I had never really known what summer holidays were like.
As soon as the final exams were over.
my parents would commit me to a summer class prepping me
for the next academic year.
The classes would end with the summer
and a new academic year would start immediately.
Year after year went by without me realizing it
and one fine day my intermediate exams were over.
My SAT and TOEFL were over.
I was sitting around and waiting for my college admission
in the U.S to come through.
For the first time in my life I was free for an entire summer.
I literally had nothing to do, nothing to prep for.
But, my cousin who returned from the U.S
after completing his first year under-graduation,
made sure I was occupied for the summer.
Hey, Ravi!
Arun's family is coming home! Wake up.
Can you see how they are coming in herds?
Let me take care of them!
How are you?
You could have come home first.
We could have gone to the airport together.
It was late by the time we started in Nizamabad,
so we had to go to the airport directly.
Arun... - Uncle.
Arun you have turned fairer after going to the U.S.
Are you rubbing shoulders with the white people there?
Nothing like that Uncle.
Hi man! - Hi.
Let's go inside.
If someone wants to take a shower, water is hot and ready.
Dear tenant gentleman who hasn't raised the rent in six years.
Are these your guests?
My sister, my brother-in-law and their son Arun.
He's come from the U.S.
How long will they be staying?
Not long.
They will leave in a short while.
They live in Nizamabad.
They came to receive their son at the airport.
Will they be showering here?
Not at all.
They will leave after lunch.
I don't know what you've been cooking
but I'm getting a strong masala smell upstairs.
Make sure your guests don't use the toilets too frequently.
For a small job tell them to manage with one mug of water,
if it's a big job tell them to do it somewhere
on their way to their town.
Bad fate!
What did you light those incense sticks?
Our house owner's nose must be handing outside his window
to smell if we are cooking any meat.
I made Arun his favourite mutton fry.
He's even telling us how and when to use the toilet.
He is a big cartoon character.
We've been dealing with his madness for 10 years.
Not able to handle his torture,
the other tenants in the building vacated the place
foregoing their deposit.
It's lying vacant for about six months now.
Did you think of moving to another place?
This place is close to everything.
I don't think we'll find anything in the city for this kind of rent.
Put all the bones in this bowl.
Hi Uncle. Hello Aunty.
C'mon boys.
Arun,
from next year these three guys will keep you company in America.
Why don't you get your plates and join us.
No Aunty. - We ate.
Hi... - Hi...
Did you get your admission letters?
That's the only thing pending.
All three of them have scored well in the SAT and TOEFL.
They've really mugged up on American culture, politics and history.
If you guys think you know everything, you're wrong.
There is still some stuff you don't know.
Don't worry I'll bring you to speed before you board the plane.
Okay, Uncle.
I gave Arun a crash course before he left.
Was the knowledge useful Arun?
How come no Insta posts? You're very busy?
Two part-time jobs and college.
Not having any time at all.
I'm working on the weekends also.
My dad asked me to pay off the student loan by myself.
How's it going there bro? Campus full of chicks?
Not just full, it's housefull.
But nothing in it for us, no one really gives a damn about us.
What are you saying? I heard girls there are crazy about Indians.
Where did you hear that?
At first they are a little attracted to our brown skin.
and later when they come to know that
we are useless they just ignore you.
What do you mean we are useless?
We ace academics but when it comes to social skills we know nothing.
Without a social life it can be hell for guys our age.
What are you talking about dude?
About girls.
Every guy has a girl there.
We just hang our tongues dripping with saliva and watch them.
No girl there really notices us.
They start everything there by the time they are 13, 14 years old.
At that age we are cooped in classrooms for 18 hours a day.
By the time they come to college
the kids there have the experience of porn stars.
By the time we go to college, 99 percent of us are virgins.
If they get to know that one is a virgin...
they look at you like you have some kind of a disease and avoid you.
I made a big mistake by going to America without any experience.
How did they come to know that you were a virgin?
Stop licking me like that.
Why are you licking me?
You are white... like curd rice.
I like curd rice very much.
When curd rice finishing I lick like that only.
I like curd rice.
Stop it. I'm not curd rice ok.
Where's the condom?
Here. - Well, open it.
One second...
Where are you going? - To get scissors.
What..?
wear it.
Ready.
Why did you wear it on your fingers.
My uncle told me.
Your uncle told you to wear it on your fingers?
Yes, my uncle is very knowledgable about these things.
Arun, it's very important to be safe in life.
Yes uncle.
What should you do to be safe in the rain?
Carry an umbrella. - Very good.
How can you be safe while riding a bike?
By wearing a helmet.
Excellent.
And to be safe while swimming?
Wear a life jacket.
Super.
Likewise, to be safe while having sex you should use a condom.
Ok uncle.
Wearing it is very simple.
Just like how you would wear a sock. Like this.
You know what, you and your uncle are both stupid.
Wait a minute... are you a virgin?
Yes.
Oh God! Alright, wear it.
Not possible now.
Not possible? Why?
Some more time I want. - What?
Mummy!
She went and told her friend that I was useless.
That friend told her boyfriend and in no time
the whole campus knew that I was incapable of sex.
They even nicknamed me Mamma-mia.
Mamma-mia?
That's it. After that not a single girl spoke to me.
Please guys, if you want to go to America please follow my advice.
Nobody can beat us there in academics,
but we can't be with books 24X7.
If you want to enjoy life there,
learn everything here, practice well and go there.
Don't follow your dad's advice.
It can be disastrous.
Arun... - Mummy.
Let's go.
When you come to drop him at the airport again,
please come a day early and spend over at our house.
Surely.
Uh... maybe not.
He may object to use the toilet for big jobs and small jobs.
Forget about him but please do come.
God knows how much water they must have used!
They couldn't have.
I shut off the water in the morning itself.
All the best.
Bye. - Bye.
Bye.
Please come when Arun is leaving.
Ok.
Bye uncle. Bye Auntie.
Bye uncle. - Bye.
Did work out well ... ?
Mamma-mia! - You! fool.
Bye. - bye.
Come!
I was really kicked about going to America
but your cousin just deflated all my dreams.
How can we possibly acquire sexual knowledge instantly?
How can we possibly get the porn star experience of those Americans?
We just have another two months.
How can we possibly find girls and learn everything in just two months?
Arun confused the hell out of me.
I thought I was going to America to study,
never thought of this other angle.
What should we do now? - Good question.
"He came from abroad He got us in a spot"
"He told us the problems He confused us"
"It's a new syllabus It's a new subject"
"Start on a crash course To score nice and high"
"Girls, girls, girls..."
"You are such golden dolls..."
"How do we win your hearts..."
"Should we look in the eyes..."
"Should we touch your feet..."
"Should we keep chasing you..."
"Should we flatter.."
"Should we offer you lifts..."
"Should we get you costly gifts..."
"Or should we become little pups..."
"In your hands..."
"It's not as simple as a dosa, papad or vada..."
"To share our feelings with you..."
"Basically even we don't know what we want..."
"That's why we make you go around us in circles..."
"Girls, girls, girls..."
"You are such golden dolls..."
"How do we win your hearts..."
"Should we tell you directly..."
"Or should we tell you indirectly..."
"How should we tell you to get your attention We don't understand..."
"Where do we start..."
"And where do we end..."
"How do we win you over..."
"We don't know..."
"We like it a lot when you keep asking us..."
"We like it when you go mad for us..."
"That's why we keep messing with your mind..."
"And keep pretending that we don't notice you..."
"Girls, girls, girls..."
"You are such golden dolls..."
"How do we win your hearts..."
"If the meaning in you looks..."
"Is available in books..."
"We will read them..."
"And then make our moves..."
"Can we search the feeling in your hearts..."
"On Google..."
"How can we know if you don't tell us anything..."
"A girl's beauty is not an omlette..."
"To fall into your plate easily..."
"Our little heart is not a soda bottle cap..."
"To pop open just like that..."
"Girls, girls, girls..."
"You are such golden dolls..."
"How do we win your hearts..."
Though I went to a co-ed school,
I never really cared much for girls.
