 19:43.268
I want whales.

19:43.269 --> 19:44.443
All right,
this guy's good.

19:44.444 --> 19:46.662
CrazyFrog73.

19:46.663 --> 19:49.317
He wants us to cover him
with whipped cream

19:49.318 --> 19:55.324
and he wants to watch the kid
have sex with a cat.

19:57.500 --> 19:58.587
We're taking
the new schedule

19:58.588 --> 20:00.589
- to advertisers next week.
- Come again?

20:00.590 --> 20:04.028
To Catch a Predator,
Wednesdays 9:00 p.m.

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Primetime.

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Oh, my God. Chris.

20:09.686 --> 20:10.730
I always knew it would happen.

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Okay.

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I always knew
we could do this.

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So, we need to, um...

20:15.170 --> 20:18.738
How do we, um, uh...
high impact predators?

20:18.739 --> 20:20.261
You know, it's not like
we can hold auditions.

20:20.262 --> 20:22.220
You know, we're kind of at
the mercy of what each town--

20:22.221 --> 20:23.482
I know you can
figure it out, Andie.

20:23.483 --> 20:24.483
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

20:24.484 --> 20:25.527
I believe in you.

20:25.528 --> 20:26.615
We're gonna find them

20:26.616 --> 20:28.269
and we're gonna be
bigger than Lost.

20:28.270 --> 20:29.879
We're gonna be
bigger than Lost.

20:29.880 --> 20:31.707
Hey, Hansen.

20:31.708 --> 20:33.622
Breaking news.
I'm Stone Phillips.

20:33.623 --> 20:35.450
Stone Phillips with
Dateline NBC.

20:35.451 --> 20:36.538
Great job.

20:38.367 --> 20:40.978
I could never do what you do.

20:42.937 --> 20:43.980
Good to see you, Stone.

20:43.981 --> 20:46.853
Mm. It's thrilling.

20:46.854 --> 20:48.247
I'll be watching
from Afghanistan.

20:48.943 --> 20:50.249
Thank you.

21:30.985 --> 21:31.986
Hey, buck.

21:36.817 --> 21:38.819
I wanna show
you boys something.

21:45.260 --> 21:46.521
Hey, what's up?

21:46.522 --> 21:48.871
Hey.
Come on in.

21:48.872 --> 21:51.352
Are you sure
your parents aren't home?

21:51.353 --> 21:53.398
I'm sure.

21:53.399 --> 21:56.139
I have
a bunch of beer in the car,

21:56.140 --> 21:58.490
but I-- I brought the condoms.

21:58.491 --> 21:59.666
Big night planned.

22:01.407 --> 22:03.625
Why don't you have
a seat right there?

22:03.626 --> 22:05.279
I-- I'm just here
to meet her.

22:05.280 --> 22:07.281
They're gonna
put me on primetime.

22:07.282 --> 22:09.457
What makes
you think it's my daughter?

22:09.458 --> 22:11.112
You boys know what that is?

22:11.982 --> 22:12.983
No.

22:15.290 --> 22:18.901
Well, it's the time
when the most amount of people

22:18.902 --> 22:21.687
tune in to watch a program.

22:21.688 --> 22:23.124
You see
how this looks, right?

22:23.820 --> 22:26.127
Oh, that's cool.

22:27.911 --> 22:28.998
Yeah.

22:28.999 --> 22:30.217
At the end of the day,

22:30.218 --> 22:32.219
a man has to be
held accountable

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for the decisions
that he makes.

22:33.395 --> 22:34.874
Don't you agree?

22:36.050 --> 22:37.137
Well,
what do you think

22:37.138 --> 22:38.704
should happen to you?

22:38.705 --> 22:39.706
The electric chair.

22:41.621 --> 22:43.578
Is that
what's gonna happen to me?

22:43.579 --> 22:44.711
Hi.

22:45.494 --> 22:47.627
I didn't hear you come in.

22:48.976 --> 22:50.456
Did you wake them?

22:51.631 --> 22:53.632
Oh no, I was just um--

22:53.633 --> 22:54.894
I was just
reviewing the new edit

22:54.895 --> 22:57.376
and uh, they walked in, yeah.

22:58.855 --> 23:00.900
I'm glad they saw you.

23:00.901 --> 23:01.988
...adults who

23:01.989 --> 23:03.381
like to meet
young teens online.

23:03.382 --> 23:04.686
Please, please, please.

23:04.687 --> 23:06.123
Don't put this on TV, please.

23:10.258 --> 23:11.737
Mary, I-- I need
to say something

23:11.738 --> 23:14.393
or my head
is gonna explode. I...

23:17.570 --> 23:23.009
I know that you think you know
what kind of man I am,

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that I'm not upstanding
in all the ways

23:26.100 --> 23:28.319
you thought I would be
when we married.

23:31.584 --> 23:33.847
But I just wanna say
that here and now...

23:39.113 --> 23:43.291
...I am guilty of everything
you accuse me of.

23:44.553 --> 23:46.641
The one thing
I am not guilty of

23:46.642 --> 23:48.427
is falling
out of love with you.

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And I promise when I return,

23:56.826 --> 23:59.220
I will be the man you married.

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They're moving
the show to primetime.

24:58.235 --> 24:59.236
Hello?

25:00.499 --> 25:01.977
Hello, Mr. Plum.

25:01.978 --> 25:03.805
Uh, we have
a extra large style

25:03.806 --> 25:06.373
dildo for you downstairs.

25:06.374 --> 25:07.461
Um, if you could come

25:07.462 --> 25:09.028
and get it
as soon as possible,

25:09.029 --> 25:10.377
that would be amazing.

25:11.771 --> 25:12.988
It's me, it's Troy.

25:12.989 --> 25:14.163
Hey, Troy.

25:14.164 --> 25:15.600
Dude,
what's the room like?

25:16.732 --> 25:18.167
It's awesome.

25:18.168 --> 25:21.823
Uh, I have not one,
but two beds, and--

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and they have these like,
cool towel things

25:23.913 --> 25:27.960
and a view of like uh,
this like cool pool.

25:27.961 --> 25:29.484
Have you jerked it yet?

25:32.052 --> 25:33.748
I'm just kidding, man.

25:33.749 --> 25:34.750
Do you have a coffee machine?

25:36.317 --> 25:37.318
Yeah.

25:38.145 --> 25:39.537
Does it have like,

25:39.538 --> 25:41.582
little packets of coffee,
and sugar, and cream?

25:41.583 --> 25:42.975
Yeah, why?

25:42.976 --> 25:45.064
Dude, that's amazing.

25:45.065 --> 25:46.195
That's fucking--

25:46.196 --> 25:47.632
I-- I wish that was me, man.

25:47.633 --> 25:49.677
I'll just say that.

25:49.678 --> 25:51.332
You're
the king of Fort Myers, man.

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Uh...

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You know what would be
a huge turn on for me?

26:16.531 --> 26:18.619
You know what would be
a huge turn on for me?

26:21.275 --> 26:23.015
Do you have any pets?

26:24.626 --> 26:26.322
Do you have any pets?

26:27.411 --> 26:29.195
Do you have any pets?

26:30.850 --> 26:32.807
You stick my thing
in your mouth.

26:34.244 --> 26:35.288
And then I promise...

26:37.334 --> 26:40.250
Xavier!

26:43.166 --> 26:45.167
Is this for a lying child

26:45.168 --> 26:48.257
or an adult thinking about
fucking a child?

26:48.258 --> 26:49.868
- I-- I--
- Is this for you?

26:49.869 --> 26:51.826
It's so obviously a joke.

26:51.827 --> 26:54.133
Where are the rest
of the goddamn chat logs?

26:54.134 --> 26:56.265
- Did you sanction this?
- Harv, come on.

26:56.266 --> 26:57.572
It's on our merch site.

26:58.181 --> 26:59.181
What is merch site?

27:01.620 --> 27:03.359
If this
doesn't get taken down,

27:03.360 --> 27:04.883
I'm not going out there.

27:04.884 --> 27:06.798
- It's just a thong.
- What...

27:06.799 --> 27:07.887
Andie!

27:13.327 --> 27:15.284
No. No, no. No.

27:15.285 --> 27:17.025
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What are you doing?

27:17.026 --> 27:18.592
What are you do--
Whoa, what is this?

27:18.593 --> 27:20.420
- I'm not going out there...
- Wait, wait, Del. But I-- I--

27:20.421 --> 27:21.856
...until this gets taken down.

27:21.857 --> 27:23.553
I-- I need you today.
Our new decoy did not show.

27:23.554 --> 27:24.642
This is on our website.

27:24.643 --> 27:25.947
Let me see,
don't do this to me--

27:25.948 --> 27:27.079
'Cause we need you to bind up.

27:29.082 --> 27:30.169
Hi.

27:30.170 --> 27:32.171
Whoa. Who the fuck are you?

27:32.172 --> 27:34.782
Oh. Oh, hi.

27:34.783 --> 27:35.957
- You're Andie?
- Hi.

27:35.958 --> 27:37.306
- I'm Dan.
- What are you wearing?

27:37.307 --> 27:39.004
- What are you wearing?
- I, uh--

27:39.005 --> 27:40.440
- You need to change.
- Bogey.

27:40.441 --> 27:41.659
Yo, Crazy Frog is here.

27:41.660 --> 27:44.662
Uh, graphic tee
and swim trunks.

27:44.663 --> 27:46.141
Okay, come on.

27:46.142 --> 27:47.708
Okay, Dan.

27:47.709 --> 27:50.929
So you are playing
a 13-year-old named Peter.

27:50.930 --> 27:52.365
Peter.

27:52.366 --> 27:55.411
And you have been
chatting with this man online.

27:55.412 --> 27:57.631
- Okay.
- And he likes cats.

27:57.632 --> 28:00.025
- Cats.
- And he has a sweet tooth.

28:00.026 --> 28:02.027
All you need to do--

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Is get him
to the kitchen island.

28:03.856 --> 28:05.291
- Okay.
- And then Chris will

28:05.292 --> 28:09.643
come in and you will go out.

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- Oh, Jesus.
- Chris comes in, I go--

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- Okay, puka shell--
- Out. That-- that's it.

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Puka shell. Puka shell.
Puka shell.

28:13.735 --> 28:14.866
- We're all out.
- No puka shell?

28:16.869 --> 28:20.655
Okay. Dan, do you understand?

28:23.353 --> 28:25.093
Is there maybe time
for a rehearsal?

28:25.094 --> 28:26.921
We're gonna shoot
the rehearsal.

28:30.621 --> 28:32.101
Uh...

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Come in.

29:02.349 --> 29:03.350
Peter?

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Is that you?

29:07.049 --> 29:08.659
Hi.

29:10.226 --> 29:11.271
Yeah, it's me.

29:12.620 --> 29:13.752
You look different.

29:17.364 --> 29:18.800
Way different.

29:21.542 --> 29:22.543
Maybe.

29:23.544 --> 29:26.067
Sorry, I'm sort of nervous.

29:26.068 --> 29:27.853
You're even hotter
than your pictures.

29:29.463 --> 29:31.030
Did you change your hair
or something?

29:36.122 --> 29:37.601
I've been out in the sun.

29:39.299 --> 29:40.735
- That's cool.
- Wanna go over here?

29:42.476 --> 29:44.826
- Where?
- I guess I thought, um,

29:46.349 --> 29:47.916
maybe we could
hang out in the kitchen.

29:50.092 --> 29:51.050
Okay.

29:51.964 --> 29:53.617
Do-- do you have any water?

29:55.576 --> 29:56.795
I'll see what I can do.

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By the way...

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...I brought something.

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Oh, yeah?

30:23.778 --> 30:25.562
Wow.

30:29.349 --> 30:30.350
Okay.

30:32.743 --> 30:34.266
Primetime, baby.

30:34.267 --> 30:36.311
He did not disappoint.

30:36.312 --> 30:37.531
What's going on here?

30:38.706 --> 30:40.316
Why don't you have
a seat right there?

30:46.235 --> 30:47.410
Wanna explain yourself?

30:52.851 --> 30:55.984
Running around,
looking for a cat,

30:57.333 --> 31:00.032
spraying whipped cream
all over yourself.

