WEBVTT 00:00:30.769 --> 00:00:35.774 align:center I will undress you and you will undress me. 00:00:38.038 --> 00:00:43.043 align:center I will undress you and you will undress me. 00:00:44.653 --> 00:00:46.915 align:center I will undress you. 00:00:46.916 --> 00:00:56.055 align:center I will undress you and you will undress me. 00:00:59.537 --> 00:01:00.538 align:center For a virgin-- 00:01:02.279 --> 00:01:05.630 align:center For a virgin, for a virgin to have sex... 00:01:07.328 --> 00:01:09.286 align:center For a virgin to have sex, it hurts. 00:01:11.158 --> 00:01:14.161 align:center So, I will have to put some... 00:01:15.597 --> 00:01:17.251 align:center extra lubricant. 00:01:18.948 --> 00:01:20.297 align:center Lubricant. 00:01:24.084 --> 00:01:25.562 align:center You see how this looks, right? 00:01:26.651 --> 00:01:27.912 align:center So sorry, morning tuna 00:01:27.913 --> 00:01:29.566 align:center is rushing downstream a little early. 00:01:29.567 --> 00:01:31.307 align:center - How early? - Five minutes. 00:01:31.308 --> 00:01:32.961 align:center He'll be at the house in two minutes. 00:01:32.962 --> 00:01:34.049 align:center What the fuck, two minutes? 00:01:34.050 --> 00:01:35.398 align:center You told me five fucking minutes. 00:01:35.399 --> 00:01:36.791 align:center - I have ears. - I would never say... 00:01:36.792 --> 00:01:38.532 align:center Why aren't you downstairs at your station? 00:01:38.533 --> 00:01:39.534 align:center I have monitors-- 00:01:41.536 --> 00:01:42.537 align:center Ready? 00:01:44.278 --> 00:01:45.495 align:center Let's go. 00:01:57.160 --> 00:01:58.379 align:center All cameras are recording. 00:02:00.468 --> 00:02:02.077 align:center Car, car, car. 00:02:02.078 --> 00:02:03.383 align:center Visual confirmation 00:02:03.384 --> 00:02:04.949 align:center on 99 Dodge pickup. 00:02:04.950 --> 00:02:07.213 align:center Okay, coming down the driveway. Here he is. 00:02:07.214 --> 00:02:08.605 align:center Takedown team in position. 00:02:09.738 --> 00:02:10.868 align:center All right. 00:02:12.044 --> 00:02:13.697 align:center He's not getting out of the car. 00:02:13.698 --> 00:02:14.785 align:center Copy that. 00:02:14.786 --> 00:02:17.266 align:center Mitchell, pan camera two. Come on. 00:02:17.267 --> 00:02:19.268 align:center He appears to be unarmed. 00:02:19.269 --> 00:02:20.488 align:center Is this the Marine? 00:02:21.880 --> 00:02:23.272 align:center Yeah. 00:02:23.273 --> 00:02:24.969 align:center Take your positions. 00:02:24.970 --> 00:02:26.624 align:center ♪ Oh, shit 00:02:27.799 --> 00:02:28.800 align:center ♪ Oh, shit 00:02:30.193 --> 00:02:31.237 align:center ♪ Oh, shit 00:02:31.238 --> 00:02:32.934 align:center ♪ They ain't ready for this 00:02:32.935 --> 00:02:34.806 align:center - ♪ Oh, shit - ♪ Oh! 00:02:36.417 --> 00:02:39.070 align:center ♪ It's me, Fergie 00:02:39.071 --> 00:02:40.116 align:center ♪ The Pen 00:02:41.073 --> 00:02:42.465 align:center ♪ Polow 00:02:42.466 --> 00:02:43.640 align:center ♪ Fergie Ferg, what's up, baby? ♪ 00:02:43.641 --> 00:02:44.902 align:center ♪ Come on, come on 00:02:44.903 --> 00:02:46.556 align:center ♪ When I come to the club step aside ♪ 00:02:46.557 --> 00:02:48.515 align:center ♪ Oh, shit 00:02:48.516 --> 00:02:51.257 align:center - ♪ Part the seas, don't be having me in the line ♪ - ♪ Oh, shit 00:02:51.258 --> 00:02:53.346 align:center - ♪ VIP 'cause you know I gotta shine ♪ - ♪ Oh, shit 00:02:53.347 --> 00:02:55.043 align:center ♪ I'm Fergie Ferg, and me love you long time ♪ 00:02:55.044 --> 00:02:56.784 align:center ♪ Oh shit 00:02:56.785 --> 00:02:58.960 align:center - ♪ All my girls get down on the floor ♪ - ♪ Oh, shit 00:02:58.961 --> 00:03:01.180 align:center - ♪ Back to back, drop it down real low ♪ - ♪ Oh, shit 00:03:01.181 --> 00:03:03.094 align:center ♪ I'm such a lady but I'm dancing like a ho ♪ 00:03:03.095 --> 00:03:05.140 align:center ♪ 'Cause you know I don't give a fuck, so here we-- ♪ 00:03:06.664 --> 00:03:08.275 align:center Perimeter breached. He's coming. 00:03:08.884 --> 00:03:09.885 align:center He's coming. 00:03:11.887 --> 00:03:12.931 align:center Showtime. 00:03:17.197 --> 00:03:18.545 align:center Hey, what's up? 00:03:18.546 --> 00:03:19.807 align:center Hey. 00:03:19.808 --> 00:03:20.982 align:center How are you-- how are you doing? 00:03:20.983 --> 00:03:22.331 align:center Come on in. 00:03:22.332 --> 00:03:23.680 align:center Oh. 00:03:23.681 --> 00:03:25.247 align:center Okay. 00:03:25.248 --> 00:03:27.381 align:center I just gotta put some stuff in the wash real quick. 00:03:29.252 --> 00:03:30.427 align:center Oh, okay. 00:03:33.169 --> 00:03:35.258 align:center I made some cookies. They're on the counter. 00:03:37.956 --> 00:03:39.610 align:center There's sweet tea, too. 00:03:40.916 --> 00:03:42.264 align:center I'm excited by the way. 00:03:42.265 --> 00:03:43.352 align:center Okay. 00:03:43.353 --> 00:03:44.833 align:center Thank-- thank you. 00:03:53.798 --> 00:03:55.713 align:center Are you sure your parents aren't home? 00:03:56.714 --> 00:03:57.976 align:center I'm sure. 00:04:02.111 --> 00:04:03.591 align:center You say you baked these? 00:04:04.069 --> 00:04:05.896 align:center Yeah. 00:04:05.897 --> 00:04:08.421 align:center Did you bring any of that stuff we talked about? 00:04:08.422 --> 00:04:11.815 align:center Yeah, I, um, I have a bunch of beer in the car, 00:04:11.816 --> 00:04:13.470 align:center but I-- I brought the condoms. 00:04:22.827 --> 00:04:24.220 align:center Big night planned. 00:04:25.569 --> 00:04:26.527 align:center How you doing? 00:04:28.180 --> 00:04:29.616 align:center I'm... 00:04:29.617 --> 00:04:30.748 align:center I'm good. 00:04:31.967 --> 00:04:34.360 align:center Who, wh-- who are you? 00:04:34.361 --> 00:04:35.405 align:center We'll get to that. 00:04:39.757 --> 00:04:41.281 align:center Why don't you have a seat right there? 00:04:46.677 --> 00:04:47.982 align:center I-- I'm just here to meet her. 00:04:47.983 --> 00:04:49.070 align:center Meet who? 00:04:49.071 --> 00:04:50.420 align:center Your-- your daughter. 00:04:52.030 --> 00:04:53.031 align:center My daughter? 00:04:54.294 --> 00:04:56.296 align:center What makes you think it's my daughter? 00:04:58.472 --> 00:05:00.124 align:center Please, sir, I-- 00:05:00.125 --> 00:05:02.650 align:center I'm divorced. I-- I-- I just got divorced. 00:05:12.921 --> 00:05:18.796 align:center "I will undress you and you will undress me. 00:05:21.408 --> 00:05:24.105 align:center For a virgin to have sex, it hurts." 00:05:24.106 --> 00:05:25.498 align:center I-- I wasn't here for any bad reason. 00:05:25.499 --> 00:05:26.803 align:center "So, I will have to put--" 00:05:26.804 --> 00:05:30.981 align:center "I will have to put some extra lubricant." 00:05:30.982 --> 00:05:32.331 align:center "Some extra lubricant." 00:05:32.332 --> 00:05:35.377 align:center Please, sir, I have a little girl at home. 00:05:35.378 --> 00:05:36.857 align:center She's only 4. 00:05:36.858 --> 00:05:40.904 align:center You're here at the house of a 13-year-old girl. 00:05:40.905 --> 00:05:42.950 align:center Sir, I-- I-- I was just talking. 00:05:42.951 --> 00:05:45.561 align:center It-- it's-- it's just chat. 00:05:45.562 --> 00:05:49.914 align:center It's not just chat though, is it? 00:05:54.745 --> 00:05:56.790 align:center You see how this looks, right? 00:05:59.837 --> 00:06:02.362 align:center What would have happened if I wasn't here? 00:06:08.498 --> 00:06:11.109 align:center I don't want any of this for you 00:06:12.807 --> 00:06:14.634 align:center but at the end of the day, 00:06:14.635 --> 00:06:16.940 align:center a man must be held accountable 00:06:16.941 --> 00:06:18.551 align:center for the decisions that he makes. 00:06:18.552 --> 00:06:19.683 align:center Do you agree? 00:06:20.945 --> 00:06:22.511 align:center Well, good. 00:06:22.512 --> 00:06:24.253 align:center What do you think should happen to you? 00:06:25.776 --> 00:06:29.084 align:center Give me... the electric chair? 00:06:31.652 --> 00:06:33.828 align:center Is that what's gonna happen to me? 00:06:34.872 --> 00:06:36.395 align:center That's not up to me. 00:06:36.396 --> 00:06:38.440 align:center Get ready to go in. 00:06:38.441 --> 00:06:40.008 align:center Do you watch television? 00:06:40.617 --> 00:06:41.705 align:center Yes. 00:06:43.881 --> 00:06:45.579 align:center Well, there's something you should know. 00:06:47.711 --> 00:06:50.191 align:center I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. 00:06:51.411 --> 00:06:52.541 align:center And we're doing a story on... 00:06:52.542 --> 00:06:53.673 align:center No. 00:06:53.674 --> 00:06:55.239 align:center ...adults who try to meet teens online. 00:06:55.240 --> 00:06:57.024 align:center Please don't put this on TV, please. 00:06:57.025 --> 00:06:58.242 align:center Please, please. 00:06:58.243 --> 00:06:59.853 align:center No decisions have been made yet. 00:06:59.854 --> 00:07:02.029 align:center We don't know which segments will air. 00:07:02.030 --> 00:07:03.204 align:center - Please. - But I'm gonna 00:07:03.205 --> 00:07:04.379 align:center need to ask you to leave. 00:07:04.380 --> 00:07:06.295 align:center Go, go, go, go, go. 00:07:17.915 --> 00:07:19.002 align:center Let me see your hands! 00:07:19.003 --> 00:07:20.351 align:center Hands, on the ground! 00:07:20.352 --> 00:07:21.615 align:center Don't move! On the ground! 00:07:44.028 --> 00:07:45.290 align:center Okay, that's a cut. 00:07:53.081 --> 00:07:54.038 align:center State your name. 00:07:55.126 --> 00:07:56.127 align:center Okay. 00:07:56.998 --> 00:07:58.607 align:center Uh, hello. 00:07:58.608 --> 00:08:00.261 align:center My name is Dan Plum. 00:08:00.262 --> 00:08:01.306 align:center I'm... 00:08:03.004 --> 00:08:04.352 align:center Directly to c-- to camera? 00:08:04.353 --> 00:08:05.572 align:center - To camera. - Oh, got it. 00:08:06.834 --> 00:08:08.356 align:center Take two. 00:08:12.666 --> 00:08:13.709 align:center Hello. 00:08:13.710 --> 00:08:14.798 align:center My name is Dan Plum. 00:08:15.582 --> 00:08:16.843 align:center I'm non-union, 00:08:16.844 --> 00:08:19.323 align:center and I'm not currently represented at this time. 00:08:19.324 --> 00:08:20.542 align:center Although it's mentioned on my resume, 00:08:20.543 --> 00:08:21.717 align:center I'd like to highlight 00:08:21.718 --> 00:08:23.806 align:center I recently completed a commercial or a-- 00:08:23.807 --> 00:08:27.375 align:center a national commercial rather, for Toys "R" Us, 00:08:27.376 --> 00:08:29.508 align:center which was originally a background part, 00:08:29.509 --> 00:08:31.292 align:center but became a speaking part. 00:08:31.293 --> 00:08:33.208 align:center So I'm very excited about that. 00:08:39.257 --> 00:08:40.649 align:center Should I begin? 00:08:40.650 --> 00:08:41.651 align:center Hm. 00:08:52.923 --> 00:08:58.014 align:center ♪ 525,600 minutes 00:08:58.015 --> 00:09:02.758 align:center ♪ 525,000 moments so dear 00:09:02.759 --> 00:09:07.328 align:center ♪ 525,600 minutes 00:09:07.329 --> 00:09:11.420 align:center ♪ How do you measure, measure a year? ♪ 00:09:12.726 --> 00:09:13.769 align:center ♪ In daylights-- 00:09:13.770 --> 00:09:14.902 align:center Okay, that's enough. 00:09:18.601 --> 00:09:20.124 align:center Do you know what you're auditioning for? 00:09:25.434 --> 00:09:26.565 align:center Is it a speaking part? 00:09:26.566 --> 00:09:28.610 align:center Speaking part. 00:09:28.611 --> 00:09:30.743 align:center 5 freaking grand per shoot. 00:09:30.744 --> 00:09:33.136 align:center - What the fuck? - For like, three shoots. 00:09:33.137 --> 00:09:35.008 align:center - 5 grand? - 5 grand. 00:09:35.009 --> 00:09:36.619 align:center Fuck you, dude. That's crazy. 00:09:38.273 --> 00:09:41.275 align:center But there's no like, sing-- singing or anything in it? 00:09:41.276 --> 00:09:44.452 align:center I don't-- I think it's largely improvisational. 00:09:44.453 --> 00:09:47.237 align:center The face, you just put your jaw forward. It's just-- 00:09:47.238 --> 00:09:48.674 align:center - Can you do it now? - Oh, yeah. 00:09:48.675 --> 00:09:49.979 align:center Would you? 00:09:52.635 --> 00:09:54.114 align:center I thank God every single day 00:09:54.115 --> 00:09:56.943 align:center for Inside the Actors Studio. 00:09:56.944 --> 00:09:59.380 align:center It made me realize that what we do is a craft, 00:09:59.381 --> 00:10:01.513 align:center like whittling or surgery. 00:10:02.732 --> 00:10:04.646 align:center Wait, so what's the type of role? 00:10:04.647 --> 00:10:06.039 align:center Are you-- you playing a child? 00:10:06.040 --> 00:10:07.910 align:center Could be as young as 13. 00:10:07.911 --> 00:10:09.129 align:center That's cra-- 00:10:09.130 --> 00:10:11.131 align:center So how are you gonna get in character, man? 00:10:11.132 --> 00:10:12.741 align:center How do you produce the voice? 00:10:12.742 --> 00:10:14.090 align:center It comes out. 00:10:17.225 --> 00:10:18.226 align:center Hi. 00:10:20.402 --> 00:10:21.750 align:center Hi. 00:10:21.751 --> 00:10:23.665 align:center Well, I reckon what you's are wanting to know is-- 00:10:25.755 --> 00:10:27.103 align:center What I'm doing in here. 00:10:27.104 --> 00:10:28.583 align:center Hey. 00:10:28.584 --> 00:10:31.194 align:center Well, anyhow, I reckon that's all you'd need to know. 00:10:31.195 --> 00:10:32.587 align:center Oh my gosh, hey. 00:10:32.588 --> 00:10:33.893 align:center It's so good to see you. 00:10:33.894 --> 00:10:35.634 align:center I like soccer. 00:10:35.635 --> 00:10:37.200 align:center I'm a soccer player. 00:10:37.201 --> 00:10:38.507 align:center Hmm. 00:10:44.426 --> 00:10:45.948 align:center Does it sound like I'm straining 00:10:45.949 --> 00:10:47.558 align:center or does that feel like a lil'? 00:10:47.559 --> 00:10:49.518 align:center Weirdly, dude, I think you nailed that. 00:10:51.868 --> 00:10:53.782 align:center If you wanna do this part justice, 00:10:53.783 --> 00:10:56.219 align:center you gotta have your body looking right. 00:10:56.220 --> 00:10:58.134 align:center You need to stay in your lane. 00:10:58.135 --> 00:10:59.180 align:center Okay? 00:11:02.705 --> 00:11:04.054 align:center What do you mean? What's my lane? 00:11:05.055 --> 00:11:07.101 align:center Like, nubile. 00:11:08.885 --> 00:11:10.017 align:center Hairless. 00:11:11.845 --> 00:11:12.975 align:center Boy man. 00:11:17.807 --> 00:11:19.069 align:center I don't think that's it. 00:11:20.767 --> 00:11:21.855 align:center That's you, man. 00:11:22.986 --> 00:11:23.986 align:center That's your lane. 00:11:35.303 --> 00:11:36.434 align:center Psst. Hey. 00:11:38.349 --> 00:11:39.350 align:center Hey. 00:11:43.877 --> 00:11:45.007 align:center Yeah? 00:11:45.008 --> 00:11:46.443 align:center It's you. 00:11:46.444 --> 00:11:47.707 align:center Chris Hammon, right? 00:11:48.751 --> 00:11:50.143 align:center - Hansen. - I knew it. 00:11:50.144 --> 00:11:52.275 align:center Thank you. 00:11:52.276 --> 00:11:54.364 align:center They double-booked me. 00:11:54.365 --> 00:11:56.149 align:center I started raising hell and they-- they-- 00:11:56.150 --> 00:11:58.499 align:center they changed it to a first-class ticket. 00:11:58.500 --> 00:12:02.764 align:center Now, who am I to turn down free sky margs? 00:12:02.765 --> 00:12:03.766 align:center Lucky you. 00:12:05.855 --> 00:12:11.686 align:center It is so cool to meet a real celebrity. 00:12:11.687 --> 00:12:17.127 align:center What you're doing matters, like really fucking matters. 00:12:19.913 --> 00:12:21.087 align:center Thank you so much. 00:12:21.088 --> 00:12:23.263 align:center I appreciate that. 00:12:23.264 --> 00:12:25.178 align:center I hope they're treating you right. 00:12:26.484 --> 00:12:29.312 align:center I hope you're making a million dollars a year. 00:12:31.576 --> 00:12:34.535 align:center I hope they're giving you everything you want. Cheers. 00:12:34.536 --> 00:12:36.190 align:center Cheers. 