To me they were just friends and class-mates,
never thought of them any other way.
But after Arun's visit, my way of looking at females changed forever.
Check it out.
I'm coming to the location you sent me.
Change of plans. - Where should I come?
[Chanting]
What's with the temple before that?
It's a big step. We thought blessings would be good.
We need God's blessings even for dirty deeds?
Needed much more for dirty deeds. Let's go.
Where did you get this address? - Google uncle.
My whole body is shaking man.
Control yourself. There's going to be a lot of work inside.
Sir... are you Shekar? - It's me.
I called you in the morning. I'm Vamsi.
Yes..yes. Sit.
Its six thousand for the three of you.
If you repeat the order it's another six thousand.
Do you have Google pay?
I have a cash back coupon.
What do you think this is... a supermarket?
Only cash.
Ok sir.
Did you get your condoms?
If you didn't it's a hundred per piece.
We have them sir.
Why did you get so many boxes?
Do you know how many are there in each box?
Yes, there are 120 in each box, a total of 360.
Did you guys plan to stay here for a month?
Yes.
What are those pooja things for?
Errr... ever since I was a kid, before I start anything new.
I break a coconut, step on some lemons
and tie some dried red chillies.
Where or what do you plan to tie those red chillies to?
Whatever... Are all three going for one or one for each of you?
Three of us will go for one.
One of you go first.
No..no. The three of us will go together.
We have been like that since we were kids.
Whatever we do, we do together.
This is not combined studies to do together.
Where is the cash.
We want to see the women first.
Come out.
Ravi... Ravi..
Stop Ravi..
Stop
Ravi.. Stop
Ravi... - Ravi..
Stop. Ravi...
Stop.
Ravi...
Stop
Ravi.. Stop - Ravi...
Ravi...
What happened? Why did you run away?
Didn't you see how those women were? I got scared.
How does it matter how they are.
If we are patient and do it a couple of times
we can understand everything.
A couple of times, seriously? I can't stay there even for a minute.
Bro..it's just for experience.
Alright, I'll look for another place.
Please no. I understood something after seeing those women.
My first time has to be something special.
The girl has to be special.
She should touch my heart.
Where can we find a girl like that now?
Not us. I have to find her.
That guy was right.
This is not like combined studies where we can do it together.
I'll take care of myself.
Let's meet before we go to the America.
We can probably compare notes then.
He's right.
How can there be sex with out some basic attraction?
Don't be a fool. Both are the same.
Once you get into sex, attraction automatically happens.
It's natural body instinct.
If you close the drapes, switch off the lights and close your eyes,
you'll forget who you're with.
You can learn everything.
I think what Ravi said is right.
The first time has to be special, to be remembered forever.
Lets meet before going to America.
What are you doing? - Just browsing daddy.
I heard the Government had blocked all the porn sites.
Are you able to open them?
Relax. It's not your fault.
At your age hormones gallop through your blood like race horses.
Before you go to America I have to coach you on a particular subject.
I coached Arun the same way.
He is having a lot of fun there.
I have to go to the toilet.
Hold it for now.
This is something all parents have to discuss with their children.
If you were a girl your mom would have told you all this.
Since you're a boy, I have to do it.
Please don't, dad. If necessary I can always Google it.
Google uncle doesn't know everything.
And why do you need a search engine
when you have an engine with many practical miles on it here.
Please dad, I don't want to learn anything right now.
Let me go. - This is very important son.
You will meet a lot of girls in America.
If some friendship with a girl leads to sex,
how can you be ignorant at that point.
Are you a virgin?
Dad!
I'm sure you are, just asking that's all.
The first thing you should remember is
to respect girls and their feelings.
You should never force girls for anything.
If a girl says no, it's a no.
You should never force her.
Do you understand?
Good. Let's start the lesson.
Do you know what this is? - It's a cucumber.
No... I don't want to think anything.
Ravi...
Don't know when he will learn all this.
Vamsi's determination levels are very high.
After the first attempt failed he sat with his phone like a penance.
He downloaded all the dating apps and right-swiped non-stop.
Finally he hit on a profile match.
Hi...
Hi Vamsi.
Dolly worked at a massage parlour in Banjara Hills.
She invited Vamsi for a nice massage.
For a guy who had never experienced even a head massage by a barber...
a girl inviting him for a body massage was too much.
Some nerve in his body touched another nerve
and suddenly his heart stood up in full attention.
Ok, Vamsi.
My shift is from 8 to 12.
Come and book yourself a massage, don't mention my name, bye.
Ok, I'll be there, bye.
How can I help you, Sir?
I want a massage. - Please select a massage, sir
Vamsi likes to pretend that he knows everything
even when he knows nothing about anything.
His appetite got worked up seeing the names of the type of massages.
Seeing massages named after food items,
he thought those foods would be served before or after the massage.
Thai sandwich.
Okay, Sir... please follow me.
Please come.
Please lie down sir...
Towel for your eyes sir.
Thank you.
Someone will be with you shortly.
Hi sir... - Hi sir.
Hi..
Would you like a deep tissue massage or a soft massage.
Deep, deep..full deep.
Any pains in your body?
No..no pains.
Any particular place you want more massage?
Yes... here.
Sister... sister.. - What happened?
Hello...
Dolly...
What happened?
A client misbehaved with them.
Hello sir... how are you? - Who are you guys?
You wanted a sandwich.
Yes. Get it fast..I'm hungry.
Come... Let's give sir his sandwich.
Hey... What is this?
Leave me alone. - Please wait Sir.
Leave me alone.
Mummy, I'm hungry.
What's for breakfast?
If you want breakfast you have to wake up early.
I have to go to work. Make something for yourself.
How can I make something. I can't cook.
If you can't then learn to cook.
How can you go to America not knowing anything.
Everyone seems to be telling me that. - What?
Nothing..I'm hungry and..ugh.. I don't want to cook.
Oh..so you find cooking to be beneath yourself.
Come Neelima..
Hello aunty. Sorry I got late.
I thought need to come downstairs.
Here's your trifle pudding. - Thanks Neelima.
Are you having a party or something?
Yes. A retirement party at the office.
It's a potluck.
We are all taking a dish each.
Good.
Ok aunty, bye. - Bye Neelima.
Bye. - Thank you.
She is divorced and lives alone.
She is a good cook and uses her skill to make money.
Can you understand now how useful it is to know cooking?
Learn fast...
let's go.
Please don't learn cooking from your mother.
Everyone prays before eating
but in our house have you noticed that we pray after eating.
Do you know why?
Yes... why do we do that?
Have you noticed a lot of dead cockroaches in our kitchen?
Yes..why are they dying?
They are not dying by themselves.
not able to eat your mom's food, they are committing suicide.
Ok, bye.
Teju understood that the attraction
he was looking for lived in the apartment
below in the form of Neelima.
He was instantly floored by Neelima.
He decided that he wanted to learn everything from her.
She was divorced. She lived alone.
Teju came up with a master plan.
Yes. - Hello aunty.
Hello. - I'm Teju. I live upstairs.
You came to my place sometime back.
You're Geetha aunty's... - Son.
I've never seen you here before.
I was away in boarding school..that's why.
Even I moved here recently sorry, please come in.
I'm going to the U.S for my under-grad.
I have to cook for myself there. Mom told me that you're a great cook.
If you have some time can you teach me to cook some easy dishes.
No problem..what do you like?
You...
you can say that I like everything.
Pasta, omelettes and sausages are easy to make.
Cooking itself doesn't take much time.
It's cutting the vegetables and the prep that takes up most of the time.
I'm cutting some vegetables, come and help me.
Don't worry..It gets better with practice.
I came to you for that practice aunty.
What happened? - I cut my finger..
Teju..what happened. - Nothing aunty..
Turn around. - No aunty..
It's still bleeding, turn around.
I can't aunty..
Teju
Manju, get those bones.
Did you find any bones?
I'm looking.
Go deep and push around with your hand..
Why don't you come here and push around with both your hands.
Summer was half done.
Teju and Vamsi had something going for themselves.