31:01.468 --> 31:03.687
What's going on in your mind?

31:05.602 --> 31:06.559
What would've happened

31:06.560 --> 31:08.735
if I wasn't here?

31:08.736 --> 31:10.477
Something would've happened.

31:11.304 --> 31:12.479
Something like?

31:13.741 --> 31:15.395
Something along sexual lines.

31:16.352 --> 31:17.570
Crazy Frog.

31:17.571 --> 31:18.963
Something like

31:18.964 --> 31:20.878
you would've had sex
with an underage teen?

31:22.489 --> 31:24.359
Okay. I don't know
if we would've done that.

31:24.360 --> 31:27.362
Sir,
your penis is already out.

31:27.363 --> 31:28.494
Hey.

31:28.495 --> 31:29.843
Hey.

31:29.844 --> 31:31.279
You were amazing.

31:31.280 --> 31:32.367
Oh, thanks.

31:32.368 --> 31:33.978
You're a movie star.

31:33.979 --> 31:35.718
- Thank you.
- Yeah.

31:35.719 --> 31:38.808
You are a natural.

31:38.809 --> 31:40.506
- Okay.
- Yeah.

31:40.507 --> 31:41.986
Amazing.

31:41.987 --> 31:43.335
Thank you.

31:43.336 --> 31:45.947
I get stress migraines.
I don't know if you do.

31:47.601 --> 31:49.037
Maybe. Maybe.

31:49.951 --> 31:50.952
Thank you.

31:53.824 --> 31:55.347
You were so good.

31:55.348 --> 31:56.609
- Oh, thank you.
- Yeah.

31:56.610 --> 31:57.915
- Thanks.
- Yeah.

31:57.916 --> 31:59.307
I mean it.

31:59.308 --> 32:00.570
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

32:02.659 --> 32:03.703
- We're doing a story...
- Yeah.

32:03.704 --> 32:04.878
...on adults

32:04.879 --> 32:06.749
who try to meet
young teens online.

32:06.750 --> 32:08.534
It's okay. It's okay.

32:10.102 --> 32:11.973
It happens to us all.

32:13.496 --> 32:15.149
Obviously,
you're free to go,

32:15.150 --> 32:17.022
but please take the cream.

32:18.980 --> 32:20.502
I like this new decoy.

32:20.503 --> 32:21.939
Didn't freeze up
like the last one.

32:21.940 --> 32:23.462
Yeah. I think
he might walk.

32:23.463 --> 32:25.072
Oh, goddamn it, Andie.
Not again.

32:25.073 --> 32:26.291
Well--
I-- I need that one.

32:26.292 --> 32:27.857
He's perfect for Jersey Shore.

32:27.858 --> 32:31.949
Um... I agree, but for his
first time, that was a lot,

32:31.950 --> 32:33.994
and if we do have
to inform the network,

32:33.995 --> 32:36.040
the optics are
really not good.

32:36.041 --> 32:39.131
So can you talk to him?

32:40.828 --> 32:42.133
What? No.
I have somewhere to be.

32:42.134 --> 32:44.136
Uh, in Fort Myers? Where?

32:45.964 --> 32:47.877
I have a life, Andie.

32:49.184 --> 32:52.012
Okay. Uh,
can you talk to him first?

32:52.013 --> 32:55.537
I think that reassurance
coming from you,

32:55.538 --> 32:58.977
maybe at the hotel bar,
maybe a nice Macallan,

33:00.195 --> 33:03.197
and maybe you expense it.
Maybe I don't tell.

33:18.779 --> 33:19.953
Dan Plum.

33:19.954 --> 33:20.999
Chris Hansen.

33:22.130 --> 33:23.174
How're you doing?

33:23.175 --> 33:24.567
I'm okay.

33:28.310 --> 33:29.355
It's a big day.

33:31.487 --> 33:32.705
Do you want some wine, Dan?

33:32.706 --> 33:34.359
Uh. Bud Light?

33:34.360 --> 33:35.708
Bud Light would be nice.

33:35.709 --> 33:37.537
Relax, it's on NBC.

33:40.279 --> 33:41.584
B-- Budweiser, then.

33:42.629 --> 33:44.109
Macallan, neat.

33:49.766 --> 33:51.506
How long you been acting, Dan?

33:51.507 --> 33:54.031
Uh, four years.

33:54.032 --> 33:55.293
Four years professionally,

33:55.294 --> 33:59.079
but I've-- I've dreamt
of it my entire life.

33:59.080 --> 34:02.691
Um, musical theater mainly.

34:02.692 --> 34:03.780
Uh.

34:04.651 --> 34:06.566
Different world.

34:10.613 --> 34:12.833
I hate feeling like
I'm not up to the task.

34:16.663 --> 34:19.796
It-- it matters a lot to me
to-- to do a good job.

34:21.581 --> 34:22.799
Look...

34:23.583 --> 34:25.714
what were you hoping

34:25.715 --> 34:28.762
to achieve
from this experience?

34:30.111 --> 34:33.462
Uh, something for my reel.

34:35.856 --> 34:37.944
More than that um, a credit.

34:37.945 --> 34:39.206
- Mm-hmm.
- That would be

34:39.207 --> 34:40.512
really helpful
for getting my union card

34:40.513 --> 34:43.036
and representation.

34:43.037 --> 34:44.472
Thank you.

34:44.473 --> 34:45.518
Dan.

34:48.086 --> 34:50.088
Do you know what your credit
is on this show?

34:52.568 --> 34:53.700
Peter?

34:55.354 --> 34:56.397
Peter?

34:56.398 --> 34:58.356
Uh,
my character from today?

34:58.357 --> 35:01.228
No.

35:01.229 --> 35:02.447
No.

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Superhero.

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That's your credit.

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Dan, what, what you're doing
is more than acting.

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It's much more.

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You're-- you're here with us,
and you're--

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you're saving children.

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Yeah.

35:31.564 --> 35:32.912
Dan.

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Daniel.

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Dan.

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Danny. Danny, uh, Decoy Dan.

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- Decoy Dan?
- Decoy Dan.

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- Decoy Dan.
- Decoy Dan.

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That's your credit.

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Decoy Dan.

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Decoy Dan.

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You remind me of my son,
but uh, older.

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Oh.

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Thanks.

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♪ Trustworthy, loyal, helpful,
friendly, courteous ♪

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♪ Kind, obedient,
cheerful, thrifty ♪

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♪ Brave, clean, and ha...

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Oh, uh...

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the uh, respectful?

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Close.

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Reverent.

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Reverent.

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I knew you were a Boy Scout.

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How long did you do it for?

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Maybe like two years
or something like that.

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It's a sign
of strong character.

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Goodnight.

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Sorry, can I just ask,
is that an acting totem?

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What?
Your bracelet.

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Is it--

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Nothing I do is acting, Dan.

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- Right. I--
- Got it in India, 1996.

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I was doing a story
on child slave labor.

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It won an Emmy.

37:21.021 --> 37:24.590
Predatorhas never
earned an Emmy,

37:26.026 --> 37:28.594
nor any of the serious
recognition it deserves.

37:35.383 --> 37:37.559
But I think
that's all about to change.

37:40.997 --> 37:42.128
All right.
All right.

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All right.

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I'll see you tomorrow.

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See you tomorrow.

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Okay.

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One down.

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Hello?

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Oh, hey, Andie.

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This is Patty Patterson
from ABC.

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Sorry, am I
interrupting something?

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No.

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I don't think
we've met, but--

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Oh, uh,
we have, actually.

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The Murrow Awards last year.

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Right. Ugh, my brain.

38:46.236 --> 38:48.237
Anyway, we wanted
to congratulate you

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on the new time slot.

38:49.805 --> 38:52.503
Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

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I saw Jeff
just pitched it to the ad men.

38:55.550 --> 38:56.811
Not-- not sure
if you're aware,

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but we've been working
on a show

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for the same night.

38:59.902 --> 39:01.250
Uh-huh.

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And we have been
so impressed

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by your work onPredator,

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we would love
to pick your brain.

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I was wondering
if you'd be free

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for a drink or a--

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You know what's better
than a drink?

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A sushi roll.

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Well,
that's not possible.

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I'm-- I'm shooting in
Fort Myers.

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That is crazy.

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I will be in Florida tomorrow.

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Uh, not tomorrow?

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Yeah, sounds great.

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So I'll see you
tomorrow evening.

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Evening? Uh, hey, okay.

39:44.033 --> 39:45.469
Look, I don't mean
to upset you, Kristyn,

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but we can still have
a nice dinner as friends.

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Like...

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Friends?

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Hmm.

40:09.232 --> 40:12.409
So none of this
meant anything to you?

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Not nothing, no.

40:14.324 --> 40:20.329
Uh, Kristyn, I-- I-- I want
to be a part of your life.

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I do. I truly do,
but I can only participate in,

40:24.683 --> 40:29.730
uh, obfuscated ways
at a distance, you know?

40:31.124 --> 40:32.647
But uh...

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Kristyn, come on.

40:37.043 --> 40:40.088
Can I tempt you two
with something sweet?

40:40.089 --> 40:41.829
Oh my God,
you're Chris Hansen.

40:41.830 --> 40:43.831
- I'm a huge fan of your show.
- Uh.

40:43.832 --> 40:45.485
But, I don't want
to be in it, but uh--

40:46.792 --> 40:49.097
Do-- did-- did you want
anything for dessert?

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Do you have any cookies?

40:50.665 --> 40:52.666
I-- I can definitely
ask the chef.

40:52.667 --> 40:54.320
No, I'm just--
just kidding around.

40:54.321 --> 40:56.627
Just never mind.

40:56.628 --> 40:57.976
No, it was a joke.

40:57.977 --> 40:59.325
- Oh, okay.
- Yeah, yeah.

40:59.326 --> 41:00.761
Thank you so much
for coming, Mr. Hansen.

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Thank you so much.

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Come on. Look, I have...

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I have a lot
on the line right now.

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I love my wife.

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We don't need
to make a scene, okay?

41:18.780 --> 41:20.172
We don't need to make a scene.

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Happy face.  Happy.

41:22.654 --> 41:25.438
Look, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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I'm gonna do everything

41:26.527 --> 41:27.701
in my power
to make this right,

41:27.702 --> 41:29.007
I swear to God.

41:29.008 --> 41:30.574
Like I said, okay?

41:30.575 --> 41:32.664
Okay. Just shh.

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Shh.

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Let me-- let me get you a cab.

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Oh. Oh, God.

41:55.730 --> 41:57.905
Come on. Let's go.

41:57.906 --> 41:59.341
Okay. Okay.

42:01.562 --> 42:04.564
♪ Goodbye

42:04.565 --> 42:06.827
♪ Wanna climb a mountain

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Who is it?
It's me. Can I come in?

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- One sec.
- Verification call.

42:14.488 --> 42:16.446
Check it out.

42:22.627 --> 42:23.714
Hey, man.

42:23.715 --> 42:25.280
Hey. There you are.

42:25.281 --> 42:26.804
I told you I was real.

42:26.805 --> 42:27.892
I like real.

42:29.372 --> 42:31.765
What do you think
we should do next Monday?

42:31.766 --> 42:33.027
I don't know.

42:33.028 --> 42:36.640
Um, probably be shooting
some hoops or something,

42:36.641 --> 42:38.859
so if you wanna
shower together,

42:38.860 --> 42:40.208
that might be nice.

42:40.209 --> 42:44.038
Yeah. I can't wait
for, uh, the adventure.

42:44.039 --> 42:47.955
Cool. It's the uh, last house
at the end of the cul-de-sac.

42:47.956 --> 42:50.828
You can't miss it. It's boring
like the other ones.

42:50.829 --> 42:52.830
Well, I can't wait.

42:52.831 --> 42:54.919
Cool. Oh, don't forget
the weed.

42:54.920 --> 42:56.094
Oh, yeah.

42:56.095 --> 42:57.530
It's gonna be great.
Cool.

42:57.531 --> 42:59.097
All right. Later. Bye.

42:59.098 --> 43:00.882
Bye.