00:12:39.280 --> 00:12:40.802 align:center You know, at first, no one at the network 00:12:40.803 --> 00:12:41.934 align:center wanted to listen to us. 00:12:41.935 --> 00:12:43.196 align:center And they said, "How do I promote this? 00:12:43.197 --> 00:12:44.284 align:center How do I promote this?" 00:12:44.285 --> 00:12:46.460 align:center And-- and I went to the network 00:12:46.461 --> 00:12:50.116 align:center and I said, "I'll tell you how to promote it. 00:12:50.117 --> 00:12:53.510 align:center There's a man with his penis in his hand, 00:12:53.511 --> 00:12:55.208 align:center and he's on your porch, 00:12:55.209 --> 00:12:57.036 align:center and he wants to stick it in your daughter." 00:12:57.037 --> 00:12:58.646 align:center Oh. 00:12:58.647 --> 00:13:02.041 align:center "Tonight, I'm gonna tell you how to make that not happen." 00:13:02.042 --> 00:13:03.346 align:center God. 00:13:03.347 --> 00:13:05.044 align:center - Right? - Yes. 00:13:05.045 --> 00:13:07.916 align:center And they just said, "Okay." 00:13:07.917 --> 00:13:09.788 align:center "Green lit." 00:13:09.789 --> 00:13:11.180 align:center Well, that's what it's about, right? 00:13:11.181 --> 00:13:12.965 align:center It is. That's the entertainment industry. 00:13:14.315 --> 00:13:16.011 align:center You gotta tell 'em how to sell it. 00:13:16.012 --> 00:13:17.230 align:center It's not just about making a show. 00:13:17.231 --> 00:13:18.710 align:center - You know, Chris. - Hmm. 00:13:19.494 --> 00:13:20.495 align:center If I was you, 00:13:22.018 --> 00:13:24.673 align:center I'd just fucking kill those guys. 00:13:25.717 --> 00:13:28.416 align:center Beat the living shit out of 'em. 00:13:29.591 --> 00:13:31.200 align:center Bare hands. 00:13:31.201 --> 00:13:32.811 align:center Ha! 00:13:32.812 --> 00:13:34.943 align:center I don't think that would fly on NBC. 00:13:36.511 --> 00:13:39.688 align:center Don't you ever just wanna bleed 'em? 00:13:42.430 --> 00:13:45.912 align:center Uh, well... 00:13:47.783 --> 00:13:51.830 align:center I think maybe what I do is a little worse. 00:13:56.487 --> 00:13:58.271 align:center All right, then. 00:13:58.272 --> 00:13:59.576 align:center Stay down. Don't move. 00:13:59.577 --> 00:14:00.839 align:center Stop resisting. Give him your hands. 00:14:00.840 --> 00:14:01.796 align:center Hands behind your back! 00:14:01.797 --> 00:14:03.189 align:center Stay down! 00:14:03.190 --> 00:14:05.582 align:center Our Iraq veteran is all apologies now, 00:14:05.583 --> 00:14:08.107 align:center but this is the same man saying things to a girl 00:14:08.108 --> 00:14:09.848 align:center he thought was 13 like... 00:14:09.849 --> 00:14:11.284 align:center "We can take the shower together. 00:14:11.285 --> 00:14:14.243 align:center "I will undress you, and you will undress me, okay?" 00:14:14.244 --> 00:14:15.331 align:center Little did he know, 00:14:15.332 --> 00:14:17.072 align:center he was chatting with an adult man, 00:14:17.073 --> 00:14:19.422 align:center Xavier Von Erck, a co-founder 00:14:19.423 --> 00:14:22.295 align:center of the vigilante group Perverted Justice, 00:14:22.296 --> 00:14:24.732 align:center whose mission is exposing internet predators. 00:14:24.733 --> 00:14:26.647 align:center Coming up, driveway. Battle stations. 00:14:26.648 --> 00:14:27.909 align:center - Battle stations. - I-- I just gotta go floss. 00:14:27.910 --> 00:14:29.780 align:center I-- I have something stuck in my teeth. 00:14:29.781 --> 00:14:32.653 align:center This is Del Harvey, one of our decoys. 00:14:32.654 --> 00:14:35.090 align:center She can act like a cutesy 13-year-old girl. 00:14:35.091 --> 00:14:37.876 align:center You're so funny. 00:14:37.877 --> 00:14:39.181 align:center Or she can put a ball cap on 00:14:39.182 --> 00:14:40.574 align:center and pose as a boy. 00:14:40.575 --> 00:14:42.184 align:center Do you know anything about like, skateboarding? 00:14:42.185 --> 00:14:45.971 align:center Oh, I just whacked my toe on the banister. 00:14:45.972 --> 00:14:47.233 align:center I'll-- I'll be right down. 00:14:47.234 --> 00:14:50.540 align:center I've worked a lot with victims of sexual abuse. 00:14:50.541 --> 00:14:52.978 align:center I sort of see what I do here as a form of activism. 00:14:52.979 --> 00:14:55.850 align:center One year since our first investigation, 00:14:55.851 --> 00:14:59.636 align:center this national epidemic keeps on growing. 00:14:59.637 --> 00:15:01.116 align:center - How old are you? - 35. 00:15:01.117 --> 00:15:02.378 align:center Want to try again? 00:15:02.379 --> 00:15:03.640 align:center When we come back... 00:15:03.641 --> 00:15:04.946 align:center Hey, come on in. 00:15:04.947 --> 00:15:06.992 align:center ...the parade of men begins, 00:15:06.993 --> 00:15:09.385 align:center and some of them come bearing gifts. 00:15:09.386 --> 00:15:11.257 align:center I-- I brought the condoms, too. 00:15:11.258 --> 00:15:12.432 align:center You can have a seat right there. 00:15:12.433 --> 00:15:14.042 align:center Pores. 00:15:14.043 --> 00:15:17.873 align:center Ca-- c-- can we get closer in on his pores? 00:15:19.179 --> 00:15:21.354 align:center When these guys, they see me emerge, 00:15:21.355 --> 00:15:22.964 align:center their noses flare. 00:15:22.965 --> 00:15:24.618 align:center And I-- I think it'd be fascinating for an audience 00:15:24.619 --> 00:15:25.706 align:center to experience that as well. 00:15:25.707 --> 00:15:26.882 align:center Just... 00:15:28.971 --> 00:15:30.102 align:center Just... yeah. 00:15:30.103 --> 00:15:31.538 align:center Can I just try that VO one more time? 00:15:34.890 --> 00:15:38.501 align:center When we come back, the parade of men begins 00:15:38.502 --> 00:15:41.288 align:center and some of them come bearing gifts. 00:15:41.853 --> 00:15:42.942 align:center It's time. 00:15:43.638 --> 00:15:44.639 align:center Hmm. 00:15:45.727 --> 00:15:47.728 align:center Okay, let's try that again. 00:15:47.729 --> 00:15:49.382 align:center When we come back, 00:15:49.383 --> 00:15:51.906 align:center the parade of men begins 00:15:51.907 --> 00:15:53.908 align:center and some of them come bearing gifts. 00:15:53.909 --> 00:15:55.955 align:center That was great. I loved it. That's the one. 00:15:57.260 --> 00:15:59.044 align:center Okay, just one more time. 00:15:59.045 --> 00:16:00.523 align:center When we come back... 00:16:00.524 --> 00:16:01.829 align:center When we come back... 00:16:01.830 --> 00:16:05.702 align:center When we come back, the parade of men begins 00:16:05.703 --> 00:16:09.228 align:center and some of them come bearing gifts. 00:16:09.229 --> 00:16:10.490 align:center Very nice. Mark that take. 00:16:10.491 --> 00:16:11.796 align:center - Just one more time. - We gotta go. 00:16:20.066 --> 00:16:21.805 align:center - We gotta go. - All right. Thank you. 00:16:21.806 --> 00:16:22.807 align:center Thank you so much. 00:16:24.548 --> 00:16:25.636 align:center Great, great work. 00:16:28.335 --> 00:16:29.422 align:center Guy thinks he's fucking 00:16:29.423 --> 00:16:31.032 align:center Mike Wallace. 00:16:31.033 --> 00:16:32.294 align:center Is this a mistake? 00:16:33.993 --> 00:16:35.428 align:center The trial will have no jury... 00:16:36.908 --> 00:16:38.822 align:center ...five anonymous judges will come to their verdict 00:16:38.823 --> 00:16:40.476 align:center after hearing witness testimony 00:16:40.477 --> 00:16:43.436 align:center from behind an opaque screen. 00:16:43.437 --> 00:16:45.829 align:center I'm Stone Phillips with Dateline NBC. 00:16:50.096 --> 00:16:51.531 align:center Oh, I forgot something, I'll be back. 00:16:51.532 --> 00:16:52.707 align:center Fucking shit. 00:16:55.623 --> 00:16:57.580 align:center I told you you can't call me at work. 00:16:57.581 --> 00:16:59.104 align:center You never want to see me again? 00:17:00.584 --> 00:17:01.715 align:center Absolutely not. 00:17:02.804 --> 00:17:04.239 align:center What? 00:17:04.240 --> 00:17:06.328 align:center Chris, you said you loved me. 00:17:06.329 --> 00:17:07.590 align:center No, I'm not talking to you. 00:17:07.591 --> 00:17:09.897 align:center I'm-- I-- I'm in a meeting. I, uh-- 00:17:09.898 --> 00:17:11.159 align:center You're not in a goddamn meeting. 00:17:11.160 --> 00:17:12.465 align:center And I know you're in Fort Myers 00:17:12.466 --> 00:17:13.770 align:center - next week and... - I'll call you back. Okay? 00:17:13.771 --> 00:17:14.989 align:center ...if you don't see me then 00:17:14.990 --> 00:17:17.470 align:center I'm telling your wife. Goodbye! 00:17:24.086 --> 00:17:25.565 align:center Yeah, vending services. 00:17:25.566 --> 00:17:28.307 align:center Hello, this is Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. 00:17:28.308 --> 00:17:32.051 align:center Your machine has just stolen from me. 00:17:35.445 --> 00:17:37.403 align:center JZ. 00:17:37.404 --> 00:17:38.752 align:center Great to see you. 00:17:38.753 --> 00:17:40.232 align:center Apologies. 00:17:40.233 --> 00:17:42.016 align:center Apologies for the delay. I, uh-- 00:17:42.017 --> 00:17:43.104 align:center It's okay. We-- we were 00:17:43.105 --> 00:17:44.540 align:center supposed to start a few minutes ago, 00:17:44.541 --> 00:17:47.240 align:center but it's okay. Have a seat, and try a cookie. 00:17:50.156 --> 00:17:52.809 align:center So, look, I don't know how else to say this, 00:17:52.810 --> 00:17:55.639 align:center but I don't really like your show. 00:17:56.814 --> 00:17:58.728 align:center I don't really understand it. 00:17:58.729 --> 00:18:02.646 align:center I don't really believe in it, but America loves it. 00:18:04.170 --> 00:18:05.822 align:center Television's changing. 00:18:05.823 --> 00:18:07.433 align:center Seinfeldgone. 00:18:07.434 --> 00:18:09.609 align:center Friendsgone. 00:18:09.610 --> 00:18:11.263 align:center We've poured hundreds of millions of dollars 00:18:11.264 --> 00:18:13.613 align:center into beautiful scripted shows. 00:18:13.614 --> 00:18:15.180 align:center The audience just isn't there. 00:18:15.181 --> 00:18:17.617 align:center They're not watching. Right now, 00:18:17.618 --> 00:18:20.359 align:center your show has a special connection with the audience. 00:18:20.360 --> 00:18:22.970 align:center Every one of our competitors is trying to copy it. 00:18:22.971 --> 00:18:24.667 align:center ABC will have a functioning facsimile 00:18:24.668 --> 00:18:25.755 align:center in less than a month. 00:18:25.756 --> 00:18:28.193 align:center So, I need to move you. 00:18:28.194 --> 00:18:31.762 align:center It's time that you all play with the big boys. 00:18:32.807 --> 00:18:34.068 align:center What do we got on Thursday nights? 00:18:34.069 --> 00:18:35.201 align:center Uh, My Name Is Earl. 00:18:36.158 --> 00:18:37.637 align:center - No. - Bump Joey. 00:18:38.726 --> 00:18:40.509 align:center We're not bumping Joey. 00:18:40.510 --> 00:18:41.815 align:center Let me see. 00:18:41.816 --> 00:18:43.425 align:center Friday Night Lights. No, my favorite show. 00:18:43.426 --> 00:18:45.253 align:center Criminal Intent. SVU. 00:18:45.254 --> 00:18:47.648 align:center No. Dick Wolf. Biggest Loser, reality. 00:18:48.475 --> 00:18:50.346 align:center Oh, I got it. 00:18:51.565 --> 00:18:52.827 align:center We're taking on... 00:18:54.002 --> 00:18:55.655 align:center - Lost? - Lost. 00:18:55.656 --> 00:18:57.135 align:center Lost. 00:18:57.136 --> 00:19:00.182 align:center Lostis on at the same time. 00:19:01.705 --> 00:19:02.923 align:center It's us versus them. 00:19:02.924 --> 00:19:04.359 align:center And we can kill 'em, 00:19:04.360 --> 00:19:06.709 align:center but we're gonna need a lot more of those 00:19:06.710 --> 00:19:09.669 align:center you're not gonna believe who's coming high impact-- 00:19:09.670 --> 00:19:10.974 align:center - Predators. - Yeah. 00:19:10.975 --> 00:19:12.455 align:center Can you do that? 00:19:14.588 --> 00:19:15.719 align:center Yes, I can. 00:19:16.720 --> 00:19:18.547 align:center Schoolgirl 00:19:18.548 --> 00:19:20.419 align:center fetishizers. 00:19:20.420 --> 00:19:21.855 align:center Yeah, pizza's my favorite. 00:19:21.856 --> 00:19:23.248 align:center What kind of flavor do you like? 00:19:23.249 --> 00:19:25.032 align:center - This thing. - Pepperoni. 00:19:25.033 --> 00:19:26.165 align:center That thing. 00:19:26.991 --> 00:19:28.558 align:center We've seen it all before. 00:19:29.472 --> 00:19:30.559 align:center That's old Predator. 00:19:30.560 --> 00:19:32.387 align:center Oh my God. 00:19:32.388 --> 00:19:33.649 align:center You're so pretty. 00:19:33.650 --> 00:19:34.998 align:center Aw, you're so sweet. 00:19:34.999 --> 00:19:37.044 align:center We need 00:19:37.045 --> 00:19:40.831 align:center the spectacular, the best of the best. 00:19:42.311 --> 00:19:43.268 align:center I want whales. 00:19:43.269 --> 00:19:44.443 align:center All right, this guy's good. 00:19:44.444 --> 00:19:46.662 align:center CrazyFrog73. 00:19:46.663 --> 00:19:49.317 align:center He wants us to cover him with whipped cream 00:19:49.318 --> 00:19:55.324 align:center and he wants to watch the kid have sex with a cat. 00:19:57.500 --> 00:19:58.587 align:center We're taking the new schedule 00:19:58.588 --> 00:20:00.589 align:center - to advertisers next week. - Come again? 00:20:00.590 --> 00:20:04.028 align:center To Catch a Predator, Wednesdays 9:00 p.m. 00:20:04.420 --> 00:20:05.552 align:center Primetime. 00:20:07.554 --> 00:20:09.685 align:center Oh, my God. Chris. 00:20:09.686 --> 00:20:10.730 align:center I always knew it would happen. 00:20:10.731 --> 00:20:11.861 align:center Okay. 00:20:11.862 --> 00:20:13.167 align:center I always knew we could do this. 00:20:13.168 --> 00:20:15.169 align:center So, we need to, um... 00:20:15.170 --> 00:20:18.738 align:center How do we, um, uh... high impact predators? 00:20:18.739 --> 00:20:20.261 align:center You know, it's not like we can hold auditions. 00:20:20.262 --> 00:20:22.220 align:center You know, we're kind of at the mercy of what each town-- 00:20:22.221 --> 00:20:23.482 align:center I know you can figure it out, Andie. 00:20:23.483 --> 00:20:24.483 align:center Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:20:24.484 --> 00:20:25.527 align:center I believe in you. 00:20:25.528 --> 00:20:26.615 align:center We're gonna find them 00:20:26.616 --> 00:20:28.269 align:center and we're gonna be bigger than Lost. 00:20:28.270 --> 00:20:29.879 align:center We're gonna be bigger than Lost. 00:20:29.880 --> 00:20:31.707 align:center Hey, Hansen. 00:20:31.708 --> 00:20:33.622 align:center Breaking news. I'm Stone Phillips. 00:20:33.623 --> 00:20:35.450 align:center Stone Phillips with Dateline NBC. 00:20:35.451 --> 00:20:36.538 align:center Great job. 00:20:38.367 --> 00:20:40.978 align:center I could never do what you do. 00:20:42.937 --> 00:20:43.980 align:center Good to see you, Stone. 00:20:43.981 --> 00:20:46.853 align:center Mm. It's thrilling. 00:20:46.854 --> 00:20:48.247 align:center I'll be watching from Afghanistan. 00:20:48.943 --> 00:20:50.249 align:center Thank you. 00:21:30.985 --> 00:21:31.986 align:center Hey, buck. 00:21:36.817 --> 00:21:38.819 align:center I wanna show you boys something. 00:21:45.260 --> 00:21:46.521 align:center Hey, what's up? 00:21:46.522 --> 00:21:48.871 align:center Hey. Come on in. 00:21:48.872 --> 00:21:51.352 align:center Are you sure your parents aren't home? 00:21:51.353 --> 00:21:53.398 align:center I'm sure. 00:21:53.399 --> 00:21:56.139 align:center I have a bunch of beer in the car, 00:21:56.140 --> 00:21:58.490 align:center but I-- I brought the condoms. 00:21:58.491 --> 00:21:59.666 align:center Big night planned. 00:22:01.407 --> 00:22:03.625 align:center Why don't you have a seat right there? 00:22:03.626 --> 00:22:05.279 align:center I-- I'm just here to meet her. 00:22:05.280 --> 00:22:07.281 align:center They're gonna put me on primetime. 00:22:07.282 --> 00:22:09.457 align:center What makes you think it's my daughter? 00:22:09.458 --> 00:22:11.112 align:center You boys know what that is? 00:22:11.982 --> 00:22:12.983 align:center No. 00:22:15.290 --> 00:22:18.901 align:center Well, it's the time when the most amount of people 00:22:18.902 --> 00:22:21.687 align:center tune in to watch a program. 