There was no girl on the horizon,
at least no one I found special enough to crush on.
I started thinking that,
what Arun wanted me to learn before going to the U.S,
was not going to happen.
Someone once said I believe...
"If it happens it's good, if it doesn't it's better."
What an ass he must have been.
Hey..how many times have I told you to close the gate when you come in?
Sorry uncle..mom and dad will be leaving now.
They will close it on their way out.
Oh..my dear tenant who feels that a rented house is his own house.
going to work?
Yes sir.
I'm smelling strong masalas upstairs everyday.
What have you been cooking?
Only vegetarian stuff.
Are we caught?
How come this is smelling of body spray?
I sprayed my body. Must have rubbed off on it.
No bones inside right?
What bones... no bones inside.
They are moving into the other portion.
They are paying double of what you are paying.
You don't increase the rent and you won't move out..
Namaste sir. - Namaste.
Call me if you need anything. I'm upstairs.
These folks stay in this portion.
They've been living here for a long time without increasing the rent.
Namaste sir. - Namaste.
I'm Murali. My wife Manju.
I'm Sharat. My wife Lakshmi. - Namaste.
I think you're going to be moving your stuff all day.
Alright... have to go to work. - Okay.
Don't plan on cooking today. Please come over for dinner.
Please don't take the trouble. We can always Swiggy something.
No trouble at all. See you in the evening.
Ok. See you then.
Our son, Ravi.
Hi uncle..hello aunty. - Hi.
Help them moving their stuff.
Alright... have to go to work. - Okay.
"Who are you... Who are you..."
"Are you a moonlit dove... A colourful flower..."
"Or a bell that rings in my heart incessantly..."
"Who are you... Who are you..."
"Can anyone be born so beautiful. I don't think I know it's possible."
"Does the moon ever shine during the day.
I am not able to believe it."
"I can't seem to take my eyes of you.
I can't resist wanting to touch you."
"At this time... In your love..."
"My soul is floating... like a piece of cotton in the wind..."
"Who are you..."
"Who are you... Who are you..."
"For the first time.. My fidgeting youth..."
"Is fumbling around... Slowly, real slowly..."
"Every time you get inside me... Every time you touch me..."
"How it feels... I can't seem to explain..."
"I can't seem to shut my eyelids... There is a new heat in my body..."
"With one word... With one smile..."
"A festival of warmth has come..."
"Who are you..."
"Who are you... Who are you..."
"Are you a moonlit dove... A colourful flower..."
"Or a bell that rings in my heart incessantly..."
"Who are you..."
Come..please come.
Come. - Both our houses look similar.
Our owner built them with the same plan.
but he did some serious planning with the plumbing.
I don't know if he has told you...
but if you use water we don't get water and
if we open our taps your water supply gets cut.
If our owner uses water both of us don't get any.
Really..What's the purpose?
Saving on the water bill, in his point of view.
What a clown.
Shall we eat now or later?
Let's eat now when the food is hot and chill later.
Please come.
Come. - Serve.
Hi.. uncle... Hello Aunty.
Hi.
Where's your daughter? - She's coming.
Get the sambar, it's on the stove.
Please sit. - Come please...
Aaargh...
What happened?
Sambar spilt on me.
Did you get burnt?
Clean up and apply some Burnol.
What were you saying?
About the cricket match... - Oh! Do you watch cricket ?
Hello... - Hi...
Please come If you want to wash your hands the sink is in the kitchen.
Ok aunty.
Kohli played well in the previous match.
Yes, right.
Hey..post office.
Our house is getting renovated.
It's going to take a couple of months.
So we moved here for the time being.
I think you can handle it for a couple of months.
Once the house is ready,
we have to find a nice groom and get her married.
Are you serious about getting her married?
She looks like a kid.
Correct! Good question uncle!
We get girls married early in our caste.
These are not good times,
so parents of girls don't want to risk it by delaying marriage.
Oh! Is it.
Hey... come.
Is everything ok?
Is that thing ok?
Dad..
You won't know now..
It will develop a boil later and hurt like hell.
Go and apply some Burnol to it.
It's fine dad.
Wait.. I'll serve you - No problem Aunty. I'll take.
What's happening..?
He's choking.
What's happening..?
Ravi...
Our neighbours seem to be nice folks.
Hmm..give me that pillow..
Here... Today you can't put the pillow between us.
It's a new place and I can't sleep..
I can't sleep without the pillow, give it.
No pillow, turn this side.
But why..
Because I'm here and I want something.
I've got a catch in my back moving all that stuff.
You always like this.
Two minutes of work and you have a back ache for two months.
My bad fate!
Vamsi's birthday started rather oddly.
No one at home wished him.
Good morning mummy.
I have review meetings all day. I'll be home late.
Swiggy dinner for yourself and dad.
Good morning Dad...
I'm not home for dinner.
Have a Rotary club meeting in the evening.
Let's go, it's getting late.
He felt sad that his parents had forgotten his birthday.
but Dolly called and lifted his spirits.
Hi. - Hi.
Happy birthday sweetheart!
Thank you. How did you know?
It's on your profile darling.
Ok, I have to give you a gift. Will you come?
Where? - To the spa.
I'll give you an unforgettable massage.
No thanks.
My body still hurts from the last massage. Why were you not there?
I'm on the 8 to 12 the evening shift.
You came in the morning hours I think. Who massaged you?
Someone. Let's not talk about it.
Then what gift can I give you?
The chip in Vamsi's brain connected with the zip of his pants.
The chip and the zip conspired together for a naughty scheme.
I'll tell you if you come over to my place.
Your place? When?
Anytime between now and evening.
I'll come but on one condition.
You have to receive me in your birthday suit.
Birthday suit? What's that?
What were you wearing when you were born?
When I was born? I was wearing nothing!
Exactly.
You mean...
When will she come ?
Come in...
Vamsi's parents pretended to forget his birthday in the morning.
so that they could surprise him
in the evening along with their friends.
They surprised him alright, but they also got the shock of their life.
I brought two kilos of onions,
green chillis, eggplant and some greens aunty.
Thanks, how's your finger.
Your treatment worked very well.. It's fine now.
Good..can you please do the dishes,
we'll peel the onions and start cooking.
Ok aunty.
If the previous encounter with Neelima was a single run,
Teju wanted to get at least a couple of runs today.
To do that he understood that
he had to keep his eyes open for the right ball.
But he ended up playing with his eyes closed, but still scored.
Ow... my eyes are burning. - What happened Teju?
I got soap in my eyes..
How did soap get into your eyes?
Ow..I don't know aunty. - Teju...
Ow..ow..it hurts..it hurts.. - Teju..let me see.
Ow..ow..it hurts..it hurts.. - Hey..hey..Teju..
Teju... hold on.
Come.
Come straight.
Bend over..come
Bend little more.
Teju... are you ok?
He had hit just two runs.
But he felt like he was getting a standing ovation
from the stadium for his batting.
Hi post office!
What post office?
You got a letter, come and take it.
Ok.
Let me see what mail I've got. Let me have it.
Don't touch me.
Why, are you gay? - What do you mean gay?
You're telling me not to touch you, are you gay?
Are you gay? - No.
I don't have a problem with gays, but I think you're gay.
I'm not gay.
Then prove it.
How do I prove it?
Touch me.
Where do I touch you?
You'll know if you are not gay.
Don't say I'm gay again..
I saved your life the other day.
You didn't even thank me.
The gas guys will deliver a cylinder, please receive it.
Where should guys touch girls?
I would have told you if you had asked me.
Your second lesson is about the same topic. Wait..
Girls basically fall into four categories.
All four categories need four types of touching.
You cannot apply the same formula to all of them.
But when you kiss a girl
you have to hold her cheeks tightly with both hands,
look into her eyes and.
Dad!
Have your biology teacher in the reproduction class or
Google uncle when you are browsing tell you about the G spot?
What's a G spot?
Come I'll tell you...
Lie down.
Widen your legs
Disgusting. - Ravi...
I'll make sure you learn everything before you go to America.
That was so embarrassing you know.
Don't ask me about that.
My parents would have skinned me.