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You have to smile,

43:03.189 --> 43:04.493
so they can hear it
in your voice.

43:04.494 --> 43:05.886
Yeah, cool.

43:05.887 --> 43:06.932
Thanks.

43:14.156 --> 43:18.552
Look, if this is something
you really wanna do,

43:19.945 --> 43:23.948
you can't treat it like
an acting gig, you know?

43:23.949 --> 43:28.169
The last decoy made it
an episode and a half.

43:28.170 --> 43:31.173
Saw a predator who looked like
his dad and walked off.

43:32.653 --> 43:35.743
You have to find ways
to protect yourself.

43:37.789 --> 43:38.746
Yeah.

43:40.705 --> 43:41.662
Thanks.

43:44.143 --> 43:45.578
See you tomorrow.

43:45.579 --> 43:46.667
Don't be late.

43:52.978 --> 43:54.326
-  Hey.
-  Hey.

43:54.327 --> 43:55.893
Come right in, bro.
I'm baking cookies.

43:55.894 --> 43:56.895
"Come right in, bro."

43:58.287 --> 43:59.505
Love your house.

43:59.506 --> 44:01.550
"Hey, come right in, bro.
I'm baking cookies."

44:10.082 --> 44:11.604
"Hey, come right in, bro.

44:11.605 --> 44:13.999
I'm baking,
I'm baking cookies."

44:19.874 --> 44:20.961
Hey, come on in.

44:20.962 --> 44:22.268
There's sweet tea
on the table.

44:23.530 --> 44:25.966
Hey, come on in.

44:25.967 --> 44:27.576
There's sweet tea
on the table.

44:27.577 --> 44:29.056
Did you bring
any of that stuff

44:29.057 --> 44:30.319
we talked about?

44:31.190 --> 44:32.538
Hey, Marco.

44:32.539 --> 44:34.453
Did you bring the stuff
we talked about?

44:34.454 --> 44:35.933
This your house?

44:35.934 --> 44:37.456
Uh, well, technically,
my mommy and daddy's house.

44:38.588 --> 44:40.894
Hey, just hopped out
of the shower.

44:40.895 --> 44:42.113
Just put a pizza in the oven.

44:42.114 --> 44:44.942
Just picture me naked
and come on in.

44:44.943 --> 44:46.813
I could
figure something out.

44:46.814 --> 44:48.075
Well, what about
a root beer float?

44:48.076 --> 44:49.686
- Ooh.
- I'll do that.

44:49.687 --> 44:50.904
Don't go anywhere.

44:50.905 --> 44:52.863
Oh, they're gonna love it.

44:52.864 --> 44:54.648
They're gonna love this.

44:55.344 --> 44:56.867
How you doing, Stanley?

44:56.868 --> 44:57.999
Are you Jeremy?

44:58.696 --> 44:59.958
Jeremy's talented tongue?

45:02.830 --> 45:04.613
You nervous?
That's okay. Me too.

45:04.614 --> 45:06.267
What did you think you--

45:06.268 --> 45:07.921
Sorry, sorry.

45:11.796 --> 45:13.710
Decoy Dan.

45:13.711 --> 45:15.886
Yo, Christopher,
I need to talk to you.

45:15.887 --> 45:17.801
Fat fucking tuna on the hook.

45:17.802 --> 45:19.411
Oh, really?

45:23.633 --> 45:25.374
Look, come here.

45:26.419 --> 45:27.420
Close the door.

45:29.901 --> 45:30.944
- Hey. Knock, knock.
- Uh, what?

45:30.945 --> 45:32.946
- No, no, no.
- What's shaking?

45:32.947 --> 45:34.253
It's okay.
We're just having a...

45:37.125 --> 45:38.996
Okay.

45:38.997 --> 45:43.478
So we got a fan letter
from some flatfoot cop.

45:43.479 --> 45:45.611
"Dear Chris Hansen
and the good men

45:45.612 --> 45:47.961
of the National
Broadcasting Corporation."

45:49.572 --> 45:51.618
" My name
is Michael Chachere."

45:58.016 --> 45:59.451
Headquarters,
be advised,

45:59.452 --> 46:00.758
I locked myself out the unit.

46:02.716 --> 46:05.239
"I write to you today
to thank you from the bottom

46:05.240 --> 46:07.285
of my heart
for promoting goodness

46:07.286 --> 46:09.418
in this troubled world
we live in."

46:12.508 --> 46:13.900
Yeah, I'll get
the Jared special.

46:13.901 --> 46:16.598
"I also want to thank you
for promoting respect

46:16.599 --> 46:19.080
for law enforcement
in your programming.

46:20.255 --> 46:22.866
"What this world needs,
in my opinion,

46:22.867 --> 46:25.085
is a good,
hard look in the mirror."

46:25.086 --> 46:26.217
We were just talking.

46:27.610 --> 46:30.177
"But what is that,
but your show?"

46:30.178 --> 46:31.309
Sorry.

46:31.310 --> 46:32.484
I didn't--
I swear I didn't know.

46:34.487 --> 46:37.619
"Should you ever find yourself
down in Murphy, Texas,

46:37.620 --> 46:40.361
please know that you have
a friendly face

46:40.362 --> 46:41.536
here in our precinct."

46:41.537 --> 46:43.190
"In our precinct.
Best regards, Michael."

46:43.191 --> 46:45.279
Michael Chachere.

46:45.280 --> 46:48.631
Chief, this could only
look good for election season.

46:50.285 --> 46:52.330
What's the name
of that program?

46:52.331 --> 46:53.593
How to Catch a Predator.

46:57.510 --> 46:59.337
Predator?

46:59.338 --> 47:02.209
Anyhow. They tried
to get in touch with Andie,

47:02.210 --> 47:04.995
but when they couldn't,
they reached out to me.

47:04.996 --> 47:06.561
Uh-uh, I have no missed calls.

47:06.562 --> 47:09.042
Whatever. They want us
to come shoot in their town,

47:09.043 --> 47:12.741
so I start to trawl the area,
and it's the same old shit.

47:12.742 --> 47:15.353
Factory worker,
plumber, loser. Boring.

47:15.354 --> 47:18.269
But-- but then
I catch something

47:18.270 --> 47:20.838
that's like nothing

47:21.534 --> 47:22.926
I've ever seen.

47:22.927 --> 47:26.755
This fish comes along,
takes a bite,

47:26.756 --> 47:29.367
and then boom, vanishes.

47:29.368 --> 47:31.717
He comes back, bites again.

47:31.718 --> 47:34.460
But then, poof, gone.

47:35.374 --> 47:36.504
I never lose these guys,

47:36.505 --> 47:40.247
because they are
usually fucking idiots,

47:40.248 --> 47:43.772
but this is
not your average pedo.

47:43.773 --> 47:47.211
He was careful not to give
anything away, but boy,

47:47.212 --> 47:48.953
did he love to chat.

47:49.605 --> 47:51.171
We battled.

47:51.172 --> 47:53.086
I tried every trick
in the book, Chris.

47:54.175 --> 47:56.307
I was reeling him in
for hours,

47:56.308 --> 47:58.265
but he wouldn't take the bait.

47:58.266 --> 48:04.098
I was ready to give up,
but then he slipped.

48:05.926 --> 48:09.277
A wake in Denton, Texas.

48:11.366 --> 48:12.976
So I did some digging.

48:12.977 --> 48:14.500
Ah.

48:17.677 --> 48:19.896
The only one I could find
was a private event

48:19.897 --> 48:22.986
for government associates
of a dead senator.

48:22.987 --> 48:24.726
...of a dead senator.

48:24.727 --> 48:28.078
The most
important suits in Texas.

48:28.079 --> 48:32.952
Chris, we've never caught
a government operative before,

48:32.953 --> 48:35.346
a man on the inside.

48:35.347 --> 48:37.784
This, this is it.

48:38.741 --> 48:44.790
This guy's got to be CIA, NSA

48:44.791 --> 48:50.840
or he is at the
highest levels of government.

48:54.670 --> 48:56.149
I mean, what are we
talking about here?

48:56.150 --> 48:59.239
Are we talking about a mayor
or a congressman or are we--

48:59.240 --> 49:00.762
are we talking
about the president?

49:09.076 --> 49:10.598
- So Chris--
- Hmm.

49:10.599 --> 49:13.123
We already have our schedule
for the coming months,

49:13.124 --> 49:14.820
and the Jersey Shore
is after this.

49:14.821 --> 49:16.778
Uh, that is a priority
for the network.

49:16.779 --> 49:18.912
I have a feeling about
this guy, Chris.

49:19.565 --> 49:21.088
I really do.

49:24.657 --> 49:26.919
No. It's not enough
information to act.

49:26.920 --> 49:28.790
She's right.

49:28.791 --> 49:31.532
Keep looking and let me know
if you have something more.

49:31.533 --> 49:34.101
I like it, psychic ability.

49:36.408 --> 49:38.583
Nice work.

49:38.584 --> 49:40.193
- Good producing.
- Tell me about it.

49:45.504 --> 49:46.722
Fucking bitch.

49:48.115 --> 49:49.681
Could you show me
the last couple of clips?

49:49.682 --> 49:52.206
Excuse me.
Uh, T minus 10 minutes.

49:53.555 --> 49:55.774
Can you bring up the last
couple of clips we shot?

49:55.775 --> 49:57.689
Oh, they were good.

49:57.690 --> 49:59.169
Well, I wa-- I'm thinking
of trying something new.

49:59.170 --> 50:00.735
- I wanna see what I did.
- They were good.

50:04.349 --> 50:07.220
"You just have to be
very clean in your ass."

50:07.221 --> 50:08.395
Mm-hmm.

50:08.396 --> 50:09.527
Your ass?

50:09.528 --> 50:10.745
I think that's too far.

50:10.746 --> 50:13.531
Uh, stick to the suck
and be sucked stuff.

50:13.532 --> 50:14.706
- Okay.
- Yeah.

50:14.707 --> 50:16.490
Okay. Thank you.

50:22.323 --> 50:23.803
God, this is insane.

50:27.328 --> 50:28.807
- Chris Hansen.
-  Hi, Chris.

50:28.808 --> 50:31.897
This is Brett Karinsky
from theNational Enquirer.

50:31.898 --> 50:32.985
- Uh-huh.
- We just wanted

50:32.986 --> 50:34.508
to give you the opportunity

50:34.509 --> 50:36.554
to comment before we run
a story about you next week.

50:36.555 --> 50:39.384
Uh, and what is the
story about?

50:40.602 --> 50:41.820
A young woman

50:41.821 --> 50:44.475
and your
extramarital activities.

50:44.476 --> 50:47.173
- Does that ring a bell?
- Uh.

50:47.174 --> 50:49.523
- If I call NBC--
- Uh.

50:49.524 --> 50:52.570
What would they say
about this?

50:52.571 --> 50:55.225
America's favorite
pervert catcher

50:55.226 --> 50:57.879
sticking fingers where fingers
shouldn't be stuck.

50:57.880 --> 50:59.578
No.

51:10.458 --> 51:11.590
Uh.

51:14.593 --> 51:15.680
Hello?

51:15.681 --> 51:16.768
Hi, Mary. Chris Hansen.

51:16.769 --> 51:18.552
Yes, honey. I know.

51:18.553 --> 51:21.381
Yeah, yeah. Sorry. Um--

51:21.382 --> 51:22.861
Hey, hey, Dad.

51:22.862 --> 51:24.819
Hi, boys. Yeah.
Hey, Dad.

51:24.820 --> 51:28.084
Yeah, I was just calling
to uh, talk to you

51:28.085 --> 51:32.044
and um, just calling
to talk to the boys.

51:32.045 --> 51:34.308
Are you gonna come
to my baseball game?

51:56.113 --> 51:57.549
I'm just in here.

52:16.437 --> 52:17.481
Hey.

52:17.482 --> 52:19.396
Hi.

52:19.397 --> 52:20.745
Trouble finding the place?

52:22.182 --> 52:23.314
Not really.

52:25.316 --> 52:26.664
Oh, shoot.

52:26.665 --> 52:27.969
Spilled soda on my shirt.

52:27.970 --> 52:29.057
I'm gonna go change.