00:22:21.688 --> 00:22:23.124 align:center You see how this looks, right? 00:22:23.820 --> 00:22:26.127 align:center Oh, that's cool. 00:22:27.911 --> 00:22:28.998 align:center Yeah. 00:22:28.999 --> 00:22:30.217 align:center At the end of the day, 00:22:30.218 --> 00:22:32.219 align:center a man has to be held accountable 00:22:32.220 --> 00:22:33.394 align:center for the decisions that he makes. 00:22:33.395 --> 00:22:34.874 align:center Don't you agree? 00:22:36.050 --> 00:22:37.137 align:center Well, what do you think 00:22:37.138 --> 00:22:38.704 align:center should happen to you? 00:22:38.705 --> 00:22:39.706 align:center The electric chair. 00:22:41.621 --> 00:22:43.578 align:center Is that what's gonna happen to me? 00:22:43.579 --> 00:22:44.711 align:center Hi. 00:22:45.494 --> 00:22:47.627 align:center I didn't hear you come in. 00:22:48.976 --> 00:22:50.456 align:center Did you wake them? 00:22:51.631 --> 00:22:53.632 align:center Oh no, I was just um-- 00:22:53.633 --> 00:22:54.894 align:center I was just reviewing the new edit 00:22:54.895 --> 00:22:57.376 align:center and uh, they walked in, yeah. 00:22:58.855 --> 00:23:00.900 align:center I'm glad they saw you. 00:23:00.901 --> 00:23:01.988 align:center ...adults who 00:23:01.989 --> 00:23:03.381 align:center like to meet young teens online. 00:23:03.382 --> 00:23:04.686 align:center Please, please, please. 00:23:04.687 --> 00:23:06.123 align:center Don't put this on TV, please. 00:23:10.258 --> 00:23:11.737 align:center Mary, I-- I need to say something 00:23:11.738 --> 00:23:14.393 align:center or my head is gonna explode. I... 00:23:17.570 --> 00:23:23.009 align:center I know that you think you know what kind of man I am, 00:23:23.010 --> 00:23:26.099 align:center that I'm not upstanding in all the ways 00:23:26.100 --> 00:23:28.319 align:center you thought I would be when we married. 00:23:31.584 --> 00:23:33.847 align:center But I just wanna say that here and now... 00:23:39.113 --> 00:23:43.291 align:center ...I am guilty of everything you accuse me of. 00:23:44.553 --> 00:23:46.641 align:center The one thing I am not guilty of 00:23:46.642 --> 00:23:48.427 align:center is falling out of love with you. 00:23:50.690 --> 00:23:54.824 align:center And I promise when I return, 00:23:56.826 --> 00:23:59.220 align:center I will be the man you married. 00:24:23.636 --> 00:24:25.551 align:center They're moving the show to primetime. 00:24:58.235 --> 00:24:59.236 align:center Hello? 00:25:00.499 --> 00:25:01.977 align:center Hello, Mr. Plum. 00:25:01.978 --> 00:25:03.805 align:center Uh, we have a extra large style 00:25:03.806 --> 00:25:06.373 align:center dildo for you downstairs. 00:25:06.374 --> 00:25:07.461 align:center Um, if you could come 00:25:07.462 --> 00:25:09.028 align:center and get it as soon as possible, 00:25:09.029 --> 00:25:10.377 align:center that would be amazing. 00:25:11.771 --> 00:25:12.988 align:center It's me, it's Troy. 00:25:12.989 --> 00:25:14.163 align:center Hey, Troy. 00:25:14.164 --> 00:25:15.600 align:center Dude, what's the room like? 00:25:16.732 --> 00:25:18.167 align:center It's awesome. 00:25:18.168 --> 00:25:21.823 align:center Uh, I have not one, but two beds, and-- 00:25:21.824 --> 00:25:23.912 align:center and they have these like, cool towel things 00:25:23.913 --> 00:25:27.960 align:center and a view of like uh, this like cool pool. 00:25:27.961 --> 00:25:29.484 align:center Have you jerked it yet? 00:25:32.052 --> 00:25:33.748 align:center I'm just kidding, man. 00:25:33.749 --> 00:25:34.750 align:center Do you have a coffee machine? 00:25:36.317 --> 00:25:37.318 align:center Yeah. 00:25:38.145 --> 00:25:39.537 align:center Does it have like, 00:25:39.538 --> 00:25:41.582 align:center little packets of coffee, and sugar, and cream? 00:25:41.583 --> 00:25:42.975 align:center Yeah, why? 00:25:42.976 --> 00:25:45.064 align:center Dude, that's amazing. 00:25:45.065 --> 00:25:46.195 align:center That's fucking-- 00:25:46.196 --> 00:25:47.632 align:center I-- I wish that was me, man. 00:25:47.633 --> 00:25:49.677 align:center I'll just say that. 00:25:49.678 --> 00:25:51.332 align:center You're the king of Fort Myers, man. 00:26:03.387 --> 00:26:04.911 align:center Uh... 00:26:09.785 --> 00:26:12.918 align:center You know what would be a huge turn on for me? 00:26:16.531 --> 00:26:18.619 align:center You know what would be a huge turn on for me? 00:26:21.275 --> 00:26:23.015 align:center Do you have any pets? 00:26:24.626 --> 00:26:26.322 align:center Do you have any pets? 00:26:27.411 --> 00:26:29.195 align:center Do you have any pets? 00:26:30.850 --> 00:26:32.807 align:center You stick my thing in your mouth. 00:26:34.244 --> 00:26:35.288 align:center And then I promise... 00:26:37.334 --> 00:26:40.250 align:center Xavier! 00:26:43.166 --> 00:26:45.167 align:center Is this for a lying child 00:26:45.168 --> 00:26:48.257 align:center or an adult thinking about fucking a child? 00:26:48.258 --> 00:26:49.868 align:center - I-- I-- - Is this for you? 00:26:49.869 --> 00:26:51.826 align:center It's so obviously a joke. 00:26:51.827 --> 00:26:54.133 align:center Where are the rest of the goddamn chat logs? 00:26:54.134 --> 00:26:56.265 align:center - Did you sanction this? - Harv, come on. 00:26:56.266 --> 00:26:57.572 align:center It's on our merch site. 00:26:58.181 --> 00:26:59.181 align:center What is merch site? 00:27:01.620 --> 00:27:03.359 align:center If this doesn't get taken down, 00:27:03.360 --> 00:27:04.883 align:center I'm not going out there. 00:27:04.884 --> 00:27:06.798 align:center - It's just a thong. - What... 00:27:06.799 --> 00:27:07.887 align:center Andie! 00:27:13.327 --> 00:27:15.284 align:center No. No, no. No. 00:27:15.285 --> 00:27:17.025 align:center Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing? 00:27:17.026 --> 00:27:18.592 align:center What are you do-- Whoa, what is this? 00:27:18.593 --> 00:27:20.420 align:center - I'm not going out there... - Wait, wait, Del. But I-- I-- 00:27:20.421 --> 00:27:21.856 align:center ...until this gets taken down. 00:27:21.857 --> 00:27:23.553 align:center I-- I need you today. Our new decoy did not show. 00:27:23.554 --> 00:27:24.642 align:center This is on our website. 00:27:24.643 --> 00:27:25.947 align:center Let me see, don't do this to me-- 00:27:25.948 --> 00:27:27.079 align:center 'Cause we need you to bind up. 00:27:29.082 --> 00:27:30.169 align:center Hi. 00:27:30.170 --> 00:27:32.171 align:center Whoa. Who the fuck are you? 00:27:32.172 --> 00:27:34.782 align:center Oh. Oh, hi. 00:27:34.783 --> 00:27:35.957 align:center - You're Andie? - Hi. 00:27:35.958 --> 00:27:37.306 align:center - I'm Dan. - What are you wearing? 00:27:37.307 --> 00:27:39.004 align:center - What are you wearing? - I, uh-- 00:27:39.005 --> 00:27:40.440 align:center - You need to change. - Bogey. 00:27:40.441 --> 00:27:41.659 align:center Yo, Crazy Frog is here. 00:27:41.660 --> 00:27:44.662 align:center Uh, graphic tee and swim trunks. 00:27:44.663 --> 00:27:46.141 align:center Okay, come on. 00:27:46.142 --> 00:27:47.708 align:center Okay, Dan. 00:27:47.709 --> 00:27:50.929 align:center So you are playing a 13-year-old named Peter. 00:27:50.930 --> 00:27:52.365 align:center Peter. 00:27:52.366 --> 00:27:55.411 align:center And you have been chatting with this man online. 00:27:55.412 --> 00:27:57.631 align:center - Okay. - And he likes cats. 00:27:57.632 --> 00:28:00.025 align:center - Cats. - And he has a sweet tooth. 00:28:00.026 --> 00:28:02.027 align:center All you need to do-- 00:28:02.028 --> 00:28:03.855 align:center Is get him to the kitchen island. 00:28:03.856 --> 00:28:05.291 align:center - Okay. - And then Chris will 00:28:05.292 --> 00:28:09.643 align:center come in and you will go out. 00:28:09.644 --> 00:28:11.166 align:center - Oh, Jesus. - Chris comes in, I go-- 00:28:11.167 --> 00:28:12.559 align:center - Okay, puka shell-- - Out. That-- that's it. 00:28:12.560 --> 00:28:13.734 align:center Puka shell. Puka shell. Puka shell. 00:28:13.735 --> 00:28:14.866 align:center - We're all out. - No puka shell? 00:28:16.869 --> 00:28:20.655 align:center Okay. Dan, do you understand? 00:28:23.353 --> 00:28:25.093 align:center Is there maybe time for a rehearsal? 00:28:25.094 --> 00:28:26.921 align:center We're gonna shoot the rehearsal. 00:28:30.621 --> 00:28:32.101 align:center Uh... 00:28:54.123 --> 00:28:55.385 align:center Come in. 00:29:02.349 --> 00:29:03.350 align:center Peter? 00:29:05.395 --> 00:29:07.048 align:center Is that you? 00:29:07.049 --> 00:29:08.659 align:center Hi. 00:29:10.226 --> 00:29:11.271 align:center Yeah, it's me. 00:29:12.620 --> 00:29:13.752 align:center You look different. 00:29:17.364 --> 00:29:18.800 align:center Way different. 00:29:21.542 --> 00:29:22.543 align:center Maybe. 00:29:23.544 --> 00:29:26.067 align:center Sorry, I'm sort of nervous. 00:29:26.068 --> 00:29:27.853 align:center You're even hotter than your pictures. 00:29:29.463 --> 00:29:31.030 align:center Did you change your hair or something? 00:29:36.122 --> 00:29:37.601 align:center I've been out in the sun. 00:29:39.299 --> 00:29:40.735 align:center - That's cool. - Wanna go over here? 00:29:42.476 --> 00:29:44.826 align:center - Where? - I guess I thought, um, 00:29:46.349 --> 00:29:47.916 align:center maybe we could hang out in the kitchen. 00:29:50.092 --> 00:29:51.050 align:center Okay. 00:29:51.964 --> 00:29:53.617 align:center Do-- do you have any water? 00:29:55.576 --> 00:29:56.795 align:center I'll see what I can do. 00:30:00.146 --> 00:30:01.408 align:center By the way... 00:30:06.108 --> 00:30:09.937 align:center ...I brought something. 00:30:09.938 --> 00:30:11.243 align:center Oh, yeah? 00:30:23.778 --> 00:30:25.562 align:center Wow. 00:30:29.349 --> 00:30:30.350 align:center Okay. 00:30:32.743 --> 00:30:34.266 align:center Primetime, baby. 00:30:34.267 --> 00:30:36.311 align:center He did not disappoint. 00:30:36.312 --> 00:30:37.531 align:center What's going on here? 00:30:38.706 --> 00:30:40.316 align:center Why don't you have a seat right there? 00:30:46.235 --> 00:30:47.410 align:center Wanna explain yourself? 00:30:52.851 --> 00:30:55.984 align:center Running around, looking for a cat, 00:30:57.333 --> 00:31:00.032 align:center spraying whipped cream all over yourself. 00:31:01.468 --> 00:31:03.687 align:center What's going on in your mind? 00:31:05.602 --> 00:31:06.559 align:center What would've happened 00:31:06.560 --> 00:31:08.735 align:center if I wasn't here? 00:31:08.736 --> 00:31:10.477 align:center Something would've happened. 00:31:11.304 --> 00:31:12.479 align:center Something like? 00:31:13.741 --> 00:31:15.395 align:center Something along sexual lines. 00:31:16.352 --> 00:31:17.570 align:center Crazy Frog. 00:31:17.571 --> 00:31:18.963 align:center Something like 00:31:18.964 --> 00:31:20.878 align:center you would've had sex with an underage teen? 00:31:22.489 --> 00:31:24.359 align:center Okay. I don't know if we would've done that. 00:31:24.360 --> 00:31:27.362 align:center Sir, your penis is already out. 00:31:27.363 --> 00:31:28.494 align:center Hey. 00:31:28.495 --> 00:31:29.843 align:center Hey. 00:31:29.844 --> 00:31:31.279 align:center You were amazing. 00:31:31.280 --> 00:31:32.367 align:center Oh, thanks. 00:31:32.368 --> 00:31:33.978 align:center You're a movie star. 00:31:33.979 --> 00:31:35.718 align:center - Thank you. - Yeah. 00:31:35.719 --> 00:31:38.808 align:center You are a natural. 00:31:38.809 --> 00:31:40.506 align:center - Okay. - Yeah. 00:31:40.507 --> 00:31:41.986 align:center Amazing. 00:31:41.987 --> 00:31:43.335 align:center Thank you. 00:31:43.336 --> 00:31:45.947 align:center I get stress migraines. I don't know if you do. 00:31:47.601 --> 00:31:49.037 align:center Maybe. Maybe. 00:31:49.951 --> 00:31:50.952 align:center Thank you. 00:31:53.824 --> 00:31:55.347 align:center You were so good. 00:31:55.348 --> 00:31:56.609 align:center - Oh, thank you. - Yeah. 00:31:56.610 --> 00:31:57.915 align:center - Thanks. - Yeah. 00:31:57.916 --> 00:31:59.307 align:center I mean it. 00:31:59.308 --> 00:32:00.570 align:center - Yeah. - Yeah. 00:32:02.659 --> 00:32:03.703 align:center - We're doing a story... - Yeah. 00:32:03.704 --> 00:32:04.878 align:center ...on adults 00:32:04.879 --> 00:32:06.749 align:center who try to meet young teens online. 00:32:06.750 --> 00:32:08.534 align:center It's okay. It's okay. 00:32:10.102 --> 00:32:11.973 align:center It happens to us all. 00:32:13.496 --> 00:32:15.149 align:center Obviously, you're free to go, 00:32:15.150 --> 00:32:17.022 align:center but please take the cream. 00:32:18.980 --> 00:32:20.502 align:center I like this new decoy. 00:32:20.503 --> 00:32:21.939 align:center Didn't freeze up like the last one. 00:32:21.940 --> 00:32:23.462 align:center Yeah. I think he might walk. 00:32:23.463 --> 00:32:25.072 align:center Oh, goddamn it, Andie. Not again. 00:32:25.073 --> 00:32:26.291 align:center Well-- I-- I need that one. 00:32:26.292 --> 00:32:27.857 align:center He's perfect for Jersey Shore. 00:32:27.858 --> 00:32:31.949 align:center Um... I agree, but for his first time, that was a lot, 00:32:31.950 --> 00:32:33.994 align:center and if we do have to inform the network, 00:32:33.995 --> 00:32:36.040 align:center the optics are really not good. 00:32:36.041 --> 00:32:39.131 align:center So can you talk to him? 00:32:40.828 --> 00:32:42.133 align:center What? No. I have somewhere to be. 00:32:42.134 --> 00:32:44.136 align:center Uh, in Fort Myers? Where? 00:32:45.964 --> 00:32:47.877 align:center I have a life, Andie. 00:32:49.184 --> 00:32:52.012 align:center Okay. Uh, can you talk to him first? 00:32:52.013 --> 00:32:55.537 align:center I think that reassurance coming from you, 00:32:55.538 --> 00:32:58.977 align:center maybe at the hotel bar, maybe a nice Macallan, 00:33:00.195 --> 00:33:03.197 align:center and maybe you expense it. Maybe I don't tell. 00:33:18.779 --> 00:33:19.953 align:center Dan Plum. 00:33:19.954 --> 00:33:20.999 align:center Chris Hansen. 00:33:22.130 --> 00:33:23.174 align:center How're you doing? 00:33:23.175 --> 00:33:24.567 align:center I'm okay. 00:33:28.310 --> 00:33:29.355 align:center It's a big day. 00:33:31.487 --> 00:33:32.705 align:center Do you want some wine, Dan? 00:33:32.706 --> 00:33:34.359 align:center Uh. Bud Light? 00:33:34.360 --> 00:33:35.708 align:center Bud Light would be nice. 00:33:35.709 --> 00:33:37.537 align:center Relax, it's on NBC. 00:33:40.279 --> 00:33:41.584 align:center B-- Budweiser, then. 00:33:42.629 --> 00:33:44.109 align:center Macallan, neat. 00:33:49.766 --> 00:33:51.506 align:center How long you been acting, Dan? 00:33:51.507 --> 00:33:54.031 align:center Uh, four years. 00:33:54.032 --> 00:33:55.293 align:center Four years professionally, 00:33:55.294 --> 00:33:59.079 align:center but I've-- I've dreamt of it my entire life. 00:33:59.080 --> 00:34:02.691 align:center Um, musical theater mainly. 00:34:02.692 --> 00:34:03.780 align:center Uh. 00:34:04.651 --> 00:34:06.566 align:center Different world. 00:34:10.613 --> 00:34:12.833 align:center I hate feeling like I'm not up to the task. 00:34:16.663 --> 00:34:19.796 align:center It-- it matters a lot to me to-- to do a good job. 00:34:21.581 --> 00:34:22.799 align:center Look... 00:34:23.583 --> 00:34:25.714 align:center what were you hoping 00:34:25.715 --> 00:34:28.762 align:center to achieve from this experience? 00:34:30.111 --> 00:34:33.462 align:center Uh, something for my reel. 00:34:35.856 --> 00:34:37.944 align:center More than that um, a credit. 00:34:37.945 --> 00:34:39.206 align:center - Mm-hmm. - That would be 00:34:39.207 --> 00:34:40.512 align:center really helpful for getting my union card 00:34:40.513 --> 00:34:43.036 align:center and representation. 00:34:43.037 --> 00:34:44.472 align:center Thank you. 00:34:44.473 --> 00:34:45.518 align:center Dan. 00:34:48.086 --> 00:34:50.088 align:center Do you know what your credit is on this show? 00:34:52.568 --> 00:34:53.700 align:center Peter? 00:34:55.354 --> 00:34:56.397 align:center Peter? 00:34:56.398 --> 00:34:58.356 align:center Uh, my character from today? 