I think they let it go because it was my birthday.
I don't know Vamsi.
Some problem or the other keeps us from meeting.
I know... shall I come over to your place?
No..I have room mates.
We'll be late.
If you're going to sleep don't lock the door from inside.
It's so difficult to wake you up.
Why don't you come over to my place in the evening.
To your place?
Hi... -Hi.
Come.
Please come. - Yeah.
Say something. - I don't know what to say.
But you're like a chatterbox when chatting.
Ok, I'll ask you something, you have to answer.
How many partners have you had before me?
You're the first. - Really?
So you're a virgin?
Yes.
Oh God, thank you very much. I am so lucky.
Let's not talk about anything else.
What is that in your pocket? - Pocket?
There's something in your pocket.
It's a skirt. It has no pockets.
There's definitely something there.
I told you there's nothing.
It's moving. It feels like a banana.
Yes it's a banana.
Hey, you're not a lady?
Lady above, boy below..ladyboy!
Aaargh!
Get out.
Shit.
Do you want any help aunty?
No, I'm done. Thanks.
Aunty..aunty.
Aunty...
Are you ok?
Oh God..my back.
Aunty... let me take a look..
Suddenly Teju's mind switched to cricket mode.
He was like a batsman facing a loose delivery coming in his direction.
It was short pitched and wide outside the off stump.
No more singles and two's for him. He decided to smash it for a four.
Oh God!
Let me put some ice on it. Please turn over.
Turn over... - No, no
You'll be fine.
One second...
Not there..
Lower...
Is it here aunty..?
A little lower
Ok... ok.
Here? - A little lower.
Lower... ? - Yes, A little lower.
Here?
Ow... oow
Aunty.. What's happening?
Nothing.
Aunty...
What's wrong...
Nothing... nothing. - Do you want me to take a look?
You can go. I'll take care.
Ravi... Ravi
Ravi...
Yeah mom..
I'm in the middle of a shower and water's shut down.
The neighbours must have opened a tap,
Please tell them to shut it for some time.
Okay.
Aunty..
Mom is having a bath, can you turn off your taps.
I've already done it.
What are you looking at?
Now I know where to touch you.
Ok. Touch me.
You're the post-office,
the head post-office, the GPO general post office.
Brother... - What.
Brother, the thread keeps slipping from the top when I'm coiling it.
Show me how you're doing it.
Like this.
Not like that.
First you have to wet it a little. Then it holds ok..
Thanks brother.
Hey post-office.. Can you teach me how to spin the top?
Please.. please...
Can you teach me how to spin the top?
If you teach me I'll stop calling you post office.
I'm feeling hot... My body is hot...
It's hot like I have a fever...
I'm feeling hot... My body is hot...
It's feels like it's been set on fire...
If I take a cold shower... Will it subside...
It will subside with a hug... That's what I read somewhere...
Do you like me... Do you like me...
Will you meet me sometime... And tell me that your heart is mine...
I think I like you... I think I like you...
I'll meet you later... And tell you that my heart is yours...
My youth for the first time... Is on the boil...
Like I have taken some drug... It's going round and round...
Some funny desire in me... Something that must be shared...
What you should give...
And what I should give... I'm not really sure...
First you give me a kiss... Then I'll give you a kiss...
I can only think of that...
Do you like me... Do you like me...
Will you meet me sometime... And tell me that your heart is mine...
I think I like you... I think I like you...
I'll meet you later... And tell you that my heart is yours...
At a very embarrassing place... I got stung by a bee...
In the spaces between my fingers. I am developing a sweat...
It's like my innocent cheeks... Have been pinched hard...
And my shy modesty... Has taken flight somewhere...
May be it saw our passion... And felt awkward...
And chose to move away...
May be into knee deep passion... We have to jump in together...
Do you like me... Do you like me...
Will you meet me sometime... And tell me that your heart is mine...
I think I like you... I think I like you...
I'll meet you later... And tell you that my heart is yours...
Vamsi didn't have breakfast?
He hasn't eaten since last night and is not waking up.
Hi Vamsi.. - Hi Dolly..
Do you want a banana?
Why are you not eating? Come and have some breakfast.
I don't want breakfast.
You shouldn't be on an empty stomach. Eat this banana.
No... I don't want a banana.
You'll get a lot of gas if you're stomach is empty.
First eat this banana. - Nooo..I don't want that banana.
What's wrong with eating a banana..take it.
Nooo..I don't want a banana..don't bring it close to me.
Nooo..I don't want that banana.
Get ready fast. Mom and I are going out of town.
We'll drop you on our way at your aunt's place.
He has been behaving strangely since his birthday
Hello cousin..how are you.. - Come... come.
How are you? - Fine...thank you.
Vamsi... how are you? - Hi Uncle.
Come..please sit.
No..we have to leave now to catch the train.
So at least this way you made it to our house.
How long is your trip?
About ten days.
Where's Nisha?
She came back last night from the hostel.
Hi.. Uncle... Hi Aunty.
Shall we play doctor-doctor?
Ok.
I'll check how many times your heart beats in a minute.
Now you check mine.
So your vacation has started. - Yes aunty.
When she has her vacation you have school and
when you have your vacation she has school.
It's been like four to five years since you've met each other.
Should I lay out the breakfast M'am?
Wait a bit. Let's ask Vamsi what he wants' to eat.
Do you remember him? - Of course I remember him.
When he was little, he used to insist I bathe him.
Are you bathing by yourself at least now...
or is someone still bathing you?
Mummy..mummy - What is it..
I can't find any underwear..
They've are getting washed. You'll get them in the evening.
I don't have a single one. What should I wear now.
You can wear one of mine.
Will be a little loose but you can tighten it with the drawstring.
Ok? - Very funny.
No I'm serious.
I'm at home today so I don't need any underwear.
If I go out in the evening I'll use one of yours after it dries.
M'am I've brought the ironed clothes.
Rambabu, are there any of my clothes in that?
One pair of trousers and a shirt.
Teju, I have a small confession to make.
What's that?
One of the pockets of your trouser got burnt.
How did it get burnt?
My wife left the iron box on the trousers
and was posting on Facebook. It got burnt.
My mom has put all my clothes for wash
and you've burnt the only trousers I have now..damn
Having scored a four the last time
our batsman decided to go for the big one, a six.
Teju without underwear and wearing trousers without a pocket
set out to hit a six that day.
Hi Teju... - Hi aunty
How's your back aunty?
Your treatment worked fine, thanks.
Come..
Can I ask you something?
What is it?
Are you lonely?
I've gotten used to it.
Please don't feel lonely. I'm there for you.
Anything you need I'll do it for you.
I know..thank you.
Let's make pooris and sweet potato curry today.
Put those potatoes in the cooker and start kneading the dough.
I'll just be back. - Ok.
Did you put the sweet potatoes in the cooker?
I did.
You didn't switch the gas on..
You didn't tell me to aunty..
So funny.
Where's the whistle of the cooker?
Sorry aunty, it's in my pocket..
Wait..
I'll take it.
Where is it?
The whistle is in this pocket aunty.
Please go.
Sorry aunty..
the ironing guy burnt the pocket.
Never come back.
Where are the other pillows?
I've had enough. No more pillows between us.
I need a pillow under my shoulder to sleep.
I don't believe it one bit.
If you want I can be under that shoulder.
How many times have I asked you to make me feel it.
You just go to sleep without bothering.
What is this bloody feeling thing..
What you get to feel every time and something I've never ever felt.
Please make me feel it once.
Hi... - Hi, what are you doing.
Nothing, getting into bed. What's up with you.
Exercise. - At this time?
Did you eat too much or something?
I used to go to the gym, but I quit.
What did you do in the gym.
Cardio, some weights, pushups..
You can do pushups? Show me.
Wait..
Oh no..I just ate, it's hurting.
I'll do something, let me see if you can do it.
What's that.
Let me see you do this.
Ok, I'll try
You should touch the wall with your legs.
Come on.
Try again.
No... no.. no..
You little rascal..
I'll beat you up when I see you.
Bye..bye.. - Ok bye.