52:29.058 --> 52:30.277
Be back in a sec.

52:36.109 --> 52:37.370
I've been chatting
with him online

52:37.371 --> 52:38.589
for a month now.

52:38.590 --> 52:40.199
He's fucking heinous.

52:40.200 --> 52:41.809
How'd it look?

52:41.810 --> 52:43.202
You were great.

52:43.203 --> 52:45.030
If you guys get me the logs in

52:45.031 --> 52:46.162
more advance next time,

52:46.163 --> 52:48.076
I could use all of that stuff.

52:48.077 --> 52:51.689
I could-- I could've kept him
in there for 20 minutes.

52:51.690 --> 52:53.081
Daniel.
Dan, enough.

52:53.082 --> 52:55.259
Actually, do you
have a Diet Coke?

53:00.742 --> 53:01.917
Is Pepsi okay?

53:04.442 --> 53:05.834
Why don't you
have a seat right there?

53:10.317 --> 53:11.884
Why don't you have a seat?

53:15.322 --> 53:16.454
What are you doing here?

53:19.935 --> 53:21.110
Sit down.

53:26.899 --> 53:28.205
Sit down!

53:31.164 --> 53:32.296
What are you doing here?

53:35.473 --> 53:36.517
Nothing good.

53:38.389 --> 53:39.781
What do you do for a living?

53:44.612 --> 53:45.787
I'm a rabbi.

53:47.136 --> 53:49.355
"I like sucking

53:49.356 --> 53:51.052
- and being sucked."
- He's off.

53:51.053 --> 53:52.315
Where's that
in the Bible?

53:52.316 --> 53:54.405
The Old Testament
or the New Testament?

53:56.972 --> 54:01.760
Look, you're being
very hostile to me.

54:05.067 --> 54:09.984
Who gave you
permission to do this?

54:13.815 --> 54:15.339
You did this to yourself.

54:17.079 --> 54:20.996
You know you don't
have the right to do this.

54:23.825 --> 54:26.306
Who do you think you are?

54:37.883 --> 54:41.364
I'm Chris Hansen
with Dateline NBC,

54:41.365 --> 54:44.584
and we're doing
a story on adults

54:44.585 --> 54:47.195
who meet young teens online.

54:47.196 --> 54:50.025
You're doing this
for television?

54:50.678 --> 54:51.635
For television?

54:51.636 --> 54:52.984
Oh.
Get him out.

54:52.985 --> 54:54.420
- There he is.
- Get him out of here!

54:54.421 --> 54:55.944
There he is.
Oh, oh, fuck.

54:56.989 --> 54:58.076
Get-- fuck.

54:58.077 --> 54:59.164
Oh, that's amazing.

54:59.165 --> 55:00.252
That is amazing.

55:00.253 --> 55:01.428
- It's gorgeous.
- Yeah.

55:06.477 --> 55:07.999
Hey, hey, hey.

55:08.000 --> 55:09.567
He's not a leper.

55:10.350 --> 55:11.830
He just touched you.

55:15.834 --> 55:17.139
Doesn't that disgust you?

55:19.925 --> 55:20.926
Yeah.

55:23.755 --> 55:25.060
Why do you
do this, Andie?

55:31.589 --> 55:34.505
'Cause we're gonna be
the number one show on TV.

55:34.983 --> 55:36.984
Yeah?

55:36.985 --> 55:38.682
We're gonna be
the number one show on TV.

55:38.683 --> 55:40.031
Ooh.

55:40.032 --> 55:41.425
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

55:46.168 --> 55:47.779
Number one show on TV.

55:52.000 --> 55:56.353
I don't mean to sound harsh...

55:59.704 --> 56:01.445
but if you had children,

56:02.968 --> 56:04.361
you would understand.

56:15.589 --> 56:18.199
Picture this.

56:18.200 --> 56:21.028
You're in an IHOP
eating alone,

56:21.029 --> 56:24.205
and you notice a girl
kinda hunched over,

56:24.206 --> 56:29.036
and the mother is berating her
for overeating pancakes.

56:29.037 --> 56:31.387
She says, "You don't
wanna be a fat pig."

56:31.388 --> 56:33.432
And you-- you think
to yourself,

56:33.433 --> 56:35.869
"Oh God,
this is pretty wrong."

56:35.870 --> 56:38.524
And then the mother
gets louder, more insulting,

56:38.525 --> 56:41.180
and then finally
the girl starts crying.

56:41.963 --> 56:43.400
What would you do?

56:46.098 --> 56:48.012
Um,

56:48.013 --> 56:52.190
I might hand the daughter
the number to social services

56:52.191 --> 56:54.628
and tell her
to eat whatever she likes.

56:55.455 --> 56:56.935
And

56:58.240 --> 57:01.330
then I might try to hurt
the mother in some way.

57:02.680 --> 57:05.159
Not physically, but um--

57:05.160 --> 57:08.032
Honey, that's the name
of the show,

57:08.033 --> 57:09.294
What Would You Do?

57:09.295 --> 57:10.382
Oh.

57:10.383 --> 57:11.644
It's a--

57:11.645 --> 57:13.341
It's a hidden,
it's a hidden camera show.

57:13.342 --> 57:14.560
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah, where we put

57:14.561 --> 57:16.780
strangers
in social situations,

57:16.781 --> 57:18.434
but it's feel-good.

57:18.435 --> 57:20.044
Do you know John Quinones?

57:20.045 --> 57:22.176
Hi, sir. I'm John Quinones.

57:22.177 --> 57:23.613
I'm John Quinones.

57:23.614 --> 57:25.832
Shut it up.

57:25.833 --> 57:28.444
He's incredible.
He wants you.

57:28.445 --> 57:29.749
Oh.

57:29.750 --> 57:32.491
Well, I'm flattered obviously.

57:32.492 --> 57:34.754
Um, I don't think
I'm the kind of producer

57:34.755 --> 57:36.713
that does well
with feel-good stuff,

57:36.714 --> 57:38.018
and I also don't think

57:38.019 --> 57:39.759
I'm the kind of producer
that has a lot of respect

57:39.760 --> 57:41.632
for people who wanna
steal my show.

57:43.024 --> 57:45.243
Okay. Okay. Great.

57:46.985 --> 57:50.596
Look, I dominated
a-- a-- a-- a lot of space

57:50.597 --> 57:53.338
at this network. I-- I'd say
the majority of shows

57:53.339 --> 57:55.035
that have been successful
in the last 10 years

57:55.036 --> 57:56.515
I've had a hand in.

57:56.516 --> 57:58.735
I know the feeling,
and I know that you think

57:58.736 --> 58:02.913
you're just walking
the same path,

58:02.914 --> 58:05.916
but Chris is not the guy
to hold hands with.

58:05.917 --> 58:08.440
He is not that guy.

58:08.441 --> 58:10.964
You know, I met Chris once,

58:10.965 --> 58:13.141
and it's weird,
he didn't even mention you.

58:14.795 --> 58:17.231
Makes me question
if he understands

58:17.232 --> 58:19.103
what you're worth.

58:19.104 --> 58:21.498
I just wanna protect you,
you know?

58:28.983 --> 58:30.027
Chris Hansen.

58:30.028 --> 58:31.289
Hey, Chris.

58:31.290 --> 58:32.899
Hi, Jeff.

58:32.900 --> 58:33.944
Do me a favor.

58:33.945 --> 58:35.119
Hmm.

58:35.120 --> 58:36.424
Go to your TV.

58:36.425 --> 58:38.165
Turn on ABC.

58:38.166 --> 58:39.471
Mmm-hmm.

58:39.472 --> 58:41.168
Tell me what you see.

58:41.169 --> 58:42.214
Lost.

58:43.694 --> 58:46.957
It's polar bears.

58:46.958 --> 58:48.480
Yeah. These polar bears

58:48.481 --> 58:50.438
are gonna fucking
kill us, Chris.

58:50.439 --> 58:51.744
Uh--

58:51.745 --> 58:53.616
I know
people look up to you,

58:53.617 --> 58:55.313
but I'm gonna be frank
with you right now.

58:55.314 --> 58:57.663
This new material,
it ain't cutting it.

58:57.664 --> 59:04.409
Jeff, we have something
very special on the line.

59:04.410 --> 59:08.066
A real "man on the inside"
kind of story.

59:09.284 --> 59:10.850
Wait, wh--
what? Stone's here?

59:10.851 --> 59:13.026
All right. Just tell him
I'll be right there.

59:13.027 --> 59:14.594
Hey, sorry Chris, I gotta run.

59:20.034 --> 59:21.035
Xavier.

59:22.646 --> 59:24.168
- Fuck.
- Xavier.

59:24.169 --> 59:25.299
Shit.

59:25.300 --> 59:26.866
Did you find him?

59:26.867 --> 59:28.781
What?

59:28.782 --> 59:30.609
The fish.
Did you find him?

59:30.610 --> 59:33.178
- The-- the fish?
- The fish, in the CIA.

59:34.483 --> 59:36.006
Come in. Fuck.

59:36.007 --> 59:37.790
Give me a second here.

59:37.791 --> 59:39.749
Andie's been so up my

59:39.750 --> 59:43.100
fucking ass. I've been
trawling balls deep all day.

59:43.101 --> 59:44.231
Who is he?

59:44.232 --> 59:47.278
So I had him
on the hook, right?

59:47.279 --> 59:50.237
But every time
I tried to track him, okay,

59:50.238 --> 59:51.761
I kept getting blocked.

59:51.762 --> 59:55.286
Xavier, I need you
to guarantee

59:55.287 --> 59:59.986
that he has to be extremely,
extremely important.

59:59.987 --> 01:00:02.076
A hundred percent.
This is big.

01:00:02.773 --> 01:00:03.817
The biggest.

01:00:04.644 --> 01:00:05.688
A whale.

01:00:05.689 --> 01:00:06.906
You think it's a whale?

01:00:06.907 --> 01:00:08.560
A whale, definitely.

01:00:09.910 --> 01:00:11.128
Okay. Okay.

01:00:11.129 --> 01:00:12.869
These are the chats.

01:00:25.752 --> 01:00:27.187
How can we catch him?

01:00:27.188 --> 01:00:29.842
We have to go there
and be the bait,

01:00:29.843 --> 01:00:31.888
because I can tell you
one thing,

01:00:31.889 --> 01:00:35.108
he's not coming
to the fucking Jersey Shore.

01:00:35.109 --> 01:00:39.112
You can't go over my head
to relocate shoots, Chris.

01:00:39.113 --> 01:00:41.985
Do you realize what that
communicates to the network?

01:00:41.986 --> 01:00:45.641
It makes me look like
I don't know what I am doing.

01:00:45.642 --> 01:00:48.644
We had a full docket of guys
coming to the Jersey Shore.

01:00:48.645 --> 01:00:50.210
The flight is now boarding.

01:00:50.211 --> 01:00:52.386
We have no plan.

01:00:52.387 --> 01:00:56.042
We are chasing a man
without a name.

01:00:56.043 --> 01:00:57.130
Guys, the--

01:00:57.131 --> 01:00:58.436
sorry to interrupt.

01:00:58.437 --> 01:01:00.307
Uh, does the show cover snacks
for the flight?

01:01:00.308 --> 01:01:01.439
I'd love to grab some gum

01:01:01.440 --> 01:01:04.050
if it's not too much
of a thing.

01:01:04.051 --> 01:01:05.270
Yeah?

01:01:10.623 --> 01:01:12.363
Sorry. Thanks, thank you.

01:01:12.364 --> 01:01:13.451
Saddam Hussein's verdict

01:01:13.452 --> 01:01:15.496
speeds through deliberation.

01:01:15.497 --> 01:01:18.369
Political leaders urge
for calm in the streets

01:01:18.370 --> 01:01:21.241
as Saddam prepares
to get what he deserves.

01:01:21.242 --> 01:01:22.895
An open-ended curfew...

01:01:29.381 --> 01:01:31.035
What's going on with you?

01:01:36.431 --> 01:01:38.345
I need to do something big.

01:01:38.346 --> 01:01:40.086
Bigger than Lost.