00:34:58.357 --> 00:35:01.228 align:center No. 00:35:01.229 --> 00:35:02.447 align:center No. 00:35:02.448 --> 00:35:03.710 align:center Superhero. 00:35:04.667 --> 00:35:06.364 align:center That's your credit. 00:35:06.365 --> 00:35:11.500 align:center Dan, what, what you're doing is more than acting. 00:35:12.675 --> 00:35:14.634 align:center It's much more. 00:35:16.418 --> 00:35:19.333 align:center You're-- you're here with us, and you're-- 00:35:19.334 --> 00:35:20.466 align:center you're saving children. 00:35:23.512 --> 00:35:24.774 align:center Yeah. 00:35:31.564 --> 00:35:32.912 align:center Dan. 00:35:32.913 --> 00:35:33.957 align:center Daniel. 00:35:36.134 --> 00:35:38.787 align:center Dan. 00:35:38.788 --> 00:35:44.184 align:center Danny. Danny, uh, Decoy Dan. 00:35:44.185 --> 00:35:45.925 align:center - Decoy Dan? - Decoy Dan. 00:35:45.926 --> 00:35:47.406 align:center - Decoy Dan. - Decoy Dan. 00:35:48.537 --> 00:35:49.669 align:center That's your credit. 00:35:51.018 --> 00:35:53.062 align:center Decoy Dan. 00:35:53.063 --> 00:35:54.151 align:center Decoy Dan. 00:36:04.074 --> 00:36:08.600 align:center You remind me of my son, but uh, older. 00:36:08.601 --> 00:36:09.645 align:center Oh. 00:36:10.516 --> 00:36:11.647 align:center Thanks. 00:36:13.475 --> 00:36:16.782 align:center ♪ Trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous ♪ 00:36:16.783 --> 00:36:21.526 align:center ♪ Kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty ♪ 00:36:21.527 --> 00:36:23.789 align:center ♪ Brave, clean, and ha... 00:36:23.790 --> 00:36:25.400 align:center Oh, uh... 00:36:27.620 --> 00:36:31.318 align:center the uh, respectful? 00:36:31.319 --> 00:36:32.886 align:center Close. 00:36:34.235 --> 00:36:35.236 align:center Reverent. 00:36:35.758 --> 00:36:36.845 align:center Reverent. 00:36:36.846 --> 00:36:38.238 align:center I knew you were a Boy Scout. 00:36:38.239 --> 00:36:40.371 align:center How long did you do it for? 00:36:40.372 --> 00:36:42.809 align:center Maybe like two years or something like that. 00:36:45.594 --> 00:36:47.466 align:center It's a sign of strong character. 00:36:49.381 --> 00:36:51.513 align:center Goodnight. 00:36:54.690 --> 00:36:56.952 align:center Sorry, can I just ask, is that an acting totem? 00:36:56.953 --> 00:36:58.998 align:center What? Your bracelet. 00:36:58.999 --> 00:37:00.130 align:center Is it-- 00:37:03.351 --> 00:37:04.918 align:center Nothing I do is acting, Dan. 00:37:07.877 --> 00:37:12.577 align:center - Right. I-- - Got it in India, 1996. 00:37:12.578 --> 00:37:15.798 align:center I was doing a story on child slave labor. 00:37:17.670 --> 00:37:18.801 align:center It won an Emmy. 00:37:21.021 --> 00:37:24.590 align:center Predatorhas never earned an Emmy, 00:37:26.026 --> 00:37:28.594 align:center nor any of the serious recognition it deserves. 00:37:35.383 --> 00:37:37.559 align:center But I think that's all about to change. 00:37:40.997 --> 00:37:42.128 align:center All right. All right. 00:37:42.129 --> 00:37:43.261 align:center All right. 00:37:44.784 --> 00:37:46.132 align:center I'll see you tomorrow. 00:37:46.133 --> 00:37:47.265 align:center See you tomorrow. 00:38:04.151 --> 00:38:05.413 align:center Okay. 00:38:06.240 --> 00:38:07.284 align:center One down. 00:38:27.783 --> 00:38:28.870 align:center Hello? 00:38:28.871 --> 00:38:29.958 align:center Oh, hey, Andie. 00:38:29.959 --> 00:38:32.178 align:center This is Patty Patterson from ABC. 00:38:32.179 --> 00:38:33.745 align:center Sorry, am I interrupting something? 00:38:33.746 --> 00:38:34.963 align:center No. 00:38:34.964 --> 00:38:36.704 align:center I don't think we've met, but-- 00:38:36.705 --> 00:38:39.881 align:center Oh, uh, we have, actually. 00:38:39.882 --> 00:38:42.580 align:center The Murrow Awards last year. 00:38:42.581 --> 00:38:44.147 align:center Right. Ugh, my brain. 00:38:46.236 --> 00:38:48.237 align:center Anyway, we wanted to congratulate you 00:38:48.238 --> 00:38:49.804 align:center on the new time slot. 00:38:49.805 --> 00:38:52.503 align:center Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 00:38:52.504 --> 00:38:55.549 align:center I saw Jeff just pitched it to the ad men. 00:38:55.550 --> 00:38:56.811 align:center Not-- not sure if you're aware, 00:38:56.812 --> 00:38:57.943 align:center but we've been working on a show 00:38:57.944 --> 00:38:59.901 align:center for the same night. 00:38:59.902 --> 00:39:01.250 align:center Uh-huh. 00:39:01.251 --> 00:39:02.643 align:center And we have been so impressed 00:39:02.644 --> 00:39:03.949 align:center by your work onPredator, 00:39:03.950 --> 00:39:06.430 align:center we would love to pick your brain. 00:39:06.431 --> 00:39:07.822 align:center I was wondering if you'd be free 00:39:07.823 --> 00:39:09.346 align:center for a drink or a-- 00:39:09.347 --> 00:39:11.130 align:center You know what's better than a drink? 00:39:11.131 --> 00:39:12.392 align:center A sushi roll. 00:39:12.393 --> 00:39:13.654 align:center Well, that's not possible. 00:39:13.655 --> 00:39:16.483 align:center I'm-- I'm shooting in Fort Myers. 00:39:16.484 --> 00:39:17.658 align:center That is crazy. 00:39:17.659 --> 00:39:20.966 align:center I will be in Florida tomorrow. 00:39:20.967 --> 00:39:23.185 align:center Uh, not tomorrow? 00:39:23.186 --> 00:39:24.317 align:center Yeah, sounds great. 00:39:24.318 --> 00:39:25.580 align:center So I'll see you tomorrow evening. 00:39:27.060 --> 00:39:29.670 align:center Evening? Uh, hey, okay. 00:39:44.033 --> 00:39:45.469 align:center Look, I don't mean to upset you, Kristyn, 00:39:45.470 --> 00:39:48.254 align:center but we can still have a nice dinner as friends. 00:39:48.255 --> 00:39:49.603 align:center Like... 00:39:49.604 --> 00:39:50.649 align:center Friends? 00:39:52.085 --> 00:39:53.129 align:center Hmm. 00:40:09.232 --> 00:40:12.409 align:center So none of this meant anything to you? 00:40:12.410 --> 00:40:14.323 align:center Not nothing, no. 00:40:14.324 --> 00:40:20.329 align:center Uh, Kristyn, I-- I-- I want to be a part of your life. 00:40:20.330 --> 00:40:24.682 align:center I do. I truly do, but I can only participate in, 00:40:24.683 --> 00:40:29.730 align:center uh, obfuscated ways at a distance, you know? 00:40:31.124 --> 00:40:32.647 align:center But uh... 00:40:35.345 --> 00:40:37.042 align:center Kristyn, come on. 00:40:37.043 --> 00:40:40.088 align:center Can I tempt you two with something sweet? 00:40:40.089 --> 00:40:41.829 align:center Oh my God, you're Chris Hansen. 00:40:41.830 --> 00:40:43.831 align:center - I'm a huge fan of your show. - Uh. 00:40:43.832 --> 00:40:45.485 align:center But, I don't want to be in it, but uh-- 00:40:46.792 --> 00:40:49.097 align:center Do-- did-- did you want anything for dessert? 00:40:49.098 --> 00:40:50.664 align:center Do you have any cookies? 00:40:50.665 --> 00:40:52.666 align:center I-- I can definitely ask the chef. 00:40:52.667 --> 00:40:54.320 align:center No, I'm just-- just kidding around. 00:40:54.321 --> 00:40:56.627 align:center Just never mind. 00:40:56.628 --> 00:40:57.976 align:center No, it was a joke. 00:40:57.977 --> 00:40:59.325 align:center - Oh, okay. - Yeah, yeah. 00:40:59.326 --> 00:41:00.761 align:center Thank you so much for coming, Mr. Hansen. 00:41:00.762 --> 00:41:01.762 align:center Thank you so much. 00:41:03.025 --> 00:41:05.550 align:center Come on. Look, I have... 00:41:06.942 --> 00:41:09.988 align:center I have a lot on the line right now. 00:41:14.559 --> 00:41:16.995 align:center I love my wife. 00:41:16.996 --> 00:41:18.779 align:center We don't need to make a scene, okay? 00:41:18.780 --> 00:41:20.172 align:center We don't need to make a scene. 00:41:20.173 --> 00:41:22.653 align:center Happy face. Happy. 00:41:22.654 --> 00:41:25.438 align:center Look, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 00:41:25.439 --> 00:41:26.526 align:center I'm gonna do everything 00:41:26.527 --> 00:41:27.701 align:center in my power to make this right, 00:41:27.702 --> 00:41:29.007 align:center I swear to God. 00:41:29.008 --> 00:41:30.574 align:center Like I said, okay? 00:41:30.575 --> 00:41:32.664 align:center Okay. Just shh. 00:41:34.622 --> 00:41:35.580 align:center Shh. 00:41:50.595 --> 00:41:52.378 align:center Let me-- let me get you a cab. 00:41:53.467 --> 00:41:55.729 align:center Oh. Oh, God. 00:41:55.730 --> 00:41:57.905 align:center Come on. Let's go. 00:41:57.906 --> 00:41:59.341 align:center Okay. Okay. 00:42:01.562 --> 00:42:04.564 align:center ♪ Goodbye 00:42:04.565 --> 00:42:06.827 align:center ♪ Wanna climb a mountain 00:42:08.526 --> 00:42:10.352 align:center Who is it? It's me. Can I come in? 00:42:12.225 --> 00:42:14.487 align:center - One sec. - Verification call. 00:42:14.488 --> 00:42:16.446 align:center Check it out. 00:42:22.627 --> 00:42:23.714 align:center Hey, man. 00:42:23.715 --> 00:42:25.280 align:center Hey. There you are. 00:42:25.281 --> 00:42:26.804 align:center I told you I was real. 00:42:26.805 --> 00:42:27.892 align:center I like real. 00:42:29.372 --> 00:42:31.765 align:center What do you think we should do next Monday? 00:42:31.766 --> 00:42:33.027 align:center I don't know. 00:42:33.028 --> 00:42:36.640 align:center Um, probably be shooting some hoops or something, 00:42:36.641 --> 00:42:38.859 align:center so if you wanna shower together, 00:42:38.860 --> 00:42:40.208 align:center that might be nice. 00:42:40.209 --> 00:42:44.038 align:center Yeah. I can't wait for, uh, the adventure. 00:42:44.039 --> 00:42:47.955 align:center Cool. It's the uh, last house at the end of the cul-de-sac. 00:42:47.956 --> 00:42:50.828 align:center You can't miss it. It's boring like the other ones. 00:42:50.829 --> 00:42:52.830 align:center Well, I can't wait. 00:42:52.831 --> 00:42:54.919 align:center Cool. Oh, don't forget the weed. 00:42:54.920 --> 00:42:56.094 align:center Oh, yeah. 00:42:56.095 --> 00:42:57.530 align:center It's gonna be great. Cool. 00:42:57.531 --> 00:42:59.097 align:center All right. Later. Bye. 00:42:59.098 --> 00:43:00.882 align:center Bye. 00:43:01.970 --> 00:43:03.188 align:center You have to smile, 00:43:03.189 --> 00:43:04.493 align:center so they can hear it in your voice. 00:43:04.494 --> 00:43:05.886 align:center Yeah, cool. 00:43:05.887 --> 00:43:06.932 align:center Thanks. 00:43:14.156 --> 00:43:18.552 align:center Look, if this is something you really wanna do, 00:43:19.945 --> 00:43:23.948 align:center you can't treat it like an acting gig, you know? 00:43:23.949 --> 00:43:28.169 align:center The last decoy made it an episode and a half. 00:43:28.170 --> 00:43:31.173 align:center Saw a predator who looked like his dad and walked off. 00:43:32.653 --> 00:43:35.743 align:center You have to find ways to protect yourself. 00:43:37.789 --> 00:43:38.746 align:center Yeah. 00:43:40.705 --> 00:43:41.662 align:center Thanks. 00:43:44.143 --> 00:43:45.578 align:center See you tomorrow. 00:43:45.579 --> 00:43:46.667 align:center Don't be late. 00:43:52.978 --> 00:43:54.326 align:center - Hey. - Hey. 00:43:54.327 --> 00:43:55.893 align:center Come right in, bro. I'm baking cookies. 00:43:55.894 --> 00:43:56.895 align:center "Come right in, bro." 00:43:58.287 --> 00:43:59.505 align:center Love your house. 00:43:59.506 --> 00:44:01.550 align:center "Hey, come right in, bro. I'm baking cookies." 00:44:10.082 --> 00:44:11.604 align:center "Hey, come right in, bro. 00:44:11.605 --> 00:44:13.999 align:center I'm baking, I'm baking cookies." 00:44:19.874 --> 00:44:20.961 align:center Hey, come on in. 00:44:20.962 --> 00:44:22.268 align:center There's sweet tea on the table. 00:44:23.530 --> 00:44:25.966 align:center Hey, come on in. 00:44:25.967 --> 00:44:27.576 align:center There's sweet tea on the table. 00:44:27.577 --> 00:44:29.056 align:center Did you bring any of that stuff 00:44:29.057 --> 00:44:30.319 align:center we talked about? 00:44:31.190 --> 00:44:32.538 align:center Hey, Marco. 00:44:32.539 --> 00:44:34.453 align:center Did you bring the stuff we talked about? 00:44:34.454 --> 00:44:35.933 align:center This your house? 00:44:35.934 --> 00:44:37.456 align:center Uh, well, technically, my mommy and daddy's house. 00:44:38.588 --> 00:44:40.894 align:center Hey, just hopped out of the shower. 00:44:40.895 --> 00:44:42.113 align:center Just put a pizza in the oven. 00:44:42.114 --> 00:44:44.942 align:center Just picture me naked and come on in. 00:44:44.943 --> 00:44:46.813 align:center I could figure something out. 00:44:46.814 --> 00:44:48.075 align:center Well, what about a root beer float? 00:44:48.076 --> 00:44:49.686 align:center - Ooh. - I'll do that. 00:44:49.687 --> 00:44:50.904 align:center Don't go anywhere. 00:44:50.905 --> 00:44:52.863 align:center Oh, they're gonna love it. 00:44:52.864 --> 00:44:54.648 align:center They're gonna love this. 00:44:55.344 --> 00:44:56.867 align:center How you doing, Stanley? 00:44:56.868 --> 00:44:57.999 align:center Are you Jeremy? 00:44:58.696 --> 00:44:59.958 align:center Jeremy's talented tongue? 00:45:02.830 --> 00:45:04.613 align:center You nervous? That's okay. Me too. 00:45:04.614 --> 00:45:06.267 align:center What did you think you-- 00:45:06.268 --> 00:45:07.921 align:center Sorry, sorry. 00:45:11.796 --> 00:45:13.710 align:center Decoy Dan. 00:45:13.711 --> 00:45:15.886 align:center Yo, Christopher, I need to talk to you. 00:45:15.887 --> 00:45:17.801 align:center Fat fucking tuna on the hook. 00:45:17.802 --> 00:45:19.411 align:center Oh, really? 00:45:23.633 --> 00:45:25.374 align:center Look, come here. 00:45:26.419 --> 00:45:27.420 align:center Close the door. 00:45:29.901 --> 00:45:30.944 align:center - Hey. Knock, knock. - Uh, what? 00:45:30.945 --> 00:45:32.946 align:center - No, no, no. - What's shaking? 00:45:32.947 --> 00:45:34.253 align:center It's okay. We're just having a... 00:45:37.125 --> 00:45:38.996 align:center Okay. 00:45:38.997 --> 00:45:43.478 align:center So we got a fan letter from some flatfoot cop. 00:45:43.479 --> 00:45:45.611 align:center "Dear Chris Hansen and the good men 00:45:45.612 --> 00:45:47.961 align:center of the National Broadcasting Corporation." 00:45:49.572 --> 00:45:51.618 align:center " My name is Michael Chachere." 00:45:58.016 --> 00:45:59.451 align:center Headquarters, be advised, 00:45:59.452 --> 00:46:00.758 align:center I locked myself out the unit. 00:46:02.716 --> 00:46:05.239 align:center "I write to you today to thank you from the bottom 00:46:05.240 --> 00:46:07.285 align:center of my heart for promoting goodness 00:46:07.286 --> 00:46:09.418 align:center in this troubled world we live in." 00:46:12.508 --> 00:46:13.900 align:center Yeah, I'll get the Jared special. 00:46:13.901 --> 00:46:16.598 align:center "I also want to thank you for promoting respect 00:46:16.599 --> 00:46:19.080 align:center for law enforcement in your programming. 00:46:20.255 --> 00:46:22.866 align:center "What this world needs, in my opinion, 00:46:22.867 --> 00:46:25.085 align:center is a good, hard look in the mirror." 00:46:25.086 --> 00:46:26.217 align:center We were just talking. 00:46:27.610 --> 00:46:30.177 align:center "But what is that, but your show?" 00:46:30.178 --> 00:46:31.309 align:center Sorry. 00:46:31.310 --> 00:46:32.484 align:center I didn't-- I swear I didn't know. 00:46:34.487 --> 00:46:37.619 align:center "Should you ever find yourself down in Murphy, Texas, 00:46:37.620 --> 00:46:40.361 align:center please know that you have a friendly face 00:46:40.362 --> 00:46:41.536 align:center here in our precinct." 00:46:41.537 --> 00:46:43.190 align:center "In our precinct. Best regards, Michael." 00:46:43.191 --> 00:46:45.279 align:center Michael Chachere. 00:46:45.280 --> 00:46:48.631 align:center Chief, this could only look good for election season. 00:46:50.285 --> 00:46:52.330 align:center What's the name of that program? 00:46:52.331 --> 00:46:53.593 align:center How to Catch a Predator. 00:46:57.510 --> 00:46:59.337 align:center Predator? 00:46:59.338 --> 00:47:02.209 align:center Anyhow. They tried to get in touch with Andie, 00:47:02.210 --> 00:47:04.995 align:center but when they couldn't, they reached out to me. 00:47:04.996 --> 00:47:06.561 align:center Uh-uh, I have no missed calls. 