It's good you didn't sleep.
I have to tell you something very important today.
What's that dad?
It's about safety and precautionary procedures.
Dad..
This is a compulsory subject. Listen carefully.
You know what this is?
Yes. A condom.
This is very necessary like.
Like an umbrella in the rain, a helmet while riding a bike
and like a life-jacket when swimming.
Wow, and you should use it like.
Yes, right? - Right.
You've done excellent research, I'm proud of you.
Girlfriends are important but don't get them pregnant.
Remember that.
Ravi? - Yes.. it's me.
Your order.
Hey, come in.
Hi, what's up.
Your parents have left.
You've come to tell me that?
No..when will they be back?
In the evening. Why?
Nothing.
I'm sorry about last night.
It's ok.
Can I ask you something..? - What?
Can I hold you once? - Hold me? How?
Can I kiss you?
Do you know what to do?
Why, don't you know?
Stupid, I'm a virgin ok..you? You..?
I'm also a virgin.
Stop.. stop... stop.
Did you get bring any protection.
I don't want to get pregnant.
Yes..
this is for you and this for me.
Where did you leave the phone? - In bed room.
Daddy...
You bloody bastard. - Sorry uncle..
Sorry daddy.
Stop. - Daddy.
Sorry uncle. - You hold on.
Hey stop. - Daddy please..
Stop there.
I'll kill you. - Stop it daddy.
I'll kill you.
Idiot.
What are you doing here?
I'll kill you.
What's happening ? - I'll kill you.
How dare you...? - Sorry uncle.
Why are you hitting him like that?
What do you mean, Sorry?
How dare you.
I'll kill you.
Sorry uncle.
- Hey, wait.
Daddy.
Do you know what he did? - Stop.
You are the reason behind all these.
I am so sorry, Daddy. - I'll kill you.
Rupa... uncle.
Stop it uncle.
How dare you to call me uncle?
Daddy.. please listen me.
Idiot.
You... - Daddy don't hit him.
What happened actually?
Please tell him Mummy. - Please daddy, don't hit him.
Sorry, uncle. - Don't call me uncle... I'll cut your tongue.
Hey, stop it.
Why are you hitting a kid like that?
Ravi... get up. What happened?
Have you gone mad?
Why are you hitting a kid like that?
How dare you to push me...
How dare you hit my dad.. - Ravi...
Ravi, wait.
Are you happy? Did you see how he hit me?
It's all because of you.
And you. Couldn't you raise her right.
Get inside..get inside.
I'll tell them to vacate the houses right now.
Don't go there now.
They hate you and if you get in-between their fight,
it will be an excuse to smack you around.
Get in.
Get in - Don't hit her.
Ravi.
What's all this?
Zip it up.
Ravi...
Ravi.. Ravi..
Ravi..open the door..Ravi..
Ravi.. - Ravi..
Open the door.
Ravi.. - Ravi..
Open the door.
Hi bro..
Hi man.. - What are you guys doing?
Everyone must be busy with their pursuits. Did you guys get lucky?
I almost got lucky, but it slipped out of my pocket. And you..?
Luckily, it stayed in the pocket. - Why pocket?
Forget the pocket topic please.
Hey Ravi, what are you doing dude. Did you find your special something?
He is not going to tells us.
For all we know he must have become a specialist by now.
Get up, let's go.
I won't come. I want to be here.
Get up..now.
I won't come please. - C'mon, get up.
Please wait, please be gentle with her. - You shut up.
I won't come..I won't come. - C'mon, get up.
Mummy please...
Get up, let's go.
Listen to me.. Please tell dad, Mummy.
I won't come. - C'mon.
Let's go.
If you don't move, I'll drag you through the streets if I have to.
Let's move - Leave her alone.
Ravi... open the... - Ravi...
Ravi..wait.. - Ravi...
Let's go. Rupa...
Please tell him, Mummy.
Listen me.
Ravi... Ravi.
I won't come. - Please listen him.
I'll come again to pick up our stuff.
Please keep the keys with you.
Please Mummy.
C'mon, let's go.
Daddy... - Move.
Come...
Please... I won't come.
Come.
Get in.
Please...
Get in. - I won't come.
Get in.
Daddy, please.
If he comes anywhere near my daughter again,
I'll get the cops to break his legs.
You don't increase the rent
and you don't let tenants who pay good rent stay peacefully.
Either you increase the rent or move out immediately.
We'll vacate the house as soon as our son goes to America.
God knows when he'll go To America and when you will vacate the house.
Teju was just as depressed as me.
If the ironing guy hadn't burnt the trouser's pocket,
maybe he would have hit a six that day and went on to score a century.
May be his story would have turned out to different.
Teju...
can you go out and get me some bananas.
Hi bro... - Hi...
What are doing?
Can't you see? Trimming.
what's up..
Hey, who's that?
She's the one who slipped out of my pocket.
Hey, didn't I tell you not to mention the word pocket?
Where are you headed? - Mom asked me to get some bananas.
If you say the word banana I'll kill you.
I shouldn't say pocket and I shouldn't say banana.
What's your problem? - Don't say, Bro.
If I hear those words I get nightmares and I go mad.
Even I'm getting crazy dreams these days.
I dreamt that I died a virgin,
went to hell and was raped by terrorists there.
Bloody ass. When I showed you guys the easy way,
you and Ravi wanted something special.
If you're crying now, you deserve it.
Did you get hooked up?
I'm getting hooked up.
Please hook me up with someone bro.
Do you have Tinder on your phone? - No bro.
There are other dating apps like Tinder.
Download all of them and keep right swiping.
You'll connect with someone.
Some ass said that luck will not come looking for you
if you are just sitting on a sofa,
legs stretched out and waiting for it.
It did exactly that with Teju when he was sitting on a sofa.
A mother and her two daughter's connected with
Teju around the same time.
and without one another knowing. started wooing Teju.
Hi.. - Hi.
I'm Madhu. We live in the same colony,
plot number 63.
Hi. - Hi...
I'm Ramya. I live very close to your house, plot number 63.
Hi. - Hi...
I'm Chaya. I live in plot number 63.
What a coincidence, we are neighbours.
Ok, bye.
Bye.
Sir, Ironing clothes.
Rambabu..you iron clothes for everyone in the colony right?
Yes.
Do you know who lives in plot number 63?
The gentleman has a store of some kind and
he stays there with his wife and two daughters.
A mother and two daughters at the same time.....?
Did you take all your books?
Mummy... - What is it?
Where did us humans come from? - From monkeys..
Did you have your breakfast?
Let's go to school. -Ok.
Daddy...
Daddy where did us human beings come from?
God created us.
But mom told me that we came from monkeys.
That's your mom's side of the family.
Aha..what a joke.
Vamsi.. See you in the evening.
Take care. - Ok uncle.
Let's go.
Vamsi if you want something for lunch ask Bhavani. She'll make it.
Ok Aunty.
Nisha..Nisha..
What?
You know you've grown up a lot.
Did you stop me to tell me that?
No..no.. - Then?
Do you remember, when we were little we used to play games like
Mom and Dad, Husband and Wife, Doctor-Doctor?
Really? I don't remember.
We used to play Doctor-Doctor a lot, come I'll show you.
Sit. - How do you play Doctor-Doctor?
You should tell me how many times my heart beats in a minute.
How's that possible without a stethoscope?
We don't need a stethoscope..it's with the ear.
Ok. - Come.
Ninty one beats!
Why is your heart beating so fast?
I don't know. Now I'll check yours.
Depending on whose heart beat faster,
that person has to buy a chocolate.
Hey what is this game, it's so stupid..move, I have to go out.
Nisha wait, It's not a minute yet.
Vamsi..Vamsi,
please write a letter for me to my husband.
A letter? Where is he?
Near Dubai.
Can't you call him? - He has signal issues there.
Ok, give me some paper and a pen.
Here's the paper...
and pen.
For corrections here's a whitener,
highlighter for underlining...
red ink pen to say something strong.
sketch pens to decorate with heart symbols.
A cover for the letter.
and Fevistick to seal the cover.