01:01:40.087 --> 01:01:41.305
I'm
Stone Phillips

01:01:41.306 --> 01:01:43.177
and this is Dateline NBC.

01:01:44.309 --> 01:01:45.701
In Murphy,

01:01:45.702 --> 01:01:48.705
we got more firepower
than Satan himself.

01:01:49.836 --> 01:01:50.924
M4 carbine,

01:01:52.230 --> 01:01:53.797
H&K MP5,

01:01:54.928 --> 01:01:57.843
grenade launcher, you name it.

01:01:57.844 --> 01:02:01.892
Many of us here served
together during Desert Storm.

01:02:02.980 --> 01:02:05.372
I can assure you, Mr. Hansen,

01:02:05.373 --> 01:02:06.678
you're not gonna find

01:02:06.679 --> 01:02:09.246
a police force
with more oomph.

01:02:09.247 --> 01:02:12.292
And after this show airs
on Wednesday night,

01:02:12.293 --> 01:02:15.339
no pervert will dare set foot
in Murphy again.

01:02:15.340 --> 01:02:16.733
After we're done,

01:02:18.212 --> 01:02:20.562
this will be the safest town
in America.

01:02:21.868 --> 01:02:23.521
Now let's have some barbecue.

01:02:25.611 --> 01:02:26.785
Chief Gunn?

01:02:26.786 --> 01:02:29.440
It's nice to put the face
with the face.

01:02:29.441 --> 01:02:32.095
I gotta tell you, hoss, they
don't wanna give us funding.

01:02:32.096 --> 01:02:33.574
That's awful.
And this is

01:02:33.575 --> 01:02:35.446
really, really gonna
help us out a lot.

01:02:35.447 --> 01:02:36.621
Thank you so, so much.

01:02:36.622 --> 01:02:37.883
- What's your name, hoss?
- This is my team.

01:02:37.884 --> 01:02:38.884
Xavier Von Erck.

01:02:38.885 --> 01:02:39.972
- Xavier.
- Yes.

01:02:39.973 --> 01:02:41.452
All right. Are you
not hot, hoss?

01:02:41.453 --> 01:02:42.670
- No, no.
- Xavier's the reason

01:02:42.671 --> 01:02:44.411
we're all here.
This is Dan Plum.

01:02:44.412 --> 01:02:45.804
He is
one of our operatives.

01:02:45.805 --> 01:02:47.719
- Dan Plum. Actor.
- Del Harvey. It's an honor.

01:02:47.720 --> 01:02:48.981
All right.
Honor's all mine.

01:02:48.982 --> 01:02:50.461
Now what does that mean,
"Nin"?

01:02:50.462 --> 01:02:53.029
Uh, it's an industrial
metal group,

01:02:53.030 --> 01:02:54.378
uh, called, "Nine Inch Nails".

01:02:54.379 --> 01:02:55.771
Gator, bring the cuffs.

01:02:55.772 --> 01:02:57.207
She's got nine-inch nails
on her.

01:02:57.208 --> 01:02:58.948
Yeah, that's right.

01:02:58.949 --> 01:03:00.776
And hi, I am Andie Bender.

01:03:00.777 --> 01:03:02.038
- Andie Bender.
- I am a producer,

01:03:02.039 --> 01:03:03.387
and it's so wonderful
to be here.

01:03:03.388 --> 01:03:04.823
- Nice to meet you.
- I'm so excited.

01:03:04.824 --> 01:03:06.477
I really wanna
check out your equipment here.

01:03:06.478 --> 01:03:09.175
Well, come on, hoss. Let me
show you how this works.

01:03:09.176 --> 01:03:11.264
I'd love to meet--
kind of meet in private.

01:03:11.265 --> 01:03:13.092
I mean, this is really
sort of my operation.

01:03:13.093 --> 01:03:14.441
Sure.
So it'd be really good

01:03:14.442 --> 01:03:15.791
to sort of coordinate
our efforts.

01:03:15.792 --> 01:03:17.401
Yeah, let's coordinate.

01:03:17.402 --> 01:03:20.491
So you can sound
like a little boy.

01:03:20.492 --> 01:03:21.885
Or a little girl.

01:03:23.103 --> 01:03:24.669
It depends on
what they want me to be.

01:03:24.670 --> 01:03:27.150
I'm kind of a mirror
to reflect back at them

01:03:27.151 --> 01:03:28.238
what they want.

01:03:28.239 --> 01:03:29.587
I'm Chris Hansen--

01:03:30.937 --> 01:03:32.546
With Dateline NBC,
and we're doing a story

01:03:32.547 --> 01:03:34.853
on adults who like to meet
young teens online.

01:03:35.942 --> 01:03:37.334
And next week,

01:03:37.335 --> 01:03:39.292
thePredator team
is in Fort Myers, Florida.

01:03:40.817 --> 01:03:42.252
While you
may have thought the stories

01:03:42.253 --> 01:03:43.601
this week were unusual.

01:03:43.602 --> 01:03:45.124
The story of the man
you'll meet next week...

01:03:45.125 --> 01:03:46.212
- Peter?
- ...is

01:03:46.213 --> 01:03:47.735
downright bizarre.

01:03:47.736 --> 01:03:50.042
I guess I thought maybe we
could hang out in the kitchen.

01:03:50.043 --> 01:03:52.218
This potential predator
walks into the house...

01:03:52.219 --> 01:03:53.480
I brought something.

01:03:53.481 --> 01:03:55.047
Oh, yeah?
Takes off his clothes

01:03:55.048 --> 01:03:57.136
and whips out
a common dessert ingredient,

01:03:57.137 --> 01:03:58.659
much to the surprise
of our decoy...

01:03:58.660 --> 01:03:59.835
What's going on here?

01:03:59.836 --> 01:04:01.053
...who,
after this episode,

01:04:01.054 --> 01:04:02.925
may never order
a hot fudge sundae again.

01:04:05.363 --> 01:04:07.059
Yeah! Whoo!

01:04:07.060 --> 01:04:08.931
Cheers, buddy.
Cherry popped, baby.

01:04:08.932 --> 01:04:10.062
Yeah!

01:04:10.063 --> 01:04:11.499
- Yeah!
- Whoo!

01:04:23.468 --> 01:04:24.555
Hello?

01:04:24.556 --> 01:04:26.296
Hey.
What's up?

01:04:26.297 --> 01:04:27.950
I'm-- I'm naked.

01:04:27.951 --> 01:04:29.212
We met on TV.

01:04:29.213 --> 01:04:31.083
I'm that pervert
that showed you,

01:04:31.084 --> 01:04:32.955
showed you my penis.

01:04:32.956 --> 01:04:34.521
And now I'm in prison.

01:04:34.522 --> 01:04:35.871
Please let me out.

01:04:35.872 --> 01:04:39.309
Dude, it's me.
It's Troy.

01:04:39.310 --> 01:04:40.354
Don't worry.

01:04:41.181 --> 01:04:42.616
You saw my teaser?

01:04:42.617 --> 01:04:44.705
Me
and Amanda, and fucking Sobo

01:04:44.706 --> 01:04:47.883
and Christian, Rajiv,
we're all freaking partying.

01:04:47.884 --> 01:04:49.754
We just watched it, man.

01:04:49.755 --> 01:04:52.062
W-- what'd you think?
Did you think I was good?

01:04:53.802 --> 01:04:55.282
I mean,

01:04:56.893 --> 01:04:58.329
yeah, it doesn't matter, right?

01:05:00.853 --> 01:05:02.594
What do you mean
it doesn't matter?

01:05:04.813 --> 01:05:06.727
What kind of answer is that?

01:05:06.728 --> 01:05:08.338
Dude, I mean, like,

01:05:08.339 --> 01:05:10.079
here's the thing is that
you were only on screen

01:05:10.080 --> 01:05:12.211
for like, 0.1 seconds.

01:05:12.212 --> 01:05:14.431
Being all scared
of a predator.

01:05:14.432 --> 01:05:17.521
Yeah, that's the character.
That-- that's the point.

01:05:17.522 --> 01:05:19.349
As your friend,
I'm proud,

01:05:19.350 --> 01:05:20.611
but if I was a random viewer,

01:05:20.612 --> 01:05:23.920
I would think
absolutely 0.0% about you.

01:05:25.051 --> 01:05:26.356
I mean, dude,
here's the thing.

01:05:26.357 --> 01:05:28.097
You were on TV.

01:05:28.098 --> 01:05:29.750
I wish I was on TV.

01:05:29.751 --> 01:05:31.230
That would be amazing.

01:05:31.231 --> 01:05:33.842
Maybe you're not on TV,
'cause you're a bad actor.

01:05:34.626 --> 01:05:35.843
What'd you say?

01:05:35.844 --> 01:05:37.410
I know you don't mean
that shit, dude--

01:06:09.356 --> 01:06:11.662
Hi,
you've reached the Hansens.

01:06:11.663 --> 01:06:14.578
We're so sorry we can't
come to the phone right now,

01:06:14.579 --> 01:06:16.623
but please leave a message...

01:06:16.624 --> 01:06:18.844
And we
hope you have a wonderful day.

01:07:00.538 --> 01:07:01.539
Sorry.

01:07:08.154 --> 01:07:09.677
Try not to be afraid
of the ball.

01:07:21.646 --> 01:07:24.735
It's weird
seeing myself on TV.

01:07:24.736 --> 01:07:27.912
I think also my-- my friends
don't really understand.

01:07:27.913 --> 01:07:29.479
Sorry.

01:07:29.480 --> 01:07:30.654
I can get it.

01:07:30.655 --> 01:07:31.829
It's all right.

01:07:31.830 --> 01:07:33.570
My friends
don't really understand

01:07:33.571 --> 01:07:34.658
what I'm doing here.

01:07:38.706 --> 01:07:40.186
How could they
understand, Dan?

01:07:43.798 --> 01:07:44.799
Here.

01:07:52.372 --> 01:07:53.765
I want you to have this.

01:07:56.115 --> 01:07:57.681
I think it's a little big.

01:07:57.682 --> 01:07:58.857
You'll grow into it.

01:08:01.164 --> 01:08:02.207
Close your eyes.

01:08:06.952 --> 01:08:09.258
It's 1996.

01:08:10.999 --> 01:08:12.349
You're inPandalam.

01:08:14.133 --> 01:08:15.221
It's in India.

01:08:18.529 --> 01:08:19.965
At a cottage bar.

01:08:21.488 --> 01:08:24.621
A few drinks in,
a local approaches you

01:08:24.622 --> 01:08:27.407
and asks if you're covering
missing children.

01:08:29.279 --> 01:08:31.236
You don't know
what he's talking about,

01:08:31.237 --> 01:08:32.760
so he tells you.

01:08:40.464 --> 01:08:43.075
All across the southern state
of India,

01:08:44.685 --> 01:08:46.687
children are disappearing
at night.

01:08:51.344 --> 01:08:52.650
It's clinical.

01:08:54.130 --> 01:08:55.304
No village ever hit twice.

01:08:55.305 --> 01:08:56.653
Nadip?

01:08:56.654 --> 01:08:58.437
No suspects.

01:08:58.438 --> 01:09:00.397
Nadip?

01:09:03.182 --> 01:09:04.922
So the villagers
start turning on each other,

01:09:04.923 --> 01:09:06.446
and the lynching begins.

01:09:13.061 --> 01:09:15.498
In the
surrounding jungle,

01:09:15.499 --> 01:09:19.023
they find the children
in bits.

01:09:19.024 --> 01:09:20.503
Chris, can I open my eyes now?

01:09:20.504 --> 01:09:21.766
No, not yet.

01:09:22.419 --> 01:09:23.681
The authorities

01:09:24.812 --> 01:09:26.509
said it was wolves.

01:09:29.034 --> 01:09:30.688
But I found a witness.

01:09:34.257 --> 01:09:35.693
The young girl
who gave me that bracelet,

01:09:37.260 --> 01:09:38.652
she told me what she saw.

01:09:40.785 --> 01:09:41.916
A darkness

01:09:43.396 --> 01:09:44.831
that cannot be understood.

01:09:44.832 --> 01:09:46.182
Nadip?