00:47:06.562 --> 00:47:09.042 align:center Whatever. They want us to come shoot in their town, 00:47:09.043 --> 00:47:12.741 align:center so I start to trawl the area, and it's the same old shit. 00:47:12.742 --> 00:47:15.353 align:center Factory worker, plumber, loser. Boring. 00:47:15.354 --> 00:47:18.269 align:center But-- but then I catch something 00:47:18.270 --> 00:47:20.838 align:center that's like nothing 00:47:21.534 --> 00:47:22.926 align:center I've ever seen. 00:47:22.927 --> 00:47:26.755 align:center This fish comes along, takes a bite, 00:47:26.756 --> 00:47:29.367 align:center and then boom, vanishes. 00:47:29.368 --> 00:47:31.717 align:center He comes back, bites again. 00:47:31.718 --> 00:47:34.460 align:center But then, poof, gone. 00:47:35.374 --> 00:47:36.504 align:center I never lose these guys, 00:47:36.505 --> 00:47:40.247 align:center because they are usually fucking idiots, 00:47:40.248 --> 00:47:43.772 align:center but this is not your average pedo. 00:47:43.773 --> 00:47:47.211 align:center He was careful not to give anything away, but boy, 00:47:47.212 --> 00:47:48.953 align:center did he love to chat. 00:47:49.605 --> 00:47:51.171 align:center We battled. 00:47:51.172 --> 00:47:53.086 align:center I tried every trick in the book, Chris. 00:47:54.175 --> 00:47:56.307 align:center I was reeling him in for hours, 00:47:56.308 --> 00:47:58.265 align:center but he wouldn't take the bait. 00:47:58.266 --> 00:48:04.098 align:center I was ready to give up, but then he slipped. 00:48:05.926 --> 00:48:09.277 align:center A wake in Denton, Texas. 00:48:11.366 --> 00:48:12.976 align:center So I did some digging. 00:48:12.977 --> 00:48:14.500 align:center Ah. 00:48:17.677 --> 00:48:19.896 align:center The only one I could find was a private event 00:48:19.897 --> 00:48:22.986 align:center for government associates of a dead senator. 00:48:22.987 --> 00:48:24.726 align:center ...of a dead senator. 00:48:24.727 --> 00:48:28.078 align:center The most important suits in Texas. 00:48:28.079 --> 00:48:32.952 align:center Chris, we've never caught a government operative before, 00:48:32.953 --> 00:48:35.346 align:center a man on the inside. 00:48:35.347 --> 00:48:37.784 align:center This, this is it. 00:48:38.741 --> 00:48:44.790 align:center This guy's got to be CIA, NSA 00:48:44.791 --> 00:48:50.840 align:center or he is at the highest levels of government. 00:48:54.670 --> 00:48:56.149 align:center I mean, what are we talking about here? 00:48:56.150 --> 00:48:59.239 align:center Are we talking about a mayor or a congressman or are we-- 00:48:59.240 --> 00:49:00.762 align:center are we talking about the president? 00:49:09.076 --> 00:49:10.598 align:center - So Chris-- - Hmm. 00:49:10.599 --> 00:49:13.123 align:center We already have our schedule for the coming months, 00:49:13.124 --> 00:49:14.820 align:center and the Jersey Shore is after this. 00:49:14.821 --> 00:49:16.778 align:center Uh, that is a priority for the network. 00:49:16.779 --> 00:49:18.912 align:center I have a feeling about this guy, Chris. 00:49:19.565 --> 00:49:21.088 align:center I really do. 00:49:24.657 --> 00:49:26.919 align:center No. It's not enough information to act. 00:49:26.920 --> 00:49:28.790 align:center She's right. 00:49:28.791 --> 00:49:31.532 align:center Keep looking and let me know if you have something more. 00:49:31.533 --> 00:49:34.101 align:center I like it, psychic ability. 00:49:36.408 --> 00:49:38.583 align:center Nice work. 00:49:38.584 --> 00:49:40.193 align:center - Good producing. - Tell me about it. 00:49:45.504 --> 00:49:46.722 align:center Fucking bitch. 00:49:48.115 --> 00:49:49.681 align:center Could you show me the last couple of clips? 00:49:49.682 --> 00:49:52.206 align:center Excuse me. Uh, T minus 10 minutes. 00:49:53.555 --> 00:49:55.774 align:center Can you bring up the last couple of clips we shot? 00:49:55.775 --> 00:49:57.689 align:center Oh, they were good. 00:49:57.690 --> 00:49:59.169 align:center Well, I wa-- I'm thinking of trying something new. 00:49:59.170 --> 00:50:00.735 align:center - I wanna see what I did. - They were good. 00:50:04.349 --> 00:50:07.220 align:center "You just have to be very clean in your ass." 00:50:07.221 --> 00:50:08.395 align:center Mm-hmm. 00:50:08.396 --> 00:50:09.527 align:center Your ass? 00:50:09.528 --> 00:50:10.745 align:center I think that's too far. 00:50:10.746 --> 00:50:13.531 align:center Uh, stick to the suck and be sucked stuff. 00:50:13.532 --> 00:50:14.706 align:center - Okay. - Yeah. 00:50:14.707 --> 00:50:16.490 align:center Okay. Thank you. 00:50:22.323 --> 00:50:23.803 align:center God, this is insane. 00:50:27.328 --> 00:50:28.807 align:center - Chris Hansen. - Hi, Chris. 00:50:28.808 --> 00:50:31.897 align:center This is Brett Karinsky from theNational Enquirer. 00:50:31.898 --> 00:50:32.985 align:center - Uh-huh. - We just wanted 00:50:32.986 --> 00:50:34.508 align:center to give you the opportunity 00:50:34.509 --> 00:50:36.554 align:center to comment before we run a story about you next week. 00:50:36.555 --> 00:50:39.384 align:center Uh, and what is the story about? 00:50:40.602 --> 00:50:41.820 align:center A young woman 00:50:41.821 --> 00:50:44.475 align:center and your extramarital activities. 00:50:44.476 --> 00:50:47.173 align:center - Does that ring a bell? - Uh. 00:50:47.174 --> 00:50:49.523 align:center - If I call NBC-- - Uh. 00:50:49.524 --> 00:50:52.570 align:center What would they say about this? 00:50:52.571 --> 00:50:55.225 align:center America's favorite pervert catcher 00:50:55.226 --> 00:50:57.879 align:center sticking fingers where fingers shouldn't be stuck. 00:50:57.880 --> 00:50:59.578 align:center No. 00:51:10.458 --> 00:51:11.590 align:center Uh. 00:51:14.593 --> 00:51:15.680 align:center Hello? 00:51:15.681 --> 00:51:16.768 align:center Hi, Mary. Chris Hansen. 00:51:16.769 --> 00:51:18.552 align:center Yes, honey. I know. 00:51:18.553 --> 00:51:21.381 align:center Yeah, yeah. Sorry. Um-- 00:51:21.382 --> 00:51:22.861 align:center Hey, hey, Dad. 00:51:22.862 --> 00:51:24.819 align:center Hi, boys. Yeah. Hey, Dad. 00:51:24.820 --> 00:51:28.084 align:center Yeah, I was just calling to uh, talk to you 00:51:28.085 --> 00:51:32.044 align:center and um, just calling to talk to the boys. 00:51:32.045 --> 00:51:34.308 align:center Are you gonna come to my baseball game? 00:51:56.113 --> 00:51:57.549 align:center I'm just in here. 00:52:16.437 --> 00:52:17.481 align:center Hey. 00:52:17.482 --> 00:52:19.396 align:center Hi. 00:52:19.397 --> 00:52:20.745 align:center Trouble finding the place? 00:52:22.182 --> 00:52:23.314 align:center Not really. 00:52:25.316 --> 00:52:26.664 align:center Oh, shoot. 00:52:26.665 --> 00:52:27.969 align:center Spilled soda on my shirt. 00:52:27.970 --> 00:52:29.057 align:center I'm gonna go change. 00:52:29.058 --> 00:52:30.277 align:center Be back in a sec. 00:52:36.109 --> 00:52:37.370 align:center I've been chatting with him online 00:52:37.371 --> 00:52:38.589 align:center for a month now. 00:52:38.590 --> 00:52:40.199 align:center He's fucking heinous. 00:52:40.200 --> 00:52:41.809 align:center How'd it look? 00:52:41.810 --> 00:52:43.202 align:center You were great. 00:52:43.203 --> 00:52:45.030 align:center If you guys get me the logs in 00:52:45.031 --> 00:52:46.162 align:center more advance next time, 00:52:46.163 --> 00:52:48.076 align:center I could use all of that stuff. 00:52:48.077 --> 00:52:51.689 align:center I could-- I could've kept him in there for 20 minutes. 00:52:51.690 --> 00:52:53.081 align:center Daniel. Dan, enough. 00:52:53.082 --> 00:52:55.259 align:center Actually, do you have a Diet Coke? 00:53:00.742 --> 00:53:01.917 align:center Is Pepsi okay? 00:53:04.442 --> 00:53:05.834 align:center Why don't you have a seat right there? 00:53:10.317 --> 00:53:11.884 align:center Why don't you have a seat? 00:53:15.322 --> 00:53:16.454 align:center What are you doing here? 00:53:19.935 --> 00:53:21.110 align:center Sit down. 00:53:26.899 --> 00:53:28.205 align:center Sit down! 00:53:31.164 --> 00:53:32.296 align:center What are you doing here? 00:53:35.473 --> 00:53:36.517 align:center Nothing good. 00:53:38.389 --> 00:53:39.781 align:center What do you do for a living? 00:53:44.612 --> 00:53:45.787 align:center I'm a rabbi. 00:53:47.136 --> 00:53:49.355 align:center "I like sucking 00:53:49.356 --> 00:53:51.052 align:center - and being sucked." - He's off. 00:53:51.053 --> 00:53:52.315 align:center Where's that in the Bible? 00:53:52.316 --> 00:53:54.405 align:center The Old Testament or the New Testament? 00:53:56.972 --> 00:54:01.760 align:center Look, you're being very hostile to me. 00:54:05.067 --> 00:54:09.984 align:center Who gave you permission to do this? 00:54:13.815 --> 00:54:15.339 align:center You did this to yourself. 00:54:17.079 --> 00:54:20.996 align:center You know you don't have the right to do this. 00:54:23.825 --> 00:54:26.306 align:center Who do you think you are? 00:54:37.883 --> 00:54:41.364 align:center I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC, 00:54:41.365 --> 00:54:44.584 align:center and we're doing a story on adults 00:54:44.585 --> 00:54:47.195 align:center who meet young teens online. 00:54:47.196 --> 00:54:50.025 align:center You're doing this for television? 00:54:50.678 --> 00:54:51.635 align:center For television? 00:54:51.636 --> 00:54:52.984 align:center Oh. Get him out. 00:54:52.985 --> 00:54:54.420 align:center - There he is. - Get him out of here! 00:54:54.421 --> 00:54:55.944 align:center There he is. Oh, oh, fuck. 00:54:56.989 --> 00:54:58.076 align:center Get-- fuck. 00:54:58.077 --> 00:54:59.164 align:center Oh, that's amazing. 00:54:59.165 --> 00:55:00.252 align:center That is amazing. 00:55:00.253 --> 00:55:01.428 align:center - It's gorgeous. - Yeah. 00:55:06.477 --> 00:55:07.999 align:center Hey, hey, hey. 00:55:08.000 --> 00:55:09.567 align:center He's not a leper. 00:55:10.350 --> 00:55:11.830 align:center He just touched you. 00:55:15.834 --> 00:55:17.139 align:center Doesn't that disgust you? 00:55:19.925 --> 00:55:20.926 align:center Yeah. 00:55:23.755 --> 00:55:25.060 align:center Why do you do this, Andie? 00:55:31.589 --> 00:55:34.505 align:center 'Cause we're gonna be the number one show on TV. 00:55:34.983 --> 00:55:36.984 align:center Yeah? 00:55:36.985 --> 00:55:38.682 align:center We're gonna be the number one show on TV. 00:55:38.683 --> 00:55:40.031 align:center Ooh. 00:55:40.032 --> 00:55:41.425 align:center Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. 00:55:46.168 --> 00:55:47.779 align:center Number one show on TV. 00:55:52.000 --> 00:55:56.353 align:center I don't mean to sound harsh... 00:55:59.704 --> 00:56:01.445 align:center but if you had children, 00:56:02.968 --> 00:56:04.361 align:center you would understand. 00:56:15.589 --> 00:56:18.199 align:center Picture this. 00:56:18.200 --> 00:56:21.028 align:center You're in an IHOP eating alone, 00:56:21.029 --> 00:56:24.205 align:center and you notice a girl kinda hunched over, 00:56:24.206 --> 00:56:29.036 align:center and the mother is berating her for overeating pancakes. 00:56:29.037 --> 00:56:31.387 align:center She says, "You don't wanna be a fat pig." 00:56:31.388 --> 00:56:33.432 align:center And you-- you think to yourself, 00:56:33.433 --> 00:56:35.869 align:center "Oh God, this is pretty wrong." 00:56:35.870 --> 00:56:38.524 align:center And then the mother gets louder, more insulting, 00:56:38.525 --> 00:56:41.180 align:center and then finally the girl starts crying. 00:56:41.963 --> 00:56:43.400 align:center What would you do? 00:56:46.098 --> 00:56:48.012 align:center Um, 00:56:48.013 --> 00:56:52.190 align:center I might hand the daughter the number to social services 00:56:52.191 --> 00:56:54.628 align:center and tell her to eat whatever she likes. 00:56:55.455 --> 00:56:56.935 align:center And 00:56:58.240 --> 00:57:01.330 align:center then I might try to hurt the mother in some way. 00:57:02.680 --> 00:57:05.159 align:center Not physically, but um-- 00:57:05.160 --> 00:57:08.032 align:center Honey, that's the name of the show, 00:57:08.033 --> 00:57:09.294 align:center What Would You Do? 00:57:09.295 --> 00:57:10.382 align:center Oh. 00:57:10.383 --> 00:57:11.644 align:center It's a-- 00:57:11.645 --> 00:57:13.341 align:center It's a hidden, it's a hidden camera show. 00:57:13.342 --> 00:57:14.560 align:center - Uh-huh. - Yeah, where we put 00:57:14.561 --> 00:57:16.780 align:center strangers in social situations, 00:57:16.781 --> 00:57:18.434 align:center but it's feel-good. 00:57:18.435 --> 00:57:20.044 align:center Do you know John Quinones? 00:57:20.045 --> 00:57:22.176 align:center Hi, sir. I'm John Quinones. 00:57:22.177 --> 00:57:23.613 align:center I'm John Quinones. 00:57:23.614 --> 00:57:25.832 align:center Shut it up. 00:57:25.833 --> 00:57:28.444 align:center He's incredible. He wants you. 00:57:28.445 --> 00:57:29.749 align:center Oh. 00:57:29.750 --> 00:57:32.491 align:center Well, I'm flattered obviously. 00:57:32.492 --> 00:57:34.754 align:center Um, I don't think I'm the kind of producer 00:57:34.755 --> 00:57:36.713 align:center that does well with feel-good stuff, 00:57:36.714 --> 00:57:38.018 align:center and I also don't think 00:57:38.019 --> 00:57:39.759 align:center I'm the kind of producer that has a lot of respect 00:57:39.760 --> 00:57:41.632 align:center for people who wanna steal my show. 00:57:43.024 --> 00:57:45.243 align:center Okay. Okay. Great. 00:57:46.985 --> 00:57:50.596 align:center Look, I dominated a-- a-- a-- a lot of space 00:57:50.597 --> 00:57:53.338 align:center at this network. I-- I'd say the majority of shows 00:57:53.339 --> 00:57:55.035 align:center that have been successful in the last 10 years 00:57:55.036 --> 00:57:56.515 align:center I've had a hand in. 00:57:56.516 --> 00:57:58.735 align:center I know the feeling, and I know that you think 00:57:58.736 --> 00:58:02.913 align:center you're just walking the same path, 00:58:02.914 --> 00:58:05.916 align:center but Chris is not the guy to hold hands with. 00:58:05.917 --> 00:58:08.440 align:center He is not that guy. 00:58:08.441 --> 00:58:10.964 align:center You know, I met Chris once, 00:58:10.965 --> 00:58:13.141 align:center and it's weird, he didn't even mention you. 00:58:14.795 --> 00:58:17.231 align:center Makes me question if he understands 00:58:17.232 --> 00:58:19.103 align:center what you're worth. 00:58:19.104 --> 00:58:21.498 align:center I just wanna protect you, you know? 00:58:28.983 --> 00:58:30.027 align:center Chris Hansen. 00:58:30.028 --> 00:58:31.289 align:center Hey, Chris. 00:58:31.290 --> 00:58:32.899 align:center Hi, Jeff. 00:58:32.900 --> 00:58:33.944 align:center Do me a favor. 00:58:33.945 --> 00:58:35.119 align:center Hmm. 00:58:35.120 --> 00:58:36.424 align:center Go to your TV. 00:58:36.425 --> 00:58:38.165 align:center Turn on ABC. 00:58:38.166 --> 00:58:39.471 align:center Mmm-hmm. 00:58:39.472 --> 00:58:41.168 align:center Tell me what you see. 00:58:41.169 --> 00:58:42.214 align:center Lost. 00:58:43.694 --> 00:58:46.957 align:center It's polar bears. 00:58:46.958 --> 00:58:48.480 align:center Yeah. These polar bears 00:58:48.481 --> 00:58:50.438 align:center are gonna fucking kill us, Chris. 00:58:50.439 --> 00:58:51.744 align:center Uh-- 00:58:51.745 --> 00:58:53.616 align:center I know people look up to you, 00:58:53.617 --> 00:58:55.313 align:center but I'm gonna be frank with you right now. 00:58:55.314 --> 00:58:57.663 align:center This new material, it ain't cutting it. 00:58:57.664 --> 00:59:04.409 align:center Jeff, we have something very special on the line. 00:59:04.410 --> 00:59:08.066 align:center A real "man on the inside" kind of story. 00:59:09.284 --> 00:59:10.850 align:center Wait, wh-- what? Stone's here? 00:59:10.851 --> 00:59:13.026 align:center All right. Just tell him I'll be right there. 00:59:13.027 --> 00:59:14.594 align:center Hey, sorry Chris, I gotta run. 00:59:20.034 --> 00:59:21.035 align:center Xavier. 