Looks like you have a big stationery shop in there?
Stop joking..please write.
Go ahead.
My dear lovely husband...
how are you there?
I'm here like a corroded piece of copper.
Only if you come here and rub me over hard will I shine again.
Please put a couple of heart symbols there.
I'll do it, continue.
I wanted to give you a fair little baby
by the time you came from Dubai...
but everyone here is black like jamuns.
Please highlight this part.
I'll do all that later, lets finish the letter first.
Vamsi has home here for his summer holidays.
He is so attractive like a Kashmir apple.
I will somehow commit with him and fulfill your dream.
Hey..what are you saying?
My husband's dream is to have a fair looking baby.
Please fulfil my husband's dream.
Why the hell should I fulfil your husband's dream?
Oh God!
Vamsi... Vamsi...
Hey, forget what's happened. Forget everything.
May be you're feeling bad that you've hurt us or something.
we have completely forgotten the entire episode.
You should also forget it.
Let's do something.
Both of us should apply for leave and
the three of us should go away on a trip.
Nice thought.
We can spend some time together before he goes to America.
Let's go to North India. - Correct!
How does Manali sound Ravi?
I'm not going anywhere.
Don't say that. Let's go somewhere please.
I'm not going anywhere.. I'm not going. - Ravi...
Ravi.... please wait.
'The person you are dailing is unavilable to take calls right now.'
Ravi... - Ravi...
Ravi...
Uncle..Where is Ravi ?
Please, even you've lost your way, never come to our house.
If your people come to know that you're here
and file a police case against my son,
his future will be done for good.
Right.
Please don't meet him and even if he tries to meet you avoid him.
Please...
Please go away from here. Please go.
Wait dear.
When are you folks planning to take away your stuff?
Please ask my dad uncle.
If you vacate the house I can put up a to-let board.
I don't know why I get all these lousy deals.
Dad has gone home.
I know. He sent me to get some sleeping pills.
How many? - 20.
20 sleeping pills? Why..?
Some guests have come home. It's for them.
Let me give you a bag. - Not necessary.
Where did you go? - Out.
Didn't I tell you not to go out? Where did you go?
If you don't tell me I'll kill you right here.
Don't take the trouble. I'll kill myself.
Hello. - Doctor..
your daughter came by
and took 20 sleeping pills saying that you wanted them.
I'm calling because I was a little doubtful about that.
What..?
Wait...
Give me that bag..
Give me that. - Dad, please leave it.
What's happening..?
Give me that. - Daddy.
Let me see... - Tell me, what's happening..
Give me that... let me check. - Leave my bag.
Tell me, what's happening.. - You stay calm.
Leave me. - Give it.
Let me check what is in that bag. - Listen to me... please..
Can you see how far she has come.
She is carrying precaution in her bag.
How dare you..I'm going to kill you.
I'll kill you.
How dare you..?
Daddy... listen to me.
I'm going to kill you.
I will talk to her.
Can you see how far she has come.
Can you see how far she has come..
I will talk to her. - I'm going to kill her.
Please stop. - Why should I stop ?
It is all because of you. you ruined her life.
Just when Teju was contemplating whether to call Swiggy mummy.
or Zomato daddy for lunch he got an unexpected invite, for lunch.
Hi.. Teju. - Hi...
Lunch today? My place.. - Sure.
Are you sure it's not a problem?
My daughter's are going out after lunch.
I have a Yoga class at 4.
We can have some fun till then.
Ok, I'll be there.
Ok, Bye. - Bye.
Hi... -Hi.
you want to come over to my place?
Your place? When?
Don't act smart.
I know you're coming to my place for lunch. Mom told me.
Mom has a yoga class at 4.
It's up to us from then.
Ok.
Ok... bye. - Bye.
Hi... -Hi..
I heard you're coming home.
Yes, what's up.
After lunch I'm going to spendover at a friend's place.
I'll send you the location, come there and carry some protection.
Ok, see you there.
Ok, see you, bye. -Bye.
Teju felt like it was his sangeet,
wedding and first night on the same day.
Today he was not a batsman,
he was a crafty spin bowler, bowling his first ever over.
He was going to score a hattrick.
Post lunch session with the aunty.
post aunty session with the older daughter and.
post older daughter session with the younger daughter.
Teju was elated.
Here is your order. - Thank you.
Here. - Thank you.
Can I help you? -Yes.
I want a condom. - Any particular brand?
It should work well...
have a sporty feel and give good mileage.
I have the perfect one for you with a new glow in the dark feature.
It will shine like a torch in the darkness.
How much? -Twenty rupees.
Yes.
Give me one more.
Take a box. There are 12 inside.
No. I wouldn't know where to keep it. Storage problem.
Give me one more.
Can I ask you something?
You're going back and forth
and buying one at a time, can I ask you why?
Don't tell anyone. - I won't.
I have three dates at three different timings on the same day.
Three dates on the same day!? - Yes!
Yes a mother and her two daughters.
A mother and two daughters? Same day?
What a lucky fellow!
Hello.. excuse me.
Hi aunty! - Hi Teju..come.
Thanks aunty.
Please come and call me Madhu.
Ok..?
Come.
My older daughter Ramya and the younger one Chaya.
Hi. -Hi.
Hi.
Teju. He lives in our colony.
He wanted to clarify some doubts about his U.S visa.
Let's eat. You girls have to go out right?
Teju... please come.
Hey.. even Uncle's home for lunch.
Teju, you have to pray?
He's praying..
Oh God, lovely God! You gave us birth without asking.
You gave us hunger without asking.
You gave us food to satisfy the hunger.
You gave us ghee for dal. You gave us papads to go with it.
You gave bitterness to bitter gourd.
You gave sweetness to the pumpkin. You gave sourness to tamarind.
You gave hotness to the chilli.
You gave stickiness to the ladies finger.
You have height to the snake gourd.
You gave kids the nature to make mistakes.
You gave elders the heart to forgive.
Did you give it or not?
Please tell me God. If you didn't then I'm dead.
If you've forgotten to do it please do it right now.
They say that he who forgives is a king of hearts.
For some reason I don't think you are going to fulfil my wish today.
Teju..where are you going...? - My stomach's upset aunty.
Vamsi's uncle hated the high electricity bills of summer.
He hated everyone sleeping in their rooms with individual a/c's.
He made sure that only one air conditioner was used
in the house and everybody slept under it at night.
Good night Rocky.. - Good night, Dad.
Why should I sleep so early mummy?
If you sleep and wake up early you will do well in your studies.
What happens if I do well in my studies?
If you study well you'll get a good wife.
But dad studied well, then why did he marry you?
I'll slap you, sleep!
Deadly one!
Mummy... Mummy...
you go and sleep there.
Why..? - Please, you go and sleep there.
Bhavani.. - Madam...
you go and sleep there..I'll sleep here.
Why?
You go and sleep there.
Vamsi... what happened?
How many times have I told you not bang the top on the floor?
See how it's cracked.. - Sorry uncle..
When are you going to America?
I have to leave once I get the admission letter.
When is that letter coming?
Anytime now. I am waiting for that.
Will you folks really vacate the house when you go to America?
I don't know uncle, you have to ask my dad.
I have to ask your dad?
I asked that girl yesterday when they would move their stuff out
and she told me to ask her dad.
Her dad won't take their stuff and your dad won't vacate the house.
All of you are playing me.
Rupa came here?
Yes. She met your folks and left.
Dad... Did Rupa come here?
Congrats! Your admission letter mail has come.
Did Rupa come here to meet me?
Yes she came.
We made her understand and sent her away.
Come and see this letter.
Ravi...
That was a good joke.
It's silly that in these modern times that we have to
match horoscopes and look for auspicious times.
If the families like each other,
monetary issues are sorted out
and the venue is booked, that's about it.
Dowry formalities I leave it to you.
I'll make sure it's a grand wedding.
Rupa..
Ravi..
Rupa.. - Ravi..
I missed you. I missed you so much..
I love you..
I missed you so much.. Ravi.
No problem..If your son is around please give him the phone.