01:09:47.487 --> 01:09:50.838
That exists
outside of time and space.

01:09:52.797 --> 01:09:54.190
Not a man,

01:09:56.496 --> 01:09:57.888
a monster.

01:10:01.980 --> 01:10:03.286
No one believed this girl,

01:10:04.287 --> 01:10:05.810
but I did.

01:10:07.638 --> 01:10:09.553
So you can tell your friends

01:10:10.771 --> 01:10:12.730
that is what we're doing.

01:10:14.122 --> 01:10:18.126
We're cleansing the world
of an ancient evil,

01:10:19.476 --> 01:10:23.393
and that evil
waits for us in Murphy.

01:10:26.744 --> 01:10:28.223
The whale?

01:10:28.224 --> 01:10:29.834
The whale.

01:10:33.185 --> 01:10:35.447
And he's an Indian guy?

01:10:41.628 --> 01:10:42.933
Chris Hansen.

01:10:42.934 --> 01:10:45.152
Chris.
He messaged me, Chris.

01:10:45.153 --> 01:10:46.284
He's coming.

01:10:46.285 --> 01:10:47.807
We've gotta move.

01:11:02.214 --> 01:11:03.781
"Are you playing with it?

01:11:05.870 --> 01:11:07.263
"Masturbated today?

01:11:09.221 --> 01:11:11.483
"Have you masturbated today?

01:11:11.484 --> 01:11:12.877
"Have you masturbated?"

01:11:13.704 --> 01:11:15.226
Who-- who called you all?

01:11:15.227 --> 01:11:16.662
Xavier.

01:11:16.663 --> 01:11:18.534
Look, I know that, that
we were set to go tomorrow,

01:11:18.535 --> 01:11:19.926
- and the bogey's coming now--
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:11:19.927 --> 01:11:22.233
But listen, my hands are tied.
I've got four Sonys

01:11:22.234 --> 01:11:23.626
- in the living room and I--
- Uh-huh, yeah.

01:11:24.758 --> 01:11:26.716
Three Sonys.
Goddamn it.

01:11:26.717 --> 01:11:29.371
Uh, get what you can
how you can.

01:11:29.372 --> 01:11:31.634
Uh, you two, I need you both
on keyboards and anyone

01:11:31.635 --> 01:11:33.636
that you had coming tomorrow,
get them here tonight.

01:11:33.637 --> 01:11:36.682
T-minus, five minutes.
Everybody in position.

01:11:36.683 --> 01:11:38.467
Brace yourselves.

01:11:38.468 --> 01:11:39.772
We have to go.

01:11:43.037 --> 01:11:45.778
Hey, is this him?

01:11:45.779 --> 01:11:46.998
Is this the whale?

01:11:47.912 --> 01:11:50.349
Need to know basis, Andie.

01:11:51.176 --> 01:11:52.351
Yeah, I need to know.

01:11:54.397 --> 01:11:55.702
Are you playing
with it?

01:11:56.616 --> 01:11:57.834
Have you masturbated today?

01:11:57.835 --> 01:11:59.662
Masturbated today?

01:11:59.663 --> 01:12:00.793
Is your dick out?

01:12:00.794 --> 01:12:03.536
Do you like to kiss? Cuddle?

01:12:05.408 --> 01:12:06.669
Do you
like to kiss?

01:12:06.670 --> 01:12:08.062
I know you're coming.

01:12:22.294 --> 01:12:23.643
Enhance the car.

01:12:24.427 --> 01:12:26.428
Enhance.

01:12:26.429 --> 01:12:27.994
Frag, tell the cops
to get in position.

01:12:27.995 --> 01:12:29.126
Got it.

01:12:29.127 --> 01:12:31.434
Fuck,
it's fucking grainy.

01:12:32.913 --> 01:12:34.350
He's not getting out.

01:12:36.003 --> 01:12:37.657
Are they in
or did they get out?

01:12:39.180 --> 01:12:40.180
You have

01:12:40.181 --> 01:12:42.922
one new message.

01:12:42.923 --> 01:12:44.576
Hey,
Chris.

01:12:44.577 --> 01:12:47.013
I'm getting the feeling
you're ignoring me.

01:12:49.103 --> 01:12:51.235
Listen here, champ,

01:12:51.236 --> 01:12:56.109
I need sources, and you're not
giving me a lot of options.

01:12:56.110 --> 01:12:57.850
You don't give me a comment,

01:12:57.851 --> 01:13:00.506
I'm gonna get to everyone
in your life.

01:13:02.334 --> 01:13:04.380
Don't make this harder
than it needs to be.

01:13:14.868 --> 01:13:16.826
What the fuck
is he doing?

01:13:16.827 --> 01:13:17.958
What's he doing?

01:13:19.612 --> 01:13:20.873
Does anybody hear me?
I don't understand.

01:13:20.874 --> 01:13:22.398
Could you stop
being in my face?

01:13:50.904 --> 01:13:51.991
Do you know
how much money

01:13:51.992 --> 01:13:54.124
this is costing
every fucking second?

01:13:54.125 --> 01:13:55.952
You don't,
because I do the budget.

01:13:55.953 --> 01:13:57.170
You don't do my job,

01:13:57.171 --> 01:13:58.389
I do my--

01:14:01.611 --> 01:14:03.308
What happened?

01:14:06.180 --> 01:14:07.225
It's empty.

01:14:08.574 --> 01:14:09.706
What do you mean?

01:14:13.361 --> 01:14:15.450
The car drove itself?

01:14:15.451 --> 01:14:17.364
What the fuck?

01:14:17.365 --> 01:14:18.410
What?

01:14:20.934 --> 01:14:23.763
Um, guys, they know
we're here.

01:14:25.852 --> 01:14:27.331
How the hell
is this possible?

01:14:27.332 --> 01:14:28.419
Hackers.

01:14:28.420 --> 01:14:29.899
That doesn't make
fucking sense.

01:14:29.900 --> 01:14:31.944
We're dealing with forces
beyond our control here, Harv.

01:14:31.945 --> 01:14:33.730
Okay, okay.
We need to change houses.

01:14:34.861 --> 01:14:36.297
Okay.

01:14:41.389 --> 01:14:42.390
Chris,

01:14:43.304 --> 01:14:44.784
we need to change houses.

01:14:48.353 --> 01:14:49.833
We're not leaving.

01:14:51.008 --> 01:14:55.185
Well, Chris,
no one will come to this house

01:14:55.186 --> 01:14:56.795
if they know that we are here,

01:14:56.796 --> 01:15:00.756
and we are also
over a 100K in the hole.

01:15:00.757 --> 01:15:02.366
It's not about money
for me.

01:15:02.367 --> 01:15:03.846
It's--
it is about money.

01:15:03.847 --> 01:15:05.543
What are you doing?
Where are we going?

01:15:05.544 --> 01:15:06.718
What are you doing?

01:15:06.719 --> 01:15:08.415
Chris.

01:15:08.416 --> 01:15:10.635
I'm not leaving
till the whale comes.

01:15:10.636 --> 01:15:12.376
No, no.

01:15:12.377 --> 01:15:14.857
Wait.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

01:15:14.858 --> 01:15:15.988
Chris.

01:15:15.989 --> 01:15:17.513
We're not leaving.

01:15:19.732 --> 01:15:23.692
I swear to fucking God
that if you do not get

01:15:23.693 --> 01:15:26.912
your shit together,

01:15:26.913 --> 01:15:30.394
I will call the network, motherfucker.

01:15:32.876 --> 01:15:36.226
Hey, can you hear me?

01:15:36.227 --> 01:15:37.923
- Yeah.
- Do you understand

01:15:37.924 --> 01:15:40.231
what I am saying to you?

01:15:41.058 --> 01:15:42.624
I am pulling the plug.

01:15:42.625 --> 01:15:44.060
The whale is coming.

01:15:44.061 --> 01:15:46.192
WRESTLINGDUDEEASTTEXAS
didn't get the memo.

01:15:46.193 --> 01:15:47.585
He's pulling up right now.

01:15:47.586 --> 01:15:48.847
Chris!
The whale.

01:15:48.848 --> 01:15:50.545
- Get up!
- There's no show

01:15:50.546 --> 01:15:52.372
- without the whale.
- Chris!

01:15:52.373 --> 01:15:55.114
Jesus fucking Christ.

01:15:56.813 --> 01:15:59.903
Hey,
come on in.

01:16:00.947 --> 01:16:02.775
You come here.

01:16:03.602 --> 01:16:05.082
No, you come here!

01:16:26.233 --> 01:16:27.757
I'm just in here.

01:16:30.629 --> 01:16:32.325
Pretty nice place
you got here.

01:16:32.326 --> 01:16:33.371
Yeah.

01:16:35.939 --> 01:16:36.983
So what's up?

01:16:37.897 --> 01:16:38.941
Nothing.

01:16:38.942 --> 01:16:40.377
Did you bring the razors?

01:16:40.378 --> 01:16:41.900
Sure did.

01:16:41.901 --> 01:16:43.206
What did you wanna do
with them?

01:16:43.207 --> 01:16:45.121
I was kinda confused.

01:16:45.122 --> 01:16:46.297
Oh.

01:16:47.211 --> 01:16:48.734
I'll show you later.

01:16:52.129 --> 01:16:54.521
You probably go to
a lot of boys' homes, huh?

01:16:54.522 --> 01:16:55.654
Nah.

01:16:56.873 --> 01:16:59.744
Don't even get
out of the house much.

01:16:59.745 --> 01:17:01.617
Barely make it
off the computer.,

01:17:12.105 --> 01:17:13.193
You all right?

01:17:13.933 --> 01:17:14.934
Mmm-hmm.

01:17:23.726 --> 01:17:24.901
You said,

01:17:27.991 --> 01:17:29.818
"I wish I could hug you."

01:17:29.819 --> 01:17:31.776
That'd be nice.

01:17:31.777 --> 01:17:34.518
Uh, why--
why are you reading that?

01:17:34.519 --> 01:17:40.611
Then you said,
"Can I be your first at sex?"

01:17:40.612 --> 01:17:44.007
I mean, if that's what
you wanted to do.

01:17:51.841 --> 01:17:54.060
What in
the world are you doing here?

01:17:55.409 --> 01:17:56.801
I'm just hanging out

01:17:56.802 --> 01:17:57.976
with you, man.

01:17:57.977 --> 01:18:01.371
Hanging out
with a 13-year-old?

01:18:01.372 --> 01:18:04.374
Look, I'm just gonna leave.

01:18:04.375 --> 01:18:06.463
Well, if you wanna leave,
you're free to go,

01:18:06.464 --> 01:18:09.597
but before you do,
you should know I'm not 13.

01:18:10.337 --> 01:18:11.598
I'm 23.

01:18:11.599 --> 01:18:15.342
My real name is Dan Plum,
and you're on TV.

01:18:16.692 --> 01:18:19.258
Whoa, wait a second.

01:18:19.259 --> 01:18:20.999
I don't wanna be on TV.

01:18:21.000 --> 01:18:22.698
I'm a professionally-trained
actor...

01:18:24.221 --> 01:18:26.265
and I'm helping tell a story
on bad guys

01:18:26.266 --> 01:18:28.311
who try to meet kids online.

01:18:28.312 --> 01:18:32.969
And I hope you remember
my face as the face...

01:18:36.059 --> 01:18:42.108
that you saw
when everything changed.

01:18:44.720 --> 01:18:47.374
Look, I-- I'm just gonna go.

01:18:52.423 --> 01:18:54.250
Police Officer
don't move!

01:18:57.994 --> 01:19:00.039
Get down! Get down!

01:19:25.456 --> 01:19:28.938
You know,
in the old days

01:19:29.982 --> 01:19:32.898
when people would act
so depraved,

01:19:34.726 --> 01:19:37.120
they'd drag you down
to the town square,

01:19:39.339 --> 01:19:41.166
tie you to a post,

01:19:41.167 --> 01:19:45.824
and whip you for all to see.

01:19:48.392 --> 01:19:53.440
There used to be a pillory
in every civilized town.

01:19:56.356 --> 01:19:59.969
Now there's a television
in every home,

01:20:02.058 --> 01:20:03.799
and I'm on it.