00:59:22.646 --> 00:59:24.168 align:center - Fuck. - Xavier. 00:59:24.169 --> 00:59:25.299 align:center Shit. 00:59:25.300 --> 00:59:26.866 align:center Did you find him? 00:59:26.867 --> 00:59:28.781 align:center What? 00:59:28.782 --> 00:59:30.609 align:center The fish. Did you find him? 00:59:30.610 --> 00:59:33.178 align:center - The-- the fish? - The fish, in the CIA. 00:59:34.483 --> 00:59:36.006 align:center Come in. Fuck. 00:59:36.007 --> 00:59:37.790 align:center Give me a second here. 00:59:37.791 --> 00:59:39.749 align:center Andie's been so up my 00:59:39.750 --> 00:59:43.100 align:center fucking ass. I've been trawling balls deep all day. 00:59:43.101 --> 00:59:44.231 align:center Who is he? 00:59:44.232 --> 00:59:47.278 align:center So I had him on the hook, right? 00:59:47.279 --> 00:59:50.237 align:center But every time I tried to track him, okay, 00:59:50.238 --> 00:59:51.761 align:center I kept getting blocked. 00:59:51.762 --> 00:59:55.286 align:center Xavier, I need you to guarantee 00:59:55.287 --> 00:59:59.986 align:center that he has to be extremely, extremely important. 00:59:59.987 --> 01:00:02.076 align:center A hundred percent. This is big. 01:00:02.773 --> 01:00:03.817 align:center The biggest. 01:00:04.644 --> 01:00:05.688 align:center A whale. 01:00:05.689 --> 01:00:06.906 align:center You think it's a whale? 01:00:06.907 --> 01:00:08.560 align:center A whale, definitely. 01:00:09.910 --> 01:00:11.128 align:center Okay. Okay. 01:00:11.129 --> 01:00:12.869 align:center These are the chats. 01:00:25.752 --> 01:00:27.187 align:center How can we catch him? 01:00:27.188 --> 01:00:29.842 align:center We have to go there and be the bait, 01:00:29.843 --> 01:00:31.888 align:center because I can tell you one thing, 01:00:31.889 --> 01:00:35.108 align:center he's not coming to the fucking Jersey Shore. 01:00:35.109 --> 01:00:39.112 align:center You can't go over my head to relocate shoots, Chris. 01:00:39.113 --> 01:00:41.985 align:center Do you realize what that communicates to the network? 01:00:41.986 --> 01:00:45.641 align:center It makes me look like I don't know what I am doing. 01:00:45.642 --> 01:00:48.644 align:center We had a full docket of guys coming to the Jersey Shore. 01:00:48.645 --> 01:00:50.210 align:center The flight is now boarding. 01:00:50.211 --> 01:00:52.386 align:center We have no plan. 01:00:52.387 --> 01:00:56.042 align:center We are chasing a man without a name. 01:00:56.043 --> 01:00:57.130 align:center Guys, the-- 01:00:57.131 --> 01:00:58.436 align:center sorry to interrupt. 01:00:58.437 --> 01:01:00.307 align:center Uh, does the show cover snacks for the flight? 01:01:00.308 --> 01:01:01.439 align:center I'd love to grab some gum 01:01:01.440 --> 01:01:04.050 align:center if it's not too much of a thing. 01:01:04.051 --> 01:01:05.270 align:center Yeah? 01:01:10.623 --> 01:01:12.363 align:center Sorry. Thanks, thank you. 01:01:12.364 --> 01:01:13.451 align:center Saddam Hussein's verdict 01:01:13.452 --> 01:01:15.496 align:center speeds through deliberation. 01:01:15.497 --> 01:01:18.369 align:center Political leaders urge for calm in the streets 01:01:18.370 --> 01:01:21.241 align:center as Saddam prepares to get what he deserves. 01:01:21.242 --> 01:01:22.895 align:center An open-ended curfew... 01:01:29.381 --> 01:01:31.035 align:center What's going on with you? 01:01:36.431 --> 01:01:38.345 align:center I need to do something big. 01:01:38.346 --> 01:01:40.086 align:center Bigger than Lost. 01:01:40.087 --> 01:01:41.305 align:center I'm Stone Phillips 01:01:41.306 --> 01:01:43.177 align:center and this is Dateline NBC. 01:01:44.309 --> 01:01:45.701 align:center In Murphy, 01:01:45.702 --> 01:01:48.705 align:center we got more firepower than Satan himself. 01:01:49.836 --> 01:01:50.924 align:center M4 carbine, 01:01:52.230 --> 01:01:53.797 align:center H&K MP5, 01:01:54.928 --> 01:01:57.843 align:center grenade launcher, you name it. 01:01:57.844 --> 01:02:01.892 align:center Many of us here served together during Desert Storm. 01:02:02.980 --> 01:02:05.372 align:center I can assure you, Mr. Hansen, 01:02:05.373 --> 01:02:06.678 align:center you're not gonna find 01:02:06.679 --> 01:02:09.246 align:center a police force with more oomph. 01:02:09.247 --> 01:02:12.292 align:center And after this show airs on Wednesday night, 01:02:12.293 --> 01:02:15.339 align:center no pervert will dare set foot in Murphy again. 01:02:15.340 --> 01:02:16.733 align:center After we're done, 01:02:18.212 --> 01:02:20.562 align:center this will be the safest town in America. 01:02:21.868 --> 01:02:23.521 align:center Now let's have some barbecue. 01:02:25.611 --> 01:02:26.785 align:center Chief Gunn? 01:02:26.786 --> 01:02:29.440 align:center It's nice to put the face with the face. 01:02:29.441 --> 01:02:32.095 align:center I gotta tell you, hoss, they don't wanna give us funding. 01:02:32.096 --> 01:02:33.574 align:center That's awful. And this is 01:02:33.575 --> 01:02:35.446 align:center really, really gonna help us out a lot. 01:02:35.447 --> 01:02:36.621 align:center Thank you so, so much. 01:02:36.622 --> 01:02:37.883 align:center - What's your name, hoss? - This is my team. 01:02:37.884 --> 01:02:38.884 align:center Xavier Von Erck. 01:02:38.885 --> 01:02:39.972 align:center - Xavier. - Yes. 01:02:39.973 --> 01:02:41.452 align:center All right. Are you not hot, hoss? 01:02:41.453 --> 01:02:42.670 align:center - No, no. - Xavier's the reason 01:02:42.671 --> 01:02:44.411 align:center we're all here. This is Dan Plum. 01:02:44.412 --> 01:02:45.804 align:center He is one of our operatives. 01:02:45.805 --> 01:02:47.719 align:center - Dan Plum. Actor. - Del Harvey. It's an honor. 01:02:47.720 --> 01:02:48.981 align:center All right. Honor's all mine. 01:02:48.982 --> 01:02:50.461 align:center Now what does that mean, "Nin"? 01:02:50.462 --> 01:02:53.029 align:center Uh, it's an industrial metal group, 01:02:53.030 --> 01:02:54.378 align:center uh, called, "Nine Inch Nails". 01:02:54.379 --> 01:02:55.771 align:center Gator, bring the cuffs. 01:02:55.772 --> 01:02:57.207 align:center She's got nine-inch nails on her. 01:02:57.208 --> 01:02:58.948 align:center Yeah, that's right. 01:02:58.949 --> 01:03:00.776 align:center And hi, I am Andie Bender. 01:03:00.777 --> 01:03:02.038 align:center - Andie Bender. - I am a producer, 01:03:02.039 --> 01:03:03.387 align:center and it's so wonderful to be here. 01:03:03.388 --> 01:03:04.823 align:center - Nice to meet you. - I'm so excited. 01:03:04.824 --> 01:03:06.477 align:center I really wanna check out your equipment here. 01:03:06.478 --> 01:03:09.175 align:center Well, come on, hoss. Let me show you how this works. 01:03:09.176 --> 01:03:11.264 align:center I'd love to meet-- kind of meet in private. 01:03:11.265 --> 01:03:13.092 align:center I mean, this is really sort of my operation. 01:03:13.093 --> 01:03:14.441 align:center Sure. So it'd be really good 01:03:14.442 --> 01:03:15.791 align:center to sort of coordinate our efforts. 01:03:15.792 --> 01:03:17.401 align:center Yeah, let's coordinate. 01:03:17.402 --> 01:03:20.491 align:center So you can sound like a little boy. 01:03:20.492 --> 01:03:21.885 align:center Or a little girl. 01:03:23.103 --> 01:03:24.669 align:center It depends on what they want me to be. 01:03:24.670 --> 01:03:27.150 align:center I'm kind of a mirror to reflect back at them 01:03:27.151 --> 01:03:28.238 align:center what they want. 01:03:28.239 --> 01:03:29.587 align:center I'm Chris Hansen-- 01:03:30.937 --> 01:03:32.546 align:center With Dateline NBC, and we're doing a story 01:03:32.547 --> 01:03:34.853 align:center on adults who like to meet young teens online. 01:03:35.942 --> 01:03:37.334 align:center And next week, 01:03:37.335 --> 01:03:39.292 align:center thePredator team is in Fort Myers, Florida. 01:03:40.817 --> 01:03:42.252 align:center While you may have thought the stories 01:03:42.253 --> 01:03:43.601 align:center this week were unusual. 01:03:43.602 --> 01:03:45.124 align:center The story of the man you'll meet next week... 01:03:45.125 --> 01:03:46.212 align:center - Peter? - ...is 01:03:46.213 --> 01:03:47.735 align:center downright bizarre. 01:03:47.736 --> 01:03:50.042 align:center I guess I thought maybe we could hang out in the kitchen. 01:03:50.043 --> 01:03:52.218 align:center This potential predator walks into the house... 01:03:52.219 --> 01:03:53.480 align:center I brought something. 01:03:53.481 --> 01:03:55.047 align:center Oh, yeah? Takes off his clothes 01:03:55.048 --> 01:03:57.136 align:center and whips out a common dessert ingredient, 01:03:57.137 --> 01:03:58.659 align:center much to the surprise of our decoy... 01:03:58.660 --> 01:03:59.835 align:center What's going on here? 01:03:59.836 --> 01:04:01.053 align:center ...who, after this episode, 01:04:01.054 --> 01:04:02.925 align:center may never order a hot fudge sundae again. 01:04:05.363 --> 01:04:07.059 align:center Yeah! Whoo! 01:04:07.060 --> 01:04:08.931 align:center Cheers, buddy. Cherry popped, baby. 01:04:08.932 --> 01:04:10.062 align:center Yeah! 01:04:10.063 --> 01:04:11.499 align:center - Yeah! - Whoo! 01:04:23.468 --> 01:04:24.555 align:center Hello? 01:04:24.556 --> 01:04:26.296 align:center Hey. What's up? 01:04:26.297 --> 01:04:27.950 align:center I'm-- I'm naked. 01:04:27.951 --> 01:04:29.212 align:center We met on TV. 01:04:29.213 --> 01:04:31.083 align:center I'm that pervert that showed you, 01:04:31.084 --> 01:04:32.955 align:center showed you my penis. 01:04:32.956 --> 01:04:34.521 align:center And now I'm in prison. 01:04:34.522 --> 01:04:35.871 align:center Please let me out. 01:04:35.872 --> 01:04:39.309 align:center Dude, it's me. It's Troy. 01:04:39.310 --> 01:04:40.354 align:center Don't worry. 01:04:41.181 --> 01:04:42.616 align:center You saw my teaser? 01:04:42.617 --> 01:04:44.705 align:center Me and Amanda, and fucking Sobo 01:04:44.706 --> 01:04:47.883 align:center and Christian, Rajiv, we're all freaking partying. 01:04:47.884 --> 01:04:49.754 align:center We just watched it, man. 01:04:49.755 --> 01:04:52.062 align:center W-- what'd you think? Did you think I was good? 01:04:53.802 --> 01:04:55.282 align:center I mean, 01:04:56.893 --> 01:04:58.329 align:center yeah, it doesn't matter, right? 01:05:00.853 --> 01:05:02.594 align:center What do you mean it doesn't matter? 01:05:04.813 --> 01:05:06.727 align:center What kind of answer is that? 01:05:06.728 --> 01:05:08.338 align:center Dude, I mean, like, 01:05:08.339 --> 01:05:10.079 align:center here's the thing is that you were only on screen 01:05:10.080 --> 01:05:12.211 align:center for like, 0.1 seconds. 01:05:12.212 --> 01:05:14.431 align:center Being all scared of a predator. 01:05:14.432 --> 01:05:17.521 align:center Yeah, that's the character. That-- that's the point. 01:05:17.522 --> 01:05:19.349 align:center As your friend, I'm proud, 01:05:19.350 --> 01:05:20.611 align:center but if I was a random viewer, 01:05:20.612 --> 01:05:23.920 align:center I would think absolutely 0.0% about you. 01:05:25.051 --> 01:05:26.356 align:center I mean, dude, here's the thing. 01:05:26.357 --> 01:05:28.097 align:center You were on TV. 01:05:28.098 --> 01:05:29.750 align:center I wish I was on TV. 01:05:29.751 --> 01:05:31.230 align:center That would be amazing. 01:05:31.231 --> 01:05:33.842 align:center Maybe you're not on TV, 'cause you're a bad actor. 01:05:34.626 --> 01:05:35.843 align:center What'd you say? 01:05:35.844 --> 01:05:37.410 align:center I know you don't mean that shit, dude-- 01:06:09.356 --> 01:06:11.662 align:center Hi, you've reached the Hansens. 01:06:11.663 --> 01:06:14.578 align:center We're so sorry we can't come to the phone right now, 01:06:14.579 --> 01:06:16.623 align:center but please leave a message... 01:06:16.624 --> 01:06:18.844 align:center And we hope you have a wonderful day. 01:07:00.538 --> 01:07:01.539 align:center Sorry. 01:07:08.154 --> 01:07:09.677 align:center Try not to be afraid of the ball. 01:07:21.646 --> 01:07:24.735 align:center It's weird seeing myself on TV. 01:07:24.736 --> 01:07:27.912 align:center I think also my-- my friends don't really understand. 01:07:27.913 --> 01:07:29.479 align:center Sorry. 01:07:29.480 --> 01:07:30.654 align:center I can get it. 01:07:30.655 --> 01:07:31.829 align:center It's all right. 01:07:31.830 --> 01:07:33.570 align:center My friends don't really understand 01:07:33.571 --> 01:07:34.658 align:center what I'm doing here. 01:07:38.706 --> 01:07:40.186 align:center How could they understand, Dan? 01:07:43.798 --> 01:07:44.799 align:center Here. 01:07:52.372 --> 01:07:53.765 align:center I want you to have this. 01:07:56.115 --> 01:07:57.681 align:center I think it's a little big. 01:07:57.682 --> 01:07:58.857 align:center You'll grow into it. 01:08:01.164 --> 01:08:02.207 align:center Close your eyes. 01:08:06.952 --> 01:08:09.258 align:center It's 1996. 01:08:10.999 --> 01:08:12.349 align:center You're inPandalam. 01:08:14.133 --> 01:08:15.221 align:center It's in India. 01:08:18.529 --> 01:08:19.965 align:center At a cottage bar. 01:08:21.488 --> 01:08:24.621 align:center A few drinks in, a local approaches you 01:08:24.622 --> 01:08:27.407 align:center and asks if you're covering missing children. 01:08:29.279 --> 01:08:31.236 align:center You don't know what he's talking about, 01:08:31.237 --> 01:08:32.760 align:center so he tells you. 01:08:40.464 --> 01:08:43.075 align:center All across the southern state of India, 01:08:44.685 --> 01:08:46.687 align:center children are disappearing at night. 01:08:51.344 --> 01:08:52.650 align:center It's clinical. 01:08:54.130 --> 01:08:55.304 align:center No village ever hit twice. 01:08:55.305 --> 01:08:56.653 align:center Nadip? 01:08:56.654 --> 01:08:58.437 align:center No suspects. 01:08:58.438 --> 01:09:00.397 align:center Nadip? 01:09:03.182 --> 01:09:04.922 align:center So the villagers start turning on each other, 01:09:04.923 --> 01:09:06.446 align:center and the lynching begins. 01:09:13.061 --> 01:09:15.498 align:center In the surrounding jungle, 01:09:15.499 --> 01:09:19.023 align:center they find the children in bits. 01:09:19.024 --> 01:09:20.503 align:center Chris, can I open my eyes now? 01:09:20.504 --> 01:09:21.766 align:center No, not yet. 01:09:22.419 --> 01:09:23.681 align:center The authorities 01:09:24.812 --> 01:09:26.509 align:center said it was wolves. 01:09:29.034 --> 01:09:30.688 align:center But I found a witness. 01:09:34.257 --> 01:09:35.693 align:center The young girl who gave me that bracelet, 01:09:37.260 --> 01:09:38.652 align:center she told me what she saw. 01:09:40.785 --> 01:09:41.916 align:center A darkness 01:09:43.396 --> 01:09:44.831 align:center that cannot be understood. 01:09:44.832 --> 01:09:46.182 align:center Nadip? 01:09:47.487 --> 01:09:50.838 align:center That exists outside of time and space. 01:09:52.797 --> 01:09:54.190 align:center Not a man, 01:09:56.496 --> 01:09:57.888 align:center a monster. 01:10:01.980 --> 01:10:03.286 align:center No one believed this girl, 01:10:04.287 --> 01:10:05.810 align:center but I did. 01:10:07.638 --> 01:10:09.553 align:center So you can tell your friends 01:10:10.771 --> 01:10:12.730 align:center that is what we're doing. 01:10:14.122 --> 01:10:18.126 align:center We're cleansing the world of an ancient evil, 01:10:19.476 --> 01:10:23.393 align:center and that evil waits for us in Murphy. 01:10:26.744 --> 01:10:28.223 align:center The whale? 01:10:28.224 --> 01:10:29.834 align:center The whale. 01:10:33.185 --> 01:10:35.447 align:center And he's an Indian guy? 01:10:41.628 --> 01:10:42.933 align:center Chris Hansen. 01:10:42.934 --> 01:10:45.152 align:center Chris. He messaged me, Chris. 01:10:45.153 --> 01:10:46.284 align:center He's coming. 01:10:46.285 --> 01:10:47.807 align:center We've gotta move. 01:11:02.214 --> 01:11:03.781 align:center "Are you playing with it? 01:11:05.870 --> 01:11:07.263 align:center "Masturbated today? 01:11:09.221 --> 01:11:11.483 align:center "Have you masturbated today? 01:11:11.484 --> 01:11:12.877 align:center "Have you masturbated?" 