I'll give the phone to my daughter. Let them do the rest of the talking.
You bastard. -Daddy.
You came again..? -Sorry uncle.
I'll kill you. -Sorry.. sorry Uncle.
Yes, Please hold on..
Hey Stop. -Uncle please.
Daddy... - Hey, stop.
Stop.
Oh! Shit. Hey, wait... you...
Wait. - Stop.
Hey, stop. -Please wait.
Stop ...
I am going to kill you.
Stop. Stop.
Ravi, stop.
Where are you going?
Hey, where are you going?
Stop.
Hey..Catch that fellow.. Okay Sir.
Hey, stop. - You come.
Leave her alone.
Go inside.
Let's go inside.
Rupa..listen to me.
Go inside. -Please don't hit her.
I'll kill you...stop.
I'll kill you.. if you say his name.
Go inside.
Yes!
Is anybody home?
No uncle. Mom and dad are at work.
Can I sit?
Come, sit down.
I'm sorry Uncle...What actually happened was.
You did what guys your age do Teju. I did not come to talk about that.
I got married for my parents.
had children for the sake of society.
I did everything for everyone but I didn't do anything for myself.
I have respect for women, I admire them...
but I don't like them... I don't love them.
and I don't desire them.
When I saw you in my store for the first time I came to a decision.
What's that decision?
That I wanted to come out of the closet.
What are you saying uncle..
I want to come out of the closet.
So you are.. - Yes.
I like you Teju.
I think I am in love with you.
Uncle.. - Teju..
Please let me go... I am not that type.
You don't know it Teju, but you are also in the closet.
Come out. You will know how happy our world is.
I am not in any closet. I don't want that world.
I know it's difficult to break out of the closet.
I'll help you out.
We can be happy together.
Come..come out...
we will create a new world together.
Please uncle..let me remain in my world.
Let's do something.
I'll get one of my daughter's married to you.
You can live in my house as my son-in-law.
We can be happy together.
So I should marry your daughter,
live with your family and have a relationship with you?
Nice idea right?
Please get out of my house.
Get out.
This is a big decision... take your own time.
I'll keep in touch.
We have an offer at the store.
If you buy three condoms you get a Vaseline bottle free.
I forgot to give it to you the other day. Please take it.
I don't want any offer. Please leave.
Actually, on offer is this small bottle.
But thinking that it might be more useful for us..
sorry you..I brought this bigger bottle.
I don't want it. Please go.
I will feel very hurt if you don't take it.
I don't really care. Please get out.
Get out.
Dad, all my friends get dropped by their mom's to school.
Why do you insist on dropping me?
Because your friends are dropped by their mom's.
What did you say? - Nothing.
Idiot... let's go.
you're taking the rickshaw to school from tomorrow.
Today is an auspicious day. Oil your hair and have a bath.
We will go to the temple in the evening. - Okay.
Bhavani... - Madam.
see how his hair all matted up.
Oil his hair properly. - Ok, Madam.
Bye. -Bye.
Come, let's put some oil on you.
Please stand up... let me put some oil on your body.
Do you go to the gym? -Why are you asking?
I keep telling my dark husband to build muscles.
He keeps building a big belly.
Do you run too? -Yes, why?
Because you have a tight backside.
Enough.
There is no hot water coming in that bathroom. Use this one.
How come the cops are here?
Let me find out?
Stay here, they'll probably arrest you too if you go there.
Give it here. -Sir...
Who is Ravi here? -My son.
Please call him.
Ravi... -Dad.
It seems you are chasing Rupa.
Her dad has filed a complaint.
Are you a student?
Yes sir. He is going to America.
What's wrong with you?
Can't you focus just on studying?
Here's a restraining order. -Sir... sir...
If you go within five hundred yards of that girl,
you will be arrested and a case filed.
Mind it.
Ravi...
Come..sit.
After you were born you became our world.
You were our hope.
All we dreamt of was about your future.
We cut every corner possible for your education.
You know how proud we are now that you are going to America?
Don't waste all our hardship for a girl.
Forget her and focus on going to America.
Please.
Going to America was the last thing on my mind.
All my thoughts were about Rupa.
I wanted her badly, I had to be with her.
I hated myself for giving grief to my parents.
I hated myself for being powerless to pursue Rupa,
I hated everything and everybody.
A tremendous grief overcame me.
"Love..Love..."
"Every heart is yours..."
"If it doesn't chase you... Then it's not a heart..."
"Love..Love..."
"You don't listen to anyone..."
"Dreams in your eyes... Heaviness in your heart..."
"You come smiling...like a ray of light..."
"You exist like a fire...In the deep recesses of thought..."
"No one can understand...this love It makes many miracles...this love"
"Love..."
"Love..Love..."
"Every heart is yours..."
"If it doesn't chase you... Then it's not a heart..."
"Something was supposed to happen... But something else is happening..."
"Wished for something... Got something else..."
"Which heart will you capture... Which heart will you let go..."
"Where will you go the next minute... What will you do..."
"Love is like a gentle breeze... That you can never see..."
"You will only know it exists... When it touches your heart..."
"No one can understand...this love It makes many miracles...this love"
"Love..."
"Love..Love..."
"Every heart is yours..."
"If it doesn't chase you... Then it's not a heart..."
"This is one story... That is another story..."
"No two stories are the same..."
"Where does it start... where does it twist.
Where does it end...this love"
"Will it make them win or lose... It doesn't tell the couples..."
"If it likes you..it won't leave you.. Even for a hundred years..."
"If it hates you...it won't stay with you Even for a single minute"
"No one can understand...this love It makes many miracles...this love."
"Love..."
"Love..Love..."
"Every heart is yours..."
"If it doesn't chase you... Then it's not a heart..."
Call your mom. I have to tell both of you the good news.
Manju... Manju...
What is it?
What does he like to eat?
Jaggery porridge. Why?
After you hear this piece of good news
get on with making his favourite dish.
What is the good news?
His student loan has been approved.
Really..that's great.
Hearing words like America, admission, student loan
would start off an uncontrollable anger in me.
There was no place in my mind for anything but Rupa.
There was no place in my heart for anything but her.
I was sure Rupa was feeling the same way.
I didn't want to go to America.
I wanted to go away somewhere far away with Rupa.
I think he is going to that girl.
When you see the girl, say you like her.
Otherwise I'll kill you right there.
Don't be afraid, I'm there for you.
Why the hell did you bring him along?
He is my everything. He goes where I go.
Stop it.
Let the wedding get over and all her property transferred to us.
Be patient till we get a divorce done.
Then you guys go to America and get married or do whatever you want.
They are here.
Come, please come inside.
You have a nice house.
Our house is under renovation. We've taken this place temporarily.
This is rented house.
Oh it's a rented house..?
Hey, hey...Don't make up stories.
What is the guarantee that you got pregnant because of me?
Ha..ha..how wonderfully you are acting..huh..
Wait..when did your husband go out of town in January?
The coffee was fantastic. -Thank you.
Do you like her? - Hmm..
No one asks like that these days.
Just a formality.
He was ok just looking at the photograph.
Let us get them married at the first available muhurat.
Okay.
You know what,
your sister should have gotten pregnant because of me.
Not you.
What will you do? Do what the hell you want..
Hey...
No one is here...?
How did the car get here.
Hello.. -Sir, Narsaiah here.
Sir...
I'll just be back.
What happened? - Another round of coffee?
Definitely.
How did the car get here ?
I don't know sir..It just rolled over.
[Indistinct Voices]
How can the car roll over from there to here by itself?
It just rolled over by itself sir.
I'll slap you if you continue to talk stupidly.
Hi...
What's going on?
Come.
Come... come.
How can I accept?
[Indistinct Voices]
By the time I come out again the car has to be back there.
What can I do sir? - Push it back there.
How can I push it sir? - You...
Let the guests leave.. I'll take care of you.
Where are we going? - Somewhere very far from here.
Ravi..
Stop.. What are you doing. - Let go of me Dad.
Let go of me Dad.. - Why did you come out ..?
Let go of me Dad.. - Please dad.