01:20:07.280 --> 01:20:08.673
So are you, Dan.

01:20:14.113 --> 01:20:17.028
Hi, Patty. It's Andie.

01:20:17.029 --> 01:20:23.383
Um, gosh, I keep asking
myself, "What am I doing?"

01:20:24.297 --> 01:20:28.823
Which I guess is a variant of
what would you do.

01:20:28.824 --> 01:20:32.610
So I think that
this is a good sign.

01:20:35.265 --> 01:20:40.530
Mr. Quinones, I'd be curious
about how we mesh.

01:20:40.531 --> 01:20:41.575
Um...

01:20:47.146 --> 01:20:49.104
And I'm-- I'm hoping you know,

01:20:49.105 --> 01:20:52.107
if he really is a--
a nice guy,

01:20:52.108 --> 01:20:53.979
hey, maybe it'll rub off
on me.

01:21:17.133 --> 01:21:19.657
The Enquirer is gonna
release a story about me.

01:21:22.094 --> 01:21:23.400
I'm not worried.

01:21:25.663 --> 01:21:26.882
I can fix this.

01:21:28.100 --> 01:21:29.406
We just need to get him.

01:21:31.016 --> 01:21:32.452
How old is she?

01:21:38.545 --> 01:21:40.634
She's 30, Andie.

01:21:44.290 --> 01:21:45.509
Bravo.

01:21:46.597 --> 01:21:48.729
We can't let him
get away.

01:21:56.389 --> 01:21:59.697
All I need
is for you to believe.

01:22:04.528 --> 01:22:05.790
I'm done.

01:22:06.660 --> 01:22:13.318
Andie, the whale is coming.

01:22:26.942 --> 01:22:29.247
Chris,
Chris, Chris!

01:22:29.248 --> 01:22:34.905
He's back, and he sent photos!

01:22:34.906 --> 01:22:37.342
Don't think that's him.

01:22:37.343 --> 01:22:40.737
I think it's pulled from
some A&M bio major's profile.

01:22:42.958 --> 01:22:45.002
He's randy.

01:22:45.003 --> 01:22:48.224
He's given us more in a night
than he has in a week.

01:22:49.268 --> 01:22:51.401
It's right here.

01:23:01.280 --> 01:23:02.324
Come on.

01:23:07.721 --> 01:23:09.114
Fuck.

01:23:31.571 --> 01:23:32.572
Come on.

01:23:37.534 --> 01:23:38.709
Holy fuck!

01:23:39.666 --> 01:23:41.102
He couldn't resist me.

01:23:41.103 --> 01:23:43.018
Look it up!

01:24:00.165 --> 01:24:01.514
Who are you?

01:24:29.890 --> 01:24:30.977
Hello,

01:24:30.978 --> 01:24:32.109
you've reached
District Attorney

01:24:32.110 --> 01:24:34.198
Bill Conradt's landline.

01:24:34.199 --> 01:24:37.768
If you voted for me
for county judge, thank you.

01:24:39.770 --> 01:24:42.554
Hey, Will. It's Luke.

01:24:42.555 --> 01:24:46.471
Why don't you pick up
and we could talk more?

01:24:46.472 --> 01:24:49.648
I'm in town
for one more day...

01:24:49.649 --> 01:24:51.128
Morning, Lewis.
to see my aunt.

01:24:51.129 --> 01:24:53.130
Hi, Jerry.
And um,

01:24:53.131 --> 01:24:55.654
she's gonna be gone
for the night.

01:24:55.655 --> 01:24:59.006
- Morning.
- So try me back.

01:24:59.703 --> 01:25:01.704
Hey, Cortland.

01:25:01.705 --> 01:25:02.922
Hey, Mr. Conradt.

01:25:02.923 --> 01:25:04.402
Good morning.
It is.

01:25:04.403 --> 01:25:05.969
I still got that bourbon.

01:25:05.970 --> 01:25:07.710
You know
where to find me.

01:25:07.711 --> 01:25:10.060
Mmm, I do.

01:25:10.061 --> 01:25:12.062
Now,
as a district attorney,

01:25:12.063 --> 01:25:15.935
I've seen all sorts
of horrible behavior,

01:25:15.936 --> 01:25:19.200
and I understand
how people can see criminals

01:25:19.201 --> 01:25:20.941
as other than human.

01:25:23.074 --> 01:25:26.337
Despite the child endangerment
we have substantiated,

01:25:26.338 --> 01:25:29.820
the defendant here
is not a monster.

01:25:30.734 --> 01:25:31.996
He's a man.

01:25:33.519 --> 01:25:37.783
But he has brought
a disease to our community,

01:25:37.784 --> 01:25:41.657
and by putting this man away
we send a message,

01:25:41.658 --> 01:25:47.097
a message that we like our
slice of Texas just how it is,

01:25:47.098 --> 01:25:49.622
and we intend
to keep it that way.

01:26:15.300 --> 01:26:17.128
"Could I
feel your cock?

01:26:18.738 --> 01:26:20.131
"How thick are you?

01:26:24.396 --> 01:26:25.876
"I like younger.

01:26:27.617 --> 01:26:29.749
"Are you gonna fuck me?

01:26:31.011 --> 01:26:33.013
"Do I get to fuck you, too?

01:26:35.538 --> 01:26:37.279
"Do you like to kiss?

01:26:38.541 --> 01:26:39.542
"Cuddle?"

01:26:42.022 --> 01:26:46.939
Did you cum a lot when you
J slash O question mark?

01:26:46.940 --> 01:26:49.682
Fuck! He's back! He's back!

01:26:54.121 --> 01:26:55.600
Let's call him, man.

01:26:55.601 --> 01:26:57.123
Where's my decoy?

01:26:57.124 --> 01:26:58.648
Hey, man, I'm sorry.

01:27:00.563 --> 01:27:02.956
That w-- that sucked, man.
That wasn't cool, man.

01:27:13.140 --> 01:27:15.098
Yo,
you've reached Troy.

01:27:15.099 --> 01:27:16.665
For commercial work,
please reach out

01:27:16.666 --> 01:27:19.407
- to Sunshine Valley Talent.
- Where's my decoy?

01:27:19.408 --> 01:27:20.799
For me, just leave a message.

01:27:22.367 --> 01:27:23.629
Hey, man.

01:27:25.196 --> 01:27:26.197
Um...

01:27:27.590 --> 01:27:28.633
Decoy Dan!

01:27:28.634 --> 01:27:29.896
Uh.

01:27:31.289 --> 01:27:34.684
Decoy Dan!

01:27:57.968 --> 01:27:59.012
Hi.

01:28:00.449 --> 01:28:02.363
Are you coming over?

01:28:02.364 --> 01:28:05.670
I'm uh,
thinking about it.

01:28:05.671 --> 01:28:07.498
Oh, you haven't left yet?

01:28:07.499 --> 01:28:09.239
No.

01:28:09.240 --> 01:28:12.024
Well, are you coming over
or not?

01:28:12.025 --> 01:28:15.638
Well, a little later.

01:28:16.682 --> 01:28:18.074
Mmm.

01:28:18.075 --> 01:28:19.945
What do you wanna do?

01:28:19.946 --> 01:28:21.165
What do you like?

01:28:24.690 --> 01:28:26.126
I like musicals.

01:28:29.565 --> 01:28:32.218
Maybe we could watch one
and hang out.

01:28:32.219 --> 01:28:33.785
That would be nice.

01:28:33.786 --> 01:28:37.224
Have you ever tried Vegemite?

01:28:39.531 --> 01:28:40.705
What's that?

01:28:42.186 --> 01:28:44.449
Have you
ever been to Australia?

01:28:45.058 --> 01:28:46.102
Uh-uh.

01:28:46.103 --> 01:28:47.712
Oh, I--

01:28:47.713 --> 01:28:51.150
Well, I just uh, I love it.

01:28:51.151 --> 01:28:54.285
I've seen the most beautiful
things in my life there.

01:28:55.547 --> 01:28:56.808
The kangaroos.

01:28:56.809 --> 01:28:58.115
Cock.

01:28:59.682 --> 01:29:01.423
They're
my favorite animals.

01:29:03.468 --> 01:29:04.816
That's cool.

01:29:04.817 --> 01:29:08.298
Hey, anyway, I get hard
like super easy.

01:29:08.299 --> 01:29:10.257
Why don't you come over
and make it hard?

01:29:13.696 --> 01:29:15.088
I uh,

01:29:17.308 --> 01:29:18.396
I gotta go.

01:29:20.790 --> 01:29:23.182
I worked
with that DA for 10 years.

01:29:23.183 --> 01:29:26.448
He's met my wife, met my kids.

01:29:27.013 --> 01:29:28.493
Christ.

01:29:30.843 --> 01:29:33.759
The guy who catches the guys.

01:29:35.108 --> 01:29:38.982
That boy-fucking
Democrat piece of shit!

01:29:40.418 --> 01:29:41.506
I'm gonna gut him.

01:29:42.159 --> 01:29:43.202
Form up!

01:29:43.203 --> 01:29:46.598
Cortland, I need to see him.

01:29:48.644 --> 01:29:50.123
I need to look him
in his eyes.

01:29:51.647 --> 01:29:54.997
I need to put him
on television.

01:29:54.998 --> 01:29:56.955
I need to put his head
on a stick.

01:29:56.956 --> 01:29:58.261
Gator, we need warrants.

01:29:58.262 --> 01:29:59.349
- We're going to him?
- Yes.

01:29:59.350 --> 01:30:01.612
We don't do that.
They come to us.

01:30:01.613 --> 01:30:03.222
I think we need to--
good to stick to protocol.

01:30:03.223 --> 01:30:06.878
Ay-yo. All his information's
disappearing.

01:30:06.879 --> 01:30:08.837
- His MSN, his MySpace.
- Protocol.

01:30:08.838 --> 01:30:10.273
- Protocol. Protocol.
- Andie.

01:30:10.274 --> 01:30:11.840
Fuck protocol!

01:30:11.841 --> 01:30:13.276
Andie.

01:30:13.277 --> 01:30:15.844
But uh, we should
really do this, by the book.

01:30:15.845 --> 01:30:17.673
By the book--

01:30:18.543 --> 01:30:20.022
I need you.

01:30:20.023 --> 01:30:21.153
How long's
it gonna take?

01:30:21.154 --> 01:30:22.459
A week, maybe two.

01:30:22.460 --> 01:30:24.026
If we're going up
against this man,

01:30:24.027 --> 01:30:25.636
we have to dot our i's
and cross our t's...

01:30:25.637 --> 01:30:28.117
We don't have
that kind of time.

01:30:28.118 --> 01:30:30.815
While we stand here dawdling,

01:30:30.816 --> 01:30:33.644
he will erase his tracks

01:30:33.645 --> 01:30:36.039
if we don't get him today,

01:30:37.083 --> 01:30:42.872
and then
we'll lose him forever.

01:30:43.568 --> 01:30:45.482
She's right.

01:30:45.483 --> 01:30:49.399
Let's go y'all.
Grab everything you need.

01:30:49.400 --> 01:30:50.792
Good evening.

01:30:50.793 --> 01:30:52.315
Go, go, go, go!

01:30:52.316 --> 01:30:53.795
We have not just
gathered as law enforcement...

01:30:53.796 --> 01:30:55.274
Form up!

01:30:55.275 --> 01:30:57.755
Let's harpoon
that motherfucker.

01:30:57.756 --> 01:30:59.148
...You're part
of a story

01:30:59.149 --> 01:31:00.933
much bigger than yourselves.

01:31:03.849 --> 01:31:06.590
Remember, we're here
to make a statement.

01:31:06.591 --> 01:31:09.159
Pedos are not allowed
in Texas.

01:31:12.771 --> 01:31:16.513
If you see the camera on you,
act natural.

01:31:16.514 --> 01:31:19.037
- Yes, sir!
- Let's catch us a predator.

01:31:19.038 --> 01:31:20.431
Yeah! Hut! Hut!

01:31:25.175 --> 01:31:26.958
Mary?

01:31:26.959 --> 01:31:29.395
Hello, sir. Thank you
for your service. Thank you.