01:11:13.704 --> 01:11:15.226 align:center Who-- who called you all? 01:11:15.227 --> 01:11:16.662 align:center Xavier. 01:11:16.663 --> 01:11:18.534 align:center Look, I know that, that we were set to go tomorrow, 01:11:18.535 --> 01:11:19.926 align:center - and the bogey's coming now-- - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 01:11:19.927 --> 01:11:22.233 align:center But listen, my hands are tied. I've got four Sonys 01:11:22.234 --> 01:11:23.626 align:center - in the living room and I-- - Uh-huh, yeah. 01:11:24.758 --> 01:11:26.716 align:center Three Sonys. Goddamn it. 01:11:26.717 --> 01:11:29.371 align:center Uh, get what you can how you can. 01:11:29.372 --> 01:11:31.634 align:center Uh, you two, I need you both on keyboards and anyone 01:11:31.635 --> 01:11:33.636 align:center that you had coming tomorrow, get them here tonight. 01:11:33.637 --> 01:11:36.682 align:center T-minus, five minutes. Everybody in position. 01:11:36.683 --> 01:11:38.467 align:center Brace yourselves. 01:11:38.468 --> 01:11:39.772 align:center We have to go. 01:11:43.037 --> 01:11:45.778 align:center Hey, is this him? 01:11:45.779 --> 01:11:46.998 align:center Is this the whale? 01:11:47.912 --> 01:11:50.349 align:center Need to know basis, Andie. 01:11:51.176 --> 01:11:52.351 align:center Yeah, I need to know. 01:11:54.397 --> 01:11:55.702 align:center Are you playing with it? 01:11:56.616 --> 01:11:57.834 align:center Have you masturbated today? 01:11:57.835 --> 01:11:59.662 align:center Masturbated today? 01:11:59.663 --> 01:12:00.793 align:center Is your dick out? 01:12:00.794 --> 01:12:03.536 align:center Do you like to kiss? Cuddle? 01:12:05.408 --> 01:12:06.669 align:center Do you like to kiss? 01:12:06.670 --> 01:12:08.062 align:center I know you're coming. 01:12:22.294 --> 01:12:23.643 align:center Enhance the car. 01:12:24.427 --> 01:12:26.428 align:center Enhance. 01:12:26.429 --> 01:12:27.994 align:center Frag, tell the cops to get in position. 01:12:27.995 --> 01:12:29.126 align:center Got it. 01:12:29.127 --> 01:12:31.434 align:center Fuck, it's fucking grainy. 01:12:32.913 --> 01:12:34.350 align:center He's not getting out. 01:12:36.003 --> 01:12:37.657 align:center Are they in or did they get out? 01:12:39.180 --> 01:12:40.180 align:center You have 01:12:40.181 --> 01:12:42.922 align:center one new message. 01:12:42.923 --> 01:12:44.576 align:center Hey, Chris. 01:12:44.577 --> 01:12:47.013 align:center I'm getting the feeling you're ignoring me. 01:12:49.103 --> 01:12:51.235 align:center Listen here, champ, 01:12:51.236 --> 01:12:56.109 align:center I need sources, and you're not giving me a lot of options. 01:12:56.110 --> 01:12:57.850 align:center You don't give me a comment, 01:12:57.851 --> 01:13:00.506 align:center I'm gonna get to everyone in your life. 01:13:02.334 --> 01:13:04.380 align:center Don't make this harder than it needs to be. 01:13:14.868 --> 01:13:16.826 align:center What the fuck is he doing? 01:13:16.827 --> 01:13:17.958 align:center What's he doing? 01:13:19.612 --> 01:13:20.873 align:center Does anybody hear me? I don't understand. 01:13:20.874 --> 01:13:22.398 align:center Could you stop being in my face? 01:13:50.904 --> 01:13:51.991 align:center Do you know how much money 01:13:51.992 --> 01:13:54.124 align:center this is costing every fucking second? 01:13:54.125 --> 01:13:55.952 align:center You don't, because I do the budget. 01:13:55.953 --> 01:13:57.170 align:center You don't do my job, 01:13:57.171 --> 01:13:58.389 align:center I do my-- 01:14:01.611 --> 01:14:03.308 align:center What happened? 01:14:06.180 --> 01:14:07.225 align:center It's empty. 01:14:08.574 --> 01:14:09.706 align:center What do you mean? 01:14:13.361 --> 01:14:15.450 align:center The car drove itself? 01:14:15.451 --> 01:14:17.364 align:center What the fuck? 01:14:17.365 --> 01:14:18.410 align:center What? 01:14:20.934 --> 01:14:23.763 align:center Um, guys, they know we're here. 01:14:25.852 --> 01:14:27.331 align:center How the hell is this possible? 01:14:27.332 --> 01:14:28.419 align:center Hackers. 01:14:28.420 --> 01:14:29.899 align:center That doesn't make fucking sense. 01:14:29.900 --> 01:14:31.944 align:center We're dealing with forces beyond our control here, Harv. 01:14:31.945 --> 01:14:33.730 align:center Okay, okay. We need to change houses. 01:14:34.861 --> 01:14:36.297 align:center Okay. 01:14:41.389 --> 01:14:42.390 align:center Chris, 01:14:43.304 --> 01:14:44.784 align:center we need to change houses. 01:14:48.353 --> 01:14:49.833 align:center We're not leaving. 01:14:51.008 --> 01:14:55.185 align:center Well, Chris, no one will come to this house 01:14:55.186 --> 01:14:56.795 align:center if they know that we are here, 01:14:56.796 --> 01:15:00.756 align:center and we are also over a 100K in the hole. 01:15:00.757 --> 01:15:02.366 align:center It's not about money for me. 01:15:02.367 --> 01:15:03.846 align:center It's-- it is about money. 01:15:03.847 --> 01:15:05.543 align:center What are you doing? Where are we going? 01:15:05.544 --> 01:15:06.718 align:center What are you doing? 01:15:06.719 --> 01:15:08.415 align:center Chris. 01:15:08.416 --> 01:15:10.635 align:center I'm not leaving till the whale comes. 01:15:10.636 --> 01:15:12.376 align:center No, no. 01:15:12.377 --> 01:15:14.857 align:center Wait. Hey, hey, hey, hey. 01:15:14.858 --> 01:15:15.988 align:center Chris. 01:15:15.989 --> 01:15:17.513 align:center We're not leaving. 01:15:19.732 --> 01:15:23.692 align:center I swear to fucking God that if you do not get 01:15:23.693 --> 01:15:26.912 align:center your shit together, 01:15:26.913 --> 01:15:30.394 align:center I will call the network, motherfucker. 01:15:32.876 --> 01:15:36.226 align:center Hey, can you hear me? 01:15:36.227 --> 01:15:37.923 align:center - Yeah. - Do you understand 01:15:37.924 --> 01:15:40.231 align:center what I am saying to you? 01:15:41.058 --> 01:15:42.624 align:center I am pulling the plug. 01:15:42.625 --> 01:15:44.060 align:center The whale is coming. 01:15:44.061 --> 01:15:46.192 align:center WRESTLINGDUDEEASTTEXAS didn't get the memo. 01:15:46.193 --> 01:15:47.585 align:center He's pulling up right now. 01:15:47.586 --> 01:15:48.847 align:center Chris! The whale. 01:15:48.848 --> 01:15:50.545 align:center - Get up! - There's no show 01:15:50.546 --> 01:15:52.372 align:center - without the whale. - Chris! 01:15:52.373 --> 01:15:55.114 align:center Jesus fucking Christ. 01:15:56.813 --> 01:15:59.903 align:center Hey, come on in. 01:16:00.947 --> 01:16:02.775 align:center You come here. 01:16:03.602 --> 01:16:05.082 align:center No, you come here! 01:16:26.233 --> 01:16:27.757 align:center I'm just in here. 01:16:30.629 --> 01:16:32.325 align:center Pretty nice place you got here. 01:16:32.326 --> 01:16:33.371 align:center Yeah. 01:16:35.939 --> 01:16:36.983 align:center So what's up? 01:16:37.897 --> 01:16:38.941 align:center Nothing. 01:16:38.942 --> 01:16:40.377 align:center Did you bring the razors? 01:16:40.378 --> 01:16:41.900 align:center Sure did. 01:16:41.901 --> 01:16:43.206 align:center What did you wanna do with them? 01:16:43.207 --> 01:16:45.121 align:center I was kinda confused. 01:16:45.122 --> 01:16:46.297 align:center Oh. 01:16:47.211 --> 01:16:48.734 align:center I'll show you later. 01:16:52.129 --> 01:16:54.521 align:center You probably go to a lot of boys' homes, huh? 01:16:54.522 --> 01:16:55.654 align:center Nah. 01:16:56.873 --> 01:16:59.744 align:center Don't even get out of the house much. 01:16:59.745 --> 01:17:01.617 align:center Barely make it off the computer., 01:17:12.105 --> 01:17:13.193 align:center You all right? 01:17:13.933 --> 01:17:14.934 align:center Mmm-hmm. 01:17:23.726 --> 01:17:24.901 align:center You said, 01:17:27.991 --> 01:17:29.818 align:center "I wish I could hug you." 01:17:29.819 --> 01:17:31.776 align:center That'd be nice. 01:17:31.777 --> 01:17:34.518 align:center Uh, why-- why are you reading that? 01:17:34.519 --> 01:17:40.611 align:center Then you said, "Can I be your first at sex?" 01:17:40.612 --> 01:17:44.007 align:center I mean, if that's what you wanted to do. 01:17:51.841 --> 01:17:54.060 align:center What in the world are you doing here? 01:17:55.409 --> 01:17:56.801 align:center I'm just hanging out 01:17:56.802 --> 01:17:57.976 align:center with you, man. 01:17:57.977 --> 01:18:01.371 align:center Hanging out with a 13-year-old? 01:18:01.372 --> 01:18:04.374 align:center Look, I'm just gonna leave. 01:18:04.375 --> 01:18:06.463 align:center Well, if you wanna leave, you're free to go, 01:18:06.464 --> 01:18:09.597 align:center but before you do, you should know I'm not 13. 01:18:10.337 --> 01:18:11.598 align:center I'm 23. 01:18:11.599 --> 01:18:15.342 align:center My real name is Dan Plum, and you're on TV. 01:18:16.692 --> 01:18:19.258 align:center Whoa, wait a second. 01:18:19.259 --> 01:18:20.999 align:center I don't wanna be on TV. 01:18:21.000 --> 01:18:22.698 align:center I'm a professionally-trained actor... 01:18:24.221 --> 01:18:26.265 align:center and I'm helping tell a story on bad guys 01:18:26.266 --> 01:18:28.311 align:center who try to meet kids online. 01:18:28.312 --> 01:18:32.969 align:center And I hope you remember my face as the face... 01:18:36.059 --> 01:18:42.108 align:center that you saw when everything changed. 01:18:44.720 --> 01:18:47.374 align:center Look, I-- I'm just gonna go. 01:18:52.423 --> 01:18:54.250 align:center Police Officer don't move! 01:18:57.994 --> 01:19:00.039 align:center Get down! Get down! 01:19:25.456 --> 01:19:28.938 align:center You know, in the old days 01:19:29.982 --> 01:19:32.898 align:center when people would act so depraved, 01:19:34.726 --> 01:19:37.120 align:center they'd drag you down to the town square, 01:19:39.339 --> 01:19:41.166 align:center tie you to a post, 01:19:41.167 --> 01:19:45.824 align:center and whip you for all to see. 01:19:48.392 --> 01:19:53.440 align:center There used to be a pillory in every civilized town. 01:19:56.356 --> 01:19:59.969 align:center Now there's a television in every home, 01:20:02.058 --> 01:20:03.799 align:center and I'm on it. 01:20:07.280 --> 01:20:08.673 align:center So are you, Dan. 01:20:14.113 --> 01:20:17.028 align:center Hi, Patty. It's Andie. 01:20:17.029 --> 01:20:23.383 align:center Um, gosh, I keep asking myself, "What am I doing?" 01:20:24.297 --> 01:20:28.823 align:center Which I guess is a variant of what would you do. 01:20:28.824 --> 01:20:32.610 align:center So I think that this is a good sign. 01:20:35.265 --> 01:20:40.530 align:center Mr. Quinones, I'd be curious about how we mesh. 01:20:40.531 --> 01:20:41.575 align:center Um... 01:20:47.146 --> 01:20:49.104 align:center And I'm-- I'm hoping you know, 01:20:49.105 --> 01:20:52.107 align:center if he really is a-- a nice guy, 01:20:52.108 --> 01:20:53.979 align:center hey, maybe it'll rub off on me. 01:21:17.133 --> 01:21:19.657 align:center The Enquirer is gonna release a story about me. 01:21:22.094 --> 01:21:23.400 align:center I'm not worried. 01:21:25.663 --> 01:21:26.882 align:center I can fix this. 01:21:28.100 --> 01:21:29.406 align:center We just need to get him. 01:21:31.016 --> 01:21:32.452 align:center How old is she? 01:21:38.545 --> 01:21:40.634 align:center She's 30, Andie. 01:21:44.290 --> 01:21:45.509 align:center Bravo. 01:21:46.597 --> 01:21:48.729 align:center We can't let him get away. 01:21:56.389 --> 01:21:59.697 align:center All I need is for you to believe. 01:22:04.528 --> 01:22:05.790 align:center I'm done. 01:22:06.660 --> 01:22:13.318 align:center Andie, the whale is coming. 01:22:26.942 --> 01:22:29.247 align:center Chris, Chris, Chris! 01:22:29.248 --> 01:22:34.905 align:center He's back, and he sent photos! 01:22:34.906 --> 01:22:37.342 align:center Don't think that's him. 01:22:37.343 --> 01:22:40.737 align:center I think it's pulled from some A&M bio major's profile. 01:22:42.958 --> 01:22:45.002 align:center He's randy. 01:22:45.003 --> 01:22:48.224 align:center He's given us more in a night than he has in a week. 01:22:49.268 --> 01:22:51.401 align:center It's right here. 01:23:01.280 --> 01:23:02.324 align:center Come on. 01:23:07.721 --> 01:23:09.114 align:center Fuck. 01:23:31.571 --> 01:23:32.572 align:center Come on. 01:23:37.534 --> 01:23:38.709 align:center Holy fuck! 01:23:39.666 --> 01:23:41.102 align:center He couldn't resist me. 01:23:41.103 --> 01:23:43.018 align:center Look it up! 01:24:00.165 --> 01:24:01.514 align:center Who are you? 01:24:29.890 --> 01:24:30.977 align:center Hello, 01:24:30.978 --> 01:24:32.109 align:center you've reached District Attorney 01:24:32.110 --> 01:24:34.198 align:center Bill Conradt's landline. 01:24:34.199 --> 01:24:37.768 align:center If you voted for me for county judge, thank you. 01:24:39.770 --> 01:24:42.554 align:center Hey, Will. It's Luke. 01:24:42.555 --> 01:24:46.471 align:center Why don't you pick up and we could talk more? 01:24:46.472 --> 01:24:49.648 align:center I'm in town for one more day... 01:24:49.649 --> 01:24:51.128 align:center Morning, Lewis. to see my aunt. 01:24:51.129 --> 01:24:53.130 align:center Hi, Jerry. And um, 01:24:53.131 --> 01:24:55.654 align:center she's gonna be gone for the night. 01:24:55.655 --> 01:24:59.006 align:center - Morning. - So try me back. 01:24:59.703 --> 01:25:01.704 align:center Hey, Cortland. 01:25:01.705 --> 01:25:02.922 align:center Hey, Mr. Conradt. 01:25:02.923 --> 01:25:04.402 align:center Good morning. It is. 01:25:04.403 --> 01:25:05.969 align:center I still got that bourbon. 01:25:05.970 --> 01:25:07.710 align:center You know where to find me. 01:25:07.711 --> 01:25:10.060 align:center Mmm, I do. 01:25:10.061 --> 01:25:12.062 align:center Now, as a district attorney, 01:25:12.063 --> 01:25:15.935 align:center I've seen all sorts of horrible behavior, 01:25:15.936 --> 01:25:19.200 align:center and I understand how people can see criminals 01:25:19.201 --> 01:25:20.941 align:center as other than human. 01:25:23.074 --> 01:25:26.337 align:center Despite the child endangerment we have substantiated, 01:25:26.338 --> 01:25:29.820 align:center the defendant here is not a monster. 01:25:30.734 --> 01:25:31.996 align:center He's a man. 01:25:33.519 --> 01:25:37.783 align:center But he has brought a disease to our community, 01:25:37.784 --> 01:25:41.657 align:center and by putting this man away we send a message, 01:25:41.658 --> 01:25:47.097 align:center a message that we like our slice of Texas just how it is, 01:25:47.098 --> 01:25:49.622 align:center and we intend to keep it that way. 01:26:15.300 --> 01:26:17.128 align:center "Could I feel your cock? 01:26:18.738 --> 01:26:20.131 align:center "How thick are you? 01:26:24.396 --> 01:26:25.876 align:center "I like younger. 01:26:27.617 --> 01:26:29.749 align:center "Are you gonna fuck me? 01:26:31.011 --> 01:26:33.013 align:center "Do I get to fuck you, too? 01:26:35.538 --> 01:26:37.279 align:center "Do you like to kiss? 01:26:38.541 --> 01:26:39.542 align:center "Cuddle?" 01:26:42.022 --> 01:26:46.939 align:center Did you cum a lot when you J slash O question mark? 01:26:46.940 --> 01:26:49.682 align:center Fuck! He's back! He's back! 01:26:54.121 --> 01:26:55.600 align:center Let's call him, man. 01:26:55.601 --> 01:26:57.123 align:center Where's my decoy? 01:26:57.124 --> 01:26:58.648 align:center Hey, man, I'm sorry. 01:27:00.563 --> 01:27:02.956 align:center That w-- that sucked, man. That wasn't cool, man. 01:27:13.140 --> 01:27:15.098 align:center Yo, you've reached Troy. 01:27:15.099 --> 01:27:16.665 align:center For commercial work, please reach out 01:27:16.666 --> 01:27:19.407 align:center - to Sunshine Valley Talent. - Where's my decoy? 01:27:19.408 --> 01:27:20.799 align:center For me, just leave a message. 01:27:22.367 --> 01:27:23.629 align:center Hey, man. 01:27:25.196 --> 01:27:26.197 align:center Um... 01:27:27.590 --> 01:27:28.633 align:center Decoy Dan! 01:27:28.634 --> 01:27:29.896 align:center Uh. 01:27:31.289 --> 01:27:34.684 align:center Decoy Dan! 01:27:57.968 --> 01:27:59.012 align:center Hi. 01:28:00.449 --> 01:28:02.363 align:center Are you coming over? 01:28:02.364 --> 01:28:05.670 align:center I'm uh, thinking about it. 01:28:05.671 --> 01:28:07.498 align:center Oh, you haven't left yet? 01:28:07.499 --> 01:28:09.239 align:center No. 01:28:09.240 --> 01:28:12.024 align:center Well, are you coming over or not? 01:28:12.025 --> 01:28:15.638 align:center Well, a little later. 