Get inside. - Listen to me.
I'll kill you. - Leave alone dad.
He went to the girl despite a restraining order.
We have to book a case against him. - Sir please...
He's been admitted to a college in America.
His education loan is also approved.
If you book a case he will not get a visa.
His future will be destroyed. Please sir.
Nothing doing.
He should be arrested and thrown in jail.
Please calm down sir.
Did he come to see your daughter without her knowledge?
Was he in her bedroom without her permission?
Knowing fully well that you will go to that girl again,
I am releasing you.
What?
We are going to fix a tracker to your leg.
It will be monitored 24X7.
If you go anywhere near that girl, we'll arrest you immediately.
I think you will agree to this solution.
God gives everyone a good life. We mess it up.
You'll have a lot of girls in your life.
But what if you don't have a life?
Think about it. Please take him.
Ok, Sir.
What are you looking for Nisha?
My ear ring.
What happened? - Something fell inside.
I saw a lizard here last night. Must have been the that.
Lizard..?
Let me help..
Hey, you...
What's wrong with you..?
Let me help you... wait.
Stop it.. I'll take care myself.
I've been watching you ever since you came here, all your antics.
What do you want?
Tell me.
I am asking you... tell me.
I want to see you like how you saw me.
Okay? Are you happy..?
Stupid. - Nisha...
Stupid fellow. - Nisha...
Nisha...
What is that game...? Doctor- Doctor?
Nisha...
Husband and Wife game, right?
Nisha... Nisha please...
Coming...
Bhavani.. -Darling...
Darling Bhavani... - When did you come?
I just got off the plane and came here directly.
Why are you so warm? - Because it's very hot in Dubai..
So funny..
How come you came here?
Couldn't wait till evening to see you.
It has been so long. -Wait dear.
Is anyone home? - No one is here.
Where were we going?
Come.. come.
Lie down on the table.
Please control yourself.
What time is the appointment?
We have to be at the consulate at 11.
Call me as soon as the fingerprinting is done.
I have to come and fix this again. - Okay, Sir.
Namaste sir. -Namaste.
Sorry, I couldn't come personally and invite you.
That's why I messaged you.
I hope you remember, our daughter's wedding is tonight.
Please attend the marriage.
We are definitely coming.
Have you come to pick up all your stuff?
Not really.
I've just come for the silverware we need for the wedding.
I came for them.
When will you take away rest of the stuff? -Very soon.
Can I have the keys please.
They are upstairs, come.
Hi Teju.
Why did you come again uncle?
To get you out of the closet.
I'm scared seeing you.
I can understand that.
If I was in your situation
I would like to get out of this quickly,
with as little pain as possible.
I don't have much time.
In and out, it won't take more than five minutes.
Try to imagine us together once and see how wonderful it is.
Disgusting.
Please Teju.
I want to lie down in your lap once.
I want my nose to cuddle with your nose once.
You refused my Vaseline offer, please don't refuse me.
Uncle..Aunty..
Oh God!
Aunty... - Hi Teju..
Something or the other keeps coming up and we are not getting to meet.
I just took a chance and came over.
No one's home I hope..
Uncle's there aunty..
Uncle..?
Hi Ramya... -Hi...
One second..
Aunty..Ramya..
Hi.. - Hi... Teju.
Why are you not answering my calls.
I wanted to call you home. But Mummy and Chaya are both there.
That's why I came over.
Hi.. - Hi Chaya..
What do I do now... - Chaya..
Hi. - Hi. What's up.
Where did you disappear? You're completely out of touch.
I missed you so much you know.
Come let's hurry. I brought protection.
No one's home right?
Your whole family is here. - What..?
Are you expecting someone? - May be my parents.
What..?
Aunty..?
I can't handle it anymore.
How much ever I try, I'm not able to get you off my mind.
Sorry aunty..
Why are you still sleeping...?
Get up.
Take a shower and wear this saree.
We have to leave to the venue soon.
Rupa...
Ravi.
"Ooh..la..la.. My heart is floating in the clouds..."
"Ooh..la..la.. My youth is rocking on a swing..."
"Hiding all this time... Waking up just today..."
"My dreams... Leapt from the balcony..."
"Under some strange intoxication... I have gone berserk with madness..."
"Ooh..la..la.. My heart is floating in the clouds..."
"Ooh..la..la.. My youth is rocking on a swing..."
"My lips have suddenly gone dry..."
"There is electricity crawling all over my body..."
"I am imprisoned by hugs..."
"My eyes are shutting like they are drugged..."
"The knots are coming off... Being together..."
"A madness is starting..."
"The heat..enveloping the body... Is making the heart weak..."
"Hiding all this time... Waking up just today..."
"My dreams... Leapt from the balcony..."
"Under some strange intoxication... I have gone berserk with madness..."
"Ooh..la..la.. My heart is floating in the clouds..."
"Ooh..la..la.. My youth is rocking on a swing..."
"The assault of this heat... Has driven away all modesty..."
"The desire of youth... Is razor sharp..."
"And is cutting the distance between us... Sleep is gone..."
"Every emotion is bare...With craziness... Let's go wild..."
"Let our bodies...Get together..."
"Make it rough... And let's quench the desire..."
"Hiding all this time... Waking up just today..."
"My dreams... Leapt from the balcony..."
"Under some strange intoxication... I have gone berserk with madness..."
"Ooh..la..la.. My heart is floating in the clouds..."
"Ooh..la..la.. My youth is rocking on a swing..."
Your passport is here. - Thanks dad.
Before you go to America, your last lesson.
Dad...
You have to listen to this.
You should have respect for girls here,
love here and desire..
Dad..please no dad.. - Let's hurry, the cab is here.
Thank's mummy. - For what.
I will tell you later.
Thank God he is going to America.
We have one less person to do the
small and big jobs in the compound.
Do you think they will really vacate the house?
They have to.
A good vegetarian family is waiting to move in.
I've already collected the deposit from them.
Can I come to the airport?
Where are you going now ?
We have to leave to the airport. It's getting late.
I'll be right back. I have to say good-bye to Neelima aunty.
Hi Teju.
By the time you read this letter I will be on my way to a new life.
I don't know how to define what happened between us...
and I don't know how to understand what I felt for you.
When I knew that it was impossible to
give it a meaning I stopped thinking about it.
When we stop thinking about the what's,
why's and how's of the things that happen in our life,
we can be truly happy.
I am happy that I met you.
I will remember you always.
That's enough for me.
Stay how you are, don't change yourself for anyone or anything.
I wish you enough luck to get everything you want in life.
Neelima.
Come fast... It's getting late.
Please don't rush me.
Didn't I tell you he won't come up soon?
Why did you bring the bags? I still haven't packed my underwear.
I knew you would do something like that,
so I packed all my underwear for you.
Don't worry I'll adjust with your underwear.
Let's go.
You have to wait a few hours in the airport.
You'll get hungry, eat this banana.
You know how scared he is of bananas. Let him be.
The long summer was finally coming to an end and what a summer it was.
We didn't get doctorates in what we set out to learn and master.
but each of us experienced something beautiful
in our own way and finally got what we wanted.
It was a summer we would never forget, ever.
We understood that to win
a girl's trust and affection and for her to respect you.
We have to respect her first.
We should have the intelligence quotient
to understand her emotional quotient...
and love her like she has been never loved before.
That's all girls want,
That's all everybody wants. Love.
We didn't know how the girls in America would treat us
and we didn't really care...
because we would always have someone nice back home,
someone to keep coming back to.
Our beautiful love.
The three of us were really lucky in that aspect.
Actually the two of us, just Vamsi and I.
Teju had no one to come back to.
Don't you know that you should not ring
the bell when the flight is taking off?
I rang the bell because it took off. - What..?
He has been on take off mode ever since he boarded the flight.
What take off..?
An air hostess smiled at him on boarding.
Fool..air hostesses smile at everybody.
No..she gave me special attention.
That's why I took the aisle seat.
Aisle seat..why?
Every time she walks past,
if I put my shoulder out I can get a nice rub and feel.
Bloody ass!