01:31:29.396 --> 01:31:30.441
Mary.

01:31:31.616 --> 01:31:33.357
Mar-- how you doing?

01:31:34.619 --> 01:31:36.315
- Thank you. Mary.
-  Chris.

01:31:36.316 --> 01:31:37.403
Mary.

01:31:37.404 --> 01:31:38.797
I just received a...

01:31:39.319 --> 01:31:40.451
Hello?

01:31:41.670 --> 01:31:43.932
Mary, hi.

01:31:43.933 --> 01:31:45.499
Hi.

01:31:45.500 --> 01:31:47.675
I'm coming home tomorrow.

01:31:47.676 --> 01:31:48.806
Yes.

01:31:48.807 --> 01:31:51.156
And uh, I'll be there
for Thanksgiving.

01:31:51.157 --> 01:31:53.116
Chris,
they have photos of you...

01:31:54.378 --> 01:31:55.771
and some woman.

01:31:57.468 --> 01:32:00.035
They're asking me for comment.

01:32:00.036 --> 01:32:02.907
What do you suggest I say?

01:32:02.908 --> 01:32:04.692
It's a hatchet job.
There's a--

01:32:04.693 --> 01:32:07.738
they just know I'm gonna be
on-- on, on national news,

01:32:07.739 --> 01:32:10.394
and uh, you know,
it's par for the course.

01:32:13.571 --> 01:32:15.660
You're gonna be
so proud of me, Mary.

01:32:19.577 --> 01:32:20.622
I love you, Mary.

01:32:24.147 --> 01:32:25.757
Love the boys.

01:32:26.628 --> 01:32:27.716
Hey, Chris.

01:32:29.282 --> 01:32:30.848
Chris, excuse me. Excuse me.

01:32:30.849 --> 01:32:32.677
Mind if we get a photo
real quick?

01:32:34.157 --> 01:32:35.244
Sure.

01:32:35.245 --> 01:32:37.681
Oh, awesome.
Thanks, man.

01:32:37.682 --> 01:32:40.205
I'm a big fan.

01:32:40.206 --> 01:32:41.642
You're doing the Lord's work.
You know that, right?

01:32:44.515 --> 01:32:46.298
All right. Big smiles.

01:32:46.299 --> 01:32:48.170
Big smiles, Melvin.
Big smiles.

01:32:59.878 --> 01:33:02.880
All right, y'all,
we got him trapped like a rat.

01:33:02.881 --> 01:33:04.839
Let's get some justice
on camera.

01:33:18.941 --> 01:33:21.072
I don't think
the DA's gonna come out

01:33:21.073 --> 01:33:22.639
with all this
visible hardware.

01:33:22.640 --> 01:33:24.946
So then how am I gonna
get my interview?

01:33:24.947 --> 01:33:27.992
I can have a tac team
make a forced entry...

01:33:27.993 --> 01:33:29.951
it's y'all's call on that one.

01:33:29.952 --> 01:33:35.610
If we do that,
I want cameras on your guns.

01:33:37.568 --> 01:33:38.742
I don't even know
if that's possible.

01:33:38.743 --> 01:33:40.222
Let's make it possible.

01:33:40.223 --> 01:33:43.051
Mitchell, cameras on guns!

01:33:43.052 --> 01:33:45.183
I mean, how am I gonna get
my fucking interview?

01:33:47.970 --> 01:33:49.710
Patty, hi.

01:33:49.711 --> 01:33:51.494
Finally got
that offer written up for you.

01:33:51.495 --> 01:33:53.539
Sorry, I can't hear you
that well.

01:33:53.540 --> 01:33:56.412
Oh, we are
so, so excited--

01:33:56.413 --> 01:33:57.848
- Yeah.
- That you're

01:33:57.849 --> 01:34:00.285
- coming to the cool network.
- I was thinking about it

01:34:00.286 --> 01:34:01.636
and uh...

01:34:04.551 --> 01:34:06.030
I don't want to.

01:34:06.031 --> 01:34:08.293
Sorry?
What do you mean?

01:34:08.294 --> 01:34:09.773
No, I don't want to.

01:34:09.774 --> 01:34:12.080
Oh God, Andie.

01:34:12.081 --> 01:34:13.690
I stuck my neck out for you.

01:34:13.691 --> 01:34:15.953
Well, I'm sorry
if I wasted your time.

01:34:15.954 --> 01:34:17.215
Why don't
you take a week

01:34:17.216 --> 01:34:18.826
- to think about it?
- No.

01:34:20.132 --> 01:34:21.916
I think
you're making a big mista--

01:34:46.028 --> 01:34:47.550
I just need you
to talk to him.

01:34:49.031 --> 01:34:50.162
Get him outside.

01:34:51.207 --> 01:34:52.903
I'll get the interview,

01:34:52.904 --> 01:34:55.037
and you'll be a part of
television history.

01:34:59.084 --> 01:35:00.695
I can't go out there.

01:35:04.002 --> 01:35:08.658
You're either with me
or you're with him.

01:35:20.410 --> 01:35:22.194
I don't wanna be a bad person.

01:35:27.112 --> 01:35:28.374
Son...

01:35:30.072 --> 01:35:35.251
your definition of bad
and my definition of bad

01:35:36.295 --> 01:35:37.993
are vastly different.

01:35:49.004 --> 01:35:50.221
Moving in now.

01:35:50.222 --> 01:35:51.571
Showtime.

01:36:18.685 --> 01:36:20.034
Let's go. Let's go.

01:36:20.035 --> 01:36:21.426
Whoa! Whoa!

01:36:21.427 --> 01:36:22.514
Cameras!

01:36:23.821 --> 01:36:24.953
Will?

01:36:27.999 --> 01:36:29.609
I know you're in there.

01:36:32.047 --> 01:36:34.091
Just come outside.

01:36:34.092 --> 01:36:36.138
It'll be safer
if you come outside.

01:36:37.922 --> 01:36:39.183
I just,

01:36:39.184 --> 01:36:42.187
I just wanted
to watch musicals with you.

01:36:43.362 --> 01:36:44.407
Yeah, I know.

01:36:51.588 --> 01:36:53.720
Which one was it again?

01:36:55.722 --> 01:36:56.854
Rent.

01:36:59.117 --> 01:37:01.336
I think I'm in the minority
of people who actually think

01:37:01.337 --> 01:37:04.730
the film is better
than the stage production.

01:37:06.211 --> 01:37:07.430
That's funny.

01:37:12.304 --> 01:37:14.697
All
cameras are recording.

01:37:33.804 --> 01:37:40.637
♪ 525,600 minutes

01:37:43.379 --> 01:37:48.863
♪ 525,000 moments so dear

01:37:50.690 --> 01:37:56.044
♪ 525,600 minutes

01:37:57.784 --> 01:38:02.180
♪ How do you measure,
measure a year? ♪

01:38:04.139 --> 01:38:09.317
♪ In daylight, in sunsets,
in midnights, ♪

01:38:09.318 --> 01:38:13.234
♪ In cups of coffee,
in inches ♪

01:38:18.066 --> 01:38:19.632
Hold your positions.

01:38:28.337 --> 01:38:30.381
Shit!

01:38:30.382 --> 01:38:32.122
10-56, over.

01:38:38.738 --> 01:38:40.261
Fire patrol's on the way.

01:38:47.443 --> 01:38:48.660
Confirming we have

01:38:48.661 --> 01:38:50.010
a civilian casualty.

01:38:55.103 --> 01:38:58.192
I think I can make this work.

01:38:58.193 --> 01:38:59.541
Medics, two minutes out.

01:38:59.542 --> 01:39:01.326
Find some police to interview.

01:39:11.032 --> 01:39:12.381
I like younger.

01:39:14.339 --> 01:39:15.775
Do you have your dick out?

01:39:17.603 --> 01:39:18.953
Are you playing with it?

01:39:21.651 --> 01:39:23.392
Do you have your dick out?
Are you playing with it?

01:39:25.742 --> 01:39:27.352
Have you masturbated today?

01:39:30.007 --> 01:39:31.400
Do you like to kiss, cuddle?

01:39:34.142 --> 01:39:35.534
Can I feel your cock?

01:39:38.320 --> 01:39:39.495
How thick are you?

01:39:43.064 --> 01:39:44.239
Are you gonna fuck me?

01:39:45.762 --> 01:39:47.111
Do I get to fuck you, too?

01:39:50.941 --> 01:39:52.247
Do you have your dick out?

01:39:54.597 --> 01:39:55.554
Are you playing with it?

01:39:58.949 --> 01:40:00.298
Have you masturbated today?

01:40:03.823 --> 01:40:06.957
Do you like to kiss, cuddle?

01:40:15.487 --> 01:40:17.228
What would have happened
if I wasn't here?

01:41:19.682 --> 01:41:20.943
Hey. Sorry.

01:41:20.944 --> 01:41:24.991
Are you uh, you Daniel Plum?

01:41:27.211 --> 01:41:28.255
Mmm-hmm.
Oh, man,

01:41:28.256 --> 01:41:30.213
I think I have your mail.

01:41:30.214 --> 01:41:33.390
Yeah, I'm, uh, 202 and a half,
not 202 and a quarter.

01:41:34.566 --> 01:41:35.871
Yeah.
Thanks. Thank you.

01:41:35.872 --> 01:41:37.264
No worries.
No worries. There you go.

01:41:37.265 --> 01:41:38.526
- Thank you.
- You know,

01:41:38.527 --> 01:41:40.136
at this point,
I swear you should just like,

01:41:40.137 --> 01:41:42.399
put my name down on the mail,
'cause the last three tenants

01:41:42.400 --> 01:41:44.619
who have lived here,
I've gotten all of their mail.

01:41:44.620 --> 01:41:45.750
- Huh.
- It's insane, dude.

01:41:45.751 --> 01:41:47.317
- Okay.
- It's like no matter

01:41:47.318 --> 01:41:51.669
what I do, I cannot get them
to stop putting it in my box,

01:41:51.670 --> 01:41:54.803
and it says 202 and a quarter,
and they're still doing it.

01:41:54.804 --> 01:41:56.500
- You know what I mean?
- Right. Thanks.

01:41:56.501 --> 01:41:57.980
Oh, you know what?
I have another package.

01:41:57.981 --> 01:41:59.156
I'll grab it for you, okay?

01:42:35.323 --> 01:42:36.759
All right,
brother man.

01:42:37.803 --> 01:42:39.413
There you go.

01:42:39.414 --> 01:42:42.720
Overnight priority,
Mr. Fancy Pants.

01:42:42.721 --> 01:42:44.244
Hey, what's in the box?

01:42:44.245 --> 01:42:46.202
What's in the box?

01:42:47.770 --> 01:42:50.641
Oh, shit. Are you an actor?

01:42:50.642 --> 01:42:52.600
You uh...
you an actor?

01:43:49.266 --> 01:43:55.098
♪ Face painted white
With blue butterflies ♪

01:43:56.273 --> 01:43:58.232
♪ Wasting wishes
On the world ♪

01:43:59.885 --> 01:44:05.282
♪ You could go home
But you would be alone ♪

01:44:07.197 --> 01:44:13.377
♪ Birthday girl
I've got it all ♪

01:44:14.509 --> 01:44:26.260
♪ On video

01:44:27.957 --> 01:44:34.485
♪ I saw you making
Angels in the snow ♪

01:44:52.242 --> 01:44:58.813
♪ They sing so loud
You can't hear yourself ♪

01:44:58.814 --> 01:45:01.120
♪ Fragile like a child
At the fair ♪

01:45:02.731 --> 01:45:08.389
♪ You took too much
But it was not enough ♪

01:45:09.955 --> 01:45:16.571
♪ They had us all scared
My china doll ♪

01:45:21.053 --> 01:45:24.839
♪ I saw it all

01:45:24.840 --> 01:45:37.069
♪ On video

01:45:38.506 --> 01:45:45.295
♪ I saw you making
Angels in the snow ♪

01:45:48.864 --> 01:45:55.523
♪ Watching you
Like a common criminal ♪

01:45:59.222 --> 01:46:12.366
♪ On video