01:28:16.682 --> 01:28:18.074 align:center Mmm. 01:28:18.075 --> 01:28:19.945 align:center What do you wanna do? 01:28:19.946 --> 01:28:21.165 align:center What do you like? 01:28:24.690 --> 01:28:26.126 align:center I like musicals. 01:28:29.565 --> 01:28:32.218 align:center Maybe we could watch one and hang out. 01:28:32.219 --> 01:28:33.785 align:center That would be nice. 01:28:33.786 --> 01:28:37.224 align:center Have you ever tried Vegemite? 01:28:39.531 --> 01:28:40.705 align:center What's that? 01:28:42.186 --> 01:28:44.449 align:center Have you ever been to Australia? 01:28:45.058 --> 01:28:46.102 align:center Uh-uh. 01:28:46.103 --> 01:28:47.712 align:center Oh, I-- 01:28:47.713 --> 01:28:51.150 align:center Well, I just uh, I love it. 01:28:51.151 --> 01:28:54.285 align:center I've seen the most beautiful things in my life there. 01:28:55.547 --> 01:28:56.808 align:center The kangaroos. 01:28:56.809 --> 01:28:58.115 align:center Cock. 01:28:59.682 --> 01:29:01.423 align:center They're my favorite animals. 01:29:03.468 --> 01:29:04.816 align:center That's cool. 01:29:04.817 --> 01:29:08.298 align:center Hey, anyway, I get hard like super easy. 01:29:08.299 --> 01:29:10.257 align:center Why don't you come over and make it hard? 01:29:13.696 --> 01:29:15.088 align:center I uh, 01:29:17.308 --> 01:29:18.396 align:center I gotta go. 01:29:20.790 --> 01:29:23.182 align:center I worked with that DA for 10 years. 01:29:23.183 --> 01:29:26.448 align:center He's met my wife, met my kids. 01:29:27.013 --> 01:29:28.493 align:center Christ. 01:29:30.843 --> 01:29:33.759 align:center The guy who catches the guys. 01:29:35.108 --> 01:29:38.982 align:center That boy-fucking Democrat piece of shit! 01:29:40.418 --> 01:29:41.506 align:center I'm gonna gut him. 01:29:42.159 --> 01:29:43.202 align:center Form up! 01:29:43.203 --> 01:29:46.598 align:center Cortland, I need to see him. 01:29:48.644 --> 01:29:50.123 align:center I need to look him in his eyes. 01:29:51.647 --> 01:29:54.997 align:center I need to put him on television. 01:29:54.998 --> 01:29:56.955 align:center I need to put his head on a stick. 01:29:56.956 --> 01:29:58.261 align:center Gator, we need warrants. 01:29:58.262 --> 01:29:59.349 align:center - We're going to him? - Yes. 01:29:59.350 --> 01:30:01.612 align:center We don't do that. They come to us. 01:30:01.613 --> 01:30:03.222 align:center I think we need to-- good to stick to protocol. 01:30:03.223 --> 01:30:06.878 align:center Ay-yo. All his information's disappearing. 01:30:06.879 --> 01:30:08.837 align:center - His MSN, his MySpace. - Protocol. 01:30:08.838 --> 01:30:10.273 align:center - Protocol. Protocol. - Andie. 01:30:10.274 --> 01:30:11.840 align:center Fuck protocol! 01:30:11.841 --> 01:30:13.276 align:center Andie. 01:30:13.277 --> 01:30:15.844 align:center But uh, we should really do this, by the book. 01:30:15.845 --> 01:30:17.673 align:center By the book-- 01:30:18.543 --> 01:30:20.022 align:center I need you. 01:30:20.023 --> 01:30:21.153 align:center How long's it gonna take? 01:30:21.154 --> 01:30:22.459 align:center A week, maybe two. 01:30:22.460 --> 01:30:24.026 align:center If we're going up against this man, 01:30:24.027 --> 01:30:25.636 align:center we have to dot our i's and cross our t's... 01:30:25.637 --> 01:30:28.117 align:center We don't have that kind of time. 01:30:28.118 --> 01:30:30.815 align:center While we stand here dawdling, 01:30:30.816 --> 01:30:33.644 align:center he will erase his tracks 01:30:33.645 --> 01:30:36.039 align:center if we don't get him today, 01:30:37.083 --> 01:30:42.872 align:center and then we'll lose him forever. 01:30:43.568 --> 01:30:45.482 align:center She's right. 01:30:45.483 --> 01:30:49.399 align:center Let's go y'all. Grab everything you need. 01:30:49.400 --> 01:30:50.792 align:center Good evening. 01:30:50.793 --> 01:30:52.315 align:center Go, go, go, go! 01:30:52.316 --> 01:30:53.795 align:center We have not just gathered as law enforcement... 01:30:53.796 --> 01:30:55.274 align:center Form up! 01:30:55.275 --> 01:30:57.755 align:center Let's harpoon that motherfucker. 01:30:57.756 --> 01:30:59.148 align:center ...You're part of a story 01:30:59.149 --> 01:31:00.933 align:center much bigger than yourselves. 01:31:03.849 --> 01:31:06.590 align:center Remember, we're here to make a statement. 01:31:06.591 --> 01:31:09.159 align:center Pedos are not allowed in Texas. 01:31:12.771 --> 01:31:16.513 align:center If you see the camera on you, act natural. 01:31:16.514 --> 01:31:19.037 align:center - Yes, sir! - Let's catch us a predator. 01:31:19.038 --> 01:31:20.431 align:center Yeah! Hut! Hut! 01:31:25.175 --> 01:31:26.958 align:center Mary? 01:31:26.959 --> 01:31:29.395 align:center Hello, sir. Thank you for your service. Thank you. 01:31:29.396 --> 01:31:30.441 align:center Mary. 01:31:31.616 --> 01:31:33.357 align:center Mar-- how you doing? 01:31:34.619 --> 01:31:36.315 align:center - Thank you. Mary. - Chris. 01:31:36.316 --> 01:31:37.403 align:center Mary. 01:31:37.404 --> 01:31:38.797 align:center I just received a... 01:31:39.319 --> 01:31:40.451 align:center Hello? 01:31:41.670 --> 01:31:43.932 align:center Mary, hi. 01:31:43.933 --> 01:31:45.499 align:center Hi. 01:31:45.500 --> 01:31:47.675 align:center I'm coming home tomorrow. 01:31:47.676 --> 01:31:48.806 align:center Yes. 01:31:48.807 --> 01:31:51.156 align:center And uh, I'll be there for Thanksgiving. 01:31:51.157 --> 01:31:53.116 align:center Chris, they have photos of you... 01:31:54.378 --> 01:31:55.771 align:center and some woman. 01:31:57.468 --> 01:32:00.035 align:center They're asking me for comment. 01:32:00.036 --> 01:32:02.907 align:center What do you suggest I say? 01:32:02.908 --> 01:32:04.692 align:center It's a hatchet job. There's a-- 01:32:04.693 --> 01:32:07.738 align:center they just know I'm gonna be on-- on, on national news, 01:32:07.739 --> 01:32:10.394 align:center and uh, you know, it's par for the course. 01:32:13.571 --> 01:32:15.660 align:center You're gonna be so proud of me, Mary. 01:32:19.577 --> 01:32:20.622 align:center I love you, Mary. 01:32:24.147 --> 01:32:25.757 align:center Love the boys. 01:32:26.628 --> 01:32:27.716 align:center Hey, Chris. 01:32:29.282 --> 01:32:30.848 align:center Chris, excuse me. Excuse me. 01:32:30.849 --> 01:32:32.677 align:center Mind if we get a photo real quick? 01:32:34.157 --> 01:32:35.244 align:center Sure. 01:32:35.245 --> 01:32:37.681 align:center Oh, awesome. Thanks, man. 01:32:37.682 --> 01:32:40.205 align:center I'm a big fan. 01:32:40.206 --> 01:32:41.642 align:center You're doing the Lord's work. You know that, right? 01:32:44.515 --> 01:32:46.298 align:center All right. Big smiles. 01:32:46.299 --> 01:32:48.170 align:center Big smiles, Melvin. Big smiles. 01:32:59.878 --> 01:33:02.880 align:center All right, y'all, we got him trapped like a rat. 01:33:02.881 --> 01:33:04.839 align:center Let's get some justice on camera. 01:33:18.941 --> 01:33:21.072 align:center I don't think the DA's gonna come out 01:33:21.073 --> 01:33:22.639 align:center with all this visible hardware. 01:33:22.640 --> 01:33:24.946 align:center So then how am I gonna get my interview? 01:33:24.947 --> 01:33:27.992 align:center I can have a tac team make a forced entry... 01:33:27.993 --> 01:33:29.951 align:center it's y'all's call on that one. 01:33:29.952 --> 01:33:35.610 align:center If we do that, I want cameras on your guns. 01:33:37.568 --> 01:33:38.742 align:center I don't even know if that's possible. 01:33:38.743 --> 01:33:40.222 align:center Let's make it possible. 01:33:40.223 --> 01:33:43.051 align:center Mitchell, cameras on guns! 01:33:43.052 --> 01:33:45.183 align:center I mean, how am I gonna get my fucking interview? 01:33:47.970 --> 01:33:49.710 align:center Patty, hi. 01:33:49.711 --> 01:33:51.494 align:center Finally got that offer written up for you. 01:33:51.495 --> 01:33:53.539 align:center Sorry, I can't hear you that well. 01:33:53.540 --> 01:33:56.412 align:center Oh, we are so, so excited-- 01:33:56.413 --> 01:33:57.848 align:center - Yeah. - That you're 01:33:57.849 --> 01:34:00.285 align:center - coming to the cool network. - I was thinking about it 01:34:00.286 --> 01:34:01.636 align:center and uh... 01:34:04.551 --> 01:34:06.030 align:center I don't want to. 01:34:06.031 --> 01:34:08.293 align:center Sorry? What do you mean? 01:34:08.294 --> 01:34:09.773 align:center No, I don't want to. 01:34:09.774 --> 01:34:12.080 align:center Oh God, Andie. 01:34:12.081 --> 01:34:13.690 align:center I stuck my neck out for you. 01:34:13.691 --> 01:34:15.953 align:center Well, I'm sorry if I wasted your time. 01:34:15.954 --> 01:34:17.215 align:center Why don't you take a week 01:34:17.216 --> 01:34:18.826 align:center - to think about it? - No. 01:34:20.132 --> 01:34:21.916 align:center I think you're making a big mista-- 01:34:46.028 --> 01:34:47.550 align:center I just need you to talk to him. 01:34:49.031 --> 01:34:50.162 align:center Get him outside. 01:34:51.207 --> 01:34:52.903 align:center I'll get the interview, 01:34:52.904 --> 01:34:55.037 align:center and you'll be a part of television history. 01:34:59.084 --> 01:35:00.695 align:center I can't go out there. 01:35:04.002 --> 01:35:08.658 align:center You're either with me or you're with him. 01:35:20.410 --> 01:35:22.194 align:center I don't wanna be a bad person. 01:35:27.112 --> 01:35:28.374 align:center Son... 01:35:30.072 --> 01:35:35.251 align:center your definition of bad and my definition of bad 01:35:36.295 --> 01:35:37.993 align:center are vastly different. 01:35:49.004 --> 01:35:50.221 align:center Moving in now. 01:35:50.222 --> 01:35:51.571 align:center Showtime. 01:36:18.685 --> 01:36:20.034 align:center Let's go. Let's go. 01:36:20.035 --> 01:36:21.426 align:center Whoa! Whoa! 01:36:21.427 --> 01:36:22.514 align:center Cameras! 01:36:23.821 --> 01:36:24.953 align:center Will? 01:36:27.999 --> 01:36:29.609 align:center I know you're in there. 01:36:32.047 --> 01:36:34.091 align:center Just come outside. 01:36:34.092 --> 01:36:36.138 align:center It'll be safer if you come outside. 01:36:37.922 --> 01:36:39.183 align:center I just, 01:36:39.184 --> 01:36:42.187 align:center I just wanted to watch musicals with you. 01:36:43.362 --> 01:36:44.407 align:center Yeah, I know. 01:36:51.588 --> 01:36:53.720 align:center Which one was it again? 01:36:55.722 --> 01:36:56.854 align:center Rent. 01:36:59.117 --> 01:37:01.336 align:center I think I'm in the minority of people who actually think 01:37:01.337 --> 01:37:04.730 align:center the film is better than the stage production. 01:37:06.211 --> 01:37:07.430 align:center That's funny. 01:37:12.304 --> 01:37:14.697 align:center All cameras are recording. 01:37:33.804 --> 01:37:40.637 align:center ♪ 525,600 minutes 01:37:43.379 --> 01:37:48.863 align:center ♪ 525,000 moments so dear 01:37:50.690 --> 01:37:56.044 align:center ♪ 525,600 minutes 01:37:57.784 --> 01:38:02.180 align:center ♪ How do you measure, measure a year? ♪ 01:38:04.139 --> 01:38:09.317 align:center ♪ In daylight, in sunsets, in midnights, ♪ 01:38:09.318 --> 01:38:13.234 align:center ♪ In cups of coffee, in inches ♪ 01:38:18.066 --> 01:38:19.632 align:center Hold your positions. 01:38:28.337 --> 01:38:30.381 align:center Shit! 01:38:30.382 --> 01:38:32.122 align:center 10-56, over. 01:38:38.738 --> 01:38:40.261 align:center Fire patrol's on the way. 01:38:47.443 --> 01:38:48.660 align:center Confirming we have 01:38:48.661 --> 01:38:50.010 align:center a civilian casualty. 01:38:55.103 --> 01:38:58.192 align:center I think I can make this work. 01:38:58.193 --> 01:38:59.541 align:center Medics, two minutes out. 01:38:59.542 --> 01:39:01.326 align:center Find some police to interview. 01:39:11.032 --> 01:39:12.381 align:center I like younger. 01:39:14.339 --> 01:39:15.775 align:center Do you have your dick out? 01:39:17.603 --> 01:39:18.953 align:center Are you playing with it? 01:39:21.651 --> 01:39:23.392 align:center Do you have your dick out? Are you playing with it? 01:39:25.742 --> 01:39:27.352 align:center Have you masturbated today? 01:39:30.007 --> 01:39:31.400 align:center Do you like to kiss, cuddle? 01:39:34.142 --> 01:39:35.534 align:center Can I feel your cock? 01:39:38.320 --> 01:39:39.495 align:center How thick are you? 01:39:43.064 --> 01:39:44.239 align:center Are you gonna fuck me? 01:39:45.762 --> 01:39:47.111 align:center Do I get to fuck you, too? 01:39:50.941 --> 01:39:52.247 align:center Do you have your dick out? 01:39:54.597 --> 01:39:55.554 align:center Are you playing with it? 01:39:58.949 --> 01:40:00.298 align:center Have you masturbated today? 01:40:03.823 --> 01:40:06.957 align:center Do you like to kiss, cuddle? 01:40:15.487 --> 01:40:17.228 align:center What would have happened if I wasn't here? 01:41:19.682 --> 01:41:20.943 align:center Hey. Sorry. 01:41:20.944 --> 01:41:24.991 align:center Are you uh, you Daniel Plum? 01:41:27.211 --> 01:41:28.255 align:center Mmm-hmm. Oh, man, 01:41:28.256 --> 01:41:30.213 align:center I think I have your mail. 01:41:30.214 --> 01:41:33.390 align:center Yeah, I'm, uh, 202 and a half, not 202 and a quarter. 01:41:34.566 --> 01:41:35.871 align:center Yeah. Thanks. Thank you. 01:41:35.872 --> 01:41:37.264 align:center No worries. No worries. There you go. 01:41:37.265 --> 01:41:38.526 align:center - Thank you. - You know, 01:41:38.527 --> 01:41:40.136 align:center at this point, I swear you should just like, 01:41:40.137 --> 01:41:42.399 align:center put my name down on the mail, 'cause the last three tenants 01:41:42.400 --> 01:41:44.619 align:center who have lived here, I've gotten all of their mail. 01:41:44.620 --> 01:41:45.750 align:center - Huh. - It's insane, dude. 01:41:45.751 --> 01:41:47.317 align:center - Okay. - It's like no matter 01:41:47.318 --> 01:41:51.669 align:center what I do, I cannot get them to stop putting it in my box, 01:41:51.670 --> 01:41:54.803 align:center and it says 202 and a quarter, and they're still doing it. 01:41:54.804 --> 01:41:56.500 align:center - You know what I mean? - Right. Thanks. 01:41:56.501 --> 01:41:57.980 align:center Oh, you know what? I have another package. 01:41:57.981 --> 01:41:59.156 align:center I'll grab it for you, okay? 01:42:35.323 --> 01:42:36.759 align:center All right, brother man. 01:42:37.803 --> 01:42:39.413 align:center There you go. 01:42:39.414 --> 01:42:42.720 align:center Overnight priority, Mr. Fancy Pants. 01:42:42.721 --> 01:42:44.244 align:center Hey, what's in the box? 01:42:44.245 --> 01:42:46.202 align:center What's in the box? 01:42:47.770 --> 01:42:50.641 align:center Oh, shit. Are you an actor? 01:42:50.642 --> 01:42:52.600 align:center You uh... you an actor? 01:43:49.266 --> 01:43:55.098 align:center ♪ Face painted white With blue butterflies ♪ 01:43:56.273 --> 01:43:58.232 align:center ♪ Wasting wishes On the world ♪ 01:43:59.885 --> 01:44:05.282 align:center ♪ You could go home But you would be alone ♪ 01:44:07.197 --> 01:44:13.377 align:center ♪ Birthday girl I've got it all ♪ 01:44:14.509 --> 01:44:26.260 align:center ♪ On video 01:44:27.957 --> 01:44:34.485 align:center ♪ I saw you making Angels in the snow ♪ 01:44:52.242 --> 01:44:58.813 align:center ♪ They sing so loud You can't hear yourself ♪ 01:44:58.814 --> 01:45:01.120 align:center ♪ Fragile like a child At the fair ♪ 01:45:02.731 --> 01:45:08.389 align:center ♪ You took too much But it was not enough ♪ 01:45:09.955 --> 01:45:16.571 align:center ♪ They had us all scared My china doll ♪ 01:45:21.053 --> 01:45:24.839 align:center ♪ I saw it all 01:45:24.840 --> 01:45:37.069 align:center ♪ On video 01:45:38.506 --> 01:45:45.295 align:center ♪ I saw you making Angels in the snow ♪ 01:45:48.864 --> 01:45:55.523 align:center ♪ Watching you Like a common criminal ♪ 01:45:59.222 --> 01:46:12.366 align:center ♪ On video